Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/1032583. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Homestuck Relationship: Dave_Strider/Karkat_Vantas Character: Dave_Strider, Karkat_Vantas Additional Tags: (I'll_add_these_later) Stats: Published: 2013-11-05 Words: 1947 ****** I'm Flushed for You? ****** by maddishHatter Summary Just say that your flushed. flushed? Then they sucked face. MSPARP This is a script style, not safe for work chat. turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. CG: *HE SUNK HIS FANGS INTO SOME PIZZA* TG: sup kitkat CG: HEY *HE TAKES ANOTHER BITE* CG: WANT SOME? * HE OFFERS HIM THE BOX* TG: dude, are you eating pizza? CG: YES. TG: yes -he takes it- CG: ROSE MADE IT. CG: DID YOU KNOW SHE COOKS? TG: rose just got 80% more attractive CG: *HE RAISES HIS EYEBROW* YOU DO REALISE SHE IS YOUR SISTER? TG: yes, dude your sister can be attractive CG: I DONT HAVE A SISTER. TG: i didn't mean /your/ sister CG: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING OUT? CG: *AT TG: i get so confused when i talk to you CG: GOOD. CG: MAYBE I WANT IT LIKE THAT TG: -he shakes his head and flicks karkats horn- CG: *HE GRINS CHEEKILY* CG: OWW, WHAT WAS THAT SEMI-SEXUAL HORN FLICK FOR? TG: semi-sexual? what even? CG: HORNS ARE ESSENTIALLY YOUR HUMAN NIPPLES. TG: i flicked your horn not your dick TG: wtf CG: YOU HEARD ME STRIDER TG: im so confused with your anatomy CG: I'M CONFUSED ABOUT /YOUR/ ANATOMY TG: what how? CG: IN EVERY FUCKING WAY CG: FOR EXAMPLE... * HE BEGINS RANTING* TG: -he shoves his fingers in karkats mouth- CG: HBRHB WHAB DE FUP? TG: ah, much better CG: *HE GENTLY BITES ON HIS FINGER* TG: hey dude no don't bite those off TG: i need them CG: I WILL IB YOB DOBT GWT BEM OBT OB MY MOUF TG: aww, no ill keep them here CG: *HE BITES HIS FINGER AGAIN* TG: -he presses his finger against his tongue- CG: IFF THISH SHOME SHORT OB HUMAN FUCKING FOREPLAY TG: it isn't, jeez TG: it's to shut you up TG: and it's half working CG: NO IWT FUQUING ISHNT TG: i can't hear you CG: SHTOP IWT CG: I WIWW RWIP YPOUR CAPE TG: what was that? TG: dude no TG: i like the cape CG: *HE PUTS A CLAW TO A BIT OF THE CAPE* CG: DOWNT MAWKE MWE DOBIT TG: -he takes his fingers out of his mouth- okay! okay! not the cape CG: THANK YOU TG: whoa... is your spit red? -he stares at his fingers- CG: YES IT IS RED. TG: that's fucked   CG: HOW IS THAT FUCKED. TG: fucked like weird TG: but cool CG: YOUR WEIRD CG: IM NOT SURE IF THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT OR WHAT? TG: it's a compliment TG: i think? CG: IM STILL CONFUSED TG: me too CG: *HE TAKES ANOTHER BITE* TG: -he leans over and takes a bite of karkats pizza slice- CG: TAKE ANOTHER PIECE. IM NOT GOING TO EAT IT ALL TG: yeah i know, but i want your piece CG: HEY! THATS MY PIECE, I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE *HE TOSSES IT AT DAVE* CG: *HE CROSSES HIS ARMS* TG: -he chuckles and sets it down- me neither CG: WELL WHAT THE FUCK!? CG: I DONT WANT STRIDER GERMS TG: are you sure? CG: POSITIVE... I THINK TG: -he leans over and licks karkats lips- CG: *HE JUMPS BACK. BLUSHING RED* TG: -he snickers- CG: WHAT THE FUCK? CG: IM SO CONFUSED. TG: you're cute when you blush CG: THANKS? TG: -he ruffles karkats hair- CG: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT STRIDER? TG: stop being a child -he flicks his horn- CG: YOUR THE ONE BEING A CHILD TG: no im not CG: THEN WHY DID YOU LICK ME? TG: because you said you don't want strider germs CG: ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME? TG: wow TG: that wasn't obvious CG: YOU ARE? CG: OH MY FUCKING GOG YOU ARE TG: -he rolls his eyes- CG: OK. TG: does it bother you? CG: STRANGELY NO. CG: I WAS ACTING LIKE A HUMAN BULGE. TG: a dick? CG: YEAH. CG: I GUESS? TG: -he pokes karkats horn- jeez CG: WAIT... WHAT QUADRANT DO YOU LIKE ME IN? CG: FLUSHED, PALE OR CALIGINIOUS TG: i don't do quadrants CG: JUST SAY FLUSHED THEN TG: flushed? CG: OK. * HE KISSES DAVE* TG: -he kisses back- CG: *HE PULLS BACK* WAIT... WHERE'S A BED? OR A COUCH? CG: ...SO WE CAN MAKE OUT TG: -he scoops him up in his arms, carrying him to his bed before plopping him down on it- i will never understand you CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO *HE KISSES DOWN ON DAVES NECK* TG: -he smiles- jeez CG: STOP, JUST STOP *HE SAID IT INTO HIS NECK AND KISSES DOWN AGAIN* TG: -he closes his eyes behind his shades- stop what? CG: YOUR YAPPING *HE KISSES BELOW HIS CHIN AND DOWN* TG: -he smirks- why should i? -he reaches up, rubbing his horn- CG: *HE BEGINS PURRING A BIT AS HE KISSES HIS NECK* TG: you're purring? that's fucking cute -he leans down, kissing karkats horn lightly- CG: WAIT... SHOULDN'T THIS BE REVERSED? CG: YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE KISSING MY NECK AND I SHOULD BE RUBBING YOUR HORNS TG: i don't have horns? CG: OH. THEN I SHOULD BE LAYING THERE. TG: then lay there, you kissed my neck first CG: *HE RELAXES ON THE BED* CG: *HE CLOSES HIS EYES* TG: -he leans down and kisses his neck lightly- CG: *A SMALL PURR ERUPTS FROM HIS THROAT AS HE TENSES UP* TG: -he slowly runs his tongue along his neck- CG: *HIS BACK ARCHES AND HE PURRS A BIT MORE* TG: -he nibbles just under his jaw, his hands sliding down his sides- CG: *HE TENSES UP A BIT AND STROKES DAVES HAIR* TG: -he moves his fingers up karkats shirt, trailing along his grubscars- CG: ... CG: SHOULD I? TG: should you what? CG: THAT. CG: *HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT* TG: -he smirks and leans down, kissing at his chest- CG: *HE CONTINUES PETTING DAVES HAIR* CG: *STILL PURRING* CG: *THE PURRS GET LOUDER, HE BEGINS TO PANT A BIT* OH DAVE TG: -he chuckles- you like that kitkat? -he slides off his shirt- CG: *HE LOOKED AT DAVE AND STROKED HIS CHEEK, BLUSHING AND PURRING MADLY* TG: -he smirked- take that as a yea -he sits up, unbottoning karkats pants- this okay? CG: HE NODDED** IT'S FINE. CG: *HE PAPPED AT DAVE'S PANTS* TG: -he slides his and karkats pants down, leaving them in their boxers- CG: *THERE WAS A BIT OF A RED STAIN ON HIS UNDERWEAR* CG: SHIT. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING TG: -he smirks, pressing his hand against the others underwear- it's not embarrassing to be excited CG: WHAT ABOUT YOU? CG: CANT I GET TO SEE YOU? TG: -he moves his hand, sliding off his boxers- CG: *HE BLINKS, POKING AT DAVES.... UHH TESTICLES* CG: WHAT? TG: obviously we have an anatomy difference here, don't don't poke my junk CG: WHAT!? CG: *HE BLINKS* CG: *AND BLUSHES* TG: calm down dude jesus CG: SORRY? CG: *HE SITS UP* TG: problem? CG: NO. *HE PULLS OFF HIS UNDERWEAR, REVEALING HIS NOOK AND BULGE* CG: SCREW THE FUCK OUT OF THE BOTTOM ONE, LEAVE THE TOP ONE ALONE. TG: why can't i touch it? CG: NO. THE TOP ONE IS MY BULGE. TG: so? TG: wait wait TG: question CG: THE NOOK IS THE MOST PLEASURING. CG: WHAT? TG: can you fuck yourself, is that a legit thing you can do? CG: YES. ITS OUR FORM OF 'MASTURBATION' TG: that's... well that's alright CG: HOW DO YOU DO IT? TG: well you just kinda... -he makes the guesture with his hand- CG: OH. WELL. WHAT? CG: *HE POKES DAVES LENGTH AND BLUSHES* TG: -he swats at his hand- stop it CG: WHAT? ISN'T THIS WHAT HUMANS DO? TG: you think we poke our dicks? CG: I DONT KNOW DO I? TG: well no, we don't CG: THEN HOW DO YOU DO IT? TG: do you want me to show you or something? -he raises an eyebrow- CG: YES. IF ITS TOO QUICK, WE CAN JUST GO BACK TO MAKING OUT? TG: jeez, whatever -he grips his dick with a blush and slowly starts to stroke himself as he bites his lip- CG: *HE BLUSHES* CG: C-CAN I? TG: -he nods- CG: *HE GRIPS DAVES LENGTH WITH ONE HAND GENTLY AND BEGINS TUGGING, STROKING HIM* TG: -he let's go, panting lightly- jeez.. not so rough... my dick thanks you CG: *HE SLOWS DOWN, AND CONTINUES TUGGING* CG: AM I DOING IT RIGHT? TG: -he bites his lip, letting out a shaky sigh- y-yeah... can i? -he slides his hand up the others thigh- CG: HMM, MAYBE YOU COULD *HE POINTS TO DAVE'S BULGE AND THEN HIS NOOK* TG: -he nods, moving closer- pretty sure you have to move your hand first though CG: *HE LETS GO AND MOVES BACK SO HIS HEAD IS ON A PILLOW* TG: -he moves karkats legs up, lining himself up- tell me if it hurts... CG: OK. I'M READY CG: *HE CLOSES HIS EYES* TG: -he slowly slides himself in, making sure karkat was okay- CG: *HE LETS OUT A MOAN, STROKING HIS DAVES THIGH* TG: -he pushed all the way in with a small huff- y-you okay?   CG: *HIS EYES CRUNCHED SHUT, MOANING, HE MOVES A HAND TO HIS FOREHEAD* OH DAVE. TG: -he leans down and kisses his cheek before moving himself in and out- CG: *HIS BULGE SLOWLY PUSHES OUT OF ITS SHAFT, HE KISSES BACK DESPERATELY* TG: -he kisses his sweetly, slowly speeding up his thrusts- CG: *HIS BULGE BEGINS TO FIND SOMETHING TO LATCH ON TO, HE DEEPS THE KISS, HE TRIES TO SPREAD HIS LEGS OUT* TG: -he moves his hand down, feeling something move and then wrap around his hand, his other hand spread karkats legs just a bit wider-   CG: *HE BEGINS PANTING, BITING DOWN ON DAVE'S LIP AS GENTLY AS HE COULD, HOWEVER, HE ACCIDENTLY BREAKS THE SKIN OF HIS LIP, HE TRIES TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT HIS VOICE IS MIXED IN WITH PURRS, MOANS AND PANTS* CG: ... TG: -he ignore it, pushing at karkats leg a bit more as he thruster harder, finding karkats sweet spot, his hand giving karkats bulge a squeeze- CG: *HIS FACE CONTORTS, HIS SHUT EYES TWITCH AND HE MOANS* CG: D-DAVE. TG: -he groans, panting more heavily- y-yeah? CG: ... CG: PAIL *HE SHOUTS OUT, HIS HEAD TILTS BACK* CG: *HIS BULGE BEGINS TO THROB IN DAVES HAND* TG: w-what? -he furrows his eyebrows- what is that supposed to mean? CG: *HE LETS OUT A DESPERATE MOAN AND DAVE IS SHOT AT WITH PALE PINK GENETIC MATERIAL COMING FROM HIS BULGE* CG: *IT SOAKS DAVES WHOLE ABDOMEN AND KARKAT QUIVERS, BEGINNING TO SHAKE AS HES SPLASHED WITH HIS OWN MATERIAL* TG: -he states for a moment- oh, that's what that means... -he chuckles breathlessly- CG: *HE CUPS DAVES CHEEKS AND SMILES WEEKLY* WHO ARE YOU? *HIS HAND DROPS TO THE BED, WHICH IS SOAKED WITH HIS GENETIC MATERIAL* TG: -he raised an eyebrow- dude you know who i am and im still pretty freaking hard, more so than like ever CG: HE ROLLED HIS EYES** OK, DO YOU WANT TO- *HE MOVES HIS HAND IN A JERKING MOTION* TG: -he pulls out of the others nook with a shiver before smirking- ever sucked dick kitkat? CG: *HIS EYE TWITCHED* NO? TG: well then ill teach you CG: ... TG: just get over here CG: CANT YOU JUST DO IT? DOING THAT HAS MADE ME /EXHAUSTED/ TG: aww come on, it's not fair if only one of us enjoys them self TG: and it probably doesn't take much energy CG: FINE, BUT I CANT GET UP TG: -he crawled over and leaned back- there, within reach sweetie? TG: ((I gtg sorry bye)) Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!