Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/10557650. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: モブサイコ100_|_Mob_Psycho_100 Relationship: Kageyama_"Mob"_Shigeo/Reigen_Arataka Character: Kageyama_"Mob"_Shigeo, Reigen_Arataka Additional Tags: Extremely_Underage, LIKE_REALLY_REALLY_UNDERAGE, bottle_feeding, Baby Mob, todmob_bomb Series: Part 1 of Home_Videos Stats: Published: 2017-04-07 Words: 1659 ****** How To Prepare A Baby Bottle ****** by MerryGoat Summary Having a baby is a lot of hard work. It means countless of hours lost in sleep, a lot of new bills (some you didn't even know existed!), and most importantly - the never ending job of keeping it alive and healthy. In this video presentation today we show you how to properly give your baby enough nutrients to survive, even on formula! AKA, Reigen cums in a baby bottle. Notes WARNING: Extremely underage and molestation near the end. Mob is only a few months old. Part 1 of a series themed around "found footage" ^q^ it's extremely disgusting, so read with caution! I'm not joking. Even a little bit. If you have any doubts of how serious I am, just check my username. And thanks to the lovely Gary who beta's this <3 See the end of the work for more notes [•rec] 10:13 pm 10/24/2003 The camera is shaky, nothing but a blur of faded colors overtake the screen. Sound quality is equally bad, muffled thuds of fingers tapping the mic being the only discernible noise. It isn't until the 10 second mark that the video clears up. It appears to be shot from a small handheld camera. The screen shows an aerial shot of a counter top. There's a can of baby formula, baby bottle full of water, and the tit of the bottle. The voice is clearly muffled, perhaps by a medical mask or simple cloth wrapped around his face. "Today, I'm going to teach you all how to properly make a healthy meal for your baby." The man's hand comes into frame, and he picks up the bottle. "First, you're going to pour some drinking water about halfway to the bottle." He shook the bottle to show the mark. "You don't want to put tap water, getting your baby sick is not a good idea." The camera stays focused on the bottle as he walks a few steps, nudging further the already opened microwave. "Just pop it in here for a minute," he murmurs, closing the microwave after setting the bottle down. He steps away from the microwave, camera shaking with his every step as he struggles to open the formula can with one hand. "Then get good quality formula that’s iron fortified. And not from Nestle..." he laughs under his breath, "Good on you if you know what I mean." He eventually succeeds in wiggling the top off, but not without getting a few puffs of the fine powder all over the black counter top. "Yep, just get it all over the place," he huffs under his breath. The camera then hovers over the opened can, showing the tiny measuring cup lying amidst the powder. Just then the microwave dings, and the scene becomes a blur once again as the man makes his way back to the bottle. He aims the camera back at the microwave and films himself opening it back up. A tentative finger pokes into the scene and prods the bottle, making sure it isn't too hot to grab. Once he ensures the bottle is safe, he pulls it out and walks back to the formula. "Now this is fun," he comments, reaching into the can to grab the tiny scooper. "Just sift it a bit," he says, wiggling the scooper to shake up the powder. "Make sure there are no nasty clumps." He then takes a scoop of the formula out and plops it into the bottle. "And you just add it to the water." He doesn't cap the bottle yet, but shakes the mixture enough so that the majority of the powder is mixed into the water. "And here comes the real fun part." The camera starts shaking, and is suddenly flipped to face the opposite side. Instead of the counter, it now faces the man himself. But only a close up of his shirt. The camera is then slid back, far enough to show the man's shirt - and the topmost part of his pants. "I find it's easier to wear sweatpants when at home, especially with how much babies tend to eat," he explains. The man reaches down to push down his pants just under his crotch. No time is wasted in pulling his erect cock out of the slit in his briefs, wrapping his hand around his rather average cock to stroke himself. "N-now... I find it's easier to -huff... ha..." His free hand grabs onto the edge of the counter. "It's a lot easier to do this with your baby with you, watching, hmmm... e-even helping out if they're curious enough." His hand speeds up. "But my baby boy is sleeping, and I don't want to wake him up without -fuuuck, ah, without his meal ready." Even without the aid, he seems to be coming close to orgasm quickly. "But you can sure close your eyes and let your memories help," he huffs under his breath. No more than a minute later, the man grabs onto the baby bottle and pushes the tip of his cock against the top. His strokes halt to a firm grip as his cock begins to pulse with each rope of cum that spills into the bottle. Each strand lands perfectly into the milk, globs standing out rather obviously against the rest of the smooth liquid. Not a drop of semen is wasted. The man continues to stroke himself, milking himself of every bit he could. "Make sure you don't hold back, or spill any of this out. It's really important your baby gets all the nutrition they need." Once it seems he's finished, he casually tucks himself back into his pants. He wipes his hands on the back of his pants before retrieving the bottle top, and screwing it on tight. "Now you just give it a good shake," he instructs, following his own advice by holding his finger on the nipple, shaking the bottle for a good 10 seconds. "And you're done! A healthy meal for your baby filled with protein, and an excellent way to wean your baby into loving the taste of cum." The hand reaches for the camera, and it turns back to face the bottle of milk in hand. "Now let me show you my lucky little boy who's about to get a tummy full of warm milk," he announces, and the screen goes black as the handheld camera is shoved out of sight. Presumably to avoid showing any form of identification that might be lying around in view. --- When the camera comes out of it's hiding spot, the entire frame is taken by the view of a door. "Baby's sleeping right in here," the man comments, reaching forward to turn the knob. Pitch black is all that the camera perceives until the lights suddenly come on, revealing an average looking room. There's a crib at the corner, normal aside from the curious ropes tied to each foot of the crib, embedded into the floor. But aside from that, normal. There was also neatly folded futon shoved under the crib. It pointed towards the possibility that the man slept in this room as well. Animal stickers (particularly dogs) littered the walls. There was an armchair at the corner of the room, and beside it a shelf cabinet that held an abundance of toys. "There's my baby boy," the muffled voice whispers, tip toeing to the crib. The camera takes an aerial shot of the crib, revealing the tiny baby curled up in the crib. He must have been just a few months old. Messy black hair sprawled over his forehead, tiny hands clinging to the empty air. A line of drool dribbled down from the side of his lips. He wore a sleeveless onesie, "daddy's boy" written in plain block letters on the front of it. "Mhm, now let me just..." there was a clear pause in the man's actions as he debated on what to do. Moments later the camera is being moved again, across the room this time. Rummaging is heard before the camera is set down on one of the shelves, pointing the view towards the arm chair. The man disappears from the frame, but can still be heard. "Wake up, baby," he coos, and a hiccup is suddenly heard. "Ah, I'm sorry, but it's time to eat." The man's legs appear in the frame again moments before he plops down on the seat, now with a baby in arm. The camera is set low enough that the man's face is not revealed. Tiny hiccups and whines can be heard from the child as he wiggles in his caretaker's arms, batting away at the empty air. "I know, I know, I'll give you something to eat right now..." the man promises, before reaching just beside the camera. He pulls back his arm to reveal the baby bottle in his hand again. He held the boy up with one arm, and introduced the bottle tit against his lips with the other. It took only a few short moments for the boy to catch onto what was occurring, and he immediately latched his small hands to the bottle, and popped it into his mouth. "See, super simple!" The man said, child in arm beginning to suck down the concoction. He continued to hold the baby up with one arm, but reached his now free hand to the camera. Pitch black covered the view as the man's palm blocked the scene. When the view is un-obscured again, the frame is focused on the child. Wide eyes stare up at the camera curiously as his lips continue to suck on the bottle, a noticeable glob of cum that didn't quite dissolve now blocking the teat. "And that's why you need to shake it better," the man comments, but only keeps the camera focused as the boy worked hard to suck the cum out. And he succeeded, rewarded with another smooth supply of milk. "But this has happened before, so he knows how to get past it." The baby hums in content as he continues to drink, eyes looking just above the camera. Milk trails down his cheeks as he continues to nurse. His legs kick absently, and the man begins to bounce his arm to amuse the child. As the man holds the child with his forearm, his hand strays down to the front of the outfit. Two tiny pops can be heard when the buttons are unclasped. The hand pushes the onesie open, revealing a thoroughly soaked diaper, puffed out. Cute little lions and lambs decorate the front. “Here we have a messy little baby, but he likes it…” The voice coos quietly, before his fingers slip under the waistband of the diaper. When gurgling laughter fills the air, the screen cuts to black. End Notes there's 10 or so parts that will be updated every 1 or 2 days for the next 2 weeks :) it'll show Mob growing up! Next up, how to help your baby's painful teething process... Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!