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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck, MS_Paint_Adventures
  Relationship:
      Dad/Dave
  Character:
      Dad_Egbert, Dave_Strider
  Additional Tags:
      Sexiness, Hot!Wet!Naked!Dave
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-08-06 Words: 843
****** Hot Wet and Naked ******
by orphan_account
Summary
     “You know you want some of this,” Dave said in a breathy whisper,
     gesturing downward. Dad couldn’t help but follow the direction of the
     gesture because holy shit this kid would be the death of him.
     “I...I...” Dad didn’t know what to say. His mind was telling him no,
     but his boner was definitely telling him yes.
Notes
     A one-shot for a few friends
     It's great
     It's beautiful
     It's completely amazing
     It's completely serious
See the end of the work for more notes
It’s a normal Tuesday night. Dad Egbert was working diligently in his office on
some paperwork, planning to bake a cake soon afterwards. Dad hummed softly to
himself, so completely ready for this stupid pile of shit to be done with. Dad
sighed, took a puff of his pipe and scribbled something on the piece of paper
currently on top.
He paused when he heard the creak of the door and he glanced up, then continued
his paperwork, before he realized what he just saw and he looked up again.
Dave was in the doorway, glistening wet and perfectly naked. He had a smile
playing on his lips and Dad knew that there was mischief glimmering in those
stunning red eyes of Dave’s despite the fact that those red eyes were hidden
behind aviator shades.
Dave walked up to Dad, his hips moving back and forth in a nearly irresistible
manner, because duh, he was Dave Strider. Everything he did was irresistible.
Dad’s eyes widened behind his glasses, and his mouth fell open, the pipe
falling to the floor as he took in the sight of the young boy’s wonderfully
nude body in front of him.
Damn.
Maybe he was gay after all.
Actually, scratch that, he was definitely gay.
The most homosexual guy to ever exist, probably.
And he was gonna bang the HECK out of the blonde twink standing in front of
him.
“Damn, Dave,” was all Dad could say. Dave smirked and leaned in close, his lips
just a centimeter away from Dad’s.
“You know you want some of this,” Dave said in a breathy whisper, gesturing
downward. Dad couldn’t help but follow the direction of the gesture because
holy shit this kid would be the death of him.
“I...I...” Dad didn’t know what to say. His mind was telling him no, but his
boner was definitely telling him yes.
“Come get some.” Dave’s voice was the most seductive you’ve ever heard anyone’s
voice be in the history of ever.
Dad’s voice caught in his throat and he stared down at all Dave’s beauty and
dammit he wanted a piece of that delicious shota dick.
“I shouldn’t.” Was all Dad could utter, so close to saying yes. So very, very
close. He was teetering on the edge of sensible adult and sensual adult. He
wasn’t sure which he preferred. In the end, his boner made the decision.
“...Oka--”
Even before the final vowel sound was uttered, young, sumptuous lips met
considerably less young, less sumptuous ones. But the kiss was amazing, with
plenty of tongue and teeth and lips and saliva, and it lasted for a very long
time. It was hot and wet and delicious to both the partakers, and soon Dave was
practically ripping the buttons off Dad’s shirt because hot damn they needed to
bone.
The tie and the shirt were on the floor in less than two seconds, and Dad’s hat
had been knocked off early on during the scrumptious makeouts. Dave was all
over Dad, basically in his lap and starting to rub himself against one of Dad’s
legs because this kid was horny as hell. Dad was feeling Dave up and down,
exploring the younger male’s body with his hands, coming to rest one on Dave’s
hip and the other tangled in Dave’s now-messy, still-wet blond hair.
The belt was gone next, and soon Dad’s pants were pulled down to his shoes. Dad
pulled Dave fully onto his lap, and the blond broke away from the kissing to
latch on to Dad’s neck, sucking and tugging at the sensitive skin. The room was
filled with the sounds of gasps and soft, breathy moans. Dave rolled his hips
against Dad and Dad responded by grinding back against him, eliciting moans
from both people.
“Holy shit,” mumbled Dave around the skin of Dad’s neck, and Dad couldn’t be
damned to respond because he was too busy letting out a low moan at the
feeling.
Soon, boxers met pants as the underwear was slipped down, and the two
wonderfully bare lovers engaged in another very delicious sloppy make-out.
But, of course, make-outs, no matter how sloppy, cannot satisfy the need coming
from a pair of people with erections going full mast.
Dave was the first to stop the kiss and the movements, panting as he climbed
off Dad’s lap. Dad made a small noise at the loss of contact, to which Dave
shushed with a brief, playful kiss on the lips.
“Come on, Mr. Egbert, daddy,” Dave said softly, in his most convincing voice,
brimming with lust and pleasure and promises of nothing short of an absolutely
wonderful time. “Fuck me now.”
Dad had already taken the deep plunge, so of course he couldn’t say no. He took
Dave’s hands and got up from his chair, wrapping an arm around Dave and moving
him against the wall. He kissed him hard and then got the strawberry-flavored
lube from the drawer and opened it.
“Ready?” Dad asked, giving Dave another kiss.
Dave nodded, breathlessly, needily. “Of course.”
End Notes
     I was tempted to write them doing the do.
     Obviously, I did not write them doing the do.
     The do can be done another day.
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