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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con,
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  Fandom:
      Star_vs._The_Forces_Of_Evil
  Relationship:
      Star_Butterfly/Marco_Diaz, All_of_them_-_Relationship
  Character:
      Marco_Diaz, Star_Butterfly, Janna_Ordonia, Jackie_Lynn_Thomas, Tom
      Lucitor, I_said_fucking_all_of_them
  Additional Tags:
      Dio_-_Freeform
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-06-01 Words: 2067
****** Heaven Ascension Diaz ******
by Cornonjacob
Summary
     Marco loves Star, but also wants to become a wizard and a physical
     god, so he intentionally cuckolds her to the breaking point in order
     to ascend heaven and reign over all.
     Moved over from FF, from the other side of the shitty pond
Star exited the lavish bathroom of the Diaz family, having concluded the saga
of taking the largest dump she had ever had the displeasure of painfully
expelling in her life. The worst part was when she was distracted from thinking
about sucking on Marco's magical red belt fingers that could probably karate
chop five bricks and an infant in half. She had lost herself in the fantasy so
thoroughly that the lines between her reality and the realm of dreams blurred,
and she leaned forward to engulf the illusionary digits, salivating with wild
abandon and promptly forgetting the distress of her baloney bowels. This was
when she involuntarily squeezed out several toothpaste tubes of rich and damp
shit, which rapidly lined the toilet seat.
The shituation had only worsened from then on, as she recalled via a flashback
of the events that had transpired about seven minutes ago. She had just used
the entire roll of toilet paper to wipe the fecal matter into Rhombulus'
dimension, in which he imprisoned the poop scoops in crystal for all time. The
princess then realized that she had just used the entire roll of toilet paper
to wipe the fecal matter into Rhombulus' dimension, in which he imprisoned the
poop scoops in crystal for all time. The only spells within her limited and
mentally ill repertoire that may have helped her were the Sandpaper Shark
Swirlwind, the Jam An Entire Cactus Made of Glass Through Your Sphincter, and
the Triple Warnicorn Fisting spells. None of these were viable options for
rectal cleansing. She would be required to remove her ass nuts manually.
"I, Star Butterfly, will dispose of my own waste!" she shouted, striking a
dramatic pose and changing her art style for a second, getting some fucking
shit on Rafael's nice rug that he had made for the bathroom. Star dislocated
her right arm attempting to scrape away at her asshole, so she was forced to
clean the entire shit space with her wand, before cleaning her wand with her
left hand, before wiping her left hand on Jeremy Birnbaum's face, before
attempting to clean the boy's face, before realizing that there would be no way
to get the stains out and that the best thing to do at this point would be to
throw the child out and get a new one, before she threw him into the nearest
incinerator, before she left without flushing or washing her hands.
None of this was relevant. Star skipped cheerfully down the hallway, in her
usual happy-go-fuck-off manner, to check on what her best friend and crush,
Marco, was doing in his room. Probably without knocking as well, because she is
a bastard child and a dumpster with graffiti on it.
The first thing that Star noticed when she opened the door was the horrible
screeching sound the the hinges made, as if a mother screwed up and breast fed
her cheeseburger and ate her baby, then tried to cry and grieve but choked on
one of the tiny fingers she had bitten off. The state of the hinges were
unusual, as Marco's obsession with everything that is not of substance should
have all but guaranteed they would have been oiled daily. The second thing she
noticed was the excessive amount of dried semen coating the hinges, which would
explain why the door was honestly being such a gigantic piece of ass trash at
the moment. The third and final thing Star noticed was her best friend Marco in
the center of a titanic orgy. It was pretty baller.
Rasticore, currently only a regenerating arm, hung limply from the activated
ceiling fan, grasping one of the blades of the mechanical master of three
hundred and sixty degree rotations in his claw fingers as it spun around the
well-lit room. His regeneration had been corrupted by the sheer lust emanating
from Marco, and the lizard dude's scalie schlong, fully erected, had grown out
of the still bleeding stump. It looked like a human's penis, except green and
in place of a glans, there was a miniature posterior. His dickbutt was being
attended to by Baby, who was able to constantly follow the succulent peen with
her levitation powers. She had eaten all of the fucking food and shit in the
Diaz household, and now had to settle with Rasticore's crotch chainsaw, her
rough cat tongue gliding along its length and giving it endless ejaculations
and causing the butt boner to defecate upwards into the blades constantly as it
kept rotating. When the shit hit the fan, through the miraculous power of
Princess Pony Head (who was currently taped to the fan), the excrement was
alchemically converted to baby oil by entering her mouth and spurting out of
her neck onto the orgy below.
In addition, her horn was inserted into Ruberiot's anal cavity, which was very
strange. Ruberiot at least had the common decency to provide the ambient
background music by repeatedly and forcefully punching himself in the face.
Although his rectum was in immense pain, he was slowly beginning to lose that
feeling, partially because he was by now used to it, and partially because his
spine was slowly breaking from having his entire body weight supported through
a horn in his butt while being spun around.
Lekmet was making animalistic goat noises of pleasure while eating carpet. Now
Marco would have to replace the floor covering. Unfortunately, nobody was able
to translate what he was saying as Rhombulus was ingesting the physical
manifestation of Brittney Wong's ego. Somehow while doing this, he was
masturbating to Minecraft pornography with his snake hands. All of the
cheerleaders of Echo Creek Academy were encouraging their leader's deviancy by
aggressively eating buckets of sauerkraut with their mouths open. Sabrina broke
her jaw doing so, and fell down fifty flights of stairs, one for each of the
United States of America.
Underneath the rain of baby oil, Marco was surrounded by ladyfriends as he
thrust his little Diaz into Tom's abyssal anus. Marco is the safety kid, so he
wore three condoms at once, organized by color. Preston Change-O was
entertaining both of them with magic tricks, but he kept sucking out their
orgasmic joy, so Marco had to karate chop his throat open so he would stop
saying his name. Unfortunately, the joy sucker motherfucker began to bleed to
death, so Marco pulled out of Tom, and they both ejaculated into the gaping
hole in Preston's neck to glue it shut. He died anyway. Janna stopped licking
Marco's crevices so she could shit in the fallen magician's TF2 worthy top hat.
Tom cried a little bit, so Marco went back to stuffing his stinky hole with his
dick, and the demon prince did that thing from The Exorcist and twisted his
head around so he could kiss the male protagonist of Star vs. the Forces of
Evil.
Marco's right hand was inside Jackie-Lynn Thomas. She gasped with her mouth and
licked her eyebrows when he used his thumb to fondle the dark extremity of one
of her mammaries. The rest of his fingers were drilling deeper and deeper
through her ribcage, grinding the bone into fragments. He forced his hand
deeper until he could grasp his childhood crush's virgin heart, and he began
giving it a handjob, the strokes in time with its rapidly increasing beat.
Jackie had the fastest climax in the multiverse and squirted blood out of her
mouth, which was washed away underneath the rain of baby oil.
Marco's left hand scratched his butt because Janna's saliva was mildly
irritating to human flesh.
A dimensional portal opened within Tom's rectum, and he teared up a little as
his loose Lucitor widened even more to accommodate it. The portal led into
Hekapoo's realm, where she had carefully positioned her bottom so that Marco
would penetrate it as well. Marco's Señor Sausage swiftly slithered into
Hekapoo's Hekapooper for added anal alliterative appeal. He had transcended
anal sex by sodomizing two people at once. At that moment, he had two butt
buddies, but neither of them was a third wheel. It was fucking amazing.
The scissor slut opened another portal was opened from the realm, leading back
to Marco's room. It was embedded in the floor, which Hekopoo used to pull
herself up. She vomited out several clones of herself, all of whom surrounded
Marco and licked his crevices. When Janna complained about having to share the
nutritious crevice croissants of Marco's prepubescent body, the clones picked
her up and barbecued her alive with their head flames, and it was pretty funny
because she died and smelled real bad.
There were dozens of other people participating in this orgy and touching Marco
to some extent, but they are extras and I have long stopped giving a damn, so
my own original character who is probably Star's long lost brother or some
horse shit and Sensei Brantley shot them all to in the kneecaps, under the
protection of the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution.
Star had seen everything. Her soul plummeted straight to Hell upon witnessing
the incredible Marco Diaz centered orgy that she had been deliberately excluded
from. Marco licked his lips in anticipation, as he could virtually taste her
anguished betrayal, spiced in fine disbelief and shock, and marinated in the
thickest of heartbreak sauce. It was exactly what he needed to produce for his
ascension. Now his diabolical designs were finally coming to fruition, all
according to plan, anime bullshit style.
Luck is on the side of Marco Diaz. He had been born just in time to experience
the Blood Moon Ball, which occurs only once every 667th year. He had sealed the
pact forcefully with Star, condemning Tom to Hell, which was totally fine
because he lives there. Additionally, an Eclipse of the greatest magnitude was
approaching, a dark omen that appears every 216th year. Marco had used his
coveted demonic affinity, and several sacrifices of children given autism by
vaccine, to craft a false key to harness it; an artificial Behelit.
Everybody in the room aside from Star and Marco were now branded somewhere on
their bodies, and as they were dragged off and feasted on by demons and
otherworldly horrors, their wails of agony and choking fear gave Marco an
unholy erection.
"I reject my humanity! Star!!" he shouted, suddenly holding up a sugar skull
mask for celebrating Día de Muertos.
He slapped it onto his face and affixed the Behelit to it, and stroked his
diablo dong faster than Alfonzo and Ferguson becoming irrelevant to canon.
Marco ejaculated all over his masked face. Spikes erupted from it and
penetrated his skull as the last of the sacrifices were brutally eviscerated,
and a blinding light filled the room.
Star stared in horror, then in awe and love at the man now levitating in front
of her. The remnants of the mask fell away, revealing the most handsome and
bishounen face that Star had ever seen. Marco's skin was now pearly white, and
gold stripes crisscrossed his body. His face had been adorned by a gold star,
which had his surname, "Diaz", imprinted on it repeatedly. Star kneeled in
reverence, and the deity before her posed in an inhumanly backbreaking fashion,
summoning a muscular humanoid that floated by its master's side.
All of the dimensions and timelines fell silent and beheld their new god, the
ultimate being.
Heaven Ascension Diaz, and his Stand, The Nachos Over Heaven.
The new omnipotence beckoned the insignificant princess of Mewni forward, and
she crawled his side. Star could not be happier about this turn of events.
There could be no more perfect future king of Mewni than the Emperor of
Existence himself. Star dared to kiss him, and he accepted her as his number
one waifu. Then he and his Stand spitroasted her, and Star became pregnant
enough to finally answer the question, "How is babby formed?"
Down in Hell, Janna was watching this new union with a satisfied smirk, while
fondling all three of Tom's balls. Tom had three testicles so his scrotum could
match his face.
"Fucking finally! Ive been waiting for those two to get together forever!"
Janna stated, "Don't you think Star and Marco are OTP?"
Of course!" the demon prince replied, "I love S and M!"
And then the story ended because that was a bad joke.
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