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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major
      Character_Death, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      F/M, M/M
  Fandom:
      Heathers.
  Relationship:
      Jason_"J._D."_Dean/Veronica_Sawyer, Kurt_Kelly/Ram_Sweeney, Kurt_Kelly's
      Father/Ram_Sweeney's_Father
  Character:
      Jason_"J._D."_Dean, Veronica_Sawyer, Heather_Chandler_(Heathers), Heather
      McNamara, Heather_Duke, Kurt_Kelly, Kurt_Kelly's_Father, Ram_Sweeney, Ram
      Sweeney's_Father, Martha_Dunstock
  Stats:
      Published: 2018-03-24 Updated: 2018-03-28 Chapters: 5/? Words: 2103
****** Heathers. ******
by ImfaMagazi
Summary
     You all hear that the big fish eats the little fish. Well, this story
     is different.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
***** Beautiful- Candy Store. *****
TODAY IN HISTORY BEGINS HISTORY AND SHIT.
Okay, so, Vernonika Saw Her saw her life flash in front of her isis today. Here
comes them explincitation. Welp.
FREAK SLUT HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO YES HOMO.
Here comes a change
. MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM.
"Omgggg my makeup on fleek yo." Macadamia checks her maccup.
"Yassss." Chameleon does her lipstick.
"BLECKCKCKKKK." Schemes a close- by Duck.
"uhm hey" Vernonicah steps into the restroom. "UHM WHO ARE YOU???????" The
three grills suddenly form some sort of triangle or shit and stare down Sayer.
"I am gOING TO AVOID YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU." Purronigah saiys.
"Oh hey. Nice to meet'chu." Dunk smiles.
"HEY SHUDDUP HEFFER." Kamdler saids.
"oh shiT GUYS WE ARE FUCKING LATE. WE ARE SO FUCKING LATE. LIKE, FUCK, WE ARE
WAY TOO LATE." Macdonalds exclimd.
"fUCK." Chammler freaked.
Suddenly, here came a Missus Fillet Mignon.
"HEY YALL LATE YUHKNOW." She cries.
"Not anymore." Vondigginya summoned a late slip from the mystical hand of hers.
"Oh hey, you actually have a fucking excuse today. How nice. Bah bah." Murs
Flamingo flew away. Beautiful.
"uHM HEY THX." Dick grimmed.
"No probz. I want to sit at your lunch tableau now though. So, yeah, kind of...
This means you let me." Vaginica made a lenny face.
So, Header Candler came in like a wreckin' ball and was all, "YOU CAN'T SIT
WITH US."
Then a riposte from Vernonikles says, "ACTUALLY, MEGAN (or heather), I CAN'T
SIT ANYWHERE. I HAVE... UNPOPULARITY." And then she cried.
"Calm yo tits, gurl. We gotchu." Suddenly, Demonica became... HEATHER NUMERO
FOUR.
"Ey, nice." Vanessa- Oh fuck, I mean Veronica finger gunned herself in the
mirror.
"Hooray. Lets play Fortnite at lunch." THE BELL SUDDENLY RANG, WTF- Okay, lunch
time.
"Alright, Kurtis and Ramicus are havingicus a particus. Please bend overicus
Dukicus." Enchantendler (hehhehhehheh french dweebs will get it) demandizzled
to Ducke.
"uHM OKAY WHY AM I ALWAYS THE PERSON USED FOR THIS?!?!?!" Then shawty got low
low low low low low low and Venonigah began writing a sTEAMY STEAMY LETTERE.
"Uhumm hey Drumptrumpk so you're hot and lets bang mk." Viagra rote.
"Woo give it to Dumbtrumb." Dirk said.
"uH ACTUALLY NAH SHE MY HOMIE." Venjohnijah confessu.
"ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM DUDE. OMG." Chamler cried.
"I SWEAR, COME INTO MY DRUG STORE. WE GOT A FINE SELECTION OF REMEDIES FOR
YoU." She jumped on them table with her hoes and did a dance.
Suddenly, Heavier Dunk gave tHE LETTER TO DAMPTRAMP.
"Oh my lordy jesus he wants me-" She suddenly ogreasmed. "VAGONDIDDILY HE WANTS
ME."
"Fruck." Vondondonicon faceplamed.
AS VAGRONIGAH SAID FRUCK, HERE CAME DUCK.
"HUNAY WOTCHU W8IN FORE-"
"SHUT UP, WHORE." Hender THEN SHOVED OVER HEFFER PUKE.
"ow pain"
***** Fight For Me- Freeze Your Brain. *****
Chapter Summary
     The little fish is slowly swimming to shore.
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.
Three little douchebags got into a fight.
"EY YO JESSE JAMES-" Then Cut got uppercut by this mysterious Jesmeme Janes.
"SHIIIT." Donkey was hit too.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN." Vagonigah shouted. "Man, what a hot
man."
"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT." The croweds kept screeching.
"bah felicia" After Cunt and Damn got beetsup, Joess Jams flew through them
roof.
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Meanwhiel-
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... Fucc.
"Fien fien holup lemme grabzem at eight twelf." Vegiggle Sawner stepeded inside
Eight Twelve.
"OH HOLY JESSE JAMS." Jensee Jabes was inside, succing on blue iece.
"Oh hey gurl drink my slUSH." Jangsee Jombs handed to Vendonidsughadsjf the
iece.
"uHM DOES YOUR MOMMY KNOW YOU EAT THAT CRAP????!!!!!!" Vasiggle gasped.
"Nah, she deid. Also, I did them druggles and also shot up a school or two.
FUCKING DRINK IT BEFORE I POUR OUT MORE EMOTIONAL CRAP." Ceroniguh then drunk
the blue shiz.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH."
She crai.
"Ey. Niec. Byduhwai, mine name is JAY DEE." Jay Dee saiys.
"oh lit" Vegiggle did finger guns.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CORN NUTS YOU SLUT?!" Chandelier
screech.
"... Fucc. Bay bay." Vasiggiggle dash out withdum corn nutz.
Okay. Party tiem.
Chapter End Notes
     Blame Derpdederp for this, not me. They really wanted it.
***** Big Fun- Dead Girl Walking. *****
Chapter Summary
     Hey. Now you know this is a joke fanfiction, I can stop being
     serious. WOOOOO.
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
"OKAY, MY DAD IS OUT GETTING CATFISHED, LETS ALL GET DRUNK AFF." Everyone
daneced. And now people are doing druggies.
"OKAY SO IS IT LIME OR WHAT FUCK OH NO I CUSSED I AM BAD." Macadamia sobbided.
"SHIT I AM SO FUCKING DRUNK SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM FALLING INTO THE ABYSS."
Suddenly, everyone picked up Venioniga.
"OKAY, ARE WE ALL FUCKING HIGH OR WHAT." Ducke asked.
"OH SHIT THERe IS WEED HERE. fuck WHO INVITED LIVE AID?!?!?!?!?!?!" Vediggles
was now definitely drunik.
"BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
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FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG
FUN." tHEN, Ram raped a piggle.
"Make them go weewee." He cried.
"OH SHIT FUCK I AAAAMMMM THE PIG." Dunk realized her problems.
"shiZ the Freshmen and Freshwomen (feminism™) ARE H E R E . " Now the admin is
drunk. Frick.
"OH SHIZ." Then, suddenly, hERE CAME MARTHA DUMPTRUCK, IN THE FLESH. HERE COMES
THE COOTIE SQUAD.
"Oh hey I brought you aPPLES." Marduh dropped her apples.
"...FCUK." Rma suddenly cried.
"n o alcohool." Martini crai.
"Shiz, I feel sicc." Vahonidah said.
"WHO WANTS TO BREAK OPEN THE PEEEENYAHTAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?" mACarana
said.
THEM PEENYATAH LOOK LIKE MARTUN.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Vehonsah threw thes pinitih into the POOOL.
"OH SHIT FUCK WHY." Camerder screech. "NOW YOU DONE FUCKED UP."
Then the sicc Veronicauge had came oUT.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY NEW YEEZYS." Chandickler cri.
"OKAY YOU DEAD BOII. ... on monday cuz im sicc"
Welp. It is time for our little hero to fUCK JAY DEE FOR THIRTY HEURES.
OOOOH SHIT THERE SHE DOES. WALKING THROUGH HIS FRONT YARD.
THERE WE GO. SHE HAS A LADDER. CLIMBIN CLIMBIN
CLIIIIIIIMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
SHE SOMEHOW SNAPPED OFF HIS WINDOW LOCK. WE ARE NOT GOING TO ASK HOW SHE DID
IT.
"hey lets fucc" Vehenihanh wipser.
"OH HOLY" Jane Deedee screem as he is put on all fours.
"eh who needs protecction i am just gonna dIE EITHER WAy." Then they made smezy
for six house, and it GOOOOOOOOOD.
Chapter End Notes
     Gosh dangit.
***** The Me Inside Of Me. *****
Chapter Summary
     This only contains one song because it is so fuckin' long-
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
After the smexzual innercoarse, Jay Dee and Viagra went to Shameluhr's home.
"Okai lets do a pRANCC." Veggoniga cackled. Lenny faec.
"ok here is bleech" H.E. said (okay the letter h comes after j and e after d).
"O NO PLS." Vurongigah shook her hed.
"ok WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY FILLED UP A CUP WITH IT."
"... WHOOPS WE ACCIDENTALLY POISONED HEDDER." Jaysee Danes held up both his
hands as Shamdlur chocced.
"C O R N N U T S" She died.exe.
"WELL HOLY FUCK WE POISONED HEATHEN." Vericcle said.
"sUICIDE BITCH." Gay Dee screech. "THINK. LONG. AND. HARD."
"Not you." Purroniguh shakles her head.
"Anyways, sooiside lettere must be ritten." Verondigger shot a letter out of
her hand, and onto ChanBler.
"OK RUN." The two dashed.
Them popo arrive.
"HOLY- IS IT MURDERE?!?!" One popo asked.
"Nonnono there is a sooiside lettere." Two popo said.
"I hate myself. Myriad. Air supply. Lol bye." Two popo read with one popo.
".... Holy shit. That is emotional." One popo cried.
"TIME TO MAKE HEFFER A POPULAR BITNCH." And so, everyone realized how sooiside
was bad, and began worshiping sooiside.
"ALRIGHT SO we are HAVING A LONG WEEKEND SINCE WE ARE WORSHIPING THE SOOISIDE."
The prinsipul saiyd.
"OUR CHILDREN ARE DYING." Mrs. Flamingo saids.
"TIME TO READ THE SOOISIDE NOTE AND TALK AND F E E L ."
"oKAY SO I NEVER KNEW HENDER WAS SUFFERING." "SHIT I NEVER KNEW." "I AM SORRY
THAT THIS HAPPENED."
"UHM, SHE DID IT TO BE HAPPY." Vagonjiguh admittles.
"henDer would be prOUD." Mrs. Flietsng smiel.
"oml i want header to tUCH me." A goff girl say.
"I WANT HEATHER INSIDE ME!!!" The whole student boddi sing together.
" J O N e L E M O N ! ! ! " Missus Flenden crai.
Chapter End Notes
     Why am I continuing to write this-
***** Blue- Our Love Is God. *****
"help pls raep" Mcdonald tell Vohoginda on le phoen.
"OK WEAR?!?!?!"
"Them gravelyard." Viragra secretely thot that the location of them raep was a
quite straeng one.
"Ok holup."
TIEMSKIP.
"hey im a drunko" Some mysteriush voice speek.
"me too" Another one said.
They both gaspizzle.
" G a N g B a N g . " THeY said together.
Suddenly.
KURT AND RAMMMMM.
"My balls are pretty damn depressed." Ram sigh.
SUDDENLEE, VERONIGUH NOTICE.
DANK AND MACADAMIA.
IN THE CAR.
DO YOU WANNA RIIDE DO YOU WANNA RIIDE DO YOU WANNA RIIDE wanna GO
FAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR???
enuff
So, Vejonijuh gaspizzle.
"Mine too." Kunt finally said.
The two gasped again.
" G a N g B a N g . "
SUDDENLEE, THEY STARTED SINGING.
THEY ARE SECRETLY LIVE AID.
GASP.
But Vemoninah had not care.
"PLEASE MY SAD BALLS YOU THERAPIST." They screamed.
"uh shiz" Vumuniduh uses x1 Booze! It is not effective!
"F YUC K." Vermacnica cri.
Suddenly, Princess Leia and Winnie The Pooh made cameos in this musical, wtf-
Laurence O'Keefe and Kevin Murphy did NOT agree to this.
Anyways.
Hurlonigah just got tf out of there.
Suddenly.
"HEY GUYYS VAHAGANIGAH IS A S LUTTY SLUT SLUT SHE SUCC MAH BLUE BALLSTICLES
UNTIL THEY TURNED R E D ."
..... Shiz, dat was Cunt and Damn.
"Ffuck." Burronica crai.
"HEY RONNY KNOW GERMAN?" Jay(Z)Dee came out of the blue (balls) and asked.
"No?????????? Why????????????" Veronibruh asked.
"Because these be EEK LUBE bullets. They GERMAN. IT'S FROM (japan) WORLD WAR
DEUX." He explizzle.
"Okie."
"So, they will die. PRETEND. die. And then the popo think they do a sooiside.
Like Chandeleelellerir." DayDee say.
"ok so uH HEY THREESOME ME YOU HOES." Vunonigah screech.
Rurt and Kam came.
"FREE PUSSY. AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY IT A PIZZA."
".... SIKE BINCH DIE." DJ screech as he kill dem both.
"They were gay boiis." He say.
"OML NO JAY DEE YOU KEEP KILLING PEOPLE WHY." Veronigun say.
"muehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehe."
End Notes
     Please do not read this for the love of God- I needed something fun
     to do over spring break.
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