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works/760594.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      JohnDave, John/Dave, Dave/John, John_egbert_and_dave_strider, dave
      strider_and_john_egbert, pepsicola_-_Relationship, Hammertime_-
      Relationship
  Character:
      John_Egbert, Dave_Strider
  Additional Tags:
      Hot_Sex, NSFW, ayaoi
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-04-14 Words: 494
****** HOT NSFW XXX JOHNDAVE DO IT THEY TOTALLY DO IT ******
by davestridersbabygravy
Summary
     for a friend
Notes
     freklcE THIS IS OTALTY FOR YOU YOURE SO WELCOME
Dave was sitting on the couch and noticed John looking at him and it made his
weewee hard. John kept making sexy sex eyes over at Dave and suddenly Dave’s
boyparts twerked. The blonde’s hands grew sweaty and his knees began to get
weak and his arms were spaghetti. John kept looking at Dave with bedroom sexy
eyes and dave fell back and screamed “O TAKE ME NOW” and John was like “oh man
this is so hot.” John climbed on top of Dave and Dave was like “do you think
I’m, a fucking jungle gymberie” and John blushed and sat back down. Dave
suddenly was very naked you could see his ballsack where I think his SPERMIES
lived!!!! John stared at Dave’s HOT BOD and got a bonerection. Dave gazed over
at the other boy and his shota eyes twingkled. He said “John snepai pls frick
me gentley” And John’s nono carrot started to come over to Dave and it sparkled
and John was totally digging it. No like he literally dug it dude he dug so far
down by that I mean up because that’s where his dickie was. Dave made out with
John but JOHn was like “DAAAAVE” and then John gave dave hickeys EVERYWHERE! It
was so hot you had to be there. Dave laid back again and John slowly took off
his pants slowly and sensually and Dave was hotter than a tater tot at that
point he was almost to feverish temperatures. John was like “dave u r so
precoious to me” and dave was like “//////////” and that made johns rooster
HARDER THAN THE WHOLE MOON! (AN the moon is rock) John pressed their schlongs
together and started doing the Harlem shake basically on Dave’s crotch but with
his dick even though the harlem shake was so two weeks ago. Dave moaned and was
pleasured greatly by John’s crotch pogo hammer. Dave made suiguioi neko noises
again and John was totally still very that much aroused by this for some
reason. He kept gangam styling or harlem shaking on Daves’ crotch and davE DID
THAT THING LIKE IN THE YAOI WHERE THE GUY IS LIKE “I’M GONNA C-“ AND THEN CUMS
SO HARD AND IT LIKE GETS SO EVERYWHERE!! HE TOTALLY DID THAT!!!!! John was so
turned on by All these JIZZES that he Jizzed all over dave but it got on his
FACE na d dave STARDED up at John and John petted Dave’s soft blonde hair and
told him he was beautiful and then kissed his smooched his face and Dave
blushed so anime and so shota and Their peepees were STILL HARD! John sedutcvly
winked at Daeve and dave swwoned so hard and john was totally thinking about
BONING HIM and so he was asking “dave may I put my peepee in ur poophole” and
Dave was all cute and nervous but he finally said ok…..
BUT HOW WAS THE ANAL?
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!
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