Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/11642019. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Underage Category: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi Fandom: Pocket_Monsters_|_Pokemon_-_All_Media_Types Character: Yuuki_|_Brendan_|_Ruby Additional Tags: Violence, Aftermath_of_Violence, Non-Graphic_Violence, Drug_Use, Drug Addiction, Implied/Referenced_Drug_Use, Drug_Dealing, Drug_Abuse, Implied/Referenced_Drug_Addiction, Gang_Violence, Threats_of_Violence, Past_Violence, Gangs, Alternate_Universe, Gangsters, Underage_Kissing, Incest, Sibling_Incest, Parent/Child_Incest Series: Part 6 of GTA Stats: Published: 2017-07-29 Completed: 2017-10-26 Chapters: 38/38 Words: 48550 ****** Grand Theft Auto 6: Pokemon - The ex-military soldier ****** by Witchan Summary After Brendan is discharged from the military, he and a best friend of his go to a city of Canada to settle there. However, an incident nearly kills the best friend, causing Brendan to go on a deep quest for revenge. Rated NC-17 for Graphic Violent Images throughout/Gore, Some Language, and Substance Abuse/Drug References. ***** Chapter 1 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes A/N: I'm out of retirement! It's short, I know. However, that doesn't mean I'm completely back into the fanfiction world permanently. More mysteries are left hanging in the GTA: Pokemon timeline, and I can't just ignore them. An example is an unknown rogue scientist, a common Pokemon character, from GTA 1. He was responsible for letting Team Aqua and Magma attempt to destroy Hoenn with one of his crazy inventions, and he was never mentioned again. Another example is a common non-Pokemon character's (from a popular childhood show that aired on Cartoon Network) disappearance in the early 2000s thanks to another common non- Pokemon character botching a drug deal. Where did he go? A third example is a GTA 2 scene where all prisoners from an illegal institution are freed. Most common names were mentioned. But who are the rest? They're video game characters, too. Last example? The most troubling GTA antagonist's mother from another dimension in hell. In a post-GTA 5 scene, a common Pokemon character had mentioned the mother and her daughter, the most troublesome antagonist, reuniting. I also wrote that the mother had an army of common characters from anime shows, cartoon shows, and video games. That means two giant teams have merged in hell, but how will they manage to go after the most powerful team on earth? GTA 5 had revealed the ancient balls' existence, but they're no longer on earth. GTA 6, GTA 7, and GTA 8 are really the last three fanfics I'm going to write. Unlike GTA 3 and GTA 4, GTA 6 and GTA 7 will have seventy-five missions instead of fifty. GTA 8? I'm not sure, even though it takes place a few years after GTA 5. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, my favorite GTA game of all time, has one- hundred missions, the most of any GTA game, and GTA 1, 2, and 5 all have one- hundred missions as well. GTA 6 takes place in 2011 and GTA 7 takes place in 2010, meaning that I'll have to erase a few trivia points from GTA 5's bonus chapters to avoid plot holes like "(blank) is the shortest/tallest/skinniest/ heaviest protagonist" for example. Like the previous protagonists, the ones in GTA 6, GTA 7, and GTA 8 will have personalities. Also, the common and common non-Pokemon characters will have personalities as well. Additionally, if some common and common non-Pokemon characters have interesting personalities and traits from the cartoons/anime/games they're in, I'll slap those personalities and traits on them. But if they have little or zero, I'll fix it. GTA 6's protagonist, Brendan, is the story's only protagonist, but he won't have any abilities. GTA 7 will have two female protagonists, and they'll have two abilities. The abilities are new. The final antagonists from GTA 6, GTA 7, and GTA 8 are Pokemon characters because of the GTA (number): Pokemon title. Some antagonists from 1-5 will appear as minor or supporting characters, but two GTA 5 antagonists will go against Brendan because of their friendship with a GTA 6 antagonist, and a tall GTA 2/5 antagonist will freak out Brendan and the GTA 7 protagonists because of the "I" word. And yes, GTA 6 and GTA 7 will have common non-Pokemon antagonists. They, and common Pokemon antagonists from GTA 6 and GTA 7, have joined the other large team in the other hell. Who are the common non-Pokemon antagonists? Hint: In GTA 6, they're from two old Game Boy Color games (released in 2001) and a beloved series (I've also purchased and downloaded the two games from my Nintendo 3DS's Eshop), a one and done anime show I've watched on Adult Swim a few years ago, and the same popular childhood show that aired on Cartoon Network (another hint is that I friggin' hate its disgrace of a spin-off), and in GTA 7, they're from an awesome 2006 game that Rockstar created (it's also a Grand Theft Auto clone). In GTA 5, I've had some A/Ns saying that I'm retiring, but I'll erase them and slap them on GTA 8, and I'll erase my "final words". Here are a few more things I need to say. I won't rush, I repeat, won't rush. I'll carefully create a chapter, and I won't repeat myself and make a silly error. Also, I had purchased a Playstation 4 a few weeks ago. That means I won't focus on a chapter most of the day, but it's not just the PS4. It's other shit on the internet and in real life. Guess what I've purchased from the Playstation store? Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! I've also purchased Crash Bandicoot: N-Sane Trilogy at Gamestop, Twisted Metal: Black, an excellent childhood game, and that same Rockstar game I've mentioned above. Speaking of Rockstar, I'll buy Manhunt in the future. Dark content? GTA 8 > GTA 5 > GTA 2 > GTA 3 > GTA 6 > GTA 1 > GTA 7 > GTA 4. That means GTA 8 isn't the prettiest story, but GTA 7 is the second weakest. I've made GTA 5's overall story extremely long, counting the post-GTA 5 scenes. I'll make most GTA 6 and GTA 7's missions and cutscenes short and not too long, but I'll have to add important details like a common character's personality and trait as well. Like GTA 3, GTA 6 will have less swearing and no sex. GTA 6 also has no nudity. GTA 7, however, has the same swearing tone as GTA 4, and the story will include sex and nudity. Before I get started, I want to say that I've fixed more errors from the previous stories while retiring. And I want to say that I'm truly born a Grand Theft Auto fan. When I first played Grand Theft Auto III sixteen years ago, I didn't know what the fuck to do. I was just roaming around and causing little chaos. Later on, I had completed the first two missions, and that was it. As for Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, I didn't do much but roam around. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, however, attracted me so deeply with its awesome story, and I was gaining experience from playing the game, wanting to know what would happen next. I didn't beat the game, but thanks to the power of Youtube, I was able to watch the game's story and missions. AND, I finally own it, but on the PS4. GTA: SA's storyline overall is undoubtedly one of the best stories in a video game. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories is the only GTA game I've ever 100%'d. It's good, but IMO, it's the weakest GTA game, and its final antagonist is one of the shittiest final antagonists ever. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories is another GTA game I've beaten. It's not one of the best games I've ever played, but I think it's criminally underrated. The story is great. And again, I STILL can't get over Rockstar confirmed Victor's death in GTA: Vice City. I've yet to play the other GTA games, but I'll purchase GTA V later this year. Enjoy the story! The present/Honolulu, Alola/August 2, 2017; 2:33 p.m.... A thirty-two year old was fleeing from law enforcement because of a small bank robbery he had commenced seven minutes ago. Who was he? Brendan, a 5'7 149 lbs. Hoennien, a criminal, and a former military member. He had on black shoes, black shorts, a black shirt with red stripes, and a green headband. He had served Japan's military from February 2, 2009 to June 8, 2011, and he was discharged for rightfully assaulting a fellow member. A few cops didn't want to chase Brendan because one of them knew him a long time ago, and he was informing a common criminal to save him. That cop was dirty, and his female partners were dirty as well. A minute and fifty-nine seconds later, Brendan got tired of running, and he decided to steal a random ride. He suddenly heard gunshots and screams, and he quickly went behind a parked vehicle. "W-Wait..." Brendan now noticed that he didn't get shot. "I didn't get shot... and neither bullet is hitting the car behind me..." Brendan then peeped. "Someone's murdering the pigs!" Brendan witnessed Moon (Pokemon) slaughtering the cops like a pro. "But why?" Moon ended the murdering. "Hey, Brendan, the guy with the green headband and tan! Wherever you're hiding, bring your ass over here!" Moon shouted. "How in the world does she me?" Brendan had a confused look on his face. Now, he headed towards Moon. "I'm Brendan," Brendan distracted Moon. "But how do you know who I am?" "A friend had notified me about you being in trouble," Moon replied. "And who is this "friend"?" Brendan asked. "Just follow me, and you'll see him," Moon replied, heading north. Brendan followed her. "How long have you and him known each other?" Brendan asked. "Since October of last year. My girl and I had done dirty work for him and his lady friends," Moon replied. "Dirty work? I used to do a lot of dirty work six years ago," Brendan said. He and Moon ultimately met Nanu (Pokemon), Anabel (Pokemon), and Angie (Pokemon) behind three giant Mcdonalds dumpsters. The three weren't just generic dirty cops. Anabel and Angie were current members of a powerful team, and they'd mostly do dirty cop-related missions and non-dirty cop-related missions for their bosses. Nanu didn't care about a single soul on this earth except for Angie, Anabel, his family, and his pretend niece, and he could be unpredictable. "Nanu!?" "This ain't Yellowknife," Nanu didn't care about Brendan, either, but he had to save Brendan because Brendan and Moon were similar criminals. "Yellowknife? The capital city of Canada's Northwest Terrorities?" Moon wanted to know why Nanu would say Yellowknife. "Brendan was like you up there, kiddo," Nanu explained a little. "The last time I had stayed at Yellowknife was in late June. Lots of wild stuff had happened while I was there," Brendan said. "Why were you robbin' a bank today?" Nanu asked. "I was bored. Ever since I've left Yellowknife, I've committed crimes around North America, South America, and Europe," Brendan replied. "But in 2013, some tall and freaky lady-" "RAGYO (Kill La Kill)!" Moon cut Brendan off. "Was it her, that fuckin' rainbow-haired bitch!?" "It was her. She had put me in some fake institution, but all prisoners were rescued months later. Prior to that, we had encountered each other briefly at Yellowknife," Brendan replied. "Ash (Pokemon), (Professor) Burnet (Pokemon), Cheren (Pokemon), and other friends of mine had told me that story. And you're not going to believe this. The owner of that fake institution had came back to life and defected to my team," Moon said. "Long and crazy story, Brendan. You might want to buy some grub before hearing it," Nanu said. "Let's go to my bosses' mansion. Tell us your entire story, too," Moon said. ===============================================================================   The beginning of GTA 6/Rustboro City/Outside of the city's military base/June 8, 2011; 12:19 p.m.... (Japan Time Zone) "It was fun while it lasted..." Brendan, with casual clothes, had to do it. He had to beat up a military member for his only friend, and he was fined forty- thousand Yen for assault, leaving him almost broke. The victim had suffered nasty injuries, and he vowed for revenge. Brendan was lucky not to get arrested because the victim didn't want to press charges against him. ===============================================================================   Near a house... "Open up!" Brendan was knocking on a door; it was his friend's door. His friend opened it. "Hi, Brendan!" the friend's name was Emerald (Pokemon), a twenty-two year old 4'10 drug dealer. Due to the loss of his parents at a young age, he was moved between his family members and was constantly bullied by his cousins due to his short height. Because of that, he had stolen his oldest cousin's money and drugs and abandoned his family permanently. Emerald developed a complex about his height, having to use hair gel to style his hair upwards to make himself look taller than he actually was and lashing out at people for commenting about his height in a positive or negative way. In the drug world, he could be arrogant sometimes, insulting taller drug dealers for being poorer than him. But Brendan assaulting the victim wasn't the case. Speaking of Brendan, Emerald had met Brendan during a drug party in mid-2008, and Brendan was the only person that interacted with him. Unlike Brendan, who had fighting skills thanks to some intense military training, Emerald lacked it, relying on his weapons to defeat his enemies. "Hey, buddy," Brendan then noticed Emerald holding lots of Yen. "What's with the Yen, Emerald?" "I've decided to move away!" Emerald replied. "Because of that punk, Brodie (Pokemon)?" Brendan asked. Brodie was the person Brendan had assaulted. Brodie wasn't just a military guy, but he was a master of disguise, an expert thief, a drug dealer, and Brendan's rival, too. "He's not the reason, Brendan. I'd already planned the move a month ago!" Emerald replied. "Please go with me!" "Sure, why not. I'm no longer in the military anyway," Brendan agreed. "I'll sell my house before we leave. The more Yen, the better!" Emerald said. ""The more, the better". Cliche line, but it's an important line to say," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife, Northwest Terrorities/Outside the airport/June 8, 2011; 9:54 a.m... (Mountain Time Zone) Yellowknife had less than 20,000 people. But despite the number, it was a dangerous city. Not because of the name, but because of dangerous criminals migrating it since early 2009. Some criminals had visited Yellowknife for big drug deals, and a few would look for other criminals to start a relationship with. However, Yellowknife was a poor man's Castelia City because Castelia City's population was over 200,000, and most news shows had described Castelia City as one of the worst places to live in New York and on earth. "What should we do first, friend?" Emerald asked, walking with Brendan. "I dunno. It's up to you," Brendan replied. "Hmmm... We should get something to eat. I am hungry!" Emerald said. "I'll do the paying," Brendan said. "But it's my mandatory rule, remember?" Emerald had promised himself that he'd buy food, and other things, for both regardless of the price. "Oh, yeah," Brendan said. ~ Mission One: Trouble begins ~ (Boss: Emerald) Outside of Burger King/10:33 a.m.... "That was some of the best Burger King I've ever tasted!" Emerald's stomach was full; he had eaten three burgers and three large group of fries. "It was," Brendan agreed; he didn't eat much. Two female OCs suddenly appeared infront of the boys, stopping them from walking. One had red hair and red-related clothing, and the other one had blue hair and blue-related clothing. Both women also had expensive looking jewelry around them, and they were taller than Brendan. "Who are you lovely looking ladies?" Emerald asked "Drug dealers!" the blue-haired OC replied. "You studs look like drug dealers yourselves, am I right?" the red-haired OC said. "Correct, miss," Brendan said. "If you guys want to drug deal, follow us!" the red-haired OC said, then she and her friend headed to a random alley. "Our leaders are fascinating people. My leader loves anything related to history," the blue-haired OC said. "And my leader is obsessed with Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall!" the red- haired OC said. "Could one of you guess what our teams are called?" "Team Seasons and... Team Ages?" Brendan guessed. "You are 100% right! So smart, you!" the red-haired OC said. "Are you guys born in or outside of Canada?" the blue-haired OC asked. "We're both from Japan. We just moved here not too long ago," Emerald replied. "Here's a fun trivia I'd like to share! This city attracts criminals despite its population!" the blue-haired OC said. "Our teams have moved here since October of 2010," the red-haired OC said. "Do both teams have enemies?" Emerald asked. "A long-time rival gang, and a recent gang! They both suck!" the blue-haired OC said. "And we are here!" the red-haired OC said, entering an alley with the three. "What kind of drugs do you girls have?" Emerald asked, showing the two $2,000. "Coke, weed, and syringes of lsd!" the red-haired OC replied. "I'll give you both $2,000 for the syringes of lsd!" Emerald said. "We've got ourselves a deal!" the red-haired OC said, revealing the syringes of lsd to the boys. "DIE!" the blue-haired OC immediately shot Emerald's midsection five times, greatly shocking both men. "Let's go!" she then quickly grabbed Emerald's Yen before fleeing with her partner. Brendan couldn't chase them because the blue- haired OC was firing bullets towards him. "Get me to a hospital fast!" Emerald cried, clasping his injuries. "You'll live!" Brendan said, leaving the alley with Emerald. Brendan stood in the middle of the street, causing a random OC in a car to hit brakes. Brendan opened the driver door before hitting the person with a hard punch towards the head and tossing him out of his vehicle. Both men got in, and Brendan started driving. "Hurry, Brendan!" Emerald cried more, losing blood. "I'm trying, buddy!" Brendan said, avoiding contact with other vehicles and doing illegal driving. Forty-seven seconds later, Brendan spotted a nearby hospital. He stopped the car, and he and Emerald rushed out of it before heading straight to the hospital. Inside, Brendan yelled, "My friend needs immediate treatment!, and two doctors and two nurses swiftly took Emerald to a room for treatment. After that, Brendan angrily got out of the hospital. He was so angry, he thought about eliminating Team Ages and Team Seasons regardless of the number of the members. "They won't get away with their actions!" this was the beginning of Brendan's adventure. Although, this city was fairly small, he didn't know where to find his targets. However, he'd get some help. Rustboro City/After being discharged from the hospital... "Yellowknife, here I fuckin' come," Brodie was heading to the airport. While Brendan and Emerald were at the airport, an OC military member, who was waiting for a friend to come back from a trip, had overheard Emerald and Brendan's conversation about them going to Yellowknife, Northwest Terrorities, and he informed Brodie about it a little later. Total Kills: 0 Legit Kills: 0 Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: None Total money: $500.00 End of Chapter 1 Chapter End Notes And it begins! I had to choose a Canada-related city as a GTA story's main part of the story. In GTA 2, there were a few Canada-related missions, and those missions were part of the story. I've promised myself to give Brendan a personality, and his personality and traits will be slapped as the story progresses (I've done this with the other protagonists). I'll do the same with Emerald, more supporting characters, minor characters, and the antagonists, especially. Speaking of the antagonists, I've slapped more hints on who the two are, and again, they're common non-Pokemon characters. Those antagonists were part of my childhood as well. They are super nice people in the Game Boy Color games. But in the GTA: Pokemon world, they're antagonists. Oh, and the plot will get more serious as the story progresses, and I'll explain Brendan's assault against Brodie in a later chapter. About Brodie, he was originally supposed to be a supporter of Team Aqua and Magma in GTA 1, being their best grunt. But while making the first chapter of the Team Magma and Aqua saga, I've decided to scrap the idea and ignore Brodie through the rest of the series. But in this story, he has a major role as an antagonist. One more thing. It was revealed that Brendan was one of the many victims in that illegal institution from GTA 2. After completing GTA 7's final chapter, I'll make a bonus scene, an extended version of GTA 2's fiftieth mission where the prisoners are freed. And I'll avoid a plot hole. ***** Chapter 2 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Two: New targets ~ (Boss: Emerald) Inside the same stolen car, Brendan drove back to the spot where he had last seen the OC grunts. There, he didn't see them. But instead, he saw ordinary citizens walking and minding their own business. "They have to be here somewhere..." Brendan kept driving. Twenty-one seconds later, he caught the same grunts running. "Where are they headed to?" Brendan said, driving legally and slowing tailing the two. He didn't want to kill the two because he assumed that they'd lead him somewhere special. "Shoot, I don't have a weapon!" Brendan realized that he wasn't armed. "But I might be able to steal one of their weapons." After a minute and one second, the OCs entered their hideout. Brendan stopped the car before leaving it. Trespassing, Brendan attacked the OCs behind, giving them hard karate chops against their backs. More OCs came out of almost every room in the hideout, and they immediately pointed their Rocket Launchers, Grenade Launchers, M16 Assault Rifles, Shotguns, Desert Eagles, and M249s all super powerful weapons, towards Brendan. "Make another move and you are dead!" a blue-haired OC threatened. "Damn it..." Brendan cursed, making a surrender pose. The two OCs glanced at Brendan before equipping their weapons and putting them closer to his head. "What brings you here? To avenge for your midget boyfriend?" the red-haired OC asked. "I'm here to kill you all, and Emerald's not my boyfriend!" Brendan replied, then he spat at the OC's face. "You're disgusting!" the red-haired OC pistol-whipped Brendan, knocking him down. Then, she wiped the spit off her face. "What is going on, ladies?" an attractive woman asked, coming out of her special room with her lover and holding a creative spiked rod as a deadly weapon. Her name was Din (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons), and her lover's name was Nayru (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Din was consumed into seasons, and she'd mention them regardless of conversation, with tragic or joyful real-time events in the mix. She was known to be a professional dancer, she had won all dancing events she had attended, she'd insult other dancers outside of her team and Nayru's team, and she'd occasionally give Nayru lap dances during privacy time. Also, she'd use her signature weapon against her enemies. As for Nayru, she was a gifted singer, in which it'd attract lots of people. Another common trait was her being obsessed with history. Nayru wasn't as violent as Din, but she'd sometimes use vicious assaults towards a target. A golden harp was considered to be rare, and Nayru was one of the few people to ever own one. "Him!" the red-haired OC replied. "Step back," Din ordered, and the two OCs did. Now, she and Nayru stood close to Brendan. "Why are you intruding, stranger?" Brendan got up. "My best friend and I thought we'd get into a normal drug deal with two of your girls, but we were tricked, and my best friend was almost killed!" Brendan replied. "Oh, boo-hoo. Our girls' actions are part of life. You can't expect anything you've wanted to be normal," Din said. "Din is right. Life is too unpredictable. I am Nayru, and I shall sing," Nayru said, then she started singing a song about Brendan's fate, which was Din beating him to death with the rod. Nayru's beautiful voice made her allies smile. Although Brendan was still mad, he thought that Nayru's singing was the best singing he ever heard in his life. Two minutes and two seconds later, Nayru stopped singing. "I am the best singer in the world, and my IQ of history is sky-high. Now, Din!" "I call my spiked rod the "Rod of Seasons". The icons that represents winter, spring, summer, and fall are a snowflake, a full-grown flower, a burning hot sun, and a fallen leaf, respectively. Intruder! Prepare to die!" Din said. Din occurred the brutal assault, hitting Brendan's forehead and chest multiple times and dropping his health bar. Brendan was hopeless; the gang were enjoying the savage beatings. Not only was Din assaulting Brendan, but she was laughing at him for being weak. "GO TO HELL, YOU BITCHES!" an angry short woman triggered her two M249s outside the hideout, killing several grunts and hitting Din, Nayru, and a few others. The surviving enemies fled, but Brendan was laying on the ground. Farore (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages) was her name. Farore had known Din and Nayru a long time ago; she had a terrible childhood while being around them. After shooting, she went inside, and she only saw Brendan and the several dead grunts. "Whoever you are, thanks..." Brendan said weakly, slowly getting up. "You don't look so good. Let me do this if you don't mind," Farore said. She kissed Brendan's lips, restoring his health. "That was fast!" Brendan felt so much better. "Let's leave this place." "If you want to work for my boss, I'll transport you to his place. We all hate the people that almost killed you," Farore said. "I'm in," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   The present/Valerie and Olympia's mansion... "Are Din, Nayru, and Farore hot, Brendan? Have you seen them naked before?" Ash asked, sitting with Lana (Pokemon), Mallow (Pokemon), Lusamine (Pokemon), Lillie (Pokemon), and Wicke (Pokemon), five of the many girls in his massive harem; Lillie's girlfriend, Mina (Pokemon), who never liked Ash, was sitting next to her. "Shut up, perv!" Moon said. "I haven't seen them naked, but they don't look too bad," Brendan replied to Ash's question. ===============================================================================   GTA 6/Outside of the hideout... "Why do you hate Din, Nayru, and their girls?" Brendan said, getting inside Farore's car with her. Then, Farore started driving. "My childhood was trash thanks to them. I'd idolized them because of their talent and looks, and I'd always wanted to be their friend, but they rejected me and bullied me like a worthless human being. Last month, I found them here, and I gave them all of my money, wanting to join their team. But they set my money on fire, pummeled me, and threw me into the sea. Lucky for me, a current teammate saved me from drowning," Farore replied. "That's harsh," Brendan felt bad for Farore. "I was stupid enough into thinking that Din and Naryu would like me someday, and it almost costed my life... I was probably one of the dumbest people on earth before joining my current team... Stupid, stupid, stupid..." Farore said. "We've known each other for a few minutes, but don't call yourself stupid. It's not healthy. Just because you've made mistakes don't mean you're stupid," Brendan said. "You're right. I don't need to call myself stupid. I just need to focus on getting revenge," Farore said. "Din and Nayru's two girls nearly murdered Emerald, my friend, not too long ago," Brendan said. "Because of a fake drug deal?" Farore guessed. "Yeah," Brendan replied. "I've been a victim of it last year," Farore said. "Who almost smoked you?" Brendan asked. "A tall old man, a middle-aged blonde woman that looks European, and a young woman with creepy eyes and pink flowers on her head, but I didn't suffer any injuries. I was taking a vacation in Hoenn during that time," Farore replied. "Did you kill any of them?" Brendan asked. "Just a few of their pirates," Farore replied. "What is your name?" "Brendan," Brendan replied. "Farore," Farore smiled. "Bodacious name," Brendan said. "You think so?" Farore asked, blushing. "Yes," Brendan replied. "I like you, Brendan! Wow, we've been talking for a while, and we're almost at our destination!" Farore said. "It's nice to have a conversation with people like you. We should talk more!" Brendan said. "I agree!" Farore agreed. ~ Mission Three: Meeting a new boss ~ (Boss: Farore) The hideout... "They've fled, boss, but I've killed five of their girls and saved Brendan, this gentleman standing next to me!" Farore informed. Robin/Nightwing (Teen Titans) turned the other way, looking at Brendan. "Are you one of us?" Nightwing asked. Nightwing was a natural born leader, serious in tone, stern, strict, and obsessed with trying to hunt down and kill his enemies. Despite that, Nightwing remained as a calm, level-headed, and intelligent leader who would come up with clever strategies to complete missions. In his early teens, he was a common criminal's sidekick, and he looked up to that common criminal as a father figure. Three months after his fifteenth birthday, his former partner was presumably deceased, and he fled to San Francisco. At the Bay Area city, he developed a team, with two sisters being his lovers. But a few years later, a mysterious drug lord nearly took away his life during a big drug deal, and Nightwing became obsessed into seeing who his new enemy was. His enemy had escaped from his retaliation, but he began to hunt him down all over the world before confronting him in this city. The enemy died, but Nightwing didn't want to return to his lovers and team because he assumed that they were fine. However, he thought about returning to them someday. Several of Nightwing's employees knew him before, and they had mistakenly called him Robin on several occasions. "I'm here for revenge," Brendan then explained the whole story to Nightwing. "You've come to the right team, Brendan. We've had many rival moments with Seasons and Ages for a few months. On January 21, 2011, my team was born here. Other teams feared and respected us. But when Ages and Seasons confronted us, they didn't respect and fear us. They were the opposite, wanting to run us out of the city," Nightwing said. "Regardless of how tough they are, I won't rest until they're all dead!" Brendan said. "I like that attitude, Brendan. I am Nightwing. Never call me Robin," Nightwing said. "The boss likes his current name better," Farore reminded. "If you have a phone, let us exchange numbers. I'll call you if necessary," Nightwing said. ===============================================================================   The present... "Robin was your old leader!? I've gotta bring his girls here!" Ash said. "The perv is at it again!" Moon said. "They haven't seen him since 2003, Moon! They must learn about this story!" Ash said. "Actually, I've already told them the story, and I've said that he might return to them someday. But you can bring them here if you want," Brendan said. "Be right back!" Ash said, then he vanished to San Francisco. ===============================================================================   GTA 6/At the hospital/Emerald's room... "How are you feeling, Emerald?" Brendan asked. "Fine, man, thanks for asking," Emerald replied, laying on his hospital bed. "Did you kill the same women that tricked us?" Emerald asked, then Brendan told him about their new enemies, Team Nightwing, and the rivalry between Team Nightwing and Team Seasons/Ages. "When I get out of this hospital, I'll join Team Nightwing, and I'll make Din and Nayru my bitches!" "Get well soon, Emerald. I've got to go," Brendan said. "Alright, Brendan, be careful," Emerald said. ===============================================================================   Outside... "Hey, you!" a red-haired OC grunt yelled at Brendan, having two blue-haired OC grunts by her side. "Our bosses had told us about you wanting to murder Ages and Seasons!" after Din and Nayru had escaped with their living OCs, they told the rest of their OCs about Brendan, his appearance, and his motive. The OCs shot Brendan with their Handguns, lowering 16% of his health. Wanting to take their weapons, Brendan jacked a parked car. Then, he ran the grunts over, killing all of them and receiving a wanted level. After exiting the car, Brendan took the weapons and ammo from the corpses. Nearby cops told Brendan to stop, but Brendan went back inside the car before driving away from the authority. *call* "I've killed three grunts, Farore, but a few cops are trying to arrest me," Brendan said. "Look up," Farore said. Brendan looked up, noticing a wanted level. "All I see is a yellow star," Brendan then paid attention to the road. "It's a wanted level, Brendan. Find a pay 'n spray around the city," Farore said. "I see one!" Brendan noticed a pay 'n spray between a Mcdonalds and a "XXX All Night" place. He entered it. Then, he went out with a new color. "The wanted level disappeared, Farore, and the place didn't charge me for money!" "That's good, but be sure to save money because another visit means you'll have to pay them. Or you can find a police bribe to eradicate a wanted level, or hide until it disappears," Farore said. "How many wanted levels can I get in total?" Brendan asked. "Six, but I don't recommend it. Six wanted levels will make the military act super aggressive towards you," Farore reminded. "Sensible. I'll avoid getting six or less as much as possible. I'll see you later, Farore," Brendan said. Total Kills: 3 Legit Kills: 0 Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun Total money: $500.00 End of Chapter 2 Chapter End Notes Din and Nayru are the antagonists! Also, they're one of my many favorite yuri pairings and my favorite Legend of Zelda series yuri pairing of all time. A decade and two years ago, I had read a nice DinxNayru story on Adultfanfiction. It was about Din successfully seducing Nayru, and it was hot. Robin/Nightwing isn't dead! In GTA 5's last bonus chapter, I had said that Robin's fate was unknown, and it turns out that he's alive! Like Farore, all of his employee are common characters. The reason I've chosen the name Nightwing over Robin is because Nightwing sounds cooler, serious, and more leader-like. Speaking of Farore, she revealed that three common characters had tried to kill her in 2010. Those characters sound extremely familiar, I know. I'll try to develop more of Farore's personality because in both Ages and Seasons, she has zero personality. It's just her standing behind a counter inside a Maku Tree, and interacting with Link about Secrets. The M16 name is back! In GTA 2, 3, 4, and 5, I'd named the Assault Rifle the M19 instead of the M16. BTW, collectibles and odd job missions make a return, meaning that Brendan, like the previous protagonists, will 100% his adventure ***** Chapter 3 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes Brendan had nothing to do for Nightwing, so what could he do during his free time? This city wasn't big, but Brendan could collect any interesting collectible for awesome prizes, and he could do any non-storyline mission for lots of cash. Two hours and thirty-seven minutes later... *call* "You're assigned to work with a teammate of yours. Meet him at the hideout," Nightwing said. "I'm on my way," Brendan said, using a firetruck to drive towards the hideout. Previously, Brendan had completed the Firefighter and Paramedic side missions for a flame retardant award and a 50% extra health award, respectively, and he had collected eleven Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers, nine Montreal Canadiens jerseys, twelve Calgary Flames helmets, eight Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs, nine Ottawa Senators logo pucks, and fifteen Edmonton Oilers mini sticks. That was a lot, but Brendan needed to collect more. ~ Mission Four: The wild trafficker ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The hideout... "Brendan, meet Drake (Pokemon; Orange Islands)," Nightwing said. "'Sup, Brendan!" Drake was known for doing drug and weapon trafficking no matter how long they were, and he'd do deals with anybody. When he was a child, he used to participate in long drug and weapon trafficking with his late father, and his father had promised the Orange Islands native to be like him in the future. He was creative with weapons. Doing drugs, however, wasn't his taste, and he didn't like drinking alcohol. In 2008, he had a friendship with Cissy (Pokemon), Danny (Pokemon), Rudy (Pokemon), and Luana (Pokemon), and in 2010, he dropped it after being betrayed by them, not seeing them since. Also, he despised rape to the extreme. "Drake is a vital employee for weapon and drug trafficking regardless of lengthiness. He has a small airplane waiting for him at his secret storage. And according to Drake, grunts of Ages and Seasons had failed to stop and kill him on four attempts. Protect him at all costs," Nightwing said. "Got it, boss Nightwing," Brendan said. "Have fun killing more of those scumbags, Brendan!" Farore said, seeing Brendan and Drake leaving. ===============================================================================   Outside... "Keep this bad boy!" Drake said, giving Brendan a Mac-10. "It has better damage rate than a Handgun!" Drake then went inside his pick-up truck of drugs and weapons. After Brendan got in the back of the pick-up truck, Drake headed to his secret storage. Forty-six seconds later, Brendan recognized the enemy grunts in motorcycles. "THEY'RE HERE, DRAKE!" Brendan informed. He fired Mac-10 bullets towards a duo to his far right, killing both. A duo in the middle of the road shot Brendan, but Brendan counterattacked, killing both of them as well. Then, he murdered the last two pairs. "That's what I'm talkin' about, Brendan!" Drake said; he had saw the action from his rear-view mirror. "More of them are coming!" Brendan said, seeing more grunts going towards the pick-up truck. "We're nineteen seconds away from the secret storage, Brendan!" Drake reminded. Brendan triggered more bullets until he and Drake made it to their destination. However, Brendan was almost out of Mac-10 bullets. After switching weapons, Brendan killed more. Drake opened his large storage door, then he entered his small airplane. Drake drove it out of the storage, got out, grabbed the bags of drugs and weapons, and then store it inside the airplane. "They're all dead, and we're both alive! Thanks a ton, man!" Drake said. "Be careful out there, man!" Brendan said. After Drake took off, Brendan robbed the dead, stealing some of their Mac-10 ammo. Twenty-one seconds after Brendan left, a heavily-wounded red-haired OC slowly reached towards her ringing phone, then she answered it. "T-The new target h- had killed us all, pretty Din..." the OC said weakly, then she died. "Damn that guy! Damn him!" Din cursed; she, Nayru, and some of their OC grunts were standing near several of their hideouts. "I've found extra help, guys!" a blue-haired OC said, bringing Candela (Pokemon) and Blanche (Pokemon) with her. Shortly after escaping with her bosses and comrades from Farore's retaliation, Din and Nayru had ordered her to look for extra help. About Candela and Blanche, who were on vacation, Candela was brave and one of the FBI's most wanted criminals in Unova, Blanche was a psychotic cannibal with super weird religious beliefs, and both loved to dominate each other during sex. "We're not really the extra help, but my satanic friend and his cult have promised us that they'll come here shortly," Blanche said. "Good," Nayru said. ===============================================================================   The hideout... "Excellent job, Brendan," Nightwing had learned from Drake, via phone call, that Brendan successfully protected the trafficker. "I'll call you again." Reward: $3,000 ===============================================================================   Two hours and sixteen minutes later... *call* "Your mission is not enemy-related. Three of your female co-workers need your help," Nightwing said. "I will not ignore them," Brendan was close to the hideout; he had done five rampages (20 Dallas Stars fans/$500; 15 Los Angeles Kings fans/$700; 20 New York Rangers fans/$1,000; 10 Detriot Red Wings fans/$900; 15 Colorado Avalanche fans/$600), collected thirteen Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs, sixteen Edmonton Oilers mini sticks, fourteen Montreal Canadiens jerseys, ten Ottawa Senators logo pucks, thirteen Calgary Flames helmets, and nineteen Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers. ~ Mission Five: Interesting toys ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The Hideout... "Buy a variety of sex toys for us, Brendan!" Samus Aran (Metriod series) said, standing next to her lesbian partners, Female Wii Fit Trainer (Wii Fit) and (Princess) Zelda (Legend of Zelda series; Twilight Princess version). The girls had imaginative personalities, being a bounty hunter, the best trainer alive, and a princess, respectively. Samus and Female Wii Fit Trainer would treat Zelda like a real princess 99% of the time, protecting her from enemies and giving her food, money, and presents; half of Team Nightwing would do this as well. "Sex toys? I always thought they looked weird," Brendan said, then he got $1,000 from Female Wii Fit Trainer. ===============================================================================   At No Kids Allowed... "A male Seasons member?" Brendan thought, seeing a red-haired OC male reading a purchased adult magazine. "Better avoid him while being here." After shopping for a little bit, Brendan purchased the items. Total amount: $369.69. The grunts suddenly noticed Brendan, but Brendan left. Outside, the grunt confronted Brendan before firing Handgun bullets at him. But Brendan killed him moments later. "I knew it'd happen," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   The hideout... "Oh, thanks, honey!" Zelda said, getting the bags of sex toys and remaining change from Brendan. "Looks like you've fought an enemy grunt or two, Brendan. Let us recover you," Female Wii Fit Trainer said, then she, Zelda, and Samus triple-kissed Brendan, restoring his health. Total Kills: 83 Legit Kills: 0 Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10 Total money: $7,200.00 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 30 of 50 Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 23 of 50 Calgary Flames helmets: 25 of 50 Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 21 of 50 Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 19 of 50 Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 31 of 50 Rampages: 5 of 10 End of Chapter 3 Chapter End Notes Like the previous stories, I'm trying to get the collectibles and side missions out of the way first, so I can focus more on the real missions. Look who has appeared! Drake from the Orange Islands! He had appeared in GTA 3 as a customer, wanting the protagonist to protect him and a cargo of weapons and drugs. Prior to making this story, GTA 3 was his only appearance. And one of his traits? A thing he dislikes? Yeah, I had to put it there because of a common rapist from GTA 1 and 2. Blanche and Candela again! In the story's first A/N, I'd said that two GTA 5 antagonists would go hostile towards Brendan because of their friendship with a GTA 6 antagonist. Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus had appeared in a post-GTA 5 scene, but the scene had taken place elsewhere, not in Yellowknife. All collectibles and most non-storyline tasks are NHL (National Hockey League)-related, and the Vancouver Canucks collectible is a reference to the team choking hard in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals, losing to the Boston Bruins 4-0 in Game 7 despite having home advantage. ***** Chapter 4 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes 11:24 p.m.... *call* "You're going to love the next mission, Brendan. Get here fast," Nightwing said. "Here I come," Brendan was a bit far from the hideout; he had done Vigilante and Taxi side missions for 50% extra Body Armor health and $6,324.17/nitro boost, respectively, and all 10 Odd Jobs (selling twenty hockey sticks for a Toronto Maple Leafs fan for $1,000, beating an illegal street race against three Minnesota Wild fans for $2,000, beating a boat race against four Florida Panthers fans for $3,000, beating a running race against three Chicago Blackhawks fans for $1,500, disposing fifteen New York Rangers posters for a Montreal Canadiens fan for $4,000, beating a bike race against five St. Louis Blues fans for $3,500, beating a Roller Blade race against four Nashville Predators fans for $1,000, helping a Pittsburgh Penguins fan taunt ten Washington Capitols fans by holding choke signs infront of them for $5,000, giving a variety of twenty vehicles to a car business for $800,000, and beating an altitude race against five Tampa Bay Lightning fans for $10,000). ~ Mission Six: Trip cancelled ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The hideout... "B-" "I'll tell him, Nightwing!" Bumblebee (Teen Titans) cut Nightwing off. Bumblebee, her nickname, was one of the "cockiest" characters in the GTA: Pokemon series, and she had a very confident and outgoing attitude. She could be a little bossy with her teammates, but she deeply cared for them. She was also extremely intelligent, having a large IQ. Despite working for Nightwing, she was very independent, and she didn't like being told what to do, wanting to do missions her own way. But she secretly respected Nightwing for his leadership towards her other teammates, and Nightwing respected her for being bold and smart. Also, Bumblebee was one of the several employees to know Nightwing a long time ago. She had other traits like being cooperative and patient. "Brendan, I've overheard a couple of Seasons and Ages scumbags planning on leaving at 11:50 for a little trip to Bogota, wanting to sell their weapons and drugs to the city's common drug lord. Din and Nayru's little stooges had tried to stop our buddy, Drake, five times. And as Drake's teammates, we'll give them a taste of our own medicine! C'mon!" Bumblebee then grabbed Brendan's hand before leaving with him. "Sit behind me!" Bumblebee sat on her motorcycle. Brendan sat behind her. "Why are you dressed like a bee?" Brendan asked. "Because I love bees!" Bumblebee replied, controlling the motorcycle. "Makes sense," Brendan said. "My real name is Karen Beecher," Bumblebee said. "And the last name sounds accurate," Brendan said. "Listen, you. I want to permanently eradicate Ages and Seasons as much as you, Nightwing, Farore, and our other teammates do, but I'd like to break down a few of my rules. Rule number one, DO NOT tell me what to do! I want to do shit my own goddamn way! If I somehow get injured, don't try to save me! Let me save myself! And rule number two, DON'T say that you're better than me! I'm better than the world, and that's a fact!" "I find it strange that a cocky individual is working for a leader," Brendan said. "Nightwing and I go way back, Brendan. He knows about my personality, and he respects it and me. Months before he had left San Francisco in 2003, he and his girlfriends had witnessed me taking out an opposing gang with scary weapons all by myself, but that wasn't the only thing!" Bumblebee said. "No wonder he had let you cut him off," Brendan said. "Mind if I ask you this question?" "Whatever it is, yes," Bumblebee replied. "If you're permanently disabled, not counting brain damage, and cannot protect yourself, would you still considered to be the best?" Brendan asked. "What am I, an idiot!? No! Need I remind you that my IQ is tremendously large! I'll have to use robotic hands or arms to continue my career as a criminal!" Bumblebee replied. "If you're so smart, answer this!" Brendan said. "What's 9638 divide by 3 times 56?" "179,909.333!" Bumblebee replied, then Brendan used the calculator tool on his phone to see if Bumblebee was correct. "You're right!" Brendan was stupefied. "Extremely high IQ genetics runs in the family, Brendan! My late boyfriend, Herald (Teen Titans), was smart as hell, too!" Bumblebee reminded. "His fate?" Brendan asked. "His cousin on his dad's side of the family had killed him while he was asleep... That idiot cousin was always jealous of Herald..." Bumblebee replied. "I'm sorry for your loss, Bumblebee," Brendan said. "It's alright, Brendan! The cousin was beaten, raped, and killed in prison, and that brought me joy!" Bumblebee replied. "I didn't need to know that part," Brendan said. "We've made it!" Bumblebee said, stopping the motorcycle near the ocean. Then, she and Brendan got off it before pointing at two medium-sized airplanes. "See the boats over there? I'll burn them!" Bumblebee then used three Molotov Cocktails against the airplanes, setting them on fire. "It's almost 11:50!" At 11:50, Six blue-haired OC males, eight red-haired OC females, and seven satanic grunts, with masks and as part-time bodyguards, appeared. The sudden explosions and the fire dumbfounded all grunts. Brendan and Bumblebee began to open fire. Brendan scored more kills than Bumblebee, but at the same time, he didn't know who his new enemies were. "I'm still better than you, Brendan!" Bumblebee said, watching Brendan finishing off the last two grunts. "I get it, Bumblebee," Brendan said, removing a satanic mask from one of the dead satanic grunts. The satanic mask's color was dark red, it had a sharp black nose, its brown horns were sharp and large, and its fake teeth were dark yellow. "Unfortunately, we have new enemies." "I've seen those masks before, but I'm not the only one! Nightwing will tell you who's controlling the satanic freaks!" Bumblebee said. ===============================================================================   Outside the airport... "It's dark here... I should get some sleep in a hotel," Brodie said. ===============================================================================   The hideout... "Look at this mask, Nightwing," Brendan said, showing Nightwing the mask. "That mask... Trigon's (Teen Titans; human form) their leader. If he wants to die with Seasons and Ages, then so be it," Nightwing said. "Trigon sounds like a satanic name," Brendan said. "He never got along with his daughter, a friend of mine. Their personalities are dissimilar from one another," Nightwing said. Reward: $2,000 ~ Mission Seven: All better ~ (Boss: Emerald) June 9, 2011/11:43 a.m.... *ring* "I'm 100% better, man! I'm waiting for you outside the hospital!" Emerald said. "Okay, man," Brendan said, leaving his room. After Brendan had completed his previous missions, he collected the rest of the collectibles and rampages (15 San Jose Sharks fans/$800; 20 Anahiem Ducks fans/$500; 20 New York Islanders fans/$700; 10 Phoenix Coyotes fans/$500; 25 Pittsburgh Penguins fans/$3,000) for cool prizes. "Where are you going, Brendan?" Farore asked, eating breakfast with Aqualad (Teen Titans), Speedy (Teen Titans), Mas y Menos (Teen Titans), Bumblebee, Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer. Aqualad was a charming, calm, and collected individual. He was super smart, too, but not as smart as Bumblebee. He never disrespected an authority's command. He never seemed to notice his goods looks, and instead of bragging about it or trying to impress females, he felt rather uncomfortable with girls who were infatuated with him. He also had a strong fondness for sea creatures, especially fish, and he strongly disliked seafood. Speedy was one of the more witty members of Team Nightwing. He enjoyed teasing his fellow teammates, taking pleasure in annoying his teammates. He could be a little short tempered though, and he could be a bit arrogant and cocky. Mas y Menos, Guatemala natives and short twins, shared similar behavior, being pretty light-hearted and fun-loving like the mind of a kid. Both saw each other as their best friend, and hated to be apart. Despite understanding English, they'd speak Spanish during conversations and missions. "To pick up Emerald," Brendan replied. "Let me come with you," Farore said, holding her toasted bread and three bacons. ===============================================================================   While riding a stolen motorcycle... "Do you like Bumblebee?" Brendan asked. "She's my least favorite Team Nightwing member. She thinks she's friggin' invincible," Farore said. "Okay, just asking," Brendan said. "But rather her than Din and Nayru! Hell, rather anybody than those bitches! Well, almost everybody!" Farore said. "Who do you hate more than those two?" Brendan asked. "Three morons from a shitty reality show, two main characters and a minor character. November of last year, I had overheard one of the main characters hating her own race, then she headed somewhere. I followed her, and guess where she went to? A big ass land with a giant castle. She met the other characters, a racist father and a racist daughter, there, and she kept bitching about her race. They had sex while spouting racist shit. I told people about it the next day, but they didn't believe me. Well, except for one person," Farore said. "Someone hating on their own race? That's messed up. If she tells the entire world that she hates her own race (GTA 4), they will hate her guts and her racist lovers' guts to the extreme," Brendan said. "Here's my prediction. Someone will murder them (GTA 1)! Almost six years ago, that crappy Ghostesses in the Slot Machine episode had aired on Comedy Central, and the episode HINTED that she was self-hated," Farore said. "I'll see it after we meet Emerald," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   Near the hospital... "Emerald, Farore. Farore, Emerald," Brendan introduced his friends to each other. "Nice to meet you, mate!" Farore said, shaking Emerald's hand. "Nice to meet you, too, beautiful," Emerald thought that Farore was hot. "Let's take a walk to the hideout," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   Some minutes later... "Wow... That storyline was beyond stupid. The other storyline was good, but man... That love triangle stuff... Wow..." Brendan didn't like the episode overall. "My rating for Ghostesses in the Slot Machine is 3.5/10. If not for the other storyline, the rating would be 0/10," Farore said. "The love triangle shit didn't make sense. Rating? 0.1/10," Emerald said. "I'll give it a 4.5/10 because of the other storyline," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   The hideout... "Welcome to your new home, Emerald," Nightwing said. "I like this place!" Emerald thought Nightwing's hideout was awesome despite only seeing the living room, but the hideout was cool-looking overall. "Hi there, short stuff!" Bumblebee smiled, waving at Emerald. "Watch out for Bumblebee, Emerald. She's very cocky," Brendan whispered to Emerald. Total Kills: 189 Legit Kills: 0 Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10 Total money: $852,024.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 4 Chapter End Notes Yeah, I had to mention them. Y'know, the most HATED antagonists in this series. Brodie's finally here! That means the storyline will get more serious. And speaking of which, Trigon's the new enemy. Again, Candela and Blanche will get involved, but for a short time. I've always liked Trigon as a Teen Titans villain, but he's my most second favorite Teen Titans villain. Later on, I'll mock the shit out of Teen Titans GO!. In my previous stories, I've mocked shit I didn't like on the internet and in real life such as Social Justice Whiners and feminazis. By the way, the beginning of this story takes place some days before the Stanley Cup Finals' Game 7 between the Bruins and Canucks, aka choke town. Brendan collecting Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs before that game doesn't count as a plot hole because the Canucks have previous playoff woes, choking a lot. Also, the collectible HINTED that the team would choke big, which actually came true. New prizes? Yeah, I didn't want to repeat the same prizes over and over again. I had to think of new prizes like "extra healing, extra Body Armor healing, and extra speed from vehicles". I'll also feature new prizes in GTA 7, even though it's the first ever GTA: Pokemon story timeline wise. ***** Chapter 5 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Eight: Apprentice ~ (Boss: ???) Outside... "Who the heck is that guy?" Brendan said, seeing a mysterious looking man with a eye-patch standing far from him; the mysterious man didn't look at Brendan. Wanting to know who the mysterious man was, Brendan headed towards him. "Who are you?" "You've finally noticed me, Brendan," he said. "How do you know my name!?" Brendan asked. "I've heard about you wanting to get revenge on Din, Nayru, and their grunts, and I've learned about you killing some grunts, ruining two of their missions," he replied. "They've got what they deserved! My friend's 100% fine, but I'll still go after Seasons and Ages!" Brendan said. "You have that heated look in your eyes, being obsessed with your enemies and wanting to kill them for good. An enemy of mine had confronted me with the same look twice. If you, as my loyal apprentice, complete missions for me, I will tell you who my enemy is, and I will tell you who I am," he said. "Deal, but you don't have to pay me. I've got enough money," Brendan said. "Call me Joseph Wilson, or Madman for short. The Madman nickname was named by the same enemy," Madman said. "What's my first task?" Brendan asked. "Yellowknife is little, but the city has many compelling things to discover, collect, and liquidate. If you do not have a Sniper Rifle, buy one. At 12:30 p.m., a target of mine and two women will appear at Funland, the city's park. On June 7, the target had promised me that he would do a drug deal with me late at night. But instead, he sent two hired men to murder me and take my money and drugs. I will watch his death," Madman replied. "Before we split up, give me your number." After Brendan gave Madman his number, he jacked someone's car, getting a wanted level. Brendan went into a nearby pay 'n spray, erasing the wanted level. Then, he headed to "They Ain't Illegal", a weapon store. He bought the Sniper Rifle for $3,000, a super-high price. Next, he went to the park. After seeing a large tree, Brendan climbed on it. At 12:30 p.m., Brendan equipped his Sniper Rifle. He saw a bald man, Nigel/ Numbuh 1 (Codename: Kids Next Door), a tall and black woman, Abigail/Numbuh 5 (Codename: Kids Next Door), and an overweight woman, Lizzie (Codename: Kids Next Door). The latter two were arguing with each other; it had started thirty- five minutes ago. The three had known each other ever since childhood. Nigel and Lizzie had dated each other at age ten, and they eventually broke up. A couple of years later, Abigail and her late husband, Hoagie/Numbuh 2 (Codename: Kids Next Door) had begun dating, and they ultimately got married. Seven years later, however, Hoagie died of a heart attack, leaving Abigail as a widow. Last year, Abigail met Nigel here, and they formed their friendship again. Several days ago, Abigail admitted her love for Nigel at the park, but Lizzie made a surprising appearance, and she wanted Nigel to love her again. Now, Nigel wanted to choose one of the girls as his permanent lover. Brendan sniped Nigel, killing him and astonishing the girls. Then, the girls fled. *call* "Superb sniping skills, Brendan. That is all," Madman said. *another call* "Aqualad had found something essential, Brendan. Rendezvous with us behind "Cyclistville", east from the hideout," Nightwing said. ~ Mission Nine: Revived rivalry ~ (Boss: Nightwing) Behind Cyclistville... "Now, we head north," Nightwing said. "What did Aqualad find?" Brendan asked, going north with his entire gang. "Our enemies, their grunts, two women, and something else," Nightwing replied. At the destination, Roller World's, a roller skating place, large and empty parking space, Team Nightwing saw Din, Nayru, Trigon, with a creepier satanic mask on his face, Blanche, Candela, half of the former three's grunts, and Brodie. About Trigon, he was the manifestation of pure evil, but an extremely common GTA 2 and 5 antagonist was more evil than him. Bent on Satanism and drug dealing, he would do anything and use almost anyone to achieve his ends. Deceptive and cunning, Trigon was capable of subtly manipulating even the sharpest of minds into doing his bidding, like his minions for example. However, his friendship with Blanche was strong due to Blanche being a psychopathic freak of nature and having similar traits, and he'd accept most of Blanche's favors. He was freakishly large, too, being 7'4 and 321 lbs.. "Brodie's here!?" Brendan said. "Aqualad had described his looks to us, and Emerald said that he's your enemy," Nightwing said. "Let's rock 'n roll!" Emerald said, holding a Shotgun. Team Nightwing, except for Nightwing, who didn't have a firing weapon, opened fire while dashing forward, distracting the opposing team and killing a few grunts. Near Brodie, Brendan engaged in a combat fight with him. Instead of using her M249s against Din and Nayru, Farore used her Steel Baseball Bat. Candela and Blanche used their fighting techniques against Nightwing, but Nightwing used his spiky Bo Staff to retaliate. Emerald blasted Shotgun bullets towards several grunts' faces, Bumblebee aggressively stabbed, sliced, and killed a lot of weakling grunts, Drake, Mas y Menos, Aqaulad, Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus fought more grunts, and Speedy used his great and natural speed to toy with the slower and angry Trigon. Din hit Farore's right shoulder with her spiky rod, but Farore retaliated with a hard swing towards the forehead, knocking Din out. Then, Farore savagely pummeled Nayru. Nayru grabbed Din's unconscious body before running away, being afraid of Farore's rage. Nayru yelled, "RETREAT!", to her allies, and they did. Brendan, Bumblebee, and Emerald fired their weapons towards the opposing the group, but they only killed the grunts. "Our fight against them was short-lived. But we've managed to kill all of their lackeys," Nightwing said. "FUCK Din and Nayru! I didn't kill them, but I've hurt them so bad! That makes me feel a bit better!" Farore said. "The Shotgun's my second best friend! A shot towards an enemy's face is an automatic kill! Too bad I didn't get a chance to kill Nayru and Din," Emerald said. "I had dominated the fight against Brodie, even though he had struck me a few times," Brendan was shorter than Brodie, but Brendan's fighting skills were more superior than his rival's. "Humph! You guys are nothing compared to me! I've killed more, proving that I'm the earth's best warrior!" Bumblebee said. "Whatever, Bumblebee..." Brendan deadpanned. Total Kills: 200 Legit Kills: 1 (Nigel) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle Total money: $848,724.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 5 Chapter End Notes Who is Joseph Wilson/Madman? His true identity is related to the storyline, meaning that his missions aren't filler. He's a common character, too, not an OC. Also, I've slapped a few hints on who he really is. Like Teen Titans, Codename: Kids Next Door has an interesting love triangle pairing back in the old shipping days, aka the non-OMG THIS IS CANON/NON-CANON era (2004-2007). Although Numbah 5xNumbah 2 was popular (I like the shipping, too) Numbah 5xNumbah 1 was popular as well, and most shippers would make Numbah 1 break up with Lizzie to be with Numbah 5, (or other scenarios) even though Numbah 1 and Lizzie had broken up on the show. BTW, I fucking hate Lizzie. She's the worst Codename: Kids Next Door character ever, and she's synonymous with cancer. The storyline's getting more heated! ***** Chapter 6 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Ten: Mall Crisis ~ (Boss: Samus, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer) The hideout/3:36 p.m.... "Haha! I win again, dorks!" Speedy won his five consecutive card game against Aqualad, Farore, and Brendan; Mas y Menos and Emerald were watching it. "The hell with this game!" Farore ragequit, throwing five of her cards towards Speedy's face. "I can't take it anymore," Aqualad agreed to quit. "This game is too hard for me," Brendan quit, too. "Oh, cheer up, losers! At least you didn't put your stinkin' money on the line!" Speedy was being a dick again. *call* "Brendan, we're trapped in the girls' restroom!" Samus cried. "How!?" Brendan asked, rushing outside. "Trigon's weirdos are terrorizing and burning the mall! SAVE US!" Samus replied. After the brief conversation, Brendan stole someone's sports car, and he got a wanted level for his vital move. Thanks to the sports car's high horsepower, Brendan could get there in less than three minutes. Without a large amount of horsepower, however, it'd take eight to fifteen minutes to get there. Brendan made it under two minutes and six seconds, and the wanted level vanished. Inside the burning mall, Brendan murdered four satanic grunts with Body Armor. A grunt with Body Armor and an AK-47 shot Brendan eight times, but Brendan shot his head twice. Then, he took the dead grunt's slightly better weapon. Between the boys and girls restroom, Brendan added the Fire Extinguisher into his Lethal Weapon inventory. Brendan doused the fire, saving his female co-workers, for now. "We knew you'd save us, Brendan!" Female Wii Fit Trainer said, hugging Brendan. After the hugging, the girls followed Brendan. Five satanic grunts with Molotov Cocktails appeared, but Brendan dispatched them fast. Brendan collected the new weapon. A barrier of fire blocked the exit, but Brendan doused it. Out of the mall, Brendan murdered three satanic grunts and two of Nayru's male grunts near his stolen ride. In the car with the girls, Brendan headed straight to the hideout. However, four satanic grunts, five male Seasons grunts, and four female Ages grunts, all on motorcycles, began to pursue their enemies. "We've got company! One of you control the wheel, while I handle the targets!" Brendan said. "I'll control it!" Samus said. After stick half of his body out of the right-back window, Brendan hurled a Molotov Cocktail towards his enemies, burning and killing eight of them. Next, he killed his remaining targets, ending the brief pursuit. "We're home free, guys!" Brendan said. The hideout... "Our hero!" Zelda said. She, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer gave Brendan another triple kiss, making Farore a little jealous. Reward: $1,000 ~ Mission Eleven: Spoiled kitty ~ (Boss: Nightwing) 5:24 p.m.... *call* "Meet me near the beach. You know where," Nightwing said. ===============================================================================   Near the beach... "Look at her," Nightwing pointed at a vital target, who was making out with her partner half-naked. Before today, Nightwing never knew her presence in this city. "I hate her, and I want her dead." "Why do you hate her?" Brendan asked out of curiosity. "Reason number one: In mid-2002, I was forced into going out on a junior prom date with her, so that an important drug deal between her father and my old team could be finalized. My girlfriends weren't pleased with the decision. But lucky for us, her current boyfriend disrupted the date, and he gave her an expensive silver jewel to be with her again, thus ending the so call date. During the date, she was acting like a major spoiled brat, and she was taunting my girlfriends..." Nightwing replied. "That's sensible," Brendan said. "Reason number two: Her father's the founder of Cartoon Network, a dead channel," Nightwing added. "What's wrong with Cartoon Network?" Brendan asked. "During the old days, it used to air a variety of great shows. A notable show that everybody loved was Teen Giants (parody of Teen Titans), a show that aired from July 19, 1996 to September 15, 1999. I'm not a fan of the show and I don't watch much television, but I clearly understand the love and hatred for any show. Months later, Cartoon Network began to decline, disappointing their fans and airing shows that everybody hated. The hated shows lasted a little. However, Teen Giants Go!, a spin-off, aired on April 23, 2003. While I was pursuing an enemy throughout the world, I had learned that Teen Giants Go! was hated to the extreme and that the spoiled brat's father wanted more Teen Giants Go! seasons for years to come. Recently, Cartoon Network had confirmed that they'd shove Teen Giants Go! down people's throats next month, scheduling it like hell. They had done it before, but to a lesser extent," Nightwing replied. "So, what you're trying to make me do is to murder the founder of Cartoon Network?" Brendan asked. "Yes, but we'll have to make him come here. Then, we'll kill both," Nightwing replied. "I'll take you to the spoiled brat's drug palace." "What's her name?" Brendan asked. "Kitten (Teen Titans). Her boyfriend's name is Fang (Teen Titans)," Nightwing replied. As a teenager and now, all Kitten ever wanted was to be adored and lavished with attention and expensive gifts. She'd do anything to be better than everybody else, including making them jealous. Kitten was very materialistic, finding Fang's array of jewelry a true sign of his love for her. She was also a sore loser, eager for revenge on any who had "wronged" her. Kitten's chief redeeming trait was her love for her father, who'd shower her with material goods. Fang's a huge fan of spiders; his common attire was a spider mask. ===============================================================================   Near Kitten's mini-Drug Palace... "Let's do this!" Nightwing said. After going inside with Nightwing, Brendan murdered six of Kitten's grunts, and Nightwing murdered four with his signature weapon. On the next floor, Brendan continued his rampage, killing seven grunts in three rooms and impressing Nightwing. The final floor. Ten grunts with Body Armor and Mac-10s sounded fairly difficult, but Brendan killed every grunt with shots to the head and throat. "You've proven to be a worthy member, Brendan," Nightwing said. Reward: $4,000 ===============================================================================   5:59 p.m.... "MY CRACKHOUSE!" Kitten screamed loud; Fang was shocked, too. Now, she noticed a sticky note near her and her boyfriend. She picked it up. ""Dear Kitten, I, your old date from 2002, had set your palace into flames. Bring it on."," Kitten quoted. "ROOOOBBBBBIIIIINNNNNNN! I'LL KILL YOU!" Total Kills: 251 Legit Kills: 1 (Nigel) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail Total money: $853,724.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 6 Chapter End Notes Kitten is one of the antagonists, a story-related antagonist! And this is still the second saga, which is called the Trigon saga. The first saga is called the New Home saga. Like the previous GTA stories, ALL antagonists are story-related antagonists. As promised, I'll mock Teen Titans Go! like hell. IMO, I don't think it's one of the worst shows ever, but it's grossly overrated, and it's one of those try-hard comedy shows that tries to be super funny but fails at the end. It kinda reminds me of the failed Comedy Central animated/non-animated shows that tried really hard to compete with South Park. Those failed shows had lasted for one or two seasons. Oh, and the current Cartoon Network schedule is a DISGRACE, hence why I'm mocking it as well. ***** Chapter 7 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes The present... "Fuck Kitten!" Starfire (Teen Titans; human form) and Blackfire (Teen Titans; human form) said in unison. Despite her beauty, Starfire was very cheerful and sweet, yet somewhat naive and considerable insecure, but her naivete was not to be mistaken for stupidity. Overall, she was a weird individual, but Blackfire loved her regardless. Blackfire was cunning, deceitful, immoral, sadistic, and unremorseful, she loved having physical fights and gunfights with her enemies and playful sexual fights with Starfire, she had a very sarcastic sense of humor and always hurted her enemies' feelings, and she was quite vain and loved telling stories about her times with Starfire and herself. "Is Kitten hot, Brendan?" Ash asked. "Oh, for shit's sake!" Moon facepalmed. "She's not that good looking," Brendan replied, making Blackfire and Starfire smile. ===============================================================================   ~ Mission Twelve: Supercilious ~ (Boss: Bumblebee) GTA 6/The hideout/7:49 p.m.... "Yo, Brendan!" Bumblebee distracted Brendan. "Hang out with your girl!" "No thanks," Brendan said. "What's the matter? Are you too much of a pussy ass bitch to spend quality time with a real soldier? I'd heard about you being in the friggin' military for two years. Real soldiers don't reject favors from other real soldiers!" Bumblebee said. "Alright, fine..." Brendan agreed, even though he didn't feel like being around Bumblebee. "Where are we going?" "To my little place!" Bumblebee replied. ===============================================================================   The destination... "All I see is targets on walls..." Brendan didn't see anything else. "Equip your Handgun! Shoot every target under nine seconds!" Bumblebee said. After holding his Handgun, Brendan began the test. At the end, he shot all ten targets in eight seconds. That was impressive, but by the look on Bumblebee's face, she wasn't impressed, staying in-character. "Watch this, Brendan!" Bumblebee said, holding her own Handgun. Then, she hit every target under six seconds, stammering Brendan. "Remember when we had murdered our enemies at the beach? You scoring more kills than me was a fluke!" "It wasn't a fluke, Bumblebee," Brendan said. "What I say is the truth. Deal with it. Anyway, our next activity is bike racing!" Bumblebee said. ===============================================================================   Outside... "On your marks, get ready, get set, GO!" Bumblebee said. Bumblebee and Brendan pedaled their bikes, initiating the race. Like Bumblebee, Brendan was a professional cyclist. Prior to mission six, Brendan had dominated a bike race; his opponents in that race were amateurs. By the look on Brendan's face, he wanted to get this race over with, and he never wanted to hang around with Bumblebee during free time ever again. Like Farore, and other members, Bumblebee was Brendan's least favorite Team Nightwing member. ===============================================================================   Seven minutes and forty-nine seconds later... "I did it..." Brendan said, barely defeating Bumblebee in an insanely difficult race. Not only Bumblebee was a difficult opponent for Brendan, but he had to avoid lots of obstacles, and he had to watch out for gunfire from a few Ages, Seasons, and satanic grunts. He also had to hear Bumblebee's constant insults towards him and her generic arrogant lines. Brendan was sweating, but so was Bumblebee. "Guess where my permanent asterisk goes to? Our race! That means I win! I'm a better cyclist than you!" Bumblebee didn't want to admit defeat. "Whatever. Do whatever you want and leave me alone," Brendan didn't care. "One more thing, Brendan," Bumblebee said. "What is it, Bumblebee!?" Brendan asked, feeling exasperated like hell. "You're a cute guy," Bumblebee admitted; she always thought of Brendan as an attractive guy. "Fuck you," Brendan cursed, leaving Bumblebee behind. "I'm serious, Brendan!" Bumblebee said, but Brendan gave her the finger. "You have a cute butt!" ~ Mission Thirteen: Free gifts ~ (Boss: Madman) The hideout/10:31 p.m.... *call* "A crime scene is occurring near Barber-Boys. The victims? Two unfortunate businessmen, but I had nothing to do with it. Kill every crime scene investigator and law enforcement with a non-bullet weapon, steal the businessmen's enthralling items, and give the items to me," Madman said. "I haven't heard a mission like that before," Brendan said, going to the kitchen to get a Machete. ===============================================================================   Five minutes later... "Do it. I'll be watching," Madman was hiding near Brendan. After crossing the "Crime Scene Do Not Cross" tape, Brendan stabbed two officers under six seconds, getting two stars. Three CSIs became his next victims, but Brendan suffered minimal damage from a remaining officer's bullet. Brendan took more damage, but he murdered the last four cops afterwards, getting another star. Brendan collected the wallets from the dead businessmen before rushing towards Madman and giving the wallets to him. "Excellent, apprentice," Madman said, looking at the abundance of money and credit cards from both wallets. "You're on your own again," Madman then fled. More police arrived, but Brendan escaped in a vehicle, the same vehicle he had stolen five minutes ago, went to a pay 'n spray, and got his wanted level cleared. The mission was moderate overall, but Brendan thought it was more acceptable than Bumblebee's mission. Total Kills: 260 Legit Kills: 1 (Nigel) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete Total money: $853,424.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 7 Chapter End Notes June 10! That date will have tons of Graphic Violent Images, more than four missions, and many legit kills! That means the Trigon saga will be super wild the rest of the way. Brendan's trait towards Bumblebee! She's a super bitch, ain't she? Also, she's one of the several non-antagonists to act like a major pain in the ass towards a protagonist. BTW, I love StarfirexRobinxBlackfire, one of my favorite threesome pairings. ***** Chapter 8 ***** ~ Mission Fourteen: Operation: G.E.N.O.C.I.D.E. ~ (Boss: Madman) The hideout/7:31 a.m.... "Good morning, Brendan," Bumblebee said sweetly, going towards the kitchen fridge. "Piss off, Bumblebitch," Brendan said rudely, drinking a cup of hot coffee. "Nice one, Brendan," Farore said, reading a book while wearing reading glasses. "Why the language? All I said was good morning," Bumblebee said, grabbing three eggs and a group of four raw bacons. *call* "Thanks to your successful assassination mission, I'm a wanted man. But you, my apprentice, can change your targets' plans. You will see them fifteen blocks away from Aurora College," Madman said. ===============================================================================   Near Aurora College... "Too many..." Brendan didn't just see Abigail and Lizzie; Wallabee/Numbuh 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door), a super angry Kuki/Numbuh 3 (Codename: Kids Next Door), Rachel/Numbuh 362 (Codename: Kids Next Door), and lots of Rachel's OC grunts were here, too. Rachel was an inspiration childhood leader, and a lot of her common friends and her younger brother's future careers as criminals were successful; the only two exceptions were Nigel and Hoagie, both deceased. Wallabee and Kuki were married, and they were planning on having a baby next year. "You had commenced multiple genocides before, Brendan. Don't lose your confidence on genocide, or you'll unintentionally forget about revenge," Madman was disguised as a generic homeless bum. "You're right, Madman," Brendan agreed. Brendan threw a Molotov Cocktail towards the large group, and the explosive flame burned and killed eleven of the OCs. The survivors attacked Brendan simultaneously, but Brendan avoided their retaliation, hiding behind a bench. Brendan tossed another Molotov Cocktail. That blast killed the rest of the OCs, but Brendan got a wanted level for the mass murdering. Abigail, Lizzie, Kuki, Wallabee, and Rachel were the only ones left, but the latter three's surviving skills were great compared to the OCs. Near Brendan, Kuki scratched away 50% of Brendan's health with a Shotgun bullet, a bad sign for the protagonist. Brendan got hit by another Shotgun bullet, but Brendan rolled to his left to avoid the third bullet. Brendan fought back, planting five AK-47 bullets on Kuki's head and murdering her. Brendan made Wallabee ultra mad over Kuki's death. After grabbing Kuki's Shotgun, Brendan shot Wallabee's neck, murdering him in a gruesome way. Lizzie, Abigail, and Rachel drained Brendan's health fast, leaving his health hanging at 9%! Brendan shot back, killing Rachel. Brendan missed more Handgun bullets from Abigail and Lizzie. Close to his targets, Brendan wasted Lizzie, splattering lots of blood and gore. Brendan nearly got hit in the head by Abigail's Handgun bullet, then Brendan executed Abigail. "Filthy, Brendan," Madman said, walking away from Brendan. ~ Mission Fifteen: Quadruple trouble ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The hideout... "Where have you been, Brendan?" Farore asked, still reading the same book. "Close to Aurora College. I've wasted $300 afterwards," Brendan replied. "You're hurt, Brendan," Bumblebee noticed Brendan not looking so good. "Thanks for being a captain obvious," Brendan said. "I'll make you feel better," Bumblebee said. "Don't do it," Brendan didn't want Bumblebee to kiss him. "One little kiss won't hurt you," Bumblebee said. Brendan sighed. "Get it over with..." Brendan said, then Bumblebee gave him a sloppy kiss, stopping Farore from reading the book. The Teen Titans character grabbed Brendan's crotch as well, and that caused the jealous and mad Farore to storm out of the living room. Twenty-one seconds later, Bumblebee ended the kiss, and she let go of Brendan's crotch. "Did you like the kiss?" Bumblebee asked. "Kinda... You're still a cocky bitch," Brendan replied. "I refuse to go out of character!" Bumblebee said. "Then, why did you say "good morning" normally early this morning?" Brendan asked. "Because I like you!" Bumblebee replied. "Your overall character is weird," Brendan said. *call* "Snipers won't let me escape, Brendan, and I can't identify them!" Nightwing was hiding behind a small store's large garbage waste disposal. "Your location?" Brendan asked, quickly leaving the hideout. "Between Happy Convenience and Tax Time!" Nightwing replied. "Those places aren't too far from here," Brendan said, getting inside a car he had stolen during the previous mission. After driving towards Hot Chicken, a place that was twenty-two blocks away from Nightwing's location, Brendan got on its rooftop, then he held his Sniper Rifle. *call* "I'm close to you, Nightwing. I'm going to identify the snipers," Brendan then identified Candela and Blanche standing on Pharmacy Haven's rooftop. "I see the same unnamed women from that small war," Brendan then identified Kitten standing on Don't Choke On A Hotdog's rooftop. "Kitten's here!?" "They're all on the same side, but no worries. They still won't win the war," Nightwing said. "Is that all of them?" "Aqualad's with them, too!?" Brendan said; "Aqualad" stood on Canadian BBQ Heaven's rooftop. "Aqualad? A defector? No, that can't be right..." Nightwing didn't want to believe that Aqualad would betray the team. "Hold on a second, Nightwing!" Brendan then called Aqualad. "Where the heck are you, Aqualad?" Brendan asked, looking at "Aqualad". "Chillin' at the hideout's basement, my man," the real Aqualad replied. "Thanks for responding," Brendan then switched back to Nightwing's call. "Nightwing, that's not Aqualad. The real Aqualad is at home. The impostor is Brodie, a master of disguise, not just my rival." "Thank goodness. Distract attention. Then, I'll help you," Nightwing said. Brendan shot Brodie's arm, and Brodie fell off the rooftop. Kitten, Blanche, and Candela suddenly spotted Brendan, but Brendan hit Candela's midsection, lowering her health. Nightwing got out of hiding. Brendan hit Blanche next, then Candela three more times. But Kitten hit Nightwing. Nightwing got hit again, but Brendan hit Kitten's shooting arm. Kitten retreated, crying like a whiny brat. Brodie retreated with her. Blanche threw a Stun Grenade, the usual Grenade, and a Smoke Grenade towards Brendan, but Brendan forced himself into falling off the rooftop, avoiding the multiple explosions. Candela and Blanche both fled because of Candela's low health. "I don't hear another bullet. They've either fled or died," Nightwing said. "I don't see either of our enemies," Brendan said, looking at the same spots his enemies had previously stood on. "I'll go home and heal. You deserve this big paycheck for saving my life," Nightwing said. Reward: $5,000 Total Kills: 285 Legit Kills: 6 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun Total money: $858,124.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 8 ***** Chapter 9 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Sixteen: Capturing an enemy ~ (Boss: Bumblebee, Farore, and Emerald) A mile away from the hideout/9:21 a.m.... "Hey, wait up!" Bumblebee yelled, rushing towards her teammates. "Oh, great," Brendan stopped with Farore and Emerald. They turned around, and Bumblebee stopped running. "Where are you three going?" Bumblebee asked. "We're just searching for our enemies," Brendan replied. "It'd be best if you don't tag along with us," Farore said. ""I'm better than all of you!" "Don't tell me what to do!" "I'm invulnerable to anything!" "If you beat me in a challenge, I'll still win because you're below me!" "I'm the cockiest person in the world, and I'm not ashamed of it!"" Emerald mocked Bumblebee's main trait, making Farore and Brendan laugh out loud. "Mock and laugh at me all you want, guys, but at the end of the day, I win!" Bumblebee said, and Farore and Brendan stopped laughing. "You're the most predictable person I've ever met in my life, Bumblebee," Brendan said. After turning back around, he noticed Fang, two Ages grunts, and one satanic grunt entering Hardcore Jewelry. "I see Fang and a few grunts!" Brendan then held his Handgun. "Don't kill Fang, Brendan. Kidnap him instead," Bumblebee suggested. "Sounds like a good plan, Bumblebee," Brendan agreed. "Thanks, sweetie," Bumblebee smiled at Brendan, but Farore glared at her. Inside, Brendan murdered all grunts, causing Fang to flee, civilians to duck and cry, and a wanted level to appear on top of him. Brendan and his co-workers chased Fang outside of Hardcore Jewelry. Eight seconds later, however, Bumblebee tackled him, and she slammed his head against the sidewalk concrete twelve times. Bumblebee, Brendan, and Farore carried the insensible Fang to a car, and Emerald stalled the police by shooting their tires. Brendan drove away with Bumblebee, Farore, Emerald, and the unconscious Fang, but he got a second wanted level. More cops chased the gang, but Bumblebee and Farore took care of them with their high-powered weapons. After Brendan got his color changed, the pursuit ended. ~ Mission Seventeen: Fang's fate ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The hideout's basement/9:58 a.m.... "Ugh... My head..." Fang woke up, still feeling pain from his head. Then, he saw himself tied to a chair, and a place he hadn't seen before. "W-Where am I!?" Fang stuttered in fear. "Remember me?" Nightwing revealed himself to Fang; Brendan stood by his side. "R-R-Robin!?" Fang stuttered again, peeing on himself. His phone rang for the second time; Nightwing had texted Kitten a couple of times while pretending to be Fang. Nightwing answered the call. "Fang's captured, Kitten," Nightwing said. "YOU MEAN YOU WERE THE ONE TEXTING AND NOT MY FANG!? I HATE YOU SO MUCH, ROBIN! LET MY FANG GO!" Kitten cried loud. "No can do, Kitten," Nightwing said. After ending the call, he stomped on the phone several times, destroying it. Then, he glanced at Fang. "I know your father-in-law, the founder of Cartoon Network, is here, and I know Kitten have sided with Brodie, Trigon, Din, and Nayru," Nightwing then described Candela and Blanche's appearances. "Those women. Who are they?" "I can't tell you!" Fang replied. "Do it, Brendan," Nightwing said. "W-Wait!" Fang cried, but Brendan stabbed Fang's right leg seven times with the Machete, and Fang hollered in a lot of pain. "It's not that hard to act smart, Fang," Nightwing said. "O-Okay! Candela's the black chick, and Blanche's the white chick! Candela's been under Unova's FBI radar for ten years, being a wanted criminal! She's a former police officer, too! And Blanche's a cannibal! Blanche was originally supposed to die with her cult family during a SWAT raid, but she didn't, and she ate all of her family member's flesh to feel more alive!" Fang replied. "Besides them and your father-in-law, are there more reinforcements?" Nightwing asked. "J-J-J-Just let me g-g-go, p-p-please!" Fang didn't reply. "Again, Brendan," Nightwing commanded. "N-" Fang got cut off, getting sliced in different areas, even the cheek. Then, Brendan chopped off his legs. "I'LL SPIT IT OUT!" Fang screamed, but he was obviously finished. "Then, do it," Nightwing said. "THE CREATOR, DEVELOPERS, AND WRITERS OF TEEN GIANTS GO! ARE ALL HERE! THE DIRECTORS OF POWERBLAST GIRLS 2010 (parody of Powerpuff Girls 2016) ARE HERE, TOO!" Fang screamed again. "Powerblast girls 2010? Now, I remember. Two weeks ago, I had read an article about the developers attacking critics for criticizing their excessively hated show," Nightwing said. "The show sounds like a reboot," Brendan said. "It is. The same critics and many others said that the original version was infinite times better," Nightwing said. "FREE ME! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Fang kept screaming. "Put Fang out of his misery, Brendan!" Nightwing ordered. "Yes, boss Nightwing!" Brendan agreed, then Brendan murdered Fang in a graphic and terrifying way, stabbing his eyes, chopping off his arms, slashing his throat, and cutting his midsection to reveal some of his intestines. "Take a picture of the corpse and send it to Kitten," Nightwing said, then he told Brendan Kitten's number. Brendan took the picture. Next, he send it to Kitten. Twenty-three later, Brendan got a reply from Kitten. Kitten texted, "I'LL MURDER YOU ALL! I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!". "Dispose the corpse into the ocean," Nightwing said. ===============================================================================   Outside/While driving... "Just like the movies, and some of the Grand Theft Auto games!" Farore was the only co-worker in the car with Brendan. "True," Brendan agreed. "By the way, why are you reading books? Do you have a thing for them?" "Reading a book is one of my favorite hobbies! Oh, and I used to be one of London's librarians between 1999 and 2009!" Farore replied. "Not to be disrespectful, but how old are you?" Brendan asked. "Thirty-four! And asking me about my age isn't disrespectful! Hell, you can ask me anything!" Farore replied. "How old are Din and Nayru?" Brendan asked. "Thirty-seven and Thirty-six," Farore replied. "You guys look mighty young despite your age," Brendan said. "Well, it's obvious that God didn't create all humans equally. Some older people look young, some young people look older, that's how the world goes," Farore said. After getting close to the ocean, Brendan and Farore exited the car fast, and the car went into the ocean. The two then watched it sink. After that part, Farore held Brendan's right hand, blushing. "Mind if we walk back to the hideout like this?" Farore asked. "Sure," Brendan replied. Total Kills: 289 Legit Kills: 7 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Fang) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun Total money: $857,824.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 9 Chapter End Notes That torture scene, and Fang's death, is one of the darkest GTA: Pokemon scenes ever. Again, GTA 6 is the fifth darkest story, but I'll add more terrifying dark scenes in later chapters. BTW, the other reinforcements are common characters, too, not OCs. ***** Chapter 10 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Eighteen: Kitten's father and others ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The hideout... "Humph," Bumblebee was seeing Brendan and Farore holding each other's hands, and she was sitting on a blue, comfortable couch; she had a jealous look on her face. "That was a fun walk, Brendan!" Farore said, giving Bumblebee that "Aha, I'm holding Brendan's hand and you're not!" look. "It sure was," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   The hideout's basement... *call* "Have you detected anything vital, Drake?" Nightwing asked, watching Mas y Menos, Aqualad, and Speedy cleaning up the basement. "Kitten, her father, Trigon, Din, Nayru, Brodie, and suspicious looking people are having a meeting at Rough Trail, and their guards are guarding them," Drake replied, standing far away from the opposing teams. "Brendan will meet with you in a few minutes," Nightwing said. "Don't move a muscle!" a female Seasons grunt said, having her AK-47 next to Drake's head. "Crap, I'm busted!" Drake didn't expect a grunt to be behind him. "Brendan!" Nightwing yelled, getting out of the basement fast. "Are you here, Brendan!?" Nightwing continued. "I'm in the living room!" Brendan replied, and Nightwing entered it. "Drake's in trouble, Brendan! Rough Trail's his location!" Nightwing informed. "I'm borrowing your motorcycle, Bumblebee!" Brendan said, leaving the hideout. "I don't mind, sweetie-pie!" Bumblebee said. Farore gave her a mean look. Brendan hopped on the motorcycle, then he went south. Traffic was typically low between 6:55 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., and it'd take a minute to get to the trail. But that wouldn't help Brendan, Drake, and Team Nightwing because Kitten had promised the team that she'd murder them all for murdering Fang. At the trail, Brendan triggered his AK-47, stopping Kitten from trying to execute Drake and getting attention. Drake sprinted towards Brendan. Almost every target shot at Brendan and Drake, but their enemies escaped with the motorcycle. The crying Kitten and her father, Killer Moth (Teen Titans), didn't fire because Kitten was shot. Instead, they ran. Not only was Killer Moth Cartoon Network's distasteful founder, but he was a scientist specialist in genetics and bio-engineering who was capable of breeding, and cloning insects illegally. In relation, moths were his most-loved insects. He loved wearing his large Venomoth-skin costumes, and all of his grunts wore smaller Venomoth-skin costumes. He had a soft spot for Kitten, treating her like a genuine daughter. "Seriously, I thought I'd never get caught by one of them!" Drake said. "It's not your fault," Brendan wasn't blaming Drake for getting caught. "Take me back to the hideout. I need my Rocket Launcher and Body Armor," Drake said. ~ Mission Nineteen: Sweet treasure: ~ (Boss: Samus, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer) Near the hideout... *call* "Brendan, we've discovered our enemies large treasure!" Samus then told Brendan the address of the hideout. "Be sure to bring a semi-truck!" After parking Bumblebee's motorcycle, Brendan walked on the streets, looking for a regular vehicle to steal. With one, he could search for a semi-truck much faster. Brendan stole a van, then he went west. Thirty-three seconds later, Brendan blocked a semi-truck. Brendan threw the owner of the semi-truck out of it, but that small crime costed him a star. However, Brendan grabbed a police bribe near a large library. ===============================================================================   The destination... "Those are a lot of kills!" Brendan was seeing a bunch of dead grunts near the three lesbians. "They're weak compared to us!" Zelda had scored the least kills. "Their treasure's in the back!" Female Wii Fit trainer said, going to the back with her girls. ===============================================================================   Two minutes and fifty-six seconds later... "And that is that!" Samus said, closing the back of the semi-truck. Then, she, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer got in. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?" Din yelled, arriving with Nayru and their grunts. "We're taking the drugs away from you bitches!" Brendan replied, getting on top of the truck. "The hell you won't!" Nayru yelled. Samus, the one behind the wheel, took off, and Brendan unleashed bullets from his strongest firearm. Din, Nayru, and several grunts got hurt, but the others died. The surviving grunts then used their own vehicles to go after Team Nightwing, but Din and Nayru went elsewhere. With the Shotgun in his hands, Brendan decimated the vehicles one by one, making the mission not challenging. ===============================================================================   Near the hideout... "What's in the semi-truck?" Nightwing asked, exiting the hideout with his other employees. "Drugs!" Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer replied in unison, getting out of the semi-truck. Brendan opened the back of the semi-truck, then Nightwing, Mas Y Menos, Speedy, Aqualad, Farore, Emerald, and Bumblebee gasped at the same time. "Keep or sell, Nightwing?" Brendan asked. "Drake will sell half of the drugs later today," Nightwing replied. "Where is Drake?" Samus asked. "He's out searching for our enemies again," Nightwing replied. "I need something to drink. I'm thirsty," Brendan said. "Here ya go!" Bumblebee said, giving Brendan a water bottle. "I needed that," Brendan said, being a little nice to Bumblebee. "Bitch..." Farore said softly, heading back inside. Total Kills: 300 Legit Kills: 7 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Fang) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun Total money: $857,824.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 10 Chapter End Notes The Trigon saga is almost done! The next saga will revolve around two characters from that one and done, aka Season 1 only, show on Adult Swim I've mentioned, even though I haven't really mentioned the name of it. Other one and done anime shows had aired on Adult Swim before, and one of those shows were Kill La Kill. The Kill La Kill characters were heavily revolved around GTA 2 and 5, with five characters being GTA 2 antagonists and one being a super vicious GTA 5 antagonist. BTW, the next saga is heavily story-related. ***** Chapter 11 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Twenty: Scary Mayhem ~ (Boss: Drake) Outside the hideout/10:49 a.m.... "Brendan, have you been noticing that Farore and Bumblebee are quietly fighting over you?" Emerald asked, sitting next to Brendan. "No, but they shouldn't be. I don't like Bumblebee, even though she's cute. Farore's cute, too, and she's a good friend, but I'm not the type of person that wants to be in a committed relationship," Brendan replied. "You're a lucky bastard regardless. I wish a couple of girls would fight over me..." Emerald said. *call* "Satanic freaks are all over the place! I can't fight these mentally unstable psychos on my own! I'm near Don't Choke on A Hotdog!" Drake said, hiding below a van. "Hang on tight, man!" Brendan said, going to the right direction. "If I spot any of our enemies, I'll call you!" Emerald said, going to another direction. Brendan took someone's fast ride. Brendan kept driving in the same direction until he saw tons of satanic grunts attacking different business. Brendan ran over nine grunts. Trigon, who was obviously responsible for the mayhem, fired a Rocket Launcher missile towards Brendan, but Brendan barely evaded the missile. Brendan got out of the car fast, then he dodged the exploding car. Drake aided Brendan, blowing up several grunts. Brendan planted five Mac-10 bullets on Trigon, but Trigon attempted to retaliate by firing another missile. Both Brendan and Drake avoided the powerful missile, and the missile hit a poor and innocent civilian instead. "SATANISM RULES ALL!" Trigon yelled, firing another missile. Trigon's enemies eluded his missile again. Wanting this to end already, Brendan equipped his Shotgun while heading towards Trigon. Brendan shot Trigon in close range, lowering a lot of his enemy's health. Drake handled more grunts. Brendan hit the tall antagonist two more times, almost killing him. Blanche and Candela unexpectedly interfered, hitting Brendan with AK-47 bullets and allowing Trigon to escape. Brendan counterattacked, draining the GTA 5 antagonists' health bars so fast. Candela got hit with another Shotgun bullet, nearly going to the afterlife. But a satanic grunt activated a Smoke Grenade towards Brendan, enabling the GTA 5 antagonists to flee from the GTA 6 protagonist. Drake killed the same grunt with a different weapon. Then, the duo slaughtered the rest. "We didn't kill our top enemies, but at least we've killed a large number of grunts," Brendan said. "I'll keep searching for those losers, Brendan! I suggest you heal before doing your next mission!" Drake said, heading somewhere. *call* "The directors of Powerblast Girls 2010 and their bodyguards are spotted near that familiar hospital, Brendan! Each and every one of them don't look like real threats!" Emerald said. "Don't underestimate their appearances, Emerald. They might go full-mental on us, who knows," Brendan said. ~ Mission Twenty-One: Powerblast Girls 2010 friggin' sucks! ~ (Boss: Emerald) Near the hospital... "You are all dead, directors!" Brendan yelled; he had purchased a $500 Body Armor from They Ain't Illegal and eaten free cooked pizzas from a pizza stand. The directors and their grunts looked at Brendan and Emerald. The directors' names were Bruce (Codename: Kids Next Door), David (Codename: Kids Next Door), Lenny (Codename: Kids Next Door), Constance (Codename: Kids Next Door), and Ashley (Codename: Kids Next Door; as she as referred to by Codename: Kids Next Door fans), emotionless and creepy individuals. During childhood, Rachel and her childhood friends had always referred to the five as the "Delightful Children From Down The Lane" because of their snobbish, conceited, "perfectly behaved", and wannabe adult-like behavior. The common five targets were one single being; they'd speak in perfect synchronization and stand together in group formation most of the time. However, they'd rarely become disoriented and briefly cease their synchronization with each other. "Why piss off critics and fans of the original Powerblast Girls show?" Brendan asked. "The money. We didn't care about improving the show and the original creator's legacy of the original Powerblast Girls. They, the critics, and the fans of the original show can all go to hell. HAIL KILLER MOTH AND CARTOON NETWORK!" Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley replied in unison. After that disgusting reply, Emerald wiped out the grunts without getting hurt, and Brendan took out the common Codename: Kids Next Door characters on his own. Despite the targets outnumbering Brendan and Emerald, they were a complete joke. "I was right all along!" Emerald said. "They were weak after all. Poor idiots," Brendan said. Total Kills: 313 Legit Kills: 12 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Fang) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun Total money: $857,324.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 11 Chapter End Notes FUCK those Delightful Children From Down The Lane Codename: Kids Next Door characters. I've ALWAYS hated those creepy fucks. Also, isn't it funny that Codename: Kids Next Door characters are dominating the Legit Kills list as of now? This is a Pokemon/Teen Titans/Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and Ages/One and done anime show crossover fic., and none of the Codename: Kids Next Door characters are antagonists. In order for GTA: Pokemon (1-8) to be a crossover fic, a non-common Pokemon character MUST be a troubling antagonist towards the protagonist, a Pokemon character like Ash and Red, but all non-common Pokemon characters aren't final antagonists. For example, Pokemon/Kill La Kill/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Final Fantasy VII/Super Mario Bros. series/Legend of Korra is a GTA 2: Pokemon crossover fic, Pokemon/The Cluefinders is a GTA 3: Pokemon crossover fic, Pokemon/Sailor Moon/Ronin Warriors is a GTA 4: Pokemon crossover fic, Pokemon/Kill La Kill/Dragon Ball series/ Overwatch/Brave Fencer Musashi is a GTA 5: Pokemon crossover fic, and Pokemon/popular T rated Rockstar game is a GTA 7: Pokemon crossover fic. GTA 1 has three Drawn Together antagonists, but a permanent asterisk is stuck on those Drawn Together characters because all GTA: Pokemon protagonists, all Pokemon and non-Pokemon antagonists (except for three Pokemon antagonists, who had previously treated the three Drawn Together antagonists like rape victims), and all minor/supporting Pokemon and non-Pokemon characters HATE their friggin' guts to the EXTREME. Note that the Super Mario Bros. series antagonist, Legend of Korra antagonists, Sailor Moon antagonists, and The Cluefinders antagonists have sided with the protagonist in GTA 5, which means that they're currently on her bosses' powerful team aka Team Valerie and Olympia. ***** Chapter 12 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Twenty-Two: Teen Giants GO! friggin' sucks ~ (Boss: Drake) *call* "You've gotta see this scene close to Taco Bell, Brendan!" Drake was seeing a protest from angry Teen Giants GO! haters; grunts were protecting the creator, developers, and writers. "I've already called Nightwing about it! "I'm hearing chants from the background!" Brendan said, going to the scene. "I'll give you another call as soon as possible, Brendan!" Emerald said. ===============================================================================   Near Taco Bell... "BAN TEEN GIANTS GO!! BAN TEEN GIANTS GO!!" the angry protesters shouted in unison. "NEVER!" The Brain (Teen Titans; human form), the creator, shouted back, being protected by the grunts; Monsieur Mallah (Teen Titans; human form), Madame Rouge (Teen Titans), General Immortus (Teen Titans), the directors, Mammoth (Teen Titans), and Gizmo (Teen Titans), the writers, stood behind the grunts, too. A long time ago, The Brain nearly died from a sabotaged lab explosion, leaving his brain permanently visible. His special life-container jar, which was created by him, around his face and brain was the only way to keep him alive. If it were to be taken off, he'd die. Monsieur Mallah, a close friend of The Brain, was shaped like a gorilla, he'd do similar traits like a generic gorilla, his favorite animal, his IQ level was almost as high as The Brain's, and he possessed natural strength and stamina. General Immortus, a former Nazi soldier from World War II, was one-hundred years old, he had cheated death countless times, he was smart as well, he was a master tactician, and he had thought about himself as an immortal being despite being currently shielded by the grunts. Madame Rouge was one of the most ruthless and sadistic characters ever. She was very arrogant, too, believing herself to be superior over her opponents and other drug dealers. Rouge despised children as well. However, she was the one that came up with the idea of creating the critically acclaimed Teen Giants and the negatively received Teen Giants GO! on television, wanting more money. Due to her extreme arrogance, she was snotty and quite a snob which matched her stereotypical French accent. Like some characters, Mammoth, a powerhouse human with a perpetual appetite, and Gizmo, a midget with a nasty attitude to most things and an expert of technology, knew Nightwing as well. Mammoth and Gizmo had befriend a skinny woman named Jinx (Teen Titans) in 2001, but their friendship dropped in 2003 because one of Nightwing's male friends, Cyborg (Teen Titans; human form, and a speed-loving guy, Kid Flash (Teen Titans), began to fight over her. During Team Giants GO! inauguration, The Brain hired Mammoth and Gizmo, who was seeking other ways to get more money, too, as professional writers, but Madame Rouge argued that the writing shouldn't be in a professional level for Teen Giants GO!, due to the show's focus on sheer stupidity, immaturity, and, comedy. "Guards!" Nightwing spoke to the guards; Brendan was by his side and Drake was on Taco Bell's rooftop. "Let us talk to him. We're not armed." Agreeing with Nightwing, the guards let him and Brendan get towards the six Teen Titans characters, and the protesters stopped shouting. Brendan and Nightwing weren't intimidated. The Brain, Immortus, Mammoth, Gizmo, and Mallah glared at the two, but Madame Rouge gave Brendan a freaky smile, thinking of him as an attractive sex partner. "Are you a miserable Teen Giants fan, too, Robin?" The Brain asked. "No, but I find that statement hypocritical. Teen Giants GO! is synonymous with miserable. Fact," Nightwing replied. "Those miserable Teen Giants fans are as pathetic as the moronic kids that continues to give Teen Giants GO! views and money! Stupid piss-ant brats!" Madame Rouge said. "They're not miserable! I'm not a fan of the original show, and I'm not a fan of television shows in general, but calling them miserable and pathetic is stupid. All the fans, and critics, want is good improvement. Teen Giants' a childhood and entertaining show to those people. You all have failed to let Teen Giants' GO! carry the good torch for the weakened Cartoon Network. Had Killer Moth and you guys made Teen Titans GO! into a super-credible show, today's Cartoon Network would be relevant like the old days, and terrible shows like the rebooted Powerblast Girls wouldn't exist. Calling kids moronic doesn't help your argument, too," Nightwing said. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Robin, siding with the wrong people! The stupid fans and critics deserve to get shitted on by Teen Giants GO!! We could care less about their precious little feelings! Remember "The Return of Saxon" (parody of The Return of Slade from Teen Titans Go!)!? It was fun mocking the hell out of those fuckers! Teen Giants GO! fans are idiots, too, wasting their time defending the show like idiotic fanboys! TEEN GIANTS GO! WILL DOMINATE CARTOON NETWORK'S SCHEDULE UNTIL THE END OF TIME, AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Madame Rouge said. "NOW, DRAKE!" Nightwing shouted. Drake blasted the grunts with one missile, murdering most of them and startling the common enemies. The protesters killed the surviving grunts. Brendan eliminated their hated targets, eradicating Teen Giants' GO!. "Rest in piss, morons," Nightwing said. ~ Mission Twenty-Three: Fire-type weakness ~ (Boss: Emerald) *call* "Killer Moth and his dudes are having a lunch break at Mcdonalds, bud," Emerald wasn't joking; Killer Moth and his army were hungry. "I'll get a Flamethrower first," Brendan said. "Why a Flamethrower?" Emerald asked. "Bugs are prone to fire. I've got Molotov Cocktails, I know, but I wanna try something new against our foes," Brendan replied. ===============================================================================   At Mcdonalds... "HEY, KILLER MOTH!" Brendan distracted Killer Moth, his grunts, and everybody else. "EAT THIS!" Brendan then attacked Killer Moth and several grunts with the $50,000 Flamethrower, making them scream in pain. Normal people escaped fast, and Emerald remained inside. Brendan targeted the others, frying them. After eliminating all enemies and Cartoon Network as a whole, Brendan left with Emerald. *call* "Killer Moth's liquidated, Nightwing," Brendan said. "Good job, Brendan. Kitten and the others are the only ones left," Nightwing said. "Speaking of which, I'll call her right now," Brendan said. *another call* "Your father's dead, Kitten!" Brendan informed. "MY DADDY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kitten cried; the reason she didn't stay with Killer Moth was because she had to heal at Nayru and Din's undiscovered hideout. "YOU AND ROBIN ARE THE WORST, BRENDAN!" Kitten cried more. "Oh, shut up, brat," Brendan said, then he hung up. Total Kills: 340 Legit Kills: 19 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang and Killer Moth) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower Total money: $807,324.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 12 Chapter End Notes "Bugs are prone/weak to fire!" Yeah, I had to make that Pokemon reference, due to Venomoth's weakness to Fire-type moves. Mammoth and Gizmo were originally supposed to be antagonists, but Kitten and Killer Moth replaced their roles. The Brotherhood of Evil? I like them as Teen Titans villains, especially Madame Rouge, but I like Trigon more as a villain than them. BTW, Madame Rouge's hot and sexy. I'll mock Teen Titans GO! a few more times. ***** Chapter 13 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes Eight minutes later/While walking alone... *call* "Have you finished your quest of revenge yet, Brendan?" Madman asked. "I'm almost done," Brendan replied. "When you're done, rendezvous with me at the pay 'n spray at 10: 50 p.m., the one close to our first encounter. The mission is a Cartoon Network-related mission," Madman said. "A cartoon network-related mission? I just decimated Killer Moth," Brendan said. "Killer Moth's death doesn't eradicate Cartoon Network completely. You'll have to gain unauthorized access to Turner Broadcasting System's data. Turner Broadcasting System is one of Cartoon Network's products," Madman said. "Hacking? I don't know how to hack. A co-worker of mine should help me. She's smart," Brendan said. "After the rendezvous, I'll explain other details about the mission," Madman said. ~ Mission Twenty-Four: The whining ends ~ (Boss: Nightwing) *another call* "Nightwi- What, am I hearing shouting and screaming? Sounds like Kitten's voice," Brendan said. "Kitten was captured by Bumblebee, Farore, and Aqualad moments ago," Nightwing said. "That fast? I'd spoken to her minutes ago," Brendan said. "I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BRUNG MY COMRADES WITH ME!" Kitten screamed. After her small phone conversation with Brendan, she had decided not to rest more and find and kill Brendan alone, which was arguably the dumbest decision she ever made in her life. "Minus Emerald and Drake, we're all waiting for you at the usual place," Nightwing said. ===============================================================================   Near the hideout... "BRENDAN, YOU ASS!" Kitten shouted at Brendan, then Brendan put the tip of his AK-47 next to Kitten's head. "Enjoy your everlasting vacation in hell, Kitten," Nightwing said, then he and Brendan executed Kitten. "The brat isn't sleeping with the fishes. She'll get crushed instead. "Brendan. Go to the junkyard with Bumblebee. The others will clean up the brat's mess." "Damn it, Nightwing..." Farore thought, giving Bumblebee a mean look. "You're not coming with us, Farore," Bumblebee thought, smirking at Farore. ===============================================================================   In a car... "I hope you don't mind doing small favor for me later tonight," Brendan said. "I'll accept ANY favor from you, Brendan," Bumblebee said in a seductive tone, smiling at Brendan. "Except for that!" Brendan declined sex, but Bumblebee kept smiling at him. "Anyway, the favor is about hacking. That's it." "I haven't hacked in a long time! I'll accept it!" Bumblebee said. "What was the last time you had hacked something?" Brendan asked. "May 11, 1993. As a ten-year old college student at University of San Francisco, I was picked on by a few older college students, but I got the last laugh by hacking into their computer data and AOL accounts, getting them into deep trouble with the government and law," Bumblebee replied. "Sentences?" Brendan asked. "Each had sixty-five years in prison for illegal pornography, document theft, and fraudulent," Bumblebee replied. "That's harsh," Brendan said. "Why say that?" Bumblebee asked. "I'm saying it in a surprising way, not a "I feel bad for them." way," Brendan replied. "Oh! Yeah, sixty-five sounds harsh. They deserved it," Bumblebee said. ===============================================================================   At the junkyard... "Park it above the crane," Bumblebee said. Brendan did it. "Now, we leave," Bumblebee said. She and Brendan left the car. The two then watched the crane lift the car. Ten seconds later, the crane dropped the car inside the crusher, and the car compacted. "That was lovely!" ~ Mission Twenty-Five: Payback time! ~ (Boss: Emerald) *call* "Amazin' Fireworks, Brendan! Man, they're so MANY of them! I've called Nightwing about the location!" Emerald said. "We'll be there in a hurry, buddy!" Brendan said, running out of the junkyard with Bumblebee. After leaving it, Brendan and Bumblebee stole a motorcycle from a guy who was about to get rid of it. Then, they headed to Amazin' Fireworks, a few blocks away from Roller World. There, the duo hopped off the motorcycle, and the motorcycle hit two male Ages grunts, killing both men. "I took this out of Amazin' Fireworks! Keep it!" Emerald said, giving Brendan a free Rocket Launcher. Then, he, Farore, Mas Y Menos, Nightwing, Bumblebee, Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Speedy rushed closer to their targets before attacking them like crazy. Brendan joined, frying six satanic grunts and three female Seasons grunts. Drake and Zelda were the only two firing on top of Gamestop's rooftop. "STUPID WEAKLINGS!" Trigon shouted, seeing most of his grunts and Din and Nayru's grunts getting killed; Din, Nayru, Brodie, Candela, and Blanche fled after getting hurt a lot. Trigon fired two missiles, but everybody dodged them. Brendan fired a Shotgun bullet against Trigon's mask, breaking it off and revealing Trigon's real face, a demonic looking face. Brendan then shot Trigon's face twice, murdering the big antagonist. "They're getting away!" Farore noticed Din, Nayru, Brodie, Candela, and Blanche running away. "I'll kill them!" Brendan said. The antagonists entered Amazin' Fireworks. Brendan held his Rocket Launcher. He launched one missile, and the missile hit several explosives, exploding the business. "Revenge is sweet!" Emerald said. "It's over," Brendan said, and Zelda and Drake joined their gang. "It is. Thank friggin' God that Din and Nayru are both DEAD! D-E-A-D, DEAD!" Farore said. "Great job, gang, especially you, Brendan. Despite Din, Nayru, and Trigon throwing lots of their gang members at us, we didn't give up, and neither of us didn't die," Nightwing said. "Brendan!? I had the most kills, not him!" Bumblebee yelled. "Sounds like a load of sand is still stuck inside a cocky person's filthy vagina," Speedy teased, and everybody laughed at Bumblebee. "That's right, keep laughing! It doesn't stop me from being better than all of you!" Bumblebee said. ===============================================================================   The hideout/4:05 p.m.... *call* "Brodie, Din, and I are alive, Brendan," Nayru sang, riding on an airplane with Din and Brodie. "ALIVE!?" Brendan's loud voice's caused attention. Then, he put his phone on speaker so everybody could hear Nayru's voice. "How did you three survive the explosion!?" "We've barely escaped, but Blanche and Candela? We're not sure. They could be dead," Nayru replied; Blanche and Candela weren't dead, and they had planned on leaving Yellowknife for good. "Nayru and I had agreed to hide and train with Brodie. But two childhood friends of ours and their gangs will replace us until we come back. They should arrive in Yellowknife tomorrow," Din said. "Friendly reminder: They're more serious than us! Good luck!" Nayru said. "Brendan! I want you dead as much as Din and Nayru do, but hiding and training shouldn't hurt a bit! When we come back, I'll use the girls' money to defeat you and Team Nightwing! It won't be pretty!" Brodie said. *end call* "Damn!" Farore cursed. "Unfortunately, we have new enemies, but as long as we work together like a real team, we will beat them," Nightwing said. "Who are their childhood friends, Farore?" Brendan asked. "I do not know. They have a lot of childhood friends," Farore replied. Total Kills: 357 Legit Kills: 21 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher Total money: $807,324.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 13 Chapter End Notes I'll reveal the saga's name after introducing the characters from that one and done anime show. New antagonists will appear, too! Also, this isn't the only GTA story where non-Pokemon antagonists outnumber Pokemon antagonists; GTA 2, GTA 4, and GTA 5 fit the same category. ***** Chapter 14 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes Outside the airport/5:56 p.m.... "C'mon, Hatchin (Michiko & Hatchin), you slowpoke!" Michiko (Michiko & Hatchin) said, running out of the airport. "I'm right behind you, Michiko!" Hatchin said, following Michiko while holding her one-year old baby (Michiko & Hatchin) on a baby carriage. Michiko and Hatchin had known each other a long time ago. Before seeing Michiko for the first time, Hatchin had suffered years of being in an abusive foster home, and as for Michiko herself, she had served twelve years in a high-security pound before successfully breaking out of it. A year ago, the two had reunited, after ten years of not seeing each other. Hana's relationship with Michiko was rather complicated at first, due to their clashing personalities. But in time the two drew closer to one another in their adventures. Before the two had reunited, Michiko left Hatchin in Hiroshi's (Michiko & Hatchin), whose fate was unknown, custody and declared that she was going to return to jail to serve out the rest of her sentence, and Hatchin was deeply saddened that they had to part ways. Seconds after they had reunited, they embraced. And two months before coming here with the baby, the girls had done something special towards each other. A strange looking woman with normal clothes, a brown hat, and black sunglasses followed them. She had known Michiko since childhood, and she was different from her. She was a former police officer, and she used to have large hair. Her stalking the trio all started when she was on vacation six months ago, and she quit her job because of it. She wasn't just a stalker; she was secretly in love with Michiko, and it all started since childhood. She even had a collection of Michiko-related photos. ===============================================================================   Outside the hideout/7:47 p.m.... "We're new here!" Michiko distracted Farore, Brendan, Aqualad, Speedy, Nightwing, Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer. "Mind if we crash at y'all place? We ain't goin' to no hotel." "If you and your friend agree to work for me, yes," Nightwing replied. "Deal!" Michiko and Hatchin said in unison. "What kind of shit y'all do?" Michiko asked. "Criminal activities," Nightwing said. "My kind of shit! I like y'all already, and Hatchin and I hardly know y'all! I'm Michiko!" Michiko said, then the gang introduced themselves to the Michiko & Hatchin characters. "This team has more employees. You guys will meet them later," Nightwing reminded. "So, Brendan!" Michiko headed towards Brendan. She touched Brendan's shoulder, and Farore got mad. "You look like a guy that can party all night long! Wanna have some fun with the two of us later tonight?" "I'm not a party guy," Brendan said. "Ah, c'mon! Partying all night won't hurt ya!" Michiko said. Brendan sighed. "Oh, alright," Brendan agreed. "Good Brendan!" Michiko tapped Brendan's left cheek. "Who the hell are you two?" Bumblebee asked, showing up. "Michiko!" Michiko replied. "Hatchin!" Hatchin replied. "Michiko and Hatchin. Listen, you tw-" "Bumblebee's cocky and she's better than anybody," Brendan cut Bumblebee off. "Huh. Anyway, someone's gonna hafta take care of the baby while we're gone. We'll pay ya!" Michiko said. "I'll babysit the baby, but you don't have to pay me," Aqualad replied. "Whatever you say, Aqualad! We'll we back later! Just need to complete our tour!" Michiko said. ~ Mission Twenty-Six: Filthy hacking ~ (Boss: Madman) Near the right pay 'n spray/10:50 p.m.... "You're here on time, apprentice. A restricted base is located outside of east Yellowknife. To get in, waste a guard and use his face on a retinal scanner. But beware of the surveillance camera nearby," Madman said. "What does the base have?" Brendan asked. "A special super computer, among other things. The super computer allows an individual to effortlessly hack anything. During an interview, the owner says that you can either type in a thirty-letter password or hack it, and he's the only person that knows the password. In relation, it's 99.9% impossible to successfully hack the super computer, and if it's somehow hacked, its alarm will go off, attracting the military," Madman replied, then he handed Brendan a Silencer. "Return here alive." ===============================================================================   Near the base... After exiting a stolen motorcycle, Brendan eliminated the surveillance camera, then the guard. Brendan grabbed the dead guard's head before placing it near the retinal scanner. The security door opened. Brendan carried the dead guard to a nearby restroom. Another guard caught Brendan intruding, but Brendan smoked him. Brendan stripped one the dead grunts' uniforms, wore it, and then placed the dead grunts inside a stall. Brendan closed the stall door. Outside the restroom, Brendan began searching for the super computer room. Forty-six seconds later, Brendan found its door on the second room. Two guards were guarding it, but the worse part was the surveillance camera between them. Brendan shot the surveillance cameras first, then the astonished guards. Brendan used another dead grunt's face on the retinal scanner, but it didn't work. "I've got it!" Brendan said. After searching for the owner's image on Google's search engine, Brendan zoomed the the picture. Then, he used the image on the retinal scanner. It worked. It wasn't really surprising because the retinal scanners here could capture an image like that as well. *call* "I'm in the base's super computer room, Bumblebee," Brendan said, sitting on the super computer chair. "Time to get to work!" Bumblebee said, preparing to use her $750 laptop. Fifty- seven seconds later, Bumblebee completed the hacking, and the sudden alarm gave Brendan six stars. "The screen now says "The world is yours.". Thanks for hacking it," Brendan said. "You're welcome, stud!" Bumblebee said. *end call* Under a spooky looking search bar, Brendan typed in "Turner Broadcasting System", and Brendan got all related results. Brendan easily deleted everything, leaving Turner Broadcasting System in a super terrible state. The alarm stopped, but that didn't help Brendan. He fought his way out of the base with his AK-47, killing all guards and eighteen military members. However, he lost all of his Body Armor health and 62% of his regular health. Brendan evaded a military tank's missile, then he fled with the same motorcycle. The military pursued him. Several bullets hit Brendan, while others missed. The missiles from the tanks didn't come close of knocking Brendan off the motorcycle, which was super lucky for the protagonist. Brendan almost made it to his final destination, but he suffered two more hits, almost getting killed. Brendan entered his destination, and after getting out of it with a different color, the military ignored him. "Motorcycles, too? Thank God," Brendan said. "Twitter is going insane over Turner Broadcasting System's demise, apprentice. I appreciate you for committing an ultimate crime, but you still have more work to do," Madman said. ~ Mission Twenty-Seven: Party hard! ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) The hideout... "I'm ready to party," Brendan said. "With that!? And not your regular clothes!? The hell's wrong with you!?" Michiko was pissed at Brendan; she and Hatchin were wearing skimpy clothes. "Crap, I've forgot to take these clothes off," Brendan said. Then, he removed the temporary clothes. "That's better!" Michiko said. "I'm going, too!" Farore said, wearing green short shorts and a green bra. "Me, too!" Bumblebee said, wearing her bra and panties. "Pure luck is still on your side, Brendan," Emerald thought, still wishing that he was as lucky as Brendan. ===============================================================================   At Insomnia... "Let's dance on the dance floor!" Michiko said. With that said, Brendan and the four girls got on the dance floor. Get Down Tonight by KC & the Sunshine Band began to play, and the girls began to dance. Despite sucking at dancing, Brendan danced with them. Seven seconds later, Farore twerked on Brendan, and Bumblebee twerked behind him, causing him to get a hard-on. They continued to do it until Michiko and Hatchin sexually danced all over Brendan. After the song ended, the DJ played Welcome to the Jungle by Gun 'N Roses. The girls took turns doing sexual dances on Brendan. Brendan pretended to fuck them on each turn, still getting hard; that attracted a lot of people, including the creepy stalker. Brendan was having a great time. Had he rejected Michiko's request, Bumblebee and Farore would've stayed at the hideout. ===============================================================================   The present... "Had you banged them afterwards?" Ash interrupted the story. "This pervert again..." Moon shook her head. "I didn't. They just kissed me," Brendan replied. "That's still cool!" Ash said. ===============================================================================   GTA 6/The hideout/June 11; 1:32 a.m... "Goodnight, Brendan!" Michiko said before kissing Brendan's lips. Hatchin kissed Brendan, too. "I hope we hang out again!" Hatchin then followed Michiko to their room. Bumblebee and Farore double kissed Brendan. Then, they headed to their rooms to go to sleep. Total Kills: 390 Legit Kills: 21 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer Total money: $807,024.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 14 Chapter End Notes Michiko & Hatchin! That's the name is this saga, and the name of that one and done anime show. I friggin' love Michiko & Hatchin, and it's one of the several shows I like watching on Adult Swim nowadays (2012-present). During my childhood and early adulthood, I used to watch the hell out of every adult cartoon and anime on Adult Swim. But today, I don't. The only shows I didn't like watching were those crappy live shows like Tim and Eric. Jesus, they were terrible. And the infamous The Room? Yeah... Can't believe I wasted so much time watching that shit... The stalker? On Michiko & Hatchin, it's somewhat hinted that she secretly loves Michiko. IMO, it's true. Others have the same opinion. I've bought a new PS4 game, and it's called Madden 18. I had to stop playing it because I wanted to get this chapter over with. BTW, I friggin' love the Welcome to the Jungle song to death. The reason I love that song so much is because of that epic Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas commercial from October 2004, the same month that my Boston Red Sox have come back from an 0-3 deficit against the shitty New York Yankees. Three things had happened on October 26, 2004 and October 27, 2004. 1. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was released on October 26, 2004 (amazing), the Boston Red Sox had won the World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals on October 27, 2004 (amazing), and... that fuckin' episode that aired after South Park's new episode on October 27, 2004. That part killed me inside, just a little. Fuck those two ugly bitches and their shitty kiss. ***** Chapter 15 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Twenty-Eight: New bloody enemies ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The kitchen/8:33 a.m.... "Y'all food good!" Michiko was talking with her mouth full; she had two sausages, a cup of oatmeal, five bacons, and four pancakes as her breakfast. As for the others, Hatchin was feeding her baby a bottle of milk, Bumblebee and Farore were glaring at each other while sitting next to Brendan, Brendan was on his phone, reading the latest news about Turner Broadcasting System's demise, Drake was exercising in the basement, Samus, Zelda and Female Wii Fit Trainer were doing the latter's generic training techniques in the living room, Speedy and Mas y Menos were waiting for the other breakfast to be done, Aqualad was cooking and Nightwing was out searching for the team's new foes. *call* "The hotel, Brendan," Nightwing said, looking at the new foes. "I hear loud arguing," Brendan said, going out. Farore and Bumblebee looked at his ass, smiling. "They obviously don't like each other, and Din and Nayru choose them to go after us... Strange..." Nightwing said. "If I recall correctly, Nayru reminded us that they were more serious than her and Din," Brendan said, then he jacked a ride. "But still, strange..." Nightwing said. ===============================================================================   Near the hotel... "You two can stop arguing," Nightwing said, and they did. The antagonists' names were Maple (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages) and Ralph (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Ralph was Nayru's closest friend, and the two would call and text each other more than five times a days. As kids, Ralph had always protected Nayru from nasty threats such as bullies and criminals, even killing several of them. Ralph was known for being a descendant of Queen Ambi (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Also, he had a thick British accent. Maple was ten inches shorter than Ralph, being 5'0, and she was six years younger than him, being thirty-years old. During childhood, Maple had a mega crush on Ralph, and seven months after turning eighteen, she developed a strong romance relationship with him. Additionally, she was a rude little wannabe witch, with her carrying a broomstick and wearing witch-related clothes 100% of the time. A year ago, Maple and Ralph had ended their long relationship and merger because an employee of Team Maple and an employee of Team Ralph had botched a blockbuster deal with terrorists, with half of their merged employees getting brutally murdered; the deal was about them wanting the most powerful upgraded weapons in the world. But despite breaking up with Ralph, Maple remained friends with Nayru. Maple's gang was jam packed with wannabe witches, but they weren't as hot-tempered as her, and they lacked more personality and traits, acting as generic grunts. Ralph's gang was calmer than Maple's, but they were more aggressive. "Bloody hell! It's our enemies!" Maple recognized the targets. Ralph glared at Maple. "Shut up and shove that broomstick up your bum-hole!" Ralph then looked at Brendan and Nightwing. "Ralph, blokes. Maple here is my bloody ex-wife, a disgrace, a stupid smoker." "Shut your laughing gear, you idiotic alcoholic!" Maple countered. "Why, I'm miffed by your tone, again!" Ralph yelled. Maple and Ralph argued again, unintentionally forgetting that their targets were standing next to them. Brendan and Nightwing harmed them with gunshots, but some of the antagonists' gang members shot the duo. Brendan and Nightwing focused on them, but Maple and Ralph ran away. Low on health, Brendan went behind the stolen car. Moments later, Nightwing joined him. The two then killed the rest. "Jesus Christ, Din and Nayru weren't joking! They almost killed me! They're like the military!" Brendan said. "Maple and Ralph are vulnerable while arguing with each other, but we've failed to take advantage of it. By the way, I've read about some recent bad news about Turner Broadcasting System, Cartoon Network's owner," Nightwing said. "I was responsible for Turner Broadcasting System's death, deleting their data," Brendan reminded. "Serves them right for owning a pitiful channel that used to be great. I'll tell the others about our enemies being here," Nightwing said, then he and Brendan split up. ~ Mission Twenty-Nine: Corrupted authorities ~ (Boss: ???) "Hey, you," someone stopped Brendan from walking. "Who said that?" Brendan asked. "Turn around, and you'll see me," he replied, then Brendan looked at him. "The heck are you?" Brendan asked, going towards him. "Nanu," Nanu replied. "That was some fine shooting. Complete objectives for me and I'll give ya some of that Unova cash." "What's the first objective?" Brendan asked. "Some schmuck cop from Honolulu, Alola, my birthplace, just got here, spoiling my vacation. He's the same schmuck that got my former partner killed in action during last week's drug raid. He's on floor five, room six," Nanu replied. ===============================================================================   In the hotel... Brendan knocked on the right door. The Honolulu cop opened it, then Brendan murdered him with the Silencer. ===============================================================================   Outside... "Look," Brendan showed Nanu a saved photo of the dead cop. "Brilliant. Let's give each other our numbers. I'll find familiar faces around here, and I'll give ya a call. Simple," Nanu said. Reward: $4,000 Total Kills: 409 Legit Kills: 21 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle Total money: $811,024.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 15 Chapter End Notes I like MaplexRalph! Sadly, only one shipping pic, from Deviantart.com, exists. Oh, and the British thing! Several years ago, I'd read a Deviantart.com-related fic called A Very Hyrulean Christmas. A few Legend of Zelda series characters were using British slang, and the choice of clothing were British-like. So, that means Din, Nayru, Maple, Ralph, Farore and Zelda are British characters. Note that I'm using real life nationalities and races, not fictional nationalities and races like The Legend of Zelda series. A GTA 5 antagonist from a different series is also British, and man, she's so fucking ugly. God, she's one of the ugliest pieces of shit I've ever seen from a fictional series. Most of my GTA 5 viewers know who I'm talking about. I just noticed that GTA 1 has gained a lot of hits recently. About GTA 1, it doesn't have a strong plot like the other GTA stories, and it has more filler scenes and missions. Also, its final antagonists are later super hated by other antagonists, except for three, from GTA 1-7 (the GTA 6 and 7 antagonists are from the other dimension in hell; they've merged with the GTA 1 (non-hated), 2, 3, 4, and 5 antagonists in the original dimension after GTA 5's storyline), meaning that an asterisk is on those three final antagonists. In addition, GTA 2's final antagonist is technically GTA 1's final antagonist. The Underage part? It'll happen in this saga only. My GTA 2 and 5 viewers already know who's gonna get involved. Farore and Bumblebee aren't the only non-Pokemon female characters to like "like" a male Pokemon protagonist. Three characters like Ash, three characters like Cheren, ten characters like Hilbert, and none likes Red. Like Red, a female protagonist isn't affected by this. ***** Chapter 16 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes *call* "The Unovian Civil War was fought in Unova from April 12, 1861 to May 9, 1865, four years, three weeks, and six days," Nayru said. "N-Nayru...?" Brendan didn't expect a call like that. "Why the random call?" "Moronic Brendan had forgotten about me having a sky-high IQ of history. How sad," Nayru replied. *end call* ~ Mission Thirty: More military attraction ~ (Boss: Madman) *call* "After you had committed last night's heinous crime, I called the owner of that base and informed him that a psychopathic criminal had hacked into his super computer and managed to permanently end Turner Broadcasting System, and I told him to pay military troops to protect the base because you, the criminal, might hack again. He agreed, and he promised that he'd be with the military. Confront him without wearing Body Armor, admit your other crimes, and then waste him with a melee weapon. Don't disappoint me," Madman said. "Sounds like another tough mission, Madman, but I won't disappoint you," Brendan said, then he went inside Donut Love. He ate five free donuts, restoring his health; today was free donut day. ===============================================================================   Near the base... "I'm the criminal!" Brendan walked towards the muscular and nerdy owner, Val- Yor (Teen Titans; human form), and the military, and Brendan got six stars. On November 19, 2002, Nightwing and his old gang had barely saved Val-Yor from a group of murderous and nerdy gang members, and Val-Yor was hospitalized. Several days later, he was discharged from the hospital, and he later met Nightwing and company. He thanked them again for saving his life, and then formed a friendship with them. Two days later, however, he caught Blackfire and Starfire making out, and he shouted anti-lesbian remarks towards them. He even wished death upon them. His lesbophobia attitude ultimately sundered his friendship with the gang, and he deemed lesbians supporters just as bad as lesbians. The reason he hated lesbians was because of his ex-girlfriend from childhood; the ex-girlfriend had admitted her sexuality to him, and it shattered his heart so bad, he nearly killed himself. "You!? You're gonna pay!" Val-Yor shouted. "Prior to putting Turner Broadcasting System in an everlasting state, I had tortured and killed a guy, executed his girlfriend and watched a car crusher crushing her, burned his father-in-law with a Flamethrower, and I had committed more crimes. You're big, and yet, you don't look intimidating. You look scared, and that's sad. These military guys look more intimidating, and so am I!" Brendan said, then he decapitated Val-Yor's head. The military damaged Brendan four times, and Brendan escaped with a speedy sports car he had taken from Donut Love's parking spot. Moments later, Brendan got the extended wanted level cleared. *call* "You're still alive, apprentice. Keep up the good work," Madman said. *end call* ===============================================================================   The present... "The hell with Val-Yor. Glad he's no longer on this earth," Blackfire said, and Starfire nodded. ~ Mission Thirty-One: Alcohol theft ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) *call* "Brendan, sexay! Take your girls to a bar!" Michiko said. "Please don't make us wait long!" Hatchin said. ===============================================================================   Near the hideout... "Get in," Brendan said, and Michiko and Hatchin did. Then, Brendan drove towards the bar. "Do you drink, Brendan?" Hatchin asked. "Sometimes," Brendan replied. "Are you nineteen years old, Hatchin? That's the Northwest Territories' legal drinking age." "Eighteen," Hatchin replied. "This free-willed diva's in her forties, but she still looks young!" Michiko said, then she rubbed Brendan's crotch. "Care to tell me yo age, honey?" "Twenty-six," Brendan replied. "We years apart, but you cute, a perfect friend with benefits!" Michiko said. "Who's yo recent girlfriend?" "May (Pokemon). In June 2007, we agreed that our relationship wasn't working, so we broke up and became friends. But we haven't contacted each other since," Brendan replied. "And others?" Michiko asked. "Lisia (Pokemon) and Zinnia (Pokemon). They had cheated on me with some guy named Aarune (Pokemon)," Brendan replied. "What does friends with benefits mean?" "People that screw each other without a romantic relationship or commitment," Michiko replied. "I can live with that. Brendan and commitments don't match together," Brendan said. "When we gonna have a threesome?" Michiko asked. "Probably in a few weeks," Brendan replied. "That don't sound bad!" Michiko said. ===============================================================================   At Drink All You Want... "Ralph's here!?" Brendan exclaimed, seeing Ralph and ten Team Ralph members drinking. "Ralph's a crappy name! Let's smoke that fool!" Michiko said. Brendan, Michiko and Hatchin opened fire, hitting Ralph and a few grunts. The bartenders, other employees, and legal customers ran away. Ralph fled, too, but his grunts continued to attack. The trio forced themselves to hide, losing Ralph's track. Brendan and Hatchin resumed fire, but Michiko groped Brendan's butt. After the grunts died, Michiko and Hatchin stole eleven liquor bottles, and Brendan stole five. ===============================================================================   At the hideout... "Free booze, y'all!" Michiko said; she, Hatchin, and Brendan put the alcohol on the couch. "Did you detect Ralph and Maple?" Nightwing asked. "Just Ralph, but the bastard got away. If not for his goons' M16s, he'd dead by now," Brendan replied. "I see. Next time you see him, make sure he dies. Same thing for Maple," Nightwing said. Total Kills: 415 Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle Total money: $810,724.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 16 Chapter End Notes Val-Yor, the racist character that hates Starfire's race from Teen Titans! At the end of the episode, Troq, the only episode he had appeared, he secretly smiled, which implied that he really was thankful towards Starfire for saving his life. His behavior in GTA: Pokemon is kinda similar to that episode, even though the term lesbian is a sexuality. I've forgot to mention this. Michiko and Hatchin were originally supposed to be in a few South America-related filler missions with Ash in GTA 2, seeking for some fun. Also, I had planned on making them appear with Ragyo and some of Ragyo's female sex buddies in GTA 3, and that plan was skipped as well. In truth, it was hard to think of a Michiko and Hatchin scene in GTA 2 and 3, until GTA 6. Again, Unova is based of the United States of America, not just 15% of New Jersey and New York. Otherwise, it'd be boring. Speaking of boring, focusing on Pokemon characters throughout the series would be boring, too. I know a shit ton of Pokemon characters exists, but still. THAT'S the reason why this is a mega crossover series. Some Pokemon characters and non-Pokemon characters have great chemistry together, and GTA 2 is a notable example. Also, some non- Pokemon characters have great chemistry with other non-Pokemon characters, and GTA 3 is a notable example. Continuing on, the examples are Pokemon+Kill La Kill (GTA 2), Kill La Kill+Dragonball series (GTA 3, GTA 4, and GTA 5), Pokemon+Drawn Together (GTA 1, GTA 2, and post-GTA 5; the six hated GTA 1 antagonists only and RAPE), Pokemon+Final Fantasy series (GTA 2), Kill La Kill+Overwatch (GTA 5) and so on. ***** Chapter 17 ***** ~ Mission Thirty-Two: Suspicious factory ~ (Boss: Mas y Menos) The hideout's living room/12:26 p.m.... "Damn, dis some good stuff...!" Michiko was drunk; Hatchin was drunk, too, albeit not as much. The girls were sitting on the couch, while the baby was being watched by Speedy. "Flip the coin again, Brendan..." Brendan flipped his coin for the fifth time. The coin landed tails. "Tails again, Michiko. Time for another drink." "Great!" Michiko said, grabbing a full liquor bottle. Mas y Menos entered the hideout. "Brendan, companero! (buddy!) Hemos visto a tipos duros entrar en una fabrica! (We've seen tough guys going into a factory!) No los hemos visto antes (We haven't seen them before!)!" Menos said. "También tienen drogas y armas. ¡Ayúdanos a acabar con ellos! (They have drugs and weapons, too. Help us wipe them out!)! Mas said. "I'll help you guys," Japanese and English weren't just Brendan's common languages; he had known a few others as well. "Kick some boo-tay, Brendan!" Michiko said, splashing alcohol at him. "Don't do that again," Brendan didn't like that. "My bad, baby!" Michiko apologized. ===============================================================================   Near the disbanded Yummy Milk... "Eso es todo (This is it), Brendan!" Mas said. "No nos matarán mientras estés vivo (They won't kill us as long as you're alive), Brendan!" Menos said. The trio headed to the inside, but Maple, who was taking a walk with two of her grunts, saw Brendan. "Bloody idiot, going to the wrong place!" Maple said. Then, she held a Molotov Cocktail. "I'll give them a two minutes and fifty-five seconds!" Brendan, Mas, and Menos shot and killed five guys, but the remaining guys threw their Grenades towards the three! The trio effortlessly evaded the big explosion, then Mas and Menos eliminated them. The twins put the drugs and weapons in their large bags, and Brendan advanced. Brendan grabbed five free Grenades and free Body Armor before going to the second room. Many armed men from this floor and other floors shot Brendan, but Brendan retaliated by using four of the Grenades. The Grenades exploded, killing all men. "I'll check the other floors just to make sure they're all dead!" Brendan shouted, going up. ===============================================================================   Moments later/The fourth floor... "No one's alive but us," Brendan met with the twins. "Vamos equipo Nightwing (Go, team Nightwing!)!" Mas y Menos said in unison. "BURN, YOU BLOODY MORONS!" Maple shouted, tossing a Molotov Cocktail towards a pool of gas; her grunts had already poured buckets of gasoline on the factory,. Then, she ran. "That sounds like Maple!" Brendan was right. "Huele a fuego (I smell fire!)!" Menos said. "Salgamos ahora (Let's leave now!)!" Mas said. They ran while carrying the bags of drugs and weapons. But after getting close to freedom, a backup grunt from outside fired a Rocket Launcher missile, almost hitting the trio. Brendan killed her. After stepping outside, they saw backup grunts with the same explosive weapon. Maple was nowhere to be found. Brendan took big damage from two missiles, but the twins eluded them. Then, Brendan cleaned house. "Maple's gonna be one trick pony to deal with... Be sure to check your surroundings, guys," Brendan said. "Lo haremos (We will!)!" Mas y Menos promised. Then, they drove away in another vehicle. ~ Mission Thirty-Three: Generic drug deal ~ (Boss: Nanu) *call* "Eighteen years ago, some hypocritical bum had snitched on my female cousin's boyfriend for drug dealing. He's doing the same thing at Canadian BBQ Heaven's alley. Careful though. He's surrounded by angry looking baddies. But if I recall correctly, you've killed them before," Nanu said. =============================================================================== Near the right alley... "Ralph's guys," Brendan thought, seeing the target dealing with Ralph's men. "Which weapon should I choose?" Brendan choose the Shotgun! Brendan fired it at close range, hitting four members of Team Ralph and the target. Brendan used it against the rest of Team Ralph, murdering them. A survivor from the first attack hit attacked Brendan with his own Shotgun bullet, but Brendan finished him off. "Well appreciated, kiddo," Nanu said. "It's Brendan," Brendan said. Reward: $3,000 Total Kills: 464 Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade Total money: $813,724.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 17 ***** Chapter 18 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes The Park/1:31 p.m.... "Kissing?" Brendan said, seeing Mai (Dragonball series) and Videl (Dragonball series) making out near a tree; Bumblebee and Farore stood by Brendan's side. "Isn't it lovely?" Pan (Dragonball series) asked, appearing with Ragyo. "Kinda..." Brendan didn't feel like replying to that question, but he had to do it. "My mother's the short one, and my stepmother's the tall one. Mai and Videl. I'm Pan," Pan said. "And who's the freak show right next to you?" Bumblebee asked. "Ragyo. She's a great friend!" Pan replied. "I am, dear Pan," Ragyo said, fondling Pan's hair. Farore noticed the fondling. "Okay..." Farore said, giving the two a weird look. "My girlfriend and daughters should be here any second," Ragyo said, then Rei (Kill La Kill), Nui (Kill La Kill), Satsuki (Kill La Kill), and Ryuko (Kill La Kill) showed up. Ragyo introduced the four to the trio. "Satsuki. Show the strangers what you're capable of doing." "Yes, mother," Satsuki agreed. She grabbed Ragyo's left breast and big butt, shocking Brendan, Farore, and Bumblebee. Then, she and Ragyo occurred a kiss, shocking the three even more. "They do it everyday!" Pan said, then Mai and Videl came towards their daughter and friends. Ragyo ended the kiss with Satsuki. "Let us do our engrossing group activity, shall we?" Ragyo said. She took her common clothes off, revealing her bra and panties. Next, Pan and Mai made out, Videl and Rei made out, Satsuki and Ryuko made out, and Ragyo and Nui made it. "That's it, I can't take this creepy shit anymore..." Farore said, leaving. "I'm with you!" Bumblebee agreed, leaving with Farore. "You guys obviously have problems..." Brendan spoke to the eight girls. Then, he left the park with his co-workers. ~ Mission Thirty-Four: Protect and deal ~ (Boss: Drake) *call* "I'm about to have a three-way deal with two groups, Brendan. Get on top of Roller World. Take action if necessary," Drake said. "The deal won't be ruined," Brendan said. *end call* "Who was that, Brendan?" Farore asked. "Drake. He wants me to watch a deal between him and two groups," Brendan replied. "Sounds fun! After you're done with the mission, tell me all about it!" Farore said. "Don't forget about me, Brendan, and don't forget about the fact that I'm better than you," Bumblebee said. "Oh, shut up," Farore said. ===============================================================================   On Roller Blade's rooftop... "It's just getting started," Brendan said, looking through his Sniper Rifle scope. The two groups were Ryo (Ronin Warriors) and Phoebe (Hey Arnold), and Valerie Felicity Frizzle (Magic School Bus), Wanda (Magic School Bus), Keesha (Magic School Bus), Dorothy Ann (Magic School Bus), and Phoebe (Magic School Bus). Ryo was the impulsive and brash leader of the Ronin Warriors gang, while Phoebe (Hey Arnold) was a super intelligent employee of the Hey Arnold gang. In 2001, Ryo was responsible for the Hey Arnold gang's existence, using corrupted words to turn Phoebe (Hey Arnold) and most of her old classmates into criminals. However, they agreed with Ryo for the sake of protecting themselves and their families. When Frizzle was a third grade elementary teacher between 1983 and 2005, she was intelligent, kind, resourceful, happy, funny, supportive, loving and somewhat motherly to her students (especially the younger Magic School Bus characters), and she was smiling at lot, but she was eccentric and a bit strange. But after reuniting with Dorothy Ann, Phoebe (Magic School Bus), Keesha, and Wanda in 2006, she acted strange towards them. When they realized her different behavior, they assumed that Frizzle had a strong crush on them, and they were right. But because they had developed a lesbian relationship in '05, they weren't upset, and they'd added Frizzle to the lesbian group. Since then, their personalities had changed, and they had committed crimes such as Grand Theft Auto. Because of the city's name, Ryo and Phoebe (Hey Arnold) had to come here and see if they could do a captivating deal with a super rich criminal like Drake. As for the other group, they were here because Ragyo, Rei, Satsuki, Nui, Ryuko, Mai, Videl, and Pan were here as well; the thirteen girls had been involved in many sex orgies in Saffron City, another criminal-based city, before. A grunt of Team Ralph recognized Drake's appearance; Ralph and Maple's grunts had learned about Nightwing and Brendan's allies' looks, too. Then, he contacted fourteen of his buddies. A while later, seven of the opposing gang members began to attack Drake and the groups. Brendan sniped the targets fast. No one got harmed. The deal recommenced, but the rest of Team Ralph occurred their attack. Brendan used his Rocket Launcher instead, killing six of them and leaving two fatally injured. "You're the best, Brendan!" Drake shouted, then he murdered the injured grunts. ===============================================================================   After the deal... "What'cha got, Drake?" Brendan asked, coming towards the other criminals. $3,000,000," Drake replied. "Cool," Brendan said. "Who's hungry?" Phoebe (Hey Arnold) asked. "I am." "I'm hungry, too. I haven't eaten in hours," Ryo replied. "I don't mind eating with you guys," Drake said. "We'll leave. Thanks for the deal!" Frizzle said before leaving with her girls. "I'll pass," Brendan said. "So, what do you two think of rape?" Drake asked. "Ain't a fan of it. Phoebe (Hey Arnold) hates it a lot," Ryo replied. "Criminals shouldn't occur rape. There are better methods of committing crimes, like murder, torture, and robbery," Phoebe (Hey Arnold) said. "I infinite times agree with you, Phoebe (Hey Arnold)! Rape is a big no-no!" Drake said. ===============================================================================   The present... "Does Drake and Phoebe (Hey Arnold) pee inside people's mouths?" Valerie asked. "I do not know," Brendan replied. "Why the question?" "Early 2014," Valerie replied. "The pee thing is part of our story, unfortunately," Burnet said, sitting next to Brigette (Pokemon), her girlfriend. ~ Mission Thirty-Five: Pills ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) The hideout... "Where the hell is Michiko and Hatchin?" Brendan asked, seeing Zelda, Mas y Menos, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus sitting on the couch. "The bathroom," Female Wii Fit Trainer replied. ===============================================================================   The bathroom... "Are you two okay?" Brendan asked; Hatchin and Michiko were laying on the floor. "No, baby... We ain't okay..." Michiko replied. "Oh, no... Not again..." Hatchin said weakly, then she threw up on the toilet. "Pills..." Hatchin then threw up again. "Need some friggin' pills, man..." Michiko said before unintentionally throwing up on Hatchin's head. "Michiko...! How dare you...!" Hatchin shouted. "Sorry..." Michiko apologized. "I forgive you..." Hatchin said. "I'll go to Pharmacy Haven to get some pills for you ladies," Brendan said. "We goin' with you..." Michiko said. "I suggest you two stay here," Brendan said. "We are going...!" Hatchin said. "Alright, alright. Don't cause any trouble," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   In a stolen car... "Feel good, Brendan...?" Michiko asked, twerking on Brendan's head. "Not now, Michiko. I'm driving," Brendan replied. "More...!" Hatchin said, putting a bit of money inside Michiko's panties. ===============================================================================   Pharmacy Haven... "We robbin' this biatch...!" Michiko yelled, equipping her SMG. The employee behind the counter stomped on the alarm button near his right foot, triggering it. That alerted the cops. "You ass...!" Michiko then shot the employee six times, causing him to collapse. The employee survived the shooting, however. "Robbin' time...!" Hatchin said, jumping above the counter with Michiko. After stealing many types of pills, Hatchin and Michiko left with Brendan. Then, the three fled from the cops. The cops chased them, but Michiko and Hatchin shot them. Brendan eventually cleared his wanted level, but the girls fired their firearms. "Enough!" Brendan shouted, and they did. "We just havin' fun, Brendan, damn..." Michiko said. "Don't yell at us like we're children..." Hatchin said. "Don't cause anymore trouble while being drunk, then," Brendan said, then he drove towards the hideout. Total Kills: 477 Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade Total money: $813,424.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 18 Chapter End Notes Look who just appeared in GTA 6! She's a sick, incestuous freak, ain't she? In relation, that concludes the Underage part! Ryo, a GTA 4 antagonist, and Phoebe (Hey Arnold), a super frustrating boss character in GTA 5, make their appearance, too! In two post-GTA 5 bonus chapter, I had created pre-GTA 7, 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, and 5 scenes, including one where Ryo had corrupted Phoebe (Hey Arnold) and other Hey Arnold characters and one where Ryo had seen Phoebe (Hey Arnold) torturing and killing several Hey Arnold characters. The Magic School Bus characters! They had died in GTA 2 and died again during a dangerous war in GTA 5. So, it turns out that they and Ryo already knew each other, prior to them being Team Ragyo members. That small conversation between Phoebe (Hey Arnold) and Drake! I had to add it, too. ***** Chapter 19 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Thirty-Six: Very abusive to substance ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) The hideout's living room/2:59 p.m.... "LOOK AT THIS, GUYS!" Hatchin hollered, seeing an important article and image from a laptop she borrowed from Bumblebee. Then, everybody, except for Emerald, who was searching for Maple and Ralph, looked at it. ""Popular dancer and singer, Din and Nayru, donate $5,000,000 to priest Pedro Belenbauza Yamada's (Michiko and Hatchin) new and rising church."," Nightwing quoted the title of the article; In the image, Pedro and Din were shaking each other's hands, with Nayru being by Din's side. Pedro was Hatchin's abusive adoptive father and a Catholic extremist. He also suffered from extreme psychosis, almost killing Hatchin at one point. "This article was written on January 9, 2011." "That guy in the pic with Din and Nayru looks awfully suspicious," Brendan said. "That asshole is my adoptive father. God, I hate that sack of trash!" Hatchin said. "I agree with Brendan. He probably made a secret and dirty deal with Nayru and Din," Aqualad said. "New and rising church." My ass! Brendan, Hatchin, and I finna go down to Brazil and smoke that clown!" Michiko said. "Ralph and Maple aren't liquidated yet, Michiko. Don't go to Brazil until they're both dead," Nightwing said. Michiko scoffed. "Free-willed diva's still finna go, anyway!" Michiko said. "I know you're an adult, Michiko, and you're free-willed, but our current priority shouldn't take long to complete," Nightwing said. "Listen to Nightwing, Michiko," Brendan said. "Fine, fine!" Michiko agreed. "Take me and Hatchin to Pot Land. Finna mix some drugs!" "Okay," Brendan agreed, then he looked at the image again. "If Nayru and Din made a shady deal with Pedro, then why hadn't they asked him for help? Hmmm..." ===============================================================================   Pot Land... "Look at this big junt here!" Michiko said; she, Brendan, and Hatchin saw the largest plant in the store. Hatchin looked at the price. "$5,000!? Cheap bastards!" "THAT MEANS THEFT TIME AGAIN!" Michiko shouted, distracting two employees, two normal civilians, and two cops. She shot the ceiling, and the same cops drew their Handguns. "Freeze!" one of the cops said, but Brendan and Hatchin killed them. Brendan got two wanted levels for that. The employees fired at Brendan, but Brendan murdered the two. The normal civilians got away. The trio carried the large plant to the car. They put it inside, but more cops appeared. "I'll drive until we reach a pay 'n spray!" Hatchin said, taking over the wheel. In the car, Michiko and Brendan assaulted the pursuing cops vehicles with their firearms; Michiko used her Handgun, and Brendan used his Shotgun. Brendan shot a cop car's wheel, preventing the car from moving forward. Brendan shot another wheel from another cop car, not allowing the driver to chase the trio. Michiko shot a driver's head three times, ending his life. Thirty-three seconds later, Hatchin made it, and she and Brendan swapped spots. ~ Mission Thirty-Seven: Rich fanatic ~ (Boss: Madman) The hideout/3:46 p.m... *call* "I've caught a fanatic going home with Team Giants Go! merchandise not too long ago," Madman then told Brendan the target's home address. "Get a suitable vehicle, knock out the fanatic, store the merchandise into the vehicle, and make the fanatic get arrested near a police station, west from his home. I will watch the arrest," Madman said. *end call* Brendan grabbed a liquor bottle for the mission. Next, he went into the basement to get two ropes and duct tape. ===============================================================================   Near the right house... Brendan broke inside the house, startling the fanatic. Brendan then confronted the fanatic inside the bedroom. Brendan hit the fanatic in the head once, and the fanatic got knocked out. Brendan grabbed 35% of the merchandise before leaving the house and putting it in the car. Then, he put the same percentage in the car. After taking care of the last percentage, 30%, Brendan put the car in the middle of the street, and he waited for a random driver to appear. Nine seconds later, a skinny driver stopped his ride. Brendan quickly opened the driver door, hit the driver with the butt of the Shotgun, moved the knocked out driver over, and then drove towards the house. Brendan parked his stolen ride next to the fanatic's house. Brendan tied the driver's arms and legs together with the ropes, then he covered the driver's lips and eyes with a bit of duct tape. In the second victim's car, he put the driver in the back, put the fanatic on the driver's seat, then wasted liquor all over the fanatic's face, head, hands, and lips. After driving a bit, Brendan jumped out of the car fast. The car hit a police car. The police car's alarm went off, distracting everybody from the police station and dozens of civilians outside of it. Lots of officers got out quick, saw the crashed car, pulled out the fanatic, and then arrested him. The fanatic woke up, and he looked confused at the angry cops. As for the other victim, he got "rescued", but he remained unconscious. *call* "Well done, apprentice," Madman said; he looked through his Binoculars. "What are you going to do with the merch?" Brendan asked. "Sell them," Madman replied. The fanatic told the cops that an intruder, Brendan, had broke into his home moments ago, but they didn't believe him. Oh well! Total Kills: 481 Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) Non-Lethal Weapons: None Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade Total money: $813,124.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 19 Chapter End Notes Yeah, I didn't want all GTA 6 missions to take place in Yellowknife only, hence why I had to added another plot-related place. ***** Chapter 20 ***** ~ Mission Thirty-Eight: Uninvited ~ (Boss: Nanu) *call* Nanu informed Brendan about the name of the target's home address. "Blue shirt, bald head, blue pants, mustache, and no beard. Crash his party, beat up his guests, and kill him," Nanu said. "Had he ruined a relative's party in the past?" Brendan asked. "My nephew's. Fat bastard only spend a month in juve despite his charge on multiple assaults. Nephew was disabled for weeks," Nanu replied. ===============================================================================   They Ain't Illegal... "So expensive for a Baseball Bat," Brendan said, buying his new weapon; he had previously purchased Body Armor. ===============================================================================   The location... Brendan broke the left window with the Baseball Bat, getting noticed by the targets and sixteen of his guests. Brendan got in. A former football player, who was almost the same size as the target, charged at Brendan, but the protagonist whacked his head. That hard hit made the poor guy unconscious. "Let's get rid of this unwanted guest!" the target shouted. All but Janine (Pokemon) and Falkner (Pokemon), two common characters on vacation, went after Brendan. Brendan hit the closest person, then he attacked his sister. More people got hit hard, lowering their chances of attempting to stop and subdue Brendan. Janine and Falkner fled, which was a smart move because even if they had assisted the target, they'd be victims as well. Being the only one standing, the target desperately reached for his phone, a move that he should've done in the first place. Brendan stopped him from trying to call the cops, beating his head to death. Nasty. "Two dolts have gotten away, but don't go after 'em. They'll die someday," Nanu said. Reward: $2,500 ~ Mission Thirty-Nine: One more drug ingredient ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) *call* "The pigs are chasing our cute little asses, Brendan!" Michiko said, shooting at the cops; Hatchin was the driver. "Why?" "They caught us buying cocaine from a drug dealer!" Michiko replied. "Lure them away from us!" "Easy," Brendan said. *end call* *another call* "Looks like Ralph, Maple, and their guys are having some kind of essential meeting inside Big Mart, a discontinued super market," Emerald said. "I'll take them all out alone. But first, I'll have to save our new friends," Brendan said. *end call* Brendan began to cause chaos with his Rocket Launcher, destroying vehicles, murdering cops, and injuring and killing innocent pedestrians. Brendan ultimately got wanted level number three, attracting all cops around the city. *another call* "I love you, babe!" Michiko said. "I love you also, Brendan!" Hatchin shouted. *end call* Now, Brendan ended the mission by doing the usual, the pay 'n spray part. Total Kills: 522 Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $814,324.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 20 ***** Chapter 21 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Forty: Bloody deaths ~ (Boss: Nightwing) Near Big Mart... "They're arguing again..." Brendan was seeing it outside the dead place; it looked like Maple and Ralph were about to kill each other. "I'll choose... the M16 Assault Rifle!" Brendan stopped the arguing, murdering several of Ralph and Maple's grunts. The opposing people fired at Brendan, but Brendan dodged all of their vicious bullets. The antagonists got shot lots of times, then more grunts got shot and killed. Near death, Maple and Ralph fled below the mart. Brendan finished off the enemies, but Maple, Ralph, and more of their grunts remained alive. "Where could they be?" Brendan asked, not knowing that Maple and Ralph secretly went under the mart. "Stop lookin' at me with that bloody face of yours, numpty!" Maple yelled, advancing through the tunnel with Ralph. "Then, why are you lookin' at me, bitch!?" Ralph asked. "Steaming drunk!" Maple didn't reply to Ralph's question. "Doofer!" Ralph countered. The two argued again. But twenty-eight seconds later, they heard loud gunshots, ending the arguing. They ran again before reaching a dead end. Then, they heard Brendan's loud voice; they heard about him being unkillable. "Oh, bloody hell... I'm screwed..." Maple said. "I'm screwed, too..." Ralph said, sitting down. "If only Din and Nayru hadn't fucked with the wrong people..." Maple said, sitting next to Ralph. Then, she lit up a cigarette. "Especially Brendan... He's more aggressive, smarter, and better than me and Team Ralph..." Ralph said. "And me and Team Maple..." Maple said; Ralph started drinking his last liquor bottle. "The worst part is that we're covered with bloody injuries, making it 100% impossible for us to win for Nayru and Din..." Maple then smoked her last cigarette. Ralph stopped drinking. "And it hurts like hell..." Ralph said. "It does..." Maple agreed. "I find it ironic that two former lovers are about to die together... I haven't dated anybody else since our break-up..." "Ditto..." Ralph said, looking at Maple. "Maple." "Yeah?" Maple said, glancing at Ralph. "Sorry. I am sorry," Ralph apologized. "My guy had ruined that mega deal." "No, my girl did," Maple said. "It's their fault!" Maple and Ralph said in unison, then they laughed a little. "We're laughing together. Oh, it's been so long since we've laughed together," Maple said. "Yeah," Ralph said, nodding. Both antagonists stopped talking while looking at each other. Then, they made out, making moaning noises. After thirty seconds of kissing, Ralph and Maple removed their clothes, being half-naked. The kiss recommenced, but five seconds later, Brendan appeared. "I didn't expect this," Brendan said. The antagonists heard Brendan's words, but they kept kissing. Twelve seconds later, they died together. After taking a photo of the corpses, Brendan sent it to Nightwing, then Din and Nayru. *call* "Damn you, Brendan!" Nayru cursed. "You people won't just give up... But it's okay. We'll put much effort into killing Team Nightwing forever. By the way, winter is the deadliest season ever. A notable example is the Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King Street by the British. It happened on March 5, 1770, in which British Army soldiers shot and killed people while under attack by a mob. The incident was heavily publicized by leading Patriots to encourage rebellion against the British authorities," Din said. *end call* ~ Mission Forty-One: Visiting Brazil ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) The hideout... "Who's going and who's staying?" Brendan asked. "We're going!" Farore and Bumblebee said together. "Me, too," Emerald said. "The rest of us will stay and take care of Hatchin's baby," Nightwing said. =============================================================================== Leme, Brazil/Outside the airport/10:46 p.m.... (Brasilia, BRT Time Zone) "Dang, it's dark already!? Dang!" Michiko had taken a nap during the airplane ride; her stalker was standing inches away from the group. "Time differences," Brendan reminded. Two generic and random thugs came up to the gang, holding knives. "Surrender the money now!" a thug said, but Brendan made them run away by beating them up with the Baseball Bat. "Don't mess with us again!" Hatchin said. "I'm getting sleepy. Let's save our energy for tomorrow," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   In a hotel room... "Night, Brendan," Emerald said, sleeping on the floor; he had done the paying. "Night, man," Brendan said, sleeping with Michiko, Hatchin, Farore, and Bumblebee on the giant bed. ===============================================================================   The present... "That's what I'm talkin' about, Brendan!" Ash said. "Be quiet, pervert," Moon deadpanned at Ash. Total Kills: 568 Legit Kills: 24 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $814,324.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 21 Chapter End Notes In Michiko and Hatchin, the show takes place in a fictional country of Diamandra which has cultural traces from South American countries, mostly from Brazil. I had to keep Brazil as the characters' country of origin instead of slapping the fictional name in the series. Also, Leme was the right city to pick because of its low population. The Michiko and Hatchin saga is the second longest saga in the series, and it has nineteen missions left. That means its a total of thirty-five missions. The longest sagas are the Red's mom saga from GTA 3 and the Secrets Saga from GTA 2. Speaking of GTA 3, someone asked me this question, and I'll reply it here. Question: I would like to ask you a question: when you made The ClueFinders antagonists, was it an affectionate or deconstructive parody? That is to say, did you do it to include them in the story, or did you do it to put them in the crosshairs? Please be honest with me. My reply: Affectionate. Also, I had to do it to include them as GTA 3 antagonists because I thought they were the right common non-Pokemon characters to have a role as dangerous assassins/enemies of Red, wanting them to do something special while combining their actual personalities. And before GTA 2 was completed, I couldn't think of other common non-Pokemon characters to play the same role, until the ClueFinders characters, part of my childhood, came into my mind. I'll admit, I despise some characters in the series, but I don't hate almost every one of them to the extreme. In my last GTA 5 bonus chapter, I've made some top 10s, including a dislike list. Four antagonists are around the 10-3 range, but I don't hate them to the extreme. A GTA 5 antagonist is number 2, and even though I've bashed her a lot by calling her ugly numerous times, I've made her into a super serious antagonist, being one of the top antagonists in the series. Number one? Those three hated GTA 1 antagonists are a perfect example of me putting characters in the crosshairs. I've also bashed them in this story. I've made them look super bad in every GTA story, especially in GTA 2 where three other GTA 1 antagonists have raped them a lot. One more thing, I had recently threw away several original plans, killing off several important characters. I'll explain the plans after the conclusion of the Michiko and Hatchin saga. ***** Chapter 22 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes The present... "What's goin' on, mates?" Tracer (Overwatch) asked, entering the mansion with Mei (Overwatch). The two then recognized Brendan. "Brendan? What in God's name are you doing here?" Tracer was an energetic and cheeky girl, often loving a good joke and giggling during drug battles and other fights. She was often quick witted and displayed great affection and ever insight towards her friends. She was extremely lionhearted and determined, not being afraid to take chances, as well as enthusiastic, and she loved discovering new things and places. Mei was very kindhearted and positive, showing compassion for her partners, family, and friends, and having a desire to succeed in the drug world. She had a grudge against people tricking her and her allies during drug deals, wanting them to suffer. But despite that, she could be very apologetic, often saying "Sorry!" when injuring or killing her enemies. "My past, Tracer. I'm about to get to the part where I've met you two and the other two women," Brendan replied. "Speaking of them, where are they?" "They had died last year... It's a long story," Tracer replied. ~ Mission Forty-Two: Burning church ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) June 12/In a small restaurant/8:59 a.m.... "Whatcha' eatin', mates?" Tracer asked, disrupting the gang's eating; Mei was near her. "Stuff," Brendan replied, holding a hamburger; he, the gang, the Overwatch characters, and the employees of this poor-structured restaurant were the only ones here. "Got food for us?" Tracer asked. "You can have my fries and milkshake," Brendan replied. Mei and Tracer joined them. Mei ate Brendan's fries, while Tracer drank his milkshake. "Wait, have I seen you before?" Farore asked Tracer. "You talkin' to me, mate?" Tracer asked "Yeah, mate. If I remember correctly, you and that red-haired, freckle faced woman have met me at The London Library in August 5, 2006," Farore replied. "Oh, now I remembered!" Tracer said. "Why isn't she here with you?" Farore asked. "Emily's (Overwatch) been in a coma since '07. I don't think she'll ever wake up," Tracer replied. "So, what are you now?" "A criminal again. I've been one since age sixteen," Farore replied. "Good! Mei, two of our friends, and I have come here to interact with other criminals and do fun deals with them!" Tracer said. "As long as you guys aren't tricksters, we're cool," Emerald said. "We ain't tricksters, mate," Tracer said. "But I hate drug dealers that trick us! If he or she tricks me or my friends, I'll give them the death penalty!" Mei said. "We're cool, then," Emerald said. "I've been tricked before, but I couldn't manage to kill the tricksters," Farore said. "So, when will we start?" Tracer asked. "After we burn down Pedro's church," Hatchin replied. "Pedro? Sounds like a name you'll see from a list of sex offenders," Tracer said. "He's my stupid adoptive father," Hatchin then told Mei and Tracer about her horrible past with her adoptive family. "That's rough, mate," Tracer said. "I know, but today's the day where he'll die!" Hatchin said. D.Va (Overwatch) and Mercy (Overwatch) came in. "Are you and Mei done here, Tracer?" D.Va asked. D.Va was a very competent combatant, she possessed an egotistical side, often smack talking enemies, and she loved video games and enjoyed making references to them. Mercy was an adamant pacifist that wanted to avoid violent scenes whenever possible, she was very kind and gentle, consistently caring for sick and injured Overwatch members and nice strangers, and she loved peace and quiet. "Almost!" Tracer said before glancing at the six. "D.Va and Mercy, mates!" ===============================================================================   Outside... "According to Google's map, we're three minutes away from Pedro's church!" Emerald was looking at the map from his android phone. "Let us all take a walk, shall we?" Mei suggested, and everybody agreed. They began to walk. "Mercy. D.Va," Brendan was speaking to the two. "What are you two about?" "We're lovers!" D.Va replied. "On January 10, 2010-" "Nine days after my eighteenth birthday!" D.Va cut Mercy off. "-we'd met each other on Facebook. We talked a lot, and we eventually saw each other in real life," Mercy finished her sentence. "That date was February 2, 2010! We had sex later that day, peace and quiet sex, Mercy's request," D.Va said. "D.Va loved it. She doesn't mind my peace and quiet trait," Mercy said. "Mercy, Tracer, and Mei are in a gang called Overwatch," DV.a said. "D.Va doesn't want to join until 2015. I'm fine with her decision," Mercy said. "Is D.Va a nickname?" Brendan asked. "Duh!" D.Va replied. "Her real name is Hana," Mercy said. "Hana's my real name, too!" Hatchin said. "Mercy's? Angela, my beautiful angel," D.Va said, and Mercy blushed. "I am, my love," Mercy said. "On Tuesdays and Saturday, we play a little game called doctor, if you know what I'm talking about," D.Va implied that the little game was about sex. "Best game ever," Mercy said, fondling D.Va's tiny butt a little. Near the church... "Excuse me, is Priest Pedro inside the church?" Hatchin asked one of the ten guards. "The Catholic God is busy preaching, miss. He's available after 12:00 p.m.," the guard replied. Hatchin brutally shot and killed the guard, stupefying the guards and disturbing the preaching. All but Mercy murdered the other guards. "NOW!" Hatchin shouted. Brendan set the large church on fire. Ten extra guards came out, while Pedro and regular people escaped from the other exit. D.Va and the armed criminals attacked again. "Feels like we're playing a Grand Theft Auto game!" DV.a said, which was ironic. Done. "Are any of you hurt?" Mercy asked. "I'm fine," Brendan replied. "I don't feel pain," Emerald replied. "The best killer alive isn't hurt!" Bumblebee replied. The others then said similar replies. "That's great," Mercy said. "Mercy isn't a murderer, but a lovely healer," D.Va said. "And an intransigent individual. If people want to murder others, it is their choice. And yes, I'm technically a criminal, a criminal that doesn't want to go near war and violence," Mercy said. "Mercy's super nice to people, too," D.Va said. "Mercy, for a criminal, your personality is dissimilar from other criminals, especially generic criminals," Brendan said. ~ Mission Forty-Three: The deal begins ~ (Boss: Mei and Tracer) "Pedro's church's on fire!?" a young woman around Hatchin's age exclaimed, getting noticed. "Rita (Michiko and Hatchin)!?" Hatchin exclaimed. "Rita!" Hatchin and Rita rushed towards each other before giving each other a hug. Michiko had a mildly jealous look on her face. Four seconds later, the girls let each other go. "How's life treating ya, Rita?" Hatchin asked. "Prior to January, good! Now, it sucks! I want to take back what is mine! This small city!" Rita replied. "You own a gang?" Hatchin asked. "It was created here last year. We were doing great until the goddamn Priest had that deal with those two skinny bitches from London! Since then, his gang had kicked my gang's asses left and right, taking their drugs and guns, snitching on them like hypocrites, and killing them!" Rita replied. "We'll help you own Leme again, no matter how hard it is," Brendan said. "Really!? Oh, thank you, sir!" Rita said, then Hatchin introduced her allies to Rita before telling Rita about the rivalry between Team Nightwing and Team Ages and Seasons. "Please win!" "We'll win, Rita," Brendan said. "I'll rebuild my gang while taking down Pedro and his gang. And by rebuilding, I mean money. Getting $500,000 would be nice, if you have it," Rita said. "You can have $3,000,000," Brendan said. "YOU MEAN IT!? YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!" Rita got excited. She kissed Brendan, and half of Brendan's harem got angry. Brendan deducted $3,000,000. "Mind if we get the same amount, Brendan?" Mei asked. "We'll give you all of our cocaine if you do it." "Sure, Mei," Brendan agreed. "Let's do the deal elsewhere, mates!" Tracer said. ===============================================================================   In an alley... "And done!" Brendan deducted the same amount of money for the cocaine. "Thanks, mates! Good-bye!" Tracer said, then she vanished with Mei, D.Va, and Mercy. "Guys, I just found a picture of Tracer's ex-girlfriend on a London article from 2007," during the deal, Farore had went under Google search engine and used the words "Emily", "coma", and "London". "Any of you want to see it?" "Yeah," Brendan replied, and the others nodded. "Okay, then... Get ready," Farore said before showing the gang the ugly Emily. "Eww!" Hatchin said. "Damn, she ugly as a mudderfugger!" Michiko said. "The heck!? Gross!" Rita said. "She's the ugliest person I've ever seen in my life!" Bumblebee said. "No comment," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   The present... "She is ugly," Moon said. "If Emily was alive right now, I wouldn't hit that," Ash joked. "She's Ragyo's ugliest friend ever!" Daisy (Pokemon; Pallet Town) said. In spite of working for Valerie and Olympia, she, and some others, owned a gang. "Ugliest enemy of all time!" Olympia said. "Damn those people..." spirit Emily said, floating with Widowmaker (Overwatch), Ragyo, Kitten, Fang, Maple, Ralph, Candela, and Blanche. Emily's hatred towards Mei and Tracer was super high. She hated birds because when she was little, birds from the air kept pooping on her. Like cherries, she loved carrots, but she didn't have any right now. She hated candy, chips, and other junk food, too. The only holiday she despised was Christmas. Widowmaker had a malevolent disposition, showing no mercy for her targets no matter who they were and having a love for killing, making her feel alive. She had also seemed to posses vanity when it comes to her skills and looks. After Maple, Ralph, Kitten, Fang, and other common characters had died, they went to hell's second dimension. Unlike the original dimension, the dimension Team Ragyo were in, the second dimension wouldn't allow them to interact with alive humans and go anywhere around in the world in spirit form. But a few months ago, a member of Team Ragyo had discovered the second dimension, and she encountered Ragyo's mother, leader of a large gang. Ragyo and her mother had reunited, and they merged. Some members from both sides had known each other when they were alive. "No offense, Emily, but you are ugly," Maple said, and Ralph agreed. "Whatever!" Emily shouted. "Call my Emily ugly again, and I'll hurt you," Widowmaker threatened. Total Kills: 571 Legit Kills: 24 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $214,324.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 22 Chapter End Notes Emily... Yuck. My new Overwatch pairing is D.Va x Mercy. Goddamn, they look so friggin' hot together. Recently, I've added three D.Va x Mercy yuri fics in my bookmark list, and they're all hot. I'll add more in the future, and I'll keep saving more D.Va x Mercy yuri pics. In a graphic GTA 5 scene, Widowmaker, another super dangerous GTA 5 antagonist, had murdered D.Va, Mercy, and three other Overwatch characters. And speaking of Overwatch, I'd purchased it last Friday. I friggin' love the game to death, and my favorite characters to use are Soldier: 76, Widowmaker, Tracer, Mei, Reaper, D.Va, and Mercy. My current level is Level 29, and my username is Witchan324. I'd made an Overwatch review on my Deviantart profile. My rating for Overwatch is a 9.8/10. Also, I love seeing D.Va and Mercy standing next to each other during my team's or the opposing team's small victory scene. Y'know, the one where all six playable teammates stand next to each other after their victory. And during one battle, someone had eliminated both Mercy and D.Va, and both women's corpses were lying next to each other. I also love seeing Mercy and D.Va support each other during battle. ***** Chapter 23 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Forty-Four: Revisiting the horrible house ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) "Where to next?" Brendan asked. "My old foster home! But before we do that, let's buy some Spray Cans!" Hatchin said. On the streets, Brendan robbed someone's van, but a wanted level made a return. "I hardly know this city. This is gonna take a while," Brendan said. Thirteen seconds later, however, he spotted the usual place. "That wasn't bad." The next place the gang went to was one of Leme's gun stores, the largest one; it was forty-four seconds away from the pay 'n spray. Everybody bought a $200 Spray Can, but Rita bought more than fifty weapons and Body Armors for the sake of rebuilding. "Stupid old foster home, here we come!" Hatchin said. It took two minutes to get to that bad place. Like the church, which was no longer on this wild earth, the place was heavily guarded. The ones outside got taken out, disturbing Joana's (Michiko and Hatchin), Hatchin's manipulative adoptive mother, breakfast time in the kitchen. "Shooting!?" Joana would usually talk with a very formal and elegant attitude, but not in a case like this. "HANA'S HERE!" Hatchin screamed loud, going inside the home for the first time since 2000, eleven years ago. "Hana's back!?" Joana yelled again, still hearing gunshots. "Oh, no, the phone's in the room!" Joana was done, but even with it, she'd still get killed; the same could be said if she had a weapon. "Bitch!" Hatchin confronted Joana; her allies continued to eliminate Pedro's men. "H-H-Hana..." Joana stuttered, unintentionally pissing on herself. She couldn't move, and she looked scared. "I like that look on your pathetic face! It makes me smile!" Hatchin was really smiling. "I didn't mean to abuse you, Hana, honest..." Joana was starting to cry. "The kitchen, guys!" Hatchin shouted. The others got in. "Guys, that's Joana, my foster mother!" Hatchin said. "Brendan, make me proud!" Hatchin ordered Brendan to murder Joana. Brendan chose the Shotgun as a great weapon to kill Joana. Brendan removed Joana's left leg first, and the crying Joana collapsed in so much pain. The right arm was next, then the right leg. The fourth area Brendan removed was the left arm. "Pedro had almost killed me with a Shotgun eleven years ago!" Hatchin reminded Joana. "Finish her, Brendan! Do a wicked fatality!" With that said, Brendan sliced Joana's throat. Then, Brendan attacked her head with a nasty roundhouse kick move, killing her for good. "I can do better than that!" Bumblebee acted like herself again. "Be quiet, Bumbletwat," Hatchin insulted Bumblebee. "That was nice, Brendan. Let's start objective B!" Brendan wrote "Brendan wuz here!" outside the place, Rita wrote "Team Rita is re-taking this city!" near Brendan's graffiti, Bumblebee wrote "This place looks like trash!" in the bathroom, Farore wrote "Predo sucks!" and she created an offensive offensive gesture in the master bedroom before getting Joana's phone, Emerald wrote "No one fears Pedro!" and "Din and Nayru suck dick!" on the living room floor, Michiko wrote "Pedro finna die, y'all!", and Hatchin wrote the word "BITCH!" near Joana's corpse. ~ Mission Forty-Five: More rebuilding ~ (Boss: Rita) The gang got back together, and Rita said, "My underground lair is in South Leme. It's underneath Brazil Buzz, a dead bar. Bring at least thirty new recruits for me." "I ain't gonna do it! I'll stay with you!" Bumblebee said. "Bumblebee doesn't like taking orders, Rita," Farore reminded, giving Hatchin Joana's phone. "Fine, then!" Rita said. *call* "Hana, Pedro!" Hatchin spoke to Pedro on Joana's phone. "Hana!?" Pedro was staggered. "That's right, Pedro! I'm back! Back for revenge!" Hatchin said. "Y-You set my church on fire! You will pay for that!" Pedro said. "I didn't set it on fire! My sexy buddy, Brendan, did! He's beefing with Din and Nayru! Their grunts had almost murdered his best friend in Yellowknife! Oh, and be sure to check on Joana!" Hatchin said. "M-My wife... My wife! Hana, when I find you, I will end you! You here me!? I WILL END YOU!" Pedro was serious. "Quit crying like a little bitch and shove a Catholic bible up your ass! Bye!" Hatchin said. *end call* "Michiko and I will go to north," Hatchin said. "I'll stay in this region," Emerald meant East Leme. "The two of us will go out west," Brendan said, partnering with Farore. ===============================================================================   West Leme... "Quite a region!" Farore remarked, riding a van with Brendan. The region looked more scary that the other regions combined. A lot of crimes had occurred here for years. Innocent Leme natives had always avoided it, but most tourists and other criminals outside of Leme were victims. This was a perfect place to recruit criminals nonetheless, to help Rita. Half of Rita's active and inactive members had came from South and East Leme, and the other half weren't born in Leme. "Let's split up. I'll get another van," Brendan said. "Okay, honey!" Farore said. After splitting up, Brendan robbed another van, a van that belonged to another criminal. The same criminal saw it. He fired at the protagonist, but the protagonist ran him over. After riding for four minutes, Brendan bumped into a gang of bad dropouts, who were drinking, smoking, and playing dice. Brendan honked his horn, making them stop. Then, he showed the gang $5,000. "My friend needs help! Help her as much as you can, and she'll reward you with this amount of money!" All of the dropouts agreed with Brendan, and they joined him. Then, Brendan reunited with Farore, who had more criminals in her van. "Looks like you're finished recruiting, Brendan! Let's go to Rita's!" Farore said. ===============================================================================   South Leme/Underneath Brazil Buzz... "That's a lot, guys! Sweet!" Rita said; Michiko, Hatchin, and Emerald had already brought their recruits to Rita. The lair was like an alternative, but well-detailed home, and it was larger than the size of a normal house. "When will we go after Pedro?" Brendan asked. "After you murder Maria (Michiko and Hatchin) and Gabriel (Michiko and Hatchin), his stupid children. I'd seen their favorite locations from their Facebook profiles a few minutes ago," Hatchin replied. Total Kills: 579 Legit Kills: 25 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor, Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $213,824.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 23 Chapter End Notes Maria and Gabriel! There are two other common characters with the same name. Phoebe (Hey Arnold) had tortured and killed a Maria almost ten years ago, with Ryo watching the graphic scene. Also, Gabriel and a GTA 5 antagonist, an Overwatch character's real name, share the same name. Many more common characters, and OCs to a lesser extent, share the same name. Note that Bumblebee is still Brendan's least favorite member of his harem, but they're still friends. Pedro is confirmed as an antagonist, and it's related to my second idea. Another common non-Pokemon antagonist will be confirmed late in the saga. Again, I'll explain my original/scrapped idea after the saga ends, the idea where several characters get killed off. ***** Chapter 24 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Forty-Six: Maria ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) The Gym... The gym was Maria's favorite places to hang out, to get into perfect shape. The other places Hatchin, Michiko, and Brendan had previously went to were the park and the mall. "Maria, you whore!" Hatchin yelled so loud, Maria and the others stopped exercising. "Who said my name?" Maria asked, looking confused. "HANA! H-A-N-A!" Hatchin replied, and that shocked Maria. "EVERYBODY GET OUT!" Hatchin triggered her M16 Assault Rifle near a muscular guy. A lot of people ran. Michiko and Brendan held Maria at gunpoint, and Maria raised her arms and hands. "You stay here with us, Maria!" "What did I do...?" Maria asked, looking like she was about to cry. "You know exactly what you did you me, Maria! Don't act dumb!" Hatchin then shot Maria's knees, and Maria fell. "MY KNEES!" Maria screamed. "Now, you shall face death! Michiko! Brendan! Get a super heavy dumbbell!" Hatchin said. Doing as told, Michiko and Brendan grabbed a 150 lbs. dumbbell. Maria attempted to flee, but Hatchin stopped her by shooting her legs, putting her back on the floor. Near Maria, Hatchin shot her back five times, laughing at the poor girl. "Drop it on her head!" Hatchin ordered. They did, killing her. "Where should we find Gabriel? The Brazil culture museum, the spa, or the arcade factory?" Hatchin asked. "The spa," Brendan and Michiko replied in unison. ~ Mission Forty-Seven: Gabriel ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) The spa... They came to the right place! Gabriel loved this place more than his other two favorites. In an old Facebook post, he mentioned that he'd listen to music while relaxing in a spa. The trio opened fire, causing many people to flee. Thanks to one of his main traits, only Gabriel remained here. He was founded on the third floor, the largest and last floor in this spa building. Hatchin shot his left ear and iPod, scaring the hell out of him. "HANA!?" Gabriel quickly recognized Hatchin. "That was fast, Gabriel!" Hatchin said. The trio pulled Gabriel out of the hot spa. Hatchin commanded Brendan to put Gabriel's head into the hot spa for fifteen seconds. Brendan did it, torturing Gabriel. After Gabriel was released, Hatchin and Michiko shot his right ear, then his cheeks. Hatchin wanted Brendan to torture Gabriel a little longer, and Brendan agreed to do the same cruel move. Despite getting tortured for twenty- seconds, Gabriel survived. "LET ME GO! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!" Gabriel begged for his life. "NEVER!" Hatchin refused, shooting Gabriel's privates. "One more time, Brendan, and beat his head!" Brendan resumed his actions, thus hitting Gabriel's head. A while later, Brendan put Gabriel's corpse into the hot spa. "I love you a lot, Brendan," Hatchin said. *call* "Maria and Gabriel? Gone!" Hatchin spoke to Pedro. "YOU LITTLE DEVIL!" Pedro hollered loud. "Devil!? Hypocrite much!? Listen, asshole! My friends and I want to settle the score with you and your goons in the next hour! Where? Central Leme!" Hatchin said. "You people won't win! I swear it!" Pedro said. *end call* Total Kills: 581 Legit Kills: 27 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, and Gabriel) Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor, Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $213,824.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 24 Chapter End Notes Super graphic and dark deaths, huh? Pedro's death will be super graphic and dark as well. His death will also be controversial, if not one of the most controversial deaths in this series. In a GTA 5 bonus chapter, I had listed many dark scenes (and a few dialogues) from 1-5, and they either had zero asterisks, one asterisk, two asterisk, or three asterisk. For the deaths of Joana, Maria, and Gabriel, they all have two asterisks. Pedro's dark and graphic death scene will have three asterisks. ***** Chapter 25 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Forty-Eight: Helping D.Va ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy) Outside of Rita's hideout/Twenty-minutes later... "We've been looking for you, Brendan!" D.Va said, having her alluring Mercy by her side. "Need some help?" Brendan asked. "No shit! My recent gaming rival is trying to beat my StarCraft score, the highest score in arcade gaming history, at Busan's Gaming World, and I cannot stand him!" D.Va replied. "StarCraft?" Brendan had never heard of the series. "You've yet to know about StarCraft? Shame on you! The entire planet knows about the series! Two years ago, Frost Entertainment (parody of Blizzard Entertainment), had revealed StarCraft arcade machines. When they came to Busan, I immediately played one at Gaming World! The top score is 5,671,452!" D.Va said. "That's unbelievable!" Brendan said. "It's simple! Just choose a race and destroy the other races as much as you can!" D.Va said. "How long have you played it?" Brendan asked. "Five hours and fifty-one minutes!" D.Va replied. "So, why is the target your rival?" Brendan asked. "He said he'd beat my score any day, and he called Mercy the ugliest person ever! But he's like my previous rivals! They're all jealous of me!" D.Va replied. "Act like Claude, Tommy, CJ, Toni, Victor, Niko, and other GTA characters again, and we'll aid you anytime!" ===============================================================================   Busan, South Korea... (Korea Standard Time Zone) "Busan is a mega-populated place, Brendan, but Gaming World is only a mile away from this spot!" D.Va had teleported here with Brendan and Mercy. Busan was a nice city, but despite its population, the city was less dangerous than Leme, Yellowknife, and Castelia City, smaller cities. "Rob a person's car, and D.Va will tell you where to go," Mercy said. Brendan did it, but he didn't get a wanted level. Gaming World... "There he is, that punk!" D.Va pointed at the guy. The guy was from Singapore, his parents were ultra rich, he'd use some of his parents' bodyguards to protect him, he was four-eyed, he had raven hair, he was a tad shorter than D.Va, and the color of his shirt, pants, and shoes were identical, the color green. About Gaming World, it was the largest gaming facility ever, it had seventeen floors, every arcade game was available, customer service was great, and it was a 24/7 place. It was like heaven. Brendan choosing the Mac-10 was a poor decision, but he hadn't used it in a while, due to overusing his overpowered weapons recently. One bodyguard died, and the witnesses got away. The other bodyguards damaged the protagonist's Body Armor, and more regular people kept running. Brendan began to lose a little of his normal health, but eleven seconds later, the shooting stopped, for now. The idiot rival was still trying to beat D.Va's score. There were a pair of headphones near him, but he wanted to hear people talk about him attempting to beat D.Va's score. Other gamers were wearing headphones, and they were unaware of the shooting. "What a dumbass," D.Va said. A single shot in the head. Dead. "A war in Leme starts in a couple of minutes. Aid us," Brendan said. "We shall. I shall heal you," Mercy said, then she kissed Brendan's forehead. ~ Mission Forty-Nine: Vicious criminals and Mercy vs. hypocrites ~ (Boss: Rita) Central Leme... "They're here to help us, Rita," Brendan said, bringing the Overwatch characters with him; the entire group was covering 10% of the region. "Two more should be enough for us! Gang! The hypocrites should be here in a minute! Get ready!" Rita said. After a minute, Pedro and his gang started attacking their enemies. However, Mercy's allies counterattacked fast, murdering them and leaving them with serious injuries. A few of Rita's injured men came to Mercy, and Mercy healed them one at a time. Pedro got hit four times by Hatchin's Handgun bullets, and he decided to flee like a coward. Hatchin went after the antagonist, but one of his men suddenly stopped Hatchin, hitting her with the butt of his Shotgun. Hatchin lost track of Pedro, but she got her revenge by killing the guy that stopped her. She continued to help her allies. D.Va kept acting like an unstoppable video game character, getting repeated headshot kills and not getting hurt. Bumblebee's arrogant trait made her act wild because of D.Va. In spite of more allies hiding with Mercy, Team Rita was still dominating the battle, making Team Pedro a lot worse. Twenty-four seconds later, Hatchin fatally injured the last enemy, then she asked, "Does Pedro have alternative homes!?" "A mini church in South Leme, his third church... He commonly hides his drugs and firearms there..." the soon-to-be-dead guy replied. "Alright!" Hatchin then brutally shot the guy's head ten times. "We've got one last place to go!" "I'll text Drake about the place," Brendan said. "My men! Go back to the lair! I'll pay you all after Pedro dies!" Rita said. Rita's men headed to the lair, and Brendan, Emerald, Mercy, D.Va, Bumblebee, Farore, Michiko, Hatchin, and Rita headed south. Michiko's stalker headed to the same direction. Total Kills: 606 Legit Kills: 27 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, and Gabriel) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $213,824.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 25 Chapter End Notes Sorry, but D.VaxMercy is one of my top 10 OTPs (one true pairing). They'll appear in more missions, including the last two missions. Also, I've bookmarked a few more AO3 stories of them doing lesbian things together. ***** Chapter 26 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Fifty: Crucified ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) South Leme/Near the church... The church was very far from Rita's place, near the northeastern part of East Leme. Brendan had already texted Drake a couple of minutes ago, and Drake texted back, agreeing to get Pedro's stuff. The church looked like a generic church, even the inside. Only Pedro's men were allowed here; even normal people religious fanatic behavior weren't invited. The men here were weak compared to Brendan and his killer gang; they didn't even try hard to protect Pedro, who was hiding in a brown and long casket. After the two last men died, Pedro was founded, and he got dragged out. "Don't kill him yet!" Hatchin ordered, looking for something interesting to find. Sixteen seconds later, she founded it in the church's third closet. It was a long cross, along with several ropes. "It looks heavy. I need some assistance!" Brendan, Emerald, and Michiko assisted Hatchin, dragging the cross to another rooftop, a rooftop from an old beauty shop, twenty-one inches away from the church. Farore, Bumblebee, Rita, Mercy, and D.Va got there, too, with the captive Pedro cursing under his breath and being dragged. There, Hatchin demanded, "Tie him tight!", and Brendan, Michiko, Farore, Rita, and Emerald did, treating the antagonist like Jesus Christ. "YOU AND THE OTHERS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS, HANA!" Pedro screamed. After Pedro was tied tight, Hatchin, Brendan, Bumblebee, D.Va, Rita, Farore, Emerald, and Michiko stabbed and slashed the antagonist in non-critical areas, torturing him like he was nothing. Michiko's stalker and several others were seeing it from below, but the proud OCs were taking pictures of it, wanting to show them to their family and friends, other people that hated hypocritical, religious buffoons like Pedro. More came, and a few of them were shocked to see Pedro getting mistreated to the extreme. Hatchin stabbed both of Pedro's eyes, and Pedro's screaming grew louder. She then stabbed his tongue, leveling up the graphic violence. "Finish him off in any type of way, Brendan!" Hatchin said. Brendan just shot Pedro's legs with Handgun bullets, letting the antagonist suffer more. Brendan had done many horrific things to his enemies in previous missions, but this scene was more gruesome, more dark. Dead. The OCs left, but the stalker remained in her spot. "That's the end for Pedro!" Michiko said. "He deserved it," Hatchin said. "We'll drop you guys off at Yellowknife. We've been there before," D.Va said. "When was the last time you two had been there?" Brendan asked. "February 5, 2011. We were helping Mei and Tracer track down a Yellowknife native, a trickster that had tricked Tracer in London," Mercy replied. "I'll give my dudes the dough, then I'll wait to Drake to come to the church," Prior to Predo's death, Rita had learned about Drake's looks from Brendan. "One question, Rita," Hatchin was now curious about someone's fate. "Have you heard from Gino (Michiko and Hatchin)? "He had died from a hit-and-run accident in 2006. The Brazil news was covering it like crazy," Rita replied. "Before we go, I want to say this. Rita, you look like someone I've met at Yellowknife. She's hanging out with family with incest tendencies," Brendan said. "Fuck them, whoever they are! Incest sucks! Anyway, I've had a lot of fun with you guys, especially you, Brendan! I hope we meet again!" Rita said. Rita headed to her lair, and the others went to Yellowknife. As for the stalker, she got mad, forcing herself to travel naturally. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife... Brendan exchanged numbers with D.Va and Mercy. "We'll call you when we need you, Brendan!" Buh-bye!" D.Va said before leaving with Mercy. ===============================================================================   The hideout... *call* "Guess who is dead? Pedro!" Brendan was speaking to Din and Nayru on the phone. "Pedro... We were originally going to call him for help, but we called Maple and Ralph instead," Din said. "Team Pedro was bad compared to Team Ralph and Team Maple. No, they're all bad! Pedro's guys had outnumbered me, my friends, another friend and her gang during a war, and they still lost. Before the war, I had set his church on fire and killed his family," Brendan said. "You fools will die, and we cannot wait!" Nayru said. *end call* ~ Mission Fifty-One: Back to business ~ (Boss: Nanu) ~ 11:59 a.m.... *call* "You back yet, Brendan?" Nanu asked. "Yeah, man," Brendan replied. "The target came here while you and your gals were gone, visiting his online friends for a couple of days. Skinny pedo tried to use an ice cream truck to abduct two of my nieces in the mid-90s, later got arrested, and he got away scott-free. Friggin' lawyer of his was known for helping criminals get away with a crime 100% of the time, the same lawyer that freed that Lusamine nutcase," Nanu said. "Lusamine?" Brendan didn't know who Lusamine was. "Some batshit insane woman with rich parents. Gal's the most unstable human I've ever met in years. Nab an ice cream truck, get the sick freak out of the house, wait for him to get closer, and blast him," Nanu said. "Funny how you've identified some of your targets here," Brendan said. "This city, Brendan. It's something special. It ain't just the name," Nanu said. "A woman once told me that it'd attract criminals," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   Near Good Cream... Brendan nabbed the ice cream truck, while the driver was busying eating ice cream. Brendan drove to the spot Nanu wanted him to go, north from Good Cream, the target's only Yellowknife place he had ever visited. Brendan played the generic ice cream truck, and the target and his weird-looking friends left the house. When they got closer, Brendan smoked them all. *call* "His friends had to die, too. Just found out that they were former sex offenders," Nanu said. Reward: $7,000 Total Kills: 613 Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $220,824.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 26 Chapter End Notes Yeah, I had to make Pedro's death that controversial and super dark. Why? Because on Michiko and Hatchin, Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro had treated Hatchin like shit, and Hatchin did ABSOLutely nothing to those fuckers. Before being rescued by Michiko, Hatchin had retaliated, beating the shit out of Maria. That scene was one of my favorite Michiko and Hatchin scenes of all time. This saga has eight missions left, and the stalker's name will be revealed in the next chapter! More Overwatch characters will appear in later missions, including five GTA 5 antagonists, the same Overwatch antagonists Moon killed in that story. Dead Overwatch characters will be mentioned, too, the same characters that died prior to GTA 7's events, which, again, takes place in 2010, a year before GTA 6's events. Those dead characters were mentioned under the "list of gangs/cults" category in a GTA 5 bonus chapter. ***** Chapter 27 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Fifty-Two: Interesting discoveries ~ (Boss: Madman) *call* "You are back, Brendan. I can see you from here," Madman was on a random house's rooftop; the owners of that house weren't at home, they were driving around the city. "The heck are you, Madman?" Brendan asked, looking around. Six seconds later, he found Madman. "There you are." "Recent news had broke out in the world of cartoons, but I'd read a shocking secret from a rare website as well. To know about that shocking secret, steal evidence from a CSI laboratory at East Yellowknife, an RC-P90. An unlucky victim was killed by it last night. Kill a CSI person in your sight," Madman said. ===============================================================================   Near the CSI Laboratory... The Handgun. It was the weakest option to use against anybody through the point of Brendan's GTA adventure. He used it against an employee that was about to open it with his exclusive CSI keys. Brendan took the keys before opening the door. Every seen target was killed; they were no match for Brendan. The RC-P90 was founded on the seventh room from floor two, and three CSIs had died. On his way out with the evidence, Brendan sent several officers straight to the afterlife. He then occurred the usual way, getting away with crimes. ===============================================================================   Near Madman's spot... "Here," Brendan gave Madman the evidence. Madman showed Brendan the secret website from his mobile phone. "www.ppgprivatedocuments.com. PPG stands for Powerpuff Girls. Powerblast Girls was just a parody of it, but unlike most parodies, it was successful, if not one of the best projects ever. Powerpuff Girls was created in 1985 and ended in 1989. A rich fan of Powerpuff Girls asked the creator permission for a parody series. The creator agreed, letting the fan create the parody series. In the mid-2000s, Drawn Together had parodied a pregnant Bubbles without the creator's consent. The nineteenth document revealed that he had threatened to sue Drawn Together and expose the show's many fake moments, as he was one of the few people to know that Drawn Together was 95% fake. Drawn Together made a deal with him, and the deal was them telling Comedy Central to cancel the Lemon AIDS Walk episode and the creator telling Cartoon Network to stop airing Powerpuff Girls reruns permanently, with the creator getting $500,000 from Drawn Together. The creator accepted the deal, commencing all actions," Madman said. "Compelling," Brendan said. "Another document revealed that the creator and the rich fan didn't like Powerblast Girl 2010's direction, and that they refused to group up with Killer Moth, Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, Ashley, The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus and help Kitten here," Madman said. "More?" Brendan asked. "It's not related to the original series or the parody series, but it's about Drawn Together, something that isn't part of the show," Madman replied. He showed Brendan a picture of three pitiful and disgusting human beings getting ready to have sex while holding confederate and neo-nazi flags. "Farore was 100% right about her..." Brendan said. "The self-hating woman will reveal her secret to the world on January 2, 2012 (GTA 4). Do not spread the secret. Everybody should know about it simultaneously," Madman said. "Who told you about www.ppgprivatedocuments.com?" Brendan asked. "A sixty-two year old former writer of Powerpuff Girls," Madman replied. "I won't spread the secret," Brendan promised. ~ Mission Fifty-Three: Stalker revealed ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) Near the hideout/7:02 p.m... "I can't hide from Michiko anymore... I must reveal myself to her..." the stalker said, seeing Michiko, Hatchin, Farore, Aqualad, Nightwing, Zelda, Brendan, Samus, Emerald, Speedy, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Bumblebee chatting with each other; Hatchin was feeding her baby. Nine seconds later, the stalker came up to the group. "Michiko!" the stalker said, stopping the conversation. "The fuck is you?" Michiko asked. "Atsuko Jackson," Atsuko replied, taking off her sunglasses and hat. Hatchin and Michiko gasped. "Atsuko!? Da fuq happened to yo hair? And why ain't you dressed like an officer?" Michiko asked. "You, Michiko," Atsuko replied. "Uh... me!?" Michiko was confused. "I-I-I love you... I've been in love with you since childhood... I was afraid to admit it... I know I've arrested you a few times, and I am sorry... I am really, really sorry..." Atsuko said. "You love me!? Sorry, Jambo, but I've got a girl, and her name is Hatchin! And you sorry for arresting me!? I ain't gonna forgive ya!" Michiko said. "Please...? I'll do anything to put a smile on your face..." Atsuko really wanted Michiko to forgive her. Michiko sighed. "Fine, then... Steal some drugs with Brendan and we're even," Michiko said. "Does that mean I get to live with you?" Atsuko asked. "Yes," Nightwing replied for Michiko. "My team needs more drugs." ===============================================================================   In a van... "What does Jambo mean?" Brendan asked. "A Portuguese word for both some syzygium fruit and to refer to a dark or brown-skinned person," Atsuko replied. "What's your history with Michiko?" Brendan asked. "We used to live in the same orphanage, and we were childhood friends. Years later, I became a police officer, to act tough. I had to aid Michiko and Hatchin during their adventure, before Michiko's second arrest... I had to end my career as an officer, just to stalk Michiko, and Hatchin, and the baby... non-stop. I love her, Brendan. I want to kiss her. I want her to kiss me. I want to hug her. I want her to hug me. I want to fuck her. And I want her to fuck me," Atsuko replied. "I highly doubt she's going to allow the two of you do each other. She loves Hatchin, and the way she talks to you, she hates you, even if we beat our mission" Brendan said. "She'll forgive me 100%, and we'll make love. I'm sure of it," Atsuko said. ===============================================================================   At the beach... Here, Brendan and Atsuko saw eleven OCs dealing with (DJ) Mary (Pokemon) and Karen (Pokemon). After the deal, Mary and Karen vanished to Goldenrod City. Brendan and Atsuko eliminated the OCs, wanting all of their drugs. ===============================================================================   Near the hideout... "We've got them," Atsuko said, dropping the drugs close to Nightwing. "Pretty big, Atsuko," Nightwing smiled at Atsuko. "That ain't bad, Atsuko," Michiko said. "Does that mean we're even?" Atsuko asked. "Yeah. Whatever," Michiko replied. Total Kills: 634 Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $220,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 27 Chapter End Notes Mary and Karen have appeared! Remember them, the same mega drug lords that ordered Ash to do drug-related missions for them in GTA 1 and 2? They were one of Ragyo's many victims in GTA 2, getting killed off in the Secrets Saga. Atsuko, the stalker. That's her name. I thought she was an okay Michiko and Hatchin character. Brendan promised to hide that secret! But it makes sense because the world will be able to watch it together. I had to avoid ANOTHER plot-hole with the Powerpuff Girls/Powerblast Girls thing because in a GTA 5 chapter, Moon, some GTA 1- 5 antagonists, and six Drawn Together characters had talked about Drawn Together being fake, and one of the antagonists mentioned that the pregnant Bubbles had appeared on one DT episode. Again, I'm trying to keep this series consistent as possible, not trying to act like the Dragon Ball series, the God of plot-holes. I'll repeat this a couple of times before posting GTA 8. GTA 8's dark content will start at the beginning of the story, with non-stop riots, violence, crimes, and Grand Theft Auto behavior occurring around the world. How? Again, it's not the ancient balls. They're in another dimension. It's something else. The non-stop dark content stops at the end of the storyline. Continuing on, every common Pokemon and common non-Pokemon character will get involved. Some OCs, like Ragyo's friends from her sex orgies and Rita's men, will get involved. Other common characters that got killed off before and during GTA 1-7 will also get involved, like some Overwatch and Dragon Ball series characters for example. ***** Chapter 28 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Fifty-Four: Meeting the Overwatch gang ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy) June 13/The hideout/1:31 a.m.... *ring* "Who is this...?" Brendan sounded like half-asleep; Atsuko was sleeping next to him on the floor, and Michiko, Hatchin, and the baby were sleeping on the bed. "D.Va, the popular gamer!" D.Va replied. "What do you want, D.Va...?" Brendan asked. "Meet my angel's teammates and boss!" D.Va replied. "Where are you guys...?" Brendan asked. "The same spot where had we dropped you and your friends off!" D.Va replied. "I'll get this over with..." Brendan said. "Oh, wait! I want you to do something else for us! It's short and uncomplicated!" D.Va said. =============================================================================== London/Overwatch's headquarters/8:52 a.m.... (British Summer Time Zone) The headquarters was big and expensive looking, but despite its size, there weren't that many Overwatch members. The team as a whole was nearly unstoppable, a short team that wouldn't desperately need many members to stay alive for many years to come. However, two members didn't really care about the team because they were planning on killing it off in the next several years. "Hi, McCree (Overwatch)!" D.Va said, she, Brendan, and Mercy walked past the smoker. "Hello," McCree was a calm man, rarely showing intense emotions with an element of carefreeness, he often acted polite and respectful towards both his team and strangers but could be cocky at times, he was also appreciative of weapons and preferred for them to be treated with care, and he was known for making multiple references of Western films and culture due to his looks. =============================================================================== In the food section... "Brendan's just here to visit for a while!" Mercy was talking to Mei, Tracer, and Winston (Overwatch); Mei and Tracer were making out on the table, while Winston was reading a thought-provoking newspaper article about a horrific massacre at Yellowknife's CSI laboratory and eating a banana. Winston cared about Overwatch members to the point of calling them family, he liked peanut butter and bananas, he was intelligent, and he hated being called a monkey. "A gorilla in a gang...?" Brendan was addled. "He's Overwatch's leader. Careful, though. He doesn't like being called a monkey," Mercy said. Zarya (Overwatch) came in. "Is he new?" Zarya was very confident and never doubted her strength, often bragging about being the strongest woman in the world. "Just a friend. His name's Brendan," Mercy replied. "Brendan, if you have any female friends, tell them that I am the strongest woman ever, and I'll knock other women out so easily!" Zarya said. "Same old Zarya. Let's continue on, Brendan," Mercy said. =============================================================================== In the weapon section... "Junkrat (Overwatch) and Roadhog (Overwatch), Brendan," Mercy said; the GTA 5 antagonists were surrounded by their explosive weapons while challenging each other in an explosive match from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories' multiplayer mode on the PSP. Junkrat was a chaos-inducing maniac, having a passion for explosions and destruction, he hated being tricked and taken advantage of and was willing to do any job that allowed him to blow things up, he was also a bit clumsy, he was pretty laid back in battle, and he, surprisingly, knew manners. Roadhog was silent 95% of the time, he was callous and sociopathic, showing no remorse to his victims and often laughing while fighting, and in spite of his ruthless demeanor, Roadhog possessed traits that contradicted to his behavior such as liking stuffed animals and ice cream. "It looks like they love explosives," Brendan said. "Junkrat, especially," Mercy said. =============================================================================== In the memory section... "And that's Widowmaker and Reaper (Overwatch), Brendan," Mercy said; the two just stopped talking about disliking Overwatch. Reaper was a high-functioning psychopath, having a passion for murder and vengeance and was willing to kill even without a solid motivation, he was conceited and sadistic, often toying with his enemies while having the upper hand, and in spite of how cold-hearted he was, he didn't seem to mind cracking jokes related to death and The Grim Reaper.  "Mercy and her team call this room the memory section," D.Va said. ""Gabriel Reyes, Overwatch's most notorious enemy."," Brendan quoted while looking at two photos of Reaper's real face; the left photo, Reaper's normal look, was taken during Overwatch's original run and the right photo, Reaper's mildly disfigured look, was taken in late 2005. "He was one of Overwatch's old leaders during the organization's first run," Mercy said. "The other old leader?" Brendan asked. "Soldier: 76 (Overwatch), also known as Jack Morrison. Soldier: 76 had died in Giza Plateau, Egypt almost six years ago, while Gabriel Reyes' fate is unknown," Mercy replied. She did say that Gabriel Reyes' fate was unknown, but she, D.Va, and the others, not counting Widowmaker, were unaware of his presence because of his costume, a kick-ass costume. "How did Soldier: 76 die?" Brendan asked. "On November 30, 2005, we were in another war with Talon and Blackwatch, Overwatch's enemies. After Overwatch's victory, we had discovered a giant base from an enemy's phone, as well as Gabriel Reyes' picture. Soldier: 76 and Ana (Overwatch), another deceased Overwatch member, went there alone. According to Ana, Soldier: 76 had died from gunshot wounds to the head," Mercy replied. "And Ana?" Brendan asked. "Widowmaker and Reaper claimed that Ana had died during a mission in early 2006," Mercy replied, but in reality, Widowmaker and Reaper had secretly killed Ana, a part of their plan. "Turn around." Brendan turned around, and he saw photos of the deceased Overwatch members, the common ones. ""In loving memory of Torbjorn Lindholm (Overwatch), Reinhardt Wilhelm (Overwatch), Liao (Overwatch), Gerard Lacroix (Overwatch), Ana, and Soldier: 76."," Brendan quoted. "On July 28, 1997, Torbjorn, Reinhardt, Liao, and many other first Overwatch members had died during an ugly war between Overwatch and Blackwatch, leaving Ana and Soldier: 76 as the only survivors. Gerard, Widowmaker's old husband, was shot by an unknown sniper in mid-2000, the time when we were at war with our enemies. McCree had joined Overwatch the day after his death," Mercy said, then she told Brendan who was who. The reason Gerard, a former Talon member, had joined Overwatch was because of Widowmaker murdering his parents, but before he had died, he never told any Overwatch member his legitimate reason on why he wanted to join the group in the first place. One of Talon's rules was to attempt to kill a former member and the former member's new team, ergo their heated rivalry with Overwatch. "What year did you join?" Brendan asked. "1999. I was the first member of the newly Overwatch, which was born in 1998. The original Overwatch was born in 1988, and its old headquarters was located at Zurich, Switzerland, my birthplace," Mercy replied. "And why are there many photos of you and Soldier: 76 together?" Brendan asked. "I love him, that's why. We never got a chance to have sex... I was afraid to ask him for some "hot coffee"..." Mercy replied. "So, you're bisexual," Brendan said. "I'm bisexual, too, and when I first saw Soldier: 76's sexy face, I fell in love," D.Va said. "If he was here today, we'd have threesomes with him, peace and quiet threesome," Mercy said. "Anyway, let's commence the mission." ===============================================================================   The present... "Yeah, the mates admitted that they had fantasized about them having threesome with Soldier: 76, writing threesome fanfics and whatnot," Tracer said. ===============================================================================   In heaven... "We love you, Soldier: 76," Mercy and D.Va said in unison, sitting on a light- blue couch with him while fondling his crotch; all three were half-naked. "You girls are the best," Soldier: 76 said, rubbing the women's butts. Torbjorn, Reinhardt, Liao, Gerard, McCree, Winston, Lucio (Overwatch), Ana, Pharah (Overwatch), a couple of dead OCs, several dead Dragon Ball series characters, and dead common Pokemon and other non-Pokemon characters were watching the action. Ever since Mercy and D.Va got into heaven last year, they had countless threesomes with Soldier: 76. ~ Mission Fifty-Five: Bad fan ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy) Lawrence, Kansas... (Central Unova Time Zone) "Commit a known crime, and we'll guide you to a former fan's house. We know where he lives," D.Va said. In a semi-truck... "Bad fan, huh?" Brendan said. "He wanted to rape Mercy in the ass, jizz all over her lips, and feed her dog food, or he'd hop off my bandwagon," D.Va explained. "What kind of fan would say that stuff?" Brendan didn't expect to hear something so bizarre. "An idiot fan. He's the first one, hopefully the last. Real fans don't mind my lesbian relationship with Mercy," D.Va said. "Treat him like Pedro, Brendan," Mercy said. ===============================================================================   Near the bizarre target's house... "D.Va's here!" D.Va just finished knocking on the floor. "And I've brought Mercy with me!" The fan rushed to the living room door, then he opened it. "I'm all yours," Mercy said seductively. "Tonight my lucky night! You're a real idol, D.Va!" the bizarre fan said. "Sike!" D.Va and Mercy said together, tricking the bizarre fan. Brendan popped out of the bushes, shooting the fan's arm. Brendan then shot both twenty times. The bizarre fan was on the ground, shocked and scared. "You fool! I'd never give away Mercy to a sick freak, especially a piece of shit like you! You're a disgrace!" D.Va said. Brendan jammed his Shotgun deep inside the weirdo's mouth, then he fired it, gruesomely killing him. "I like that, Brendan," Mercy said. "I like it, too! Let's take you back home. We'll phone you again soon," D.Va said. Total Kills: 635 Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $220,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 28 Chapter End Notes I like D.VaxSoldier: 76xMercy, too! Every time I see Mercy, D.Va, and Soldier: 76 on the same team, my team or the opponent's team, I smile. It's a shame that I haven't seen Rule34 pics of them fucking each other. As for Safe For Work content, all I see is family-like pictures, with Soldier: 76 being the dad, Mercy being the mom, and a younger D.Va being the daughter. I'm planning on paying a commission of them fucking each other while ignoring battle, with three of their teammates being super pissed off at them. It costs a lot of money, but it's worth paying it. Overall, D.VaxSoldier: 76xMercy is one of my favorites OTPs of all time. Man, I can't wait to do GTA 8 and I can't wait to see that commission pic! Speaking of GTA 8, the traditional ~ Mission (insert number) and (Boss: ) won't appear in all chapters because the story will be about chaos only. However, I will include antagonists. The antagonists are Ragyo, Ragyo's mother, several professors from Pokemon, several Dragon Ball series characters, and a few other common non-Pokemon characters. Because Super Saiyan 1/2/3 Gohan exist in the GTA series, two Dragon Ball series antagonists will get transformations as dangerous gifts. Although I've said that I'll include antagonists, NONE OF THEM aren't final antagonists. Who's the final antagonist, a Pokemon character? Hint: She, along with several others, got mistreated in hell after GTA 2 and 5's events, and her mother and family attempted to kill her in 2009. ***** Chapter 29 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Fifty-Six: Still not impressed ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) At Funland/10:32 a.m.... No one was here but Brendan and the girls. The others males were at the hideout; the adults were taking care of the baby. As for Drake, he was on his way home. All females but Atsuko were doing lesbian things to each other. Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer were french-kissing each other, Bumblebee and Farore were practicing lesbian things to each other for future threesomes with Brendan, even though they still despised each other, and Michiko and Hatchin were making out infront of Atsuko, who was pissed off at Hatchin for making out with her "love". "I can't take this anymore..." Atsuko thought. She couldn't deal with this any longer. Prior to the Funland scene, Michiko and Hatchin were sharing each other's foods during breakfast, they used sweet-talking words towards each other, and they even made out infront of everybody. Three minutes later, Zelda pulled out two strapons from a large sex-toy bag, a large $19.87 bag that was bought yesterday. Zelda and her two girls took their clothes off, but after that, a male thief, who had been in this park for eight seconds, rushed to the bag before taking it. "Stop, thief! He's getting away!" Zelda cried. Brendan and Atsuko chased him. Unlucky for them, the thief was fast, if not the fastest runner in Yellowknife. Even their firearm bullets didn't help them. Brendan didn't want to use the Rocket Launcher because he might destroy the bags and sex toys. Getting serious, Atsuko began to run faster than Brendan, but she still wasn't close to the thief. When she did, she shot and killed him. She grabbed the bag of sex toys, and she and Brendan headed back to the gang. ===============================================================================   Funland... "Here are the toys!" Atsuko sang, giving the girls their bags. "Thanks!" Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus said in unison. "That thief was fast, but I didn't give up on running!" Atsuko said. "Anyone coulda catch him," Michiko wasn't impressed; she had her right arm on Hatchin's shoulder's. "Let's get back to business, Hatchin!" "Yes, my Michiko!" Hatchin agreed, then the girls made out again, upsetting Atsuko a lot more. "What the hell...?" Nanu came to the park, seeing a familiar face. Who was it? Atsuko. "She's here with Brendan...? Could it be the same gal...?" ~ Mission Fifty-Seven: A shocking past ~ (Boss: Nanu) The hideout/12:05 p.m.... *call* "I've found another target, but he's not as vital as the next one," Nanu was also doing some research before the call, making sure that Atsuko was the right target. "Two targets?" Brendan said. "Beat the first mission, and I'll explain the backstory on the second one," Nanu said. ===============================================================================   Near Roller World... "Ya see that bum with the orange hat, lime pants, and gray shirt? The mongoloid had set Honolulu's skating rink on fire, nearly killing my cousin's best friend since 1st grade. Commit arson on that jabroni," Nanu said. Brendan used the Flamethrower on the right target, ending him and scaring a few people away. "Now, look at the next victim," Nanu showed Brendan an online photo of Atsuko, Din, and Nayru hugging each other. "Atsuko hugging Din and Nayru!?" Brendan easily recognized Atsuko because of the same make-up and earrings. "This is the same article from October 27, 2004, the same month, day, and year when my oldest brother, his gang, the Neo-Cornhuskers, and his family were murdered at Lincoln, Nebraska. The article said that Atsuko, a Brazil cop on vacation, had "saved" the famous singer and famous dancer, Nayru and Din, from the gang alone. That story's a lie," Nanu said. "Din and Nayru's gangs were there?" Brendan guessed. "The story also said that they didn't "travel" with anybody else. But in 2002, I'd heard that they had strong followers, debunking the bs story. So, you're right," Nanu said. "I'm about to call Din and Nayru, Nanu. They and an enemy of mine are hiding somewhere, but they'll be back here soon," Brendan said. *call* "Have one of you remembered a woman named Atsuko on October 27, 2004?" Brendan asked Nayru and Din. "We both remembered the Brazilian woman, Brendan! She's a great helper, and she's a great dirty cop!" Din replied. "We had called her a few months ago and wanted her to help us take down Team Nightwing, but she said she was busy stalking some woman, another one, and a baby," Nayru said. "This dirty cop here will make sure that Atsuko dies, and when you two come back, I'll try my best to murder ya!" Nanu said. "A friend of yours, Brendan?" Nayru asked. "Brendan and I ain't friends, bitch, but he's been helping me seeking justice for my family and my family's friends!" Nanu didn't let Brendan reply. "Neo-Cornhuskers were a part of your family? They had to die! One of my biggest fans was in a coma for two days because of them!" Nayru said. *end call* "Atsuko's at my boss' hideout. You'll have to explain Atsuko's relationship with Din and Nayru to Nightwing before taking action," Brendan said. "Got it," Nanu agreed. Total Kills: 636 Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $220,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 29 Chapter End Notes Yeah, shit just got real. There are three missions left in the Michiko and Hatchin saga. Then, the final saga, Bloodyknife Saga, will commence. By the way, the hot coffee stuff from the previous chapter was a reference to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas' controversial and unfinished mod. Man, I remembered that news blowing up the world back in 2005. Good times. Two GTA 7 female protagonists will appear in the Bloodyknife Saga. In GTA 1, they had briefly appeared in the first wild party mission, but they didn't appear in the second one. Notice my new logo? That logo will be essential in GTA 8. It's one of Moon's super important weapons, a necklace, to use during the non- stop chaos, and San Antonio, the logo's city, plays a mega major part of the storyline. ***** Chapter 30 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Fifty-Eight: Stealing international money ~ (Boss: Atsuko) Near the hideout... "Atsuko, you are dead!" Brendan yelled, getting everybody's attention, including Drake, who just came back. "Dead!? What the hell did I do!?" Atsuko yelled. "Din and Nayru! You had affiliated with them on October 27, 2004, killing one of my families, the Neo-Cornhuskers, my late brother's family!" Nanu replied. "The Neo-what!? Din and Nayru!?" Atsuko pretended like she never knew about the discontinued team and the antagonists. "Don't play stupid with us! I have proof!" Brendan said before showing Atsuko and Team Nightwing the same photo Nanu had showed him minutes ago. Team Nightwing, except for the baby, gasped at the same time. "More proof? Do it, Nanu," Brendan said. Nanu played his mini-tape recorder, furthering the proof. The proof was Nanu and Brendan's recent conversation with Nayru and Din; Nanu had secretly recorded it. The adults on Team Nightwing glared at Atsuko. "Atsuko. I, leader of Team Nightwing, sentence you to die!" Nightwing said. "The hell you won't!" Atsuko shouted, quickly getting behind Hatchin and holding her like a hostage. "Michiko!" Hatchin cried; the baby started crying. "DON'T KILL HER, ATSUKO!" Michiko cried. "I won't kill her as long as I get what I want!" Atsuko said. "What do you want, Atsuko!? We'll give you anything!" Michiko cried again. "ANYTHING! Brendan, call those two friends of yours! You and your other friends had teleported out of Leme with them!" Atsuko said. *call* "Mercy, D.Va, get to the hideout ASAP! Hatchin and her baby are in trouble!" Brendan said. "Yes, sir!" Mercy and D.Va said in unison. *end call* ===============================================================================   A few minutes later... "Here we are!" Mercy showed up with D.Va. "How did you guys disappear!?" Atsuko asked. "Answer fast or I'll blow this bitch's brains out!" "These!" Mercy and D.Va replied together, showing Atsuko their teleport devices. "How does it work!?" Atsuko asked. "Use the search engine or the letter category to find a a city or town, then press the teleport button to go to that place. To unlock undiscovered places, visit them with the device. Do not overheat it. If you do, you'll have to wait for a few hours to use it again," Mercy explained, deleting most places from her device. "Compelling. Give me the device!" Atsuko said, then Mercy gave away her device to the antagonist. "Complete three of my objectives, and I'll let Hatchin and the baby go! The first one is steal $10,000 of Australian money!" Atsuko said. "We can do that!" Michiko said. "I ain't, Atsuko! I ain't takin' orders from you!" Bumblebee said. "We don't need you, anyway! Let's get going, mates!" Farore said. ===============================================================================   Sydney, Australia/June 14; 4:29 p.m.... (Australian Eastern Time Zone) "Guys, I've obliterated 99% of the places from my device. We can find her in Ann Arbor, Michigan or Columbus, Ohio," Mercy reminded. "Great job. We can't let a friend of Din and Nayru live," Nightwing said. "I'm not sure if Brendan have told his others friends this, but I do not commit crimes. I heal allies," Mercy said. "We're okay with that, miss," Nightwing said. "I'm Mercy," Mercy said. "And I am D.Va!" D.Va said. Two minutes and three seconds later, the gang spotted nine businessmen coming out of a tall international building, International Service. Mercy's allies started holding them at gunpoint, beating them up, and shooting their non- critical areas, attracting the police and other different people. Emerald and D.Va wiped them out, and the businessmen's money got stolen. Emerald and D.Va stole the dead officer's money as well. ~ Mission Fifty-Nine: Stealing more international money ~ (Boss: Atsuko) Near the hideout... "Here, Atsuko!" Brendan said, throwing the bag of Australian money to the antagonist. Atsuko looked inside the bag. "Many $100s, and the bag's heavy," Atsuko then looked at her enemies. "Now, nab $20,000 of Swedish krona!" ===============================================================================   Stockholm, Sweden/8:40 p.m.... (Central European Time Zone) It was dark, but without hesitation, Mercy's allies began attacking every seen human, even the homeless. The Swedish officers weren't intimidated, however, retaliating with scary weapons, Desert Eagles. Brendan got damaged four times, but Mercy healed him, kissing him on the left cheek. "MY FAMILY'S IN FUCKIN' DANGER!" Michiko screamed, murdering the Swedish cops. A rich-looking guy ran, but Nanu shot his legs, putting him down. Nanu took $5,000 from him. Zelda, Samus, Drake, and Female Wii Fit Trainer went into a nearby giant mart. They shot the ceiling, telling the employees and customers not to move. The opposing people raised their arms and hands, feeling scared. The others went in, and Mercy's allies took money from the cash registers and people. ===============================================================================   Near the hideout... "Now, release them!" Brendan said, tossing the krona to Atsuko. "$200, $500, and $1,000 kronas!" Atsuko was looking at the bag. Then, she smiled at Michiko. "The third task. Give Michiko to me. We'll start a new life together, and Michiko will love it!" "She's yours," Nightwing said. Atsuko released Hatchin and the baby, and Michiko came to Atsuko. Atsuko then vanished to Ann Arbor, Michigan with Michiko. "Do not worry, Hatchin. They either went to Ann Arbor or Columbus. We'll go to Ann Arbor first," Nightwing said. "One of you watch my baby for a couple of minutes! I want to save my Michiko from that BITCH!" Hatchin said. Total Kills: 638 Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $220,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 30 Chapter End Notes One GTA protagonist and his harem, eleven women, won't get involved in the chaos in GTA 8. Instead, they'll stay trapped, and one of his women will become possessed by a GTA 8 antagonist and try to kill Moon a couple of times until late in the story where all twelve characters are freed. Moon and other protagonists will defend themselves, their allies, and their love ones, even though the allies and love ones will have to force themselves to kill opposing people. The GTA 8 protagonist is Moon for obvious reasons. It's not Ash because he already has two roles as a protagonist, GTA 1 and GTA 2. ***** Chapter 31 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Sixty: Atsuko to Bye-Bye ~ (Boss: Hatchin) Ann Arbor, Michigan... (Central Unova Time Zone) "Da cavalry has arrived, hoe!" Michiko said; Atsuko was about to jack a ride. "Damn it...!" Atsuko cursed. Michiko surprised the antagonist with a hard sucker punch to the forehead. Then, Michiko ran to her allies, with Atsuko still being stunned from the sucker punch. After a hot, sexy, and brief hug from Michiko and Hatchin, the armed criminals fired at Atsuko. But Atsuko got away with the same ride. "Let's nab some rides!" Hatchin said. Hatchin, Michiko, Farore, Samus, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer rode in a van, Mercy and D.Va rode in a sports car, Brendan and Nightwing rode on motorcycles, Nanu rode in a regular-looking car with a decent amount of horsepower, and the other males rode in another van, a smaller one. The only ally that wasn't here was Bumblebee, who was busy watching the baby while talking to herself. The police took part of the chase, but the armed criminals assaulted them with blazing gunfire, blowing up their vehicles and killing them off. Atsuko used her Shotgun against her enemies, slowing them down and making the pursuit more difficult. Speaking of which, more cops butted in. "Go away already!" Samus yelled, using the hell out of her SMG against the cops. Brendan annihilating the four cop cars caused him star number four, and the SWAT team got into the mix. The gang was lucky that Atsuko hadn't thought about disappearing because Atsuko was so madly in love with Michiko, and Atsuko would rather try her best to take Michiko back right now than fleeing the easy way. This wild car chase scene wouldn't happened if Atsuko had went to Columbus, Ohio with Michiko. Before this, Atsuko didn't question Mercy on why there were two places on her teleport device. The reason she didn't answer that question was because of her scary obsession with Michiko, thinking about her non-stop and desperately wanting to live with her forever. "Die, you friggin' pigs, die!" Emerald shouted, still triggering his M16 Assault Rifle. "This is getting more complicated!" Nightwing said, dodging bullets. "I'VE POPPED ONE OF HER TIRES!" Hatchin wasn't lying. But in spite of that part, Atsuko was still driving like a pro. "DRIVE FASTER!" Drake yelled, holding a Grenade Launcher. Brendan and Nightwing drove faster, and Drake launched several grenades. The grenades went off, exploding five SWAT vehicles. Farore, Aqualad, and Speedy took care of the SWAT helicopters above, and Brendan handled three new SWAT vehicle. That there gave him star number five. "The fuckin' FBI!" Brendan cursed, seeing a couple of FBI cars spawn. "The hell with this!" Hatchin said, getting on top of the van's roof. "I WANT YOU TO GO AWAY FOREVER, ATSUKO!" Hatchin shouted, focusing on Atsuko. "My tire's hit! Get close to me, Brendan! I'll ride with you!" Nightwing said. Brendan slowed down a little. Close to Brendan, Nightwing hopped off his motorcycle, and he got behind Brendan. Nightwing wasted all of his Flash Grenades on the FBI, and it worked, causing them to crash into random objects and harming and killing random adults. Hatchin popped another tire. Atsuko tried to murder Hatchin, but Hatchin hardly dodged the bullet, almost hitting the lower part of her right leg. Hatchin hit the last two tires, and Atsuko couldn't take good control of her vehicle. Nine seconds later, Atsuko fatally collided with a "Columbus, Ohio and Ohio State Buckeyes suck" bus, getting knocked out. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife/Near the hideout... "My head..." Atsuko was waking up. "You're awake, Atsuko," Hatchin and the gang got her surrounded; Brendan had his Silencer next to Atsuko's head. "Now, watch this!" Michiko said. Hatchin and Michiko made out, they made loud moaning noises, and they rubbed on each other's butts. Mercy, D.Va, Zelda, Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Farore loved it, Emerald loved it, too, and the other males didn't mind it, but Atsuko got steaming mad while shedding tears. After ten minutes, Michiko, Hatchin, and Brendan executed Atsuko. "Glad that's out of the way. Gonna get something to eat in the hideout," Drake said. Everybody but Nanu, Mercy, D.Va, and Brendan joined Drake, and Nanu headed to his hotel room. "We'll hang around here for a few hours, Brendan. My device needs plenty of rest," D.Va said. "When we're done here, we'll revisit the places I've deleted on my device," Mercy said. ~ Mission Sixty-One: Previous protagonists via timeline ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy) The hideout/1:49 p.m.... *call* "Brendan, we've found a few friends of ours! Like you, two of them had done lots of GTA shit last year! Meet us at Funland!" D.Va said. Funland... "Brendan, the ex-military soldier... More like a male stripper that strips for queers. You look like one," Giselle (Pokemon) said, but she wasn't homophobic. Giselle was 5'7, she weighed 135 lbs., she was thirty-five years old, she used to be a bully during childhood, she could be mean to some people sometimes, she was smart, she hated SJWs with a passion, she was invulnerable to criticism, she wasn't afraid of anyone holding a weapon near her face, she loved her girlfriend so much, she was a former professor at the University of Fuchsia, Waco, Texas was one of her hated places in the world, and she was born a vicious killer. "Giselle's my girlfriend's name. I'm Casey (Pokemon)," Casey said. Casey was 5'3, she weighed 110 lbs., she was twenty-five years old, she used to be an unstoppable and professional softball player until a bad accident had occurred on August 23, 2009, she rarely used a swear word, she wasn't as much a criminal compared to Giselle, she used to be poor until the age of six where her parents discovered her true talents as a softball player and used her to compete in illegal and hidden softball matchups for hordes of money, she loved baseball and she'd keep up with Major League Baseball, Little League World Series, College Baseball, and other league scores, she'd attend all World Series games, and she knew a lot about the history of baseball and softball. "I'm just Joe (Pokemon; Kanto)," Joe was dressed like a stereotypical nerd. He used to get bullied a lot by Giselle. "My former punching bag!" Giselle said. "Wait, Casey, I think I've seen you on a Youtube video once," Brendan said. "As a professional softball player? Those days are long gone," Casey said. "Why did you quit?" Brendan asked. "My first at-bat caused a pitcher to go into comatose mode, but she regained consciousness on March of 2010. I thought about resuming my career. But I've decided to choose the GTA lifestyle and stay with Giselle," Casey replied. "Right move!" Giselle said. "Anyway, what the hell happened between you and your military, Brendan?" "I had assaulted my military enemy, Brodie. The punk had paid four thugs to steal my friend's drugs and money and kill him, but they all failed," Brendan replied. "He's currently hiding with my other enemies, but they'll be back soon." "Kanto's Fuchsia City was wild last year. I was on a four-month vacation during that time," Mercy said. "Yeah, it was! We had to deal with six Yankees from Bullworth, New England, more victims, and some ninja dude's younger sister. The latter fought me and Casey like some generic final boss character from a video game," Giselle said. "She was a tough cookie," Casey said. "Time's up, Brendan. We're done with you, for now. Get lost and wear makeup, fruitcake," Giselle said. "Then, I'll leave," Brendan said, going to back to the hideout. "We'll contact you later, Brendan!" D.Va said. ===============================================================================   The present... "Casey and Giselle... I believe I had met them briefly at (Officer) Jenny's (Pokemon) first wild party," Ash said. "Last year, they had participated at Team Val and Oly's anti-SJW rampage mission! Giselle was talking a lot of shit against SJWs!" Burnet said. Total Kills: 652 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $220,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 31 Chapter End Notes Giselle and Casey are the GTA 7 protagonists! GTA 6 isn't the only story where other protagonists are introduced. Burnet and Cheren were introduced in GTA 1, Red was introduced in GTA 3, Hilbert was introduced in GTA 3, and Moon was introduced in a deleted GTA 1 scene. Red's introduction in GTA 2, in mission ninety-eight, had a bit of hints on his past partnership with Ragyo and her gang of friends and Valerie and Olympia in GTA 3, with the latter two being under the same gang with him. It's not much, but I'll develop more of Casey and Giselle's personalities and traits in GTA 7. BTW, Casey and Giselle were really part of that anti-SJW mission in GTA 5. All scenes are deleted scenes. GTA 7's final antagonist! If any of you have watched one of the Fuchsia City episodes from the Pokemon anime before, you know who the final antagonist is. Hint: "some ninja dude's younger sister." It was friggin hard to think of a female final antagonist for GTA 7's storyline. I'm not even lying. And yeah, Casey and Giselle WILL appear in GTA 8. Joe had appeared in a GTA 3 mission, with him getting killed for having great luck at Snowbelle City's casino. But again, every dead common character and OC, previous antagonists, common enemies, and OC friends and enemies of common characters, WILL get involved in the gruesome chaos/war. Mercy and D.Va will appear in GTA 7. Man, I can't get enough of this pairing! Before going to work, I had played Overwatch a little. My team had lost, but during the opposing team's victory scene, D.Va had leaned next to Mercy, and it was hot. This wasn't the only time it had happened. D.Va can do the same pose to other characters as well, but the only characters I want to see her lean next to are Soldier: 76 and Mercy. In real life, Ann Arbor's college football team, Michigan Wolverines, and Columbus' college football team, Ohio State Buckeyes, hate each other with a passion. I really love Giselle and Casey as a couple. In 2012, I had created a story called "An Adventure of Fluffy Love", and it was about May, Misty, and many MANY other pokegirls constantly having sex with each other in May's house. Also, there were many yuri couples, with GisellexCasey being one of them. I was criticized by some for having too many pokegirls living under the same roof, wanting some of them to go home. It wasn't a decent story overall, but I was just doing it for fun. Even though they don't fit in the same genre, Team Val and Oly and its headquarters, the mansion, is kinda inspired by that story, but unlike An Adventure of Fluffy Love, most of Valerie and Olympia's employees have different hideouts/homes, meaning that they don't have to spend the night there all the time. ***** Chapter 32 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Sixty-Two: Borrowing ~ (Boss: Madman) The hideout/10:21 p.m.... *call* "Beat the final several missions for me, and I'll reveal my true identity," Madman said. "What shall I do now?" Brendan asked. "Despite the deaths of Cartoon Network, Teen Giants Go!, and Turner Broadcasting System, "Bring back Cartoon Network" and "Bring back Teen Giants Go!", two Twitter accounts and serious campaigns on the internet, former members of "Teen Challenge", plan on reviving the two. The number of signatures from their petition on Change.org have reached one-million in six hours, but they need one-million to go. Change.org isn't the only targeted website. GoFundMe.com is the other one. Their goal is to get $500,000,000, and they've gained $250,000,000. The groups have a mansion at Seattle, Washington. Delete them, and delete their accounts," Madman replied. "Seattle sounds far," Brendan said. "Hours ago, a friend of yours had explained your enemy on how to use a "teleport device". I didn't just hear the conversation. I've seen you and the others disappear, too. Borrow one. The other last missions will be available outside of Yellowknife," Madman said. Outside the hideout/A few minutes later... "Here ya go, luv! Don't break it!" Tracer gave her device to Brendan, standing with Mercy, D.Va, and Mei. "Have good fun murdering the bloody fanboys! They and their show both suck!" "Whenever you're done, come to Overwatch's headquarters. Widowmaker and Reaper want you to do a few missions with them," Mercy said. ===============================================================================   Seattle, Washington... (Pacific Time Zone) The destination was far from the spot Brendan had entered the city. So the fastest way to get there was to use a motorcycle, a vehicle that was all over the city. Brendan getting one didn't get him in trouble; the victim had never snitched in his life. At the mansion, the shortest one in Seattle, Brendan went crazy against the unarmed targets, looking like a killer that never loved anybody. Half of the mansion was covered with "Teen Giants Go! forever" and "Cartoon Network is our childhood" campaign art, the same ones from their accounts; all victims were wearing shirts of the art, too. Brendan located a laptop in a room from the second and last floor. Brendan didn't need to log in because all accounts were already logged in. If it was the other way around, Brendan would get Bumblebee to help him hack into the accounts. ===============================================================================   Fifty seconds later... *call* "The accounts are dead as a door nail, Brendan," Madman said. *end call* ~ Mission Sixty-Three: Back to Hoenn ~ (Boss: Widowmaker and Reaper) London/June 14/Overwatch's headquarters... "Need me?" Brendan asked the GTA 5 antagonists. "An expert sniper and killer lover wants us to rendezvous with him at some land in Castelia City. Let's get there before he seeks somebody else," Widowmaker replied. ===============================================================================   Castelia City/June 14/The rendezvous spot... "We have arrived, Laptrap (Cluefinders; human form)," Widowmaker said. "I thought you guys would never show up. Let's get the fun started!" Laptrap was part of the Cluefinders gang, a gang of assassins. He was biracial, being white and black; he also had a smaller percentage of Asian and Hispanic in him. "Y'all trespassing our white land! Leave!" a worthless, disgusting human being shouted, making the mass murderers see her and her two racist lovers. Foxxy Love (Drawn Together) said it, and Widowmaker, Laptrap, and Reaper were stupefied to see her with Princess Clara (Drawn Together) and The King (Drawn Together). Foxxy's attire was just a confederate hat, a confederate bra, and confederate panties. "I'll explain the story when we get to Mauville City," Brendan said before teleporting there with his allies. ===============================================================================   Mauville City/June 14/1:38 p.m.... (Japan Time Zone) In a car... "Drawn Together's fake, and the self-hating bitch never loved her own race. She'll tell the world about her secret on January 2, 2012," Brendan explained. "I won't tell anybody else about it." "I'll keep my mouth shut, too," Reaper said. "That's seven months away, which isn't long. I'm with you and Reaper," Widowmaker agreed. "I always thought she strongly loved her race. Boy, I was wrong... I'll remain silent until that day comes," Laptrap said. ===============================================================================   On Repairville's rooftop... "Payback time, scumbags," Laptrap said; he, Brendan, and Widowmaker were looking through their Sniper Rifles, and Reaper was looking through his binoculars. The place the criminals were targeting was Not Just Bacon, Mauville's famous 24/7 restaurant. Twenty hours ago, the owners of the restaurant, two cousins, had snitched on Laptrap for drug dealing behind their place, and the cops almost took away his life. The snipers began shooting at random, hitting civilians in and outside the restaurant and frightening the owners, employees, and others. Drake (Pokemon; Hoenn), Glacia (Pokemon), Phoebe (Pokemon), and some OCs got out fast, but the snipers kept shooting, killing three OCs and hitting the future rapists. But despite getting hit, the future rapists got away. "Jesus, my right arm!" Glacia cried, putting pressure on her wound. "Now, we get in and continue to terminate without extreme prejudice!" Laptrap said. In the restaurant, Brendan, Laptrap, and the GTA 5 antagonists wasted every spotted human except for the owners, who were on their knees and begging for forgiveness. Refusing to accept their forgiveness, Laptrap shot their legs. Then, he and the other murderers wasted them. "Oh, I love killing so much," Widowmaker said. "I second that! Thanks a ton!" Laptrap said. Reward: $100,000 Total Kills: 689 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $320,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 32 Chapter End Notes Shit, I've forgot to explain the scrapped plans in the last chapter's notes. I apologize. Anyway, my original idea in the Michiko and Hatchin saga was to have Michiko and Hatchin as antagonists. The other original idea was to let Michiko and Hatchin kill off Bumblebee in mission fifty, originally the last mission of the saga. And finally, Nightwing decided to adopt the baby, due to Michiko and Hatchin's deaths. Why did I have to get rid of those ideas? Because Michiko and Hatchin as antagonists don't make sense. It's just them constantly disobeying Nightwing, which had nothing to do with affiliating with Din and Nayru. Had I slapped the original idea, Michiko and Hatchin would be filler antagonists, and Atsuko wouldn't. Also, Pedro and his family don't exist in the original plan. Seriously, though. I'm glad I had chosen the second idea, to make it more related to Din and Nayru, and to avoid more filler. Mas Y Menos, Speedy, and Aqualad also died in the original plan. Laptrap didn't appear in other GTA stories, but three GTA 3 antagonists, Cluefinders characters, had attended his funeral during the storyline, taking a small breaking on attempting to assassinate Red. How did he die? A deadly colon cancer. Update on Overwatch. I'm currently on Level 63 and I still have the same username. Yeah... They all had appeared on the same mission. And the R word! I had to put it there, too. ***** Chapter 33 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Sixty-Four: More love for violence ~ (Boss: Widowmaker and Reaper) "Where to next?" Brendan asked. ===============================================================================   College Park, Maryland... (Eastern Unova Time Zone) "See that guy in the Terrapin costume? He's been acting weird ever since we saw him early morning," Widowmaker said. "He might be on drugs," Brendan said. "He's on his motorcycle. Better tail him," Reaper said; the target took off. "This is gonna be sweet!" Laptrap wanted to hang out with the three a little more. A civilian was about to get inside his car, but Widowmaker and Laptrap both shot and killed the poor guy. After tailing the target for a while, they crashed into his home of rare alcohol. Seeing intruders, the target and his Terrapin costume buddies instantly attacked them, but the four fought back with their overpowered weapons. "DIE, DIE, DIE!" Reaper shouted, going crazy with his two Shotguns. "Pathetic amateurs!" Widowmaker insulted the Maryland Terrapins fans, eliminating five of them. "More are spawning like video game enemies!" Laptrap said, killing six enemies from another room. "The more they appear, the better!" Widowmaker was displaying her persona, murdering five targets from the kitchen. "Whoever's left, come on out and face us like brave soldiers!" More came from nearby homes and the backyard. The targets' only advantage was the number of them, but their disadvantage was their level of survival experience, way lower than Widowmaker, Laptrap, Reaper, and Brendan's; Widowmaker was right about them. "That's right, keep coming!" Widowmaker was scoring headshot kills; the men were hitting other important areas like the throat and heart. After tons of murdering, the four found a semi truck in the back. "What's in the truck?" Brendan said. He opened it, and he and company saw loads of alcohol that looked illegal. "I've never seen this kind of alcohol before," Widowmaker said, taking a close look at one of the bottles. ""Made in Columbia." "Drink at your on risk.", Brendan quoted the only two messages on a bottle. "Probably illegal." ~ Mission Sixty-Five: Protecting the alcohol ~ (Boss: Widowmaker and Reaper) *call* "What, Mei?" Widowmaker sounded mad. "Are you and Reaper in Unova, friend?" Mei asked. "No shit," Widowmaker replied rudely. "If you two are close to Charlottesville, Virginia with any type of substance, feel free to help me, Mercy, D.Va, and Tracer deal with some Virginia Cavaliers fans!" "Wait for a few hours," Widowmaker accepted going to Charlottesville because of Tracer, her ex-girlfriend, being there. *end call* ===============================================================================   Charlottesville, Virgina... (three hours and thirty-seven minutes later) "Made it!" Widowmaker stopped infront of Tracer, Mei, D.Va, Mercy, and the drug dealers; Reaper was sitting next to Widowmaker in the truck, and Laptrap and Brendan had driven motorcycles. "'Bout time, mates! We can get this started!" Tracer said. "WE WON'T ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN!" someone shouted like a real redneck, distracting his group's chosen targets. "Oh, no, they're nearby us! Don't let them burn that truck!" a Virginia Cavaliers fan, the tallest one, said. "West Virginia Mountaineers fans love to ruin fun in Charlottesville!" another Virginia Cavaliers fan, a four-eyed fan, reminded. Brendan, Laptrap, Widowmaker, and three Virginia Cavaliers fans got on top of the truck, and the others remained below. The armed criminals then took action, stopping the enemies from trying to set the truck on fire. A new West Virginia Mountaineers fan flung his Molotov Cocktail before getting shot by Tracer, but Widowmaker one-shot the Molotov Cocktail like a pro, and the fire landed on the streets, fifteen inches away from her downward allies. "New enemies!" Brendan informed before dropping down and rushing to the extra enemies. Brendan gave most of them a taste of his own burning medicine, his Flamethrower, not his Molotov Cocktails. The last opposing fan fled like crazy, but Widowmaker got him with one headshot. After the deal... "Need to hit the bed! I'm looking forward to killing new bums with you friendly people again!" Laptrap said before teleporting away. "Tracer and I will step down from crimes because we're going to do the nasty!" Mei said. She kissed Tracer's left cheek, and Widowmaker quietly growled at her. "You're the best, luv!" Tracer said before kissing Mei back. Tracer, Mei, D.Va, and Mercy left. "God, I hate Mei! Fat fuck!" Widowmaker yelled. "Why?" Brendan asked. "When Mei joined the Overwatch gang, Tracer dumped me for her! I want to kill her so bad, but I can't! Ugh!" Widowmaker replied. ===============================================================================   The present... "That's the last time I saw Laptrap," Brendan said. "Laptrap was a great friend to us, Brendan. He will be greatly missed," Joni (Cluefinders) said, and Leslie (Cluefinders), Santiago (Cluefinders), and Owen (Cluefinders) nodded. Joni was absolutely strong-willed, fearless, and courageous, often to the point of sheer recklessness. Santiago was sensible and level-headed, and he had a mild fear of heights. Owen was a comic relief character, and he loved pizza, skateboarding, and evidently, the word dude. As for Leslie, she was the most intellectual inclined of the group, and she would sometimes use words in casual conversation apparently in an attempt to display her extensive vocabulary. The four were former members of Team Ragyo; they had betrayed the group and joined Team Val and Oly last year. "Don't think about it, Laptrap. Otherwise, you'll get punished and left behind," Ragyo threatened. "I understand..." spirit Laptrap wanted to interact with his old buddies again, but he didn't want to break Ragyo's promise because Ragyo's new scientific friends, alive, were currently creating something to bring Team Ragyo back to life, and it'd take them a few years to let it happen. "If Moon succeeds every difficult mission in 2019, my mother and I will let you join Team Val and Oly," Ragyo promised. Total Kills: 722 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat Total money: $320,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 33 Chapter End Notes I had made two plot-holes by mistake! The date was January 2, 2012, not January 5, 2012! Sorry about that! And that's part of GTA 8's super dark plot! A lot of family and friend reunions will occur after the 50.1%-99.9% difficult missions, but a mandatory war will occur after that. I can't wait to do that, and I can't wait to make my OTP from Overwatch, D.VaxMercyxSoldier 76, support each other like crazy during the mandatory war. BTW, the Hilbertxharem commissioned pic finally came to life, and it's on Rule34 and Tumblr! Again, it's based on a post-GTA 5 scene, with Hilbert's naked harem, non-Pokemon female characters and former GTA 4 antagonists/enemies, feeding him food on Valentine's Day. Plenty people liked it. Several people disliked it, but it ain't that big of a deal, and I'm not like those psychotic CynthiaxDawn shippers that immediately attack you for bashing a fake pairing. People have every right to dislike fictional elements, and it shouldn't be taken seriously. ***** Chapter 34 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Sixty-Six: Need some detonation bombs for the mixture drugs ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin) Behind the hideout/June 14; 6:44 a.m.... "Well, you girls are up early," Brendan said. "We just need some detonation bombs, and that'll be it!" Michiko was stirring a large bowl of the drugs she and Hatchin had mixed up; some of that rare alcohol was in the bowl, and Hatchin was drinking a bottle of it. "Detonation bombs? Why need them?" Brendan asked. "To freeze them with our dough and drugs...!" Hatchin replied. "And to use them for our battle against Din and Nayru!" Michiko replied, too. "I'll be back here in a little," Brendan said, going to They Ain't Illegal. ===============================================================================   At They Ain't Illegal... "Sorry, pal, but I'm all out of detonation bombs," the guy behind the counter said. "Out of detonation bombs? Who was the last customer that bought them?" Brendan asked. "A guy with a purple hat, a mustache, and a blue pickup truck. He's almost as skinny as you," he replied. "Which way did he go?" Brendan asked. "My camera left," he replied. Outside, Brendan rode on his stolen motorcycle, and he eventually found the right vehicle. Almost getting past the target, Brendan shot him, but the target fired back, missing five of his Desert Eagle shots. Brendan killed him, and the pickup truck collided into a street pole. ===============================================================================   Behind the hideout... "Got the detonator and its bombs," Brendan gave the items to the girls. "But I'm keeping the Desert Eagle." "You're a real sweetheart, Brendan!" Hatchin said. She licked Brendan's right ear hole for several seconds, and Brendan was okay with it. "We've yet to ask you this question, Brendan. Do you have a family?" "My biologicial mom had died during a bank robbery incident when I was eight months old, and my dad had died in his sleep when I was two. Their friends, Professor Birch (Pokemon) and his wife, had adopted me, but my relationship with Birch wasn't normal. I never cared for his bizarre experiments and scientific behavior, he didn't treat me like a normal son, and we rarely spoke to each other. But his wife and I were close, and she took care of me until I was eighteen," Brendan replied. "Are Birch, his wife, and yo biological parents criminals?" Michiko asked. "Yes. Birch's wife used to be in the same military, but unlike me, she lasted there for five years. She was responsible for me going there in the first place," Brendan replied. "Are Birch and his wife dead?" Hatchin asked. "I don't know. I haven't seen Birch since I've moved out of his lab in 2004, and his wife's whereabouts are unknown," Brendan replied. "You gonna pay Birch a visit anytime soon?" Michiko asked. "I'd rather not," Brendan replied. ~ Mission Sixty-Seven: EWR ~ (Boss: Madman) 9:12 a.m.... *call* "On Twitter, a Newark Liberty International Airport employee had leaked a secret military jet aircraft and 100% of its information to the world, the UFAS Lockhead Morton F-50 (a made up name). Steal it, and land it on the beach. I will get it," Madman said. ===============================================================================   Newark, New Jersey... Newark was the largest city in New Jersey, and its EWR airport had a strong connection with the New York and Philadelphia metropolitan areas and was one of the busiest airports on the planet. But the city itself was small compared to bigger cities with busy airports, it had less than 280,000 people, and it wasn't hard to find. With a stolen car and the power of the internet from his phone, Brendan didn't have any trouble finding EWR. Like all airports, security guards allowed criminals like Brendan to keep their weapons as long as they wouldn't hurt anybody. But after Brendan killed two military guys standing next to a suspicious looking door, they went after him. Not taking them seriously, Brendan ignored them, continuing the mission. The criminal kept slaughtering more military guys until he bumped into the secret military jet, which was located underneath the edge of Newark's military base. The military guys behind Brendan told him not to touch the jet, but Brendan took off with the fast thing. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife/The beach/After landing the jet and gettnig out of it... *call* "Stay tuned," Madman said. Total Kills: 741 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle Total money: $320,524.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 34 Chapter End Notes The past missions from the previous saga where Michiko and Hatchin wanted to collect a variety of drugs, with or without Brendan, weren't filler missions after all. And again, the Madman missions aren't filler missions. ***** Chapter 35 ***** The present... "BITCH! B-I-T-C-H!" Kahili (Pokemon) was hitting the door outside the mansion; Acerola (Pokemon) was standing by her side. Acerola was really a huge fan of ghosts. She had interacted with tons of spirits, including the non-GTA: Pokemon series antagonists Red, Ash, Moon, Burnet, Cheren, and Hilbert had killed, she strongly adored movies revolving around ghosts, and she loved ghost-related reality shows despite them being real or fake. Kahili was mean towards anybody except for Acerola and her dad. She didn't like her biological mom because the mom had cheated on her dad with a richer man once. "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THIS STUPID MANSION, MOON!" "Damn it, it's golf bitch..." Moon shook her head. "Who?" Brendan asked. "Kahili..." Moon replied. "Come in!" Moon shouted. Kahili and Acerola came in. "The hell you morons talkin' about?" Kahili asked. "Brendan's past," Moon replied. "Now, leave." "We're almost done. Stay if you want," Brendan said. "We will, asshole! Cum-loading, anal juice licking bastard!" Kahili said. ~ Mission Sixty-Eight: Fun in Fuchsia ~ (Boss: Giselle and Casey) 12:58 p.m.... *call* "Yo, Brend, visit us at Fuchsia!" Do it!" Giselle said. ===============================================================================   Fuchsia City/June 15/1:59 a.m.... (Japan Time Zone) "Welcome to Fuchsia, the shit-hole that used to be special!" Giselle said. "Since you're here, you're gonna help us, minus Mercy, make Fuchsia special again!" Casey said. "You and I will do the shooting, Giselle will do the driving, and Casey will do the swinging!" D.Va said. "Someone's getting in their ride!" Casey said, going to that person. The person got in her car, but Casey opened it the driver door, and Casey began to beat the tar out of the defenseless person. Thirty-seconds later, Casey tossed the injured victim out. "Snitch on us! We won't mind!" "Drink piss, bitch!" Giselle said, stomping on the victim's midriff. Brendan and the four girls got in the car, and the victim called 911. Giselle started driving, and Brendan and D.Va started shooting at random things. Casey struck a drunk and lost guy that just got through partying his butt off. "I rarely miss!" Casey said. "Where's the Joe guy?" Brendan asked. "Dude's lookin' for a place to live at Kalos' Snowbelle City!" Giselle replied. "I've read about Snowbelle before!" Brendan said. "It's crime rate is gigantic, and it's wonderful! Hahahaha!" Giselle said. Then, she made a sharp u-turn, an illegal move on the road. "U-turning, for the friggin' win, baby, yeah!" F yeah!" "The pigs are here!" Casey said, seeing the cops. "Oink, oink, mothersuckers!" Giselle said, giving the authority the finger while driving with one hand. "Brendan, have you ever drove with one hand?" "Sometimes," Brendan replied. "I do it ALL THE TIME!" Giselle replied. "Die, piggies!" Casey said, watching lots of cop cars explode. "This professional gamer LOVES to shoot things in video games and in real life!" D.Va said, still murdering cops and more innocent people. "My D.Va different from me, but I love her to death!" Mercy said. "Oh, Mercy, love!" D.Va then stopped blasting. "Make out with me!" "Then, give your woman a sweet kiss!" Mercy said. Mercy and D.Va made out. "Work those pink tongues!" Giselle was looking at the kiss through the rear- view mirror. "That felt like hitting a Grand Slam!" Casey had smacked a skateboarder's head, causing him to fall down. "This is fun!" Brendan admitted, constantly triggering his M16 Assault Rifle. "Damn correct! The driving, the swinging, the shooting, the kissing, fun! FUN!" Giselle said. "Have you ever worked with a dirty police officer before?" "Right now! After our gang war with our enemies ends, we'll part ways!" Brendan replied. "You'd better let me and Casey butt in! We love gang wars!" Giselle said. "Stay in Yellowknife if you two don't want to miss it!" Brendan said. ===============================================================================   Several stars later... "Five stars!? Take the wheel! I'll shoot!" Giselle said. Brendan and Giselle swapped spots. "How many six-star wanted levels have you gotten, Brendan?" Casey asked. "Close to seven!" Brendan replied. "That's ironic, with you being an ex-military guy and all!" Casey said. "Why haven't you told us that before, Brendan!?" Giselle asked. "Because you two hadn't thought about it!" Brendan replied. "I f'n like you now! My type of GTA guy!" Giselle said. After clearing the wanted levels... "COCKSUCKERS! YOU BETTER GO!" Giselle screamed at the authority; D.Va and Mercy were still making out. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife... "Call us when the gang war starts, k?" Giselle said. "Okay," Brendan promised. ~ Mission Sixty-Nine: Heavy Armor ~ (Boss: Madman) 2:46 p.m.... *call* "A Kalamazoo, Michigan criminal is giving out free Heavy Armors. Commit theft. Place them on the weapon building. I'll text you the criminal's address," Madman said. ===============================================================================   Kalamazoo, Michigan... The target's place was short from the spot Brendan was standing in. When Brendan arrived, he wasted the criminal behind the horde of Heavy Armors. The target's customers weren't happy to see him dead; they previously had a great time before Brendan's unexpected arrival. Brendan killed them, not letting them avenge their friend's death. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife/On They Ain't Illegal... *call* "A few more to go, apprentice," Madman said. Total Kills: 780 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle Total money: $320,224.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 35 ***** Chapter 36 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Seventy: A shocking past ~ (Boss: Drake (Orange Islands)) 4:31 p.m.... *call* "Brendan, this dude near us knows Din and Nayru, but he's not a friend of theirs. He and his merged gang hate them, except for one. Get the others, go to Funland, and he'll transport us to London," Drake (Orange Islands) said; he, Mas y Menos, Farore, Speedy, Aqualad, and Emerald had recently talked about Din and Nayru, and the same dude had overheard the conversation. ===============================================================================   Funland... "Din and Nayru's enemy?" Nightwing asked the dude; the entire gang, including the baby on Hatchin's arms, were all here. Nanu, D.Va, Mercy, Casey, and Giselle were also here. "Vire (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages; human form), a loyal henchman," Vire was really loyal to his bosses. Although loyal and smart, he had failed to kill off all of Din and Nayru's grunts for years. However, he remained in the same position, being above his co-workers. He rarely walked out on his team to go on vacation; his current vacation was his second one in two decades. "My comrades and I couldn't stop Din and Nayru's troops from capturing their leaders. They were too powerful..." "Um, capture?" Brendan raised his right eyebrow. "My female boss had a bizarre history with them," Vire explained a little; he wanted his female boss to say the rest. ===============================================================================   North London/Vire's bosses' hideout... "Gang, the strangers here want to murder Din and Nayru," Vire spoke to his co- workers and leaders; Veran (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form) and Onox (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form) were the leaders, and Digdogger (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Gleeok (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Aquamentus (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Mothula (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Medusa Head (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Manhandla (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Dodongo (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Gohma (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Shadow Hag (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Head Thwomp (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Smog (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Ramrock (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Eyesoar (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Pumpkin Head (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Plasmarine (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Octogon (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), and Kafei (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask) were the co-workers. The co-workers had weird names, but each had personality except for Kafei (kinda similar to the games). Speaking of Kafei, Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus had known Kafei between 1999 and 2001. "We can't let all of Seasons and Ages live. They are enemies with Team Nightwing, they almost killed Emerald, and they killed one of Nanu's families in '04," Nightwing said. "Din and Nayru... Those two used to be my great sex slaves," Veran, who was 6'8, an inch shorter than Onox, looked amazing for a person in her late- forties; she hadn't used anti-aging cream or any other youthful stuff. Her face and body was natural. "SEX SLAVES!?" Nightwing, Brendan, Farore, Bumblebee, Nanu, Emerald, Zelda, Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Drake (Orange Islands) exclaimed in unison. "I was their great manager, too. Their careers had started off fantastic because of me," Veran said. "So, um... about the sex slave stuff... When did that occur?" Brendan asked. "Two months after Nayru became an adult, age eighteen. I had commanded them to do sexual activities to me and each other, and they agreed 100% of the time. They had referred to me as Queen Veran and Sex Master. We were a happy trio, living in our own little world. Our merged gangs were unkillable," Veran replied. "Why did Din and Nayru betray you?" Nightwing asked. "Their drunken piece of shit friend, Ralph, had spread rumors about me abusing minors for years, which was not true. Then, out of nowhere, eight kids with bruises accused me of abusing them, and Din, Nayru, and most of the world believed them," Veran replied. "That's horrible," Farore felt bad for Veran for being a victim of false accusations. "I'm not making assumptions, but Ralph obviously had paid the kids to damage Veran's career as a manager and her relationship with Din and Nayru, due to my strong friendship with her. He was jealous of me, and he was always a bad partner in crime," Onox adored dragons; he even had lots of dragon tattoos around his body, but only the one on his forehead and left cheek was visible because he was wearing homemade sharp armor (the same one from Oracle of Seasons). Also, he was super buff, and his signature weapon was a ball and chain. And finally, he was in his early-fifties, being a few years older than Veran. "Ralph's dead, if that makes you guys feel better," Brendan said. "Thanks for confirming that slimeball's death, but our main priority will make us feel more better," Veran said. "Sorry, but they cannot live. They have to die," Nightwing said. "Let them spend one last time with me. I really need it," Veran said. "We accept, but don't pull a stupid move," Nightwing said. "I'm about to go to Kalos' Lumiose's City to deal drugs," Kafei said. "Any of my new friends want to come with me?" ===============================================================================   Lumiose City... "Samus, Zelda, and I have met you before, Kafei," Female Wii Fit Trainer said; Brendan, Mercy, D.Va, Giselle, and Casey had joined Kafei, too. "I don't remember seeing you guys before," Kafei said. "Why do you look like a child?" D.Va asked. "On September 21, 1999, one of the worst days of my life, I had purchased a special blue potion from a Corvallis scientist named (Professor) Willow (Pokemon). Willow said that the blue potion would increase muscle mass. But it shrunk my body, permanently turning me into a child. I was conned... I hid away from Anju (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask) and my parents, but before the twenty-first century had begun, I told them what had happened to me, and they weren't angry at me," Kafei replied. "And who is this Anju?" Mercy asked "My ex-wife. We were married on January 1, 2000, but on July 21, 2001, she had cheated on me with her childhood friend, Cremia (Legend of Zelda: Majora Mask)," Kafei replied. "The three of us and others had witnessed Anju cheating on you! I think Anju said, "I couldn't take your little cock anymore! Cremia's colored strapons are thirteen inches bigger than your two-inch cock, and she fucks me infinite times better than you!"" Female Wii Fit Trainer said. "Casey and I had encountered Anju and Cremia in Fuchsia City last year," Giselle said. "She did say that... I was embarrassed... And I was a laughingstock... But my reputation changed after joining Veran and Onox's gangs, and I was a respected human being. Even tougher gangs like the Overwatch gang had respected me," Kafei said. "I'm part of Overwatch!" Mercy said. "I'll join their gang in 2015!" D.Va said. "There they are! Merilyn and Red!" Kafei founded Merilyn (Pokemon) and Red in one of the smallest allies in Lumiose. Earlier, Kafei chatted with Merilyn on the infamous Craiglist website, and he promised her and Red that he would do a drug deal with him at night. "Too early, but we'll take it!" Merilyn said. ===============================================================================   The present... "You've met Red and Meriyln, too!? Red's another GTA person!" Joni said. "I never knew that," Brendan said. "Red never said a word, but he wasn't dumb," Olympia said. ~ Mission Seventy-One: One final thing ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy) Yellowknife/5:46 p.m.... *call* "Brendan, do you have $300,000?" D.Va asked."A fan from Rochelle, New York needed $500,000 for his mom's heart surgery." "I do have it, D.Va," Brendan said. "That means his mom's life is saved! You're a real hero, Brendan! Give him $300,000, and Mercy and I will give him $200,000!" D.Va said. ===============================================================================   Rochelle, New York/the fan's house... "Oh, thank heavens! You guys are lifesavers!" the fan, who was 5'6 and 132 lbs., said, giving Brendan a tight hug. He then hugged Mercy and D.Va. "Heart surgeries are expensive in New York, but you guys care so much for me and my mother!" *call* "Excuse me, guys, I've got a call," Brendan then answered the call. "What the hell do you fucks want?" Brendan cursed at Din and Nayru. "The war occurs tomorrow, Brendan! Be prepared!" Din replied. "You heard Din, Brendan!" Nayru said. *end call* Total Kills: 780 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle Total money: $20,224.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 36 Chapter End Notes In the GTA: Pokemon universe, real-life tragedies like 9/11 had never occurred, hence why the criminals in the stories always brung their weapons in airports and in airplanes. I tried to mention this in recent chapters, but I somehow kept forgetting about it. AnjuxCremia is my only favorite pairing in Majora's Mask, and I've ALWAYS hated that damn Kafei sidequest. I've failed that sidequest three/four times, having trouble beating the final part of it. And GTA 5's final antagonist is mentioned! Seasons and Ages' dungeon bosses (Vire's a mini-boss in both games) have appeared as human, and damn it, they, too, are part of my childhood. Veran and Onox, Ages and Seasons' final antagonists, are part of it as well. Both Veran and Onox are MAD HARD to defeat in the games, especially Onox, one of my favorite final video game antagonists/boss characters of all time. Veran's one of my favorites, too, and damn, she looks sexy as hell. And yeah, it turns out that Din and Nayru used to LOVE Veran a lot during their early adulthood. I might pay a commission pic of them having a lesbian threesome with each other in the future. Four missions left, and I'll start GTA 7! ***** Chapter 37 ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ~ Mission Seventy-Two: Flashing and stunning ~ (Boss: Madman) 8:08 p.m.... *call* "Four experienced and retired war veterans have moved here, expecting people to buy their weapons. Get them all. The weapons I really want to keep are the Flash Grenades and Stun Grenades. I won't tell you where they are, but they don't live far from you," Madman said. *end call* Brendan decided not to look for a vehicle to steal. He just took Bumblebee's same motorcycle, which technically wasn't stealing because Bumblebee wouldn't mind Brendan taking it without her permission. *call* "Team Nightwing will perish tomorrow, Brendan. Just wait," Brodie said. "Perish," Nayru sang. "That's the last time you're going to hear that sexy singing of hers, Brendan!" Din said, doing lap dances towards Nayru. *end call* One minute and forty-seven seconds later, Brendan saw a large "Expensive Weapons for sale" banner on a house. Assuming that it was the right house, which is was, Brendan got in. He smoked a veteran guy who was about to smoke his large cigar. Two veteran guys with M249s surprised Brendan, but Brendan barely killed both, suffering low health. The last veteran guy charged at Brendan with his Katana, but the protagonist stopped him. "You're a true warrior, an apprentice that never fails regardless of difficulty," Madman startled Brendan, standing behind him. "You've been watching the battle?" Brendan asked, looking at Madman. "Since the start," Madman replied. "Why steal the weapons? Why the jet? What do you need them for?" Brendan asked. "Soldiers like you. This world is full of them, and I need more tools for a better future, to make me invulnerable to anything," Madman replied. "If more hated shows like Teen Giants Go! are shoving down people's throats, would you plot on killing off the people involved?" Brendan asked. "I'm moving on from that, but thank you for asking," Madman said. "And the last mission?" Brendan asked. "Just give me a few hours, and I'll call you. I'll stay here," Madman replied. ~ Mission Seventy-Three: Terror in the submarine ~ (Boss: Madman) 11:56 p.m.... *call* "Humilau City has a military submarine. Steal two of its flying drone guns," Madman said. "Another Twitter guy leaking information? Twitter's wild," Brendan said. "Without Twitter, the world would be a little bleak, fact," Madman said. ===============================================================================   Humilau City... "You finna do somethin' bad, homie?" Marlon (Pokemon) asked; he and Brawly (Pokemon) were smoking weed. "I'm about to exercise," Brendan replied. "Mane, we ain't finna snitch on you! You don't hafta lie to us! We smoking blunts, and that shit illegal!" Brawly said. "We nab shit, too, mane!" Marlon said. "A military submarine is out in the sea, and I'm gonna take two flying drone guns from it," Brendan said. "You beefing with da military!? You a hard mane, mane!" Brawly said. "You look like you used to be in the military, bro," Marlon was right. "I was. Lasted there for two years," Brendan said, then he starting swimming. ===============================================================================   The present... "You've met our stoners, too!? That's nice to hear!" Burnet said. "I never knew their names," Brendan said. "Marlon and Brawly are their names," Ash said. ===============================================================================   GTA 6... After a long swim, Brendan got on an island. Three military guys were sleeping, failing to stay on duty. In the large submarine, Brendan used his recent firearm, the Desert Eagle, against a military man and a military woman, alerting every military person in and outside the ship. Brendan murdered seen military people while searching for the flying drone, and he didn't suffer damage. Three minutes and nine seconds later, Brendan found them on the lowest bottom floor, but a military woman, one of the last several survivors, nearly killed him with two Rocket Launcher missiles. Brendan counterattacked with his own, killing the survivors. ===============================================================================   Yellowknife/The war veterans' house/June 15; 12:41 a.m.... "I've got them!" Brendan gave the weapons to Madman. "Now, tell me who you really are." "Get some rest," Madman said. "Rest? I'm not tired," Brendan said. "Do it. I'll keep my promise," Madman said. "Okay, then..." Brendan agreed, leaving. Total Kills: 831 Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16 Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle Total money: $20,224.17 Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 End of Chapter 37 Chapter End Notes Two missions left! Mission seventy-four will have some of the most darkest moments in GTA: Pokemon history, BTW. It's almost similar to GTA 2's mission one-hundred. ***** Chapter 38 ***** ~ Mission Seventy-Four: All out deadly war ~ (Boss: Nightwing) The hideout/8:26 a.m... Michiko and Hatchin came in. "The baby's dropped off at the daycare!" Hatchin said. "And we're all off," Nightwing said. "Wait, hold on! Gotta go to the bathroom! I had eaten a lot of fish early this morning!" Speedy said before going to the bathroom. "Dude, really? Fish?" Aqualad was a little disappointed at Speedy for saying that. "The hell's wrong with fish? It's healthy!" Giselle said. "Fishes are his little friends, ergo his name," Bumblebee replied. *call* ===============================================================================   "Outside the same place. Do not hang up," Madman said. "If you see them, call me. I'll get this over with," Brendan said, leaving. Outside the war veterans' house... "You're on the jet!?" Brendan asked, seeing the jet hovering above the house. "I am," Madman said. "Are you going to tell me who you really are?" Brendan asked. "Yes, and I am Deathstroke (Slade; Teen Titans), an enemy of Nightwing's!" Deathstroke replied. "You knew Nightwing!?" Brendan asked. "I had almost killed him in 2003. He didn't let it go, retaliating, nearly ending my life. When he had confronted me here almost eight years later, he admitted that he was searching for me throughout the world, being obsessed with me. We had a battle. Nightwing won, but I had faked my death, fooling him into believing that he had really killed me for good," Deathstroke replied. "In person, I had contacted Din and Nayru before the two and Brodie left Yellowknife. After they left, I called them, and I vowed to support them during the day of their return, today. The weapons and armors you had given me wasn't for my future. It was for today, Team Nightwing's unfriendly day, their last day on earth!" Deathstroke continued. "You son of a bitch..." Brendan cursed. "But kudos to you for being a deadly apprentice, if not one of the greatest. My daughter, Ravager (Teen Titans Go! comic series), and my late son, Grant (not an OC), a victim of an airplane crash in the late 90s, were like you, acting as ruthless, impervious murderers during my missions. I haven't seen Ravager since 2001, but I'm sure she's doing a lot better than, Jericho (Teen Titans), another son who's as soft as his late mother, the person who's responsible for my eye loss," Deathstroke said. "NOW, PERISH!" Deathstroke launched Rocket Launcher missiles and M249 bullets! Brendan dodged all of them with luck, but he couldn't hide because this city was now a war zone. *call* "They've arrived, and they're acting aggressive!" Nightwing said, hardly dodging bullets from two female Ages grunts. "Your enemy, Deathstroke, isn't really dead, Nightwing! He's supporting our enemies, and he's controlling a military jet!" Brendan said. "Damn it, I thought he had died! Group up with us!" Nightwing said. *end call* After joining his allies, Brendan blew up four male Seasons grunt, three female Ages grunts, and four female Seasons grunts; he damaged Din and Nayru. Onox killed two enemies with his signature weapon, Casey killed one with a hard swing to the head, Farore murdered three male Ages grunts and five OC criminals that wanted to join the fun, Mercy healed Vire, Veran, Kafei, Octogon, Mas y Menos, Digdogger, and Aqualad inside a business nearby, D.Va killed four officers, and more violent scenes from common and uncommon characters kept occurring. The OCs and officers weren't on either side; they assumed that a violent riot was taking place, and they chose to attack both sides and each other. "Others are butting in! This ain't a riot!" Speedy said, getting assaulted by a muscular OC on steroids. "Idiot!" Giselle yelled, killing the same muscular dude. "Din and Nayru are getting away!" Bumblebee said. She chased them, but some crazy civilian in a truck hit her, five male and female Seasons grunts, Shadow Hag, and Pumpkin Head. The grunts died, but the common characters didn't. "That hurt!" Bumblebee then retaliated, exploding the truck and murdering the OC. "They work!" Michiko said, using her special detonation bombs against several grunts, three cops, and eight dangerous OCs. "LOOK ABOVE!" Brendan yelled, pointing at the jet. "EXPIRE!" Deathstroke shouted, triggering M249 bullets. He decimated five cops and three OCs, and he shot Emerald's right leg. "Damn!" Emerald cursed. Emerald, Pumpkin Head, and Shadow Hag hurried to Mercy, and Brendan got locked into a fight with Brodie. Veran, Octogon, Digdogger, and Kafei came back to fight, Samus and Female Wii Fit Trainer protected Zelda from thieves with less survival experience, Casey and Onox continued to own opposing people with their favorite weapons, D.Va, Giselle, Drake (Orange Islands), Manhandla, Medusa Head, Plasmarine, Head Thwomp, Bumblebee, Hatchin, Nanu, and Farore targeted the jet, and Nightwing saved Speedy from other OCs. Graphic Violence was all over the place. "EXPLODE, MY BABIES!" Gohma yelled, releasing her designed Grenades, paintings of weird larvae creatures, towards dozens of serious grunts and four OCs. The targets died. Deathstroke called Brodie. "Say it, Brodie!" Deathstroke said. "CODE F!" Brodie shouted. The surviving enemies ran away, and Deathstroke dropped all Smoke Grenades and Stun Grenades. The grenades went off, staggering the merged team and the OCs. "Go, go!" Nightwing shouted. Deathstroke dropped nine regular grenades, and the opposing team fired their weapons towards the large smoke. But the merged team barely escaped from the explosions, and the cops and OCs ended up dead. "SNIPER!" Brendan quickly spotted a sniper. The protagonist got hit, but Farore killed the sniper for him. More snipers and the flying drone guns appeared, but everybody spread out. Brendan, Mothula, and Giselle fired their missiles towards the jet, and it got damaged again. The snipers and drone guns got easily taken care of. The smoke slowly faded away, and Gleeok, Aquamentus, Ramrock, Dodongo, Bumblebee, Eyesoar, Veran, Onox, and Smog headed to that direction to search for extra enemies. Seven seconds later, they did. Emerald, Mas y Menos, Aqualad, Pumpkin Head, Vire, and Shadow Hag got back in action, aiding nine of their allies and owning their enemies. Only Brodie got away. "CURSE YOU ALL!" Deathstroke yelled; the jet's large health bar was almost gone. Deathstroke flew away, but Brendan damaged the jet one more time. Deathstroke couldn't control the jet right; it looked like it's going to crash into something, butwhere did it end up at? Legit Boats, a boat business north of the sea. Everybody died there, but what about Deathstroke? "Brendan and I will see if Deathstroke's dead or not!" Nightwing said. Nightwing and Brendan rode on a motorcycle, but more OCs and cops continued to cause chaos! Brendan gunned down the wild and violent OCs, protecting Nightwing and himself. After a little riding, the duo confronted the badly injured Deathstroke. "You won't escape death ever again!" Nightwing said. The duo shot Deathstroke in the head four times. Dead. *call* "We've caught Din and Nayru, but their bitches are protecting them from us!" Farore informed, killing two grunts. "Hold on, guys!" Brendan said. After joining their allies, Nightwing and Brendan helped them, not counting Mercy, eliminate the remains of the grunts and some OCs. Din and Nayru couldn't run anymore; they were finished. "Veran..." Din and Nayru said in unison, dropping their weapons. "We surrender..." "Come here," Veran ordered, and the antagonists agreed. Then, she touched their shoulders. "I'm very disappointed in you two. If you girls hadn't believed in Ralph's lies, you wouldn't be here. I wouldn't do such a thing to wreck my career as a solid manager." "We're sorry..." Din and Nayru said together, shedding tears. "Din. Nayru. This is the last time we're going to spend a little time together. Hug me," Veran said. Din and Nayru hugged her, and Veran hugged back. "Ass grab," Veran added, then the triple ass grab commenced. "Let us sing together." Veran, Din, and Nayru began singing together. Surprisingly, Veran and Din could sing almost as good as Nayru, but they hadn't shared the same singing trait as Nayru. Some of Brendan's allies were enjoying the singing, but others like Nanu, Emerald, Nightwing, and Farore were waiting for Din and Nayru to die. Four minutes later, the trio triple-kissed each other. "You've gotta be friggin' kiddin' me..." Brodie, in disbelief, was seeing it. Because Brodie was out of allies, he decided to leave Yellowknife and hide forever. ===============================================================================   After the one minute triple-kissing... "Goodbye, girls," Veran said. "Goodbye, Queen Veran," Din and Nayru said together. Dead. "Good," Nightwing said. "It's about time! Burn in flame world, cunts!" Farore said. "I'll say. Thanks, Brendan. My family can rest in peace," Nanu said. "You can have one of these, Brendan!" Farore said, giving away one of her M249s to Brendan. "Those two are finally out of the way, but we have one more enemy to kill!" Emerald said. "Brodie. I'll go to the airport. He might plan on leaving this city," Brendan was right. ~ Mission Seventy-Five: Final rivalry battle ~ (Boss: Emerald) The airport... "BRODIE!" Brendan distracted everybody, including Roxie (Pokemon), Billy Jo (Pokemon), and Nicky (Pokemon), common characters who came here to relax for a while, in the airport. "YOU'RE DEAD!" "TRY TO KILL ME!" Brodie shouted, using lots of his Grenade Launcher ammo towards Brendan. Brendan evaded the explosions, but half of the poor civilians in the airport didn't. Using his M249, Brendan went towards Brodie. Brodie dodged all of the firing bullets, causing Brendan to unintentionally murder seven people. Brodie eventually reached to the largest airplane. He climbed on it. But Brendan climbed on it, too. At the top, Brodie blasted his Minigun. Brendan eluded bullet damage, but he fell, and he took fall damage. "PATHETIC RIVAL!" Brodie said. Going forward, Brodie attacked Brendan with his M16 Assault Rifle, and Brendan forced himself to roll. After Brendan rolled nine times, Brodie used the Grenade Launcher again, hurting Brendan. Brodie hurt Brendan again, almost defeating his rival. But Brendan quickly reacted by firing a missile towards the large airplane. The airplane exploded, and Brodie suffered nasty damage. Brodie barely missed Brendan's second missile. Then, he missed Brendan's next two missiles. Brodie used his remaining Grenade Launcher ammo, but every explosion didn't make contact with Brendan. Very angry, Brodie used his Minigun once again, but Brendan swiftly went behind a storage house, avoiding death. There were two large garbage bins. Brendan hid in the left one. After firing for nine seconds, Brodie went behind the same storage house. He saw the same bins. Thinking that Brendan had hid behind the right one, Brodie attacked it. But Brendan popped out of the other bin, and Brendan lowered Brodie's remaining health with the M249, defeating him for good. "I thought you were smarter than that, Brodie," Brendan insulted Brodie. "The hell with you..." Brodie then died. "You're alive, Brendan!" Bumblebee came with Nightwing, Emerald, D.Va, Mercy, Farore, Michiko, Hatchin, Casey, and Giselle. "And Brodie's dead. The war is over!" Emerald said. "No more rivals. Yellowknife officially belongs to Team Nightwing, unless other team tries to compete with us," Nightwing said. "Was Brodie tough, Brendan?" Giselle asked. "He almost murdered me," Brendan replied. "That means yes!" Casey said. "Let me heal you, Brendan," Farore said in a dirty and sexy tone. "I'll heal him, too!" Bumblebee said in an angry tone. Both non-Pokemon characters kissed Brendan. "It's over, ain't it?" Nanu arrived a little late. "It is," Brendan confirmed. "Then, I don't need you anymore. You've done enough to avenge me and my family," Nanu said. "Guys, I thought about leaving Yellowknife after the war," Brendan said. "Why leave?" Emerald asked. "To get out more and show the rest of the world who I really am, but it's not only that. I want to find my adopted mother," Brendan replied. "D.Va. Mercy. Give this back to Tracer. I don't need it anymore," Brendan then gave Tracer's teleport device to Mercy and D.Va. "We'll miss you, Brendan," Mercy said. "We've had so much fun with you!" D.Va said. "Brendan, honey," Michiko said, grabbing Brendan's crotch and showing him dozens of condoms. "Please stay for ten more days," Hatchin said, rubbing Brendan's ass. "Please?" Bumblebee and Farore begged in unison. "Well... Sure. Why not. Ten days ain't long," Brendan agreed. "Brendan. After you leave, visit my girls in San Francisco. Tell them I'm running a gang here. Tell them I'll return to them someday," Nightwing said. "I'll tell them," Brendan said. ===============================================================================   The present... "So, you did see Farore naked! And you had sex with the girls for ten days! Awesome!" Ash said. "Oh, shut the hell up, freak," Moon said. The past/San Francisco/Starfire and Blackfire's home/June 25; 11:26 a.m./A few hours later... "Our Robin isn't dead after all. We're happy he's still safe," Blackfire said. "We thank you for telling us about boyfriend Robin, Brendan. You are a kind fellow," Starfire said. "We respect his decisions, and we'll be happy to reunite with him one day," Blackfire said, and Starfire nodded fast. ===============================================================================   The present/Yellowknife/August 3, 2017; 8:58 a.m.... "I'm back, guys!" Brendan knocked on the hideout's door; Moon, Red, Ash, Hilbert, Cheren, Burnet, Valerie, Olympia, Mei, Tracer, Nanu, Anabel, Angie, Starfire, and Blackfire were behind him. Nightwing opened it. "Brendan, it's you!" Nightwing said. Nightwing recognized his girlfriends, and Starfire and Blackfire recognized their boyfriend. "ROBIN!" Starfire and Blackfire hugged Nightwing, and Nightwing hugged in return. "Brendan, you're back!" Farore squealed like a true fangirl; Michiko, Hatchin, and Bumblebee got super excited over Brendan's return, too. Brendan's friends with benefits hugged him together. "So, those are his girls! They look hot!" Ash said. Moon pulled Ash's ear, yelling, "Let them enjoy their reunion with Brendan, perv!" "Moon, this isn't an anime!" Ash said. ===============================================================================   A while later... "Well, look at this! All nine GTA mass murderers!" Giselle said; she, Hilbert, Brendan, Ash, Moon, Casey, Burnet, Red, and Cheren were by themselves, while Team Nightwing, counting Hatchin's child, who was growing up as a criminal, Team Veran and Onox, Nanu, Anabel, Angie, Valerie, Olympia, Mei, and Tracer were having a friendly talk in the hideout. "If we were to join a game of survival, I'd be the winner!" "You as the winner? Oh, dear me, I've shitted on myself. So intimidated. You win," Hilbert said sarcastically. "I've trained super hard in a facility. I'm the best," Cheren said. "Don't forget about me training in that place! I'll own all of you!" Moon said. "I ain't afraid of ANYBODY! So, I win!" Burnet said. "Military training is far superior!" Brendan said. "If the survival game would add MLB trivia questions, the winner would recieve more power! That means me!" Casey said. "I'm a GTA killer with the biggest harem on earth! I rule!" Ash said. The eight GTA protagonists began to argue on who was better, but Red shook his head, leaving. Deathstroke, who wasn't really dead because he had an impersonator with him during the day of that war, was looking through a pair of binoculars, and Ragyo, Ragyo's mother, Madame Boss (Pokemon), Ash's grandmother and enemy/final GTA 1 and 2 antagonist, Clay (Pokemon), Hilbert's enemy and final GTA 4 antagonist, Willow, Moon's enemy and final GTA 5 antagonist, Brodie, and GTA 7's final antagonist, spirits, floated by his side. "Go to Littleroot Town and check on their update," Ragyo said. "I shall, Ragyo," Deathstroke agreed. Yesterday, after Brendan told his story to Team Val and Oly, Ragyo contacted Deathstroke. "We saw Veran, Ragyo," Din said. "Can we speak to her?" Nayru asked. "We promise we won't tell her about your plan." "Wait for Moon to beat the impossible, and you two will be able to talk to her," Ragyo said. ===============================================================================   London/A London graveyard... "Can't believe they're gone..." Brendan was looking at D.Va and Mercy's tombstones; Casey, Giselle, Mei, and Tracer were with him. "It sucks, luv... They were such great friends..." Tracer said. "Continue to rest in peace, our friends," Mei said. ===============================================================================   In heaven... "Our man," D.Va and Mercy were fondling Soldier: 76 in their own private room. "My girls," Soldier: 76 said, enjoying the fondling. ===============================================================================   Littleroot Town's only lab... "Update?" Deathstroke asked Birch and other common scientists. "Give it twelve to twenty-six months," Birch and the other common scientists were working on something special, but what was it? A/N: Done! Finally done! I had fun writing this story, even though it was a tad short. It turns out that Deathstroke/Slade isn't dead! That means that he's the ONLY antagonist before GTA 8 not to get killed by a protagonist. IMO, I think Deathstroke is a better name, even though Slade is also a cool name. Deathstroke's children and late wife will appear in GTA 8, too. As a Teen Titans fan, I enjoyed mocking the hell out of Teen Titans Go! Again, I'll take it over Powerpuff Girls 2016 ANYDAY, and I'm not afraid to admit that Teen Titans Go! has better moments than that pathetic excuse of a show. Another show that's a lot worse than Teen Titans Go! is fuckin' Dragon Ball Super. Sorry, but I have to make another rant on DBS. That fuckin' survival arc's been terrible recently, man. And the worst part is that it'll end in next April or May. Jesus fuckin' Christ, this anime... It's one of the biggest cancers in anime history, and it needs to DIE already. But it can't die. Why? The merch. Despite that, the shows suffers LOW ratings in Japan. Another awful thing about the show is the fuckin' transformations and powers. So much fail. And yeah, they're MISTREATING Gohan once again. They've mistreated other beloved characters, too. In a post-GTA 5 scene, Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer had appeared after a lesbian wrestling match. After July, their three-year contracts had expired, and they began working for Nightwing again. Oracle of Ages and Seasons characters! They'll return in GTA 8, and Din, Nayru, and Veran will be a happy couple like in the past. Overwatch! I'm currently on level 90, but I haven't played it recently. Lots of D.VaxMercyxSoldier: 76 scenes will occur in GTA 8 as promised. I'll start GTA 7 in a few days. The story should be finished in late December or early-mid January. Unlike the other GTA stories, this one lacks kudos, but I don't mind. I'm not the type of AO3 writer that begs/asks for kudos. I just do this for fun and that's it. Total Kills: 875+ Legit Kills: 32 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge, and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten) (Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro) (Atsuko) (Din and Nayru) (Brodie) Non-Lethal Weapons: Random Weapons: Random Total money: Random Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina) Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo) Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing) Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity) Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing) Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles) Rampages: 10 of 10 Odd Jobs: 10 of 10 The End Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!