Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/10096202. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling Relationship: Draco_Malfoy/Harry_Potter Character: Harry_Potter, Other(s), Draco_Malfoy Additional Tags: Explicit_Language, Slash_sex, Sexual_Content, Alternate_Universe, First Time, Humor, Parody, Romance Collections: HPFandom Stats: Published: 2007-03-11 Words: 3564 ****** Fun and Love ****** by MLissagirl [archived by HPFandom_archivist] Summary The war is over, the Light has won, so now it's time for some fun! Notes Note from SeparatriX, the archivist: this story was originally archived at HP_Fandom, which was closed for health and financial reasons. To preserve the archive, I began manually importing its works to the AO3 as an Open Doors-approved project in August 2016. I e-mailed all creators about the move and posted announcements, but may not have reached everyone. If you are (or know) this creator, please contact me using the e-mail address on HP_Fandom_collection profile. Disclaimer: All characters you recognize are not mine but JK Rowling's!! I make no money with this, sadly.   A/N: It's been a while since I posted anything but here is a small story I found while going through some files on my computer. I wrote it a long time ago but I hope you'll like it anyway. Also, this fic has at least 3 songlyrics in it and I apologize if it seems a bit much but I used them to point out some things.   Ch1: Clubbing Clothes   Many insane notes had graced the common room boards of the Houses but this one must have been the craziest.   Dear students of years 4 and above, Next Friday you are to come to dinner in your best ‘clubbing’ clothes. Those who do not know what those are, are to ask their housemates. A nice surprise will be waiting after dinner that evening. Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.   “I think Dumbledore has finally gone mental! What in Merlin’s name are ‘clubbing’ clothes?” Ron exclaimed.   “Muggles wear them if they are going out to clubs,” Hermione explained simply.   “Yeah I’ve got plenty of them; you can borrow some of mine Ron,” Harry smiled.   “But why would we need them here at Hogwarts?” Ron asked still none the wiser.   “Well with the war over, I’m guessing Dumbledore wants the students to have a good time and thus I think he organised something.” Hermione didn’t even look up from her book this time.   “I hope so. I’m up for a little fun,” Harry agreed.   “I still think he’s gone mental!” Ron huffed but a smile was seen on his face.   Throughout the rest of the week, the students were almost buzzing with excitement. Everyone was discussing what would happen. Even the Slytherins were talking about it.   Finally after their last class being cancelled, the Gryffindor Golden Trio went to change their outfit.   “Harry, you can’t really be serious about this outfit, can you?!” Ron screeched nervously. Harry had chosen black jeans with zippers everywhere and a darkblue, almost sleeveless hoodie and black dragon hide boots for Ron. Harry had helped him to spike his hair up.   “Yeah, they look great on you Ron, so why not?” Harry shrugged. He himself wore black leather pants, which hugged him in all the right places and hung dangerously low on his hips. A dark green, sleeveless army-styled top finished his ensemble. His feet were adorned in black combat boots. His hair was styled in a ‘just shagged’ look. He had ditched the glasses at the beginning of the schoolyear and was now wearing contacts.   “Why not?! Harry, are you mental? This top is far too tight to be comfortable! Wait…is that…a nipple piercing? What’s that in your eyebrow? Damn, you look so different!” Ron stared at Harry.   “That top is supposed to be tight and Mione thought it would look good on you too. And yes that is a nipple piercing and I’ve gotten my eyebrow pierced as well last summer so of course I look different. Now hurry up, Mione is waiting.” Harry rummaged around through his trunk and got out some eyeliner.   “But why haven’t I noticed the piercings before and what the hell are you doing?” Ron asked confused. Harry sighed and finished applying the eyeliner. He faced Ron. The eyeliner really intensified his emerald eyes.   “Whoa!” Ron stumbled backwards.   “Thought so, now come on.” Harry grabbed Ron and walked into the common room where Hermione was waiting. Poor Ron got shocked again. Hermione wore an insanely short, black, leather skirt and a bright, multicolour top that showed of her figure nicely. She too wore combat boots and to top it off she had applied eyeliner and a bit of lip gloss. Her hair was straight and shining with some glitters. “You look stunning Mione,” Harry smiled. Hermione beamed at the compliment.   “Yeah…bloody hell.” Ron was speechless.   “You both look hot too,” Hermione said, examining them both carefully.   “Harry, when did you get the piercings?” Hermione gasped.   “Nipple, last year around Christmas and the eyebrow last summer. And I hid the one in my eyebrow with a glamour spell,” Harry sighed.   “Let’s go to dinner and get it over with,” Ron muttered.   “Oh come on Ron, it’s going to be fun!” Hermione laughed.   Ch2: Floor Filler   When they arrived in the Great Hall, everything looked exactly the same so they sat down at the Gryffindor table and looked around at the other students. Without the baggy uniforms on, they all looked different and well…hot! Harry attention however was drawn to the boy at the door.   Draco Malfoy and his Slytherin cronies. Draco certainly looked hot in his should-be-illegal tight, black trousers and gorgeous dark green silk shirt, which was unbuttoned. It really was everything Harry could do to not jump the boy this very instant. Only Hermione knew about his crush on Draco and he would like to keep it that way. Harry knew he was positively staring at the boy, but when Draco’s eyes met his, he quickly turned away.   Dinner started as if there was nothing out of the ordinary and most students were getting nervous now. However, when dinner ended Dumbledore stood up and addressed the students.   “I would like for all of you to stand up and step away from the tables,” Dumbledore started.   Quickly the students left their tables and wondered what was going to happen. The Headmaster waved his hand and the tables were all gone and all along the wall were little tables and in the corner nearest to the door was a huge bar. Instead of the Head table was now a big stage. The rest of the room was empty so a dance floor was created.   “Last week I was approached with this idea by 4 former students. They will be doing a further explanation and I trust everyone to enjoy themselves.” Dumbledore stepped of the stage and suddenly everything went dark, except for a spotlight on the stage. Music started to play and more lights went on. On the stage you could now see the Weasley Twins and their girlfriends smiling at the students.   “We expect some dancing ladies and gents!” Fred and George shouted and then started singing.   Hey mr. dj, in case you forgot I came to get down So you better make it hot Cause I can't jump around when I hear groove killers When I'm out sitting down, it's a clear time stealer   Harry laughed as George leapt of the stage and grabbed him and started to dance with him. In the corner of his eyes he saw Fred trying to persuade one Draco Malfoy into moving.   Give me a track with a fat kind of beat A groove so unique that it kicks me out my seat Cause I won't find a mood with a new spine chiller When the crowd hits the room, it's a true crowd thiller   Harry didn’t care about the other students and happily danced along. Eventually Draco started to move as well. And boy could he move!   Freeze, better make it hot Music please, blow the spot Play that funky music   That is how we want it Floorfiller That is how we need it Floorfiller Something's outta order, people in the corners Don't you see it Can't you feel it Floorfiller   The 2 girls were still on stage and waving at the crowed to get them to move. Hermione had grabbed Ron and they were dancing now, though Ron looked as if he wanted to escape.   Crank up a bass that can raise up the roof A bomb diggy drum comin' at me with a poof Gotta boom, shake the room, cause we're all heat seekers With a jam that can slam down the walls, mindfreaker   Freeze, better make it hot Music please, blow the spot Play that funky music   That is how we want it Floorfiller That is how we need it Floorfiller Something's outta order, people in the corners Don't you see it Can't you feel it   Everybody was moving now. Even the Slytherins and Harry could see a few professors slightly swaying to the music as well. He even thought he saw Snape almost smiling!   You know by the sounds when the crowd is getting wild Hands swinging high like a chopper in the sky But a slow bumping flow ain't the way, pulse freezer See the name of the game is to play, crowd pleaser   Freeze, better make it hot Music please, blow the spot Play that funky music   That is how we want it Floorfiller That is how we need it Floorfiller Something's outta order, people in the corners Don't you see it Can't you feel it   Harry had to hand it to the twins; they were the best at partying and he was having a blast. He looked at Draco again (okay so he hadn’t even looked away) and saw the boy staring right back at him again. When Draco smirked and blew a kiss to him, Harry gasped and turned away blushing.   That is how we want it Floorfiller That is how we need it Floorfiller Something's outta order, people in the corners Don't you see it Can't you feel it Floorfiller   At the end of the song the twins joined their girlfriends on the stage again and Fred spoke up.   Ch 3: Conversations on the dance floor.   “I can already see you having fun and it’s going to get even better.” Fred pointed at what Harry recognized as a juxbox.   “This is what muggles call a juxbox. It contains several muggle songs, handpicked by us. We just sung Floor Filler from the A-teens. The point being is that you chose a song you like and sing it yourself.”   “Are you crazy?!” someone called.   “Yes, that we are!” the twins said proudly in unison.   “Isn’t that like karaoke?” another one asked.   “Yes indeed and it’s fun!” Fred grinned.   “So who’s next?” George asked sweetly.   The Hall was suddenly filled with noise but nobody stepped forward.   “We kind of expected this so we are going to choose a song and then we draw names out of these 2 boxes; 1 for the girls and 1 for the boys.” Fred smiled and the 4 of them went to pick a song.   “Okay, we are going to need 3 girls because we chose the Sugababes with Hole in the Head” George announced.   “The girls are; Hermione Granger…Pansy Parkinson… and Luna Lovegood! Come up here ladies!” Fred smiled.   “O Merlin, I really can’t sing, I don’t even know the lyrics!” Hermione panicked   “Don’t worry Mione, you’ll do fine!” Harry shoved her towards the stage and glanced at Draco again. Apparently he had the same problem with Pansy as he shoved her towards the stage as well. Luna was already swaying dreamily on the stage. After Fred had put up a screen with the lyrics the music started again.   This time the students began dancing almost as soon as the music started and Harry once again found himself lost in the music. About halfway through the song (the girls didn’t sound bad at all) he felt someone wrapping their arms around him from behind. Harry jumped and turned his head halfway around, only to find himself lost in beautiful grey orbs.   “Did you know you look very sexy when you dance like that?” Draco whispered in his ear. Harry shivered as they danced together.   “Then I think you should look at yourself too, because you’re hot,” Harry whispered back. Draco smiled and his hand found Harry’s nipple piercing.   “When did you get this?” Draco softly pulled at it, causing Harry to gasp.   “Last year’s Christmas,” Harry moaned as Draco pulled at it again. They continued to dance closer, rubbing their bodies against each other.   “What would people say when they would find out their Golden Boy has piercings?” Draco asked.   “What would daddy dearest say when he saw you hanging around here with me?” Harry spat back.   “I’m not my father! I have my own life you know!” Draco scowled.   “And I don’t like it when the press is down my throat again!” Harry hissed. The song ended.   “That was really good ladies! So who’s going next?” Fred asked with a big grin.   “I’m going to prove it,” Harry said mysteriously.   “Oh really, how?” Draco asked curiously.   “I’ll go Fred!” Harry yelled and climbed on the stage.   Ch 4: Rumours   “That’s the spirit Harry! So what will it be?” George asked. Harry whispered something to Fred.   “You know that’s sung by a girl right?” Fred asked and the crowd got even more curious. Harry nodded and smirked.   “Okay! Ladies and gentlemen; Lindsay Lohan with Rumours by Harry Potter!” Fred announced.   Saturday, steppin' into the club Somebody wanna tell DJ to turn it up I feel the energy all around And my body can't stop moving to the sound   Harry never took his eyes of Draco while he danced to the beat.   But I can tell that you're watching me And you're probably gonna write what you didn't see Well I just need a little space to breathe Can you please respect my privacy   Harry saw Draco coming closer to the stage with a lust filled look in his eyes and Harry continued to touch his own chest with his hands, receiving whistles and cat-calls and dancing as if it was the last thing he would do.   Why can't you just let me Do the things I wanna do I just wanna be me I don't understand why Would you wanna bring me down I'm only having fun I'm going live my life (not the way you want me to)   I'm tired of rumors starting I'm sick of being followed I'm tired of people lying Saying what they want about me Why can't they back up off me Why can't they let me live I'm gonna do it my way Take this for just what it is Harry was now dancing all over the stage, moving very sexily to the beat. Draco looked at him as if he wanted to jump him then and there.   I just need to free my mind Just wanna dance and have a good time I'm tired of rumors Followed What they follow me Why can't they they they they-they-they let me live Take this for just what it is   The song ended and everyone cheered. Harry looked at Draco again and smirked.   “So Draco Malfoy, I think I’ve proven my point. Why don’t you come up here and prove yours,” Harry purred. Draco smirked and climbed on the stage. Harry handed him the microphone.   Ch 5: I Decide   “So Malfoy, what will it be?” Fred asked cheekily. Draco told him and recived a strange look from Fred.   “What is it with guys wanting to sing songs that are origanally sung by girls?” he wondered out loud. Draco just gave him The Smirk.   “Okay then! Another one from Lindsay Lohan with I decide sung by Draco Malfoy!”   Only Draco Malfoy could manage looking sexy while dancing to the beat of this song. It was slow and serious. He didn’t take his eyes off of Harry who was grinning widely.   Don't think that you can tell me what to think I'm the one who knows what's good for me And I'm stating my independence Gonna take the road I'm gonna take And I'm gonna make my own mistakes It's my life I decide I decide How I live I decide Who I love Choice is mine And no one gets to make my mind up I decide I decide Where I go What I need Who I know I'm the one who's running my life I decide I decide   Draco really got into the song and even managed to get the high notes. When he looked at Harry again after having closed his eyes, he saw the serious look on the raven haired teens face and he smiled.   Don't think you're ever gonna hold me down Couldn't do it then, can't do it now I'm kicking down all the fences I'm gonna do it all and do too much And if I mess the whole thing up It's my right I decide I decide How I live I decide Who I love Choice is mine And no one gets to make my mind up I decide I decide Where I go Where I sleep Who I know I'm the one who's running my life I decide I decide   Draco had closed his eyes again now and sang his heart out. Harry stood in awe.   I'm taking my own chances I'm finding my own answers I'm only answering to me And that's the way it's going to be I decide Oh yeah I decide I decide I decide How I live I decide Who I love Choice is mine And no one gets to make my mind up I decide   At the end of the song a loud cheering errupted and Draco smiled; he showed them a piece of the real him and they liked it.   “Thank you Draco Malfoy!” Fred cheered.   “So who’s next?” George asked.   “I suggest Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini gentlemen,” Draco said smugly. He never got to know if they would actuallty sing because he was pulled from the stage and out of the Great Hall. He was shoved into an empty classroom. Suddenly warm and soft lips were on his.   Ch 6: Lust or Love?   “So does that means we are an item now?” Draco smirked after they had to get up for air. Harry was looking at his lips.   “Yeah, whatever.” Harry roughly shoved Draco against the wall and proceded to snog the living daylights out of him. Draco’s hands were wandering underneath Harry’s shirt and before they could even think, both were shirtless and working themselves out of their trousers. Soon all there was left were their boxers. Harry kissed his way down Draco neck and chest to a pink nipple. He closed his mouth arround it and sucked, elicting a gasp from his blonde lover. Harry smirked wickedly and pushed Draco down on the nearest flat surface he could find, which was a desk.   Hungrily, Draco pulled Harry down for another series of hot kisses and Harry divested them both of their boxers. Suddenly Draco tore his mouth away from Harry and held him back.   “Wait! I…I’ve never…well, you know…” he stuttered while blushing madly. Harry looked at him, not believing it. Draco Malfoy, a virgin!   “You’re still a virgin?” he asked incredulously.   “Yeah, so what!” Draco sneered but Harry could see he was nervous and smiled softly. He leaned in and kissed the blonde very gently on the lips.   “Don’t worry, I’ll go slow,” Harry whispered against demanding lips. Suddenly, Draco felt the hard surface of the desk dissappear and he fell on a soft bed. He looked at Harry questioningly.   “Your first time should be in a bed, not on an uncomfortable desk,” he whispered and snogged the blonde senseless. Draco moaned and tried to get Harry closer against him. When Harry started to make grinding motions, he lost all concious thoughts.   “Feel good?” Harry asked, wrapping his hand around the blond's erection.   “Hell yesss, don’t stop,” Draco moaned and thrusted into Harry’s hand. Harry’s other hand was making sensational movements on his chest and was slowly going lower until he reached his final destination; Draco’s hole.   He muttered a Lubricant Spell and then slipped a finger inside the mewling blonde. Draco was fisting the sheets in pleasure when a second finger joined the other.   “Gods! We really should’ve done this instead of…oh fuck…fighting! This is much better!” Draco gasped and Harry teased him some more by scissoring his fingers and adding the third finger to strech him open.   “I totally agree on that,” Harry said seductively and kissed the blonde breathless. He potioned himself and steadily thrusted forward, causing the blonde to scream in pain/pleasure. When he was fully inside, he allowed his lover to adjust.   “If you don’t move now, I’ll hunt you down forever!” was Draco’s way of telling his lover that he was ready. They were both in heaven when Harry started to pick up some pace and they found it was over too soon. Both collapsed, totally spent and breathing hard. Harry pulled out of Draco and fell back beside him.   “I don’t think Dumbledore had this in mind when he organized this evening,” Harry said, playing with the very few hairs on Draco’s chest.   “Probably not. Harry, I hope that this wasn’t some one night stand for you, because it wasn’t to me,” Draco whispered softly. Harry looked into the uncertain grey eyes of his lover and kissed him softly.   “No it wasn’t, it certainly wasn’t. Draco Malfoy, would you do me the honour of offically becoming my boyfriend?” Harry asked nervously.   “I thought you would never ask, of course you prat,” Draco laughed and received another passionate kiss to close the wonderful deal. THE END   A/N2: Here are images that I made with eLouai's Candybar Doll Maker 3 (also not mine!) of the Trio and Draco. They are not really of a high quality though. Hermione Harry Draco Ron Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!