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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M
  Fandom:
      ジョジョの奇妙な冒険_|_JoJo_no_Kimyou_na_Bouken_|_JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure
  Relationship:
      Elizabeth_Joestar_|_Lisa_Lisa/Kakyoin_Noriaki
  Character:
      Kakyoin_Noriaki, Kujo_Jotaro, Joseph_Joestar, Jean_Pierre_Polnareff,
      Elizabeth_Joestar_|_Lisa_Lisa, Caesar_Anthonio_Zeppeli
  Additional Tags:
      Time_Travel, Language_Barrier, First_Time, Light_Dom/sub, Femdom,
      Handcuffs, Breathplay
  Series:
      Part 8 of Shipmas_2017
  Stats:
      Published: 2018-01-07 Words: 3211
****** Five of Cups ******
by Anasya
Summary
     The gang run into a new stand user, and Kakyoin ends up getting hit
     with their ability. He ends up transported somewhere new, and
     surrounded by unknown men, and a rather beautiful woman.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
“Emerald Splash!”
The enemy stand user easily dodged the cascade of emeralds, laughing the whole
time. Kakyoin grimaced; the others were all pinned down out of range, and Avdol
was still somewhere recovering. This fight would have to be completely down to
him.  He unravelled Hierophant's arm, sending it shooting forward towards a
nearby ledge. He let his stand grab him before retracting his arm and launching
the pair of them up to the higher vantage point. He saw the clock on the floor
too late; the enemy stand user must have known he’d try to do this, and placed
one of his stand explosive traps down. Kakyoin closed his eyes, hoping the
explosion wouldn’t be too bad, as he had no choice but to land on this spot. As
his feet hit the clock, a large voice boomed around him.
“Five of cups!”
A flash of purple and blue surrounded him, blocking out the cries of his allies
as he suddenly felt himself get pulled away into nothingness.
Although, nothingness smelled a lot like the ocean, and felt a lot warmer than
Kakyoin was expecting. He opened his eyes, realised he was face down on the
floor, and there had to be at least three people stood around him. He rolled
over onto his side and stared back at the three people above him. The first was
tall, easily the same height as his friend Jotaro, which the same build as
Jotaro, and surprisingly looked like Jotaro; the main difference was that this
man clearly had no Japanese blood in him, and seemed to be older than Jotaro,
as well as more muscular in the legs. The second man was just as tall as the
first, as well as being as muscular, but he had a thick mop of blonde hair and
strange markings under his eyes. The third person took his breath away; she
wasn’t as tall as the others, or as muscular, but she was gorgeous. Long brown
flowing hair that captured the sunrays and glowed with a burning intensity that
was blinding to his mere mortal eyes. Her body was slim, toned from years of
working out and battle, but soft and feminine in all the right places, and he
longed to run his hands along her muscles and curves. The three of them looked
between each other before beginning to talk, the Jotaro-like one speaking up
first.
“ Chi diavolo è questo tizio? ”
The blonde sighed and faced the man who looked like Jotaro.
“ Non conosco Jojo, ma potrebbe lavorare per i Pillar Men. ”
Kakyoin looked up at the blond at the word Jojo. Was the man who looked like
Jotaro related to his Jojo then?
“ Io non la penso così, lui è fuori alla luce del sole e non ci sta attaccando,
” the Jotaro man replied.
“ Certo, solo perché non ha cercato di ucciderci ora significa che è
perfettamente al sicuro e che non cercherà di ucciderci in futuro. Per favore
Jojo, mi illumini con più della tua saggezza. ” Kakyoin could understand the
sarcasm in his tone, but was still confused as to what the hell was going on.
“ Cesare, non c'è bisogno di essere una testa di cazzo! Dio sei un tale asino a
volte! ” The Jotaro one got up in the blondes face, the squaring up against
him.
“ Jojo! Cesare! Smetti subito! ” the heavenly woman shouted out, causing the
two men to jump away from each other. She turned her sunglasses covered eyes
towards Kakyoin. “ Mi capisci?”
Kakyoin stared back at her, completely confused, until she spoke again.
“Do you understand me now?” she asked, still staring down at him, hard. Kakyoin
sat up slightly.
“I do, mostly, I understand most of English.” The woman nodded at him before
looking up at the other two men.
“ Cesare, vai a preparare la mia stanza, dovrò interrogarlo lì. Jojo, legalo
per me. ”
The Jotaro man, Jojo, quickly helped Kakyoin sit up, before then forcing his
hands behind his back and binding them together. Kakyoin looked confused, but
held back from using Hierophant Green, waiting until the right moment. Jojo got
him up, and started to lead him away, and Kakyoin kept quiet, looking around at
where he was. The place smelt salty, so it had to be near the sea, and the
stone building around him looked European in design, but older that ones had he
seen in India during their travels.  I’m in Europe then most likely… but how?
Did he stand teleport me through space? I might be able to call the Speedwagon
Foundation then, and get back to the others! These people don’t seem to be
working for DIO, but I need to be careful. Maybe if I ask a few innocent
questions, I can figure out where I am and who these people are.  Kakyoin
turned to Jojo and the gorgeous woman.
“I’m sorry about just dropping in like that, I’m not sure how I got there at
all.” Kakyoin said politely, trying to maintain a composed air.
“Dropping in?! You appeared in a flash of purple light! How did you not see
that?” Jojo practically burst out, almost letting go of him to wave his arms
around. The beautiful woman cut him off before he could actually let go.
“Joseph, focus!”
Wait, Joseph? Jojo? No, he couldn’t be…  Kakyoin began to closely analyse the
man leading him away. The green eyes were the same shade, as well as holding a
cheeky and mysterious edge to them. The eye shape was identical as well, and
the nose once Kakyoin gave it a good look.
“Joestar-san?!” He stammered out, losing all composure. The three of them came
to a halt, as Joseph stared at him, confused.
“How did you know my surname?”
“How.. but… you’re old! How are you here?! We were in Pakistan together, and
now you’re young! And you have no beard?!” Kakyoin was more confused than he
had ever been. This had to be Joseph Joestar stood in front of him, the patron
and leader of their quest, and Jotaro’s  grandfather . The man in front of him
barely looked older than he was! This wasn’t right, what the hell had that
stand user done?!
“You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.” Lisa Lisa said coldly, the command
clear in her voice.
-----
He’d been dragged to the room and left with the beautiful woman. He’d explained
everything that had happened to him, and she had taken it surprisingly well.
She’d then taken the time to tell him about what was happening to them, after
she was sure that his claims about DIO were real.
“That’s where we are now, training to defeat the Pillar Men. I just don’t
understand how Joseph can be here, and with you at the same time.” She mused on
the matter for a while, as did Kakyoin. A moment of brilliance struck him.

 “What year is it?”
“Year?” She rose an eyebrow above her stylish sunglasses.
“Yes, year.”
“It’s 1938 of course, what other year would it be?”
“Well, considering I was born in 1970, and I’m seventeen now, I would say I’m
from 1987… forty nine years from now.”
“Forty nine… And you’re saying a stand user sent you here?” She lit up a
cigarette, in almost the exact same manner Jotaro would. Now that he looked at
her, he realised the similarities in the way she carried herself were uncanny,
as if she was somehow a displaced, female version of his fellow student.
That’s not a good thought, stop thinking about Jotaro in this situation. Yes
you like him, but this is not him.  He watched as she lifted the cigarette to
her mouth, her painted lips wrapping around the shaft. She sucked gently on the
tip in her mouth, and Kakyoin stared at her, a bead of sweat running down his
face. He could feel the blood pooling in his dick from watching her smoke,
something he would usually shout at Jotaro for doing. She turned back to him, a
single eyebrow raised up.
“You realise I will be nearly one hundred in your time.” She stubbed her
cigarette in an ashtray kept nearby, before walking towards him.
“You barely look a day over thirty, and you’re fifty?” he replied, his voice
becoming hoarse as she got close.
“Kakyoin, do you want to fuck me?” Lisa Lisa asked, her face straight, and her
voice flat. Kakyoin tried to not sound too eager as he replied to her.
“I mean, we could, if you want.” She stared at him through her sunglasses, the
disapproving glare very obvious to Kakyoin. He swallowed the building saliva in
his mouth before nodding his head.
“Yes, i want to have sex with you.”
“Good, take off your clothes.” Lisa Lisa turned away from him, going over to a
draw in the room. Kakyoin looked at her, his teenage horniness winning out over
his fear and apprehension; he was a virgin after all, and this woman who was
very likely dead in his own time now wanted to have sex with him. He slipped
out of his shoes and trousers, before starting on the bottom to his jacket and
dress shirt underneath. As he began to slip his shirt off his shoulder, Lisa
Lisa walked up behind him, and slipped something down over his eyes; his vision
was suddenly plunged into complete darkness.
“ What? ” Kakyoin asked, underable to stop himself from slipping into his
native Japanese.
“If you asked what, which is what I presume you did, I will only fuck you if
you agree to my rules.” Lisa Lisa replied, her voice hard and sharp in his ear.
“What are those rules exactly?” He couldn’t help but slip into a sarcastic
tone.
“You do as I want and say, as I say it… Understand?” she asked, and Kakyoin
took a moment to think. He really wanted this right now, so he gave one short
nod.
“Good, now drop the attitude and hurry up and remove the rest of your clothes.”
Kakyoin heard her voice drift away from him, so he hurried to remove his shirt.
He was finally left in just his boxers, which began to take off slowly, nerves
kicking in badly. He let gravity take them, before stepping out of them,
shivering slightly due to the temperature in the room. He felt a hand take his,
and he was slowly guided away.
“Is the blindfold really necessary?” he asked, the slight sarcasm in his voice
still there.
“Yes, and I told you to drop that tone; I’ll have to punish you for disobeying
me like that.” Lisa Lisa replied, a slight glee in her voice that hadn’t been
there before. Kakyoin was suddenly spun around, before he was pushed back,
something soft hitting the back of this knees. He feel back, landing on his ass
on the soft sofa, as his back was cushioned in a sitting position. He felt the
sofa dip either side of his lap, and a pair of hands move to his shoulders.
“You have been a bad boy Kakyoin, you need to be punished.” Lisa Lisa said, a
slight malicious tone in her voice. Kakyoin shivered slightly as he felt the
pair of hands move along his arm, pulling it to the corner of the sofa.
Something cold and metallic suddenly clicked around his wrists, holding them in
place as the hands left; he pulled on on the bonds, as Lisa Lisa did the same
to his other arm.
“What did you do?”
“What a bad boy deserves. Now shut up, or I will gag you.”
Lisa Lisa sat down on his lap. Kakyoin could feel the warmth and wetness of her
juices on his leg as he tried to wrap his arms around her. He groaned out in
frustration, and Lisa Lisa only giggled in amusement.
“Bad boys don’t get to touch.”
She ran her hands up his body, starting at his belly button, leaving a trail of
strange tingling in her wake. He could feel his muscles twitching and rippling
everywhere she touched, and it was strangely enjoyable for him. Her hand
gracely curled up to his chin, following the gentle arc of his neck. He felt
the tingling sensation follow, his muscles reacting in the same way, until he
felt his throat close. He coughed, trying to push her off of him as he yanked
on the bonds holding him. She moved her hand away, giving him a few moments to
calm down once his muscles had stopped spasming.
“You get to breathe when I want you to breathe.” Lisa Lisa said, the perverse
glee thick in her voice as she shifted again. Kakyoin had no idea where she had
gone, under he felt her soft breasts pressing into his chest. He could hear her
move her head next to him before he felt her hands move to his shoulders;
Kakyoin could hear her breathing in his ear, steady and even, in the perfect
rhythm. He felt something warm and moist side down and around his cock, the
tightness pleasurable without being uncomfortable. His breathing sped up, while
hers remained even and perfect, even when he felt her weight land fully in his
lap. He opened his mouth to speak up, and her hand quickly moved from his
shoulder to his neck.
“No talking.”
The strange tingling returned, as well as the spasming of his muscles, cutting
off his breathing once again. He started to hyperventilate slightly, coughing
and sputtering due to the lack of oxygen, but Lisa Lisa kept her hand there as
her weight shifted off his lap. He could feel his mind starting to slip, his
eyes rolling back into his head. Her hand suddenly moved away, returning to his
shoulder as her weight dropped back into his lap; he stuttered slightly,
wanting to moan in pleasure, but he could barely get his breath back. He had no
choice but to sit there, as Lisa Lisa began to ride him for her pleasure. Every
time he tried to speak up or moan, she would cut his breathing with the strange
tingling ripple of muscles she could cause. Despite it all, he was in heaven,
the pain from the lack of breathing mixing with the crushing tightness of her
vagina around his cock, to bring him close. He risked punishment again, quickly
shouting out before she could stop him.
“Close! Close!” Kakyoin bit his lip afterwards, but Lisa Lisa only gently
stroked his face, letting the tingling linger in his face.
“Good boy, I will let you cum this time, and you will even be allowed to cum in
me.” She slammed her hips down to highlight her point. Kakyoin gasped out, and
she moved to grab his throat, squeezing it a bit to increase the tightening of
his throat. He began to cough, as his lungs burned in need, just as Lisa Lisa
sped up her controlled thrusts. After only a few more masterful thrusts, and
Kakyoin felt his mind slipping away once again, he came hard, his seed shooting
up into her. Lisa Lisa kept going, chasing her own orgasm that followed a short
while later. The two of them stayed on the sofa for a while, before Lisa Lisa
pulled the blindfold off his face. Kakyoin blinked a few times as his vision
came back to him, and she got off his lap.
“That was your first time, wasn’t it?” Lisa Lisa asked, and Kakyoin meekly
nodded his head as his eyes adjusted to the change in light.
“Just as I thought. You weren’t bad, but you have along way to go.” Lisa Lisa
walked over to the corner of the sofa, grabbing a small set of keys off the
sideboard; that’s when Kakyoin noticed his wrists were handcuffed to the sofa.
Lisa Lisa quickly worked to free him, before going off to get her own clothes.
“You should redress quickly, it’ll be less questions from my students that
way.” Kakyoin just stared at her in a daze, surprised that he was being kicked
out so quickly, but he didn’t want to argue with her.
“How long do you think you’ll be here?” she asked him, as she lit up another
Cigarette. Kakyoin glared at it, silently cursing the little devil for getting
him into this situation.
“I don’t know.” He pulled up his boxers and trousers, working on his belt.
“Some stand effects seem to continue until the user is defeated,” He said as he
slipped into his shoes before grabbing his shirt, “some seem to fade pretty
quickly.” He drapped the shirt over his shoulders, starting to do up the
buttons. “But it’ll most likely be do-” There was a suddenly blinding purple
light, and he slipped into unconsciousness.
-----
“Kakyoin? Kakyoin?!”
Kakyoin blinked a few times, looking up at Polnareff’s concerned face in
confusion. He blinked a few more times before realising it was Polnareff, which
meant he was back in his own time.
“Polnareff! I’m back!” Kakyoin cheered before sitting up, sitting up and
grinning at the Joestar pair off to the side. Jotaro looked mildly concerned,
but was paying more attention to the defeated user, while Joseph was smiling,
looking at him strangely.
“Where did you go?!” Polnareff practically shouted at him as he sat up.
“And who did you have some fun with?” Mr Joestar asked as he stepped closer.
Kakyoin quirked an eyebrow at him.
“What do you mean?”
“Kakyoin, you stink of sex, trust me, I know the smell.”
“You won’t believe me if I told you.”
“Trust me Kakyoin,” Joseph held up his robotic arm, “I’ve seen some pretty
bizarre stuff.” Kakyoin smiled before standing up, dusting the sand from his
dress shirt. He looked around, confused, before remembering he didn’t stop to
pick up his jacket before he was thrown back.
“Well, the stand user’s ability was to send people through time…” Kakyoin spent
the next ten minutes explaining what had happened, laughing about the whole
matter while Joseph grew more and more concerned with each passing minute. He
skipped over the fact he had had sex with Lisa Lisa, hoping it wouldn’t come
back up.
“... and then I came back. Was that really you Joestar-san?”
“Yes, it was. You’ve also not answered my question Kakyoin, who did you sleep
with exactly?” Kakyoin could see the dread in Joseph’s eyes, but he couldn’t
deny the man’s request.
“The woman called Lisa Lisa,” he said sharply, hoping to get the point dropped.
Joseph stared at him in shock, trying to say something a few times before
walking off. Kakyoin watched him in confusion before Jotaro walked over,
cigarette in his mouth, covering his slightly annoyed expression.
“Lisa Lisa was the name of his mentor… It was also the name Elizabeth Joestar
took when she had to leave England. Elizabeth Joestar had a son called Joseph
Joestar.”
Kakyoin blinked a few times, staring at Jotaro in disbelief as the taller boy
frowned down at him. Kakyoin had fucked his great grandmother, and he didn't
have a clue what to say about it. Polnareff stood next next to him, laughing
his ass off as Kakyoin tried to think of an explanation to the entire bizarre
situation.
End Notes
     this was meant to be done in 2017 but due to delays with holidays, it
     didn't get finished in time. This is one of five of the shipmas fics
     going up today.
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