Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/1234870.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M, M/M, Multi
  Fandom:
      DRAMAtical_Murder, リズム怪盗R_|_Rhythm_Thief_&_the_Emperor’s_Treasure,
      Vocaloid, Mahou_Shoujo_Madoka_Magika_|_Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica, Shrek
      Series, Donkey_Kong_(Video_Games), Naruto, politicians_-_Fandom,
      Supernatural, Garfield_-_All_Media_Types, Shingeki_no_Kyojin_|_Attack_on
      Titan, Fullmetal_Alchemist
  Relationship:
      shrek_X_donkey_kong, sasuke_X_miku, mitt_romney_X_koujack, dean_X
      garfield, armin_X_edward_elric, raphael_X_aoba, madoka_X_kaito
  Character:
      Shrek_(Shrek), Donkey_Kong, Uchiha_Sasuke, Hatsune_Miku, Mitt_Romney,
      Koujaku_(DRAMAtical_Murder), Dean_Winchester, Garfield, Armin_Arlert,
      Edward_Elric, Raphael, Seragaki_Aoba, Kaname_Madoka, Kaito_(Vocaloid)
  Additional Tags:
      SO_MUCH_FRICKLE_FRACKLAGE
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-02-25 Words: 416
****** FORBIDDEN LOVES ******
by Conspiracy
Summary
     things get hot and heated he CK YEEE
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
'put meh down you darn dirty ape' said shrek in his accent
but donkey kong did not.
because like his father king kong he carried beautiful ladies up buildings.
and he thought shrek was a beautiful lady.
but when he got to the top he actually dropped shrek.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' said shrek as he fell and then hit the ground.
but since ogres have layers he just shed hs skin and walked away to fnd donkey.
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sasuke loved miku very very much
and miku loved sasuke
but
one day
miku call sasuke and said 'i have something to confess'
and sasuke sad 'what' thinkin she ate the last doughnut or something
and she was like 'i killERD YOUR FAMILY'
and sasuke was liKE 'nOOOOOOO'
and then miku sang a song about it
/////
so one day romeny was walkin down the street wearin clothes made outta money
cause hes rich
and he saw cooljack helpin a old lady across the street with his sword
and he was like 'do he got a booty'
and he popped up beind cooljack and looked at his luscious booty and shouted
'HE DOOOOOO'
and cooljack blushed and got nosebleed
and romney gave him money to mop it up
and the old lady got hit by a car
//////
soo one day dean winchester was savin people and huntn thngs like the family
business
and he ran into garfield the cat
and he was about to shoot him
but then garfield said 'i love lasagna'
and it changed deans life forever
and he said 'i love you'
and then they tongue kissed
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armin was busy killin titans and was covered in blood from his dead friends
but he diiid suchhh a bg titan killin backflip that he ended up in another
country
and landed on eds head and ed was like '*angry vic mignogna shouting*'
because now he was covered in blood from armins dead friends
but armin was like 'i deduce that ur super cute'
and then they frickle frackled
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raphael went to the protagonist convention
and he met aoba there
and he said 'in my game i steal stuff'
and aoba said 'in my game i have buttsex'
and raphael said 'oh' because he had never had buttsex before and
aoba used his mind powers to deduce this
and taught him how to have buttsex in the broom closet
///////
one time madokers killed kaito because he was a witch
and the n she ate him
he tasted like ice cream and failure
End Notes
     please dont take ths seroiusly
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