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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Ensemble_Stars!_(Video_Game)
  Relationship:
      Kanzaki_Souma/Shinkai_Kanata, Sena_Izumi/Suou_Tsukasa, Sakuma_Rei/Sakuma
      Ritsu, Sengoku_Shinobu/Takamine_Midori, Hasumi_Keito/Kanzaki_Souma, Aoba
      Tsumugi/Sakasaki_Natsume, Sakuma_Ritsu/Sena_Izumi, Hasumi_Keito/Kiryuu
      Kurou
  Additional Tags:
      Drunk_Fic, Vore, Consensual_Incest
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-04-04 Updated: 2017-05-30 Chapters: 12/? Words: 2974
****** Drunk Stars ******
by Galiko
Summary
     A collection of fics written while sloshed and I decided it would be
     cool to take requests. Sorry??? It is a mystery.
     The first line of each fic was the prompt. Please enjoy(??), none of
     this is edited.
***** Chapter 1 *****
kanata turns souma into suishi
 
~
 
it was a dangerous time but kanata wanted to eat sushi. souma was AVAILABLE for
sushi making and that means that kanta was going to make him into a vore sushi
extravaganza and that’s exactl ywhat kanata is all ABOUT.
 
his means that it’s time for suishi. kanata was like. “should i slash u up or
should i put you on on rise like nigiri and just go for it” kanata doesn’t know
but souma has got his sowrd and like is ready to be chopped up  byt it . really
nice.
 
who knows why knata is it hsi way but it has to do with the fact he is a hungry
fish that needs to be fed more than a goldfish should be in a small bowl. so he
takes his sword (souma’s sword) and goes for it bc he has the munchies and he
has been tenderizing souma  for motnhs. byd rownign him. a lot. he is a drowned
samurai and got a tenderneess you can tell by the way that adonis watches him
when he moves bc he stanca’t stop watching and that s gay. thanks for that
event.
 
the sushi happens and kanat eats a lot of samurai and goes home happy to chiak
ithe end
***** Chapter 2 *****
izukasa stesp son a tsukasa
 
~
 
tsukasa is a stupid first year. izumi knows. he is ready to stepn on tsukasa
because he is just so THAT WAY. he just is asking for a bully to bully him and
its really boviously he wants izumi to do it. stop asking whether or not izumi
likes you or not you little gay. he just wants t oo put his feet on yu and make
u kiss the grouwnd.
 
so one day tsukasa buys lik,e twenty sweeets that are probably all ice cream or
enormosu cotton candy death snacks. time to shame him. izumi smacks those
stupid sweets outo f his fluffy little hands and steps rIGHT on tsukasa’s ass.
THAT’S ENOUGH FROM U AND YOUR SWEETS. quotations are missing because emphasis
izumi doesn’t care
 
tsukasa doesn’t cry but he sure does have a dick hard and thats par for the
course every time that izumi is around. can relate, he has a sexy voice.
tsukasa rolls over like a dumb dog and probably starts choking himself like in
osome fo dawns’ doujins. thanks.
 
tuskasaa lays there and lets izumi step uopnoon him nad probably fl ash a peace
sign. iuzmi take apcitrue . it’s because he was a model once and now. he has
moadel pic. step step the end
***** Chapter 3 *****
rei ritsu oniichan doesn’t get to have a good nut
 
~
 
you’d think that rei coul come form anything involging a ritsu but you’d be
rworng. the main reason that he doesn’t get to come this time is because ritsu
i the world s bittggest little shit.
 
they are doing it in rei’s coffin bc he is that way. he s got a big coffin not
like the shitty one hge gave ritsu because eht atone is really small. wthat hte
fuck rei at lesat give him a decent coffin you fucking cheapskate that’s really
shitty of you. no wondr ritsu doesn’t want to every call u oniichan yu asshole.
give him some sweet valvet coffin softness that is lrrge you asshole
 
so they are going at it. very slutty. koga probably sulking in a corner bc he
doesn’t get to be in on tehis sweet vampire action. ritsu is into it but
suddenly he remembers every shitty thing rei has ever done (htere ssome, uqite
a few, ritsu remembers( and so he knows how to make rei hate his life.
 
“ecchan” (or whtaever he calls eichi, i cant remember an i  cannot be fucked to
look it up  sorry eichi), ritsu moan, and rei is like. two seconds from nutting
and hten is very suddenly nOT.
 
“literally why” rei says,a nd ritsu just laugh.
 
“becuase you ahd bad hair as a first time through third year and also betray my
whole life” ritsu say, and rei’s dick is so soft.
 
no more orgasms. never. that’s the rule now .good bye einstars fandom does htis
make u happey now.
***** Chapter 4 *****
shinobi and mirodir with shinobur on top iwth hisnobur in a furshit (shinbou
will nOT get a fucking unless that is the thing)
 
~~
 
midor is a fuckkng furry. he is also severely depressed. shinobu is ok with it
but itg ets kinda stressful when he gcant get laid and midori is like god just
put on the fursut you gottamn ninja.
 
shinobu is like. wow. language de gozaru. but then he agrees that a fruistuit i
sthe only   solution. so he goes out and buys one that looks like a weird
fluffy kigurumui (you will not know what knd of animal it is, he bought it at a
shitty anime con and it’s basically impossible to tell because it waso nly $15
or 1500 yen, bad quality). midori doesn’t care he is aroused. there is fur and
a suit and his dick is hard.
 
shinobu’s lik enice. de gozaru. it’s itmeto put it in. it’s some weird fur suit
finagling about to happen so he can get his ninja dick out but he s a ninja so
he’s got this.
 
midor i si ready. he’s veryAROUSED because shinbou is a de gozaru furry ninja
and also he is topping, midori is a giant goddamn bottom (literally he’s so
large wtf) and now i am stating facts. shinbou makes some furry noises like the
kinds of furrys that just make animal sounds at cons and make you feel awkward,
and midori comes harder than he ever has in his life.
 
“that was so great” he says “and i would do it again but i have depression”
 
shinobu is now a furry too but it was inevitable.
***** Chapter 5 *****
keisou have sex in queso
 
~~
 
keito and souma bothdo not know what queso is because they are so japanese and
it hink that queso is gross so they probably do to.. for this fic.
 
the queso came from kuro whoprobalby eats like a fucking straight boy, gross,
but theres sthis shuge vat of queso in the akatsuki room of practice and souma
just fucking dives in. probably to prep for more of kanata’s drowning and
tenderizing so he can be a suishi in the near future. hwyc ant i cpsell that
ufkcing world whedn i ma drunk. backspace exsts but i cant stop there’s queso.
 
suma is swimming in the queso because he’s fucking weird and suddenly. keito
falls into it. probably because he cannot even fucking walk without breathing
hard, godamn nerd. keito is like holy shit this is gross. and souma is like but
hasumi-dono.............now you are moist and i am aroused
 
it’s very forward of him but they start to kiss. keito is like. you are kind of
like my son??? but my dick is hard bc i want ot pull your hair. souma
understands. so keito pulls his hari even though it’s covered in queso and they
do the fucking. rei walks in later and there’s a weird threesome, bc why not,
 
souma cant even say the word queso but he sure does like being boned in it. the
end.
 
***** Chapter 6 *****
tsumugi and natsume and natsume gets him to come with magic without touching
him
bonsu is fhe draws a pentagram on his dick
 
~~
 
natsume gets the hammer. immediately tsumugi is concerned and doesn’t knwo what
to think especaily when he is fucking naked and tied to a chair. this cannot
end well. no noe thinsk it will end well. you are all panicking right now i can
FEEL IT in your bones.
 
but natsume has plans....he usually does and they’re ok. this time its even
better because he has a hammer and a sharpie and he says to tsumugi, “that’s
all i need to make you COME”
 
tsumuig is nervou.s that. really fucking fair??? holy shit natsume is so cary
with that hammer. the sharpie isn’t any good either especiall y because he’s
like it’s time for me to draw on your dick. tsumugi does not know where this is
going.
 
tsumugi gets a sharpie pentagram drawn on his dick. what the fuck. he’s still
hard because it’s natsume and natsume is so pretty and tsumug is gross but he
is concerned!!!! there’s a pentagram on his dick. and now natsume has got the
hammer
 
natsume says “and now. i will OPEN THE PORTALS”
 
he slams the hammer down on a random srurface probably the ground or some shit
and suddenly?????? tsumugi comes because what the fuck. it’s magic. tsumuig is
full of SHOCK but less semen. this explans a lot of their relationshp. the end.
 
***** Chapter 7 *****
rei convinces undead to dab
 
~~
 
rei learns about the dab. and by that i mean taht rei is old and stupid and
probably heard that there is a thing called a dab. he knows nothing. fucking
geezer
 
hes like. guys. we gotta do this new dance move. and all of undead is very
skeptical. koga thinks its dumb but i think koga is fucking dumb. fuck this new
event. fuk every vevent do not let me hear about koga.
 
off topic. bu t back now. rei isn’t interested in tat shit but he is interested
in The Dab. he doesn’t even know what itis. adonis definitely doesn’t know what
it is. so he leaves. to probably do souma. because that is what corinna likes.
 
beyond that there’s nothign interseting about htis i love u sakuma rei but do
not talk about dabbing??? go back to fucking your little brother and ignoring
koga because htat is what i lke. kaoru is here too i think but probably
texxintg kanaata like hey baby what you wearing and the answe ris nothign
because kanata is a fish the end.
***** Chapter 8 *****
kurokei crossdressing bc i hate this so much
 
~
 
kuro is a prince. not the prince in the knd of ugly fucking brocade fabici kind
of prince way buta prince in the sexy breaks a window atcting is my passion
kind of way. keiot is in a dress. that’s the event and i like that keito in sa
dress. kuro does too. apparently
 
jokes on hi mtho. kruo decides it’s time to be all princely and he fucking
sucks at it. he is like “my lady you are so fucking  hot” and keit’s just like
jesus christ (he’s buddhist so he wouldn’t say that) you are abad at this
acting thing? i’m better and shu says im really third rate.
 
kuro is taken ABACK. he is a shock. he is kind of ad umbass sometimes. thinks
pretty dress means nicer keito. he is so wrong. keito in a sudden burst of
strength (unlikely. he is so weak. this is unrealistic but fuck you tory this
is what you wanted) flips kuros ass over and its time for gay
 
keito tops. KEITO FUCKING TOPS. i ahte that artist that she always retweets bc
keito looks like a fucking five year old girl and its like the hannibal clocks
ugly and bad and wrong but keito tops and kuro is like im getting fucked by
someone in a dres? nice
 
there wasn’t queso (the mexican dip??) this time. no stragith boys in my fic
hte end.
***** Chapter 9 *****
oddballs orgy, natsume is the bottom to everybody, he is in a catsuit trying to
grade dicks; leo is wathing from doubltesided clgass with tsumigui
 
bnsu if they fap
 
~
 
there is an dobbdalls orgy.
 
natsume is very ready he has been waiting fo trhtis the entire life. he loves
his nissans. they are all fucking gorgeous and natsume is in a cat suit. thats
improtant.
 
he has them all together in a room and they ahve their dicks out. it’s time for
grading them. the dicks are out. he goes aroudn on his hands n needs and is
like tist ime i have to make sure. to juDGE THEM
 
unlike in previous ficts, he does nOT have a hamer. not allowed. but tsumugi,
who is watching through glass (previously unmentioend but htteres
isdoubledisded clasS), is anticipting this. minus a hammer and plus some cat
ears, natsume is suprisigingly sexy.
 
so he’s judging dcks. back t that fact. he goes around and he’s like wow. ok.
kantaniisan your dick looks like a dolphins.
 
puka, says kanata
 
that means yeah shut up bitch i know it’’ll do you hard in the ass in fish.
natsume doesn’t knwo but anyway. next is shu. shuss isf sucking great but
natsume moves on. shu don’t know what to do wiath tat shit.
 
next is wataru. prime real estate. very great. natsume is like. i will remember
this. NYA.
 
finally its rei. his dick is also prime real estate. he and wataru are like in
a compietiotn. natsume lest them know by saying lots of nyas. they translate
this and probably start jacking off and comming on his face.
 
because of this tsumugi--and leo??? who is also watching??? why???? is it
because you pity me bc tof this fucking event????--jerk off. it’s a big ordy of
jacking off and nyas. natsume is really into and the winner is probably wataru
becuase tw magicians means twice the gay. tsumugi doesn’t get he hammer, the
end.
***** Chapter 10 *****
arashi fucks leo and sends izumi snapchat filters
 
~
 
so arashi is the queen and leo is the queen. no. the king. they must fuck
because they are queen and kING. that’s the one .i typed ist right eventaully.
its ok if they fck ecause that is what sara likes.
 
so they are fuck.ing arashi tops. even in a dress he is topping. iit’s pretty
cool and all until leo starts talking about aliens. arashi is NOT into aliens.
leo is like dude can i tell you about hank. he’s an alien and his mom was human
and i think maybe i’m related. it’s fun. arashi is like ou-sama i am bals deep
in you why are you being lke this. leo is like i really fucking love aliens.
arashi is regreting this decision.
 
so what he does is something only logical people would do, or sara. arashi (i
almost typed sara bc i associate this so strongly fwtf) takes out his phone
while he is still INSIDE and is like yo it’s time for some snapchat. dog filter
comes out. leo is now puppy woof woof.
 
he has no self-contrl and so he just sends it to izumi. leo doesn’t care. even
with a dick in him he’s like ‘what if it was an alien dick’ and arashi is not
here for that. izumi gets the chat (idk how snapchat works actually) and is
like WHAT THE FUCK NARUKUN and is offended. very much. he wishes he could be
there so leo could talk about HIS alien dick.
 
maybe that’s what the next evenetwill be. more alien dicking and not sorrow. i
woudl like that.  but for now it’s just dog snapchats and leo talking about
this bullshit. eichi wasn’t there the end
***** Chapter 11 *****
subar walks into a steahouse and he does not understand
 
~
 
subar uu waslks into a teahouse. he doesn’t know it’s af ucking horsewhose.
whorehouse. it’svery pretty. smells like booze and weed. very obvious it is
made of whores. but he doesn’t know.
 
so he’s like wow i’d love some tea!!!!!! everont ehtere looks at him lke wtf
dude you’re a fool. but ok. so they send him out some ‘tea’ and that ‘tea’ is
actually hajime in that fuking outfit. you know wthe on. e. with the keyhole i
the back. purple. so nice. he’s in it. no tea. subaru is surprised.
 
wehre’s my tea. i heard stuff about oolong when i wasn’t eating coins. hajime
just sighs. he is here to make moeny so he can buy more breadcrusts o eh does
what he gs got to do. that’s suck dick.
 
he get on his knees and he does the dick sucking. subaru still doesn’t get it.
he jsust thinks this part of tea hosue. ??? somehow. he’s a fool. im pretty
sure he could be balls deep in hajimes ass and not really understand that he’s
fucking someone. he’s jstu like wow hajime. your hair is shiny. and so is your
dress.
 
thanks hajime says, pulling off of subarus’ dick. it’s yayahan taffeta.
 
so he sucks subarus tick and hed steill doesn’t knw. he will come back. next
time for tea, maye. the end.
***** Chapter 12 *****
ritsu izu against a wall???? ritsu tops
 
oniichan is good for me
 
~
 
ritsu and izu have got to fuck. izumi. i typed his name right. i’ve got this.
izumi  isso thirsty. he’sreal into ritsu. he wants tritsu to FUCK HIM UP. but
ritsu is thinking about oniiciahn.
 
not in the oniichan way that izumi wants. he wants that in a yuukun sense.
butits unimportant here. ritsu is doing him. surprisingly strong? fucking
izumi’s butt whih is round. nice. very good.
 
ritus is like holy shit. this is godo. but he wont say that. he just is
thinking about it. about rei’s butt. so in the middle of fucking izumi he’s
like...........................oniichan.
 
izumi is rockig fucking solid??? he comes fast. tears on his face. like the
doujin i buy just bc he cry. but in this sense he is jjust confused. how did
ritsu know his kink.
 
he look at ritsu and ritsu is like.........wel. im thikin g about my brothers
butt. izumi thinks thats fair. at least it isn’t aliens.
 
“why would it e aliens” ritsu ask.
 
“because leo wants m eto be an alien. im so sick of the obligations of life and
this event already”
 
ritsu is like. wow. that’s dep. aand they fuck again bc i’velost my train of
thought and this time nothing is made of yayahan OR anything .thene dn.
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