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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Sollux_Captor/Karkat_Vantas
  Character:
      Sollux_Captor, Karkat_Vantas
  Additional Tags:
      First_Time, Oral
  Stats:
      Published: 2015-05-11 Words: 1506
****** Doublepack ******
by greenHarlequin
Summary
     You are absolutely ready for this. You’ve watched the schoolfeeds and
     maybe also one or twelve a bit more graphic videos that are not
     strictly educational. You would’ve asked literally anyone with any
     kind of experience on the matter how to manage this but
     disappointingly your so called friends are all a bunch of blushing
     virgins who have no idea of the finer arts of red intimacy. Or any
     intimacy at all seeing as Nepeta actually honest to fuck blocked you
     after asking if she ever gave anyone head and Terezi just sent you
     413 repitions of her dumb eyebrow waggle smiley.
     It’s completely fucking okay though. You don’t need friends, you have
     the internet. Besides, now you’ll be the first in your contact list
     to have done anything involving getting naked with a quadrant mate.
     You will be a hero.
You are absolutely ready for this. You’ve watched the schoolfeeds and maybe
also one or twelve a bit more graphic videos that are not strictly educational.
You would’ve asked literally anyone with any kind of experience on the matter
how to manage this but disappointingly your so called friends are all a bunch
of blushing virgins who have no idea of the finer arts of red intimacy. Or any
intimacy at all seeing as Nepeta actually honest to fuck blocked you after
asking if she ever gave anyone head and Terezi just sent you 413 repitions of
her dumb eyebrow waggle smiley.
It’s completely fucking okay though. You don’t need friends, you have the
internet. Besides, now you’ll be the first in your contact list to have done
anything involving getting naked with a quadrant mate. You will be a hero.
Sollux is placing peck after peck all over your face, two at a time. He has a
hand on your knee and it’s so sweet you think you might explode from pity. You
catch his chin in a hand and take off his glasses and set them aside. You would
definitely like to spend some time staring meaningfully into his eyes like the
true romantic you are but suddenly Sollux’ teeth are nibbling at your lower lip
and your eyes flutter closed all by themselves, wow how dare they. His tongue
slides into your mouth and you feel the split tips teasing, exploring. Your
blood pusher feels like it’s rehearsing for a tap dance performance in front of
the Empress.
When you break the kiss, Sollux and you are both breathless. Before he can
resume kissing you silly you catch him by one of his horns and look him in the
eyes. A strangled chirp escapes his lips and he blushes gorgeously gold to the
tips of his ears.
“Can I…?” you swallow around the lump in your throat but mercifully he
understood and nods at you. You push him back a bit and nervously fumble at the
hem of his shirt. Sollux watches you and then suddenly there is a crackle and
the smell of burnt and cotton and…
“Holy shit…” you gasp. The asshole actually looks smug about it. But yeah this
makes undressing him easier and you don’t even have to let go from his horn.
His psionics tickle where you touch the chitin. You slide the ripped t-shirt
off his arms and push him back against the armrest of the couch. When he tries
to sit up a bit more you pull him back by the horn and nibble at his
collarbone. He hisses and it sounds endearingly ridiculous mixed with his lisp.
The way his back arches as your lips touch his skin is very nice so you decide
firmly to kiss your way down his torso, slow and teasing. Sollux decides he is
against slow and pushes you down to crotch level with his psionics.
When you glower up at him he looks a mixture of aroused, apologetic and
mischievous. It absolutely shouldn’t be turning you on as much as it does but
the way he licks his lips while you try very hard to not pant pathetically on
the moving bulge in your matesprit’s pants does things to you. You can feel
your own bulge unsheathe slowly and promptly blush. Sollux lifts a hand and you
are ready to bark something very unsexy at him, but he just twines his long
fingers into your hair near the base of one of your horns and tucks you gently
towards his crotch. You… you have to admit that you are feeling a bit nervous
suddenly but you bite it back and do what you’ve seen in one of the less empire
approved videos. When you press your open mouth over the closed zipper of
Sollux’ jeans you can feel movement. Sollux’ bulge is definitely bigger than
your, it’s kind of surreal really and you briefly wonder if you should feel
self-conscious but that train of thought promptly gets lost when Sollux
frantically gasps for breath and his bulge tries to press into your mouth
through the fabric and yeah okay that is. Hot. Actually. You place another open
mouthed kiss to the fabric and decide maybe you could lick it. It tastes like
cheap denim and kind of salty.
Before Sollux can decide he really doesn’t like this pair of jeans anyway and
start ripping his clothes apart again you get him out of them. For that you
briefly have to take your hand off Sollux’ horn and he actually pulls a face
about that until he is out of his pants and you press a slow, sweet kiss to his
lips before taking hold of his horn again. Only then do you move lower, this
time to lick his grubscars. He makes an absolutely pitiable sound but shoves
you away. “Nuh-no, KK, too sensitive”, he gasps and, okay, you leave off. You
leave two overlapping love bites on his hipbone instead and it’s a bit lopsided
but you think it’s pretty recognizable as a heart. You are immensely pleased
with yourself about that as you return your attention to the task of getting
Sollux Captor out of his underwear with only one hand because he likes getting
pinned down by the horn.
That actually gives you an idea. Instead of wrestling Sollux’ boxers down with
your hand you start by placing a number of tiny kisses to the skin right over
the waistband until he is blushing again and making tiny whimpering sounds
under his breath. You pull his head back once more by the horn you still hold
and you can feel the sharp intake of breath as you take the waistband of his
underwear between your teeth and start to pull. It works out almost as well as
you had expected right up until something slick and wet slaps your cheek and
another thing very similar to the first tries very hard to drill into your
nose.
“What…” you start saying but it comes out muffled because you still have fabric
between your teeth and Sollux makes an undignified grunt. A few moments later
you have managed to get him naked completely and have a chance to take in what
you can see.
Sollux’ bulge is a bit longer and slimmer than yours but it makes up for that
by being split about halfway down the length with two fully independent tips.
The glistening wetness brings out the yellow in the bulges strikingly as they
twine with the fingers of your free hand. Sollux whimpers again. You dive down
and lick up first one, then the other of his lengths, from base to tip. The way
he moans at that makes your own bulge press against the fabric of your pants
desperately, but you can’t do anything about yourself right now, you need to
concentrate.
You place wet open mouthed kisses right at the spot where the two tips
separate, slowly teasing at the split with your tongue. Then you kiss your way
down to the base of his bulge and you hesitate for a second until you can feel
the prickle of psionics against your palm and pull Sollux’ head against the
armrest again. He gasps when you suck first one, then the other tip into your
mouth and swirl your tongue around them. It’s harder than you thought it’d be
to keep your teeth away from the bulges, but somehow you manage to only lightly
scrape over one of the tips which is rewarded by a string of curse words.
You keep working your lips and tongue over Sollux’ bulge and he tries to work
more of his bulge into your mouth. You try really hard to use all the
techniques you’ve read about but Sollux is way bigger than you’d anticipated
and eventually you have to give up on your weak attempt to deep throat him with
tears in your eyes. The tears are just left over from the gagging that was
admittedly not very sexy, but you didn’t think Sollux would freak out so much.
“Holy shit, KK, did I hurt you?”
He sounds seriously alarmed. You try to shake your head without letting go of
him and he tries to pull out of your mouth. You lightly jostle his head and try
your hardest to glare up at him, which isn’t exactly easy at this angle. You
lick over the underside of his bulge, long and showy, and it twitches. You kiss
once, exactly where the bulge tips part and suddenly there is tiny flashes of
red and blue and a sharp sting to the hand that holds onto Sollux’ horn.
Something makes an alarming sound and you turn your head. Something very wet
splatters the side of your face.
 
____
 
“You got slurry in my ear. And burnt three of my movies.”
“KK I’m so fucking sorry. Are we still-“ “Yes we are still friends, fucking
unbelievable that you’d even ask.”
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