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works/7890208.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Fandom:
      Harry_Potter_-_J.K._Rowling
  Relationship:
      Harry_Potter/Ron_Weasley
  Character:
      Harry_Potter, Ron_Weasley, Hermione_Granger, Other_-_Character
  Additional Tags:
      Humor, Multiple_Partners
  Collections:
      Ink_Stained_Fingers
  Stats:
      Published: 2003-02-07 Words: 311
****** Death by Orgy ******
by pwillies [archived by ISF_Archivist]
Summary
     The raging currents of the tide of lust of the Gryffindor boys
     overflows onto an unsuspecting idiot. I mean idiot.I mean.
     Hermioneidiot.yeah.
Notes
     This story was originally archived at Ink_Stained_Fingers, which was
     created in 2002 as a home for Harry Potter slash fiction. To preserve
     the archive, we began manually importing its works to the AO3 as an
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Death by Orgy




  It was a quiet evening in the Gryffindor Tower. Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean,
  and Seamus were all settling down for an evening of studying. Suddenly
  Neville who had drifted off into sleep awoke screaming, "Stop touching me
  there!"
  "Neville?" asked Harry awkwardly, as only Harry could do. "Who's touching you
  where?" Neville, still groggy with his dream of TERROR bellowed.
  "You were touching my multicolored green and jade/golden dragon."
  "Oh man," mused Harry, chewing on his quill thoughfully, "that really flips
  my switch."
  Ron, who was toying with a chess piece started rubbing the KNIGHT
  suggestively.
  "Are you fellas thinking what I am thinking?" Ron queried, swallowing the
  piece whole, grinning like a sort of grinning hyena.
  In that VERY moment Neville seized the opportunity to jump on Harry who was
 sitting on his BED. Harry, confused as usual, grabbed the jade dragon
  screeching about his scar hurting. Then he realized that it wasn't his SCAR
  that felt funny.
  "My appendage feels queer," bemoaned Harry, as Neville was disrobing himself.
  Seamus, who was getting a little HOT on the SPOT started taking off his own
  robes, while Dean began rapping, "It's getting hot in here, so give me all
  your hos!"
  Harry didn't understand why Dean was talking and rubbing himself against
  Seamus, who in turn was rubbing himself against Ron who was rubbing himself
  against Harry, who somehow found himself rubbing against Neville's little
  Neville.
  "Wow," besmirked Dean, churning up an ocean of lust to flow through his
  chunnel of LOVE.
  Just then as the five naked young boys were gyrating against one another
  Hermione burst into the room, hair all a flutter. This being something she
  couldn't read in books, she promptly exploded on the scene.
  "Well," Ron said with a smirk, "that's the end of THIS story."
  And that's how Hermione died.
  THE END
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