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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Underage Category: F/F, F/M, M/M Fandom: Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling, The_Avengers_(Marvel_Movies) Relationship: Loki/Thor_(Marvel), Steve_Rogers/James_"Bucky"_Barnes/Original_Male Character, Draco_Malfoy/Harry_Potter, Neville_Longbottom/Blaise_Zabini, Lucius_Malfoy/Tom_Riddle/Severus_Snape, Sirius_Black/Remus_Lupin, Fred Weasley/George_Weasley, Seamus_Finnigan/Dean_Thomas, (past!)_James Potter/Original_Male_Character, Bruce_Banner/Tony_Stark, James_"Rhodey" Rhodes/Sam_Wilson, Clint_Barton/Phil_Coulson/Natasha_Romanov, Hermione Granger/Ron_Weasley, Ginny_Weasley/Others, Albus_Dumbledore/Ginny Weasley, Albus_Dumbledore/Gellert_Grindelwald, Albus_Dumbledore/Molly Weasley, Marcus_Flint/Original_Male_Character(s), Viktor_Krum/Original Male_Character(s), Clint_Barton/Phil_Coulson/Natasha_Romanova/Luna Lovegood, Frigga/Odin, Fárbauti/Laufey, Volstagg/Hogun/Fandral, Sif/Sigyn Character: Thor_(Marvel), Loki_(Marvel), Steve_Rogers, James_"Bucky"_Barnes, Original_Male_Character(s), Blaise_Zabini, Neville_Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Lucius_Malfoy, Tom_Riddle, Severus_Snape, Sirius_Black, Remus Lupin, Fred_Weasley, George_Weasley, Seamus_Finnigan, Dean_Thomas, James Potter, Clint_Barton, Xenophilius_Lovegood, Phil_Coulson, Natasha Romanov, Hermione_Granger, Ron_Weasley, Hogwarts_Ghosts, Hogwarts Founders_Portraits, Molly_Weasley, Arthur_Weasley, Alastor_“Mad-Eye” Moody, Ginny_Weasley, Albus_Dumbledore, Viktor_Krum, Marcus_Flint Additional Tags: Embarrassment, Size_Kink, Emotional_Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Ginny_Weasley Bashing, Pregnant_Ginny, Forced_Marriage, Forced_Pregnancy, Forced Bonding, Evil_Dumbledore, Manipulative_Dumbledore, Dumbledore_Bashing, Evil_Ron, Ron_Weasley_Bashing, Hermione_Granger_Bashing, Bottom_Harry, Bottom_Loki, Top_Lucius_Malfoy, Good_Lucius_Malfoy, Veela_Lucius_Malfoy, Bottom_Lucius_Malfoy, Dom_Draco, Good_Draco_Malfoy, Veela_Draco_Malfoy, Good_Severus_Snape, Bottom_Severus_Snape, Top_Severus_Snape, Vampire Severus_Snape, Possessive_Tom_Riddle, Top_Tom_Riddle, Possessive_Steve Rogers, Possessive_Thor, Possessive_Bucky_Barnes, Lily_Evans_Potter Bashing Stats: Published: 2016-07-18 Chapters: 3/? Words: 2552 ****** Children of Mischief and Thunder ****** by WalkerKiller21 Summary What if Thor and Loki had Children other than Fenrir, Jörmungandr, Hel and Sleipnir? What if Harry Potter had an Older twin? What if Thor Odinson was James Potter?   Lucien Serpens Antonelli is the 17 year old son of James Potter and Giovanni Antonelli. Lucien and his little Brother, Hadrian James Potter, grew up being Raised by the Abusive Dursley's. Over the years, Lucien's anger has been growing with each little piece of Verbal and Physical Abuse. Lucien is both relieved and angered when an impromptu trip to Gringotts Wizarding Bank reveals more than Lucien had ever been Hoping for. His and Harry's parents are alive, and Lucien is now lord to More Lordship's than he knows what to do with. Lucien, being automatically emancipated once he was read his parents' wills, decides to do what should have been done a long time ago.   Meanwhile, on Asgard, Thor and Loki set out to Find their Sons and repair their Broken relationship. ***** Chapter 1 ***** Full Name: Lucien Serpens Thorson Age: 17 Height: 5"10 Family: Thor Odinson (Father), Loki Laufeyson (Bearer/Mother), Helblindi (Uncle), Býleistr (Uncle), Laufey (Grandfather), Fárbauti (Grandfather), Odin (Grandfather), Frigga (Grandmother), Ancestors (deceased), Hadrian (Younger twin brother), Sleipnir (older brother), Fenris (older brother), Hel (Older sister), Jörmungandr (Older brother) IQ: 330 Wand wood: Snake wood Wand core: Basilisk Horn Wand Length: 13" Rightful_Inheritance_of_Lucien_Serpens_Thorson: Lord to the most Ancient and Noble house of Antonelli   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Black (Until Hadrian James Thorson is Of age)   Lord to the Ancient and Noble house of Potter (until Hadrian James Thorson is of age)   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Gryffindor (until Hadrian James Thorson is of age)   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Slytherin   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Ravenclaw   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Lacroix   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Fairbourne   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Dedworth   Lord to the Most Ancient and Noble house of Halliwell   Lord to the Most Ancient house of Merlin   Antonelli inheritance:   Properties/Stock holdings: Vanity Alley, Amanuensis Quills, Broomstix, Madame Primpernelle's beautifying Potions, Obscurus Books, Slug & Jigger's Apothecary, 100 % of the Daily Prophet, Flourish and Blotts, Pilliwinkle's Playthings, Antonelli Cottage, Antonelli Manor, Antonelli mansion, Antonelli Hotel, Antonelli Children's Hospital, Antonelli Vineyard   Vaults: 895, 799, 240, 677, 666, and 800   Total of: 700.000.000.000 Galleons (not including Sickles and Knuts)   Lacroix Inheritance:   Properties/Stock holdings: Florean Fortescue's ice cream Parlour, Twilfitt and Tattings, Tallow and Hemp toxic tapers, E.L.M and Wizards Undertakers and Embalmers, Mr. Rosewood's Apothecary, Durmstrang Institute, Beauxbaton Academy of Magic, Sexu Alley, Lacroix Hotel, Lacroix Vineyard   Vaults: 276, 909, 804, 444, 777   Total of: 600.000.000.000 Galleons (not including Sickles and Knuts)   Slytherin Inheritance:   Properties/Stock holdings: Slytherin Manor, Slytherin Castle, 1/2 Gringotts Wizarding Bank, 1/4 Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Borgin and Burkes, Cobb and Webb's, Dystyl Phaelanges, Sexu Alley, Madame Noir's Potion shop, Shyverwretch's Venom and Poisons, Markus Scarrs Indelible Tattoos, Potage's Cauldron shop, The Coffin house, Noggin and Bonce, Mr. Mulpepper's Apothecary, Trackleshanks Locksmith, Magical Menagerie, The White Wyvern, The Black Dragon, Slytherin's Vineyard   Vaults: 748, Salazar Slytherin's Personal Vault   Total of: 900.000.000.000 Galleons (not including Sickles and Knuts)   Ravenclaw Inheritance:   Properties/ Stock holdings: Ravenclaw Manor, Whizz hard Books, Sugarplum's Sweets shop, Scribbulus Writing Instruments, Rosa Lee Tea shop, The Black Raven, 1/4 Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Madame Medusa's Rare and Uncommon Potions Ingredients, Madame Bovery's Book shop, Madame Malkin's Robes for all Occasions, Flourish and Blotts,   Vaults: 249 and Rowena Ravenclaw's Personal Vault   Total of: 780.000.000.0000 Galleons (not including Sickles and Knuts)   Gryffindor Inheritance:   Properties/Stock holdings: The Golden Lion, Godrick's Hollow, Ollivanders, Humphrey's Owl Emporium, Madame Emma's Potion shop, Madame Noir's Bakery, Madame Victiore's Wand shop, Mr. Flanigan's Swords   Vaults: Godrick Gryffindor's Personal Vault   Total of 400.000.000.000.000 Galleons (not including Sickles and Knuts)   Potter Inheritance:    Properties/Stock holdings: Godrick's Hollow, Potter Manor   Vaults: 459, 864   Total of 40.000.000.000 Galleons (not including Sickles and Knuts)   Merlin Inheritance:   Vaults: 01, 02   Total of: 1,000.000.000.000.000 Galleons (Not including Sickles and Knuts)   Fairbourne_Inheritance:   Properties/Stock Holdings: Beard trimming, Betting Shop, Chimney Sweep Elf, Fledermaus and Tanner Bats & Skins, McHavelock's Wizarding Headgear, Ye Old Curiosity Shop, The Whispering Wizard, Moribund's, Fairbourne Mansion, Fairbourne Manor, Fairbourne Cottage, Fairbourne Apothecary, Mrs. Chilikov's Knitting Supplies, Damyanov's Bakery   Vaults: 574, 329, 5432, 471   Total of: 83.000.000.000.000 Galleons (Not including Sickles and Knuts)   Dedworth inheritance:   Properties/Stock holdings: Dedworth Manor, Dedworth mansion, Dedworth cottage, Gambol and Japes Wizarding Joke shop, Junk shop, Quality Quidditch Supplies, Wiseacre's Wizarding equipment, Dedworth Hotel, 1/2 of Grunnings Drills, Beauchene's Boutique, Bellerose's Bakery, Bellerose's Garden center, 4 Privet Drive   Vaults: 879, 432, 5432, 6843, 021   Total of: 600.000.000.000.000 Galleons (Not including Sickles and Knuts)   Halliwell Inheritance:   Properties/Stock holdings: Halliwell Manor, Halliwell Mansion, Halliwell Cottage, Madame Haverfoth's Robe Shop, Madame Sapphire's Jewelry shop, Madame Penny-apple's Pie shop, Beaulieu's Bookshop, Bellamy's Apothecary, The Burrow (outskirts of Ottery St. Catchpole in Devon England)   Vaults: 048, 089, 032, 043   Total of: 343.000.000.000.000.000 Galleons (Not including Sickles and Knuts)     ***** Chapter 2 ***** Chapter Summary Lucien ties up a dew loose ends and An Ancient spell over the Asgardian Royal family and the Jötunheimr giants breaks and Thor and Loki search for their children as the Avengers discover the true relationship between Thor and Loki. -Lucien Pov-                              A joyful hum escaped me as I set up what all I required to come up with the letter/eviction notice I'd planned to write to the Dursley's earlier. Once I'd had an inkwell, My favorite quill and a piece of Parchment that was long enough, I began constructing the letter. =============================================================================== Dursleys,   If_you_are_wondering_why_I'm_writing_you,_the_answer_is_Simple._Upon_a_trip_to Gringotts_Wizarding_Bank,_I_made_some_very_important_inquiries_regarding_my accounts_and_the_properties_I_own.    As_it_turns_out,_I_own_4_Privet_Drive!_You_see,_the_house_was_lent_to_you_by one_of_my_ancestors,_who_was_deathly_I'll_at_the_time,_in_hopes_of_you_caring for_my_brother_and_I._But_you_spit_in_his_face_when_you_abused_us_for_the beginning_of_our_lives._Which_brings_me_to_the_reason_I_am_writing_you._I_am hereby_evicting_you_from_my_families_home._I_have_also_contacted_the authorities_and_told_them_about_the_abuse_Hadrian_and_I_have_suffered_at_your hands.   I_wouldn't_worry_about_Dudley._The_boy_will_go_to_a_nice_Foster_care_home_after probably_spending_months_in_the_Foster_care_system._No,_he_won't_go_to_Marge, seeing_as_she'll_be_joining_you_in_the_Duration_of_your_incarceration._You'll also_be_happy_to_learn_that_i_own_Grunnings_Drills,_and_have_Fired_you,_Vernon. Please,_don't_try_to_Run._You'll_only_make_it_worse_for_yourself. Sincerely,  Lord_Lucien_Serpens_Thorson ===============================================================================                   When I was satisfied with the letter, I sent it off with Hyperion, an owl I'd recently purchased. Leaning back in my chair, I relaxed and let my thoughts rewind back to earlier in the day when I was at my appointment with my account manager, Darkclaw.   -Flashback-               Heaving out a sigh, I stared at the Marriage Contract between Ginevera Molly Weasley and Hadrian James Thorson, one that would cost Harry the Potter, Gryffindor and Black Estates, Properties, their fortunes, their Lordships, and not to mention Harry's Happiness and Freedom. "If i can't get rid of this, can I alter it seeing as I am the head of the house?" I questioned the goblin.                "Of course, Lord Thorson. Just read aloud from this." Darkclaw spoke as he slid a Short piece of Parchment Towards me. I examined the Parchment before reading. "I, Lucien Serpens Thorson,  Lord of the Most Ancient and Noble houses of Antonelli, Potter, Black, Lacroix, Dedworth, Fairbourne, Halliwell, Merlin, Slytherin, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, Heir to the Most Ancient and Noble houses of Riddle and Lestrade, do hereby declare this Marriage Contract between one Ginevera Molly Weasley and Hadrian James Potter- Malfoy, invalid as Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is not, Never has been and never will be the Guardian of One Hadrian James Potter-Malfoy. May Lady magic judge him for the crimes the two have committed."                      When I was done, I watched in Glee as a new contract appeared beside the original, but with Dumbledore's name in the place of Harry's. "Albus won't get the New contract for a few days, but when he does, do congratulate him on acquiring such a young wife." Darkclaw spoke as I stood, satisfied with the results of the new contract. Snickering, I Exited Gringotts with a smile and a wave. According to the New contract, Ginny would have to Marry Dumbledore, and while she'd be in charge of his Estate and his money, which he had none of, she'd still have to bear him a child. Contract requirements and all.   -end Flashback-                       Just the memory had me Cackling like a loon. Shaking my head, I stood and made my way to the kitchen, where Gippy, one of my house elves, had made dinner. I smiled as Harry entered the kitchen and we sat down at the dinner table.   ***** Chapter 3- Fat Lard ***** Chapter Summary Thor and Loki's memories return, just as Odin, Frigga's, Laufeys, Helblindi's, Býleistr's, And Fárbauti's do. Thor and Loki Retrieve their Children, and Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, Ginny, Hermione and Dolores Umbridge finally get what's coming to them. Then, when Harry and Lucien are At Avengers Tower, we meet Fat Lard, or as Lucien knows him as Gizmo, the cat. -Avengers Tower, 3rd pov-                   Thor Hummed Happily as he munched on his favorite food in the world..... a Pop tart. Jane smiled at him and patted the space on the couch next to her. Thor plopped down, munching happily on his pop tarts. Loki sat on the couch adjacent to them, Absent-mindedly flipping through channels. Loki sighed before A searing pain shot through his head. A scream ripped through the room as Loki collapsed to the floor. Thor jumped up and went to his brothers aid, only to collapse to the floor in complete agony.                              Jane let out a scream of shock and concern and rushed to Thor's side. Everyone ran into the Common room and watched in helpless defeat as Loki continued to writhe and scream before falling unconscious. Thor sat up slowly, looking around with Narrowed eyes full of suspicion. "Hey! Point Break! Wanna tell us what the hell that was?!" Tony blurted, his arms waving around wildly. "That, My friends, was Me remembering my children!" Thor bellowed, scooping his brother up into his arms and headed to Dr. Banner's office, the rest of the team following behind.                          "Would you like to tell us what's going on?" Clint exclaimed, clutching Phil's hand tightly. "Well, as you all have been informed of, my Brother and I aren't actually Brothers." Thor began. "Yeah, we know. You told us months ago. But what has that got to do with anything?" Natasha demanded as she sat beside her lovers. "Well, as it turns out, Loki and I are married and we have children together. I haven't said anything about this before because someone tampered with our memories and locked them away." Thor explained, much to the horror of Jane, whom he'd been dating and had almost proposed too.                      "Seventeen years ago, Loki and I got into a fight that almost destroyed Asgard. As Punishment, Odin sent us to earth in the form of Newborn infants with No memory of our previous lives. I grew up as James Potter, and Loki grew up as Giovanni Antonelli. We were blood adopted into the Families and therefore, we were Pure-bloods. Loki and I met in School, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and we fell in love again. We married right out of school and A few years later, Loki gave birth to our children, Hadrian James Thorson and Lucien Serpens Thorson. But some people weren't satisfied and Happy for us." Thor explained as the others listened intently.                  "Albus Dumbledore began scheming to bring us down. He created a fake prophecy and deliberately sent if to the Dark Lord. He locked our memories away and had a Muggle born named Lily Evans Marry me. She dosed me with love potions almost constantly. She hid Loki's pregnancy and faked her own. When Loki gave birth, she altered the memory to make it seem as if she'd given birth, but only to one child. She sent Lucien to Her sister, Petunia. We raised Harry in peace for a few months before the Dark Lord heard the Fake Prophecy and came for us. When I died, I was sent back to Asgard with my memories of Before Loki and I got together intact. As it just So happens Dumbledore killed Loki/Giovanni on the same night with the same curse." Thor explained.                      "Wait a second, how would Loki have given birth to your children?" Bruce asked curiously. "In the magical world, there is a potion that was created for men so that they could get pregnant, but they'd give birth via C-section. The potion alters the male body and gives it a permanent womb." Thor stated as the others listened with rapt attention.   -In Hogwarts, Lucien Pov-               I sneered as I opened the can of cat food that i required to Feed my over sized cat. "Gizmo, you fat lard! Come get some dinner!" I called, my voice echoing throughout the Slytherin Dorms.  I turned as I heard the familiar sound of approaching over weight cat and turned back around. I dumped the food into Gizmo's food bowl, grinning successfully when it didn't splatter. Gizmo meowed, staring up at me with that all too familiar Pompous, smug look, as if he were saying, 'You'll-do-my-Bidding-human-and-you-know-it, Human'.               Gizmo gave me one last look before all but smashing his face into his bowl. Shaking my head, I left the common rooms and set out for my room so I could write a Letter to my father, who from what I could tell by the Muggle news, was at the tower with the rest of the Avengers.    -Avengers Tower-                   Thor sat by Loki's side, comforting the man who was Sobbing so openly in front of the others. It wasn't a mystery as to whom had all but ruined their lives, they'd knew exactly who had done it. The problem was, how were they going to get their children to believe them?! Thor's face contorted in internal agony as he watched his Bonded let out heartbreaking sobs that would melt the hearts of even the most cold and closed off people. Thor was distracted by an insistent pecking on the window. "Thor? There's an owl at the window." Natasha spoke, staring at the snow white owl in barely concealed awe.                     Scowling, Thor stood and made his way to the window. Seeing that it could not be opened, he settled for punching a hole on the glass. "Hey!" Friend Tony squawked indignantly as Thor let the owl inside. Taking the letter, he unrolled It and began to read. =============================================================================== Father_&_Mother,    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ If_you_are_wondering_who_could_be_contacting_you_through owl,_it's_Lucien_Serpens_Thorson_and_Hadrian_James_Thorson._You_may_not_have all_your_memories_back,_but_yes,_in_case_you're_wondering,_we_are_your children._Hadrian_and_I_grew_up_with_the_Dursley's,_magic_hating_Muggles_that were_related_to_our_supposed_'mother',_who_we've_just_recently_learned_is_not our_real_mother.                   When_I_first_suggested_writing_you_two,_Hadrian_was_heavily against_the_very_thought._Please,_don't_be_upset._Hadrian_just_has_the_self- esteem_of_a_doorknob,_and_got_the_silly_idea_in_his_head_that_you_would_turn_us away._After_I_calmed_him_down,_we_spent_almost_the_entire_day_trying_to_come_up with_the_right_things_to_say._In_the_end,_we_just_decided_to_explain_everything and_hope_for_the_best._We_also_hope_that_we'll_be_able_to_visit_you_in_the tower_sometime_soon.                          Sincerely,                                  Lord_Lucien_Serpens_Thorson_&_Hadrian_James Thorson                P.s._The_Owl's_name_is_Hedwig._I_had_to_use_Harry's_owl_since_my owl,_Hyperion,_is_delivering_a_letter_for_me._Hedwig_is_very_intelligent_and will_be_able_to_find_her_way_back  ===============================================================================                     Overall, Thor was stunned. "Friend Tony! Would it be possible to invite our Children over?" Thor begged, his eyes pleading with the man. Tony tried to avoid the puppy dog eyes but caved. "Alright point break. The kids can come over." He stated with a sigh. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!