Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/1024058.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      Other
  Fandom:
      Glee
  Character:
      Artie_Abrams
  Additional Tags:
      Masturbation, Pornography, Filmmaking, Humor, Series
  Series:
      Part 1 of Nude_Erections:_The_Porno
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-10-30 Words: 645
****** Auteur ******
by merkintosh
Summary
     A vignette set early in the budding career of Artie Abrams: Porn
     King.
Notes
     Taken from a prompt on the GKM here.
Lauren Zizes was kind of a douche canoe, but she was willing to let Artie use
all the av equipment whenever he wanted because she appreciated his directorial
technique as well as his access to large amounts of hostess snack cakes.
Today, he was experimenting with guerilla film style and was using a small
handheld digital camera in order to create a more intimate, first person
perspective for his film. This would make everything appear more spontaneous
and unplanned, more amateur, something Artie was interested in trying as
opposed to the more slick and heavily-produced efforts he had previously made.
He just worried that the recording would be too shaky because he could only use
one hand to hold the camera while he masturbated.
"Ungh," he grunted, trying to make sure it would be picked up by the small mic
he had put near his head for the shoot. He was sitting on the couch the AV club
had put in their studio so people wouldn't realize it was him by identifying
his wheelchair. He kept the focus on the camera tight so all you could see was
his torso and groin.
Artie may have body image issues about his atrophied legs, but he knew his abs
were ridiculous and his dick was thick enough that he didn't get embarrassed
when he checked out professional porn stars' junk. Showing off his dick and
stomach for the world didn't bother him and there might have been a small
thrill in doing something sexy, and probably illegal, at school.
Artie tried to angle the camera so his arm didn't get tired while he jerked,
moving his hand slow and tight on his shaft. When he finally managed to get the
camera where he wanted it, Artie started to really get to business, moving hard
and fast on his dick, palming the head whenever he could so you could see the
precum shine as he slid his hand further down. He made sure to be louder than
he would at home so the mic would pick up the sound of his grunts and
occasional, "Fuck, you want it? Want my dick?" that he said largely because
porn dialogue was supposed to be stupid.
He was glad when he finally felt the tightening in his abs and groin telling
him he was about to blow because he was getting tired of holding the camera up.
He pulled away with the camera until you could see the full length of his chest
and grunted hard as he ejaculated. Artie pulled on his dick and shook it a
little so the semen would spill in ropey patterns across his sick abs and pecs.
Some of it fell on the couch arm nearby and Artie got a slight thrill from the
idea that the AV club wouldn't know how the stain got there.
What he didn't expect was the loud, "OH MY LORD!" he heard from the door.
Dropping the camera in his surprise, Artie looked up and saw Mercedes at the
door, her mouth open in shock as she tried to look away, but couldn't.
"Mercedes!" Artie said, "What are you doing here?"
Mercedes covered her eyes with her hands, "I'm praying to Jesus for you to find
pants and put them on. What is going on here?"
That's when Tina piped in from the sound board, taking her headphones off.
"This is supposed to be a closed set, Mercedes."
Artie looked over at Tina, "I hadn't actually told Mercedes yet, Tina. I think
we should fill her in first."
Tina stood up and fiddled with her dress and hands, "Oh! Well, then. Artie, put
on your pants while I do that."
Artie grinned. Tina was so much better than him at convincing people. By next
week, they'd have Mercedes lined up for their lesbian nurses film, he just knew
it.
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