Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/7930129. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: モブサイコ100_|_Mob_Psycho_100 Relationship: Hanazawa_Teruki/Kageyama_"Mob"_Shigeo Character: Hanazawa_Teruki, Kageyama_"Mob"_Shigeo Additional Tags: Crossdressing, Frottage, First_Love, Fluff_and_Smut, Plot_What_Plot/Porn Without_Plot, Seduce_your_crush_with_math_problems, Making_Out Stats: Published: 2016-09-01 Words: 3087 ****** Absolutely No Ulterior Motives ****** by twitchtipthegnawer Summary If there's one thing Teru both enjoyed and was good at, it was being a leader. Whether it was subjugating a bunch of delinquents or guiding young espers to train their powers, he liked it when people looked up to him. So there was absolutely no chance that he'd say no when Mob asked him for tutoring. It was just that, well, Teru was fourteen and completely unprepared for what he found in Mob's closet. Notes For my friend Greenie! 1) Because her awesome fic motivated me to catch up to the manga and it was so worth it, and 2) because I'm that person who disappears from social media for months with absolutely no notice and I kinda feel guilty lmao. I hope you enjoy the filth and also that the Mob Psycho 100 anime continues kicking ass the way it has been. A+ adaptation, I adore it. (Also reminder that I take requests on tumblr.) “What are you doing, Hanazawa-kun?” Mob asked the question with the same deadpan tone as always, but it didn’t stop Teru from jumping nearly a foot into the air. It wasn’t like Teru was trying to snoop. He was just a bit curious, and figured a peek into Mob’s closet while he was downstairs getting tea wouldn’t hurt. “N-Nothing!” Teru said, guiltily shutting the closet. Maybe Mob would assume he hadn’t seen… that. “I was just a bit curious about what kind of clothes you like.” “I don’t like crossdressing,” Mob said, so matter-of-fact that Teru was left gaping at him dumbly. “Master Reigen had an assignment at an all-girls high school that he couldn’t get permission to go in.” That was a perfectly reasonable explanation. Perfectly reasonable, except that now Teru knew for certain that some girl hadn’t left that uniform in Mob’s closet, he’d actually worn it. “Right, okay,” Teru said, voice wavering slightly. Setting the tea on his desk, Mob smiled at Teru. It was as small as all of his smiles were, but the tiny upturn of his lips was so endearing that they lit Teru up from the inside more than any huge grin could. Most of the time, anyway. Because right now Teru was mostly thinking about Mob smiling while wearing that outfit. “So, uh. You needed help with math homework?” Teru tried to get the night back on track, and luckily Mob seemed content to do just that. “Yes,” said Mob. “My teacher said that I need better grades. Can you help me with this problem, Hanazawa-kun?” Then Mob held up the textboook, open to a unit on geometry, and Teru found himself blinking hard at it, waiting for the numbers to develop another digit or something. Well, if Mob seriously needed help with this, then Teru’s job was going to be pretty easy. “Do you know the first step to solving the problem?” Teru asked, trying to gauge exactly how far behind Mob was. In the end, their studying session was effective. Teru barely thought about Mob crossdressing the whole time. And Mob successfully solved two problems on his own, which was apparently unusual for him. Teru was pretty sure that Mob wasn’t actually that bad at math, because when they broke down the steps far enough, he tended to get it. Afterwards was a different story. Teru went home to his quiet, dark apartment, and tried to resist the urge to get on his computer. But he was only a teenage boy, after all. He figured it couldn’t hurt, and he could always delete his search history afterwards. ---------- I did it, read the email. Teru grinned down at his phone, pride swelling his chest. Mob had attached a picture of his test score, a big, red 72. It wasn’t a great score, but it was certainly better than Mob had been doing before Teru had started tutoring him. Congratulations, he typed back. This was more than just a little satisfying; Teru had worked damn hard to get Mob to learn how to calm down when his mind blanked on answers. For someone who looked so emotionless, Mob got nervous easily. It was adorable. There it was. The downside to their weekly meet ups. Teru had maybe developed a tiny bit of a fixation on Mob’s appearance. Of course, it didn’t go beyond surface level (Teru was very insistent on that, no matter what Hoshino said), but it was still distracting. He could blame it on hormones, but the number of times he’d had to cover an inconvenient problem with a strategically placed textbook was getting ridiculous. Teru’s phone chimed again, drawing his attention to a new email from Mob. Do you want to celebrate? Suddenly, a terrible idea occurred to Teru. Mouth dry, he responded, Sure. Why don’t we meet at my house on Friday? I’ll cook. Sounds good, Hanazawa-kun. Do you want me to bring something? Oh, Teru did, he was just fairly certain that he really, really shouldn’t. Going against his better judgement, Teru typed what might be the most embarrassing email of his young life. The high school uniform. If you wouldn’t mind. He stubbornly refused to type the word please, he wasn’t going to stoop to begging. And if Mob asked him to call it the girl’s high school uniform, he might actually implode. After an hour with no reply, Teru was forced to plug his phone in to stop it from dying. He distracted himself with television, but it really wasn’t enough with the way his head was buzzing. As soon as he heard the faint sound of his phone, he waved his hand and pulled his phone to him with a frankly excessive amount of telekinetic power. If he hadn’t caught the phone, it would’ve smashed into the wall hard enough to break. One word. Okay. Just okay, but it made Teru’s stomach finally unclench from the ache that had been steadily building since he’d taken that dumb risk. Then the reality of what he’d sent hit him, and he felt like he was on the verge of panicking. He’d just asked Mob to bring the uniform. He’d just asked Mob to bring the uniform. He couldn’t count on Mob not understanding why he wanted it, either, and-- Mob had agreed. Shit, what if he showed up at Teru’s door wearing it already? ---------- The day came and Mob rang Teru’s doorbell, dressed in the same Salt Mid uniform as always. He had a paper bag under one arm, though, so Teru still felt the swell of anticipation that made him very glad he wasn’t prone to blushing. “Hey Kageyama,” he said, the picture of casual confidence. “C’mon in, dinner’s almost done!” “Sorry to intrude,” Mob said, sounding as normal as Teru had. He took his shoes off in the entrance, then shuffled into the kitchen on socked feet, clutching the paper bag to his chest. Stationing himself in front of the oven, which only had about a minute left before it would beep to indicate the food was ready, Teru grinned at his friend. “It’s nice having you here when there’s no emergencies going on,” he commented. He got another small smile for his trouble. Dinner was a baked salmon thing his mother had taught him to make before he’d moved out. When he took off the lid with a flourish, he could tell that Mob was impressed by it. “I didn’t know you could cook, Hanazawa-kun,” he said, eyes glued to the dish. “I have to, since I’m living alone,” he pointed out. Mob looked up at him, his mouth slightly open. With the barest hint of surprise in his voice, Mob said, “I forgot.” Then his eyes flit down to the bag in his arms, and he blushed. Damage control. Teru put the food on the kitchen table, smiling overwide. “Okay, I’ll get the plates! What do you want to drink, Kageyama?” Obediently sitting and putting the bag on the ground next to him, Mob said, “Milk.” The two spots of pink on his cheeks were already subsiding, his expressionless default already back. Teru was starting to learn the subtle ways Mob’s face moved, though, and he knew he wasn’t feeling entirely normal. Teru wasn’t feeling entirely normal either. He gestured too widely and laughed too loudly all dinner long, but it wasn’t too awkward. He was used to how quiet Mob could get sometimes, and filled the silence with chatter easily. He even managed to coax Mob into explaining how he figured out a particularly hard question on the test, resulting in another small blush when Teru praised him. When dinner was over and the plates were stacked in the sink, however, the awkwardness descended full force. On the table, the paper bag was like a spotlight, drawing Teru and Mob’s attention constantly. “I’m gonna turn on a movie,” Teru decided suddenly, making Mob jump a bit. “Do you want to, um… the bathroom is through that door right there.” Mob followed Teru’s pointing finger, his cheeks and ears both pinkening this time. “Yes,” Mob said, snatching the bag off the table. He ran into the bathroom suspiciously fast, but when the door slammed closed Teru let out a relieved breath. Turning on Porco Rosso kept him occupied for a couple of minutes. Then Teru decided to make popcorn too, since they were growing boys and dinner hadn’t been particularly big anyway. After that, there wasn’t much more to do other than wait, and that was… “Are you okay in there?” Teru called through the door. He couldn’t help but be a bit impatient, considering he’d been waiting for this for so long that it was embarrassing. Instead of answering, Mob turned the handle on the doorknob. Teru quickly stepped away from the bathroom, so that when the door swung open he could see Mob’s whole outfit easily. And that outfit, yeah, it was definitely worth all the stress to get Mob to dress up for him. He was holding his hands at his sides stiffly, standing too straight and uncomfortable. But the pleated skirt only fell halfway down his thighs, leaving a large swathe of pale skin between it and his socks. His legs still looked so slender, despite all the running he did with his club. The big, fluffy looking bow at his neck was undeniably adorable. “Cute,” Teru said, clearly surprised. Mob’s face went from pink to red alarmingly quickly, especially considering how, despite his averted eyes, his expression was still fairly impassive. There was a beat of silence between the two of them, and then Teru said, “The movie’s ready.” He sounded strained, but he turned around and marched into the living room before Mob could comment on it. They ended up sitting on the couch, a respectable distance between them. This did nothing except make Teru want to touch Mob more, to find out if the girl’s uniform was any softer than a boy’s was. Ten minutes into the movie, Mob took off his red blazer. He draped it over the back of the couch, muttering, “It’s too hot to wear indoors” when Teru cocked his head at him questioningly. Nodding at the answer, Teru turned back to the tv, but his attention was firmly on Mob again. Because that fabric looked pretty thin, only a couple of shades whiter than Mob’s skin, and he couldn’t help wonder if he’d be able to see a bra through it. Wincing at his own train of thought, Teru tried to pay attention to the familiar movie. It was so hard, though, because Mob was within arm’s reach and sitting a little bit forward on the couch. If Teru wanted to, he could easily just reach out and touch Mob’s back and satisfy his curiosity. Before he realized what he was doing, Teru’s hand landed squarely between Mob’s shoulder blades. The shirt was surprisingly coarse cotton, and of course there wasn’t a bra strap under his hand. Teru didn’t know what he’d been thinking, but all he felt was smooth skin and warm body heat. Startled, Mob turned to look at Teru. “Hanazawa-kun?” He said, voice a bit higher than normal. Just because he’s surprised, Teru reminded himself. It doesn’t mean anything. Calm down. “Ah, I was just,” and then because he couldn’t very well tell Mob what he was actually thinking, Teru took a gamble. He pulled Mob closer by the shoulder, scooted sideways until they were pressed together all down their sides. The skirt hiked up a bit where it was squished between their thighs, and Teru swallowed hard at the sight. For about a minute, Mob was a statue against him. He relaxed in slow increments, until finally his head began to list against Teru’s shoulder. One of Teru’s arms was still slung over his shoulders, rising and falling with his breathing. It was surprisingly comfortable. They sat like that for so long that Teru almost forgot that Mob was crossdressing, until he suddenly spoke again. It was hard to hear him over the sounds of the movie, even though he was so close. “I had braids,” he said, soft and almost shy. “When I crossdressed last time. I think I lost them.” Something broke in Teru’s brain. One second he was sitting next to Mob like normal, barely breathing because that admission was making him think things, and then the next his hand was fisted in Mob’s hair. Mob’s silky, black, pin- straight hair that had apparently been accessorized cutely. And then they were kissing. Oh. It was chaste and short and not Teru’s first, but when he pulled back and looked at Mob’s newly flushed cheeks he could feel an answering blush in his own, which was. Irregular. “Kageyama, do you want to,” Teru started. Then he swallowed hard, and whispered. “Can I do that again?” Quietly, Mob said, “I thought my first kiss would be with Tsubomi-chan.” He looked dazed, and didn’t seem inclined to say anything else, so Teru decided to take that as a yes. He kissed Mob once, twice, three times, quick brushes of their lips that wouldn’t scare the smaller boy off. This was one activity he felt genuinely confident in; telekinesis might have helped him get girlfriends, but it hadn’t exactly helped him kiss them. So he knew how to tilt his head to keep their noses from squishing together, how to let his tongue brush lightly against the seam of Mob’s lips. All of the experience in the world couldn’t have prepared him for Mob’s reaction. His spine curved, his whole body pressing against Teru like they were magnets. His hands gripped the couch desperately, arms shaking as he sighed into Teru’s mouth. They weren’t the only thing shaking in the room. “Mob,” Teru said, half warning and half gasp. “You’re moving the tv.” Gentling his hands in Mob’s hair, Teru trailed his nails over his scalp, unable to stop despite the worry about property damage. Worst came to worst, they could probably fix it afterwards. “Sorry,” Mob said, breathy and hot. “Th-this is a bit overwhelming.” He didn’t bother leaning back from Teru, so their lips touched with every syllable. Teru only had so much self control. Sliding his hands down to Mob’s shoulders, Teru pushed him onto his back. He went much more willingly than he had before, allowing Teru to pull his legs onto the couch and situate himself between them. When Teru braced himself with forearms on either side of Mob’s head and began kissing him again, it occurred to him that he’d never kissed a girl this long. They were both breathing hard, and it only got more difficult to breathe when Teru deepened the kiss. The sounds Mob made when Teru licked inside his mouth were so quiet they could have easily been missed, but they were high and sweet and perfect. He could eat those sounds. When Mob hesitantly pushed his tongue into Teru, he closed his teeth around it, and oh the noise he made was as delicious as Teru had thought it would be. It was only when Mob suddenly bucked his hips in a stuttering movement that Teru realized they were both hard. He pulled away, meaning to ask Mob if he was okay, but then the sight of him hit Teru like a punch of psychic energy to the gut. Eyes glazed and drool sliding down from his red, bitten lips. Skirt hiked up so high that Teru caught a flash of white briefs he could almost imagine were panties. Hands still holding onto the couch for dear life. “Teruki, don’t stop,” Mob said. He sounded almost plaintive, a waver in his voice that Teru had never heard before. A terrible part of him wanted to tease, to get off the couch and see if Mob would cry about it. But Teru had been trying to be kinder, lately, so instead he dove back in. His hands couldn’t seem to sit still, stroking over Mob’s ribs and flat chest and concave tummy. He was just so small, so unassuming and cute like a kitten, Teru wanted to make him mewl. Occasionally their hips bucked, out of sync and almost painful when Teru’s dick pressed to Mob’s bony hipbone. It was frenzied and mindless, and even better when Mob reached up and held onto Teru’s short hair like it was a lifeline. Neither of them paid any attention to the crashing sound that came from the kitchen. Excited as Teru was, he knew he wasn’t going to last long. He was barely holding himself back from shoving Mob’s skirt up, or undoing the bow and biting at his neck. He’d been thinking and fantasizing about this for so long that he could feel himself trembling in eagerness. So it was a surprise when Mob was the one who came first. A sharp cry tore from Mob’s throat. His spine arched, feet kicking a little in the most endearing loss of control Teru had ever seen. “T-Teruki,” Mob gasped, their kiss broken but oh he was everything Teru had thought he’d be, a perfect disheveled mess with his hair fanning out on the couch and how much better would this be if he was wearing silky underwear for Teru to rub against-- Like the teenage boy he was, Teru came in his pants, relying on the force of his powers to keep himself from simply collapsing on top of Mob immediately. They panted together in the aftermath, Mob squirming in discomfort before long. The wetness spreading in Teru’s pants was pretty gross, but he was reluctant to get up and relinquish the feeling of Mob beneath him. “Shigeo,” Teru said, when he had enough breath back to speak without his voice cracking. “That was great.” Mouth falling open into a small, surprised o, a blush creeping up his face, Mob stared at Teru. He was silent for so long that Teru felt nerves tweaking at him through the afterglow, but then he smiled that tiny smile of his and replied, “It was.” Cleaning up ended up being more of a chore than Teru had thought, but as he righted the flipped kitchen table and Mob straightened the spoons in his silverware drawer, he thought it was worth it. Though next time, they really should get undressed. Or maybe just Teru could get undressed, because Mob in that skirt had been… Next time was going to be fantastic. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!