Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/13964142. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: F/M Fandom: Family_Guy, Stewie_-_Fandom Relationship: Stewie/Julie Character: Stewie_Griffin, Julie Additional Tags: I_DO_NOT_OWN_FAMILY_GUY, ALL_CHARACTERS_IN_THIS_STORY_REMAIN_THE_PROPERTY OF_SETH_MACFARLANE_&_FOX. Stats: Published: 2018-03-13 Updated: 2018-03-19 Chapters: 2/3 Words: 5699 ****** A Delightful Weekend ****** by reastbourne Summary Stewie gets an unexpected visitor. ***** A Visitor In The Night ***** It was a warm August night at the Griffin residence. Tap... Tap... Stewie rolled over in his cot and slowly open his eyes. "The boogie-man?" he though. Tap... No, it was coming from the window. "What the deuce?" he muttered as he peered across the room at the window which was illuminated by the soft glow of the night light. Tap... It was definitely coming from the window. Quietly Stewie climbed over the side of his cot, and dressed only in t-shirt and diaper padded softly to the window. Raising the window shade a little he peered down into the darkened front yard where the street light cast deep shadows behind bushes and trees. At first he saw no one but then a slight movement by the hedge revealed a small figure as anther piece of grit hit the window. Carefully Stewie pushed the window open a little. "Who's there?" he whispered. "It's me, Julie," came the answer from below. "Can you let me in?" Stewie was very surprised that it was Julie as her mother had forbidden her to see him any more since his transvestite appearance on Jolly Farm. "Just a minute," he whispered back. He went to his special toy box and selected a wire-rope ladder from the general house-breaking tools, anchored it to the top of the radiator and lowered it carefully through the window. Julie quickly climbed up and Stewie helped her in. As he recovered the ladder Stewie looked up and down the street, but no one was about at this late hour. He turned his attention to Julie who seemed to be quite upset. "Why are you here? What's happened?" asked Stewie "Don't get me wrong, you are most welcome to visit, but it's a bit unexpected." "Oh Stewie, I have nowhere else to go," sobbed Julie. "My parents dumped me off at Randall's for the weekend while they went to Las Vegas, but Randall had his nasty friends visiting and they scared me. I said I was going back home, but I don't have my key so I can't get back into my house." "I see," said Stewie, and gently wrapped his arms around Julie, hugging her as she quietly cried. "Well you can certainly stay here tonight, though there's not much room in the crib." "That's OK, we've snuggled before on a play date, and it was fun." "It certainly was!" Julie slipped off her shoes and started to take off her coat. "We'll have to hide those," whispered Stewie, taking them. He opened the bottom drawer in the chest, pushed other things aside and squeezed the rolled up coat in. He put the shoes in the back of the closet. "Here, these too," whispered Julie, holding out her dress and socks. Stewie took them while admiring her cute little body now clad only in pull-ups. "Uh yes," whispered Stewie, a little flustered, and quickly stowed them in the drawer too. "Um, could I use your bathroom? I really have to pee," whispered Julie. "Oh, that's a problem," replied Stewie, slyly. "If we open the door Rover is sure to hear and investigate, but there's a potty under the crib. Lois has hopes of me using it, but..." He quickly bit his lip and retrieved the potty. "Thanks!" whispered Julie, and quickly slipped her pull-ups down to her ankles and squatted on the potty. Giggling softly, she pushed the pull-ups off her feet. "I don't really need these but Mummy makes me wear them." "I see," muttered Stewie, looking with delight at his now naked sweetheart sitting on the potty. He quickly took the pull-ups, tip-toed back to the drawer and pushed them inside. After a moment's thought he lifted his t-shirt a little, quickly released and pushed off his diaper and hid it in the drawer too. Closing it quietly he turned back to Julie. "They are a nuisance, aren't they?" "Um... do you have some tissue?" Julie asked. "Tissue?" "Yes, I have to wipe you know." "Oh yes, of course," muttered Stewie, a bit puzzled. "Theres some Kleenex..." He retrieved the box from the dresser and offered it to Julie, who pulled out a sheet, parted her legs and carefully rubbed between. Stewie watched with great interest, observing her pretty pink labia as her hand moved away and she stood up. "Your Mommy will think you peed in the night, what will you tell her?" "That's easy to fix, I'll just pee too," whispered Stewie. He stood over the potty and lifted his t-shirt exposing his rather stiff little penis. Julie watched, licking her lips. "There's not much happening," she whispered as Stewie pushed it down and tried to pee. "Well usually Brian holds it for me when I do this. Um .. perhaps you could?" Julie moved close beside Stewie and reached for his little penis. "How do I do it?" she whispered quietly in his ear. "Just put your arm around me and hold it between your thumb and index finger, thats right, now slide the skin back tight." Julie smiled as she saw his pink helmet emerge and felt the warm hardness of Stewie's small erection. She had often wondered what a penis was like. She had no brothers and had only once caught a glimpse of Randall's. Stewie closed his eyes and relaxed slowly, eventually letting a little urine dribble from his penis. "That's good," he said. "Now I can tell Lois that it's mine." "Do you have to dry it now?" asked Julie. "No, um.. yes, you can," whispered Stewie. Julie took another tissue and dabbed it on the pink tip, "Like this?" "Um, just squeeze the end with the tissue and rub your fingers along its length." Stewie almost gasped at the tingling in his small erection. "Once more, ... thats good." Julie dropped the used tissue in the potty. "Do you have something I could sleep in?" she asked as Stewie slid the potty back under the crib. "Well I do have Karina's nightie somewhere." "Oh that would be delicious!" whispered Julie. Stewie rummaged through his wardrobe, found the nightie and slipped it off the hanger, but left the matching panties behind. "Here let me put it on you, hold up your arms." Stewie slipped it over her head and took another close look at Julie's beautiful naked body, and particularly her pretty little vulva, as he lowered the hem to her thighs. He wondered what it would be like to kiss those lips with his. "I'll show you how to get into the crib," whispered Stewie. Julie watched as the boy climbed the corner of the crib and swung his leg over the top rail giving her a perfect view of his bare bottom, and between his legs his stiff little penis and small neat scrotum. "OK, now you, quietly," whispered Stewie as he slid down into the crib. Julie climbed up easily, lifted a leg over the top, and paused, smiling down at Stewie as he looked up at her bare bottom and the slightly parted labia between her legs. Then she slipped down beside him. "Mmmm, this is nice," muttered Stewie as the little girl snuggled against him. He turned to face her and put his arm across her shoulder. "Oh yes!" whispered Julie, turning to face him, pulling him closer with a hand on his back. "I really wanted to do this when we had out sleep-over but, well, I thought you were a girl then. Now I've seen that you really are a boy." She slowly rubbed her hand down Stewie's back to below his t-shirt, then up over his bare bottom, lifting up his t-shirt. Stewie wriggled closer and rubbed the little girl's back, easily lifting the flimsy nightie so he could rub her bare bottom too. "Yes I really am a boy, but sometimes I play at being a girl," whispered Stewie. "But you really are a girl, and the prettiest one I have ever seen." He gave her a hug, and Julie hugged back pressing them closely together. Stewie felt the tip of his penis touch something warm and soft and damp, and he pressed against it a little more, enjoying the nice feeling. The little girl in his arms giggled quietly. "That tickles," she muttered softly as they fell asleep in each others arms. ***** A Wet Morning ***** Chapter Summary Stewie and Julie have fun with bubbles. "Stewie! Breakfast!" Lois' raucous voice echoed up the staircase, penetrated Stewie's bedroom door and interrupted the sleeping boy's dream about Rupert being big and warm and next to him in his cot. Waking slowly he wriggled against Rupert, "Mmmm", he thought, "So big and warm!" Stewie opened his eyes and saw ... Julie! It all came rushing back - the visit in the night, the potty, snuggling... Lois was yelling again. "It's getting cold!" Julie opened her eyes, smiled and whispered "Good morning." Stewie quickly pulled the covers up over her head. "Shhh!" he whispered. "Stay hidden, I'll go and distract the family and bring you some breakfast." He quickly climbed out of the crib, retrieved his diaper from the drawer, slipped it on and headed out the door, closing it carefully after him. At the foot of the stair he paused to fill his diaper with a present for Lois, then sat down and began to wail. Lois came out of the kitchen to see what all the noise was about. "Hurry up kids, we have to get to the Mall before it gets too crowded," she yelled up the stairs. "Whats the matter Stewie?" she asked as she picked him up. "Oh! Stinky! Just what I need when we are in hurry." She took the boy into the parlor and quickly changed him. "You have to stay home with Brian today sweetie, the rest of us are going shopping for school supply and clothes at the mall sale. It's going to be crowded." "Excellent!" thought Stewie. "Only the mutt to deal with." Lois deposited Stewie in his high chair, placed a bowl of warm oatmeal before him and another between Peter and the news paper he was reading. "Eat up! The kids have finished theirs already, we have to leave soon." "What's this?" Peter asked. "Oatmeal. It's good for you," replied Lois. "Don't want it!" complained Peter. "Well I don't have time to make you anything else. We have to leave for the mall right away to beat the crowds." "The mall eh?" mused Peter. "That's where Cinnabon is?" "Yes Peter." "I don't need this mush then. I have other plans..." "Well just put it on the counter, I'll deal with it when we get back." replied Lois. Stewie eyed the spare bowl while finishing his oatmeal, then started on the cup of milk that Lois poured for him. She called out to the dog, "Brian! Look after Stewie, we will be back later this afternoon" "Sure thing, Lois," came the reply from the living room where Brian was enjoying his second breakfast Martini while watching a football game on TV. "Make sure Stewie has a bath this morning. Theres lots of sandwiches in the fridge for lunch." "OK Lois." Brian took another sip and contemplated an uninterrupted morning watching sports. Peter, Lois, Chris and Meg were soon out the door, into the family car and on their way to the mall. Stewie scrambled down from his high-chair and using a step-stool, took possession of Peter's unwanted oatmeal and a couple of cookies from the jar on the counter. In the fridge he found half a carton of milk, grabbed his empty cup, then quietly went back up to his room. He put the breakfast items on the table and went to the crib, only to find it empty! "Now where could she have gone?" he pondered looking around the room. Not under the crib, not in the toy box - it was a bit too small, and so were the dresser drawers, which were closed anyway. Not out the window, it was closed and he had removed the ladder the night before. That left the closet. Stewie opened the closet door a little and whispered "You can come out now, it's safe. But keep quiet" Clothes and odd items in the back of the closet shifted aside and Julie crawled out, still dressed in Karina's little blue nightie. "Got you some breakfast," Stewie whispered, nodding to the table. "Sorry its a bit cold, I had to wait for the others to depart." Julie sat on a chair at the table and made short work of the oatmeal, then she and Stewie ate the cookies, washed down with the milk from the shared cup. Just as they finished Brian called up from below "Go take you bath Stewie!" The little boy went quickly to the bedroom door, waving at Julie to hide. "Right away Brian, I can do it. I'm big you know." "Sure you are kid! Just yell if you need anything." Stewie went to top of the stairs and looked down to check that Brian was still on the couch, then he pushed open the bedroom door and waved for Julie to go across to the bathroom. He followed her, opened the bathroom door and pushed Julie inside. "I'm taking it now!" he called to Brian. "I'm going to have bubbles!" "Whatever!" Brian mumbled from the living room, happily watching TV and sipping his Martini. Stewie closed the bathroom door with a thud and went to to the bath, closed the drain and started water filling the tub. In the vanity cupboard he found the Mr. Bubble bottle and poured an generous quantity in the bath. As he put the bottle away Julie started to climb up onto the toilet. "What are you doing?" Stewie whispered. "I have to pee," replied Julie quietly. "What again?" "Well all that milk..." Stewie watch this toilet activity with interest, it was something he had been avoiding for a long time. "Does it come out from between?" he asked, still not sure how it was done without a penis. "Yes, see?" whispered Julie, parting her legs to let the boy see her labia and the little golden stream emerging from between them. Stewie moved closer and watched with interest. When the stream tricked to a stop Julie reached for the toilet tissue. "Oh," said Stewie quietly, "Can I wipe it?" "What?" "Well last night I let you wipe mine. Can I wipe yours now?" Julie giggled quietly. "I guess so." She spread her legs wide as Stewie took a sheet of toilet tissue and carefully pressed it against her labia. "Like this?" he asked. "Mmmm, yes, a little harder." Stewie pressed harder feeling her soft labia part allowing the tissue rub in between. He dropped the used tissue in the bowl but as Julie began to move he said "Hold on, once more." "OK," Julie replied moving back onto the seat with legs spread even wider. Stewie took another sheet, but this time carefully pressed it against the front of her vulva and put his bare finger tips on her labia. Again he made wiping motions but this time felt her naked soft labia and then the warm slippery slit between as his finger pressed deeper. "That's good," whispered Julie, and the little boy moved his hand away, dropping the unused tissue. Julie slid down from the toilet and went to check the water filling the tub. Stewie regarded the toilet bowl. "My long term enemy!" he muttered. "Perhaps you have been subdued now, so I will attempt to use you." He quickly pushed off his diaper and kicked it to in front of the vanity, then climbed up on the toilet seat, parted his legs wide as he had seen the little girl do, and held on to the seat with one hand to keep his balance. Looking down between his legs he could see his penis sticking out, so he pushed it down with his other hand and released his little stream of urine into the bowl. Julie turned away from the tub to see what Stewie was up to. "Oh, are you going too? Let me see!" Stewie moved his hand away to let the girl see the last of his stream dribble from his penis, then he slid off the set. "Not so bad," he thought. Julie grabbed another sheet of toilet paper. "My turn to wipe," she whispered. Stewie pulled his t-shirt up giving her full access. "OK", he muttered. Julie held his penis with her left hand, pulling his foreskin back tightly, as she had learned the night before. Then, reaching her right arm around his body, squeezed the tip with the tissue. Stewie found himself in a sort of embrace as the little girl worked on him, his left hand against the top of her leg, so he reached over slightly and rubbed the front of her bare vulva. Julie paused and looked directly into the boy's eyes. "What are you doing?" she whispered. Stewie gazed back, blushing. "Oh, just checking that yours is really dry." Julie smiled and blushed too as she discarded the tissue, then felt the exposed pink knob of the boys penis, rubbing and squeezing it gently. "Then I'll check yours as well," she whispered. They stayed that way for a moment, gently exploring each other as Stewie's penis became quite stiff. "Oh, its standing up!" she whispered and quickly released it. "Is it OK?" "Yes," replied the boy. "It does that sometimes, usually when I see... er, when I do..." "Does it hurt?" asked Julie. "No, it feels quite nice. It happens when I'm with someone I like, I think," continued Stewie, remembering the times on Jolly Farm that he was with Julie, and his little erection would push off the band-aid he used to hold down his bump so it would not show through the tights he wore as Karena. "That's interesting," replied Julie. "Mine just gets all wet and slippery. Can you feel it?" By this time the boy's exploring fingers were well between the little girl's legs, feeling the very wet and slippery slit between her labia. "I can. You must like me too!" "I do," Julie replied and gave Stewie a quick hug. Stewie hugged back, then turned to the tub. "It's ready," he said, and turned off the taps. He splashed the water around making more bubbles. "Look, lots of bubbles!" "This is going to be fun," whispered Julie. "Shall we get in?" Stewie quickly pulled his t-shirt off over his head, and dropped it on his discarded diaper. Then he watched as Julie pulled off the short blue nightie and dropped it next to his t-shirt. They stared for a moment at each others naked bodies, then giggling softly went over to the tub where Stewie put one foot into the water and sat astride the edge. "I like to do this slowly," he whispered, "because the water feels hot to my feet." "Exactly," replied Julie, and promptly sat astride the edge facing Stewie, one foot moving slowly in the water. Now they both had full view between each other's legs, the little boy's penis standing up stiffly, and the little girl's labia pink and parted and glistening wetly. They both had the same thought: "I wonder what it would be like to kiss that." "OK, in we go," whispered Stewie and slid into the tub where the bubbles came almost up to his neck. Julie followed him in and sat facing him, her feet touching his under the water. Julie wriggled closer to Stewie, sitting between his parted legs, her legs over his. "This feels really nice," she whispered, and Stewie nodded, rubbing his hand over her feet. "Does your Mommy bathe you?" asked Stewie. "No, my Daddy does. Mommy's often not home and usually too busy when she is. Acting career you know... What about you?" "It's Lois usually, but she's no fun. Otherwise its Brian. He's kinda fun - sometimes he does.. stuff." "What kind of stuff?" "Well he gets in with me and we play games and romp around." "But your Daddy never does?" "Not really. Well he has gotten in with me, usually when he's drunk. Then I get out of the way fast, before I get squashed. One time Meg got in with me. She's weird." "What games does Brian play?" "Oh, he tickles me, and sometimes wrestles a bit. He's kind of like a big wash- cloth, all that wet fur." "Does he tickle like this?" asked Julie, and ticked Stewie's feet, then up his bare legs. Stewie giggles and flopped over backwards trying to escape and Julie moved closer eventually laying partly on top of him between his spread legs and trying to tickle under his arms. "Shh," he whispered, and pushed Julie away, sitting up again. Suddenly the door latch clicked and the door swung open. Stewie quickly pushed Julie's head down, grabbed an armful of bubbles and heaped them over her, just as Brian's head appeared around the door. "How's it going, kiddo?" he asked. "Oh fine!" replied Stewie. "I'm making bubble-castles for Mr. Duckie to live in." He picked up a small yellow plastic duck from a nearby shelf and held it carefully on the top of the bubbles, just over Julie's head. "Don't stay in too long or you'll turn into a prune." "I won't. Just a bit longer." "Look I've got to go out to get some... cigarettes," said Brian. "Will you be OK for a while?" "More likely booze and a bimbo for the day," thought Stewie, but out loud he said, "Sure, I'll just wrap up in a big towel when I'm done, and then I'll be working on projects in my room." "OK, well don't go any place I would't go," replied Brian, who knew about the boy's time-travel machine. "I promise not to." said Stewie. As he turned to leave, Brian noticed the blue nightie laying on the floor. "What's this?" he asked. "Playing with Karina again?" "I play with her quite often," replied Stewie. "Would you like to meet her again?" "Weirdo," muttered the dog, as he closed the door and headed back downstairs. Stewie let Julie up and quickly brushed the bubbles off her head and face as she spluttered, trying to rid herself of soap in her nose and mouth. "Shh!" he said while splashing water to cover the noise. As soon as he was sure that Julie was all right he scrambled out of the tub and trotted over to the door, wet and bubble-clad. He carefully edged the door open and looked out just as the front door slammed closed. He quickly ran into his bedroom and looked out of the window to see Brian's car backing down the driveway then heading away up the road. Happily Stewie skipped back to the bathroom and slid into the tub beside Julie. "Has he gone?" she asked. "Yes. He'll be gone a while I expect, getting cigarettes and booze and a bimbo." "So we don't have to keep quiet any more?" "No. Giggle all you want!" And with that Stewie launched a tickle attack on the girl, starting under her arms then around her body and down to her tummy. Not to be out-done Julie tickled back trying to get to his feet, but could not reach, so settled for his legs, trying to tickle up the insides. "Two can play that game!" cried Stewie and ticked down to the girl's vulva, his fingers roving over her labia which caused Julie to collapse in a fit of giggles, legs wide apart. But Julie had a plan. As soon as it was within range she grabbed hold of Stewie's little erection and held on tight. "Ahhh!" shouted Stewie, "Drat you clever girl!" and immediately stopped tickling. The two wet naked youngsters lay against each other catching their breath, Julie still holding Stewie's stiff little penis and Stewie rubbing Julie's vulva. "These different bits seem to be fun to play with, don't they?" said Stewie. "I think so," said Julie while slowly pulling his foreskin back so she could feel the knob at the end again. "Well we better finish up the bath before we do turn into prunes," said Stewie. "I have an idea - lets wash each other, playing Mommy and Daddy. Stand up," said Julie. "This will be fun," said the little boy, standing up in the soapy water. Julie knelt before him and started by rubbing her soapy hands over his shoulders, then down each arm. She returned to washing his chest and under his arms which made him giggle. The down his front, across his tummy, but stopped short of his erect little penis. "Hold up your foot," she said, and Stewie did. Julie washed it and then all the way up his leg ending with one hand fondling his crotch, the other his bottom. "Now the other," and Stewie obediently presented the other foot for the same treatment. "Now turn around," Julie commanded, and she washed Stewie's back from his neck down to his bottom. "OK, now bend over, legs apart, that's right." She continued to rub her hands on his buttocks, but then Stewie felt her press his cheeks apart and finger tips rub along his crack, eventually around and across his tight little anus. "It's funny," said Julie, "You never get to see your own bottom, and until now I never saw any one else's. Now keep still, this is how my Daddy cleans mine." She dipped her finger into the soapy bubbles, the put the tip right on the little boy's anus and gently pressed. "Just relax," she told Stewie. The boy was suddenly reminded of games he'd played with Brian, in this very bath tub, and he carefully pushed against the finger, letting it deep inside his rectum. Julie was surprised how easily she had penetrated him. "Does your Mommy do this?" she asked. "No, but Brian has, he ... well I'll tell you about it some time," muttered Stewie, feeling her finger sliding in and out, and wriggling a little. "Now straighten up and turn around slowly." As Stewie did so Julie kept her finger pressed deep inside his bottom, and with her other hand worked on his scrotum, feeling the little testicles inside. "What are these?" she asked. "I don't know," replied the boy, "but Brian says they are for making babies. But babies come from girls so I don't believe him." Julie worked her way up to his now rigid penis, rubbing along the foreskin, then pulling it back to expose his glans. She gripped firmly around his shaft below the knob, squeezing and rubbing it. Then she bent down and kissed the exposed tip of his penis, wrapping her lips around the knob and licking it. Stewie suddenly shuddered and Julie felt his anus rapidly squeeze her finger. He gave a little gasp. "Ohhh, that felt wonderful," he whispered. Julie quickly released him, and washed her hands off in the water. "You didn't mind me giving you a kiss?" "Not at all!" said Stewie, "But I might have to return the present." He smiled sweetly at Julie. "OK, now my turn, stand up." Stewie started washing Julie, following her example. First her arms, then around her chest rubbing gently over her nipples, then across her tummy, just brushing against her smooth mound. He reached behind her, rubbing down her back, then across her buttocks. "Now legs," he said, and Julie obediently raised one, then the other while Stewie washed each from foot to crotch, though again he only brushed lightly against her labia. "Turn around and bend over. I have to clean your bottom too," he said to her, and Julie was quite willing to oblige. Stewie rubbed her buttocks again and pressed them apart so that he could run his finger tips across her little pink anus. After peering at it closely for a moment he asked, "Inside too?" "Yes!" replied Julie, seeming quite eager. So Stewie pressed his finger tip against the pucker, and felt it slide in to the tight sphincter. "Thats right, slide it in and out a bit," said Julie, wriggling slightly. Stewie managed to get his little finger all the way in. The hole felt warm and tight. "OK, stand up and turn around," he said. Julie did so slowly, feeling the boy's finger twisting inside her rectum. "Um, put one foot up on the bath rail," said Stewie. Julie had to hop a little on one foot as she moved the other up to the bath rail. She held on to Stewie's shoulders too keep her balance. Now the boy had a wonderful view of the little girl's vulva between her wide spread legs, and beyond he could see his finger pushed into her anus. He wriggled it a bit, then with his other hand began stroking her labia, washing them carefully, first between labia and legs, then in between her labia, in that most delightful crevasse that girls have. He felt interesting bumps and dips there, and as his fingers reached the front and up onto her mound, Julie sighed and shuddered, and her little anus squeezed the boy's finger tightly. Stewie leaned forwards and kissed the little girl's labia firmly, pressing his face between her legs. He even licked her slit, pressing his tongue into it, but it tasted too soapy, so he backed off and put his lips on her mound and blew a raspberry there. Julie giggled like mad, and her anus squeezed his finger tightly. "Ohhh! What was that?" she cried. "A raspberry," Stewie replied. "My Mommy does it to me sometimes." "Can I try it?" Julie asked. "Yes, sure! It's fun". Stewie slipped his finger out of her anus, and Julie knelt down, pulled Stewie close, her hands behind him on his bottom. She ducked her head down and put her lips on Stewie's little scrotum, under his stiff penis, then blew hard, making his little sack vibrate rapidly. Stewie almost collapsed giggling and and had to steady himself by holding on to to Julie's head. Julie looked up at him, smiling. "Is that the way to do it?" "It's certainly a way to do it," said Stewie, smiling broadly. Stewie sat down again, his legs either side of Julie and pulled her into an embrace. Julie snuggled against him, her legs either side of his waist, their chests and tummies pressed against each other. "Your peepee is tickling my peepee," Julie said with a smile. "They are saying hello to each other," replied Stewie, with a grin, and rubbed his little erection against the girl's labia. "But we must get out of here, Brian will be back soon and we have to vanish before he arrives." He quickly opened the bath tub drain, and stood up. "We have to rinse off the soapy bubbles," he said. "How are we going to hide all weekend? In your bedroom?" asked Julie. "I have a fun plan for that!" replied Stewie, as he unhooked the shower head and passed it to Julie. "Here, hold this and point it away from us." He adjusted the taps for a cool water shower, then they quickly rinsed each other off. Stewie climbed out of the tub, opened the linen closet and found two large towels. Handing one to Julie he said, "Here, wrap up in this and dry off a bit while I collect some things we will need. Stay in here." He wrapped his towel around his body and headed out the door, down the stairs and into the kitchen. In the cupboard under the counter he found two large plastic shopping bags. He opened up one, went to the fridge and took most of the sandwiches Lois had made for lunch, also a small carton of milk and several juice boxes. Back at the counter he climbed up on the step-stool to raid the cupboard above for half a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and grabbed a couple of apples from the fruit bowl. He dragged his haul back up the stairs and into the bathroom. "Here, carry this bag please - it's our lunch," he said to Julie. From the vanity cupboard he took a large plastic bottle and a small jar, putting them in the other bag. From the closet he took a large beach towel. "Now, back to the bedroom, but walk exactly behind me. We don't want to leave two sets of damp footprints." Julie followed Stewie back to the bedroom where Stewie took some other items from his toy box and dropped them into his plastic bag. After entering the secret code into the lock of his time machine he opened its door, took his bag inside and started working on the control panel. Julie peered in the door. "What is this thing?" she asked, looking rather nervous. "It's a time machine and teleporter," replied Stewie. "Come in, it's quite safe." Julie hesitantly stepped inside the softly humming machine and pulled the bath towel around herself more tightly. "Are you sure?" "Oh yes, I use it all the time, been lots of places, even with Brian sometimes." "OK," replied Julie, still not so sure, eying the blinking lights and mysterious controls. Stewie kept adjusting dials, muttering to himself. "Log says... so we set time to that... location... uh 10 foot south should work .... now sync the return pad to now plus two..." At last he looked up. "Now, don't touch anything!" "I certainly won't," replied Julie, still wide eyed. "Here, hold this too." Stewie handed her the second plastic bag, then picked up the return pad, stepped outside and went to a shelf where he picked up a small item, turned it over and put it back down. Quickly he want back inside the time machine and closed the door. "Hold my hand," he said to Julie. She grasped the two large bags in one had, and held Stewie's hand with the other. Stewie held the return pad in his other hand and used it to press the large red button on the console. There was a bright flash, then everything went black. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!