It was a ___________________________

A.) dark and stormy night.
B.) clear and glorious morning.
C.) scorching summer afternoon.
D.) beautiful Thursday on Mars.

But no one knew ____________________

A.) who had been planning evil plans earlier.
B.) who had just perfected the skill of techno-magic.
C.) who was looking down on the city at that moment.
D.) what the story was about.

Jeremy was _________________________

A.) working late.
B.) laughing maniacally.
C.) thinking impure thoughts.
D.) sleeping.

As he was doing this he paused. He had a pretty good life.
He was gainfully employed at the ________

A.) biological lab,
B.) local radio station,
C.) writing college,
D.) Martian dairy farm,

and he enjoyed all the people there. Except one.
Her name was _______________________

A.) Jenny.
B.) Debbie.
C.) Trixie.
D.) Bubbles.

Ahh yes...her. He couldn't stop thinking about her.
She was ____________________________

A.) a babe.
B.) a hateful witch.
C.) a dog.
D.) a literal dog.

And what was more, she had __________

A.) breasts
B.) a behind
C.) an ego
D.) a boyfriend

the size of some Third World contries. Yes, Jeremy couldn't stop thinking about her.
Few knew it, but Jeremy had __________

A.) the hots for her.
B.) the goods on her.
C.) some plans for her.
D.) a vintage copy of Penthouse.

Jeremy had a few things up his sleeve.
You see, Jeremy was___________________

A.) a nerd.
B.) a nerd.
C.) a nerd.
D.) What other type of protagonist is there in BE stories?

But anyway, enough of setup. It was time for the execution of his plan.
Jeremy sat, looking at his ___________

A.) magic book.
B.) DNA sequence alternator.
C.) super formula.
D.) breakfast.

Jeremy realized he had very little control over its effects.
It was almost as though the effects of his plan were in the hands of another.
But thinking wasn't doing, so he_______

A.) started chanting his spell.
B.) set up a DNA bomb in her apartment.
C.) slipped some formula into her tea.
D.) brought her a doughnut as a gesture of goodwill.

Then all he could do was wait. It took awhile. A long while. Finally, things started happening.
She got a little dizzy, then felt_______

A.) bloated.
B.) horny.
C.) giggly.
D.) like baking cookies.

She heard a tearing sound. She had to look for a moment,
but finally found the source. It was _________

A.) her shirt.
B.) her jeans.
C.) her bra.
D.) her consciousness.

She stood up and stumbled over to a table
Finally, ______________________________

A.) her bust
B.) her behind
C.) her belly
D.) her mouth

burst from its confines and took off to new greatness.
She tried to say something but was having trouble.
It was almost as if ___________________

A.) her mind was being erased.
B.) her lips were filled with water.
C.) her voice was gone.
D.) her tongue was missing.

Finally she was able to make it to a chair.
As she sat there a myriad of odd things happened.
First _________________________________

A.) her hair grew really long.
B.) her toenails fell off.
C.) her fingers turned blue.
D.) a pizza delivery service showed up.

Then __________________________________

A.) her teeth became pointed.
B.) she grew another eyeball.
C.) her figernails grew to be a foot long each.
D.) Christ returned to Earth, signaling the end of the world.

Finally it stopped, but her ______________
A.) breasts
B.) breasts
C.) breasts
D.) What kind of archive is this, anyway?

took one last surge and became truly massive. Then she passed out.
When she came to, she realized how much she hated what had happened to her.
But then ______________________________

A.) she changed her mind
B.) her mind snapped
C.) she had an orgasm
D.) her breasts grew another foot

and she decided she was OK with it, because she didn't want the story to end on a bad note.
Then they all lived happily ever after.
Jeremy had his _________________________

A.) revenge,
B.) satisfaction,
C.) beautiful breast woman,
D.) breakfast,

she had her ____________________________

A.) breasts,
B.) orgasms,
C.) beautiful, fat body,
D.) nap,

and we all got _________________________

A.) a wonderful, personalized BE story.
B.) a mediocre, too broad BE story.
C.) a BE story that shamed the computer it was typed on.
D.) a mobster to kill Quasimodo so he'll quit writing.