An alien spacecraft plummeted toward Earth at breakneck speed. The alien inside worriedly glanced at his cargo, then returned his attention to guiding his craft into an easy landing. Far behind him, an ominous shape floated through the empty blackness.
World-famous singer Britney Spears was exhausted. She had just finished a show in Tuscon and now she was ready for a good night's sleep. It was very hot (even for Arizona), so she decided to sleep in her bra and a pair of shorts. Despite the heat, and the fact that her tour bus's air conditioner was broken, she managed to doze off. Three hours later, she was rudely jolted awake by an enormous crash that came from outside the bus. Still wearing the bra and shorts, Britney wandered outside to investigate.
About half a mile from the bus, she found a deep crater. Climbing down to the bottom of the crater, Britney saw a huge spaceship. With a hiss of air, a door slid open, and Britney, unable to control herself, went inside. There, in the pilot's seat, an alien was slumped over the controls. Rushing over to the alien, Britney leaned it back in the chair. The alien opened its eyes and looked at Britney. Its eyes widened. "It... is you," the alien said in an awed whisper and a male voice. He seemed surprised to see Britney. Looking down at her breasts, the alien said, "You...are smaller than...the prophecy foretold..." He seemed to have difficulty speaking. "I do not have much time left," the alien said, "so I shall explain quickly. I come from a planet far away. On my planet, there is an artifact known only as the Sphere. Legend says that the Sphere grants unimaginable power, but it is only compatible with two specific genetic patterns. One of these patterns is an evil being known as the Cube. He possesses the power of the Cube, the Sphere's sister artifact, and he aims to possess the powers of the Sphere as well."
"You said something about a prophecy," Britney said, still confused by the events of the last five minutes. "What was this prophecy?"
"The prophecy said that the second genetic pattern compatible with the Sphere was a large-breasted woman on a faraway planet," the alien said, each word becoming increasingly hard to force out. "The woman described in the prophecy is young and beautiful, with very large breasts. I was sent on a mission to find the woman and merge her body with the Sphere, so that the Cube can never gain its power. However, the Cube followed and attacked my ship, causing it to crash on this planet. Before my ship crashed, it detected the genetic pattern of the prophesized woman. You are that woman." He pulled out a metal box about the size of a half-inflated basketball and opened it. Inside the box was a large yellow sphere twice the size of a baseball.
"The Sphere," Britney whispered in amazement. The Sphere floated gently out of the box and paused in mid-air, right in front of Britney. "How do I turn it on, or activate it, or whatever?" she asked the alien.
"Let it merge with your body. You will know what to do then," the alien said. The Sphere floated forward and into Britney's chest.
Britney felt a sudden tightness in her chest. "What's...happening to...me?" she managed to ask. The alien didn't respond. It was slumped over in its chair. The tightness increased, becoming more and more painful. Then her bra exploded! Britney could see why. Her breasts were rapidly expanding! They grew larger and larger, protruding farther and farther out from her chest. Within five minutes, they were bigger than jumbo-sized watermelons. Then she passed out. When she awoke, she was back in her tour bus. She had no idea how she got there. All she knew was that she had to go to the bathroom. As she passed the mirror in the bathroom, she got a good look at herself and stopped in her tracks. She stared into the mirror in shock. Her breasts were enormous! Stretching out about four feet in front of her, the remarkable rack seemed to float in mid-air, defying gravity. Two-inch-long nipples stuck out like a pair of thumbs. Grabbing the mountainous melons, Britney discovered they were soft as cotton and just as pillowy as a cloud. They took up at least half of the mirror Britney stood in front of. Then she noticed something else. Her entire body was clad in a hot-pink, skin-tight bodysuit with a low-cut neckline that graciously revealed several feet of voluptuous cleavage. On the chest of the bodysuit, about six inches below the edge of the neckline, was a large yellow circle about the size of the Sphere. Below her flat stomach was the world's most curvaceous butt and a pair of long, lean, sexy legs. Britney gaped at her new form in a mixture of shock and amazement.
"What the hell...?" Then it dawned on her. "The Sphere did this, somehow. And I like it!" She could feel incredible power surging through her body, as if she was hooked up to a powerful generator. She struck a sexy pose. "You know, maybe being a superhero isn't going to be as tough as I thought," she said to herself. She imagined what she would look like if her breasts were twice as big as they already were, and to her surprise, they inflated and doubled in size right before her eyes! The massive mounds pinned her against the far wall. "Well, what do you know. I can control my breast size. That could come in handy." She made her breasts shrink back to their original size, then went back to bed smiling. Tomorrow would be very interesting.
A shadowed figure sat in his spacecraft, watching the events that occurred on the planet below. He watched with increasing anger as Britney merged with the Sphere and gained the superpowered body that came with it. After Britney went back to bed, he drove his fist into his computer console, smashing it to pieces. He let out an angry roar. "The power the Sphere must be mine!" he shouted. "And I will get it even if it is the last thing I do!" He set a course for Tuscon and went to his quarters to formulate a plan.