Suggestions
By Quasimodo


This story sucks. It's not worth breaking the law over. If you shouldn't be reading it, please don't. If you are allowed to read it, you probably shouldn't anyway.


"Hello, is this 1-900-REAL-WOMEN? Great. I'm doing fine. You? What is your name? Well then, Amanda, let's get going...

"Oooh yeah! I like that. Hey, baby, does it feel awful hot where you are? Yeah, I'm sure it does. Maybe you're actually getting hot over a guy you don't know. Yeah, that would be pretty funny. Especially since you can't see him.

"I'll bet you are getting hot for me, after all. Yep, I bet your nipples are aching at the thought of me. Why, I'd even wager you're getting wet between the legs. I would. Seems like you can't hear enough of my voice, doesn't it. I have that effect on people sometimes. Maybe I should go into voice acting.

"You're not fingering yourself, are you? That's amazing. Now what would be really amazing would be if your breasts started growing. You might not notice it at first, but pretty soon it would project itself upon your conscious in subtle ways. Maybe you'd feel a slight pinching or pain as you started to outgrow your bra. Pretty soon the pain would become persistent, and in exasperation you'd take your bra off.

"Do your breasts feel awfully...heavy? They're probably getting to be too big for your shirt to conceal. You're also probably very horny seeing these mounds grow right in front of your eyes. That's pretty normal.

POP! "There goes one button. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of them flew off, as well, considering the size of your chest. You are truly splendid looking, I imagine. Roughly the size of volleyballs. I know it's a hackneyed measuring tool, but it's still appropriate.

SNAP! "Well, there goes the bra. Tenacious little sucker, considering how far you've likely grown. Don't you feel great? You should. It's the great American dream to have breasts the size of basketballs. You should feel very proud.

"Pretty soon you won't be able to stand up under the weight of your new 'sports equipment.' Ha, I crack me up.

PLOP! "I guess that's that. You won't need to worry about standing anymore. Just concentrate on the pleasure of having breasts that completely cover your legs when you sit on the floor.

CRASH! "We don't have much time left together. Your babies take up the lion's share of space in the room, now that you're starting to push furniture about. I'll bet it feels great, having breasts that large. And heavy, don't forget how heavy and full they feel. It takes a lot of mass to push a dresser around.

"Well, it's time to bid each other adieu. Now that your breasts have filled the entire room, I imagine you're finding it difficult to breathe. But the pressure they exert on everything feels great, doesn't it? Just imagine that the room is like a large, rigid bra. When your breasts finally cover your mouth, that will be the end."

THE END