Buster and Babs Bunny (no relation) left the studio, exhausted. "I can't believe it took you four hours to read a 20-page script," Buster said.
"Is it my fault no one can read the writers' handwriting?" Babs retorted. "C'mon, let's head over to my place and grab a snack."
The only thing they found that actually qualified as a snack food was a bag of popcorn. Buster popped it into the microwave while Babs got a couple of sodas out of the fridge.
"Hey, there's only one can in here!" she said, pulling out a blue can. "'GWEMEB Cola for Women. Effects may vary.'" she read. "Effects? What effects?"
"Why don't you drink it and find out?" Buster asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"No need to get snippy, blue-ears," Babs said. She popped open the can and glugged down the soda. "Hm, tastes like chicken, but nothing's happening," she said. The microwave dinged, signifying that the popcorn was done. "Ah, forget it. It's a dumb soda. Let's see what's on TV," Buster said, pouring the popcorn into a bowl.
Half an hour later, they were watching a movie on TV when Babs felt an odd tingling all over her body. She looked down just in time to see giant muscles begin to appear. Her body grew in height and density as her muscles became larger and more defined. Her flat stomach sprouted a rock-hard sixpack. Her legs became thicker than the average TV set. Her arms grew 50" biceps that finished up the incredibly muscular wall Babs had become.
But that wasn't the end of her transformation. Before she even had a chance to react to her first growth spurt, her previously nonexistent breasts began swelling. The massive mammaries grew and grew, surpassing even her biceps in size. At this point, Babs's shirt decided it couldn't take any more pressure and split down the middle, revealing a good two feet of cleavage. "I guess those were the effects the can mentioned," she said, studying her mountainous body. She estimated her bust to be a 93YY. "A 93YY," she said, amazed.
All this was too much for Buster. His eyes rolled back in his head, and he fainted dead away.