"There's already a can in here!" Hello Nurse said when she reached the vending machine. She reached in and pulled out a blue can. "'GWEMEB Cola for Women. Effects may vary.'" she read. It sounded suspicious, but Hello Nurse simply chalked it up as another wacky soda name and walked back to Dr. Scratchansniff's office, drinking the soda along the way. As she approached the office, Hello Nurse began to feel a strange tingle in her ample chest. Thinking it to be an itch, she reached up to scratch and her hand bumped into somthing she didn't expect: her breasts. She looked down and stared in shock as her breasts expanded at an incredibly fast rate of speed. Her nurse's uniform stretched tighter and tighter. Suddenly she heard a loud "SNAP!" and realized her bra had just burst apart. By now, her uniform was stretched so tight, the buttons were getting hernias trying to stay fastened. But it was to no avail. Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! The four buttons popped off from the pressure and went zooming in all directions, revealing cleavage so deep, the Grand Canyon would have been jealous. The growth stopped about then. Strangely, instead of being surprised or horrified, Hello Nurse was grinning from ear to ear with joy. She rushed into Dr. Scratchansniff's office, her gigantic boobs bouncing wildly.
Two minutes later, the Warners zoomed into the office one at a time: Yakko, Wakko, then their sister Dot. Upon sighting the transformed Hello Nurse, Yakko and Wakko stopped in their tracks, stared for a few seconds, then did about every wild take in the book. Then they lept on top of Hello Nurse's giant bust and shouted, "Helllooo, super-sized Nurse!" Dot walked up to her and said, "What in the name of Pamela Anderson Lee happened to you?" Hello Nurse replied, "I don't know, but I like it!" She showed the Warners into Dr. Scratchansniff's office, then walked back to her desk smiling, knowing that controlling Yakko and Wakko had just gotten a lot easier. Then she vanished into thin air.
EPILOGUE
The Cartoon Nexus. The one point in the universe from which a person can enter all of the cartoons the world has ever known. Deep inside a fortress at the exact center of the Cartoon Nexus, a mysterious figure sat, waiting. He didn't wait long. After a few minutes, Hello Nurse appeared. She stood still, as if she were a statue... or as if she were brainwashed. "Ah, finally," the figure said gleefully. "My third victim has arrived. Robots, place her in the Colatube with her name." Two robots guided Hello Nurse to a large tube and put her inside it. Two other tubes contained the unmoving, still-transformed bodies of Babs Bunny and Harley Quinn. A brown liquid flowed into their mouths through small, plastic tubes. After inserting a similar tube in Hello Nurse's mouth, the two robots marched off to await the next arrival. "Soon my army will be complete!" the figure said, laughing diabolically. "MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" The laughter echoed throughout the fortress.