The date was January 23, 2000. The place was at Madison Square Garden in New York City, The event was the WWF Royal Rumble and it was time for the Miss Royal Rumble swimsuit competition.
The master of ceremonies, Jerry "The King" Lawler, introduced the judges; a panel that consisted of two former WWF superstars, two WWF Hall-of-Famers, and Internet queen Cindy Margolis.
Lawler then introduced the participants; Ivory, Terri, Jacqueline, B.B., Tori, and The Kat. All the ladies stood in line side by side, awaiting the chance to showcase the goods.
Ivory was first. She removed the oversized pullover jacket she wore to reveal an aqua-blue bikini-clad version of herself. She profiled her body a little bit before covering back up.
Terri was next. She removed the short black robe she wore to expose Terri in a gold suit with almost no back whatsoever. The front was a V-shape with the middle cut out to reveal some impressive cleavage. She strutted around the ring, blowing kisses to her fans.
Jacqueline stripped off her black robe; she wore a suit that was even skimpier than Terri's. The suit was basically a connection of strings with just enough material to cover up the fun spots. Jackie launched into a dance that would put any stripper to shame.
B.B. was up now. A tall, statuesque blonde, B.B. was confident that her "bigger and better" philosophy would win her the contest. Tossing her red robe aside, B.B. strutted around the ring, proud to show her gorgeous physique to everyone. Adjusting her metallic blue two-piece, she resumed her original position, confident that she had the contest in hand.
Tori turned up the heat as she revealed her suit. The whole suit was completely see-through except for red splashes that concealed the fun spots.
As Tori performed, B.B. watched in awe as she saw her chances of winning go down the drain. Time for plan B, she thought. She reached in to her bottoms and withdrew a small vial. She cracked it open and splashed the contents onto her chest. The fluid dried almost instantly.
By then, The Kat was profiling around the ring in a two-piece suit made of bubble wrap. Lawler was excited by this, wanting to pop the bubble wrap.
Shaking her head, B.B. asked for the mic. "You know," she said, "I promised all of you people out there that you were in for a BIG show and that's what you're gonna get."
"What do you mean?" asked Lawler.
"Just watch."
B.B. put her hands on her hips and waited only a couple of seconds before the contents of the vial kicked in. B.B.'s boobs were growing. Everyone watched in shock and awe as they picked up in size and mass, transforming into two huge orbs attached to her chest. When the growth was complete, her breasts tuck out a full foot form her chest; her bikini top was strained to the max, struggling to contain her giant pontoons.
When the shock value wore off, someone started chanting "Take it off! Take it off!" Before long, the entire arena was chanting with B.B. herself encouraging them to chant louder.
B.B. had Lawler untie her top and she let it drop, exposing her new assets to the crowd, for all to enjoy. She started dancing for the crowd, shaking, bouncing, and jiggling her now giant boobs, making the testosterone-charged crowd cheer her on.
The judges handed Lawler their written decisions and he tossed them aside without looking at them. He raised B.B.'s hand, proclaiming her the winner.
As the crowd cheered and as the girls left the ring in disgust, B.B. began another shake, jiggle, and bounce session, much to the delight of all the fans.
As said, if I had MY way, this is how it would be.