After the Master of Ceremonies knew he had all of our attentions he waved a hand back towards the entrance to the stage. "Prepare to be amazed by Linda!"
On to the stage walked this dishwater blond dressed like a secretary for the most conservative law firm in town. She was the kind of lady who could sit next to you on the bus for a month without you ever noticing anything about her looks except that she was tall. She wasn't ugly, just plain and extremely ordinary looking. I figured it for some kind of joke except it didn't seem like Lurch was in on it. He did one of the best double takes I have ever seen.
Lurch looked her up and down and said, "Are you Linda???"
She gave him a shy smile and said, "Yes."
"I was told you have some extreme body mods to show us."
Linda gave him a smile that just might have had a wicked tinge to it and replied, " I do."
"Well, I sure can't see them from here. You're going to have to lose some of those clothes."
"OK," she said and started to take her clothes off. Notice I didn't say strip. She just casually took her vest off, carefully folded it and laid it on the side of the stage. One piece after another until there was this naked 5' 10" mousy blond chick standing passively on the stage. No tats, no piercings, hell no tits and at least 10 or 20 extra pounds. She was just as plain and ordinary looking naked as she had been before and she was too matter of fact about being nude to even be erotic.
Lurch gave her a good look up and down and said, "Lady, that is the least modified body I have ever seen. You don't even exercise."
This Linda lady face took on a startled expression and she looked down at herself as if for the first time and said, "Oops! I forgot to change before I came on stage." With that she got this funny look on her face.
The first thing I noticed was that her hair was getting longer and turning true blond. Then I noticed that she wasn't as fat as I thought she was. While I was trying to figure out what was going on I watched her breasts go from droopy A cups to D cups that stood straight out from her chest. It wasn't more than 20 seconds but now she was a blond bombshell no actress would ever stand next to. Any photo would make the actress look ordinary by comparison.
You've got to hand it to Lurch, he can handle just about anything without batting an eye. He just looked Linda up and down and said, "Could you turn around and let the audience have a better look at you?"
Linda said sure in her casual voice and did a slow 360 degree turn to show off her 38-22-36 figure. While she was turning we all picked up on the fact that more than just her looks had changed. I'm not sure what was different but every move looked like she was getting ready to fuck a football team. I swear as she turned that our eyes locked for a moment and her nipples snapped out a good half inch.
I don't normally have much interest in Barbie Dolls, but for this chick my cock had already decided to make an exception.
Lurch just gave her another look up and down and said, "Lady, I'm not sure how you did that and I'll have to admit it's quite an improvement but that is not what we look for here at Club Fetish. Some of the women in the audience had figures nearly as nice as yours before they got into body mod. Extreme is kink, not turning into a big titted bimbo."
She gave Lurch this weird smile and shrugged. "How 'bout something like this then."
I watched her right breast slide across her chest and merge to make a really huge single breast on the left side of her chest. Hey, I admit it; I'm a breast man. That's where I was looking.
When I finally tore my eyes away from her chest I realized that was only part of what had been happening. Her hair was now jet black and shoulder length, but only on the left side of her head. The right side of her head was shaved and as I watched a tattoo formed on her skull. Silver with fake gears and electronics showing through a gap in the middle. My eyes followed the tattoo as it formed and moved down the right side of her body all the way to her foot. Then I moved my eyes up to look at the final result.
Her left side had gone from Barbie Doll to porn slut. Her right side was all silver robot with access panels missing in several places. While I had looked away her single left breast had continued to grow to 3 or 4 times the volume of the D cup she had before and sprouted a 10 or 12 gauge nipple ring. The right side of her chest looked like it had an access port that went halfway through her body. I remember thinking, I hope that really is just an illusion caused by the tattoo.
She turned to Lurch and asked, "Is this kinky enough?"
We all turned our eyes to look at Lurch. He was standing there with his mouth open and a noticeable hardon. Hey, most of the men in the audience were in the same condition but Lurch got caught at it.
After a long pause Lurch made a noticeable effort to pull himself together and replied, "Yes lady, that definitely qualifies as kinky."
The Linda droid looked down at the bulge in Lurch's pants and said, "Looks like I've caused you a problem." She stepped over to him and grabbed his zipper. "Here, let me fix that for you." Then she knelt down, pulled Lurch's cock out and devoured it. I mean she sucked the whole thing in so fast and far it scared the shit out of me and it wasn't even my cock. I'm surprised that Lurch didn't scream. He was either too surprised or his ego is more important to him than his cock.
It took some time but eventually Lurch began to show signs that Linda knew more than just a little bit about how to suck cock. While she was working on him, Linda turned her body and spread her knees to show us her pussy from the back. That's when I noticed she didn't have one any more. Where it had been was smooth as a Barbie doll except it was silver. I even caught a reflection of Drew and I sitting at our table.
I think I would have stared forever at where her pussy should have been except Lurch started groaning and bucking. He must have cum buckets but the Linda thing on stage didn't miss a drop until she had sucked him dry.
I looked over at Drew. She was staring and the stage looking flushed. I didn't realize that her nipples could push out through her latex top like that. She felt my eyes on her and looked over at me and mouthed "WOW!!" I knew right then that she was going to give me quite a ride later and that I probably wasn't going to be the only one.
The Linda droid on stage was done with Lurch and gently tucked him back in his pants and zipped him up. She stood up and whispered in Lurch's ear.
I could see Lurch make a visible effort to remember where he left his mike. (He found it in his right hand.) Once he had the mike back up in front of his mouth, Lurch said, "Gentlemen, Linda tells me that she needs a real breast man from out of the audience to come up on stage."
Drew jumped from her seat and pushed me out of my chair. She shouted out to Lurch, "My Sam is the biggest breast freak I know." She pointed down to her own double D's and said, "How do think I ended up with these?" Broke up the whole crowd.
Linda grabbed Lurch's mike and walked to the edge of the stage and leaned over us. She looked at Drew's cleavage and asked, "Does he like to fuck those big plastic titties of yours?"
Drew looked around, playing to the audience, and replied, "Some nights I have a hard time getting him to fuck me anywhere else."
I opened my mouth to defend myself but before I could say anything Linda grabbed my hand and said to Drew, "He'll do. Thanks for letting me borrow him." Then she just lifted me, one-handed, onto the stage.
She looked me in the eye and said into the mike, "What I want you to do is help me show the audience how I tit fuck." She saw me lusting at her one huge perfect tit and read my puzzled look. "Don't worry about how. It'll work out when I've got you ready.
With that she turned me sideways and knelt down and helped me out of my leather pants. When she was finished she was eye level with my cock. She reached out to grab it and said into the mike, "I see that you liked my show so far. Let's make sure you're good and ready."
I steeled myself for a lunge like Lurch got but she leaned forward very gently and sucked me down. It didn't make for much of a show because on the outside she wasn't moving. On the inside though she was rippling and stroking me in ways that were totally non-human but felt incredible. She must have sensed that I wasn't going to last much longer because she pulled back, looked up into my eyes and very obviously licked her lips.
Still holding my cock with her hand Linda stood up and pulled me over to a low bench just back from the front of the stage right in front of our table where Drew was sitting. Linda lay back on the bench and pulled me along by the cock until she has on her back with me standing on the floor straddling her stomach. Linda's human looking porn slut side was towards the audience with her huge single breast sticking straight up in profile. Someone even managed to focus down a spot light right on the side of her breast.
Linda put the mike back to her lips and said, "Now darling I want you to rub the head of your cock on the line under my breast."
I looked down as Linda used my cock to pull me forward and sure enough there was what looked like a vertical scar under her breast running from just below her auroral straight down almost to her rib cage. By this time I was so hot I would have fucked anything so I replaced Linda's hand on my cock with my own and used my hand to rub the head of my cock up and down the scar on her tit.
Linda let out a moan into the mike like I had just hit her G-Spot. As I rubbed I watched the "scar" split open and formed a perfect set of pussy lips. In less than 10 seconds my cock was rubbing on the entrance of a gaping dripping wet pussy complete with a ring through the clit.
I moved my cock up and rubbed the tip right against her clit, flipping the ring up and down. Linda moaned with what sounded like desperation, "Oh Good! Quit teasing and fuck me. RAM IT IN!"
So I did. I rammed my cock into one of the smoothest tightest pussies I have ever had the pleasure to fuck. I think Linda's orgasm started on the second stroke. The sound of her screaming into the sound system and way her tit pussy grabbed and stroked my cock almost pulled me along with her. But I managed to hang on. This was too much fun to end it this quickly.
As Linda came out of her orgasm I slowed my pumping down to a very slow deliberate stroke. When her eyes came back into focus Linda motioned with her upstage had for me to lean over so she could whisper in my ear. She moved the mike away so the audience couldn't hear and asked, "Are you up to keep on fucking my tit if I do something REALLY freaky with the rest of my body?"
I had to think about it. This had already been the strangest sex I had ever heard of. I finally realized that everything Linda had done was made to shock and give pleasure. I decided that I was being offered the best sex of my life and a chance to be a permanent legend in the entire body mod scene. I couldn't trust my voice so I just looked her in the eyes and nodded YES.
Linda put the mike to her lips and said, "I want to cum again. Fuck me harder."
I slowly picked up the pace until I was slamming into her at full speed. Made for some interesting shimmies and jiggles all across the surface of her tit I tell you.
I heard Drew gasp in the audience. That's when I noticed that Linda's tit was growing again. FAST! I looked around. Linda's arms, chest, even her head was sliding into her tit. That's where the volume was coming from.
I'll admit it. I missed a stroke there. But I was getting close to the edge and her pussy still felt like the finest that I had ever been in. The muscles inside were pumping me as hard as I was pumping her. I closed my eyes and went back to it.
My hands were holding the sides of Linda's breast. As I continued stroking I felt my hands being pulled apart and up and away from my crotch. As I got closer to the edge I wanted to look but I was afraid of what I would see. Between knowing I was fucking a giant tit, what the inside of her tit pussy was doing to my cock, and that hard edge of fear, I had the hardest cum of my life. From the scream into the mike Linda was either a great actress or she came with me at least as hard. I just collapsed for a moment against the soft mound in front of me.
As I came back to my senses, I knew I had to look. I opened my eyes. The mound I was leaning on must have been the biggest breast the world has ever seen. All of Linda's body had merged into a single breast. The Linda Tit was so large it must have been hollow underneath. It was almost 4 feet high and at least 3 feet around at the base. The nipple was sticking straight up on the summit of this mountain, bigger than my cock and twice as hard.
I heard Linda's voice over the PA, "Now that is what I call TIT FUCKING!" Looking over the top of the Linda Tit I saw the mike lying on the bench where Linda's head had been when I started fucking her. The only mark on the side of the breast was a pair of ruby red lips just above the bench next to the mike.
Lurch walked over and held me up as I pulled out and stepped back. Good thing he was there. I don't think I could have stood on my own.
As I was trying to pull myself back together, Linda said to me over the mike, "Love, you were great. Not everyone can keep giving me what I want when I let loose like that. I'm going to need some help to get myself straightened out though. Could I borrow your lady friend for a few minutes?"
(To be continued)