H
elia's Huge Holiday Tale©1998 by Helia Melonowski
The expression "I feel like I am going to explode!" ©1996 and is used by kind permission of R & D
This tale is rated RR � Really Raunchy
The holiday season was upon me, trying to crush me flat with its tides of shoppers and packages and tree trimmings. Of course, when you were as busty as I was nothing could flatten you. One snowy evening a week before Christmas I was online, surfing the Net. What better way to surf than with a hot rum and cider, plates full of fattening sugar cookies and seated before my PC in my satiny blue bathrobe wrapped around my bulging-in-certain-areas body? Underneath I wore nothing but my white silk panties. I was switching between my three favorite web sites (the R & D Newsletter, Inflate123 and Wren Spot) when I noticed I had e-mail. I quickly checked and found I had a little note from Santa Claus himself.
Dearest Helia:
I need your assistance. Please contact me ASAP at 555-8008. If Mrs Claus answers, hang up and use my pager number. If you don't have it from last year, here it is again: 999 555-4848.
Hugs-
S Claus
PS I am still not quite sure what went on at the North Pole Christmas Party last year but all the elves are still talking about it.
Not wanting to keep the big man waiting, I got off then got off line and gave the jolly old elf a call.
It was the night before Christmas and all through the place, you couldn't hear my male friend. He couldn't make a noise for I was smothering my tits in his face.
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