�You�re fired!� Sandra shouted.�

Diego stood there in shock.� He had seen his share of bosses come through the revolving door of executive office.� They had all been stupid, power hungry MBA�s, but none of them had been crazy enough to fire him before. Sandra was the first.� He watched as she reached down and dialed the speaker phone.

A voice answered on the other line, �This is Security, Dave speaking.�

�Dave, This is Miss Payne.� I need someone to come to my office immediately to escort Mister Flores to Human Resources and out of the facilities, he has been terminated effective immediately.�

�Right away Miss Payne.� replied the voice, and then Sandra hung up the phone.�

Diego looked at her, she had that gloating look of someone who had just won an argument.� He chose his words carefully. �Sandra, I know that you and I disagree on how to manage the work floor, but without my help there is no way that you will meet your quarterly production numbers.�

Sandra expected this defense and pounced, �There is no way I�d meet those numbers with your help Diego, but with you gone I�ll exceed them.� What happened this morning is just the latest example of why you are not fit to be a supervisor.� The guys act like it�s a party out there and nothing gets done! Your termination will strike some fear into them and let them know that party is over.� Fear is a powerful motivator.� I believe security is here for you.�

Diego turned around to see Dave standing there.� �Sorry Diego, but you need to come with me.�

Later that afternoon in a house across town a teenage girl was returning home from school.� As she walked into the house she heard her mother talking on the phone.

�Well sis, if you are sure you won�t come over tonight, that is okay, but please come over tomorrow.� Sorry to hear about Diego, if there is anything you need let me know, okay� Bye.�

�What is up with Tio Diego, mama?� the girl asked.

�Oh, Diego was fired by that crazy new boss of his. Diego isn�t worried, but Rosa is.� It�s a tough job market out there.� Her mom responded then she sighed.� �Melinda. I wish there was something we could do to help, but you know how proud Diego is, he�d never accept it.�

�Yes,� Melinda said thoughtfully, �I wish there was something we could do too.��

A few weeks later Sandra entered her office at 7 AM with her newspaper, coffee, and yogurt in hand. Quarterly reports were due by close of business today and it didn�t look good.� Firing Diego a few weeks ago had certainly motivated the work force, but not to work harder.� Instead the work force was motivated to screw her.� Production was now at an all time low, guys were calling in sick at the last minute, making careless mistakes when they did come in, and generally acted like belligerent jerks.� They knew that she couldn�t fire them all and that it was her neck on the line if production tanked. There was only so much spin she could give to a number and corporate will not like what they saw.� Before starting to craft her report, however, Sandra took a sip of her coffee, a bite of yogurt, and opened the newspaper to her favorite columnist, a �Dear Abby� style advice columnist who gave relationship advice.� Today�s column started:

Dear READERS:� Today�s question will be answered by a guest columnist, Miss Melinda.� Miss Melinda is a local psychic Relationship Therapist.

DEAR MELINDA� I am a successful businesswoman in her early 30�s.� I�m in great shape, have an excellent career, and a stellar education.� I know that I am very impressive, but I sleep alone every night.� Why can�t I find some who wants to sleep with me?�� FRUSTRATED IN LA

DEAR FRUSTRATED� I am sorry dear, but you have been approaching men the wrong way.� Women are attracted to men who are impressive, and it is natural for a woman to assume that men are attracted to women who are impressive, but that is not the case. Men are attracted to seductive women who think they are impressive.� If you want to attract a lover you have to remember that men impress and women seduce.� I�m afraid, FRUSTRATED, that you have set the bar so high, and have done so little to seduce that no man thinks it is worth the considerable effort it would take to impress you enough that you�ll have sex with them.� Don�t fret though I can help.

Sandra paused. �I guess I might be a bit intimidating for most guys.�� She thought.� Today�s column held the promise of being both entertaining and having applicable advice for her own relationship issues, or more specifically her lack of a relationship.�� She took a bite of her yogurt and continued reading the article.

First we have to correct the things that are making it too hard for men to impress you: your physique, career, and education.� First off your physique.� Being skinnier than the man you want to seduce, doesn�t help.� First off skin and bones only looks good on the catwalk, and second men don�t like to be made to look fat. So trade that health Nazi, skin and bones look and embrace a few extra pounds.�

�Well,� thought Sandra, �I could skip going to the gym after work.� Sandra didn�t notice however that as she read the psychics words her bony, tight body began to soften up.� Her muscles relaxed and her curves swelled, the effects of countless diets and hours in the gym were quickly erased.� Sandra�s butt swelled up a little bit as soft curves began to cover her bony hips and her breasts gently swelled from a sparse B to a full C.� All told Sandra�s body added about 15 pounds of soft, sexy curves.� Sandra was totally oblivious to these changes.� It was as if reality itself applied the psychic�s recommendations.� Sandra simply shifted with reality and suddenly it was as if she had always been this way. Sandra unconsciously shifted in her chair, adjusting for her new body size.� She took a bite of her bagel with cream cheese and eagerly read on.�

Next up is your career.� Men don�t pursue women who have a better job than they do, so give up the executive position for a more approachable one, like receptionist.�

Sandra couldn�t notice the shifting reality.� She was oblivious when the name on the office door changed from SANDRA PAYNE to DIEGO FLORES.� She couldn�t see the job title on her own ID badge change from Chief Operations Officer to Receptionist.� She only felt an instant of mental discomfort, when her memory of being COO was eliminated.� What she did clearly notice, however, was that she was getting crumbs on the COO�s desk.� She knew her job duties included bringing in the newspaper, mail and morning coffee to the executive�s offices before they arrived.� And she knew that no one cared if she read the newspaper before the executives got in, but they would care if she got bagel crumbs all over the mahogany desk.� She brushed the crumbs off the desk and continued to read.

Lastly let�s address your education.� A woman with a better education then them makes men feel insecure, so they avoid highly educated women.� If you want to maximize the number of men who will pursue you, you should stop your education with a high school diploma and maybe a few community college courses.����

Sandra stared blankly at the newspaper and blinked a few times.� She had a momentary feeling that something wasn�t right, but soon the feeling passed.� She took a deep breath and another bite of her bagel, completely oblivious to the fact that the memories, knowledge, and skills that came from seven years of higher education had just been eliminated from her mind.� If she had been conscious of the shifting reality she also would have noticed that not only were her memories of the years going to college and building a career eliminated but so had the affects those years had on her body.� Her skin looked fresher, the emerging wrinkles disappeared, the thinning hairs returned with full luster.� She literally was ten years younger.� But Sandra was unaware that anything was different and continued reading.�����

Next we should address the seduction part.� Men are primarily seduced by what they see, and they are pretty predictable so you need long blond hair, big boobs, and a curvy butt.�

Sandra smiled, knowing how politically uncorrect yet completely accurate Miss Melinda assessment was.� While Sandra mentally mocked men for their Neolithic sexual preferences reality was shifting all around her.� Her hair was growing longer and lighter, spilling down her back and over her shoulders.� As it grew longer it grew thicker and fuller. Unconsciously she ran her fingers through her golden hair, pushing it back behind her shoulders.� Meanwhile her breasts began to swell again.� Her clothes adjusted for the new size as if her breasts had always been that big.� Larger and larger they swelled until boobs became really the best word to describe them.� Sandra set down the paper for a minute and adjusted her bra.� Something felt a little uncomfortable to her so she shifted things around, but from her perspective the all natural E cup breasts had always been there.� As Sandra was busy adjusting her bra, reality was busy adjusting her butt.� The fat on her butt was getting thicker, quickly burying the bony pelvis and atrophying muscles.� As her butt swelled her skirt grew to accommodate it.� The skirt was a very tight size 12 when her butt finally stopped expanding.�����

Once your body has a man�s attention he will want to talk to you to find out what your mind is like.� The most seductive thing you can do when you talk to a man is to make him feel good about himself.� The best way to do this is to make him feel smart, you can do this by acting or being kind of dumb.� If your IQ were around 100 instead of 120 you could make most guys feel pretty smart when they talked to you.�

Sandra stopped and read that last passage a second time.� It took a little bit for her to comprehend it.� �So if guys think I�m dumb, it will make them feel good about themselves?� She thought.� �I guess that makes some sense, kind of�� she wasn�t quite sure about that conclusion, not quite trusting her own logic.� What she really wanted was to have someone she trusted read that passage for her and tell her want it meant, but there wasn�t anyone else around so she continued to read.

Next, if you want a guy to go to bed with you, you need to get him thinking that you would be fun to have sex with.� Nothing does that better then a set of thick pouty lips.� With big boobs and pouty lips most guys will go to extra ordinary efforts to have sex with you.� But that is no good if you don�t like sex, so it is important that you have a healthy libido too.�

Sandy chuckled �that�s stupid, like, who doesn�t enjoy sex.� Just thinking about sex got sandy feeling a little moist.� She didn�t realize that her libido, had just skyrocketed.� Where before she might have gone a whole week without fantasying about sex she would now be hard pressed to go a whole day with out daydreaming about the latest hunk of man flesh she just saw.�� Sandra licked her now swollen lips and seductively bit her lower lip.� It felt very sensual and almost without thinking about it, she started sucking on her lip as she continued to read.�

However if you are serious about seduction you need to take things a step further.� Breast implants are the best way to signal that seduction is a priority for you.� I�m not talking about those wimpy FDA approved saline inserts.� What you need are those massive, overfilled silicon bags they use in Venezuela.� While you are there get the doctor to remove your lower ribs, give you a tummy tuck, and add pelvic inserts.

Sandy smiled and looked down at her tits.� While she had read the last passage her boobs had swelled up in the way that only ridiculously large implants could achieve.�� Her titties were bigger, firmer, and rode higher on her chest then was naturally possible.� Anyone who saw these magnificent M cup titties would know that they were Fake.� Just below her pneumatic tits her belly fat disappeared revealing flat, sculptured abs.� Her waist compressed smaller and smaller until it was a naturally impossible 18 inches, making her tits appear all the bigger.� But what the waist really made look big was her ass.� The pelvic inserts spread her hips wide until the barely fit in the chair she was sitting in.� The layer of fat on her expanded hips grew thicker, swelling up her ass until it looked like she might be stuck in her chair and her size 18 skirt would burst a seam.� Sandy ran a finger up one of her titties and squeezed her nipple.� She couldn�t agree more with Miss Melinda.� The surgeries had been painful, but she was quite pleased with the results:� Pure T and A.� Sandy read on.�

�If you want guys to feel really smart you�ll need to drop you IQ down to the low 80�s perfect for someone who dropped out of high school.� You will also want you lips to be even bigger.� With massive titties and a set of cocksuckers men will think of you as the most fun sex toy they have ever dreamed of fucking.�

Sandy giggled.� �Guys are, like, stoopied if they would rather fuck a toy then a pussy.� She thought, not quite understanding what she read.� She ran a finger around her thickening lips and couldn�t resist sucking on it for a second, or two, or three.� As her lips grew thicker they became more sensitive and sensual.� It also grew harder for her to talk clearly as her lips were obviously meant for something more important than talking.� As she sucked on her finger Sandy found it hard to think about what she was supposed to be doing.� �Oh yah, silly, finish the article then get back to your desk.�

With that in mind we should increase your libido even more, and shave your pussy to increase its sensitivity.� It would help your interest sex too if you got permanent nipple rings to keep your nipples stimulated.�

In Sassy�s nipples a pair of small chrome rings appeared.� These rings were welded shut so they couldn�t be removed.� The rings grew larger and larger until they were nearly three times as big as her nipples.� The effect on her nipples was predictable.� The constant tug of their weight kept her nipples rock hard, and when she walked the stimulation was practically tortuous.� Meanwhile the hair around her pussy got thinner and thinner until it disappeared.� The effect significantly increased the sensitivity of her pussy.� If that had been all that had happened it would have been hard for Sassy to keep her mind on anything other then sex, but with her libido kicked up to even higher levels she found herself in a constant state of arousal, always ready to have a cock play with her. Sassy finished reading the column.�

Lastly you need to wear outfits that display your body like the advertisement for sex that it is.� Keep in mind that sex is what makes you happiest, and seduction is what gets you sex.� Do all this and you will see that FRUSTRATED IN LA become FUCKING HAPPY IN LA.

Sassy folded up the paper and set it down on the desk.� She then wiggled her fat ass out of the tight chair and stood up.� �show off my body, sex makes me happy.� She thought, �That Miss Melinda is smart! Today I�m like going to, like, flirt with all the boys, and, giggle, get them to fuck me so much!� Then I won�t be lonely and unhappy no more.�� Sassy walked out of the executive office.�� On the way to her desk she passed the bathroom and walked in to adjust her clothes.� After reading the last passage her bra had merged into her blouse, and her neckline had dropped so low she almost couldn�t see it over the curvature of her breasts.�� Her panties had shrunk into a tiny G string buried deep between her ass cheeks and tight against her pussy.� Her skirt was so short that she found it easy to reach down and finger her pussy.� As she fingered her pussy she looked in the mirror and saw her already hard nipples get even harder, poking sexily through her blouse with those big rings hanging off them.� She took a deep breath, composed herself and walked out of the bathroom; her 6 inch heals clacking on the tiles.� As she walked to her desk anyone who saw her would have thought she was better dressed for dancing around a pole on a stage instead of being a receptionist for a major corporation.

Sassy sat at her desk ready to �greet� the employees as they walked in.� The first guy who walked in swiped his badge and opened the door.� On her computer an image of the guy appeared along with his name, ROBERT.�

�Good Morning Robert!� Sassy said with glee.� Robert looked up, turned red, and grunted something like �hello.�� He walked back into the office area, too shy to talk to Sassy but unable to peal his eyes away from her.� After a few more employees like Robert, Jonathan Woods swiped his badge.

�Good Morning Jonathan!� Sassy said.� Jonathan was the director of marketing, a smooth character who recognized an opportunity when he saw it.�

�Wow Sassy, you are looking HOT today.� He said

Sassy wanted to say something sexy and witty, but instead giggled out� �Teehee, Teeheeee, Thanks!�

Jonathan leaned against her desk and continued �what did you do differently today? Is it your hair? Did you curl it?�

Sassy felt like her tongue was swelling in her mouth and she couldn�t think of the words to say.� She managed to get out �Nope, it�s not that, giggle.�

�Well I�m sure I�ll figure it out.� Jonathan said, then he walked away back to the offices.�

Sassy felt mad at herself, she acted like a bumbling idiot.� And after the next few guys walked in and were unable to look her in the eye she felt like she would never get fucked.� Then the phone rang.

�Sassy, its Jonathan, can you come back to my office I need your help with something.�

Sassy walked to his office as fast as her heals would allow.� When she got there he got up from his desk walked behind her and shut the door.

�What can I do for you, Jonathan� she purred.

�Well,� he said as he approached her from behind wrapping his arms around her waist and grinding his pelvis into her ass, �I have this big penis that wants to be inside you.�

Again Sassy wanted to say something clever and sexy, but all she could manage was �Ohhhh!�

Jonathan reached up and started playing with her nipples.� She wanted to tell him how much she liked that but all she could manage to get out was a pleasurable moan. �UMMMMMMMM�

�You would like that wouldn�t you,� Jonathan said as he maneuvered her over to the desk.

�MUHUMMMM!� Sassy managed to get out.

Jonathan bent her slowly over the desk and helped her spread her legs.� He then slid the g-string away from her pussy and the next thing Sassy knew his cock was sliding into her.� As it did Sassy felt weak in the knees, and weak in the will.� She felt an overpowering affection for Jonathan�s cock and wanted to do anything she could to make it happy.� She wanted to tell him how much she loved him and wanted to please him, but couldn�t find the words.� She just moaned happily as he slid in and out of her.� Rainbows and butterflies danced across her mind until the fireworks came and chased them away.� Her orgasm felt epic and she shuddered as waves of pleasure rolled over her.� Her orgasm triggered Jonathan and soon she felt his cock twitch and shoot it�s load deep up inside her.�

�Wow,� he said, �You really wanted that didn�t you?�

Sassy stood up and composed herself.� �That was amazing, you are amazing. Any time you want to do that again let me know!�

Jonathan smiled and opened the door, life didn�t get much better than this.�������

Sassy slowly walked back to her desk, wiggling her ass and jiggling her tits as she went.� She felt so amazingly happy, Jonathan had wanted her.� He had even called her to his office.� She could feel the eyes of all the guys in the office on her, as she sashayed down the hall.� They all wanted her, wanted to be with her, to hold her and ultimately to fuck her.�� The thought of all those guys wanting her made her feel moist and giddy.�

�Hi, Sassy!� Brian said, sticking his head out of his cubicle into the hall.� Sassy jumped, surprised at the suddenness of Brian�s appearance and greeting.�

�Oh, ah hi�� Sassy responded not quite sure who Brian was.

A moment went by as Brian�s mind raced to come up with something witty to say that would impress the sexiest woman he had ever seen.� Finally he almost blurted out. �You look flushed, Sassy, could I get you a soda?�

Sassy blinked for a minute then gushed, �Gosh, that�s SOOO nice of you, I�d love a soda!� Sassy was beginning to notice the bulge in Brian�s pants, and unconsciously began to bite her lower lip.

� I think there is a soda machine in the break room. Come with me.� Brian said standing up and leading the way.�

�And a door.� thought Sassy.� She felt even giddier as she followed Brian into the break room. Closing the door, Sassy giggled to herself� �All this fucking is making me so FUCKING HAPPY!�

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