FIFTH FORM AT ST CAT'S
by Some Sort of Dog
Chapter 1:� Wake Up To Creative Juices
I sat up in bed and stretched like a cat. Then I scratched like a dog. I felt wide awake although none of the other girls was stirring, even with the sun already streaming through the dormitory window. These June mornings it was daylight by four am, and the dawn chorus from the trees over by the gymnasium never failed to wake me up. Four thirty-five, the trusty digital bedside alarm clock read.
No point trying to get back to sleep now. Funny how I seem to need less sleep than before. Before! That's how I thought of it, now. Before any of this had happened. Before breasts. I took a look down at my chest. Still there! So was the tingle that woke me up. It had been getting stronger the past few days.
Most girls of fourteen can remember easily enough when their breasts had first developed. But for me, and Smegs, still sound asleep across the central aisle, and Virginia, in the bed to the left, things had been different. In a big way!
I swung my legs over the edge of the bed and felt for my slippers. Shuffling down the corridor to the toilets I could remember the night Virginia's breasts had grown. Like it was only yesterday. One night! As if breasts could appear in one night! Especially whoppers like Gin's. Smegs's had grown for the second time the same night, as well, doubling in size. Moggie Anderson had a lot to answer for with her crazy get-rich-quick scheme.
Well, at least, Moggie would be keeping a low profile for a bit, after that episode.
I came out of the toilet cubicle and caught sight of my reflection in the mirror over the washbasins. 'Nothing wrong with that figure for a fourteen year old,' I thought. 'No good denying it, Shan, you're a tasty bit of kit all right.' Was that what Suggy had thought? Suggy. How was he getting on? It had been just after Christmas, when Smegs and I had suffered the first effects of the gas-leak in the school chemistry lab.
As a special treat, to help us both get better, my parents had invited Smegs over for the Christmas holiday, and that was when we both found our breasts getting bigger and bigger and bigger. I wonder what Suggy had really thought that night in the workshop, when he'd found my titties three times their previous size! It was a memory to shudder at. So I shuddered.
I'd been so horny! I was climbing up his leg like a bitch on heat as we went up the lane to the back of the workshop, then got into the warm, leathery luxury of that Jaguar. Then after I'd just about torn my clothes off and literally, literally thrust my steaming pubes in his face, he'd been and come in about three minutes. That was it. It! Not a virgin any more. Shan the Despoiled.
Still, when I pulled my shoulders back, like this... Even six months later, it still gave me a thrill to do that, and the sensation instantly spread like warm treacle flowing down from tingling nipples to moist pussy. 'Here we go, first one today' I thought and pressed myself forward against the cold shiny corner of the wash-basin.
And ten minutes later, on trembling legs, there I was, crawling back into bed. Five o'clock. Time for another couple of hours sleep. I even found myself taking a last dip into my still-wet pussy, then putting my fingers into my mouth one at a time, licking away the last traces of the juices. I stretched my legs beneath the cool sheets; feeling a toenail snagging gently on the smooth linen. The sheet rested on my toes, my knees, my crinkly fur (oooh), my pointy nipples (Oooh!). Utterly relaxed. Later, the tingling in the breasts would come back and wake me up again. Meanwhile, I could just drift away...
"Shit, it can't be seven already! Turn that sodding clock off, Shan," and a well-aimed pillow hit me squarely in the face as I surfaced. I'd been dreaming about Suggy. I'd been stark naked in my parents' front room, and he'd just gone down on his knees. Now I would never know whether he was going to swear his undying devotion or slurp on my aching moistness until my ears popped. I wasn't sure which I would have preferred. "Chuck my pillow back, you cow, before you come all over it," shouted Cindy, a little rudely, I thought. She must have noticed the expression on my face. Transparent, that's me. Shan the Transparent.
Smegs woke up, not a pretty sight, first thing in the morning. She's even taken to trying to sleep in a different position now her tits have got so vast. She tried it on her back, but every time she turned over, she couldn't stop and fell out of bed. She's now had some success in sleeping on her front. She gets into bed, and kneels down facing the pillow, with her bottom in the air. Then she just sort of keels over forwards. Her tits occupy all the space between her knees and her face. It seems to work. I suppose it's what you get used to.
It's a bit unnerving when the covers fall off her bed and there she is with her hairy rump sticking up like a cat squashed between two rocks, if you get the picture: but usually, when that happens, one of us quietly covers her up again.
Smegs turned belly-up and sat upright, scratching herself. I can't understand these girls, always scratching. Virginia does it a lot, too. I think they've got fleas or something. When I see them scratching, it sets me off. Like watching someone yawn.
Smegs had finished de-lousing under her arms and had moved around under her tits, where it was difficult for me to see what was going on. Anything could be hiding under there. It was difficult for me to see, and impossible for her. She even needed help to get her skirt on, these days. It wasn't so much a question of not being able to see beneath her tits, she couldn't reach round them either!
Virginia peered out from under the covers. She looked warm and cosy under there. She'd probably got four fingers inside herself, the randy bitch. Honestly, ever since these girls got big, they've become altogether too hedonistic for my liking.
Ah well, time to get this show on the road. Only three more weeks and it's holiday time!
Floosie Williams was in a good mood. Maybe she had it last night, although she must be thirty-five now, so she's well past it, I suppose. She was wandering up and down as she talked, looking out of the windows and making little jokes. I suppose they were jokes. Maybe they were what's called adult humour. Didn't make a lot of sense, anyway.
Then she got to the important bit. "Summer holidays is coming up, and I suppose you're all ready for it." Somewhere at the back of the class, a girl snickered, a wet, snorting sound that turned into a cough. A curiously lewd sound. Floosie ignored it.
"One of the problems with summer holidays is boredom. You should never be bored, girls. Life is too precious to be frittered away. There is no place for mooning around..."
I thought I knew what mooning was, I'd seen some boys doing it out of the back window of a van last year, until Daddy turned off and went home a different way. I hope Floosie didn't mean that, although it didn't seem very likely.
"...so with that in mind, the authorities are allowing you to perform some school work during the holiday period." A howl of outrage rose up, and great was the noise thereof. But Floosie did forthwith quell it, saying, "Nay, verily I say unto thee..." Well, no, she didn't actually. She said she was going to split us up into groups of four or five who lived near enough to each other to work together on a couple of weekends. That was all. We would bring the projects back at the beginning of next term.
It was a thrilling and exciting prospect, filled with vision and far-sightedness. We hated the idea.
But, being schoolgirls, we're totally brainwashed. Looking around, I could see that every girl in the class was also looking around, and what we were all looking around for were others we could team up with for our project work! Sheep, the lot of us. Lemmings.
I chose Smegs, of course, and Virginia! That made three of us. The twins would make five.
We could sort out the domestic arrangements later, but what the heck, I had already asked my two friends over for part of the hols anyway, and the twins only lived thirty miles away. I looked at them. They'd all had the same idea. Meanwhile, Floosie hadn't finished.
"What about the nature of these projects, I hear you asking?" She'd heard nothing of the sort, but now she came to mention it; what about the nature of these projects, indeed, I heard myself think.
We're all going to make a film. Actually a video production. Each group will be given a subject, and a camcorder will be made available, together with a supply of tape. You will write, plan and script your productions in a professional manner, and shoot the film. On your return, each group will have access for two days to the editing suite in the Audio-Visual Aids Department." She opened a folder briskly.
"Now! The titles of the projects are deliberately quite loosely couched." 'Quite what?' I thought. "They are worded in such a way as to allow you plenty of scope for freedom of interpretation. For that reason, I will not offer you a choice of subject, I intend to hand each group a project title, and you will work from that. No further constraints will be placed on you! Now, five minutes, and form yourselves into your groups!"
So we did, and Floosie came round with her folder, and amid a lot of drama, handed out four sealed envelopes, one to each group. It was like an awards ceremony. Then she told us to open our envelopes. Bedlam broke out. The whole class was talking at once. Floosie just calmly waited for silence, a little smile on her face. She must've had it last night.
"Here you are, Megan, Virginia, Cindy, Melanie and Chauntaille". On our card it just said:
Women's Fashion
Floosie gathered up her bits and pieces and stuffed them back in her folder. "We have only two more formal periods over the next three weeks to prepare for these projects. Let's get together and do all the planning before we break up for Summer. Any help you need, you have only to ask. Use all your free study time. Then when the holidays come, you can really get those creative juices flowing!"
Sometimes Floosie has a real way with words.
Chapter 2:� Just Gratuitous Smut
"Have you seen this?" Smegs rummaged in her pocket and handed me a sheet of computer printed paper. "I found it on the Net last night."
Smegs has been getting into this Net thing. Down in the Audio-Visual Aids Department, she'd discovered the computer, much less in demand than the machines in the Information Technology Department, so she could spend all day on it if she liked. So she did. When she wasn't working on the treatment and the draft script for 'Women's Fashion', she was browsing, or surfing, whatever the word is. One morning when I caught her at it, she went red and said she was looking for examples of fashions in women's underwear.
I scanned her bit of paper. "Found it on alt.sex.breast last night," she grinned. It was a piece, just a few paragraphs, mentioning that someone had read in a newspaper that the record for the world's largest breasts 'was now held by � wait for it � a 12-year-old Chinese girl!' Ten kilograms each, it said they were.
I don't know how she finds that stuff. You can't get alt.sex on the school's computers. They say it would corrupt our minds. Smegs must have spent some time finding another way to read the more interesting newsgroups. I found myself wishing there had been a picture of the Chinese girl. I wasn't the only one. So did some other correspondents, I saw, reading further.
"That's even bigger than me," Smegs said. "Mine are only about fifteen pounds each! Hers are half as big again. Imagine that lot arriving in your bra, then!"
"It's nice to know we're not the only ones, anyway," I told her. "It said they only took a short while to grow. Still, I bet it wasn't overnight! Only twelve, though. Shit! Imagine!"
"And Chinese, too, they're all tiny, like the woman in the fish'n chip-shop. She must've had a whiff of Moggie's tit-gas."
"Who, the woman in the fish'n chip-shop?" Had I been missing something or was that one of Smegs's non-sequiturs? They always sound to me like those things you don't use for pruning roses.
"No, the girl with the tits."
"She must have had something."
We were silent for a while after that, walking around the playing field. Even Smegsy had slowed down from her usual 50 mph lope. I was able to keep up with her without breaking into a trot, which was good news in the bra department.
"It might mean we could get even bigger!" Smegs said at last. I looked at her.
"No, it doesn't. What happens to little Too-Hung-Lo is nothing to do with us at all."
"You mean, you haven't felt the tingle lately?"
Oh, dear! Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear! So now we were coming to the point of all this stuff about Chinese girls. "Ah, so!" I said, then realised, too late, that I had sounded unintentionally Oriental, and Smegs had looked at me sharply. "You've felt it too, then?"
"Yes! And so has Gin!"
There was nothing more that needed saying.
Let me try to describe our breasts, for the benefit of those readers who haven't had the pleasure. Althought we're all big from the same cause, we're all different. Mine are easily the smallest, because I only had the original dose. They're very heavy, and dangle down a long way, although they're still ever so full. My nipples are really embarrassing, they're so huge!
Virginia had nothing at all up top before she had the dose of over-strength gas that Moggie gave her. She got huge all in one go, and then, on top of that, nature seemed to realise she ought to be a growing girl at her age, and she's grown slowly but surely ever since.
Smegs first grew at the same time as me, although she was always bigger, to go with her height. Then when she got a whiff of Moggie's super-gas while we were dosing Virginia, she suddenly got even bigger on the same night Gin did. She got bloody enormous!
Look, all this has nothing to do with the story. It's what you might call gratuitous detail. If you don't like gratuitous detail, you can feel free to delete it. And if you don't like gratuitous detail, why are you reading it again, then? There are even some people who think I talk about our breasts all the time, and never mention our other parts. Well, I do, so there. I could say more about them, but that would be even more gratuitous.
But tits or no tits, life goes on. We weren't making a great deal of progress with the film script, although Smegs had printed out a number of quite interesting pictures, some of which were more or less relevant to the project. We spent several minutes viewing them before I suggested calling the meeting to order.
The whole group had gathered in a corner of the Fourth Form Common Room to compare notes and make the final plans for the shooting during the holiday. With my suggestion that we get this show on the road and stop leching over Smegs's downloaded binaries, we made an important discovery. Nobody was in charge.
We hadn't even decided who was going to do what. As I told them, "We haven't got a producer, a camera operator, a lighting camera-person, a director, a production assistant, a grip, a gaffer, a best b...."
"Oh, belt up!" requested one of the twins, I wasn't sure which. We were getting nowhere fast. It was Virginia who took charge, to everyone's surprise.
"Look, I'm the new girl, I haven't been at Cat's five minutes, but if I may make a suggestion ...?"
"Yes, I think you can," said Melanie, reasonably. She's good like that, sometimes.
"Thank you," said Virginia gratefully. "We need all those people that Shan mentioned, but there are only five of us, so we're going to have to double up and do each other's jobs. But we do need to have an idea of who's going to be responsible for different things." God, little Gin was making me feel ashamed. How could I be such a child, I thought. She's so grown-up! I looked round at the others. They obviously felt the same.
"So who's going to be in charge?" said Cindy aggressively.
"I am," said Virginia, quite simply, and Cindy said no more. And Gin went on, ticking names off on her piece of paper, Camera and lighting, the twins; Production Assistant, Smegs; Continuity, Shan, "and Boss, me," she ended with becoming modesty. How like Gin to put herself last.
And The Boss kicked some ass, or 'arse', as I prefer to call it, being a well-brought-up girl. At the end of the session, we all had a clear idea of our duties, we all felt confident about the task ahead, we were all looking forward to the holiday, and all we needed was a story-line for the movie.
We might still have been stuck for inspiration six weeks later if Floosie hadn't come in at that very moment.
"Ah, girls!" she bubbled, "all ready for the big day? I've got some exciting news which may affect your plans." We looked up expectantly. Had she come in with a ready-written film-script sent to her that very morning by a well-known writer who just happened to have a few minutes spare time on his hands? Or what? It turned out to be 'what'.
"We have a New Girl starting in the next school year, when you get back here in September." The way she said it, you could tell Floosie was looking forward to the end of the holidays as the high spot of her year. "The New Girl's name is Naomi."
Floosie really did say 'New Girl', not 'new girl'. But Naomi? Nobody's called Naomi, surely? Naomi What, I wondered.
"Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington," read Floosie carefully, consulting her notes. She liked to be precise when discussing the aristocracy. "Now," she hurried on, "Naomi will, as I say, join us in September, but I suggested, and her parents agree, it would help Naomi more fully to integrate herself with her classmates if she were to join in with a group project this summer." Never one to knowingly split an infinitve, our Floosie.
"And since Naomi indicated in her interview that she hopes to become a model; I felt, and the head teacher agrees, that your group would be made to measure for her, as it were." She smirked at her little joke. "Do you agree?"
We agreed. Everyone agrees with Flooze.
A few days later, we split up at the station. "See you next week, Gin!"
"Give us a call, and we'll meet you at the station," I told the twins. "Don't forget to bring the camera!" Smegs was coming with me, and staying for the whole holiday while her aunt entertained men at home.
Virginia was still The Boss. "Are you sure Naomi Hyphen-Hyphen knows how to find your place," she asked me for the umpteenth time. I hoped Gin wasn't going to become tiresome along with her position of authority.
"We sent her parents instructions and a map. She's coming by train and she'll get a taxi up from the station. She'll be all right, she's going to be a model. Street-wise, cool, self-possessed..."
"I hope you're right," said Gin, and gave me and Smegs a little kiss on the cheek. A kiss from The Boss. Things were looking up. "See ya Monday, okay?" and she sounded just like the old Virginia for a moment.
"Yeah. Lord, Dismiss Us With Thy Blessing, all right?"
"Right!"
"Yoy, I thought we'd never get away," Smegs sighed as she sank back in the seat. The train gave a hoot and eased forward in a cloud of smoke.
"Thought we weren't going to make it. It'll be all right, the film. It will only take a couple of weeks, and the rest of the holiday we'll be free to do as we like. Maybe Mother and Dad will take us to the seaside for a bit."
"A bit of what, Shan, darling? You'll be able to get that from Suggy, won't you?"
"Oh har, har!" I wished she hadn't brought up the subject of Suggy, just when I happened to be thinking about him. I looked out of the open window at the cows and hedges trundling past. A car had come to a halt at a level crossing to let the train through. The driver was talking on his mobile phone It made me feel important.
Also, by craning my neck to watch the car until it was out of sight, I could hide my red face from Smegs.
"Wotcha gone red for, Shan?" My bestest friend, Smegs. Real sensitive. There was at least a minute's silence. "He'll still be there, if you want him," she said.
Why do I always have to cry when people say things like that? This time, the silence was even longer, and when I finally looked back in from the window, everything I looked at seemed to be spinning round. Motion sickness. Or lovesickness?
Smegs reached across and touched my hand, and I looked down at the little table-top between us. "Here, have a fruit gum," she said, and our pact was sealed.
Ten miles and five fruit gums further on, Smegs said, "what about this Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington, then?"
"You do remember her full name, then? You always called her Hyphen-Hyphen."
" Hyphen-Hyphen-Hyphen," Smegs corrected me. "No, I suppose she'll be okay, although she sounds so English, so County!"
"Well, old Sally Trumpington said her Daddy had never heard of the Greene-Hunter-Wellington family, and he's about as far-back as you can get while still having an actual lower jaw."
"You don't think she's an impostor, do you," Smegs sounded suitably shocked. "Quel scandal!"
"Whatever she is, if she's going to be a model, it fits our script perfectly. A Day In The Life Of A Fashion Model. Can you imagine trying to do that with one of us in the title role?"
"Well, your bust isn't too large," Smegs said, considerately. "Yet!"
"Not too large at 32-E?" and I took a deep breath. Smegs grinned.
"Well, you couldn't use me, anyway, not by any stretch of the imagination, not with these!"
"Talking of these, did you remember Plan 'B'?"
Smegs giggled. "Sure did, kid! Your friend Baps is going to love you for ever after Plan B!"
"How much did you bring?"
"Enough for Baps, and about half a dozen others, just in case. You don't fancy a bit more yourself?"
"32-E will do me quite nicely, thanks." It would be enough for Suggy, too. "Anyway, as you say, there's always the risk we're still growing. We might be going to end up looking like that Chinese schoolgirl!" Funny. I thought I would have forgotten about her. Strange how some things stick in the mind.
"Well, okay. We might meet another deserving case." The train rattled on, then started slowing for our stop. "How about your mother?"
"No! Smegs, just you dare! You are absolutely not going to enlarge my mother!"
Chapter 3:� Meanwhile, Who's Minding The Store
The sun had dipped below the rooftops of St Cat's as Moggie Anderson parked her Metro with its specially adapted small steering wheel in the deserted staff car park. She had informed the head teacher that she would be staying on in her rooms for a few days to prepare some project work for the next term, and the head teacher had been impressed with Miss Anderson's dedication.
She'd had some doubts about the chemistry teacher earlier in the year, when she had suffered that most unusual surge of development, and had started running around in tight blouses and embarrassingly short skirts. Fortunately, she'd moderated her outrageous behaviour, at about the same time that old Crawshanks had had a heart attack.
The caretaker was out of hospital now, and back at work on light duties, the heavier work now being carried out by Martyn, the assistant. No doubt Martyn would be looking for a pay rise out of this. 'Obsessed with money, these menials,' the head teacher said to herself as she slid behind the wheel of her BMW 535i and sped down the long driveway to meet her lover for a weekend of relaxation in a most discreet hotel with lawns running down to the banks of the Thames.
Moggie watched the tail-lights disappear round the bend then opened the car door and lifted a heavy package out after her. Cursing, she lugged the package � the corner of it bumping painfully against her leg at every step � in through the doors to the science block and along the corridor to the lab. She was panting when she set it down on the bench, and stood there recovering her breath, her spectacular bust heaving the way only spectacular busts can.
She opened a drawer and searched for a sharp knife. Cutting the string, and slitting the brown plastic tape which secured the package, she opened the lid, and took out one of a dozen aerosol cans with bright red caps. She read the laser-printed label, ANDERSON it said in large letters. Beneath that: do NOT use on children, animals or without qualified supervision. Keep away from food and working surfaces where food may be prepared. DANGER! A skull and crossbones symbol hammered home the point.
Moggie grinned. It had cost her several hundred pounds to find a manufacturer who would pack into aerosol cans a small sample of the chemical she had provided, with no questions asked. She wanted to try it out, but knew there would be little point, because the formula took days to work. Anyway, it did work, she had tested it thoroughly both on live human subjects and on rats. True, she had one or two nagging doubts about the strength of the formula, and occasionally it seemed to have more effect on one subject than another, but you can't have everything. She could always perfect the formula before releasing it for sale.
Then she would be rich! Just like that. Women would flock to her to have their breasts enlarged nature's way, without painful and dangerous surgery, injections or implants. She could almost see the advertising blurb now. She put the can back in the box, then took it out again and took it over to the rat cages. One little spray, she thought, just for testing purposes, and she selected her lucky victim and pressed the button.
It came out with the force of a fire-extinguisher, enveloping the startled rat in a cloud of vapour. "Bloody Hell," she exclaimed, and sneezed several times. "I think they overdid the propellant." She dropped the can on the bench, reminding herself to be careful when she used it next time, then she resealed the package and put it into a cupboard, which she locked.
Martyn had seen Moggie's car in the car park, and his heart began to thump faster. He knew she was due to be around the school for a few days. Recently, he had fallen into the habit of following the busty teacher about the school, keeping his distance, but maintaining an eye on her. He was obsessed with large breasts, and now that the school holidays had started and the girls had gone, especially those whoppers in the Fourth Form, Martyn had decided to make his big move.
Crawshanks had gone home early, complaining of a stiff neck, so Martyn was unable to believe his luck when he saw that Miss Anderson had just returned to the school. He'd thought when she drove off earlier that she'd be gone for the rest of the evening. 'What was in that box,' he wondered as Moggie struggled into the lab block.
By fetching his window-cleaning ladder and propping it against the window-ledge, he was in time to see Moggie reading the label on the aerosol can. Then she went and squirted it at the rat. 'Must be rat-poison,' he thought. Then Moggie had locked the rest of the cans away. Seconds later, she went out of the lab and turned left.
Martyn was only just in time to avoid being spotted as Moggie came around the corner of the lab. He slid off his ladder and ducked down behind the retaining wall between the lab building and the footpath as the teacher hurried by. She was rubbing her eyes with a handkerchief and didn't seem to notice him. She coughed a few times. 'Daft time to catch a cold,' thought Martyn, 'start of the holidays.'
The Metro started up and reversed quickly, almost colliding with the wall. Then it shot out of the car park and up the driveway. 'Shit,' thought Martyn, 'foiled again,' and he took out his keys and headed into the lab block to lock everything up for the night.
"That'll come in handy," he said aloud, standing in the chemistry lab and picking up the can with the red top. He tried to read the label, but his attention wandered after a few seconds, and he slipped the can into the pocket of his dust-coat. Then on an impulse, he crossed the room to the rat-cages where the patient was still snuffling about, recovering from her recent treatment. "Still alive, yer bugger?" said Martyn, and took out his can. The rat got another dose, about ten seconds, this time. Of course, she was getting used to it by then.
Moggie had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something as she drove into the town, but couldn't remember what it was, and dismissed the thought from her mind. She continued as far as the outskirts of the town, then turned off up a steep and unfamiliar street, looking for a house number. There it was! She carried on another thirty yards and stopped. Then she got out, locked the car, and walked back to number 69 Aspinall Street and rang the bell.
Old Crawshanks opened the door, then looked round furtively and quickly ushered her inside.
Martyn had finished the locking up. He sauntered back to his hutch by the main gate and hung up the keys. All this excitement and fresh air made you hungry. He opened the cupboard and took out his sandwiches, just in time to see a mouse scuttle away into a corner.
"You little bastard," he yelled, "them's my sarnies. Come back here!" the mouse wisely declined. "Tigger! Tigger? Where are you, you little shit. S'your job to catch they buggers, not sit around feedin' yer face on me soddin' milk all day!" There was no reply from the cat, either.
That was when Martyn remembered his can of rat poison. "Knew it would come in handy," he grunted, taking the lid off the can and spraying it liberally into the cupboard, then gave it a few more squirts over his sandwiches to be on the safe side. They tasted a bit strange afterwards, but he put it down to the hot weather.
Ten minutes later, he was asleep in front of the television.
Crawshanks's performance hadn't dimmed since his recent illness. If anything, he was a new man. And he lasted for ages. Moggie hadn't had too many men in her life. In fact, until her breasts arrived, she'd had none at all. Not one.
Since then, Crawshanks had filled the yawning gap in her experience, and filled it a surprising number of times. Unfortunately, he had had a nasty shock on the night those three tarts from the Fourth had broken into her office. At least, she assumed, Crawshanks had surprised the girls and frightened them off, because nothing had been taken from her desk. Her notebook was still there and intact, so she still had all her data on the preparation of the Tit-gas formula. Now her thoroughness in taking copious notes was paying off. Her scientific training. Her ...
Crawshanks was ready for her again. She rolled on to her side with her back to him, and raised one leg slightly. Strange sensation in her boobs, she thought, feeling his hand slide around her body to cup the swollen orb. Very strange sensation!
The sunlight awoke Martyn. "Where the ...?" he sat up in the armchair. The television was showing an early morning news programme. "What...?" and Martyn peered at the clock. Six thirty in the morning? What was going on?
The newscaster appeared on the screen. She began to read the news headlines. 'Funny,' Martyn thought, 'she's quite tasty. I could give her a good seeing to, no trouble. Wonder why I never noticed her before?' His thoughts were interrupted by the realisation that there was something crawling up his trouser leg. "Rat! You dirty rat!" he yelled in warning to anyone who might be listening, and grabbed for the rat poison can.
That was when Martyn realised that he didn't have a rat up his trouser leg, he had a raging hard-on. Evidently, the newscaster was having some effect on him. He clutched at his groin, and a startling and wonderful fact made itself known to him. Carefully Martyn stood up, with some difficulty. He loosened the belt of his jeans, and pulled them down, again with some difficulty.
"That ain't mine!" he marvelled, with some certainty. It might not have been, but it was certainly attached to him. After a brief inspection, he gave the equipment a trial run. It seemed to work just fine, once he discovered the knack of using both hands. Martyn took a deep breath. This was a wonderful morning!
He moved, carrying all before him, to the full length mirror. "Here's looking at you, kid!" he said, lost in admiration. "Just wait until September, when the girls come back. That big-titted bunch in the Fifth Form. I'll be the one who services the whole lot of them with this!
The newscaster said 'Goodbye for now, everyone!' and Martyn incontinently came in a pretty comprehensive manner, all over the table, the chair, the television screen and the remains of last night's sandwiches.
The sunlight awoke Moggie. She attempted to roll on to her back, but something stopped her. Crawshanks was still in there, somewhere. "Gerroff," she hissed at him, I need to go to the loo!" Crawshanks made no comment. Asleep on the job, the old bastard, and she thrust her elbow into his inert body.
He still didn't move, and Moggie, bursting for a pee, slid herself off his member with a wet-sounding 'splotch' and one of those unmentionable farting sounds she would prefer not to happen. She lowered a foot to the floor, then the other, and stood up. Immediately, she found herself trotting briskly across the floor to the bathroom.
It was the direction she wanted to go anyway, but her brain hadn't yet issued the order to her legs. 'Funny, is this floor sloping?' she thought, as she scampered through the bathroom door and came to a halt clinging on to the wash basin. Then she peered into the mirror. "OMICHRIST!" she shrieked, and closed her eyes. Slowly, she opened them again. The image in the mirror was still there. She looked down at her chest and her worst fears were confirmed.
Her breasts now protruded so far they almost touched the mirror itself. Until last night, they had sat comfortably, if rather heavily, on her rib-cage, with their lower edges around her navel. Now, as far as she could tell, her navel was a distant memory. These vast tits she was staring at reached down to the top of her pubic hair. Stunned, she turned round, nearly blundering off-balance into the wall, and holding on to the door for support, walked carefully back to the bedroom to confront Crawshanks. 'The shock's going to kill him!' she thought.
It was too late for that.
At least, the old bugger had died happy.
Chapter 4:� All Girls Together
Dad was waiting at the station for us, and he helped with our bags. One minor problem was that we'd forgotten that the last time he'd seen Smegs was at the end of the Christmas holidays. And she'd grown a bit since then! His eyes were like saucers as he caught sight of her titties when we walked out of the station.
"Hi, darling! Hi Megan! You're looking very fit!"
"It's lovely to see you again, Mr Gruntworthy!" and Smegs gave him a wet-sounding peck on the cheek, which brought about five acres of her breast into contact with Dad's arm. He immediately wrapped one arm around her waist, and the other one around mine. Smegs leaned against him. If she was going to go on like this, I was going to have to have her sent home.
"Are we all ready for the other girls on Monday, Dad?
"As ready as we'll ever be. How many was it again?"
He hadn't heard about Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington yet. "It was us, plus the twins, and Virginia. There's one more, now, Naomi."
"Well, that settles it. At first, we thought we'd have a problem fitting three others into one spare room. Now you're bringing another, we'll have to put two in one room and two in the little bedroom in the attic. That'll be better than slumming it all together. It should be okay if they're little ones!"
I shuddered. Whatever else they were, none of the girls was little, although we'd not yet seen Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington. But if she was going to be a model, she'd almost certainly be nineteen feet tall. "They'll manage," I said, wishing I believed it myself.
The next day was Friday, and the local schools had broken up for the Summer. Up with the lark, we were, and down to the village, passing Baps's house on the way. Her mother was in the garden, hanging out the washing. "Hiya, girls," she shouted, "looking for my little slut, are you?"
'Well, that's a nice way to speak of your own flesh and blood,' I thought, and even Smegs was blushing.
"She's off down the village, probably fixing herself up with a bloke for tonight. You should catch her. Don't tell her what I said." I suppose that's what passes for a sense of humour in our village.
We wandered on down the road, and bumped into Baps carrying a shopping bag. We all hugged each other, and Baps nearly fainted when she saw and felt Smegs's boobs against her own. "Bloody shit, Smegs, you're bigger than ever. What happened?"
"It's a long story, have you got a couple of hours?"
"I've got forever. Come on, if you're free, let's go round the shop together. We can talk!"
And we did. Baps already knew about my breasts getting bigger at Christmas. We hadn't told her Smegs's had done it as well, so she thought Smegs had always been like that. Now, though, when we said that Smegs's had grown very quickly, too, she went quiet, and looked at her in admiration.
"I wouldn't mind if mine did that!" she said, and I could tell she meant it. I looked at Smegs, and she looked back at me, and winked.
We wandered around the crammed shelves of the local supermarket, while Baps filled a trolley with dog food and beans and bread and butter and cheese. "How are you going to carry that lot?" Smegs asked her.
"We just grab it and pay for it and he delivers it this afternoon in his van."
"Great. It's all right living in the country. I wouldn't mind living here all the time."
"No, thanks. There's enough competition round here, without you and your boobs muscling in as well," Baps laughed. She was quiet for a bit, then asked me casually, "have you heard from Suggy yet?" Too casual by half. My stomach turned over.
"No, how's he doing?"
"How do you think? He took it hard, Shan! Well, he would, wouldn't he? He gets off with a lovely girl, well-educated, nice accent, great parents, tremendous figure, and then she dumps him without a word and goes back to boarding school. Without a word!" she repeated ominously.
I'd let him down. I knew that, and I had been too chicken to come out with it and tell him. But I'd let Baps down, too. She was the one who'd promised Suggy that I wouldn't mess him about, I was her best friend, he could trust me. Now he wouldn't even trust Baps, the most trustworthy girl I knew in the world.
I caught Smegs looking at me, and had to look at something else. I found myself studying a display of sanitary towels.
"Looking for inspiration, Shan, baby, or just trying to remember if you're late?" Good old Smegs, still one of the best.
We finished Baps's mother's shopping. "Let's grab a coffee or a Coke, I'm spitting feathers!" Baps said. There was a little cafe on the shady side of the village street, and it was nearly empty.
"Now then," said Baps, as soon as we had our drinks. I could tell she had something on her mind. Showdown time. "Suggy."
"Suggy," I said.
"Remember him? Nice boy. He fell in love with you, and you fucked him in the back of old whatsname's Jag..."
"...Baps! Not so loud, the whole village will hear..."
"...the whole shitting village knows, Shan! It's common knowledge. I bet Rawlings had the back seat out of his car trying to find your soggy knickers. He would have needed to take it out anyway, to clean all your juice off it." She wasn't smiling.
I'd never seen Baps so mad. I knew she wasn't the girl to get on the wrong side of, but it had never happened to me before. I was choking over my Diet Coke, and I could feel the tears prickling in my eyes. I looked at Smegs for support, but she was studying the menu on the wall. Memorising it for a test later in the week.
"Well. So what are you going to do?" That was the question.
"Ring him up? Ask him if he wants to come out with me?"
Baps shook her head. "Wronggg, that's just what you're not going to do. He's going out with me first!"
"With you? I ... I didn't know you ..."
"We're not, but I'm going to show Suggy what a real girl is. Oh, and yes. I deliberately waited till you came home!" And she slammed some money on the counter and walked out. The door swung closed behind her, and the little doorbell tinkled senselessly.
I even tried Suggy's number as soon we got home, but he was at work, of course. I'd forgotten.
Smegs was no help at all. What sort of friend was it who sat and let her best friend put up with the sort of stuff I had from Baps? And what sort of bestest friend was Baps, giving me all that grief in front of my other best friend?
I was so miserable, I just lay down on my bed and cried. Smegs left me to it and went out. What a start to the holidays!
It was nearly dark in the bedroom when I sat up. I must have cried myself to sleep. No sign of Smegs. There was a glass of milk on my bedside table, so Mother must have been in at some time. I took a sip, then realised I was thirsty, and drained the lot. My tits ached where I'd been lying in an uncomfortable position for so long. Or was it more than that? It was that horrible nagging, tingling, throbbing ache that had been coming and going so much lately. Just like at Christmas.
All I needed now was for this feeling to go on right through the holidays. Or even through the next couple of weeks with all the girls coming to stay, and the video and everything. And Smegs, she'd deserted me. Was she coming back? And Baps was mad as well. I hadn't got a friend left in the world. I was a prisoner in my own bedroom with no-one I could turn to.
There was laughing coming from downstairs. What right did they have to be happy, sitting there watching television, laughing at some stupid sit-com while I was up here crying my eyes out. I got my hankie out again as I felt the tears starting. "Oh, shit! Shit, shit, SHIT!" And the door opened. Smegs came in.
"All right, puss?" she said softly. "Ah, no, I can see you're not. I brought you some milk earlier ... ah, you found it." She sat on the edge of the bed, and said nothing for ages. Finally, she said, "Come on..." and held out her arms to me, and I curled up against her big, warm breasts and felt her hug me close. It was that secure feeling I got ... used to get with Suggy. She rocked from side to side, and I put my head on her shoulder.
It must have been half an hour later when the phone rang. Smegs disentangled herself and picked it up, as a shout of 'for you, darling', drifted up the stairs.
"Hello? No, it's me, Megan. Great, yeah. She's here, yeah. No, a bit miserable, we've just been cheering each other up, or trying to..." She grinned at me. Cheering each other up! "Course, what's the time now? Okay, just for a short while, though, right? Yeah, half an hour. See you then!"
She banged the phone down and yanked me off the bed. "Come on! Bathroom, wash your face, brush your teeth, we're going out for a while." There was no time to protest, even to ask who it had been on the other end of the phone, she was hustling me around, prodding me into the bathroom. When I came out, she had changed, and my jeans and peach sweater were on my bed. "Chilly out, tonight, put these on..."
Ten minutes later, on the village green, there we all were, half a dozen of us perched on the kids swings. Smegs and me, a couple of boys, one of them Adrian who had been with Smegs the night I'd ... that night. And Baps. And Suggy.
That was it, really. Nothing happened. We just sat and talked. Baps was lovely to me, as if the row earlier on had never happened. And I said 'Hi, Jeremy' to Suggy, and he said 'Hi, Shan' to me, and later we sat on opposite sides of the roundabout as it spun round and round, just looking at each other, while Baps gave it a push now and then to keep it going, while she carried on her animated conversation with Smegs and the boys.
There must be worse ways to spend an evening.
Chapter 5:� The Fugitive
On that same Friday morning, Moggie had fled without being discovered. Somehow, she had struggled behind the wheel of her Metro and zigzagged back down the road to St Cat's, where she let herself into her room and made herself a strong cup of coffee. Then she sat and thought for a while, the discipline of her scientific training coming to her aid as she made copious notes in her little book.
By the time they'd noticed her disappearance and found old Crawshanks's body (still with an erection, she had observed), and put two and two together, she'd be well away. Out of the country. Florida! Her US visa was safely in her passport, in her briefcase. She'd take the aerosols with her, and the formula, and make a fresh start. There was always a demand for big tits in Florida.
Meanwhile, she had to lie low for a few days, say a week or so. Watching the news on telly, see if they found anything. She hurried to the lab and unlocked the cupboard, dragged out the package of aerosols and placed it, after a brief struggle, on the bench. The other spray-can she couldn't find anywhere. "It's got to be here, somewhere. What did I do? I went to the rats..."
She retraced her steps to the rat-cage where she had sprayed the rat the night before. Her breasts arrived at the cage about thirty seconds before the rest of her. "Hello, Amanda!" she called to the rat, then gasped, "not you as well!" The rat appeared to have been crossed with a pedigree dairy cow.
Oddly, in the next cage, a male rat, Eric, was climbing the bars, trying to get at Amanda. Eric had obviously got a serious case of the hots. A tit-rat.
Again, she searched for the can, even looking in places she knew she had looked only minutes before. "This is ridiculous," she said out loud, when something, some movement, drew her attention to the window and she gave a shriek. Martyn, startled, fell off his ladder and landed on the hard ground. As far as he was concerned, the good news was that his massive erection broke his fall. The bad news was far, far worse.
Pity about the girls in the Fifth Form. At least, he thought finally, I died happy.
Moggie headed West. She forced herself to drive at a steady rate so as not to attract attention, although her instinct was to put as many miles as she could between herself and the various dead bodies littering the world around St Cat's.
The siren and the flashing blue light startled her, and it was several seconds before she pulled over to the side of the road.
"Good morning, Miss! Having a little trouble, were we?"
"Sorry, officer? Trouble? No, I don't think so..."
"We have followed your car at a speed of nineteen miles per hour for three miles. We wondered if you were in need of some assistance. Since we've stopped, we wonder if you would mind opening the back of the car, Miss?"
It was like a nightmare. Moggie released her seatbelt. Didn't the bloody copper know how difficult it was driving with tits that nearly rested on the dashboard. She heaved herself out of the car.
"Bloody Hell, Miss, you've got some tits and no mistake," said the constable before realising his place. He cleared his throat. "Sorry Miss, I dunno what come over me then!"
"Probably these, Constable," smiled Moggie, taking a huge breath which thrust her breasts out so far the constable took three paces backwards and began to reach for his radio. "I'm sorry for startling you. I was driving slowly so as not to start the milk flowing. My hubby's looking after baby at home and I'm going to give him his dinner. We're having lamb chops, new potatoes and fresh garden peas. And fresh mint sauce, of course. Baby's having milk. Lots of milk!" she placed a hand on the side of her breast and set the whole thing wobbling like an outsized blancmange.
The policeman stood transfixed. "Allow me to escort you, madam," he said, upgrading Moggie's marital status instantly. 'Wait till I tell the boys in the canteen about this little lot,' he thought.
"That won't be necessary, officer," cooed Moggie, smoothly, "I turn off the main road just down here, then it's only ten minutes further on. But thanks, anyway. I will make a note of your number and ask for you personally next time I'm in trouble!"
"Well, thank you, Madam." As she drove off, the constable belatedly called Operations and checked out the number of the Metro, which, somewhat surprisingly, was registered to one Miss Mildred Anderson, of St Catherine's High School for Girls. It had not been reported stolen.
'Good job it's lunchtime,' he thought, 'or I'd have had to give chase. I'll get back and tell the lads about this one.' He began to rehearse the hand motions necessary to describe Moggie's mammoth knockers to his colleagues. 'Better call in at St Catherine's tomorrow,' he thought, 'and see if she's at home. Nice little drive, thirty miles, should fill in the morning nicely. Mildred, unusual name. I bet those bastards won't believe me.
Moggie somehow got away from the scene without driving into the first available ditch. She turned off the direct route a few times to throw off any pursuers, but always heading generally the right way, relying on her sense of direction. Before long, she had no idea where in the world she was.
"I'd better stop and ask for directions," she thought, "before I get really lost." She was coming into a village, approached by way of a long hill that seemed to be burrowing down into the very bowels of the earth.
She put the brakes on gently, but the car didn't slow down. If anything, it seemed to be going faster! She pressed harder on the pedal. This time the car slowed a little, but swerved violently into the centre of the road. She released the brakes and straightened out. She tried the brake again, and this time, the car almost stood on its nose in the middle of the road. Again, she eased her foot off the brake then back on again. There was a bit more response now as the car slowed, but still it swerved dangerously each time she pressed the pedal harder.
Moggie managed to change down into second gear, and gradually the little car became the docile creature it always had been. She was sweating with the fear and the effort. Into the village, people looking round at the little car with its gearbox whining in low gear. 'Oh, a woman driver, of course!'
On the corner was a garage, and she pulled into the forecourt, stopping with a heavy juddering graunch. 'Fuller's Garage, Fillamore Deepleigh', she read. A young man came out of the office as she stopped and wound down her window.
"Excuse me!" The man came over. He was a young lad, she saw as he got closer, good looking, but possibly a bit unhappy. He was peering down at the Metro's front wheel, where smoke was drifting out from inside the wheel arch.
"Brake trouble?" the young man said professionally.
"Yes. It just gave me a nasty experience coming down the hill. Can you look at it?"
"I'll have a word with Mr Fuller, but I doubt we could touch it until Monday, we're full up out the back. You could see him yourself, though, see if he can do it quicker."
"Monday, oh no, that's impossible. Is that him in the office?" The young man looked and nodded. Moggie opened the door and slid out. She was getting used to it by now. The young man was almost gaping at her and she looked sharply at him, her best chemistry teacher glare. He subsided and shot out of sight into the workshops. Meanwhile, Mr Fuller had come out of the office, to see if he could help the lady in the Metro, and to see if his eyes were deceiving him or did that lady really have tits the size of overgrown pumpkins.
He could, they weren't, and she did.
He promised to look at the car 'without fail' and have it fixed by sometime tomorrow. All this without taking his eyes off Moggie's chest for a second. Meanwhile, she noticed, heads were peering out from the workshop door every few seconds. It was most uncomfortable. These dreadful village people.
"Can I get a room for the night anywhere," she asked Mr Fuller. He shook his head and scratched his chin.
"Pub'll be full, county show tomorrow." He had an idea. "Try this address, she takes in visitors sometimes, give her a try." He scribbled an address. "Here y'are. Name's Mrs Suggs." Mr Fuller even remembered his manners sufficiently to offer the lady a lift to Mrs Suggs's house with her overnight bag. And a stout cardboard package, tied up with string.
Chapter 6:� A Busy Night
We broke off when the church clock struck ten. Smegs and Baps caught the handles of the little roundabout and brought it a halt. We climbed off, still gazing at each other.
"I'll phone you!"
"Okay," Suggy said. They were almost the only words we'd spoken apart from 'Hi!'
Then Smegs grabbed my arm to drag me home, but not before I'd planted a little kiss on Suggy's cheek. Well, it was his ear, actually, but it was a nice try. He touched my fingers, and I was whirled away by Smegs, back up the hill towards home.
Adrian and the other boy called 'night' and set off home.
Baps and Suggy, hand in hand, took the path that led past Suggy's house, and on to Baps's, about a hundred yards further along. They stopped briefly outside Suggy's place. It was a still evening, not as cool as it had been earlier. The breeze had dropped.
"Thanks, Suggy," said Baps. "Is she going to call you?"
"Yes, she said so."
"She will. I scared her shitless earlier on. She's probably cried into her pillow all afternoon, if I know her. She'll call, don't worry."
"Thanks, Baps, you're special, you know that?"
"You're not so bad yourself. If ever you're at a loose end, give me a shout, okay?" and she put both hands behind his head and gave him a warm, friendly and not altogether sisterly kiss.
Just then, there was a faint hissing noise somewhere above their heads, and a little cloud drifted down on them, barely visible, but floating down over their heads and shoulders, carrying on to settle like dew on the damp grass at their feet.
Baps held him at arms length and looked at him. "See ya!"
"Later."
She hurried away, then had to stop as she felt a sneeze coming on. Oh, no! Not a cold. The hols have just started.
Indoors, Moggie put the cap on the aerosol, and dropped it back into its slot in the box. She had been reading the instructions again when she had spotted a wasp on the window-sill, and given it a good squirt without thinking. The wasp flew off, while the cloud of vapour had drifted out of Mrs Suggs's spare room window. 'I wonder if it was a queen wasp,' she wondered.
Downstairs, Suggy came in the side door, and sneezed. 'Shit, all I want is a cold now Shan is back home.' He had a bit of a cough, as well.
At that very moment, Moggie was coming down the stairs. She had put on a loose smock, one she had bought earlier in the day, in Swindon, and there hadn't been time to try it on in the shop. It fitted reasonably enough, but it was less effective than it might have been as a disguise for her now gigantic boobs. They just ballooned out through the silky fabric. The effect was fairly staggering, she realised, but it was all she had to wear apart from sweaters and slacks.
Anyway, she decided, Mrs Suggs had already had an eyeful of her bust, when she'd arrived earlier in Mr Fuller's car. So it wouldn't be too much of a shock for her hostess. Moggie had installed herself in her room and watched television until she had square eyes. Now, she was coming down the stairs at five past ten for what Mrs Suggs described as 'bite of supper'.
And at the foot of the stairs, she met Suggy, whose jaw dropped as he saw this gigantic-breasted creature coming downstairs, carefully holding on to the banisters, and obviously quite unable to see her feet. From where he was, in the hallway, he couldn't see the woman's face past those hugely swollen whoppers!
Only when she reached the safety of the hallway did she get a good look at the young man, and he at her. Suggy had almost stopped gasping, but not quite. Moggie was tempted to reach out and close his mouth for him. Instead, she smiled sweetly at him and said, "Good evening! We meet again!"
She'd recognised him! Suggy was flattered. If he wasn't seeing Shan again, he wouldn't have minded having a try at this one! An image flitted into his mind of Shan's bust growing to the same gigantic size as this woman's. An exciting image. Then his mother came out of the kitchen. "Ah, I thought I'd heard something. You two met then? This is my Jeremy. This is Miss Anderson. Come and have a bite of supper."
We took our supper up to the bedroom, and undressed. I was floating on air.
"Did you arrange all that?" I asked Smegs.
"All what," she asked innocently. She deserved a punch for that. I gave her a hug instead, our naked breasts squashing together. The feeling in the nipples was back.
"Meeting with Suggy and Baps and everything."
"Oh, everything. I arrange everything for Madam," she said, unwrapping herself from me, bowing and adopting a pretty lousy foreign accent.
"You did, didn't you! You rotten, scheming, underhand bastard!"
"Thank you, Shan," she murmured with lowered eyelids.
I kissed her softly and got into my bed. "I love you, Smegs!"
She knelt on the bed, ready to flop down into her sleeping position. "Oh, sod off, you old softy," and turned out the light.
Jeremy Suggs woke up with a start. 'What was that,' he wondered. Something had woken him, but what? The church clock struck. One, two, three! Three in the morning. He wondered if Shan was awake, too, and his hand stole down under the sheet to cup his balls. "Shan," he murmured softly, then suddenly shot bolt upright. He sat for a moment, then leaped out of bed and stood shivering in his pajama pants.
Only then did he pull down his pants and dare to look at himself in the faint glow from the curtained window. What had happened? Where had that come from? He reached for the light switch and turned it on. He was hung like a stallion! Immediately, his cock sprang to attention, waving in front of him like an obscene conductor's baton. 'Oh, Jesus. Sweet Jesus!"
He was still shivering, although not from cold. Gradually, though, he gained control of himself. At last, he stood in front of the dressing table and looked at his reflection confidently, hands on his hips. "All right!" he chuckled to himself. "Are you ready for this, Shan? And you, Miss Anderson?" Miss Anderson? MISS ANDERSON? He realised what had woken him up.
He had heard someone coming out of the bathroom. Someone had closed the bathroom door, then blundered around on the landing, before finding the way into the next room. Miss Anderson's room. The noise which had woken him was Miss Anderson's colossal breasts colliding with his door. She was only in the next room. And here he was with an erection a foot long and nowhere to put it.
Jeremy softly opened his door. He stole out on to the landing, tried the handle of Miss Anderson's room, felt it give, and eased the door open. He slipped inside, found the bed, and gently pulled back a corner of the covers.
"Is that you, Jeremy," she whispered, and he nearly jumped out of his skin. She asked again. "That is you, isn't it? Come on, don't play games. Get in here with Mildred!"
"Mildred?" Jeremy felt his enormous erection subside, shrinking almost to the size it had been before he had been so rudely awakened. Finally it lay still, inert against his leg without even the energy or the will to throb.
"Sorry, I must've come into the wrong room," he muttered and slunk back out. "Mildred!" he said again as he lay down on his cold sheet.
"What's that," Smegs said. The phone rang again. "Oh, shit, it's the bloody phone!"
She picked it up, and I listened blearily as she said, "No bugger there..." The phone was still ringing.
"It's this one," I said, and fumbled for my mobile on the bedside table. It slid to the floor, and I reached for it, losing my balance and slithering to the floor in a heap of sheets. I did not need this.
I looked at the clock, and found the phone. "It's half past three in the morning," I told the phone, a little crossly, I'm afraid.
"If I wanted to know that, I'd have called the fucking speaking clock!" hissed the caller, most impolitely.
"Baps? Is that you?"
"Who do you soddin' well think?" She was whispering fiercely into the phone. She sounded worried. Scared. I'd never known Baps to be scared of anything before.
"What's up?"
She took a deep breath at the other end of the phone. "It's my tits! They've grown!"
"They wha...?" I looked at Smegs, who was now sitting on the edge of her bed with her knees apart, scratching her inner thighs. "Did you give Baps any of the ... you-know-what?" Needless to say, Smegs looked puzzled.
"I-know-what?" she repeated.
Baps was hissing at me over the phone. "Just a minute, I'm talking to Smegs".
"You're talking to me! This is costing as much as a call to Australia. My tits have suddenly grown in the night, and you want to have a conversation with Smegs?"
"Just a sec ... Smegs, did you give..." I covered the mouthpiece and hissed at Smegs "...Baps any of the Boob-gas?"
Daylight dawned on her. "No, I haven't mixed any of it yet..."
"Baps, you still there. It's all right. I dunno what's happened, but if it's the same as happened to me, you won't get any bigger tonight. It all happens in one go, then stops. How big are you?"
I couldn't swear to it, but before the phone went 'click', my friend said something like 'Fucking big'!
Of course, despite our disturbed night, we were out of the house and down to Baps's house by eight in the morning. Her mother was in the kitchen when we knocked. "You two don't lie abed, do you? She's up in her room, she hasn't showed herself yet. Go on up. Wait" She busied herself with the teapot. "Here, take her up a cup of tea, she'll need it." She'll certainly be needing something, I thought, grimly.
We knocked softly on her door. It opened immediately about three inches.
"You," she gasped, and let us in. I tried to give her the cup of tea, but she wouldn't take it for some reason. She was wearing her nightie, but the top was not doing a very good job of containing her. There was altogether too much Baps in there. She was even bigger than Smegs. She must have been well over sixty inches!
"Oooh, bloody Hell," I think I said. Smegs said nothing, just stared.
"They just grew!" Baps said, her eyes wide. "They just ... grew!" She was beginning to repeat herself. I like to think that a St Cat's girl would have been able to hold a more rational conversation under these particular circumstances.
"You'd better have a cup of tea," I told her.
By eleven thirty that morning, we had more or less persuaded Baps that she couldn't stay in her bedroom for the rest of her natural life, and that her mother and her friends were going to have to know sometime.
I stayed with her, talking fairly hysterically about anything but tits, while Smegs went into the village and came back with the biggest T-shirt she could find. We spread it out on the bed. It was certainly extremely large. Perhaps it would have been better if it hadn't been bright red, with huge yellow letters across the front that just said 'LOOk'. Baps let out a wail when she saw it.
"I can't wear that, everybody will look at me." This was true. But Smegs called her an ungrateful bitch, we were only trying to help, and eventually she put it on. She looked so ... what's the word ... HEROIC! That'll do for starters. As she stood in front of the mirror, turning this way and that, she asked in a tiny voice, whether her friends would think she was stuffing her bra.
"Probably," Smegs said. If I didn't know her better, I'd have thought Smegs was jealous.
"No," I told Baps, "nobody would dream of stuffing a bra to that ridiculous size, would they?" I hadn't meant it to come out like that, it was meant to be sympathetic and reassuring. Instead, Baps dissolved into tears, her chest heaving. We backed away out of range.
"Er ... talking of bras," Smegs said. "Have you thought...?"
Baps hadn't. It was time to involve an adult. "Come on, let's show your Mum!"
Her mother took it quite well.
"What's this, fancy dress?" she asked her loving daughter. With a gentle prod, she said, "these are good, where did you hire them, I might try and get a pair myself."
"Ooooh, Mum. They're mine. They grew. They just grew!" Oh. No, not again, Baps, change the record. But there are no secrets between mother and daughter, and Baps seized the bottom of the monster T-shirt and hoisted it up, revealing her mighty tits wobbling right there in the kitchen.
Her mother sat down in the nearest chair. She ought really to have turned the dog out of it first, but she was obviously under some stress. So was the dog, after that. He fled, complaining bitterly, avoiding Baps by a wide margin, the whites of his eyes showing. Fear of the unknown, I supposed.
"You always were a big girl, but there's such a thing as going too far! Where are we going to find clothes to fit those? School blouses? Sweaters? Bras? Bras?" A good point, mother. "It's all right while you're still young and firm, but those things are going to be round your ankles by the time you're my age." Young and firm, maybe, but they still rested on her stomach. I began to wish Baps would cover them up again, instead of standing around like a flasher. Anyone might come past the window and look in.
"It's a good job it's Saturday. We'll go into town and get you some things. You can't walk around looking like that, you'll get arrested."
But then Baps's mother stood up shakily and held out her arms. "Come here, littl'un, and give yer Mum a cuddle, while my arms are still long enough to go round yer!"
Jeremy Suggs lay in bed, unable to believe the events of last night. He would have put it all down to a particularly vivid erotic dream, including the crisp and stained sheets on his bed. But then he had to get up and go to the toilet, and found his cock still every bit as big as it had been in the middle of the night. He ripped the sheets off the bed and bundled them up with his pajama bottoms, ready to go into the washing machine without his mother seeing the state of them.
Saturday morning, just a few hours at work. He had to fix the brakes on Miss Anderson's car. The very thought of Miss Anderson gave him an instant and impressive erection. Then he thought of his adventure of the night before, and the name Mildred came back to him. And as soon as he remembered the name Mildred, he discovered instant detumescence. 'Well, that's a trick worth remembering,' he thought.
He decided to dress quickly before he thought of something sexy and got big again. Even in the flaccid state, there wasn't nearly as much room in his jeans as before, and the bulge was embarrassingly noticeable. The lads at work were going to give him some grief, accusing him of stuffing socks down his pants to impress Shan. Unfortunately, the very thought of Shan was enough to have an immediate effect on him, and he bent over in agony, trying to adjust his dress before something got seriously damaged.
"Mildred," he said to himself, more in desperation than in hope, and watched as everything fell more or less into place. "Phew, that was close, but at least, I've got a magic word to help me out of it."
Suggy crept downstairs, stuffed his sheets in the washing machine along with the rest of the contents of the washing basket, and closed the door behind him as he set off for Fuller's Garage, and Miss Anderson's ... sorry ... Mildred's Metro.
Chapter 7:� Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington
We got home at lunchtime. Baps and her mother had gone off to town. Jeremy would be home from the garage in a short while, and I would give him a call when he got home. Mother had a couple of phone messages for me. "For me? Who?"
"Somebody called Cindy rang. One of the twins, she said you'd know who she meant. She asked if she could bring her cousin Tanya with them on Monday. I told her yes. You can't ring her back, they're all going out somewhere for the weekend, but we've got plenty of room now we're putting some of them in the attic, so it's all right."
Tanya? I looked at Smegs. "Isn't that the girl in the photos the twins were showing us last term. The one with the...?"
Smegs nodded. "That's the one." Was she starting to look jealous again?
"What about this other call, this Oxford number."
"Somebody called Naomi. Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington, she said. Sounded quite upper-crust, I thought. She wants to come tomorrow. Something to do with her parents going away. I said no problem. She'll be here in the afternoon."
Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington, tomorrow afternoon! I'd been thinking of going out with Jeremy tomorrow. We'd better make it tonight instead.
So I rang Jeremy's number after lunch. I rang it again every half hour until three pm, then every ten minutes until six. He wasn't there. I rang Fuller's. No reply. I looked up Mr Fuller's number at home. Jeremy had been in at work in the morning, but had finished his job by twelve and left straight away. He'd been doing that Miss Anderson's brakes. Metro it was. Bloody brakes were all over the place, pardon his French, they don't look after their cars, these days. Anyway, the car was scrap, back sub-frame rusted right through, so how was he going to get his money back on the whole morning Suggy had wasted doing the brakes, that was what he wanted to know...
I tried Jeremy's number one more time. "Hello?" He sounded muffled, strained, somehow.
"Jeremy, where have you bee ..."
There was a loud 'CLANG' over the phone. The sort of noise you could imagine if you hit somebody over the head with one of those old-fashioned copper warming-pans. "Jeremy's not here!" shouted a female voice. "You must have the wrong number. Sorry, he isn't at home!" And there was a very final-sounding click.
A woman! He'd had a woman with him all afternoon. "The little two-timing bastard. I'll kill him."
Smegs came into the bedroom from the bathroom. "Was he there?"
"Oh, he was there all right. With some tart! He's been with some little slut all afternoon. That's the end of him! After all I've done for him."
Why had that woman's voice sounded so familiar?
"What are we going to do, Smegs?"
"Do?" She was smiling. She seemed to be taking this all a bit too light-heartedly for my liking. "We're going out tonight. If you pass the phone over here, I'll ring Adrian and we'll get one of his mates for you. We're going to have a laugh. As for Jeremy, there's probably a perfectly good explanation. We'll hear it soon enough. It should be worth hearing," she added under her breath.
And that's what we did. We all met up on the green, where everybody was wondering where Baps has got to. We told them that she'd told us earlier she'd got a bit of a sore throat. I think she'd withdrawn from society for a while. Then our dates arrived.
You remember Adrian, he only comes up to Smegs's shoulder, but he tries hard? And he brought along this dishy bloke for me. We went to the pictures, the four of us, and got on all right. Kenny was a reasonable kisser but he seemed very keen to find out what was inside my bra, and I really wanted to watch the film. In the end, we came to an agreement. I went to the loo and took my bra off, then came back and watched the show, while he buried his head in my shirt.
My nipples were sore for the whole night after that. At least, it kept my mind off Suggy. I only thought about him once. From seven pm until eleven.
We still had no news of Jeremy by the time we went to bed, and Smegs wouldn't let me call his number again that night. "Leave it," she said. "You'll only make yourself more miserable. We'll find everything out in good time."
There was no news next morning, either, and just after lunch there was a call from the station. Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington had arrived, and was taking a taxi. So Smegsy and I wandered out of the house and waited around by the front gate for the taxi to arrive. It did, one of the black cabs that hang around outside the station. It pulled up, and there was a long delay, I suppose while someone inside was paying the driver. Then the door of the cab opened.
Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington was tall, about six feet. She was slim, dressed in a brilliant canary yellow dress that ended just above the knees and revealed about five miles of leg. She had no bust to speak of. Her face was beautiful, high cheekbones and slightly slanted eyes, and a perfect complexion. And she was black, too. Perhaps I should have mentioned that first of all, but I thought I'd better be politically correct in case any readers come from sensitive areas.
She advanced towards us, and we stood with our mouths open, staring at her. She seemed to decide that we were a couple of female village idiots, then changed her mind and asked if we knew where Shan lived. Her voice was deep and rich, and her accent was pure English. Is that surprising? I mean, she looked like the Queen of the Nile, so perhaps I expected a bit of an accent. She sounded like the Queen. Her Majesty the Queen.
"That's me," I blurted, not too grammatically. "I'm Shan. This is Megan." Calling her Smegs somehow seemed not quite right when addressing someone called Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington.
"Pleased to meet you," she purred, smoothing a non-existent wrinkle from her skirt. "Am I the first to arrive? I'm sorry to mess you about like this, but my father had to dash off somewhere."
"Oh, no problem (Your Majesty), the others will be arriving first thing in the morning. Come on in, meet my parents, then we'll go upstairs and you can clean up. Or something." Naomi looked as if she'd just stepped out of a band-box, whatever one of those is.
"Oh, thanks, I feel as if I've been dragged through a hedge backwards."
Mother was most impressed, although I suspect that Dad prefers his girls more on the busty side, so he was well pleased with Smegs being about the house. Wait till Virginia arrives, and the twins and Tanya! It could finish him off.
Mother even brought us a jug of lemonade up to my room, and asked Naomi if she'd care to join the two of us there when she'd had her shower. "Thank you," Naomi said, graciously.
"My father's name was Armstrong Hercules. When he came over from Jamaica, he saw this friend who told him, 'You can't get on wid a name like Armstrong Hercules, man, dey'll tink yo jest a fas' bowler.'" She did the accent well. "So he got a job. He was selling brushes, door to door. He went to this big house, enormous, belonged to the ninth Earl of Somewhere-or-Other, and he says to himself, 'Armstrong,' he says, 'you goin up to dat daar and de first ting you see when de daar she open is what yo'r name gonna be!'"
"And that's just what he did. A maid opened de daar, er, door, and he says, 'Armstrong Hercules, Kleen-eze Company,' and she brings him in and they go down the kitchen, and he opens his eyes and the first thing he sees is a pair of smart looking boots just inside the door. 'What you caal dem boots?' he says, and the maid she say, 'Dose be de Master's. Dey're green Hunter Wellingtons'. And that's what he called himself. Master Greene-Hunter-Wellington. Changed his name to make it official. He dropped the 'Master' after a bit. All things considered, I'm glad he did change his name. Can you imagine a model called Naomi Hercules?"
I didn't think it sounded too bad, actually. I had a sneaking suspicion Naomi was winding us up with this story about her name, but one didn't like to contradict her.
She sipped her lemonade, looking at us. We looked at her.
"If you don't object to my mentioning it, you two both have magnificent figures!"
We blushed and looked down at our hands. 'Oh, gosh!'
"I always wanted big boobs. But look at me. Flat as a board. I pray each night for some, but I've really given up hope now. How old are you two?
"Nearly fifteen. Smegs is just fifteen." Naomi looked puzzled. "Megan, I mean. Smegs is just her nickname."
"And a very nice one, too. You're huge for fifteen, Smegs! What's your bust measurement?"
"I dunno, really. Fifty-something." Not like our Smegs, that. Not like her at all. And did I see just the gleam of something in her eye. Was she cooking something up? Surely not. It was time to change the subject.
"Did Floosie, Miss Williams, did she mention the subject of our little project at all?" I asked brightly.
Naomi finished her lemonade and put her glass down. "Women's Fashion, that's all she said. What is the film going to be about?"
"We planned on making you the star, if that's all right. Sort of a Day in the Life of a Model. Gets up, has a shower, has her photograph taken, goes to a fashion show, prances down the catwalk, all that sort of thing."
"On her own?"
"Well, we thought there's only one of you, the real star of the film, but whenever we need other models, we'd all sort of take different parts. We can borrow one or two boys from the village, too." I said as the idea suddenly occurred to me, and I caught Smegs raising an eyebrow. Like Mr Spock.
"There's a bit of difference between me and you two, for instance," Naomi said. "You being so big and everything. What about the rest of the girls?"
"Well, they're a bit big as well. It just worked out that way. Strange, really!"
"Maybe if I stuffed my bra a bit, I would be a better match for the rest of you. Then it wouldn't look quite so odd?"
"Well, I suppose you could if you liked..."
Just then, Smegs got up, and said, "excuse me, I have to dash out for ten minutes. Just remembered something." She took her bag with her.
"She does that, sometimes," I explained.
I hoped she wasn't up to any mischief.
Chapter 8:� Let Down � Pumped Up
Moggie Anderson switched off the television and peered around the curtains of her bedroom. The news bulletin had not been good. There had been a brief mention of her on the national news, but the local station had the full story.
It had borne out the story in that morning's papers. Police Seek Teacher After Gruesome Find, one had said. Macabre Mystery of St Cat's, said another. She had read them at breakfast. It was all there; they had found Martyn, apparently pushed off a ladder, and Crawshanks, whose body was discovered by a lady caller. 'Two-timing old swine,' thought Moggie.
'Police,' said the report, 'were anxious to interview a Miss Mildred Anderson, 34 (the bastards!) of St Catherine's High School for Girls, in connection with the deaths in mysterious circumstances of two men...'
There was a description of her car, and a photograph of her, not very flattering, she thought, with her hair scraped back off her face, no make-up, ill-sorted clothing, and a 28-inch chest. "Who's that scrawny bitch?" she said when the picture came up on the television screen.
They were on to her. The Old Bill always got their man. Or woman.
The first thing to do had been to tie up Mrs Suggs in her back scullery, and lock the door. Jeremy had gone out, and the noise of the washing machine had drowned the cries of the surprisingly strong Mrs Suggs during their brief struggle.
Then she waited for Jeremy to come home. She nearly missed him, watching the front door, while he came in the back way and came up behind her.
"Where's Mum?" he asked.
"She's gone to get something from the shop, she won't be long," Moggie improvised.
Jeremy seemed satisfied. "Bad news about your car," he said, "Rusty sub-frame, it's a scrap job. I've had a word with Mr Fuller, he'll be in touch. I suppose you'll be here all weekend, then."
A distracted expression slowly came over his face. He had apparently then been suddenly overcome by stomach cramps, clutching at his lower abdomen and writhing in agony. Moggie was worried. The last thing she wanted was to have the doctor sniffing around the place.
"What's the matter, let Mildred have a look," she said, and the boy made a startling recovery. 'Funny,' she thought, 'I could have sworn he was going to try and grab my tits just then, just before he got that belly-ache.'
"Actually, I'm glad you're home, Jeremy. There's something I wanted to show you upstairs." Quickly, she led him up to her bedroom, ushered him inside, then brought a heavy vase down on top of his head. He went out like a light. By the time he recovered, he was tied to a chair with a pair of socks stuffed in his mouth.
The afternoon passed in torment for Moggie. The phone rang every half hour, but she ignored it. Or tried to. Then it began ringing every few minutes, startling her out of her skin each time. She studied the lad. Strange boy. He seemed to have a zonking great erection most of the time! Whenever the phone rang, it seemed to get even bigger, and he was obviously in some discomfort. Serve him right, the randy sod. He'd had his chance last night, and he couldn't finish the job.
Whoever was on the phone seemed at last to have given up. Relieved, she fetched a glass of water and a sandwich from the kitchen, tugged the socks out of Jeremy's mouth, and fed him bits of bread and sips of water, sitting on his lap on the chair. He didn't say anything, just moaned all the time, until finally, his hips bucked violently and his tongue came out and he sagged back into the chair.
"Don't you die on me as well," she threatened, then noticed the spreading patch of moisture round his crotch. "You dirty little bugger," she laughed, cruelly. I thought you were going, and all the time you were coming. You'd better get those trousers off, before they set solid. And she released the hairy parcel string she had used to tie him up.
He got up, still moaning, stiff from cramp, and dropped his jeans to his feet, while Moggie stood over him, ready to hit him again with a copper warming-pan she found hanging on the wall at the top of the stairs, if he tried to make a break for freedom. In fact, he was in no condition to escape anywhere. Seeing the commanding figure of Moggie standing there, he was afflicted with another giant hard-on, and Moggie licked her lips and made soft little whimpering noises at the sight.
Just then the phone rang again, and Jeremy seized it. He gabbled a few words before she managed to raise the warming-pan and whop him over the head with it, then she picked the phone up, made an excuse and slammed it down.
This time, she tied him to the bed on his back. Might as well make use of him so long as he's here, she figured.
"Funny how that girl's voice on the phone had sounded somehow familiar.
"Should be safe, now," Moggie thought, and closed the bedroom curtains. Then she slowly peeled off her smock over her head, and dropped it on the armchair. She kicked off her shoes, and stood there in front of Jeremy wearing only her briefs. Lewdly, she plucked at the strings at the sides of the filmy garment, then tugged it down, an inch at a time, down her yielding thighs, down to her knees. Her breasts squashed against her legs as she bent to remove the panties altogether, then she stepped out of them one toe-nail painted foot at a time. Finally, with a lascivious expression, she tossed the fragrant garment on to the bed. It settled neatly across Jeremy's nose.
She swayed to the side of the bed, climbed on to it with one knee, then the other, the huge, squashy flesh mountains dragging one at a time across each of his thighs as she crawled up the bed towards his face. She felt his rampantness slide wetly into the cavern between her monster tits, then slither down her soft little belly, leaving a snail-like trail behind it across the soft, cool skin and through the downy fur.
Finally, she raised herself up, positioned herself with absolute precision, and gave a little wiggle or two to engage the fat glistening tip of the boy's cock between the sopping folds of her pussy. Then with a sigh, she began to lower herself on to him. It made her eyes nearly pop out. This boy was Crawshanks Plus. She allowed herself a few little humps up and down, before settling into a rhythm, bouncing into the air without ever quite losing contact. Mercifully.
"Oh! Oooh! Oooh! Yessss. Now come for Mildred, my darling!" And she prepared herself both mentally and internally for another huge downward thrust. Then there was a sensation of plunging down with no resistance. A faint crunching sound. Suddenly she was sitting on his belly with nothing inside her. She looked down in panic and confusion at Jeremy's face. Tears were pouring down his cheeks. His eyes were crossed.
Just before Jeremy Suggs passed out, the thought entered his mind that sex was turning out to be a grossly over-rated pastime.
You could call them withdrawal symptoms.
Moggie was missing it. She hadn't realised it before, but since her breasts had grown the first time, she had become more or less addicted to sex. Old Crawshanks had kept her well-provided until the time he had gone into hospital, and in the weeks he was away, she had a succession of men she had picked up in pubs and nightclubs.
Then it had been Crawshanks's turn again. Now, she found, since her latest increase, not only was she practically frothing for it, she hadn't managed to get it even once. Her big hope � in fact, her enormous hope � Jeremy, had let her down twice � or rather, had let himself down, which amounted to much the same thing.
Since their dramatic failure the previous evening, she had been anxious to try again, but the boy lay where she had tied him, on his back on the bed, with his face turned to the wall. His member now steadfastly refused to play, and lay against his thigh like a large limp sausage. Was it her imagination, or was it slightly bent, as well?
She tried a couple of strokings, and she trailed her nipples across his chest a few times. In the end, she slumped in the armchair and gave herself a good seeing-to, but had to admit, although it was safe sex, and it felt okay, it seemed a bit of a waste to have a perfectly good pork sword lying there not six feet away from her as she brought herself to a panting climax. She even thought once or twice she detected a flicker of interest from it, but after kneeling by his side and trying a few 'Come to Mildreds,' she realised it must have been a trick of the light.
The boy might as well have been dead. Then she remembered Crawshanks's condition while he had been lying in state, and she realised that even in death, the old caretaker would have been capable of doing a better job than this flaccid youth. She should have chopped it off and brought it with her, she mused, but you only ever think of things like that when it's too late.
She went carefully downstairs to the kitchen and pottered about for a while. Oops! Was that the time? She'd been twenty-four hours already, cooped up in here. She'd better feed Mrs Suggs, as well, while she was at it, or she'd have another corpse on her hands.
I'd got around to showing Naomi some of the photos I'd taken of the girls in the Fourth Form. She was impressed, in fact, she turned the pile over time and again, shaking her head at the group photo I'd taken shortly before school had broken up for the Summer.
"These are all in your film group, the five of you? God, you're all enormous, compared to me. I'm like a stick of chocolate-covered asparagus. Will I see them all tomorrow? If only I could grow some boobies overnight, I wouldn't feel so out of it." She got up and paced around the bedroom, like a big panther.
"Maybe it's something in the St Cat's water supply," I suggested, "and you'll get some tits next term. We'll wait and see. But it won't matter for the film. The girls will love you. In fact, we hardly notice we've got big boobs now, except when we forget and try to run for a bus."
She knew I was just trying to make her feel better, and she smiled at me. "Thanks, Shan. Maybe it won't be so bad. Didn't you say there was a girl coming with the twins, one you haven't met yet? Perhaps she'll be a titless wonder, like me."
Tanya! A titless wonder?
"Erm, look, Naomi, I don't know how to tell you this, but the twins showed us some photos of Tanya. Apparently, she's got an eighty-five inch bust! She's sixteen." (Oh, sixteen, that would explain it, of course!)
"Eighty-five....? Oh, that's all right then. We'll all look tiny compared to her!"
Then we heard the door open downstairs and Smegs thundering up like a herd of buffalo. She burst into the room, waving a newspaper.
"Here, look at this!" She shouted. "It's all about Moggie!"
"Moggie Anderson?"
"They want her for murder!"
"Murder?" Naomi joined in this time, then asked, "who's Moggie?"
"Our chemistry teacher at Cat's," Smegs told her. Nasty piece of work. She tried to get us involved in a fancy scheme to..." She stopped. Said enough. Said too much.
I grabbed the paper and read it right through. "They will never find her if they go by this photograph," I said, "this was before she got big tits, before Christmas."
Naomi narrowed her eyes, and looked at the photograph. "Wait a minute. You say she looked like this before Christmas, and now she's got big tits. You mean there really is something in the water supply at St Cat's, like you said?"
"No, she just grew bigger all of a sudden."
"And what about you? And Smegs? And Virginia? And the twins?"
"No," cried Smegs, clutching at straws. Not the twins, they were big long before that..."
It was the moment of truth.
"Naomi, sit down! We've got something to tell you. It may not be easy to believe, but it's perfectly true..."
At last, Naomi had stopped asking questions. The tale was told. We also told her that the twins were 'natural', as, amazingly, was the freakish Tanya. And the twins knew nothing of our secret.
And of course, Naomi wanted some of the action. As soon as possible. Like now.
Fortunately, as Smegs was able to tell her, she'd just been out to the corner shop for a vital piece of equipment. The newspaper had been an afterthought when she'd spotted the headline. And from her bag she produced a packet of party balloons.
"We'll drop the mixture in one of these, then it will inflate as the gas bubbles up. Then Naomi can take a big deep breath of it. If she takes an extra deep breath, it should work faster. She'll have tits by tomorrow night. If we don't do any shooting tomorrow, but spend our time in working out locations and rehearsing, her tits won't show, and by Tuesday, they'll be there!"
"Great idea, Smegs. What about Naomi's flat chest tomorrow? Can we give her some make-believe tits until the others grow?" We were talking about her as if she wasn't there.
"Lend her one of your 32-E's Shan. We can blow up a couple of these balloons for falsies. Nobody's going to be feeling her up tomorrow, are they?"
"Well, you never know your luck," laughed Naomi, who was absolutely thrilled to bits by the whole thing.
Chapter 9:� Overdose
Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington looked fantastic when we had an undress rehearsal. Smegs was in the bathroom mixing chemicals, while I sat on the floor searching for a spare bra for Naomi. I found what I was looking for, and turned round, to see Naomi completely nude in front of me. Her breasts were competely flat, with just two nipples, the size of ripe blackberries, surrounded by purple areolae like halved Victoria plums.
She was inspecting them, her slender fingers with their long nails rubbing the nipples which were already fully erect. Her waist was so slim, her belly so flat that I wanted to run my palms across it, and on down into the neatly-trimmed but obviously luxuriant bush. Apparently without thinking, she raised one leg and placed it on the bed, and a flash of such bright, pale pink appeared with startling suddenness and clarity between her shapely yet powerful thighs.
Was she doing this just to get me going? If she was, it was certainly working. I had been in the company of so many huge-breasted girls for so long, that this undeveloped young woman looked to me like a different species. A pity to change her, really. Smegs came in with a balloon in a dish. Steam, or vapour, was sizzling gently from the neck of the balloon.
Naomi took her leg down off the bed and turned to watch Smegs as she prepared her makeshift apparatus on the bedside table. The flash of pink was replaced by a pair of exquisite buttocks. I wanted to cup them in my hands. They would be as firm as they looked, I knew. She bent over from the waist to peer at the steaming balloon. Again, her legs were slightly parted, and I sat behind her on the floor, transfixed, as she ran her long fingers down between her thighs. Every movement seemed so unconscious, yet everything she did was turning me on so much. I shifted my bottom. Gosh, I was soaked.
"Here we go, then, it's all ready. Naomi, this will make you cough a bit, or sneeze, but it will only last a couple of minutes. I'll release the neck of the balloon, put your nose really close, and take several big deep breaths. I'll close the balloon while you breathe out each time. Ready?"
And away she went. She breathed in tons of the stuff, then collapsed on the bed coughing, her eyes streaming tears. Every time she tried to say something, she choked again. I got her a glass of water, and she nodded her thanks, then gulped it down.
At last she could speak. "Shit!" she said, and started coughing again. It was the first time I'd heard Naomi swear, and it was rather like hearing a nun say 'fuck'. I mean, they know the word, and you know they know it, but you can't imagine them using it. I blushed when she said it, I don't know why. For all I knew, Naomi might have blushed as well, but it didn't show.
She plopped down next to me on the floor, her arm just touching mine, and I could feel it like an electric current, raising all the hairs on my arm. I was wet again. This girl was seriously sexy. I knew I was attracted to other girls, I'd had lovely sessions with Baps, and Smegs, and I'd certainly fancied Virginia, but Naomi was getting me so hot. I had to go to the bathroom. I got up and picked up Smegs's apparatus.
"Be careful with it," she called as I carried it out with me. Suddenly, Naomi was there with me! She'd followed me into the bathroom as I flopped the empty balloon into the wash-basin.
"Let's have one more sniff of that stuff," she whispered, and reaching for the balloon, she squeezed the contents out in a fizzing, bubbling puddle. Instantly, she bent over the sink and took a deep sniff of the mixture. She sneezed once, twice, and wiped her eyes on the towel, then laughed. "Funny, it didn't make me cough that time. I must be getting used to it."
I hoped she was; I reckoned she'd had something like ten times the usual dose!
And by midnight, when we heard Naomi in the bathroom, it had obviously started to work!
She didn't come into the bedroom. Naomi was in the bathroom for ten minutes or so, then I heard her footsteps as she went back up to the attic. The door closed above our heads.
By seven in the morning, Naomi had been to the bathroom again. She poked her head round the bedroom door and grinned at me as I pushed my nose out of the covers. "Come in," I told her, and watched curiously as she came into the room. She had a blanket round her shoulders. She peered at Smegs, who was in her unique sleeping position. The sheets had come off, uncovering her nether regions, and she was doing her famed impersonation of the squashed cat. Naomi covered her up with an expression of mild distaste.
"She always sleeps like that," I told her as she sat on the end of my bed. "Did you have a good night?"
"Quite good, yeah. Quite productive, you might say," and she slipped the blanket off her shoulders. "I always sleep nude," she laughed as I stared at her. "Whatya think of these little beauties, then?"
Not that little, either! She had the most perfectly regular conical breasts jutting out from her chest. They were incredibly firm, as I saw when Naomi passed her hand over one nipple. It compressed itself beneath her hand, then sprang out again. The breast didn't move at all, it just sat there. She grabbed a long-fingered handful of breast and shook it vigorously. It wobbled for half a second, no more.
Our plans from the previous evening were out of date. Naomi didn't need my bra. She didn't need a bra at all. She wasn't as big as she would have been with my bra stuffed with balloons, but she was quite big enough to get by.
And she loved them. She got up and twirled in front of the mirror, examining her appearance from every angle. I'd thought she'd looked perfect with no tits before. Now, I thought she looked 100 per cent better with these perfectly sculpted C-cups. And if she didn't stop parading round my room without a stitch on, I was going to have a spontaneous orgasm.
Dressed, she was even more devastating. She chose a simple white silk dress which would yesterday have swirled around her svelte hips and thighs. Today, the whole focus of her was changed, as the eye was drawn to the radial creases fanning out from her conical nipples, and the movement of the clinging material across the peaks of her breasts made for a constantly changing pattern.
I'm not sure why Dad had to rush out in the middle of breakfast after Naomi sat down opposite him, but we never saw him again. Mother looked at her as if she couldn't believe her eyes, either, perhaps remembering the Christmas holidays, when her daughter and her best friend had suddenly grown by at least four cup sizes in as many days.
No sooner had breakfast been cleared away, than the phone rang, and Mother said it was Virginia, at the station. "Tell her to wait, the twins' train will be there in five minutes," I said. And ten minutes later, a black cab rolled up at the front door. The living room was suddenly crammed with busty girls as Virginia and the twins met their new classmate and gaped at her awe; while Smegs and I gaped at Tanya, who was hovering on the outskirts of the group, unused to the strange feeling of not being the centre of attention, and apparently quite enjoying it.
It was warm and sunny, and getting hotter, so we took ourselves out into the garden with one of Mother's jugs of lemonade, and we sat on the cool grass, enjoying each other's company. And we'd only been out of school a week.
Virginia became The Boss again, and declared her intention of checking out some locations today, ready to start shooting the getting-up-in-the-morning sequence tomorrow. She was going to shoot the sequences more or less in the order they would eventually appear on the screen, to make it easier for us to visualise what was going on and when. So she hoped to shoot the sequence with Naomi being photographed by a still photographer on Wednesday, then the big scene on the catwalk on the Thursday, leaving Friday as a spare in case anything went wrong.
God, I wish I could be as organised as Virginia, sometimes.
"Shan! Casting!" she rapped at me efficiently.
'Yes, Miss,' I almost said. "What about it," I answered.
"I need a man! For the stills photographer, on Wednesday at 9:15 prompt. Can do?"
What possessed the girl? "I'll get on to it," I said, as laid back as I could manage.
"Good!" and she moved off and rapped something at someone else. Then, "Shan! Locations!"
Me again? "Yes, Miss!"
"There's really no need to be sarcastic, Chauntaille!"
The bastard! I wasn't, I wasn't, it just slipped out. "Sorry, Virginia."
"That's all right, just keep concentrating! Locations. Do you have a village hall or some such?"
Do I have a village hall? "There is one, yes."
"Good, book it for Thursday, with a pencil for the Friday, can do?"
I was going to dot her one in a minute. Instead, I went indoors and asked Mother about booking the village hall during the day. She said she'd ask Mrs Harrington, (straight away, please, Mother, can do?). Then I phoned Kenny, my date from the other night, to see if he was free for a shoot on Wednesday. He wasn't, but said tomorrow would be okay. I told him I'd call him back, then went back outside in time to stop Smegs from dotting Virginia one.
"She told me to get my finger out and phone the local dress shops for some gear for Naomi. Who's she think she's talking to? Can I borrow your mobile?"
"Feel free. Stills photographer might be better tomorrow, rather than Wednesday, if that's okay, Gin. Checking on the hall now," I shouted, and she snapped up a miltary-looking salute in my direction without stopping what she was doing, which appeared to be bollocking one of the twins for not having practised with the camcorder."
"We've only had it for the weekend," Cindy wailed, "and we've been rushed off our feet all that time."
"Make time, Cindy, make time," and she started in on Melanie, who was already cringing in anticipation even before Virginia turned on her.
Finally, she rounded on Tanya.
"Who were you, again?"
"I'm Tanya," Tanya said sweetly, "so pleased to meet you again after such a short time." She offered her hand. "I'm the twins' cousin with the fucking great tits, remember," and she took such a huge breath I thought she was going to float away across the rooftops. "Now, Virginia. You can talk to me nicely and politely, or you can talk to me the way you talk to your friends and class-mates. It's your choice. We can be friends or not. As you prefer. But shout at me over your shoulder like you did just now, and I will stuff my Doc Marten's so far up your arse you will be chewing boot-leather for a fortnight. Is that clear?"
Virginia stared at Tanya, getting redder and redder. "There's no need to be ru..." she started, but Tanya had turned away and was talking to one of the twins. They walked away together, laughing, and a short while later, the twins had the camera on its tripod, measuring distances and practising pans and tilts while the outrageously-developed Tanya swayed and wobbled past the lens in all directions.
Chapter 10:� Good Luck Everyone
Moggie heard the newspaper rattle through the letter-box and went downstairs. In the kitchen, she flipped through the pages. She was off the front page, now, and it took a few minutes before she found a small paragraph at the bottom of Page 5. Teacher Still Missing, it said.
"Is that it?" Monday morning and I'm down to the bottom of Page 5? She was relieved yet, somehow, a little put out. Surely a double murderess deserved better treatment from the national press. She turned on the television in the kitchen; a smirking man with an indefinable but annoying accent was dashing around with a microphone, trying to maintain order in a studio full of shouting, sneering phonies perched on a flight of improbable steps. She shuddered and turned it off.
She put the kettle on and made a pot of tea. 'I'll try Mr Flaccid one more time,' she thought, 'then I'll have to perform an experiment or two.'
I thought the afternoon went well. Even the crew had started pulling together as a team as we visited a number of locations around the village. The village children turned out to see the unlikely group of large-breasted teenagers as we appeared in various attractive spots, Viriginia holding up her fingers to form a frame and shouting "Like it, like it!" at intervals.
Later, the children became bored and were replaced by a number of men of a wide range of ages, some wearing dirty raincoats, all watching us with undisguised lust. The village hall looked ideal for our purpose: the stage had a number of temporary extensions which could be laid out in the form of a catwalk, and spotlights and floods were built in to the ceiling.
We decided to make the most of the fine weather and do the still photography sequence in the morning, in a grassy meadow, strewn with long-stemmed wild flowers. The river flowed peacefully through the scene. On the opposite bank, cows chomped on the lush grass, watching us curiously. It was idyllic. As we strolled back through the ferns and cow-parsley, I phoned Kenny again.
"Is tomorrow still okay for our filming? Great. Morning, yes. We're meeting at my place at quarter past eight. Yeah, bring Adrian as well, why not. Bye!" I switched off. "He's borrowing his Dad's Nikon, so he should look the part," I told Virginia. "He's quite hunky, too."
Moggie tried all day. She was nothing if not persistent. Well, she was something besides persistent, she was frustrated, horny, wildly desperate, gagging for it. She had an itch that needed scratching. And being a virtual prisoner in this house with only a spectacularly well-hung boy for company, she felt particularly hard done-by that he was apparently unable to produce a sustainable erection.
In fact, as evening drew on, she had her best result yet, coaxing him to a semi-hard condition while feeding him some strawberries and cream she'd found in the fridge. She found that by placing a dob of cream on one nipple and sticking a strawberry to it, then offering the whole morsel to Jeremy, she could just feel the beginnings of an erection as she caressed him fondly and intimately. Better than nothing, she thought, but even after feeding him a whole pound of strawberries and a half pint of double cream, she couldn't get him past fifty per cent readiness.
"Shit," she said as the last strawberry disappeared. She carefully licked the last of the cream from her nipple as she considered her next move. Then she sucked the entire nipple into her mouth. It felt good. So she abandoned Jeremy and lay back on the bed, pleasuring herself until the juices flowed and the ceiling echoed with her cries. "Oh, oh, oooh!" she yelled, "If, if ..." she needed something long and dick-shaped. Preferably slightly curved.
Still with the fingers of one hand busily at work, she looked around the room, searching for a useful implement. She found one, to her most pleasant surprise, within arms reach. Young Jeremy was ready for her at last. And so, gratefully, she mounted him, and brought herself to a mighty, ringing climax. When her cries died down you could still hear the echoing reverberations in the copper warming-pan, which still lay on the floor where she had dropped it after laying Jeremy out on the Saturday evening. Two nights ago.
The chief reason they chose Hollywood and not Wiltshire as the centre of the film industry was that California has a rather greater number of hours of guaranteed sunshine at all seasons. That's what the Geography teacher told us. She was probably right.
At least, the rain stopped by the afternoon, and we made our way through the now thigh-deep wet grass to our meadow location. Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington didn't look too keen, but I suppose she thought she was going to have to get used to this sort of thing in a couple of years' time.
Adrian and Smegs walked ahead, setting a blistering pace, and had arrived at the location site at least a minute before the rest of us. I saw why, then, as Smegs was perched on a hump of earth covered with short grass � a tuffet, was it, like Miss Muffet sat on? � but she wasn't eating curds and whey. She had Adrian's tongue probing her tonsils as he sat on her (rather overcrowded) lap. I always thought it was the girl who sat on the boy's lap, but Smegs had other ideas.
They disengaged as the rest of us arrived. If we'd been another couple of minutes, I think we might have caught them in flagrante delicto, which would have been not at all the done thing. Not that Smegs was even remotely virgo intacta, but there's a time and a place. The place may not be the back of a Jaguar in a village garage, but neither is it in the middle of an open field in front of an audience of curious cows and assorted class-mates.
Smegs winced as she persuaded a reluctant under-wire back beneath her left titty, which she then pummelled into submission with both hands.
"When you've quite finished, Megan," Virginia said sternly. We were definitely going to have to call her Sadie. "Right, gather round, everyone ..."
At last, we were ready. Kenny had brought along a most impressive camera outfit, including a positively phallic zoom lens. Adrian became his assistant. Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington had stripped down to her basics in the middle of the field and slipped into a backless and almost topless little white number. I could swear her boobs had grown some more, but maybe it was just the way she was holding herself. I know I was holding myself when I looked at her.
Somebody called "quiet please, this is a take!"
Somebody else said, "good luck, everyone!"
Who teaches them to say these things?
And we were away. The camera rolled, Virginia called out, ".... and ..... Action!" and Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington glided smoothly into the shot as the camera pulled back to reveal Kenny and Adrian crouched in the undergrowth. They'd been studying their parts as well. Deliciously camp-sounding phrases rang out from Kenny: "MMM, yess, that's lovely! Over here, sweetness. Look up, turn to me, lovey, ooh yes, that's so good, now lean forward, more, more...! More film, quickly, Aidie, petal, in the camera box, please, now lick your lips, darling. No, not you, Aidie, yours, Naomi...."
I began to have serious doubts about Kenny.
Then my mobile phone rang.
"Cut! CUT! Whose is that fucking phone?"
"Mine, Gin."
"Then you'd better answer it, hadn't you?"
It was Suggy.
Moggie had woken up early, wanting it.
Some time later, she woke up yet again, and wanted it once more. And not just once more.
Jeremy had no real choice in the matter. Now that the pain had gone from his groin, to be replaced by a dull ache, he just lay there with his almost permanent erection while Moggie mounted him every time the urge took her.
He came occasionally. It would have been rude not to.
Moggie was pleased with his progress, although not entirely satisfied. Just now and again, to try and coax some joie de vivre into his performance, she urged him to come for Mildred. Every now and again, he seemed to lose interest in the whole process.
At last, she reached into the carton on the dressing table and took out one of the spray cans. She tossed it from hand to hand. 'Can't do him any harm,' she thought. Somewhere at the back of her mind, she remembered the laboratory rats. Amanda had certainly grown more obviously feminine. Eric, the next door rat, might have caught a whiff of it as well. Whatever the reason, he'd been willing to gnaw through the bars if it would get him to Amanda.
Perhaps a squirt of the stuff would do something like that for Jeremy. He was bucking against his strings again. What did the boy want? She plucked the gag from his mouth.
"Want ... Piss ..." he croaked. So she untied him, helped him off the bed, then bent one of his arms up behind his back and pushed him into the bathroom ahead of her.
He couldn't do anything for a long time, then it came, in a long unbroken stream that tinkled into the toilet bowl. "Hurry up, for Chrissakes, I'm bursting!" she told him, hopping from one foot to the other, her majestic tits getting out of sync and threatening to throw her off balance in a major way.
He finished eventually, and without even waiting for him to shake the drops off, she pushed him aside before flopping down on the seat gratefully and pissing for what seemed like ten minutes. Jeremy watched her, almost erect again.
"It's no good you getting hard again," she scolded, "You always start things you can't finish. But I'll sort you out, you'll see."
She grasped him by a convenient part and led him back into the bedroom, where she immediately grabbed the spray-can and took careful aim. "Here you are, darling. Hold still while I give you a squirt with this special spray."
'She's a nutter,' Jeremy thought, 'she's going spray-paint my cock.' He made a grab for the can and managed to knock her hand up out of the way, and the spray went all over Moggie's tits. It could hardly miss, after all.
"You clumsy sod, look what you're doing, that stuff's too expensive to waste! It's going to make me huge in Miami," she shouted, and aimed the nozzle again, but Jeremy seized the can and gave her a twenty-second burst, all over both tits, and on down her stomach to her pussy. The can spluttered, empty. He threw it away.
Moggie sneezed violently, then coughed and spluttered, her eyes streaming. It was Jeremy's chance; he picked up the copper warming-pan from the floor and brought it down with satisfactory force on Moggie's head.
At least, it cured her sneezing.
"I've knocked her out, she's upstairs!" He was panting for breath over the phone.
"You did what? Who's upstairs?"
"This woman! She's been holding me prisoner since Saturday. What day is this? I've been tied to the bed. She had this fly-spray and she was trying to kill me with it, but I got her instead. Then I hit her with a bed-pan. A warming-pan. Copper thing. It's Mum's. Antique. She collects..."
"Ooh, yes, I know the sort of thing you mean, like a long-handled frying pan with a hinged lid ... Jeremy, shut up about antique copper warming-pans. Who? Who is this woman?"
"She broke down. Her brakes failed and she nearly lost all control. She came on Saturday, no, I tell a lie, Friday afternoon. I tried to get her going on Saturday morning, but it was no good. Then she had me in her bedroom, tied me to the bed for two days, and she kept ... sh-shagging me. I thought of you, whenever ... Oh, Shan!"
Oh, Shan, indeed!
"Shan? You there? Where are you?"
End of message. I switched him off.
"Sorry, everyone! Now this is a take, quiet, please!"
Chapter 11:� The Lady Vanishes
I told Smegs everything Jeremy had said on the phone, the three-timing bastard, about the warming-pan and the woman who lost control and tied him to the bed. She looked thoughtful, as if there was something she was trying to remember, but couldn't.
Anyway, I was finished with boys after that, and especially with Jeremy Suggs. He was never touching me again, not even with a ten-foot pole.
I tried his home number on my mobile, but there was no answer.
I looked round for support, but Smegsy had disappeared. Why was everybody deserting me?
We finished shooting at about four o'clock. The church clock struck as we were packing up. Cindy said we'd lost the light, although it wasn't going to be dark until about nine. I think she wanted her tea. So we all set off home, where Mother had a long table laid in the back garden, and the whole lot of us sat down and had egg and cress sandwiches, little cocktail sausages on pointed sticks with slices of tomato and cucumber, and rolled up slices of ham, and cheese with pineapple; and about six kinds of cake, and scones with fresh strawberries and whipped cream and a great big pot of tea. She probably thought she was catering for a cricket match. Still it was very nice, although there was still no sign of Smegs anywhere, and Jeremy was still not answering the phone.
Funny that I should have been thinking about them just then, because guess who came through the French windows and down the steps on to the patio? That's right! Smegs and Jeremy.
They came down to the table, where everyone looked up at them, wondering who Jeremy was, and he looked at this huge table surrounded by hungry girls. He saw Virginia, and the twins, and Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington, and Tanya, and me of course. Then he sort of clutched at his groin. Is that what you call it? His crotch, if boys have crotches same as girls. Well, I mean, not the same as girls' crotches, but crotches, the same as girls.
I wasn't looking at him too closely, but he seemed to have an erection. Whatever this mystery woman had done to him, she hadn't taught him any table manners. Imagine getting an erection in front of all those girls!
Some of them seemed to have noticed it, too, which was very embarrassing for me. Typical of Jeremy to make me go all red like that with all my friends looking at me. Except they weren't looking at me, they were looking at him and nudging each other.
After a few seconds, he stopped trying to tuck it in or make it comfortable or whatever he was trying to do with it, and stood up straight, with this enormous thing throbbing away inside his jeans! God, I was so ashamed for him!
Then the twins invited him to come and sit between them. He sort of walked over there, a bit stiffly, and sat down on the flagstones between their chairs, and Cindy gave him a piece of her Victoria sponge cake with cream and butter icing, and Melanie gave him a scone with whipped cream and a strawberry. She dipped her finger in the cream and slid it between his lips. Filthy habits, these twins, I don't know where they pick such things up. I didn't know what I'd say if Mother came out and saw them.
Then Mother came out, and she said, "Oh, hello, Jeremy, the twins are looking after you then!" and went back indoors again.
Smegs sat next to me and said softly, "It's all true, you know."
"What's all true?"
"About Jeremy and this woman. Her car had brake trouble coming down the hill on Friday, and she booked Mrs Suggs's spare room while it was repaired. Jeremy worked on it all Saturday morning, but it was no use, they're going to scrap it for some reason."
"But..."
"And she hit him with a copper warming-pan..."
"...one of those long things like..."
"...and tied him to the bed in her room, and raped him. Several times. She'd tied up his Mum out in the back kitchen. He got free when she let him up to go to the loo, and then she tried to spray him with some sort of fly-spray, but he overpowered her and hit her with the warming-pan."
"...like a frying pan, with..."
"Sort of like that, yes. She's locked in her room now. I found him wandering down the village street looking for help. So I brought him here." She dropped her voice to a whisper. "Gosh, he's a bit big, isn't he? Didn't it hurt a bit, when you...?"
"No! I mean, yes, a bit. But no, he wasn't as big as that at Christmas, I'm sure. I'd have noticed, even in the dark. He must be going through adolescence. I mean, our tits grew, didn't they!"
"Our tits had a bit of help. So did Virginia's. And Moggie's. And Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington's."
"But not the twins, and not Baps, and not even Tanya. Especially not even Tanya," I said, looking across at Jeremy, who now had Tanya sitting behind him, massaging his neck. He had leaned backwards until his head had almost disappeared from sight between her flesh pillows (for want of a better description). Fortunately, because he was behind the table, I couldn't see his erection, but I could easily imagine it. Obscene!
"Why was this woman trying to kill him with a fly-spray?" I asked her.
"How should I know? Maybe she wanted to blind him temporarily, while she got away."
"Where is she now?"
"Locked in her room at Suggy's. I suppose he's going to call the police when he's had his tea."
It looked as though Suggy's teatime could go on until breakfast, especially as Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington had moved in and was spoon-feeding him peaches and cream with little sounds of encouragement.
"Smegs, let's go over there. Over to Jeremy's house. I'm not sure I believe this cock ... this cock-and-bull story about a mystery woman. Let's see if she's there, then if she is, we can take her to the police ourselves. C'mon, nobody will miss us."
Smegs looked round at the others. Virginia was the latest recruit to the Jeremy Suggs Appreciation Society. She was mewing softly as he licked her fingers after she had pressed some delicacy upon him. Little bitch.
"All right," she said, "they're not going to miss us for an hour, at least. Let's go!"
We went round the side of Mrs Suggs's, and knocked at the back door. There was no reply. We went further round, and peered through the window of the scullery. Mrs Suggs was tied to a chair.
"Look, Smegs. It's Mrs Suggs. Is she...?" They always say that in detective movies. They never come right out with and say, 'is she dead?' They always just say, 'is she...?' I always swore that when I found my first dead body, I would come right out with and say, 'is she dead?' I didn't, though.
"I dunno," Smegs said. So she knew what I meant, even though I didn't finish the sentence. She must watch the same detective movies as I do. Then I found out, she did for sure. She said, "Stand back, I'm going to break the door down!" and she actually took a run at the door and barged into it with her shoulder. Her tits caught up with the rest of her after a second or two, so it went sort of 'Crash ... splosh!'
I could have told her it would hurt, but she'd never asked me. She sort of staggered back, holding her shoulder and moaning. Then she held her tits, and moaned some more. I tried the door and it opened. It wasn't locked. Smegs watches some of the movies I do, but she obviously hadn't seen that one.
Mrs Suggs was alive, but only just. Smegs took the gag out of her mouth while I cut the parcel twine with a big kitchen knife. She came round while I was at it, and her eyes went wide, then she seemed to realise it was only me and she closed them again. We carried her through into the kitchen and propped her up her in her armchair, and I got her a glass of water, while Smegs went to look for the phone.
She came back. "It's not working. Somebody must have cut the wire."
I said, "Nobody cuts telephone wires these days," but it didn't work for me either, so we rang the ambulance on my mobile. We didn't know the address and had to go out of the front door to look at the number, but they got the message eventually.
Then we went up to the spare room to find the mystery woman, but the door was open, and she'd gone. She'd been there all right, there was string tied to the headboard, the bed was all rucked up and simply covered with stains of some sort, and there was a rather bent-looking copper warming-pan, looking more or less as I'd imagined it, on the floor. But there was no mystery woman.
Smegs was poking around the room. "Look," she said, "she's left her fly-spray behind. Ten cans of it!"
Then we heard the ambulance arriving, so we went down to let them in, then we sort of hung around until they'd taken Mrs Suggs away. By then we thought the others would be missing us, so we ought really to be getting back. I wasn't being a perfect host, after all.
"Hang on," Smegs said, and ran upstairs. She came down a moment later, more carefully, not being able to see her feet. "In case we meet any flies on the way home," she said, handing me one can. She kept the other one herself.
I read the label on the spray-can. Anderson, it said, in bold letters. The rest was all warnings and stuff that you never read. 'Anderson? Stupid name for fly-spray.'
I do think those greedy pigs might have left us something. All that was left was a solitary corned-beef sandwich, and that had turned into biltong, or something. They'd fed all the cake to Jeremy, along with the last of the scones and the peaches and cream. They were all in a heap over on the grass, with Tanya sitting with his head in her lap � they both seemed to like that position � a twin on each side with their faces in his lap, Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington lying on her tummy sucking his toes, and Virginia filing his nails with an emery board. Jeremy seemed to be enjoying his tea.
Smegs made an excuse and went indoors. She said she was going to the bog, but I suspect she went to find something to eat. Then who should appear but Baps! Good old Baps, back in circulation, wearing a garment that made her look like an operatic diva. She had her dog with her, on a lead. They galumphed down the steps from the house and the dog dragged her up to the table, his tongue dragging on the ground.
"Shaggy, leave!" she said, as the dog wolfed the remains of the last biltong sarnie. He felt another unsatisfied urge, came over to me with his nose twitching, and busily mounted my leg. "Sorry, Shan," she tugged him away, "he's bloody insatiable."
"So's he," and I jerked a thumb to indicate Jeremy, buried under (at a rough guess) twenty-three feet of tit-meat.
"I can't think what they see in him," sniffed Baps.
"Can't you? It seems he's a growing boy now."
Baps didn't seem to understand what I meant. "They're certainly growing girls," she said, "I think I ought to whip this kaftan off and show them a thing or two. I could certainly match most of them!"
"Good to see you around, anyway," I told her. She was toying with one of the spray-cans we had left on the table. She read the label and screwed up her nose.
"Anderson? What's this stuff?"she said, giving a brief squirt into the air.
"Fly spray of some sort."
"Is it? I wonder if it's any good with fleas. Shaggy, come here!" and before we could stop her, she'd dragged the dog over, and given him a good spray of the stuff, before the noise of it panicked him and he shot away into the bushes, his tail between his legs.
Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington wandered over, having detached herself from the group. She scratched around in the debris on the table, obviously searching for a tit-bit to feed to Jeremy. She triumphantly came up with a broken chunk of cake, smeared with jam and cream. I introduced her to Baps.
"Baps, this is Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington, who's going to join our school. She's working on the film with us."
They said hello, looking each other up and down.
"Oops, look out, Naomi," shouted Baps, "there's a wasp ... stand still ... come on, Jasper ... gotcha!"
The wasp nose-dived satisfyingly into the ground, while Naomi brushed the droplets off her bodice and sneezed violently a few times.
"Gosh, sorry!" said Baps. "I got him, though! Look, he's dead."
"Be my guest," said Naomi sweetly.
We all looked round as there was a disturbance in the undergrowth, and Shaggy came out, his eyes glazed, making a bee-line for Naomi.
"OO-er, look out, here he comes," shouted Baps. The dog homed in on Naomi's thighs like a laser-guided hormone-bomb, thrust his wet, quivering nose between her legs and took a deep sniff. 'That's for me,' he decided, and instantly mounted her leg, dry-humping away with absolute conviction and an expression of totally committed lust on his face. It three of us to drag him off. Then he started on me. This was a dog with a mission.
Baps finally drove him off by throwing a glass of water over him. He sat down and howled. The fly-spray might have killed the fleas, but it had certainly done wonders for Shaggy's sex drive. Not that he'd needed it.
"I'd better take him home," said Baps, "I'll see you all later, yeah?" And she picked Shaggy up and tucked him under her arm. As they disappeared round the side of the house, the dog had his front legs around Baps's waist and his back legs round her hips, humping away like crazy. At this rate, she'd be having puppies before she got home.
Chapter 12:� Getting Out Of Hand
Moggie leaned against a straw-bale, panting. She had heard someone crashing away at the back scullery door, then girls' voices in the house. She had tugged at the bedroom door a few times, in desperation, until it surprised her by suddenly opening. Quickly she pulled on her smock, cursing as she tried to haul it down across her bust.
That wretched Jeremy had sprayed her with the boob-gas, no more than an hour ago, and they were bigger already. She gasped for breath. The dress was tight. She crept down the stairs, hearing the girls still in the kitchen. She'd forgotten all about Mrs Suggs again. Still, she was a strongly built woman, she'd survive. Moggie turned and tiptoed to the front door. There, just inside the door, was the telephone junction box. Bending down with some difficulty, she pulled the plug out of its socket and threw the lead behind the hallstand where it wouldn't be seen.
Then she slipped out of the door and closed it quietly behind her. She turned left, away from the direction of Fuller's Garage, without knowing where the road would lead her. There was nobody about. As soon as she was clear of the houses, she noticed a lane to her right, and she glanced both ways before crossing the road and heading up the lane. A bend hid the road almost straight away, and the canopy of leaves made Moggie feel more secure, safer from pursuit. And cooler. The sun had been warm on her back, and the smock felt tighter with every step she took. Glancing down, she realised with gloom that she was indeed much bigger already. If she carried on at this rate for another hour, her breasts would certainly explode out of the top of even this capacious dress.
God alone knew what size that would make them. When she'd bought the dress, when was it? Friday morning? It had been comfortably loose around the top, offering a little disguise for her swollen boobs. It must have been big enough then for a 56 inch bust, easily. Now, as she held her hands to the sides of her breasts, she realised her hands were fully two feet apart. She realised she was now well over sixty inches around the top, and still growing fast.
It didn't help her rising panic when she heard the sound of the police siren coming down the main road not a hundred yards away. She looked around for somewhere to hide, and dodged into a field of straw bales through a gate on her left. Leaning against the nearest one she drew a deep breath, the seams of her smock creaking. It won't last much longer now, she thought, sinking to her knees. Then she gave a sigh, and sat on the ground with her back against the straw, to rest. It was so exhausting trying to carry all this lot around.
And despite the tension, the hassle, the fear of being discovered, she just couldn't keep her eyes open.
She was so fast asleep in minutes, she didn't even hear the blaring ambulance siren as it drove back the way it had come, with Mrs Suggs safely inside.
When Moggie did finally awake, it was almost dusk, and much cooler in the shadows. The dew had settled on her hair. Her head throbbed where Jeremy must have laid her out with that copper thing with the long handle. A warming-pan, was it?
She started to struggle to her feet, and found she couldn't move. Then she discovered why. She was sitting more or less upright, with her back against the straw-bale. She felt cold, and no wonder. Her breasts had burst out of the dress and had settled in her lap, then had rolled off to each side of her thighs. The enormous pink sacks reached out at least eighteen inches beyond each thigh. Their ends were down beyond her knees; she couldn't reach them without bending forward, and she couldn't bend forward because her breasts were in the way.
What size must they be now? Six feet? What was that in metres. St Cat's had gone metric. Six feet or six metres, it didn't matter a lot now, she couldn't get up, much less try and walk. Tears began to trickle down her cheeks. Why had she ever become involved with this whole rotten business?
The tingling in her breasts and nipples � so far away, her nipples � was stronger, and unlike anything that had gone before. It felt as if they were getting fuller than ever. Fuller? Fuller's Garage? No, that wasn't what she was trying to think of. Full. Somewhere, a cow lowed in the distance. Ready for milking. Surely not? But Holy Shit, they were certainly full of something!
Moggie struggled on to her side, then pulled one knee up beneath her until she could scramble up on to it, then on to both knees. There! With a great heave, she pulled herself to her feet, feeling the masses of her breasts slide down her thighs and plummet to their full length, swaying in front of her and bumping together. 'Flop, flop, flop,' they went. "This is ridiculous, they're like a cow's udders".
She was still leaning forward from the waist. With a great effort, she straightened her back, hauling the monstrous weight of her breasts straight upward. They shuddered, then swung out sideways, before settling against the curves of her hip bones. They carried on down beyond that, how far she could only imagine. She raised a knee, experimentally, and it encountered soft, yielding flesh before her foot was more than a few inches off the ground.
Over there, about fifteen yards further into the field was a small pile of bales, two or three high; about as high as her waist. She started to walk that way, finding to her surprise that she could move, slowly, provided she timed the swing of her breasts to her foot movements.
She made it safely to her destination, and panting, grabbed her right breast in both hands and heaved it up on to the topmost bale. It settled with a squidgy feel, and an almost frighteningly intense tingle in the nipple. The straw scratched the underside of the great sack-like breast as she pushed and pulled it around so the nipple was pointing almost directly at her.
Craning forward, she reached out with her tongue, lapping at the swollen nipple, then took it between her lips, and started to suckle herself. It took a little while, then she felt a drop of sweetness on her tongue, then more, until it built to a trickle. The feeling of relief was like a shout.
More milk streamed into her mouth, then as she squeezed her breast, the nipple spat itself free and a great squirt of milk shot out, then another. Moggie felt like flying around the stubble-field. The milk jetted forth, and she became wetter and wetter between her thighs as the sheer animal joy of milking filled her soul, just as fast as her breast emptied itself.
She hoisted the other one on to the bales, and repeated the process, more confidently now, until the straw was soaked with her milk, and the juice of her arousal coursed down her legs to her knees. She was able to laugh for joy, for the first time she could remember for ages.
Finally, she stood up, and straightened. She could move almost normally. True, her breasts still swung around her hips somewhere, but they felt half the weight they had before. She could handle them the way they were now. What had happened to her smock? The stitching had come apart down the back. She should be able to fix it if she could find a needle and thread. Perhaps if she went back to Mrs Suggs's she would find a wrap of some sort. Then she could make a getaway. The dusk had turned almost to night. She set off back to the village.
I was not at all pleased with Jeremy Suggs. He had come back here with my best friend, Smegs; had offered not one word of explanation to me, and had thrown himself at my class-mates, charming them with his throbbing cock. I went indoors after Baps and the dog went home, and I could hear them all laughing and giggling in the garden like a bunch of stupid schoolgirls.
Smegs was watching television, and she looked up and patted the seat beside her as I came in. "Listen to them," she said, "you'd think they'd never seen a boy before!"
"A bunch of kids," I agreed. We watched the programme for a while in silence. A thought occurred to me. "Funny about the dog," I said.
"What dog?"
"Baps brought her dog round. She sprayed some of the Anderson on him, and a couple of minutes later, he tried to screw the arse off Naomi. Then he tried to shag me. Baps took him home. He was getting off with her as well."
"Well, he always was a horny animal, wasn't he? Where he got his name. So what's funny?"
"It was almost as if it was when she sprayed him, it made him horny."
"Wasn't this the same stuff the mystery woman tried to spray on Suggy?"
"Yeah, for some reason. Although she didn't manage it. Most of it went on her, he said."
We thought about that for a while. Then we seemed to have the same idea. "Is that stuff still out there on the table," Smegs said, and we both got up and went outside.
We met the others coming up the steps on their way in. They were all giggly, still. "I wouldn't go out there," said Cindy. She had her arm right round Jeremy's waist, and her fingers were inside his trousers at the top, for Chrissakes! "It's all midges and things, they're swarming everywhere."
"Thanks, "I told her, and we carried on outside. Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington was outside in the gloom, only the gleam of her white dress and the whites of her eyes revealing where she was.
"Bloody flies," she said, and we heard the hiss of the spray. "They're all over the soddin' place!" she sprayed some more.
"You'd better come inside," said Smegs, taking the spray can from Naomi. "You'll never be able to kill them all". I picked up the other can from the table and we went indoors. Naomi sneezed twice as we came through the door.
Moggie reached the Suggs's house without being seen by prying village eyes. Slipping around to the back door, she went inside, noticing the strings still tied to the chair where Mrs Suggs had been cut free. Evidence, she thought, and quickly untied the string, then found the gag on the floor and tossed it into the rubbish bin.
She found her way upstairs in darkness, then went into her room. The curtains were still drawn, so she risked a light and found her bag. Everything was there. She struggled out of her smock and made a repair with a row of safety pins right up the back, then, breathing cautiously, she pulled the dress back on. It survived.
Going over to the table, she opened up the box of boob-gas and quickly transferred the cans to her bag. Have to travel light. Where were the rest? There should have been ten cans, there were only eight here. She searched under the bed. Nothing.
Quickly, she went into Mrs Suggs's room and opened the wardrobe. There was a shawl, not quite the thing, but it would cover the split down the back of her dress until she could do a proper repair. Back into her room. Got everything? Money? No sign of the rest of those spray cans. No time. She turned out the light and left.
Perhaps five miles walk to the main dual carriageway which would take her to London. Far enough to walk on a warm night with a heavy bag and eighty inches of tit. But she could find a trucker up there, and a lift to the airport.
The others had hi-jacked the television when we got back in. Mother and Dad were keeping well out of the way in the front room, and we found Jeremy on the settee, with Tanya's breasts wrapped around his face, and a twin attached to each leg. Virginia was chilling out on the floor, rubbing herself between the legs and building up her strength for another assault.
"Where did Naomi go," I asked, but nobody had seen her. So Smegs and I went up to my bedroom, to catch up with the telly up there, and we found her, sitting on my bed, looking anxious.
"My boobs feel all funny," she said, and Smegs looked at me, and I looked at her. "They sort of tingle, and they feel, like, fat." Horrible word, fat. I doubted if Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington had ever been fat in her life before.
"Let's have a look," said Smegs, and Naomi unfastened the top of her dress, pulling the two halves apart so we could all see inside. She wasn't wearing a bra, but if she had been, it would have been tight. On Sunday night, she'd grown these two perfect cone-shaped breasts. Now, they were more like a couple of those slightly oval melons. You know the ones? Pointed at the ends? They hung downward now under their own weight. As she moved, they swayed and jiggled. "Take it right off," Smegs told her, and Naomi dropped the dress to the floor and stepped out of it.
She looked magnificent now, all right. Talk about the Queen of the Nile. Her panties were white satin, not briefs, but knickers with loose leg-holes. They looked dazzling against her perfect brown skin. Further North, her wonderful melon-tits swung freely, crowned with purple-black haloes and nubby little teats. "They feel ever so heavy," she said, cupping their sides and squeezing them together to form a cleavage deep enough to lose your hand in. Bye-bye, lucky hand.
"They look great," said Smegs, "but I shouldn't be surprised if they're not still getting bigger. We'll need to see what they're like in the morning."
"They feel a bit strange. So do I," she said. "I'll go up to bed, I think."
Smegs and I sat talking for a long time. We heard Jeremy leave, and the other girls going up to bed. It occurred to us (a bit too late) that Jeremy didn't even know that we'd been to his house, freed his mother and sent her off to hospital; and that presumably, the mystery woman had fled. As far as he knew, she was still locked in her room. All he seemed to care about was getting off with a bunch of horny, huge-breasted schoolgirls. He didn't seem to be the boy I'd once fancied, not at all. Some experience seemed to have changed him.
Chapter 13:� Cut To The Chase
Tanya hadn't come down to breakfast. Nor had Naomi. The twins, rather shiftily, said that Tanya had walked home with Jeremy to keep him company. It was all right, they maintained, she was sixteen after all, so it was perfectly legal.
That didn't mean it was compulsory, I thought, and my face felt hot. I could hardly blame Tanya, I thought. But I did, a little bit.
Naomi not coming down was a bit worrying. Smegs went up to the attic to see her, and found her fast asleep. She shook her, and again, harder, and Naomi woke up, but once Smegs got a good look at the black girl's titties, she took her into my bedroom and called for me.
Poor Naomi didn't seem to understand what had hit her. The things had doubled in size overnight, and now hung to her waist, like great watermelons in size, but slightly pointed at their tips. They didn't jiggle any more, they bounced massively.
"You said you wanted tits, Naomi," said Smegs, not altogether sympathetically. "You've certainly got some now!"
My bra was a bit tight on her, but it would do the job. A lot of stuff was overflowing out of the tops of the cups, but that wouldn't show once she was dressed. So she put on her loosest sweatshirt, and we sort of hoped none of the other girls would notice.
Mother did, and she raised an eyebrow, as if to say to me that she would expect a word of explanation later. As if it was my fault that every girl who came here suddenly grew enormous titties!
Moggie couldn't get comfortable. The truck cab was luxurious, as truck cabs go, but the deep cloth passenger seat wasn't designed for a woman with such vast breasts. The driver had introduced himself the night before as Mitch. He had been going to London, he said, offering her a hand to heave herself up the three steps into the cab.
"Here y'are, chuck, Three Steps To Heaven!" he'd said, cheerily as she squeezed herself in through the door and settled in her seat with Mrs Suggs's shawl around her.
'Fat bird', Mitch said to himself as he turned up the volume on the radio and changed up into fifth.
Moggie had found Mitch a fairly quiet companion, which was good news as far as she was concerned. She was weary and cramped. Not that they could have held much of a conversation if she'd wanted to. Mitch seemed to have an endless stream of Country music stations programmed into his radio, so as soon as reception of one became crackly, there was another waiting to take over. She'd heard the same song five times already on the journey. Or it certainly seemed like it.
The CB kept blurting out little messages which she couldn't understand and which Mitch seemed not even to notice. Every so often he would pluck the mike down from the ceiling on its curly cord and mutter some incantation into it, receiving an incomprehensible reply which made him laugh. "He's a character, that one!" he'd chuckle, turning to Moggie. It was like an alien world to her.
The one blessing was that Mitch didn't stop at some greasy spoon for supper. She could have done with the chance to stretch her legs, but the thought of having to walk into a transport cafe at one in the morning with boobs the size of hers threw her into a panic. "I'll press on, luv," Mitch had told her, "tell us if you need a piss, an' I'll pull into a lay-by. Nobody'll see yer this time o' night!"
There was a watery sun behind the mist as the truck hissed and fussed to a groaning stop on the A4, close to the one of the entrances to Heathrow. "Get a cab over there, pet, take you right up to the terminal. Hey, have a good trip, luv, catch ya on the flip-flop, right?"
Moggie smiled weakly, thanked him, and reversed stiffly down the Three Steps Back Down To Earth, and Mitch waved as the truck surged forward in a roar of Tammy Wynette. "Christ, why didn't I notice she'd got such fuckin' great tits," Mitch exclaimed as he looked in his rear view mirror.
Virginia couldn't make it out at all, you could tell.
The camera and lights were set up in the attic. We were going to shoot Naomi's getting up in the morning scene, where she wakes up and goes to the bathroom to wash her face. I suggested we went for down-to-earth realism and showed her sitting on the toilet as well, with plenty of good, tight sound, but Virginia said she didn't think that would be necessary.
Naomi was still in her sweatshirt and jeans, but Virginia kept looking at her as if there was something different about her that she couldn't quite put her finger on. Then we were all ready, and Virginia said, "Put your nightie on, then, Naomi, and get into bed."
"I haven't got a nightie."
"You must have a nightie. What do you wear in bed?"
"Nuthin'. Jes' lil ol Naomi. S'all ah needs."
"Find her a nightie, somebody. T-shirt will do." We bustled round and found a nightie belonging to a twin.
"It might be a bit loose on you, Naomi, but it will do for this scene," Cindy told her.
So Naomi unfastened her jeans and slid them down her perfect legs, kicking them away behind the camera, then hoisted her sweatshirt up over her head and dropped it on the floor.
"Wait a minute," shouted Virginia as Naomi unclasped my bra with a grunt. It was even tighter than it had been earlier this morning. "Wait a minute! This isn't right. Naomi's tits are bigger than yesterday. Which in the film is really tomorrow. Shan? Continuity! What's going on here?"
So it was my fault she was bigger! I was responsible for continuity. "Sorry, Gin, she must have grown. You know how it is!"
Virginia narrowed her eyes. "She couldn't just grow overnight!" she snapped. "Or could she...?" And she looked round in search of Smegs, who was responsible for breast enlargement. Smegs looked innocently back at her, spreading her hands.
"We'll tone the lighting down, see if we can disguise her titties a bit. God, it's come to something when the continuity girl can't even keep the talent's breasts the same size from one day to the next." She almost spat out the word 'breasts'.
The crew got busy. Got to keep The Boss happy.
Jeremy and Tanya didn't wake up until after nine. They both felt deliciously fucked. Tanya playfully teased Jeremy's monster organ one more time as she rolled out of bed and bounced massively in search of the bathroom. Despite his efforts of the previous night, he felt himself becoming instantly ready for the vast-breasted girl yet again. 'God, she's even bigger than Mildred,' he thought, as she wobbled back in the door, holding her gigantic tits together to stop them colliding with both sides of the doorway at the same time. He pulled back the covers proudly, to show Tanya how ready he was for her.
"Never mind, darling, you've had a long night," she soothed him, and when he looked down at himself, he was about as erect as a foot of damp string. Confusing.
She flopped downstairs, still nude, and returned five minutes later with two mugs of coffee and the morning paper. They sipped their coffee while Tanya scanned the front page.
"Hey, what's this bit?" she said. "'Police are closer to making an arrest in their search for Miss Mildred Anderson, who is wanted for questioning in connection with the discovery of two bodies in the vicinity of SAINT CATHERINE'S School of Girls'. Isn't that where Shan and the others go? There's a picture of her here."
Jeremy said nothing, but grabbed the paper. "That's not her! Well, at least, it's her face, but the woman who was here had got gigantic tits. Christ, they ... they must have been nearly half the size of yours!"
Tanya smiled to herself, then read on: "'Miss Anderson's car has been found in a garage in the village of Fillamore Deepleigh,' golly, we're famous!"
"Wait a minute! Wanted for murder?" Jeremy managed to get the words out at last. "Murder?"
"So it says. Well, wanted for questioning, but that's what they always say. Shit!" Tanya sounded impressed.
"Is that all it says?" Jeremy gasped.
"Just looking ... ah, '... a Mrs Annabel Suggs of Fillamore Deepleigh, in Thamesfield Hospital, said that Miss Anderson had booked a room at her house, but had tied her to a chair in her scullery.' No mention of you," Tanya sounded disappointed.
"Hospital?" said Jeremy, faintly. "I thought she was in bed. That's why I kept telling you to do it more quietly..."
"No good telling me to do it quietly, boy, I'm the original screamer," said Tanya proudly. "'Miss Anderson is the chemistry teacher at St Catherine's...' Nothing else. Wait, what's this bit? 'Chinese 12-year-old Has Biggest Breasts in The World'. I bet she hasn't! No, nothing important. Wanna fuck once more, or d'you prefer breakfast?" she asked matter-of-factly.
Jeremy didn't answer the question, showing how preoccupied he must have been. He sat on the edge of the bed, agitatedly. "We had a murderer here, holding me captive, tying me to the bed and shagging me," Tanya looked interested at that bit, "tying up my Mum, and spraying me with fly-spray. And all the time, I've been lying here, fucking all night...!"
Tanya looked dreamy. "And to think, all that time, we could have been making as much noise as we liked..."
"Will you come with me? We'll go after her. We'll borrow a car from Fuller..."
"What? Where's she gone? You don't know where she's gone."
"She was pointing the spray-can at me. Something she said. About it being expensive, and it was going to make her huge..."
"You said she already was huge..."
"...huge somewhere, where's Miami?"
"America, isn't it? What's that to do with anything?"
"The fly-spray was going to make her huge in Miami!" he said triumphantly. "Whatever she meant by that."
"They must have a lot of flies in Miami," said Tanya. "London Airport, then?"
Mr Fuller was surprised and pleased to see Jeremy. "Y'all right, then, Suggy? I read about your Mum in the paper, how's she doing?"
"We were just going to see her," Jeremy lied, "I wondered if we could borrow a car?"
"Sure, take the van, it's not needed until tomorrow. Give me a ring and tell me how she is. Who's that with you?" he asked, catching sight of Tanya for the first time. In her yellow short shorts and blue T-shirt, she was fairly eye-catching.
"A friend," said Jeremy, blushing.
"She's a big girl, and no mistake," said Mr Fuller. He didn't miss much.
They headed away in the van, Jeremy looking at the car clock. "Should be there in two hours if I get my toe down. Hope she hasn't left already."
They left the van in the short-term car park and hurried into the terminal building, Tanya puffing and panting; trying to control her breasts with her free hand as she held Jeremy's with the other. People stopped in their tracks and watched the two youngsters as they skidded to a halt, looking helplessly up at the rows of screens filled with scrolling data.
"There," said Tanya, pointing, "Miami, British Airways ... loading delayed. It's still here."
They hurried over to the British Airways desk. A clerk looked at them, his head on one side. "Good afternoon, how can I help," he said, his eyes widening as he studied Tanya's excess baggage with growing incredulity.
"We're trying to catch up with a Miss Anderson, Miss Mildred Anderson", said Jeremy, shuddering as he spoke her first name. "Passenger for Miami."
The clerk punched a keyboard and studied a screen. "Anderson, Anderson, Anderson ... nope, nobody of that name," he said, scrolling down the screen although the name had to be right at the top of the list.
Tanya nudged Jeremy and whispered, "she won't be travelling as Anderson, will she?" she smiled up at the clerk, whose knees melted as Tanya leaned forward and said quietly, "actually, she's my Mum, she's travels incognito because of her ... "and she jiggled her right breast informatively. The clerk was seconds from a climax. "Did any of your friends notice her...?"
He spun away, wide-eyed, and called to a woman in British Airways uniform. They spoke quietly together, and the clerk pointed towards Tanya and used both his hands to try and describe something very large. The girl had remembered seeing Moggie, all right! Her face registered scorn, jealousy and outright hatred.
She came over to the computer terminal. "Here, look! Winfield," she almost sneered, "Mildred Winfield. The flight's delayed. She'll be in the Departure lounge".
Tanya turned to Jeremy. "We need the fuzz, quick. I can't run. Find a policeman and bring him here."
Jeremy knew how to take orders from women. It ought to stand him in good stead later in life. He shot away while Tanya waited by the desk. She was stiff from the two-hour trip in the van. She stretched, throwing her shoulders back and her chest out. The male clerk clutched at his groin and fled for the Gentlemen's toilets. 'Too late,' he realised as he burst through the door.
She watched him with interest as he rushed away. Her mother had told her so many times about stretching like that, but usually she remembered only when the damage was already done.
Chapter 14:� Growing Concern
By the time we'd done twenty-three takes of Naomi getting out of bed we were fairly close to getting it right. She was supposed to fling back the covers and throw her feet out of bed in one fluid movement. Somehow, she couldn't get the hang of it. A couple of times she almost made it, then pitched forward, off balance. I could see what the problem was. She was still growing, right before our eyes.
We finally got one in the can (as Cindy put it), and Virginia called a time-out for coffee. Naomi whispered to me. "They're still growing, Shan, I can feel it!"
"I can see it, Naomi. I wonder how much bigger they'll get before it really starts to show on the film."
We had her walking into the bathroom with a huge towel wrapped around her, and closing the door with a seductive leer. Then we shot her coming out, drying herself off. It all struck me as gratuitous semi-nudity, but Virginia said it was representative of the real woman beneath all the fashion designers' finery.
She even had her down to put her bra on, in silhouette. What is this, I thought, a soft-porn cheapie? But the bra scene was proving difficult. She bent forward and lowered her torpedoes into the cups as if she'd been doing it all her life, instead of about an hour and a half. But when she tried to do up the four clasps at the back, she found that the bra, my 32-E, was by now at least three sizes too small.
This was getting serious. By the time we'd finally shot that scene, and shown her putting her dress on, the poor girl could hardly breathe.
At last, we'd finished. Cindy called, "that's a wrap, everybody." Virginia shouted "tomorrow morning, village hall, eight thirty, okay?" and we broke up into relieved little groups.
The twins were looking closely at Naomi, as if they'd noticed as well. The difference was that the twins couldn't imagine how Naomi's breasts could possibly be growing before our eyes, whereas I couldn't imagine them ever stopping. We hung around for a short while, then I beckoned to Smegs and the three of us hurried away to my bedroom.
"At least, there's no topless stuff tomorrow, it's all on the catwalk. We'll probably get away with it, provided she doesn't get any bigger." Smegs didn't look too hopeful. "You must've had too much of the stuff," she told Naomi, sternly.
"You must have made it too strong," Naomi responded with spirit. "Who ever heard of tits growing twelve inches in three days?"
"It's no good arguing about it," I told them, "it's done now. Maybe they'll get smaller again, who knows?"
"Oh, yeah?" said Smegs. She can be so negative at times.
Meanwhile, at Heathrow, the police, both of them, had straightened their hats and entered the Departure lounge, looking for a woman answering Mildred Anderson's description. Her new description, with what had been described officially as extremely large breasts, and unofficially over the police radio as 'fuckin' great tits'. Someone's head would eventually be on the block for faulty radio procedure.
They found her, of course, and asked her to accompany them to an interview room. The passengers gasped in amazement as she was led away. Popular opinion was that she must be smuggling animals out of the country.
"Would you mind if I went to the toilet?" Moggie asked, and the male constable, unable to get his head round the idea of these gigantic boobs, said certainly she could, by all means. The female constable took her into the ladies' room.
What happened in there was unclear, but thirty seconds later, Moggie emerged from another door, looking both ways to check that the coast was clear. Meanwhile, the policewoman blundered about in the toilet for several minutes, coughing and sneezing, until she could get out and raise the alarm.
There was no sign of the fugitive, she had completely disappeared.
At 3.30 pm, the female police constable was allowed home, still sneezing, and complaining of an unaccustomed tightness in the chest.
At 3.35 pm, Flight BA 294 for Miami � delayed while a replacement 747 was made available � lifted off from runway 28-Right, banked to the right over Windsor Castle and climbed away to the North.
"It's no good, Naomi, you can't turn up looking like that!"
Smegs shook her head as she stared at the tall. slender black girl, who had tried and failed to get into any of the clothes she was supposed to be wearing in today's sequence. Naomi herself was in tears.
'Look at them, they're getting ridiculous!" she wailed.
We looked at them. They were getting ridiculous. I was getting particularly worried about them; I was in charge of continuity. "Smegs is right," I told our star, "it's no use turning up like that. You can't get any of these tops on. If you try, you'll split them, and you'll have to pay the shop."
"I'll have to pay the shop! It wasn't my idea to grow a couple of bean-bags on my chest. All I wanted was tits like yours."
God, there was simply no reasoning with the girl. She was tall enough to carry it off. Floosie Williams is always going on about 'identifying the problem before you can solve it'. Well, I'd identified Naomi's problem. It wasn't that her tits were too big, it was that the clothes were too small.
"Let's take this lot back to the shop and ask for something bigger. They'll be open at nine. The girls won't be ready to shoot until eleven at the very earliest; you know what they're like, scratching around. Let's tell them to carry on and get ready, and we'll arrive at about eleven."
Any plan is better than no plan at all, so off we went with all the clothes in their boxes, and marched into the little shop. Naomi hung back, waiting just outside the open door. The girl looked at us with her best shop-assistant's leer.
"Back already? Thought you weren't finishing until tomorrow."
"We wondered if we might try some different clothes instead of these."
"What's wrong with those, they're our very latest ..."
"They don't fit me," said Naomi aggressively, coming into the shop and thrusting herself to the front. In fact, she didn't need to do much thrusting.
"No, they probably wouldn't," said the girl, eyeing Naomi's bust with quite genuine disbelief.
Sorry!
I should explain before we go any further. The trouble with getting caught up with the narrative flow is that you forget the reader doesn't know all that you do.
You have probably gathered by now that Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington's breasts had grown some more during the night. What you don't know is how much. Maybe I didn't tell you before because, deep down, I didn't think you'd believe me.
As I say, being more than six feet tall will help her to carry it off, and if she can't become a fashion model, it's hardly the end of the world for an intelligent girl with a first-class education. She could become an exotic dancer, perhaps, or a stripper, after she'd had a little breast reduction. Expensive, true, but she'd soon earn enough to pay for the surgery.
Look on the bright side, that's what I always say.
Before we'd left the house, we'd found a top big enough for her. Her jeans still fitted as if they'd been sprayed on. She had perhaps filled out just a little in the hips, or maybe the bottom, and it didn't really show too badly where her jeans were trying to disappear into her moist crack. I assume it was moist, but that might have been wishful thinking.
I had asked Mother if she had anything really loose-fitting, and she'd looked at me as if to say who is it for this time, but she went off and came back with a nightie she'd had as a Christmas present a few years ago. Maybe Dad hoped she'd grow into it. Anyway, it was vast. It was in a sort of stretchy T-shirt material, pink with a big blue bunny rabbit on the front.
Somehow, we managed to get Naomi shoe-horned into it, although she looked fairly obscene. No bra of course! Mother saw us as we tried to smuggle her out of the house. She actually screamed. I've never heard Mother scream before, she's normally so calm in a crisis.
We had no idea of the size of Naomi's bust now, but she was certainly going to need a pretty special tape measure.
Meanwhile, back in the dress shop. Sorry about that.
"No, they probably wouldn't!" said the girl, eyeing Naomi's bust with quite genuine disbelief. "What size would Modom be?"
"Modom would be fuckin' huge, as you can see!" Naomi pointed out. "What have you got, or can you recommend a tent hire service?"
"Modom might care to try our latest maternity line; comfort, coolness and chic for the fashion-conscious customer anticipating joyous motherhood ..."
"Give us the lot, we'll try them on in Fillamore Deepleigh village hall," growled Naomi, in no mood to be trifled with.
"Certainly, Modom, coming up."
Time was getting on. We had to take a taxi to get back to Fillamore Deepleigh, and it meant walking to the station before we found one. Now, normally, when I walk through the streets of the town with my relatively new 32-E bust, I tend to attract appreciative glances and comments.
When I walk through the town with Smegs, with her relatively new boobs as well, we attract even more attention, and neither of us can resist smiling.
Well, when we walked through the town with Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington, with her brand-new boobs, nobody, but nobody even noticed Smegs and me. All eyes were on the slender and shapely six-foot tall black girl with the high cheek bones, the slightly slanted eyes, the endless legs and the wine-cork-sized nipples hovering something like eighteen inches in front of her navel. (Oh, didn't I tell you? Sorry!)
When we eventually met up with Tanya again, it was going to be one hell of a close call. My money would have been on Naomi.
But first, back to the village, calling at home for a few bits and pieces from Naomi's own wardrobe before we burst in on the scene at the village hall.
Listen. You remember at the start of this story I said how I was woken up by a tingling in my boobs? And how Smegs later said she had the same thing? And, since I remind you, I haven't mentioned it recently? Good.
It's not that the feeling has gone away. It still comes and goes, sometimes more noticeable than at others. I just thought, 'let's not trouble the reader with my problems. There's enough going on without going on about my tingling little titties.'
Never let it be said that modern youth can't show courage in the face of adversity.
Chapter 15:� The Magic Spray
"Where have you three been," Virginia exploded with her now-customary solicitude. The lights and camera were set up in the village hall, and the crew, the cast and the extras were standing around looking like spare parts. "It's eleven o'clock! We've been waiting hours."
"We had to get some new clothes from the shop. Didn't you get our message?" Smegs had her most innocent face on.
"Well, let's get this show on the road," shouted Virginia with a glare at Smegs. "Where's Naomi?"
"She's gone straight round backstage to put her first outfit on," I told her. "As soon as we're ready to roll, she be able to walk straight on."
"Well, there's no time to piss around. Naomi!" Virginia called in a voice like a fog-horn. "You all ready back there?"
"Five seconds! Right. Ready as I'll ever be," came the reply.
"Okay. Here we go! Juice 'em. Camera? And ... Action!"
The extras, who consisted of Kenny and Adrian, festooned with camera equipment, Baps, who had turned up to see what was happening, and a dozen of the older kids from the village school, gathered round the catwalk, gazing at the entrance in joyous anticipation of Naomi's entrance.
The curtain twitched, then pulled back, and the Queen of the Nile appeared, apparently heavily pregnant.
She got about halfway down the catwalk, attempting an arrogant model-like strut, but failing for a couple of obvious reasons.
"CUT!!!" screeched Virginia. "What the fuck are you wearing, Naomi?"
"It's my dress. Comfort, coolness and chic for the fashion-conscious customer anticipati ..."
"Are you pregnant, or what? You're supposed to be a fashion model, fashion models aren't ten months gone..."
"Shall I change into a different outfit, then?"
"Yes, please, Naomi," said Virginia dangerously.
So she did. And once more, the lights came up, tha camera rolled, the extras gazed in joyous anticipation, and Naomi pranced into view...
"Cut!" she said it more quietly this time. "Megan, are all these new dresses maternity wear?"
"Well, yes, mostly."
"Mostly?"
"Mostly."
"Naomi. Please go through that curtain, and come out wearing something that isn't designed for an expectant mother, okay?"
"Okay," said Naomi, and disappeared through the curtain with a face like thunder. When I say, 'a face like thunder', I'm not referring to the colour of Naomi's face, more the expression on it. That's in case anyone gets the wrong idea. The suspense mounted as Naomi rummaged about behind the scenes. Finally, she called, "Ready!"
"Right, then. Here we go. This will be a take. Stand by. Lights! Turn over ... and ... Action!"
The extras craned forward, anxious to see what surprises Naomi had for them this time. The curtain twitched, opened, and Naomi sprang on to the catwalk, landing two-footed in a karate stance, each of her hands a deadly weapon. Her breasts swung downward to their fullest extent, then rebounded upwards a couple of feet. Virginia watched, transfixed, too mesmerised to call 'Cut'.
The Queen of the Nile had spurned the maternity wear for the fashion-conscious mother-to-be. She had struggled back into my Mother's nightie, tucking it into a pair of almost non-existent shocking-pink shorts. I could see now why Naomi needed to trim her pubic hair. The effect, as they say, was devastating.
As soon as Naomi's breasts had settled down to a bounce of a mere six inches or so, which took about thirty seconds, she rose sinuously to her full height, and began to strut forward. The extras gasped, the crew gasped, Virginia gasped.
She arrived at the end of the catwalk and performed a half turn, her breasts following the rest of her at a respectful distance. Then she was off again, striding away from us toward the curtain, her wonderful buttocks twitching from side to side, and at least half of her tits easily visible from the back view.
The curtain swayed gently for a second after Naomi had passed through. "Cut!" croaked Virginia, almost silently. And the extras, after a moment of hushed respect, burst into a roar of applause.
We all gathered round Virginia.
Naomi had reappeared, and sat on the edge of the catwalk, her legs swinging.
"We're going to need to rewrite things a little," said the Boss. "Our model has clearly grown a little since we started filming. We need a little plot-line here. A reason for her to have grown."
We all sat around, waiting for inspiration. Nothing was forthcoming.
"Come on. It's a fantasy idea, it doesn't need to be true, or even believable. We just need a story that would provide an explanation for a girl's bust to have expanded so much in two days!"
Still nothing. Naomi sat and watched as a wasp buzzed round her head. Then she slid down off the catwalk and went to Smegs's bag, which was lying in the corner. She found what she was looking for, took out the spray-can of Anderson and headed back to the catwalk. The wasp was still there. It set off in the direction of the group of girls around Virginia. There was Baps, the twins, and Smegs and me.
Naomi followed, raising the can. The wasp buzzed around above Virginia's head. Naomi let him have it with a ten-second burst. I'd seen her coming and ducked out of the way. The wasp dodged easily as well, and set off in another direction. Naomi, hot on the scent, arrived seconds later with her breasts heaving. Another burst of spray drenched the extras from the village school. The wasp made for the door and disappeared.
"I know," said Cindy, "I've got an idea. How about a magic fly-spray?"
"Magic?" Virginia looked at Cindy with an exasperated expression.
"Magic! There's this magic fly-spray. Naomi accidentally gets squirted with it � and her boobs grow miraculously huge!"
"It's the stupidest gimmick I ever heard," snarled Virginia. "Anybody got any better ideas?"
Flight BA 294 landed at Miami, and the weary passengers, irritable after the long-delayed flight, filed into immigration. Moggie Anderson declared the purpose of her visit as holiday, and made her way with her single piece of baggage, to find a taxi.
It had been a fatiguing flight for other reasons. Moggie seemed to have been surrounded by a group of American schoolchildren and their teachers, returning home after a visit to Europe. Yurp, they called it. She couldn't stand groups of schoolchildren, which made her choice of a career a little surprising. Still, she thought, maybe after a few days over here, she wouldn't need to teach chemistry ever again in her life. Bloody kids, for half the journey, they'd been coughing and sneezing all over the place. Spreading their diseases left, right and centre!
Admiring stares followed her as she swayed slowly through the airport terminal. The time wasn't as late as she knew it was. She asked the taxi driver for an hotel, and sat back in her seat, exhausted. Her tits felt as if they were going to need milking soon.
She rummaged in her bag, and fished out her notebook. Chewing on her pencil for a moment, she thought deeply, then started to write.
By the time the cab arrived at the hotel, she had covered three pages with closely-written notes and formulae.
We shot the rest of the film the following afternoon, down by the river. The new plot was that a swarm of wasps had zoomed in on the attack while the stills photographer had been photographing Naomi. We shot a few carefully framed shots of hands and spray-cans, and people waving and flapping their arms about in panic. It would all come together in the editing, Virginia said. Such blind faith the girl has.
Then we all adjourned to the house. Cindy said it was all in the can. She's so predictable. Most of the girls were catching the early evening train, although Naomi was staying another night. We were all drinking coffee and discussing the film in loud, creative voices, when a scruffy white van pulled up outside the front of the house. Jeremy and Tanya climbed out.
Everybody mobbed them when they came in, wanting to know where they'd been, and what they'd been up to since last night. Tanya said, "Oh, we've been helping the police with their enquiries".
"What have you done?"
"Did you go to jail?"
"Did you get arrested?"
"It's not against the law, you know, you're sixteen."
"We've been hunting murderers," she said, when she could get a word in edgeways. "We chased Mildred Anderson to Heathrow."
"Moggie Anderson? You chased her? Where from?"
"Here, of course, she was staying at Jeremy's. She had him tied up to the bed, raping him. He locked her in but she got away. Then we chased her, 'cos she told Jeremy she was going to Miami."
I was feeling uncomfortable. I could see Jeremy across the room, not taking any part in the explanation, just listening, and occasionally looking across in my direction. Every time one of us saw the other one looking, we looked away. It's surprising we ever saw each other. I edged toward the French windows, and stepped out, then went down the steps on to the patio. There was a deck chair facing the lawn, and I went and sat in it, my face in my hands. If I couldn't see anybody, nobody would be able to see me.
I never even heard him arrive, he was just there at my elbow, squatting on the grass, plucking at a daisy and chewing the stalk.
"I think I owe you a big apology," I told him.
He laughed, and I felt my tummy turn over. "No, I think it's the other way around!"
"No, I didn't believe you when you said Moggie had captured you. And to think, she's a double murderer, she could have killed you."
"She very nearly did! But she still raped me. We had ... sex ... quite a few times. And..." he hesitated. "Last night, Tanya came home with me, and we went to bed. We didn't ... sleep much."
My face felt all hot again, and I looked away. "I don't mind," I said, meaning it to be too quiet for him to hear. "Tanya's nice."
"She's very nice. We had a long chat on the way back in the van. I told her that after I got sprayed with that stuff, I seemed to have no control over my emotions, otherwise I wouldn't have taken her home with me. And she said she'd never have gone to bed with me if she'd known you were my best girl."
"I am?"
"There couldn't be anyone else, Shan. I know Tanya's got the biggest tits in the world, and she's amazing in bed, but it's you I think of every minute of the day. And night."
Oh, shit! You know how when we did it that first time, and we were walking up the alley beside the garage, and I was climbing up his leg to get to him? Well, that's how I felt again. I leaned over to kiss his cheek, but he turned towards me and our mouths met, perfectly, and our lips were all wet and our tongues were touching each other and I was soooo wet he could probably smell it from where he was.
"As soon as the others have gone," I whispered, "can we ... could we go to your house for a little while?"
That was when I noticed his erection. His cock had found its way out of the top of his pants, and the last four or five inches were waving around in the air. It was a frightening sight. Did I want that bloody great thing inside me?
Yes, please.
We waved until the taxi disappeared round the corner at the end of the road. Tanya and the twins, and Virginia were on their way. I remembered Tanya's words before she climbed into the taxi. She leaned close to me, her vast breasts against my stomach, and whispered so the others couldn't hear, "He's a lovely boy, look after him. He worships you, Shan! Make him happy, okay?"
I know it's the done thing to wave hankies when you say goodbye to people, but I needed my hankie after that. As soon as the taxi had gone, I threw my arms around Jeremy and hugged him. We weren't snogging or anything, just hugging each other. Finally, we pulled apart a little, and started to follow the others up to the house. Smegs and Naomi had gone ahead tactfully. They stopped at the door.
Smegs grinned down at me, "Look, if you two want to be alone for a couple of hours, we'll cover for you. We'll tell your Mum you've gone down to see Baps, and we're going to go down there as soon as Naomi's changed into something more comfortable."
We went down to the Suggs's house in the van. Within a minute of arriving, we were lying on the floor just inside Jeremy's front door, kissing each other helplessly. About ten minutes later, we were on his bed, and there was a trail of abandoned clothes leading up the stairs. I gasped at the sight of Jeremy naked, and he gasped when he saw me. "I've dreamed of this, Shan," he said.
"I haven't even dared dream of this, Jeremy," I whispered in his ear. Just for once, I'd managed to say the right thing!
Do you think Chauntaille Suggs sounds nicer than Chauntaille Gruntworthy?
Chapter 16:� New Career Opportunities
Moggie had unpacked her bag when she reached her hotel. Everything seemed strangely damp. Her entire stock of the 'Anderson' spray-cans had somehow become punctured during the flight. What had happened to the highly concentrated boob-gas, she had no idea. At a stroke, her hopes of becoming the Ms Big in the Bust-Enlarging scene in Miami were dashed.
She had been forced to adopt an alias and obtain a job.
As luck would have it, she found a vacancy at a Junior High School where a number of teachers had been affected by a mysterious ailment and had resigned or taken early retirement. When Moggie arrived on the first day, she found to her amazement that many of the girls had enormously developed breasts. And from what she'd seen of the boys, they seemed to have very well-filled pants.
All of which made her feel just a little bit happier. 'Just to think, I came all this way, and they wouldn't have needed the Anderson Boob-Gas treatment anyway.'
The school holiday went on for another month. I'll skip that part of the story, if you don't mind. There are some sexy parts in it, more's the pity, but they're private, between Jeremy and me. We don't have secrets between each other, but we do between us and you!
We went back to school in the first week of September, in a new classroom, with 'Form Five' on the door. And it is safe to say, there has never been a class of schoolgirls with so many gigantically developed girls in it! My tingling had stopped, after my breasts grew to a very respectable 32-G cup. (Jeremy loves them. He told me to tell you that.) But I'm still one of the smallest-busted girls in the class.
Smegs's tingling stopped as well, but hers only went up by one more cup size. The twins came back to school looking as if they'd had a dose of the boob-gas, but they wouldn't say what size theirs were. We'll find out one of these days, perhaps when we have one of our sessions of Strip Monopoly. Only Virginia was the same size.
Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington was even bigger than we remembered her! But she is tall enough to carry it off, as I've always said. She'll never be a fashion model, though!
We all lined up for the annual school group photograph during the first week back at school. They use one of those special cameras that rotates, starting at one end of the group, and ending at the other. There's a long-standing tradition at St Cat's that a member of the Fifth Form stands at one end of the group when the camera starts, then jumps up and rushes round to the other end to be there when it finishes.
Most of us said we were too big to run quickly enough, but guess who volunteered. No, you're wrong, it was Naomi Greene-Hunter-Wellington. In her made-to-measure school blouse, all six feet of her, (and all seven feet plus of her bust) she jogged and flopped and jiggled as fast as she could from one end to the other, and appeared twice. She was unbelievable once, never mind twice.
Virginia disappeared for two days into the Audio-Visual Aids Department, where she edited the video with the assistance of the young technician, whose name was Norman. Apparently, Norman was a bit of a breast-person, and he nearly came in his pants when Virginia entered the editing suite and sat down beside him, her boobs resting on the desk in front of her.
Then she played through the rushes of all the material we'd shot. Around about the time they were viewing the catwalk sequence, Norman had uttered a low moan and ejaculated copiously. We asked how Virginia had known such an intimate fact and she said his cock had been in her mouth at the time.
Sometimes, I don't really know whether I can believe Virginia or not. Her stories can be a little bit hard to swallow.
Floosie Williams gave us B-minus for the video project, which was reasonable, considering she can't really have had much hope of grasping the deeper underlying artistic concept of the production. She said she would have made it a B-plus, if the plot hadn't been so ridiculous.
Two other things happened during that first week.
The first was the announcement of a vacancy for a caretaker at St Cat's. It said, 'The applicant should have mechanical aptitude and a good head for heights, as some climbing of ladders is required.'
I phoned Jeremy, and he started work at the beginning of the next week!
The second was the arrival of a bulky letter by airmail, addressed to Miss Chauntaille Gruntworthy, c/o the Fifth Form, St Cat's. It had a Florida postmark. I opened it up and at first could make nothing of it at all. It seemed to be all scribble, closely-written figures and numbers, like chemical formulae. It was Smegs who discovered the letter which had slipped out and fallen on to my bed.
It was from Moggie Anderson.
It said: 'Dear Shan, Please forgive the scrawl; I am writing this in the afternoon break between lessons. Enclosed is a formula which some or all of you may have a use for. You may remember the gas which escaped and caused your breasts to grow. I was able to produce a concentrated version of the gas and pack it in aerosol spray-cans.
'Because of the occasionally unwelcome effects of an overdose of this concentrated version, I have worked out the formula for an antidote. It uses readily-obtainable chemicals. It produces a form of cream which has to be massaged into the affected areas and left for five days. During that period, it should start to work. Unfortunately, its effects are slightly unpredictable, so use it with care.
'Good luck, and please convey my fondest regards to Jeremy.
Mildred Anderson'
THE END