The Great Gazoob ----------------------- by guhbone *Sigh* I was lying naked on my bed, fondling my cock, my scrawny arms brushing against my ribs. My dick hardened in my hand, stretching a feeble 5 inches into the air. I sighed again. I wasted many a night wishing that I wasn't such a toothpick runt with a pathetically small dick. In my mind I imagined my dick swelling into a foot long log with big balls resting on my lap. My taut muscles rippled under my skin. A harem of sexy naked girls surrounded me, all of them exquisite exaggerations of my varied tastes in women. One young woman was standing proudly, her firm G-cups jutting into the air with blond hair cascading over her shoulders. Her waist tapered inwards before flaring out into wide, sexy hips and plush thighs. She was the perfect hourglass shape. Another woman towered over her, standing 9 feet tall. Muscles bulged obscenely from almost every possible location on her body. She, too, sported a pair of huge knockers that hung to her waist. Their suppleness contrasted heavily with her rock-hard body. A third was just about the giant's opposite. Fat rolls draped her squat body, her giant belly hanging to her knees. An impossibly massive ass wobbled in the air behind her and tapered, slightly, into hugely fat tree trunk thighs. Gargantuan tits rested on top of it all, with massive nipples just begging to be sucked. But even those tits seemed small compared to the next girl. The fourth woman had jugs so big she couldn't even stand up. She was resting atop her tits, delicate arms draped across their mass. A large round ass stuck up in the air behind her. A slim girl with small, perky tits cooed next to a lounging pleasantly plump girl with soft, round breasts, herself laying next to another pretty girl who was maybe three feet tall. A dozen more women surrounded me, each reflecting another perverse fantasy. My mind sung in anticipation. I came on to my stomach, my reverie snapping back harshly to reality. I sighed a third time as I began cleaning myself up. "How very pathetic," came the strangest, squeakiest voice I have ever heard. Gah! What the hell? My head whipped around in a panic, looking for the source of the voice. I couldn't see anybody. "Up here, Dum-dum," I heard the voice say. Looking up, I saw the most peculiar little man floating in the air. His skin was green, and he was dressed in green garb from head to toe with a short cape fluttering behind him. A large green helmet covered his oversized head, two little antennae sticking out from it's top. I gaped. "I am The Great Gazoob," the little green man said with a flourish. Blinking a couple of times, I said in confusion, "You mean The Great Gazoo?" "Who? No. My name is The Great Gazoob," he replied testily, "Who the hell is Gazoo? Well, no matter. I have been sent here from the Fifth Dimension to serve you." "You're...you're here to serve me?" I stammered. "For a limited time, yes," The Great Gazoob replied, "It's part of my community service. I will be spending the night fulfilling your every sexual fantasy." "Community service?" I asked. "Are you going to repeat everything I say, Dum-dum?" said Gazoob as he rolled his big eyes in exasperation, "Just take it on faith that I'm here to do your bidding. Against my will, I might add." "Oh...okay." I sat down on the bed. 'Wait? 'fulfilling my every sexual fantasy'?' I thought to myself. "*sigh* Yes," said the Great Gazoob as he snapped his little fingers. I felt a sharp burning sensation in my crotch. I looked down to see my flaccid dick swell and lengthen rapidly. Within moments my dick was as big as I had previously imagined it: 12" long and as thick as a coke can. It's fat length was resting between my legs to where my knees hooked over the edge of the bed. I was ecstatic! Except that it kept growing... Soon my dick snaked its way over the edge of the bed and stretched towards the floor, plumping thicker all the while. My balls, which I didn't even notice at first, began filling my lap, quickly swelling past the size of bowling balls. I felt the cool floorboards as my dick continued its expansion, creeping slowly towards my desk. I had to spread my legs to accommodate it's swelling girth. The thing was thicker than my leg. I stood up in shock, my huge balls bumping against my ankles. My dick flopped down from my torso, with a 90 degree bend where it was resting on the ground, and stretched another three or so feet beyond that. It was over a foot wide. Suddenly, the growth stopped. I was aghast. "What the hell am I supposed to do with a dick this big?!" I shouted to the little green man. "I don't know, let's ask her," said Gazoob as he snapped his fingers again. Suddenly Vicky from my economics class was in my room, standing there shocked in her nightgown. Her braless C-cups tented her top, perky nipples plainly visible. I felt a great stirring in my monster dick. "What the fuck? Dan? Is that you? Why the hell am I in your room? Is that your dick? Jesus H. Christ! I should fucking ..." She stopped suddenly in mid-sentence, her frame completely frozen in time. "What did you do to her?" I asked in wonderment. Was I dreaming? "I froze her in time," said Gazoob, "The bitch was getting on my nerves." "You can do that?" I splurted out. "I can do most anything," came The Great Gazoob's smug reply. He snapped his fingers again and we were instantly in a huge room with a high ceiling. I think it was an empty school gym. I was still standing there with my balls resting on my feet and my dick flopped in front of me. Vicky was entirely motionless, her mouth hanging open and her eyes furrowed in anger. "I think she needs an attitude change, don't you?" said Gazoob with a smirk. He snapped his fingers again. Vicky unfroze. "...kiss you," said Vicky as her face melted into a dreamy, lust-filled look. She sauntered sexily towards me, her wide hips sashaying under her nightgown. She rested one slender arm on my shoulder and whispered, "You have such a huge, sexy cock. I wish I could take it inside of me." "Heh heh heh," I heard Gazoob chuckle. Vicky gave no indication that she even noticed him. I heard the faint snap of his fingers. Vicky gracefully stepped over my dick with her long legs and placed her other hand on my right shoulder. I was shocked to see her grow taller and taller in front of me. Shocked and slightly turned on. Her nightgown quickly ripped to shreds. I was staring directly into her shaved snatch when she decided to crouch down over my cock. Even so, she was still taller than me - she had to be 14 feet tall standing - and still growing. She rubbed her huge pussy along the top of my massive cock. I could feel it's mass harden in response. Vicky shuffled backwards and sat down in front of my cockhead. Using her giant hands, she picked it up and rubbed it against her clit. My dick continued to harden before coming to a full eight foot erection. By this time Vicky's height was pushing 30 feet. She laid back and wrapped her hands around my shaft. She pulled my hard dick inside of her. I was helpless to resist against her gargantuan strength. My cock rubbed the inside of her pussy as she used me like a giant dildo. Her growing hands encircled more of my dick as she expanded. "Oh god, I want more!" she screamed. I felt my dick lengthen inside of her and felt the walls of her pussy stretch against my girth. She pumped me faster and faster inside of her giant body. We came like an explosion. Unable to brace myself against anything, I flew backwards, skidding to a halt some twenty feet away. My dick, resting halfway to her soaked pussy, was covered in her fluids. Vicky's 40 foot body was squirming in the throes of an orgasm. Car-sized tits jiggled in the air. I blinked. That was different. "So what's next Dum-dum?" said The Great Gazoob as he casually floated to my side. I noticed my dick was swiftly retracting into my body and shrinking in girth. When it was done, it still dangled past my knees and was thicker than my arm. Grapefruit-sized nuts hung behind it. "What do you mean, what's next?" I asked with a bit of anger, "Who are you, really?" The floating green man sighed another exasperated sigh. Vicky still moaned beside us, oblivious. "Dum-dum, I've already answered that," he said, "I have been sent here from the Fifth Dimension by the Q Council to serve you. It's part of my penance. I will be spending the rest of the night fulfilling your every sexual fantasy." "A penance? A penance for what?" I pressed. This whole experience was out-of-this-world. "Oh, I happened to create a doomsday device that would've destroyed the fabric of the universe had it gone off," replied Gazoob nonchalantly, "but it's not like I was going to set it off." He sighed, "I was sent here as a punishment for my efforts. I chose you because I found your fantasies decidedly wicked. You seemed like a fun candidate." I was having trouble wrapping my head around it. The Q Council? Doomsday device? It was like something out of a Superman comic book. "Now, what did you want to try next?" said the floating green man, tapping his fingers with impatience. Before I knew it I impulsively thought of my friend Kimberly. She was my closest friend, and she and I always had a fun time together. "Ah, a little crush do we have here?" Gazoob snapped his fingers. Kimberly flashed into being beside me, frozen in time like Vicky was before. Except Kimberly was naked. "Kim?" I started. She was standing there with her hands by her side. Her small boobs sat above her plumpish belly, which cast a light shadow over her wide hips. I secretly enjoyed watching it jiggle when she walked. "Hmm, a fat fantasy, eh?" I heard Gazoob murmur above me. He snapped his little fingers lightly. Fat began to billow under Kimberly's smooth skin. Her small belly began to pooch out, swell, then finally fold over onto her fattening thighs. Her already large hips widened considerably, fat piling on to saddlebags. Her arms were pushed outwards, first by love handles, then by a spare tire, and then by full-fledged rolls. Elbows disappeared under her arm fat as even they swelled. Her ass cheeks ballooned out behind her, giving her a distinct shelf of fat just below her back. Each orb was bigger than a 20lb sack of flour. Her formerly small boobs fleshed out into two large sagging funbags and rested heavily on her gut. Her whole body gave one last bulge before finally stopping. She must have been over 500 lbs. "539 lbs, to be exact," came Gazoob's un-asked for reply. "D...Dan?" I heard Kimberly whisper. I was terrified over what she'd think of this. "Don't worry, Dum-dum, she's always wanted to be your fantasy," Gazoob remarked, "Have some fun! Vicky is!" I looked beyond Gazoob to see Vicky fingering herself furiously with her giant hands. She was completely lost in her self-ministrations. "Dan?" said Kimberly again, that same glazed look of lust filling her face as it did Vicky's moments ago, "Fuck me, Dan." I had a raging 18" erection. She pushed me on to my back, my scrawny body enveloped in her fat. I felt the sides of her plush thighs caress my hips as she worked herself into a position to take in my cock. Her big belly rested on my slim stomach and flowed around it, probably touching the floor beside me. Fat boobs filled the space on between our chests. Getting my hands free, I helped Kimberly move her apron out of the way so that I could fuck her. With one plump hand she grabbed my shaft and guided me into her moist pussy. I slipped in easily. She gasped as she worked herself down onto my pole, her fat ass pressing into my hips. My hands found her massive love handles. Slowly we built up a rhythm, her fat belly gliding along my body and her ass slapping against my thighs. Faster and faster she began to ride my shaft as my thrusts became more frantic. My hips lifted off the ground to push into her plump body. "More, Danny, more!" she cried. Promptly, I felt her belly spread farther over my torso, Her fat spilled over my arms and pinned me to the ground. I could feel the fat on her ass swell to my knees as Kimberly grew fatter and fatter on top of me. She was still bucking like a madwoman, giant boobs flopping, when I came furiously inside of her. She came with her own quivering shudder. She crawled off me and rolled onto her back and spread her gargantuan legs apart. Her belly flopped down in front of her pussy and I had to lift it out of the way to get access. I was driven in my need to fuck her. Leaning over her fatter belly, I stretched my arms as wide as I could over her and propped myself on the ground. Each arm was ringed by a massive thigh below, a humongous boob above and a soft belly on the side. I began to thrust. She had to be over 600 lbs now. "Actually, closer to seven!" I heard Gazoob call from a distance, "She's 692 lbs!" "Harder, Danny! Harder!" cried Kimberly, her chins wobbling, "I'm coming!" With a massive buck Kim threw me onto my ass. Her belly exploded in size, swallowing her thunderous thighs and swelling past her knees. Remarkably, she sat up, her massive boobs swelling off to her side. Fat rolls from her belly flowed over her ankles and her massive ass spread out two feet in every direction. Out of nowhere a table filled with food appeared and Kimberly began munching away contentedly. She was huge. "1437 lbs, to be exact," I heard Gazoob casually say. Still, I couldn't tear my eyes from her great quivering boobs. They were beyond huge. "I figured that's where you'd go next," said Gazoob practically in my ear. I glanced over at him only to see Melanie, my knockout neighbour, playing with the nipples of her DD tits. Her head was thrown back in pleasure, her glossy blond hair cascading over her shoulders. Actually, her tits weren't DDs anymore. They were twice as big as I remembered them, and swelling fast. It wasn't long before the smooth orbs swelled beyond her navel, her thick nipples popping out of reach of her hands. Melanie continued to rub her breasts in pleasure anyway, oblivious of the world around her. The tits continued their growth as they sloped gently from her chest, arcing two feet in front of her, before curling back to her hips. Her soft, curly blond pubic hair was quickly lost from sight, and yet she still grew. Their weight began to pull Melanie forward as her breasts crept down past her knees and then her shins. Within moments they touched the ground and began to spread across the smooth gym floor. Titflesh pushed Melanie's legs out from under her and she flopped onto their immense mass, delicate arms draped over their sides. Fat, coke-bottle sized nipples rested in front of her. Her breasts continued their growth, propping up her ass until her hips were bent at about a 90 degree angle. Finally, they stopped. Almost without thought, I walked around Melanie's massive tits. My erection swayed left to right and back again with each step I took. Melanie's eyes locked on to my dick until I walked out of sight behind her. Her pussy was so wet she was dripping down the inside of her smooth leg. "Please fuck me, Dan," she whimpered. I obliged. My entire 18" cock slipped easily inside of her. Thrusting as I was against her round ass, both of our bodies rocked in motion with her tits. Her body rode the waves of titflesh back and forth, drilling herself onto my shaft on the backswing with a loud smack. "Oh god Danny, I want more!" she cried. Her boobs began to swell. Melanie was propped more and more upright as her tits swelled underneath her. Her feet were lifted off the ground as she laid on top of the fat mounds at a 45 degree angle to the ground. I continued to fuck her hard, the rocking motion becoming more pronounced. Titflesh flowed around my ankles as I stood between the bottom part of her cleavage. Both of my hands were clutching her ass as I rose to a crescendo. She was screaming my name with each thrust. With a mighty roar and an ear-piercing shriek we came together. I backed out from behind her, slipping my thin legs from between her cleavage. Melanie was moaning sleepily, caressing her boobs with her arms. My whole body was exhausted from the effort. "Hrmmm, maybe if you worked out more," mused Gazoob. Another snap of his fingers could be heard. I felt instantly revitalized. I stared in wonder at my arm as muscle fleshed out my scrawny frame in seconds. Baseball, then softball sized biceps filled my eyes. I glanced down at my legs to see them bulge into solid tree trunks of their own only to have my view obscured by my massive pecs. I felt the ridges of my abs with my hands, counting 10 distinct muscles. Holy shit. "Hmmm...and maybe a girl to match," said Gazoob with another snap of his fingers. I turned around to see tiny little Jessica staring up at my pecs. Her slim, boyish 5'1" body was dwarfed by my bodybuilder physique. She suddenly gasped. In a span of only moments she grew tall enough to stare me in the eye. Muscles swelled on her slim body as her tits swelled even faster. Her arms flexed powerfully as biceps the size of softballs formed, themselves surrounded by corded muscles. Rock hard slabs of muscle sprung up on her calves and thighs, pushing her legs apart. An eight-pack popped out on her abs, the top row beginning to be overshadowed by her tits. When her growth was done, she looked like a feminine version of Arnold at his peak, except she had big tits jutting proudly from her chest, supported by cut pecs. Lust washed over her face. We kissed passionately as we pushed up against each other, the thick muscle of my chest pressed tightly against her tits. I felt her nails dig in to my shoulders as my own hands fondled her tits. Their suppleness drove me wild. My hands found her muscular hips and squeezed. I lifted her easily and poised her moist pussy at the head of my foot and a half long club. She wrapped her powerful legs around my torso as I thrusted her down onto my cock. "Oh god Danny!" I thrusted hard into her, banging against her pussy with a fury. Powerful muscles massaged my dick from the inside of her pussy. Both of her hands clawed into my back as she let out gasps of pleasure. I was buried to the hilt with each powerful thrust. Jessica grew heavier in my hands as her muscles swelled to impossible proportions. I felt her body tense in my hands. She came explosively on my cock and I came shortly after with a grunt. We slid to the floor in a tangle of limbs, sweat glistening off both of our bodies. Extracting myself from her legs, I stood up and walked woozily to lean on the wall. "Well, my time is up!" Gazoob said suddenly, "See you later, Dum-dum!" The Great Gazoob simply winked out of existence. "WHAT?!" I yelled. This was followed by a chorus of "What the hell happened to me?!" from all of the girls, Vicky's giant voice drowning out them all. "Oh shit," I yelped. Eyes began turning towards me, angry stares boring holes into my skin. Jessica was stomping towards me, cracking her big knuckles. I gulped. Suddenly everyone froze in time but me. "Damn it, Gazoob!" said a tall man walking out from behind Kimberly's bulk. He had close cropped hair and a hawkish nose and was wearing a futuristic red and black tunic with shiny black boots. A brooch with a strange insignia was pinned to his left breast, "I have to clean up one of your messes again." The man saw me and walked towards me and nodded. "Hello, Dan. I am Q," said the man. "You mean, like from Star Trek?" I asked quizzically. "Like Star what? No. I am Q, from the Q Council," he said with a small air of arrogance, "I see that the Bungling Gazoob has left another sap in a fine mess." "Can you fix us?" I asked hopefully, a little taken aback. "Well, we'll see what I can do," he replied and clapped his hands twice. The world flashed. *** I was just sitting down at a booth in the Burger Baron, adjusting my flaccid 12 inch dick into a comfortable position between my heavily muscled legs, when I saw Kimberly waddle in. She saw me and waved a fat hand, her upper arms jiggling furiously, a big smile splitting her face. Her three-foot wide hips were stuffed into black spandex pants, the elastic band stretching out two feet to encompass her monumental belly. Giant fat tits made obvious bulges under her tent-like shirt, balanced only by the quivering orbs of the massive ass behind her. She ordered her food and waddled to my booth, her gigantic thighs rubbing together and pushing against a belly apron that hung nearly to her knees. A mountain of food filled her tray. She squeezed into the other side of the booth, nearly taking up the whole bench. I then heard my name called out from the other side of the restaurant and looked up to see Jessica and Melanie walking over, with Vicky trailing behind them. Vicky towered over everyone else in the building with her sleek 6'9" frame. She took slow steps so as not to overtake Jessica and Melanie in front of her. Even in jeans and a t-shirt, I could make out every muscle on Jessica's body bulging and rippling during the walk over to my booth. Massive pythons as big as my own stuck out from her short sleeves, threatening to tear the fabric. Even her abs were clearly defined through her shirt. Thighs that could crack walnuts stretched her pants to the limit. And I could barely take my eyes off Melanie's beachball boobs. Her enormous tits wobbled gloriously within their 34Q bra, sloping 18 inches from her chest to her navel and obscuring the view of her arms. She sat down next to me and I felt her soft hip push into mine as she hefted first her left then her right breast onto the tabletop. They wobbled before her as she shifted down to make room for Jess. Vicky pulled up a loose chair and sat at the end of the table, her long curvy legs stretching out under the table. We were all smiling. "I had the weirdest dream last night..." I began.