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Powergirl: The Pink Kryptonite By Grenshaw -Disclaimer: Why are you reading this crap?- Prologue���������� ����������� The two construction workers sat on a metal beam in downtown Metropolis, chatting nonchalantly as they ate lunch. Suddenly, one of them looked up. �Hey Joe, is that thing a bird?� Bob said, pointing at a figure traveling through the sky. �Naah,� replied Joe, taking a bite out of his sandwich. �It�s a plane.� �Planes can�t fly over the city, dumbass,� said Bob. He squinted his eyes. �Maybe its Superman,� he said. Joe squinted at the object as well. �Naah. Can�t be Superman. Ain�t he in another galaxy or something? That�s what I heard. Besides, that is definitely a woman. Look at that rack! You can see it from a mile away!� he said. Bob squinted more. �Oh yeah�Jesus Christ! What a set uh hooters! I thought maybe it was Superman�s pecs or somethin�, but those things look like twin basketballs flying around in the sky!� The two laughed. �So who do you reckon it is?� asked Bob. �I don�t know. Maybe it�s Wonderwoman. She�s got pretty big jugs. But I didn�t think they were that big,� said Joe. �Naah, it wouldn�t be Wonderwoman. Why would she be flyin� over Metropolis? Besides, the costume�s different,� Bob said. �Oh wait! I know who that is! I think that�s Powergirl!� he exclaimed. �Oh yeah, I remember her,� said Joe. �Maybe she should be called Powerbroad,� he chuckled. �Yeah,� continued Bob, �Or Powertits!� The two workers suddenly heard the lunch whistle go off. They went back to work, continuing to think up whory names for the figure that was circling above them, hearing their every word. ����������� ����������� Kara Zor�El, a.k.a. Powergirl, ignored the comments of the construction workers that drifted up to her ears as she flew through the sunny sky. She could go down and give them a piece of her mind, but if she did that to everyone who poked fun at her large breasts, she wouldn�t have any mind left to give. Besides, that would only invite unnecessary ogling from everyone on the street, and she didn�t want that. Suddenly, Powergirl detected a strange signal that was on a very high frequency. Normal human ears wouldn�t be able to hear it, but thanks to her super-hearing, Powergirl could hear almost anything. Besides her, only Superman or Supergirl would be able to hear that kind of noise. In fact, it was that information that made the situation suspicious. Why send out a signal that only a kryptonian could hear? With Superman in a distant galaxy, and Supergirl on the watchtower on the moon, Powergirl was the only one who would hear it. Kara considered the possibility of a trap as she honed in on the signal, somewhere in the warehouse district of Metropolis. ����������� She hovered outside the building where the sound was coming from, and, using her X-ray vision scanned the complex for possible threats. Unfortunately, the building was old, and despite new Metropolis regulations, lined with lead in the walls. There were no solid lead walls, mind you, but there was just enough to scatter her X-ray vision so that she couldn�t make out any shapes. Rather than burst through the ceiling into a possible ambush, Kara touched down near the entrance and cautiously walked in. ����������� The building was dark, as there were no windows to let in daylight. Powergirl followed the ringing sound to the center of the building, taking care to muffle her footsteps and listen for any sounds of movement that would suggest ambush. She came to a large oak door, under which light was filtering out. Someone was in there, and that was where the sound was coming from. Kara slowly tried to open the door using the handle, but to no avail. It was locked. �Oh well, she thought, so much for being quiet. Powergirl grabbed hold of the handle and, using her superhuman strength, ripped the door off its hinges. She barged into the large office, ready for an attack. ����������� But none came. Instead, at the far end of the office, behind a large oak desk, a leather chair swung around, where Lex Luthor sat, holding a small device. He pushed a button on the device, and the sound abruptly stopped. �Powergirl,� he said with a sinister tone, �So good of you to join me.� Kara walked over to the desk slowly, guard still up. Despite the fact that Lex Luthor looked harmless, he was far from it. He was one of the most maniacal villains that walked the planet, and was capable of almost anything, despite his mortal status. �Luthor,� she said with a grimace. �How did you escape jail again?� she stopped in the center of the room. Any closer, and he might spring a trap. He laughed evilly. �When are you superdupes going to get it?� he asked. �Anybody can be bribed; the only question is how much.� Kara crossed her arms. �You�re despicable,� she spat. �Ha! I love hearing that,� Luthor said maliciously. �Now that the small talk is over, you might be wondering why I brought you here.� Powergirl tensed up. �I was about to ask you that,� she said. ����������� Luthor reclined in his chair. �Well,� he said, �here�s the deal. I have a bomb hidden somewhere in this city. It�s well hidden, and I know all your tricks. Give me one billion dollars, or I�ll blow it,� he said with a wicked smile. Powergirl suddenly, and unexpectedly, flew over to him at superspeed, lifting him by his collar into the air. �You�re bluffing� she said coldly. Luthor grinned down at her. �Actually, I am,� he said. �I just wanted you to come over here so I could test this out,� he cackled, pulling a pink stone out of his pocket. �It�s a new kind of Kryptonite,� he said wickedly, holding it to Kara�s face. Powergirl gasped, dropping Luthor back into his chair and backing away. Luthor was always synthesizing new versions of the stone that was deadly to kryptonians; there was no telling what this kind would do. Luthor held the glowing stone in his outstretched hand. �I don�t know what pink Kryptonite does, but you�re as good a guinea pig as anyone,� he said. Kara crossed her arms over her face, trying to shield herself from the rays. But then she realized that nothing was happening. She slowly uncoiled her arms, looking at the stone. The kryptonite didn�t seem to be doing anything. Powergirl checked herself over for any blemishes, scars, or injuries. Nothing had changed, and she felt fine. Luthor thrust the pink rock at her, trying to make it do something. �Damn it!� exclaimed Luthor. �It doesn�t do anything.� Powergirl started laughing. �Guess your little rock isn�t all it�s cracked up to be,� she chuckled. She calmly walked over to him and pried it from his hands. �Woooh,� she said, holding it to Luthor�s face. �See? Nothing,� she said. �Now why don�t you come with me; I�m sure we have a nice jail cell for you with robotic sentries. I�m gonna like seeing you try to bribe those things.� ����������� She grabbed Luthor�s arm and started to pull him along, but he stood rooted to the spot, looking at Powergirl�s chest, as if seeing it for the first time. �Oh come on,� Kara said. �I thought you were better than that. Stop staring at my boobs and let�s go.� But Luthor only pointed at her breasts. �What?� she asked, looking down. �What the�� Kara let go of Luthor and put her hands to her breasts. �Is it just me, or are my boobs bigger?� she asked referring to the beachball-sized breasts that now hung from her chest. Kara looked back at Luthor�s stunned expression. �Yep, they�re bigger all right.� She hadn�t noticed the increasing weight because of her superstrength. What was worse; as Powergirl watched, she could see them slowly getting larger. The oval-shaped window that displayed her cleavage was widening, and her suit was stretching further away from her body. �Holy shit!� exclaimed Kara. �My tits are growing!� She and Luthor both watched as they expanded in her suit, showing no signs of slowing down. �Oh my god!� Kara shouted as she realized what was causing this, and held the pink kryptonite up. She dropped it, stepping away. However, Luthor was too fast. He snatched it out of the air and started advancing towards Powergirl, holding the stone in his hand and laughing. �I guess the tables have turned, dear,� he said with a sardonic grin. Powergirl leaped upward, attempting to fly away. But the kryptonite seemed to rob her of that ability. She only managed to jiggle her massive breasts as she came crashing down. ����������� �So I guess it does do something after all,� Luthor said vindictively, continuing his advance. Powergirl backed away, throwing her arms over her expanding boobs, but to no avail. They were slowly growing too big for her grasp. �Luthor, stop it!� she exclaimed. �I�m too big!� He laughed. �Well, this didn�t have quite the effect I was hoping for, but it seems to do the job. Pretty soon you�ll be immobilized by your own body!� he chuckled. Kara turned around and tried to run away at superspeed, but she couldn�t do that either. In fact, the kryptonite was slowly sapping all of her powers. She could feel her superstrength draining, too, as her breasts became heavier and heavier to her. She tried to run for the door in a last attempt to get away, but her boobs had grown too large, and she bounced off the doorway, falling on her bottom. She moved her legs out from underneath her massive tits and groaned, now unable to stand back up because of the weight. She was in a kneeling position, leaning against her boobs. Tears started to emit from her suit, despite its stretchiness; every material has its limit. Luthor calmly circled around Powergirl�s inflating bosom. �Luthor,� she pleaded again. �Please, just stop. They�re too big. You�ve won,� she said dejectedly. �It�s funny,� he said, ignoring her. �So many simpletons have been pondering which of you superwomen had the biggest breasts.� He placed the kryptonite in her cleavage, out of her reach. �Well now they�ll know,� he said, and calmly walked away. ����������� �No!� Powergirl shouted. �Luthor, come back here!� But there was no response in the empty warehouse. More rips sounded as her suit slowly gave in. The rate of expansion had increased as the stone was placed directly in between her boobs. �Shit!� she exclaimed, trying to lean forward and reach the kryptonite. But it was out of her reach, lodged firmly in her cleavage. Her breasts were now the size of beanbag chairs, and still expanding rapidly. Kara leaned into her breasts forcefully, trying to joggle it out. But it wouldn�t budge. Suddenly, a thought occurred to her. She couldn�t reach the stone because her breasts were spread out from being flat on the ground. Maybe if she could just lift them enough�Kara tapped into her reserves of strength, depleted as they were. With a huge effort, she managed to lift most of the mass of her breasts upward. Keeping the weight on her knees, she reached into her cleavage. �Come on�� Powergirl said as she fished around between her boobs. She couldn�t see anything over the curve. �There!� she exclaimed as her fingertip brushed the stone. She was just barely able to grasp it in her fingertips; a minute later and it would have been pushed away by her growing breasts. She got it in her hand and pulled it out of her cleavage, making a suction sound as she did so. Kara then wound up and threw the stone as hard as she could through the door. It clattered somewhere in the warehouse. ����������� Powergirl could feel as her power returned to its superhuman state. She was soon able to lift herself to her feet. However, her breasts were so big that, even standing upright, the bottoms touched the floor. They had stopped growing, but were now each the size of small sedans. Her suit was in tatters; its stretchiness was no match for her growth. It just barely covered her nipples, which had also increased in size, but were still proportionally smaller than normal. Kara tensed her powerful muscles and leaped into the sky, smashing through the roof of the warehouse. She would get revenge on Lex Luthor someday, but right now she needed to find Zatanna. She could fix this. Carrying her massive boobs in her hands, she ascended into the sky, headed for the watchtower. Boy would the JLA get a surprise. Epilogue: ����������� Bob and Joe, and the rest of Metropolis, looked upwards as an enormous shadow passed over the city. �Is that what I think it is, Bob?� asked Joe, gulping. �I think it is,� replied Bob, seeing the contours of the huge mass that flew in the sky above them. They looked at each other, looked back up, and promptly fainted. ����������� Lex Luthor sat back in his luxurious office, holding another sample of pink kryptonite in his hand. �Hmm,� he said with wonder, �I wonder how Supergirl will like this?� The End���������.? Questions, comments, suggestions ? Email me! grenshaw500@yahoo |