I never meant for her chest to grow quite as much as it did; I actually feel kind of sorry for her about it. I mean, she can't even get out of bed anymore!

But she seems to enjoy it. She's already turned down breast reduction surgery as "unnecessary" and attempting to use the artifact in reverse as "useless" - but she did say that if I tracked down another one I could use it on her as well...

Oh, sorry. I guess I'd better explain myself. I'm Phillip Krebs, and the object of my attention is my good friend (perhaps even my girlfriend, though she may deny it) Jessica. I'd better start at the beginning, however, if you are to understand what in the world I'm talking about, and why Jess has boobs the size of cars.

Oh, there I go, getting ahead of myself again.

"Jess, are you about done over there?" Phillip called across the exhibit floor. "It's just about closing time, and I'd hate to be locked in here. This place might be neat to visit, but I wouldn't want to spend the night."

Jess's voice echoed back from the far end of the hall. "Just a minute! Just let me look at this last piece."

Phillip sighed and began trudging in the direction of her voice. They'd been in the museum for almost six hours by his count, far too long, even if they were history buffs. Sure, the first few displays had been enjoyable, but the excitement quickly wore off for him.

Not so for Jess. She'd wander among the artifacts here until she dropped dead from exhaustion - and then drag herself along by sheer will. Phillip was amazed by her ability to soak up information like a sponge. He was a year above her in college; she was already taking more advanced ancient history classes then him. It rankled slightly, but he could deal with it.

Rounding a corner, Phillip found jess crouched in front of a display of...well, what were those? Looked like -

"No, they're too big for grinding stones, too small for weapons, and too heavy to use as jewelry. What are these?"

"They look like stone dildos!" Phillip exclaimed before he could contain himself.

Jess stood suddenly, looking unperturbed by the remark. She eyed Phillip seriously. "You think so? I've never seen a dildo before - are they usually this wide?"

Phillip blushed. "Uh, well, uh, I don't really know myself. I mean, how would I? Uh, uh, oh." His shoulders slumped at the bemused look on Jess's face. She was enjoying seeing Phillip get all flustered.

"Well, if that's what you think they are, I'll ask if the research team's looked at that use seriously yet." Her face hadn't shown any signs that she was kidding about this part.

Phillip looked at her strangely. Was this uptight lab assistant serious? That wasn't exactly something you brought up casually in conversation. 'Excuse me, Mrs. Morimoto, did you consider that artifact #2024-C is a prehistoric dildo?' Phillip was flabbergasted.

"Right. You go ahead and do that." They left the museum.

A few weeks later, Phillip received a phone call from Jessica. "Hey Phillip. Remember that artifact we were looking at just before we left the museum?"

"Uh, no? Why should I have?"

"The dildos, Phillip! Do you remember?"

"Oh. Err. Um..." There was an awkward pause, which Jess took as a sign to go ahead with her story.

"Anyway, I asked Mrs. Morimoto about them, and she said that her team hadn't looked too hard at them. They were busy with the mummified human remains. Did you read about how that's coming -"

"I did actually, Jess, since I am in Mrs. Morimoto's class this semester - I have to clean the damned things. What did you call to tell me?"

"Well, Mrs. Morimoto was so impressed with my initiative about the dildos that she said that I could do some study on them, along with any one of her students!"

Phillip groaned. He could see where this was going. The groan was not so much over working with Jess - that he could stand - but the time she took in getting to the point. "Yes, Jess, I'll do it."

"Oh! Thank you! But how did you know I was going to ask?"

Phillip shook his head slowly and hung up.

Phillip arrived at the research lab at eight in the evening a week later. This was the only time that they could actually work on Jess's project on a weekly basis, due to conflicting schedules.

Jess met him at the door. "Ready to get to work?"

"I really don't see why you need me here for this. Isn't this a one-person job?"

Jess shrugged.

Inside, the few small dildos were laid out on a clean work table. One much larger one, almost three feet in length, rested in a wooden crate on the floor. Phillip figured that that one was used for show, and not as an actual pleasure device. It would tear any woman in half!

Jess got right down to work on the three smaller dildos, cleaning them up and taking photographs. Phillip went to work on the large one, scraping and sponging the dirt that 3,000 years of burial had left on it.

After a while, they took a short break. Looking at the cold stone shapes, Jess stopped and said: "I wonder what one of these feels like inside a person."

Phillip almost chocked on his drink. Was his little conservative lab partner a repressed pervert?

"I mean, these could have been used in rituals of human sacrifice. I wonder why, though. Could it have been some twisted symbol of defeating the enemy, or some sort of twisted sexual anesthetic, or..."

Phillip tuned her out. Nope. Not repressed, just a damn good history student.

They finished and packed up, handling the old stones with care.

The next few weeks rolled by monotonously. Phillip went and worked on the dicks (as he took to thinking about them as) every week. His grades fluctuated. His girlfriend prospects remained dim. Archeology wasn't a sexy major, even in a college town.

Jessica, however, seemed to be undergoing a second puberty - or perhaps she'd finally gotten her first, Phillip thought, thinking of her small breasts when the project had started. Now, her breasts were a respectable B cub, quite a gain for the slight woman.

"I wonder why I'm growing," she prompted Phillip one night during a break. "I've been flat for as long as I've been alive."

Phillip couldn't really answer. How was he supposed to know? He was a guy, for crying out loud. Guys liked tits after they grew, not as they did. Well, most guys. Phillip was enjoying watching Jess worry about her breasts - but he couldn't show that to her; she'd think he was some sort of pervert.

The next week, Phillip arrived a little early for the work, maybe a half-hour. He noticed the lights were already on inside. 'Jess must be here already,' he thought, 'I'll just go on in.'

He entered to hear a loud gasp, and a startled "Phillip!" Jess sat on the stool at the table, masturbating furiously. "You, uh...weren't supposed to see this." Her shirt was pulled up, and her recently-grown breasts were plainly visible, the nipples sticking straight out due to her careful genital ministrations.

Phillip stared and tried to pick his jaw up off the floor. She was getting off to ancient rocks? This girl was even weirder then she first appeared. "Uh, that's OK...why don't you, uh, cover up..." he said, finally averting his eyes.

There was a hasty re-arranging of clothes. "OK, uh, I'm better now."

Phillip turned to look at her. She seemed flushed and sweaty still. "Could we, uh, talk?" She asked nervously. Phillip thought she though he might go running screaming out the door - which he couldn't understand at all.

"Sure." Phillip and Jessica walked over to the bench where they had been taking their breaks. "So, what was that all about?"

"Well, uh." She shifted uncomfortably. "Promise me you won't tell another soul about this."

"Of course."

"Well, about two weeks ago, I began to get a strong urge to masturbate. I started with it only once a day, in the bathroom, but after about a week, it got stronger. Soon, I was masturbating every chance I got. This evening, after a good hour-long session -" the blush returned to her face. God, she is cute when she does that, though Phillip. "-I felt like I really needed to come here early and masturbate using the artifacts. I can't do that, obviously," now she blushed even deeper, revealing just how bad she wanted to, "but I can masturbate near them."

Phillip shifted to attempt to avoid letting her see his hard-on. "Your chest started growing about the same time, didn't it?" He was beginning to put two and two together. There was more to these old rocks then dirt and moss.

She nodded. "Do you think my hormones are acting up or something?"

He shook his head absently. "No..." If he was right, it'd be the biggest breakthrough in years of research. If he was wrong, he risked getting thrown out of college. "Jess, why don't you use one of those dildos?"

She quivered mightily at the thought. "But I can't! It might damage them!"

"Come on, they're rocks! They've been around for 3,000 years already - what in your pussy's going to hurt them?"

She looked indecisive for a moment, torn between her hormones and the historian inside. The woman inside her, however, won out. Standing, she went over to the table and picked up the smallest one. She then undid her pants and took a deep breath, seemingly forgetting that Phillip was even sitting there and could see everything.

Then she plunged it in and began working it back and forth. "Ooooo...that's really good...."

Phillip stood and began massaging her breasts from behind. She moaned louder, moved faster. She was remarkably easy to orgasm, a talent found in too few women.

They continued the process, building her towards orgasm. After almost 15 minutes of rhythmic gyrating, she came with a shriek.

Phillip immediately felt her breasts change in his hands. They were firmer, bigger, heavier... He spun her so he could talk to her. "Jess! Look at your breasts now!"

She gasped with surprise, then joy as she palmed her now C-cup breasts. "The dildos...they're magic!" She smiled lustfully and began pumping on the dildo again, but her face quickly turned sour. "This dildo's too small now!" She complained, setting it down and grabbing the next one, slightly larger and thicker. She examined it in the air, feeling the weight and thickness, looking for all the world like a connoisseur examining a vintage wine. "This feels better." They both got back to work, Jessica pumping and Phillip massaging.

She came again, this time paying attention to her breasts. She giggled like a little girl as she watched them swell up again, from their fine C to a ravishing DD. As they grew, Jess intenalized the feelings for later. Wow... This makes my skin feel so tight. They're so heavy, too! Soo much bigger now. I wonder what Phillip thinks I look like? Am I better than the girls in the cafeteria? On her petit frame, they looked even bigger, almost out of proportion on her.

"Aww! This one's too small now too!" She looked down at her now-swollen cunt. Then she noticed the bulge in the crotch next to hers. "Ooo, are you excited too?" Bending over, she undid his pants and watched his dick pop out. "Very excited, I see." She guided the throbbing member into her vagina, noticing that it was a little bigger than the last dildo on the table.

The two tired students lay on the bench. They had fucked six ways from Tuesday, and her breasts hadn't changed a bit. She was a little disappointed, but not too badly - she now at least had breasts! DD's, even! No more little-titty Jessica here, oh no!

She gave a big sigh of contentment and rubbed herself along Phillip's body. He stirred, and looked around the room. His eyes suddenly alighted upon the 3-foot-long dick in the crate.

She followed his gaze, and her eyes widened. Now that was a challenge. Phillip and Jess had tested her new cunt's stretching capabilities, and hadn't found a limit, although it was hard to get it wider than around three inches in diameter - an obsene size, sure, but it sure felt small to her.

"Feel up to it, Jess?"

She contemplated, rubbing her crotch with a free hand. "OK, but really slowly at first."

"Of course."

They stood and lifted the heavy dildo out of the box, setting it upright. Jess stood over it and began to very slowly lower towards the head. She quivered wildly when her pussy lips touched the tip - it was cold! But this fear was quickly washed away by the sensations that she got from the enormous cock, and she slid down and covered 3 inches of it. She was already stretched almost 5 inches in diameter.

"Keep going, you look fine to me." Phillip said, yeaning down, right next to her cunt, now and then licking it lightly.

Her pussy swallowed another inch, with her cunt widening another inch-and-a-half. She moaned, but Phillip grabbed her arm and said "No. Not yet. Hold them in."

She nodded and bit her lower lip, then gained another two inches on the dildo. She was stretched almost a foot wide. Another two inches, and she had the entire width of the cock handled: a foot and three inches.

She now had the rest of the length to go: 28 inches. She took it two inches at a time, a minute each.

In a quarter-hour, she had the entire enormous dildo inside of her. It looked like she had eaten an entire buffet table, her midsection was so stretched. She slowly - ever-so-slowly - began to work up-and-down on the dildo, moaning as she went. Phillip helped lift her up off the ground, since the pleasure was making it almost impossible to stand.

Up, down; up, down; up, down; up, dow-"Ohhhh Myyyyy Gawwwwwd!" she bellowed out as she came.

Phillip noticed changes immediately; most notable, her tits smashed him in the face! He leapt backward, and watched as she sat on the dildo and moaned. Her breasts rapidly exploded past any bra size, touching the floor in seconds; after this lengthy growth, they began to fill out into general spheres, each now bigger than the dildo that had birthed them. He reached out and hugged them wildly, loving he feeling of warm flesh growing against him. he lay on top of them, rubbing and massaging the taught skin. He could feel the ponderous weight, even from on top; tables and chairs moving aside for the stately procession of growth.

She grabbed them and squeezed, loving the feeling of growth on her hands. Her hands couldn't reach her own nipples; they couldn't even reach halfway to them. The breasts grew and grew, now together perhaps the size of a very small car. The nipples must have been the size of soda bottles.

And still she grew. The room was in disarray, Phillip could see. Each breast the size of a solid desk, together a good-sized car. The breasts had pushed moved or crushed anything in the room that was near them. He gripped the pale skin firmly, taking some hope in the fact that the breasts were firm - she would never need a bra again. They actually felt stuffed, like they were very dense - like there was more ability to grow packed inside and not yet released.

She moaned loudly. "I think they've stopped."

Phillip was rendered speechless for possibly the first time in his life.

And that's the story. I guess we're dating now, though we can't go out much together. We do enjoy each other's company often, however. She loves a good massage of her massive glans; I enjoy just looking at them.

The dildos seem to lose their power after one use; the current theory is that they were entombed in working order so that the princess could use them if her boobs didn't make it to the afterlife with her. Other finds from the same region have been examined for the same powers, with female scientists lining up to work on them. Quite a few have proven to have the same properties as ours; however, only one the size of the last one has ever been found.

Jessica now has the largest breasts in the world, the most sensitive, and, although she doesn't like to admit it, she weighs the most of any person. Her boobs are a constant pleasure, she tells me. They've made her famous and a millionaire - so much so that she never has to work again in her life. Good thing, too, since it's tough to even move around with them.

No one's talking marriage yet, but I think we've got something special going. I can see it whenever she sees children around - her eyes light up.

Now, what we forgot to mention to the investigators was that we only used two of the three small dildos. I have no idea what has happened to the artifacts - they could be on display somewhere for all I know. But one of them is still 'live'. I personally think that it might have soaked up some of the powers from the large one - it might be a very valuable lump of rock.

I wonder if anyone's going to find it?