****** Weekend in the Woods by Stubers ******
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Weekend in the Woods


Dearest readers:

It's been a while since I've written a story for you. I have no idea where this
will go, it'll be gooey and dirty and strange, as all scat stories are. If
you're not into it, go and read something else.

I'll take the names from previous stories so there will be continuity. Let me
tell you about myself. I'm married with children - 2 girls. If the woman knew
of my desires, well, you know what would happen. I'm a crossdresser who is also
bi-sexual. A friend said, not knowing of my bi-sexuality, that all people are
possible targets for a bi-sexual. Well, almost true. The following story is
fantasy, or is it...??


Karen and Stu have known a lot of people for a long time. They swing with a
group of different people from time to time. If you've read previous
adventures, you know that no holds are barred. Same for this time.

Bob and Fran have a home in the woods in the mountains. It's lovely. It can
sleep six comfortably, but this weekend, twelve would have to fit. Don't worry,
they did. They have a Jacuzzi on a great deck that surrounds the back of the
house. It's totally secluded. The house is in a gated community with the
purpose of total privacy. Lives in the city are too complicated, so the idea of
the area was to have owners have a place that they could unwind with no nosey
folks around. Bob and Fran have had the house for a couple of years now and
relish the opportunity to relax with friends. The house has two stories and
three bedrooms, a spacious kitchen and living and dining rooms upstairs. They
have a downstairs with a rec room with a shower. The builder would build to
their specifications and Bob asked for a drain in the floor. He also asked for
the Jacuzzi to have a drain with a side nozzle to which a showerhead could be
attached.

The weekend was to be a reunion weekend. Bob and Fran had invited Stu and
Karen, Jim and Nancy, Tim and Ginny, Lorenzo and Julie and Mark and Sue to
visit. Everyone knew the purpose so there were no couples who wouldn't come and
help with the festivities. It was agreed that the couples would bring food and
whatnot so there would be no excuse for running out of things.

The house was about two hours from the city, so slowly the group assembled. It
was agreed upon that no fun and games would start until all arrived. Mark and
Sue were the last to arrive about 6:30 as Sue couldn't leave work. As the
couples were hungry after a long drive, it was agreed that dinner would be the
first order of business. All twelve folks went to work to make dinner. The
table was set, the wine opened, the grill lit and the cooking commenced. The
menu consisted of salad with blue cheese and crushed walnuts, steak and chicken
on the grill, baked potatoes, Spanish rice, green beans and drinks. The friends
talked about work, their kids and the general things that couples talk about
when they get together.

"Bob, I see you have a nozzle by the Jacuzzi," commented Tim. "What do you use
it for?"

"I have detachable heads. It's great to clean up the deck and I have a small
head that the water can be regulated to give someone an enema. Wait until
later, I'll show you how it works."

Fran was the practical one. "Guys, look, there are twelve of us. This means
that there will be a lot of stuff to clean. May I suggest that we clear the
table before we have our first round of festivities?" Everyone agreed. With
twelve people, it took no time to clean the dining room.

Everyone was standing around wondering who would break the ice. Nancy took the
lead. She moved into the middle of the group, called for quiet and did the most
unladylike thing of passing a long piece of gas. The group laughed. "Bet you
can't do that again in my face," said Mark.

"I love a challenge," replied Nancy. She walked over to Mark. She pushed him
down on his knees, pulled down her pants, shoved her ass in Mark's face and let
go another winner. Mark's nose was in Nancy's crack and received the brunt of
the fart full force.

"That was wonderful," said Mark.

"Do you want more?" asked Nancy.

"Oh, yes."

"Girls, grab him."

The other five ladies grabbed Mark and threw him on the ground. They quickly
took off his clothes. Nancy stood over Mark's face. She lowered her ass over
him so her sphincter was on his mouth. Karen reached in and pinched Mark's nose
forcing him to open his mouth. Nancy pulled her panties aside and then farted
full force again into Mark's mouth. She quickly stood, turned and pissed over
Mark's face. "Open your mouth and drink it," Nancy commanded. Mark did has he
was told. He drank most of the urine, but some of it ran over his face, hair
and chest. Fran rubbed it over his chest. "Who's next?" Nancy wanted to know.
"'Zo, why not you. We're all equal opportunity here."

Lorenzo didn't know what to do. He'd never been in a position before of peeing
on a man. He was strictly heterosexual up to now. But he didn't want to lose
face in front of the group. He hesitated. "'Zo, listen, before this night is
out you will probably do things that you've never done before. You've peed on
your wife, what difference does the target make? We're here to have fun. Get
with the program."

The unsaid communication between husband and wife works wonders. Julie looked
at Lorenzo and her eyes said all that needed to be said. Lorenzo pulled his
dick out of his pants and pointed it at Mark. Without a word, he let his stream
flow. Up and down Mark's body. He bobbed and weaved over Mark's torso. He wet
Mark's cock and balls. He sprayed his stream over Mark's face and hair. More
anxious hands rubbed Zo's piss into Mark's skin.

The group was beginning to loosen up. Stu thought that Julie was one of the
most beautiful women he'd ever seen. To be with her, fuck her, shit on her, do
whatever, was a dream to come true. He separated himself from the group for a
few moments when Nancy was peeing on Mark. He stripped off his clothes and took
a shit on a paper plate that was on the side for that reason. It was a good
turd, but for some reason, not a strong smelling one. Stu picked it up and
while 'Zo was pissing on Mark, walked around the back of the group. Like a man
on a mission, he "snuck" up on Julie. You have to imagine; Julie was watching
her husband. She had given him the go ahead to cross, what was for him, a new
line. As Lorenzo was finishing up, Stu stuck his warm turd into Julie's blouse
rubbing the brown stuff into her bra and breasts.

"What the. . . " Julie shouted.

The group turned to watch and burst out laughing. All eyes were put on them.
Julie jumped at the surprise, but quickly gained her composure. "What are you
doing to me?" she demanded.

"Simple, my dear, I'm rubbing my shit into your left breast and dirtying your
bra and blouse at the same time. Why don't you lie next to Mark and we'll work
on you as well."

Julie didn't need a second invitation. Clothes and all she lay next to Mark,
head to head. Stu, the only guy standing who was nude, pointed his cock at the
couple. He let go his stream of urine for what seemed to be two minutes. Mark
again was covered. Julie's clothes were pasted to her body. Her tits seemed
like yellow mountains pointed to the sun.

This was all the group needed to start stripping en masse.

The night was just beginning



Part II

Tim and Jim brought out a small coffee table to the middle of the room. They
took Karen and tied her legs to one side, and her arms to the other. She made a
beautiful captive. Karen was tall with dark hair and beautiful blue eyes.
Though a mother a few times over, time had not ravished her body and she was
still very attractive. Jim straddled the table and thrust his dick into Karen's
mouth. It seemed that, on the whole, this was the evening that the group was
going to watch everything going on. Though the standees would fondle and do
little things to each other, they focused on the main even. Jim lifted and
lowered himself fucking his cock into the brunette's mouth. Finally, he could
contain himself no longer and he pulled out in time to shoot his jizm over
Karen's face. Tim replaced Jim and repeated the procedure once again.

Being to perfect hostess, Fran knelt at the bottom end of the table and started
to lick Karen's cunt. Fran was in a nasty mood since she flitted her tongue
over Karen's hot spot without stop. Karen squirmed over the table. Though not
tightly bound, she was still bound in a way that she could not escape the
ministrations that Fran delivered. Karen was building to an orgasm. It
happened. Not only did she achieve a wonderful body racking orgasm, but she
managed to pee in Fran's mouth as well. Once that pipe had opened, there was no
closing it. Fran kept sucking at Karen's pussy drinking as much of her yellow
elixir that she could. After Karen stopped peeing, Fran stood and returned the
favor. Then she squat down and took an exquisite dump on Karen's abdomen. This
time, the poop smelled. Fran turned and rubbed the excrement into Karen. There
was so much of it, that Karen was painted from head to thigh. Fran took the
brown ooze and rubbed it over Karen's orbs. Fran took a piece and started at
Karen's forehead and covered her entire face and neck. Karen was a sight to
behold.

It seemed that Karen was to be the center of attraction. Three guys stood
around her and peed all over her. When they were through, Ginny moved by the
table and pissed into Karen's face. Then she pointed her ass at Karen and
defecated over Karen's face. Mark also laid a huge turd on Karen's face. It was
hard for her to breathe. Karen opened her mouth and a large turd fell in. There
was no other way to create a breathing passage, but to eat some of the shit
that fell on her face. While she was eating, Stu came over to her and spread
the remaining stuff over his wife's face. He took a smaller turd and rubbed it
into her hair.

Jim took one of the paper plates and placed it on the floor. He squatted and
pushed out an eight-inch log. It was hard. He picked it up and inserted it into
Karen's cunt. Of course, it wasn't as hard as an erection, so it squashed a
little. His intent was to insert it a little bit. "Bob, come here," Jim called.
"How about you sticking your hard cock into Karen and spreading this load
inside her."

Always gallant, Bob rose to the occasion. He moved over to the coffee table and
gently put his cock to the side of where the turd stuck out of Karen. Carefully
he pushed. Of course, the brown started to ooze over the side. But in it went.
Bob supported himself with his arms. Only his cock was inside. But Stu and Tim
had other ideas. They took Bob's arms and pushed him on top of Karen gluing the
two of them together with the excrement that covered the lady. Stu pushed Bob's
face into Karen's covering his face as well. Bob didn't need any encouragement.
As he fucked Karen hard, he pushed his tongue into her mouth swapping the foul
food that Karen had been munching to create a breathing passage. Harder and
harder he pumped before he could raise himself up, pull his cock out of Karen
and shoot his load over her tits.

The group was greatly aroused by this sight. "Stu, come over here. You too Tim.
Tim, you start fucking Karen, but go slow. I have an idea." Jim then reached
into a bag he brought with him and took out a bag with a hose. "Everyone know
what this is?" he asked. "While Tim is fucking Stu's woman, I'll fill Stu's ass
with this warm water. Then we can watch as he explodes on Tim and Karen."

Tim put his crank into Karen and started a slow, but rhythmic pumping action.
Jim ran to the bathroom to fill the bag and returned in a minute. "Stu, get on
your hands and knees and spread them wide." Jim ran the nozzle of the bag over
Karen's shit laden abdomen for lubrication before placing the nozzle into Stu's
ass. It took about five minutes for all of the contents of the bag to run into
Stu. It was obvious that Stu was uncomfortable. "Stu, whenever you are ready,
come and point yourself at the couple and let loose."

Stu had never done anything like this before. But he figured he'd try it once.
Nervously he waddled over to the head of the table. "Karen, dear, remember I
love you," he said as he turned and faced away from his wife and Tim. He let go
a stream of warm brown water into Tim and Karen's faces. Chunks of brown also
escaped from Stu's butt. It started and stopped a number of times before Stu's
bowels were empty. Karen's hair was plastered to the table. The water washed
some of the shit off of her face, but the explosion was so sever, that she had
to drink some of the onslaught. Tim fared a bit better, as the initial blast
hit him full force in the face, but it subsided onto Karen. Being ever the
gentleman, Tim finished pumping Karen and shot his wad over her.

The group continued for a few hours with everyone winding up to be dirty. Each
guy came once and fortunately, not onto his wife. The beauty of the house
design became apparent for the group. Bob had an outdoor hose hooked into a
special faucet in the basement that would also use hot water. Each person could
rinse off totally before Bob washed down the floor. They went to bed, happy and
satisfied, wondering what would happen the next day.


Part III

Saturday dawned crisp and beautiful. The sun was shining without a cloud in the
sky. Our group slept late. Julie was the first one up and paddled softly into
the kitchen. There was a huge empty pitcher on the counter top and figured she
would put it to good use. She squat and placed the pitcher between her legs and
peed her morning shot into the pitcher figuring someone would do something with
it later on. She ate a tiny yogurt and drank some orange juice. Tim came into
the kitchen just as Julie was finishing. She took the pitcher and placed it in
front of Tim's limp cock. Wordlessly, he added his mixture to the pitcher. He
made some toast.

Little by little, one by one, the group came into the kitchen. The first
pitcher was full, so Fran, as a good hostess, found another one. It was a quiet
group. Not much was said. People kissed each other good morning, gave an
encouraging grip on the shoulder, but not much was said.

Karen and Stu broke that up. When they entered, definitely all eyes were on
them. The group knew that Stu crossdressed, but they didn't think he'd do it so
early in the day. Both Karen and Stu were identically dressed with a ruffled
blue blouse, white skirt, white pantyhose and heels. The group was finally
assembled. Some were nude, some were wearing night shirts and well, there was
Stu and Karen. Tim was about to say something when Julie farted. Why is it that
someone always farts to get things going? Anyhow, the group laughed. Tim walked
up to Julie, patted her on the head for a fart well done and bent over and
started to suck on one of her tits. The group generally paired off for some
heavy petting. Interesting that this time they all broke off into different
sexed couples. But that wasn't to last either.

Tim moved back and forth on Julie's orbs. He reached into her crotch and
flitted his finger over Julie's clitoris. It didn't take long for Julie to
reach her first of many orgasms for that day. Although she had peed in the
pitcher during breakfast, her orgasm was so strong that she had a good squirt
over Tim's hand. Always being the gentleman, Tim licked his hand clean and
shared the tasty urine with its originator.

Most of the other couples were finger fucking each other. Nancy had her fingers
running in and out of Lorenzo's ass has he had his fingers doing the same to
Nancy's twat. He was attempting to get his entire fist into Nancy's cunt, but
she hadn't been stretched out yet, so he was not successful.

Karen had paired off with Bob and Stu was with Fran. Both Karen and Stu tried
to stay as neat as possible, because they had a feeling that they would be the
center of attention before long. Stu was sucking on Fran's tits as he "six
packed" her. [OK, what's a six pack? Why is a woman's cunt and asshole so close
together? So when she's drunk you can pick her up like a six pack and carry her
home. Ha Ha Ha. Same joke, use bowling ball.] Fran was definitely enjoying
herself. Stu's thumb was plying her pussy as he was able to get two fingers
into her ass. Her orgasm was building and it proved to be a good one. She came
hard and lost control of her emotions. She screamed so loud that all of the
other couples halted their activity.

"My God that was good. Who taught you how to do that? Do you do that to your
wife? God I envy her!! Now I gotta pee. Why don't you and Karen lie down. I'll
dowse you both.

Stu and Karen moved to the center of the floor, head to toe. Fran stood by
their waists and ejected her liquid waste over the couple. The urine was
quickly absorbed into their clothing. Karen's mounds were beginning to show
their large roundness with some of the urine making the silk blouse cling to
her tits. Bob replaced Karen and continued the plastering of the couple.
Lorenzo and Mark also pissed on the couple. By this time, Stu and Karen's
clothing were drenched. The white skirts were now, at least on the front, a
nice yellow. "Where are the pitchers?" inquired Sue.

Bob ran up to the kitchen to bring the two pitchers of morning pee into the
basement for some use. Carefully, he poured about one quarter of the contents
of the bigger one onto Karen's face. Another quarter went over Stu.

Ginny was mesmerized by what she saw. She came over to Karen. She squat over
Karen's face and at first, farted. Then, she produced a lovely stream of brown
turd that curled and lay on Karen's face. Nancy did the same thing to Stu. Here
was this couple, lying head to toe with a large pile of excrement on their
faces.

Julie was overcome by the scene. She bent down next to Karen and started to
spread the offal over Karen's face. She took some of the waste and rubbed it
inside Karen's blouse, making sure that it was inside Karen's lacy bra. Julie
took more of the shit and rubbed it over Karen's blouse. Karen looked like a
child in nursery school who had a ball with finger paint. Except it wasn't
finger paint. Julie then straddled Karen and proceeded to dump her load on
Karen's abdomen.

Stu didn't see much of this action. He was still lying on his back with this
wonderful load on his face. Sue came over and replicated Julie's efforts with
him. Karen and Stu looked like those cute kids in commercials with stuff all
over them as a 'before' in a detergent ad. Sue, seeing Julie dump on Karen,
decided to up the ante. She leaned over, grabbed a piece of Julie's turd, pull
down Karen's panties and placed a turd into Karen's pussy. She then took
another piece and rubbed it over Tim's cock. "Jim, I want you to fuck Karen's
pussy, and get that turd mashed inside of her and over your dick. Bob, you fuck
Karen in the ass. Tim, bring your crud encrusted tool over here and shove it
down Karen's throat."

This scene was hot. Karen flipped onto her hands and knees as Jim and Bob
entered her. Tim got on his knees and straddled Jim's head as he thrust his
shit covered penis into Karen. The group gaped as the four people were rocking
in unison. As Tim gyrated, the group could see that his cock got cleaner and
cleaner. Karen showed her brown tongue to the group and resumed sucking Tim's
love pole. You know that this scene couldn't last too long. Bob and Jim could
feel each other's cocks through Karen's thin membrane. Bob started to spurt
first sending his seed deep into Karen's ass. Feeling the spasms, Jim shot his
load deep into Karen's womb. Karen sucked Tim's load down her throat.

The guys collapsed, but Karen was ready for more. She cleaned Bob and Jim's
cocks, covered with sperm and shit. Only then was she happy and tired. Karen
looked up to see her husband sucking Lorenzo's dick while Mark was fucking Stu
in the ass. Lorenzo was eating Fran's pussy. It was a wonderful morning with
everyone having a great time.


Part IV

Saturday morning turned into Saturday afternoon. After the frolics of the
morning, the crew wandered back to a bed room for some sleep and a personal
clean up. Now don't get the idea that couples paired by marriages. Fran and Sue
had a great time snuggling and eating each other's pussies. Stu and Bob loved
sucking each other's cocks. But mostly it was a quiet time in anticipation of
the evening's event.

Our friends ate their fill and of course, had plenty to drink. As host and
hostess, Bob and Fran knew what was planned. Bob called for all the men to come
to the basement. They were drinking and talking for about twenty minutes when
the women finally came. They were wearing identical robes. The girls stood in a
line and when Fran counted three, they took off their robes. The guys were
pleasantly surprised. Here stood the women in various forms of white lingerie.
Fran was wearing a white bra with matching panties with a white garter belt
holding up white hose. Nancy was wearing a strapless white bustier, panties and
thigh high stockings. Sue was in a white teddy which was very lacy. Karen was
wearing an underwire bra which was very sheer. Her nipples protruded from the
center of each cup. She also had a white thong with a garter belt and white
hose. Ginny was wearing a slinky baby doll with matching panties. And lastly,
Julie was wearing a lacy bra with matching panties with a little see through
jacket. Fran took charge. "This is the first order of business. You guys line
up. Each woman will start with her husband and suck his cock. I have a timer
which I'll set for five minutes. Then we'll move down one until each of us has
sucked every body for five minutes. Then the women will lie down and each
husband will start with his wife and move down the line until each of our cunts
has had a thorough tonguing."

Fran set the timer and they were off. The object was not to bring the guys to
orgasm. That was for later. Nor did the guys want to piss in a woman's mouth.
This was straight oral sex. Now, if a woman came, it would be alright, but that
wasn't the object.

You math wizards can figure out how long these exercises took. After a while,
they finished. Host Bob then stated, "Ladies, lie down. Julie, Nancy, and Sue
will lie head to toe next to each other and Ginny and Karen will lie across the
'tops' ". Now the guys loved the blow jobs that the girls gave, but part of the
ache was that their bladders were full and now had to be emptied. The six guys
stood around their women and what started as a dribble, turned into a torrent.
There's something perverse in seeing the lovely white lingerie start to turn
colors as the guys drenched the girls with their urine. They aimed at the girls
tits, cunts and of course their faces. Bob loves to see hair wet with urine
matted against a woman's face. The puddle grew beneath the girls and they
writhed in order to cover themselves. They rubbed the piss on themselves as
well as each other.

Tim walked over to the side and took one of the paper plates from the
sideboard. He crapped on it only so he could then throw the pieces of fecal
matter into the center of this ring. Julie picked it up and stated to smear it
over her outfit. Jim braved the ring of twisting women to leave his load. No
sooner had it exited his ass than it was snatched up by Sue and rubbed into her
abdomen and groin. One by one the men voided on the women. Lorenzo was taken
with the scene and lay down between two of the women only to be smeared with
the brown elixir. Fran stood and through the fabric of her panties, dripped her
contribution of pee. She stooped to add her excrement to the fun. Nancy saw her
push and took her hand and smacked it against Fran's butt spreading the turd
inside her panties. Some of the shit escaped from the side.

Julie stopped moving for a few seconds to empty her bowels. She had a hard turd
which she captured. She took it in her hands and started to give it a blow job.
Mark came over to her and took the other side of the piece to do the same.
Julie bit on her half and spat it into her hand. She smeared Mark's face with
the shit. Mark took his half and rammed it into Julie's snatch. He then pushed
Julie to the floor and stuck his cock into her shit encrusted pussy.

One by one each of the participants was covered head to foot in human waste.
Each woman was fucked at least once by somebody. The rubbing and groaning was
infectious. As one couple achieved their climax, another took their place. Sue
was fucked in all three holes at once. It was her first time.

On and on the party went. Our friends enjoyed Saturday night without equal. Now
to you, my dear readers, send me suggestions on how our group finished off
their weekend on Sunday.

Sbers2@hotmail.com

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