****** Theo the Janitor ****** =============================================================================== Theo the Janitor I used to go to a record store located on the east side of Manhattan. On one of those mid-fifties blocks over near the river, the ones that all look alike and are deathly quiet in the middle of a roaring city, there was a nondescript little apartment building, maybe four stories tall and very narrow, and not really in very good shape for the east 50's, but still it had one of those walk down service alleyways leading from between two good-sized trees back toward the rear of the building. The building's janitor was a burly short Greek guy named Theo, and Theo was one of the truly dirtiest, kinkiest guys I ever serviced as a toilet. Theo probably didn't have much to do as janitor of this small building, just wash the hallway, maintain the systems and carry out the garbage. I first saw him early one summer afternoon, leaning up against a railing in the service entrance, smoking a short, dark brown cigar that looked like a hard piece of shit. Actually it still surprises me that Theo could smoke those smelly cigars, dress as trashily as he did and stink like an old park outhouse yet still be janitor of this building. Maybe everyone in the building just liked looking at that massive sausage of his hanging down his right pants leg, always straining against the greasy, paper thin fabric. So there was Theo, this short but very husky, muscular Greek guy, always smoking these stinking cigars and staring from piercing dark eyes at me every time I walked by. Catching on to this hot stud's leering look, I started stuffing an old pair of stained, ripped jockeys in my back pocket. Just as I got to this hump's building, I'd drape them out the back pocket of my skimpy bluejean button front shorts. Day after day, for the first week or so, Theo would be standing there at 2 in the afternoon as I'd come down the street, my fat tits strapped in rubber bands sticking out through thinner and thinner t- shirts -- this made my mystery janitor run his hands across his fat rounded pecs mounds hanging through his torn v- neck t-shirt and scratch the hair under the pecs massive overhang. I was getting real turned on, watching him reach down and stroke his gigantic rod each time I walked by (and it was one of the fattest I'd ever seen -- you could even see that it was uncut with a huge head under the sheer, worn fabric of the faded green work pants he wore). I noticed that his clothes seemed to be getting dirtier each day I walked by. On Friday afternoon, he was there again, already displaying a swollen hard dickpole as I strolled down the block. I stopped before I got to his building and stripped off my paper thin guinea t-shirt before turning back toward him and walking closer to his side of the sidewalk. As I passed, he moaned toward my fat silicone filled knobs and drooled onto his lower, unshaven lip. His bald head shined in the sun and his Fu Manchu mustache formed a trough down his chin for the cigarjuice and spittle to run down. He turned away from me, stretching thick and black hair caked arms downward to grasp the iron fence and thrusting his firm, high rounded ass globes, greatly out of proportion to the narrow waist, out into my path. I nearly stopped dead in my tracks as I noticed that the seat was both completely stained brown and completely wet. A slit was cut in the back and the pants seat was spread over 2" wide, showing a sagging, dripping pair of shit-soaked jockey shorts hanging through. I did stop only two steps further, turned and said "well, how you doing." Turning back to me, but scratching his ass with one hand and smiling at my bright red tits, he answered, "sweatin' heavily." He pulled the hand back around front and took a big sniff and smiled again. I must have looked very eager, because he thrust it in my face, showing me hair- coated knuckles all wet in brown shit juice. I sniffed hard and, right there in the middle of the block, stuck my tongue out and ran it over the coarse stinking hand hairs. "I'm Theo -- you come by tomorrow, same time?" he said. "Sure thing," I answered instantly. "You like dirty shorts like these?" he questioned, gesturing down to his swollen crotch. My immediate answer, "Only if I can clean them...", caused him to smile broadly. "Come down the service alley, down the steps and take the door into the basement. At the end of the hall, there's a door that says `Janitor'. Go in there and keep going through doors till you're in the back hall -- lock the `Janitor' door behind you -- go downstairs at the end of the hall -- you'll find my personal bathroom -- go in and make yourself comfortable - - I'll join you," he instructed. With one final squeeze of his gigantic meatpole, Theo disappeared back down the hallway and into the building, as I slipped my shirt on and dashed home to whack my aching swollen Italian pole. All Saturday morning I spent gearing up for what I knew would be a great afternoon of pig sex. I strapped up my fat knobs in unwaxed floss until they were 3" long funnels sticking out from my pecs. The pecs and butt muscles got extra pumping attention on my gym, and I spent a half hour shaving down my asslips and trimming an obscene message, "scum pig," in my closely cropped mat of black chest hair covering my bulging tits. I was so hot for dirty sex that I spent nearly an hour squatting on one of my biggest dildoes, fucking the shit out of my hole till it hung open like a rude raw piece of meat sucking air. Getting dressed was just as fun. I hung my heavy gold toilet seat medallion on a thick chain around my neck, a stretched, grey jockstrap over my shaved, pumped meat and bull balls, small workout shorts and a heavy v-neck sweatshirt, which still didn't cover the way my titnipples hung out in their industrial rubber band bindings. I followed Theo's instructions carefully, finding the side door unlocked, walking down the dark and steam filled hallway which had no outside windows and locking the Janitor door behind me. It was very dim in the dark corridor behind this office, with only light from a small, frosted window around a far corner. The narrow, silent hallway led in a crooked pattern through several fire doors. Finally, down a steep flight of damp cement steps and under several dripping steam pipes, I came to a final door with a scrap paper sign taped on it - - "Janitor's Shit Room" it read in big, scrawled letters. You could barely read the sign in this low ceiling steam tunnel, lit only with a bulb deep in the recesses of the pipes. I entered a room that was obviously well below ground level. No more than ten feet by ten feet, one end of the room was a cement platform raised up about a foot with a big throne like chair at one end and another chair-like contraption that looked like it was made from an old toilet bowl cut off near the base at the platform's other end. Along the back wall were several hooks, each displaying some completely rotted piece of underclothing: a shredded t-shirt, several pairs of grey-brown briefs with torn crotches and seats. On the left wall was a long trough -- yeah, really, the kind used to feed pigs on a farm. Old pieces of carpet were scattered about on the floor and in a small pile near the trough, which was brimming in dank, stinking urine and floating, decaying logs of ripe shit, some of them nearly 10" long. To the right of the door was an plywood bathroom stall. I opened the door and inside found three stools of varying heights, plus a wall of shelves holding ropes, chains and virtually every dildo size I'd ever seen. There were also several dirt caked empty jars holding various indescribable types of scum. The two stall walls had cut outs of various shapes at different heights, and had hooks and ringlets all around the walls. The right wall was only about three feet from the wall behind the door, and in this tight space was a mid-sized chair, it's back missing. This, it was obvious, was Theo's "I'm getting my fat sausage sucked off chair" to be used with the glory hole booth. I closed the stall door behind me, lit a joint and sat down on one of the stools, removing my clothes and stroking on my swollen, drooping dickmeat in the dirty, low yellow light of the two lamps and one ceiling fixture that dimly lit the tiny stinkhole called the "Janitor's Shit Room". A few minutes after finishing the joint, and just as I felt the quarter hit of acid I'd dropped starting to kick in nice and slow, I heard footsteps coming down the cement steps - slowly, one hot slow step at a time. Into the room walked Theo. He immediately locked the door and I saw him walk forward and step up onto the cement platform. He fondled several pieces of the dank, stinking underwear hanging from the wall. He reached down next to his "throne" and lifted up a plastic bag, withdrawing from it a green mold covered pair of shorts that dripped long strings of wet juice onto his pants leg and boots. He moaned as he sniffed these and hung them over one arm of the giant chair. This raunchmaster turned to face me, displaying a t-shit torn down the front of his hairy muscled chest and stained yellow in dry piss, his pants were grease covered and wet with greasy piss slicks all around the head of the massive pork meat. Through the plywood peepholes, I saw the hairy Greek stink master remove his sweat-stained, yellow, torn t-shirt and his tight green work pants stained brown in the seat. The pouch of his filth-caked jockey shorts was yellow and dark grey, dripping thick ropes of slimy goo from the cheese caked protrudence of the massive, uncut and fur-covered sausage inside. Slowly he turned on the cement platform in front of me, bending to scratch one sweaty ham-hock calf, the size of a small tree trunk. His full round buns were sloppily covered in brown tinted thin cotton jockeys carrying a full load of wet soft shit, causing a bulge from the stinking hot load and dripping brown juice in streams down the inside of thick coarse hair caked crotch and thighs. He squatted his thick legs down low, pushing his fat round butt out toward my prying eyes and nose as they hung through the plywood stall wall. Theo rotated the firm, shit coated buttcheeks then, reaching back, peeled the filthy cloth down slowly over the sticky black asshairs covering the melon cheeks. Theo reached a hair covered hand back behind him and dunked it into the sagging pool of liquid crap hanging in the scum cloth just below his stinking crotch. First he took one handful of liquid shit and rubbed it all over the stiff hairs of one rounded assglobe, then another handful coating the other cheek. The slick hairs were coated and shining as he pulled the shorts back up, the liquid soaking across his entire rounded hairbutt. His strong fingers wedged the full seat up into his deep butt cleavage, forcing more wet shit scum to ooze through the cloth, across the massive muscular cheeks and drip out into small pools on the carpet scrap which lay on the floor between his legs. Theo walked with crap-filled bow-legs over to the shit stall I sat in and opened the door. In one hand he brought the sweat-soaked, piss-stained t-shirt he had recently stripped off. He took one wringing wet armpit which held several black and greasy armpit hairs on the cloth of the shirt and wrapped it around my face, letting me inhale the deep odor of this raunchpig janitor in his basement toilet. With one massive arm he lifted me from the stool and slipped three fingers of his shit-liquid coated hand into my shaven butt crevice, finding the hanging asslips and slipping easily inside my loose pig pussy hole. Theo lifted my arms up high and, taking wrist restraints from the shelf, shackled my arms spreadeagle against the wall facing out into the room. He put a dog collar around my neck and a belt around my waist, chaining each from both sides loosely to the wall. I was now half standing with my face pushed up against a large glory hole in the booth, framing my eyes, nose and mouth but restraining the rest of my head against the wall. Theo roughly fucked my wet ass with his rough fingers, getting four shoved deep inside as my butt hung vulnerable before him. I could smell nothing but stink and the piss-soaked t-shirt was caught over my eyes to prevent me seeing out into his fuck palace. I felt the head of a fat, ribbed dildo up against my hole, and, with little effort and one deep grunt from my gut, nearly a foot of the round plastic fuckpole sunk up into my juicy, gaping twat. Theo pulled on the chains attached to my waist and my butt was lowered onto a short stool, stretching my body up against the wall. I could feel my pecs exposed through a large cut out in the plywood and felt the head of my flopping guinea grease dong flap against a lower plywood hole. Grabbing several items off of the shelf, Theo left the booth and went around to the outside. Leather straps were tied tight around the base of my own swollen horsecock and then were tightened down to rings on the outside, pulling my crotch up against the wall and exposing my dripping prick to Theo's outside scrutiny. I had no choice but to hold my tits thrust forward Theo returned to tighten the upper and lower chains attaching me to the wall. A minute later, I felt a double inhaler thrust up my nose, instantly sending me on a spinning buzz. I heard Theo unscrew a jar cap and suddenly he was shoving gobs of wet crud into my nostrils and open mouth. I held my mouth open as he shoveled several tablespoons of the damp, stinking crud into my hair-surrounded toilet mouth, and I recognized the taste faintly as headcheese that must have been in the jar for months. Theo grabbed my swollen red siliconed titknobs, causing me to rock forward slightly on the stool and shove the fat dildo another inch deeper into my dripping cunt butt. Having chomped, drooled and slobbered all of the headcheese down into my throat, I began oinking like a pig in heat and running my tongue around the hair in my beard in order to catch the thick wads of creamy headcheese rotting on my face. Then I felt the head of Theo's enormous fuckrod up against my lips. I opened wide, whimpered and drooled into my beard, thick gobs of cheese dripping down onto my chin. Theo pulled back the skin and my nostrils, dripping aged headcheese, smelled the acrid stench of fresh, raw headcheese. My tongue and lips reached out, surrounding the mammoth knob beneath the flapping Greek skin and were treated to slimy slicks of creamy cheese containing big lumps all over the head and piss slit. Theo thrust the entire length deep into my lips, causing a dogfoam of drool and headcheese to ooze around my distended lips, coating my lips and beard in a stinking froth of toilet crud. He fucked my face slowly and deeply, letting me inhale the feted raunch of his scraggly bush at the base of his gigantic hog, then slip back out through my lips, hauling greasy cheese along the slippery and foul stenched shaft. Hauling the shaft out of my mouth, Theo came back into the booth and pulled the t-shirt off of my eyes. Walking back out into the room, he took a rotted pair of jockey shorts from the wall and walked to the pig trough. He dipped the already foul material into the liquid mixture of piss and shit which gave the room its outhouse odor, then brought the shorts, dripping and full, up to my face, chuckling to himself and itching the lengthy swollen meat hanging from the front of his own crud-coated jockeys at his waist. The shorts were tacked onto the outside of the wall so they hung against my face and my tongue and teeth immediately began to explore the sopping wet and filled toy. Coming around behind me, Theo removed the stool wedged against my melon butt cheeks and slipped the fat dong out, dropping it with a wet "splotch" onto the floor. My drooling hole farted loudly once before Theo slipped his own hard rod into my begging cunt. He loosened the upper chain just slightly, enough for his tree-trunk forearms to reach around my swollen, sore pecs and grab my distended cow udders. He milked my tits furiously as he thrust his elephant dong in and out of my willing rapehole. My hole was stretched wide by the greasy stinking sausage pole of the hairy Greek stink master. I sunk my face into the sagging rear of the raunchy jockeys strapped to my shit-smeared face, drinking in a good half cup of lump-filled liquid shit and crotch slime. Wet, stinking slicks of wet stud slime ran down my beard, my chin and dripped onto the floor at the foot of the stall. Theo folded my swollen nipples over double between his strong, hairy fingers and let go two long, dripping and smelly farts while stroking my open, slick pigcunt. He let my tits go and pulled his fingers down around the base of his throbbing horsecock, thrusting three extra fingers in around his enormous fucktool, then six, finally slipping both hands and the base of his stuff shaft up my mammouthly stretched fuckpussy, making me his fuck- and his fist-cunt. Pulling back, Theo's swollen tube of beefsteak flopped noisily from my whorehole, big wads of slick hole juice gushing down my legs and my swollen cunt lips flopping out and downward grasping outward in the air. Theo stroked my long, shaved cuntlips with his fingers, slipping one hand then another in and out of my begging hole, making me whimper and beg him to fuck me again with that massive Greek stinkpole. He disconnected the chains at the collar and at the waist. He took a dildo from the shelf, quite fat at the tip, but flaring out to the width of a coffee can and then tapering to a plug-top the size of a cokebottle bottom, flared out so my lips were held stretched out against it, hanging in the air. "How about a nice little enema high, pigboy," Theo announced. Pulling a small enema bottle with a long plastic tube down from the shelf, he slid the tube alongside the fat plastic cone stuffing my loose fuckhole. Then he took a bottle of tequila from the shelf and poured several shots in the plastic enema bottle. He attached the bottle to the hose up my butt and fed the tequila directly into my dripping, juice-filled cunt. Minutes later the tequila began its work and my head was spinning, my muscles all loose. A massive wet fart ripped from my hole, dumping thick, gooey juice down my flapping pig cuntlips and down the inside of my thighs. I moaned, oinked, squirmed on the plug and stuck my face back through the wall to lick and chew and the stinking laundry hung out for my cleaning services. Theo left the booth and moved to the throne in the far corner of the room. I followed, staggering, and kneeled in front of the big chair. Theo hoisted his powerful and black-hair coated legs up into the chair, setting his feet up onto the arm rests and slinging his reeking butt cheeks forward toward my face. Reaching beneath his back, he slid the stinking, sagging jockeys up his legs so they rested half way up his thigh, the thickly-caked seat sagging outward directly in front of my nose. With the ferociousness of a starved doberman, I gobbled outward, using my teeth to scrape the inch of thick crud from the filth-slicked fabric hanging in my toilet face. Theo pulled the drawers from his legs, stuffing them in my mouth with several fingers, packing them in with his thumb while thick brown juice dripped through my coated beard and large lumps of warm brown shit stuck to the bristly ends of my mustache and goatee. Reaching down to milk my distended goat tits, Theo smiled and ran his fingers across the words "scum pig" carved into my chest. He took a red magic marker from the floor beside his thrown and filled the letters in so the foul message stood out brightly in the dim toilet room. "I want you to keep that shaved down, just like that, you cuntpig. And I want you to keep it all bright red. You wear a t-shirt only on weekends, 'cause I want everyone to know what a stinking toilet you are. Wait till I introduce you to my friends in the Bronx -- you're gonna eat more shit and get fucked with more big dick than any pig in New York. My personal little toiletpig, little Italian studcunt. Yeah..." Leaning back, Theo hauled his laundered jockeys from my mouth and drew them to his nose to sniff the wet juices soaking through the fabric. His fat, stinking pole lay half way up his chest and his deep, stinking buttcrevice lay bare before me. His horse sized balls, white-cheese-caked crotch and shit smeared butt cheeks were covered in an inch of forest- thick black, curly hair. Opening my mouth wide, I slid my tongue and front teeth down the cheese-slicked crotch. I raised my mouth up to show my scum master the curly black hairs caught in my teeth and the thick coating of scum covering my tongue and lips. Returning to my feeding tray, I dined for over fifteen minutes on the wet slick of shitjuice coating each massive, muscular butt cheek and then dug deep into the forest of crud-caked hair filling the deep crevice. My lips reached through the dense, stinking forest of shit-coated asshairs and found a slight opening in the deepest growth. Diving forward my nose was literally packed in wet scum while my searching lips found the fat, swollen and protruding lips of Theo's stinking scumpit. His asslips were gigantic, the size of the swollen cunt lips on a fat black woman who's had a dozen kids. His fat asslips puffed outward and I filled my mouth with the luscious taste of his cream- slicked gates to his voracious shit tube. Theo dropped his legs down, pulling my stretched out mouth from the heavy suck job I'd given his powerful, stench-filled asshole. He pulled me from my kneeling position and lay me on my back at the other end of the platform. Theo switched on a light by the floor that lit up the entire inside of the broken toilet bowl on legs before me. I slid my head beneath the seat and realized my face just fit into the rubber gasket that had been mounted at the bottom of the bowl. The rubber reached around my cheeks and sealed against my head, making my face the virtual hole attached to the bowl's bottom -- the only means of exit for anything dumped into the toilet. Theo lower his massive furry butt down on the seat and I realized that the light was actually inside the rim of the stinking, shit-streaked toilet. As his clamped his big round butt mounds over the top of the seat, the light became glaring, focusing my sight directly into the hair crevice pulled taught across the top of the bowl. Theo's massive buttlips hung down through the spit-slicked hairs, pouting open and shining in the light. They were the biggest set of asslips I'd ever seen. Theo moaned deeply and said "now you get a nice hot lunchmeal of my real slimestink, you toilet -- you are a toilet, boy, just a fucking, shit-eating, cheese-chewing cunt whore of a fucking stinking toiletbowl. Yeah..." The massive lips opened wide and a long wheeze of gas blew straight into my nose. The lips flapped with a second noisy, horribly stinking fart and long ropes of wet shit started leaking continuous streams of greasy crud onto my cheeks, filling the very bottom of the seal. I was aware of a wet pool of stink clinging to my face all around. The lips parted wide before me, making what seemed to be a giant opening in the dark, putrid forest. A tube of wet brown shit as big around as a baseball bat slid slowly out between the lips. The shit was knotted and filled with shells of some sort, like corn or nuts. It edged down until it stuck into my lips, then pulled back, the fat lips slopping around it and becoming dark brown with the wet slime encasing the turd log. My lips opened wide, my mouth waiting as the log began its descent once more, dropping heavily and in one slick continuous flow into my trough mouth. The stud turd went on and on, for over a foot, as my mouth tried to chew and swallow the stinkmeal being fed from these humongous Greek toilet-feeder asslips. The shit curled and fell onto my face, breaking in pieces as a gaseous, stinking fart blew wet, lumpy shit juice forcefully across the inside of the bowl. Big, dripping pieces of wet shit slid down the bowl sides and rested against my face, where my mouth gasped and chewed with a furor. Another stinking foot of slimy, hot turd dump fell into the bowl, literally covering my face in a wet layer of soft, lump-filled crap. Theo raised himself from the seat and stared down into the bowl. Laughing through his drool-filled goatee, he spit a huge slimy hawkerload into the pile of shit covering my chomping mouth. He straightened up, showing me the his fur-caked fuck rod, immense even when soft. He peeled the skin back around the huge deep red head and a heavy stream of dark yellow piss shot forth, washing the lumps of shit from the side of the bowl and cascading stinking, foul piss down into my face and up my nose. Theo concentrated the strong, dank stream on the pile of shit moving over my mouth and bored a wide hole in the reeking load, revealing my lips and teeth caked brown in my wet, smelly lunch load. My mouth filled to the brim with his malodorous yellow liquor, my head spinning, my cunt filled. Big lumps of Theo's hot turd meat floated in my gulping toilet trough and still the torrent of hot studpiss continued. I reverted to simply gulping, as the steaming piss liquified the shit and it slid easily in soft lumps down my throat. Theo tilted the toilet bowl forward, pouring the rest of the wretched crud into my mouth, then pulled me from beneath my feeding chair. My own 10" of uncut Italian meat was sticking hard into the air, aching for my pumping hand. Theo walked over to the far corner and pulled his suck chair across to the pig trough. He lowered himself into the stink trough and commanded me to seat my sore, swollen and plugged buttlips onto the chair seat before him. He reached both hands into the scum pit and poured giant gobs of decaying, piss-soaked shit onto his massive, hair- forested pecs and tight stomach. His massive rod, dripping green and yellow juices from beneath the furry foreskin hanging loose in great folds about the end, stuck up from the sewer which just covered his crotch. I wedged my butt firmly against the seat, shoving the plastic can of a dildoplug into my aching hoghole. Theo grasped at my long cow nipples and pulled my face down to the head of his behemoth fuckshaft. My lips folded around the loose and dripping skin, sliding down into the murky toilet trough to suck in the entire foot of steel hard stuff pole. Theo held poppers to my nose and scooped soft shit from the trough to pack up my nostrils behind the poppers. Grasping my ears, Theo spit again and again into my face, fucking my head furiously down onto the greasy shit-streaked shaft. He grabbed my beard, roaring from deep in his throat and stuffing whole handfuls of thick soaking shit against my head, in my ears, behind my ears as he shoved my face under the surface of the thickly-coated pool of pure slime. Screaming from deep in his stomach, the hairy toilet master dumped cups of steaming hot, stinking cum into my suckhole throat. Pulling my face away, I opened my eyes to this hair and shit caked muscle stud, shit running down his face and thick chest hair, his swollen cock streaked in shit and dripping greasy gobs of thick horse cumjuice. Theo sneered, spit into my face and reached his hands into the toilet pool. He threw great handfuls of wet, rancid toilet shit against my face and chest, stuffing my mouth full, wiping his hands into my beard and then grabbing and hauling on my hot red distended cunt tits. I hauled heavily on my greasy, stinking pole and, roaring like a rutting cow, I spattered my Italian stinkload into the trough before me, collapsing forward in the chair with my head on the shit- and hair-covered stomach of Theo, my newest raunch master. This story is part of White_Shadow's_Nasty_Stories. You may also want to visit: * Erotic_Top_100_Story_Sites * Sexy_Top_100_Stories