****** The Birthday Present by proflew@villagenet.com ****** =============================================================================== The Birthday Present A few days before my birthday my friend Jim called to tell me that he had a big surprise in store and he would pick me up on Friday evening at 7:00. The big night arrived and Jim was on time. He refused to answer any questions; just told me to get in the car, and then put a blindfold on me so that I couldn't even see where we were going. To confuse me even more, Jim pulled into a parking lot and drove around in circles for a couple of minutes. By this time I had no idea where we were. The total trip lasted about half an hour, and then it appeared we pulled into a driveway and Jim shut off the car. He helped me out and, still blindfolded, I was walked into a building. I sensed that there was another person present but could not be sure. Giving me instructions Jim walked me down a flight of stairs and told me to stand in a certain spot. He then gently tied my hands behind my back and told me it was time to start my present. Well, here I was, blindfolded, no idea where, and all of a sudden I feel someone pulling down the fly of my khakis. The next thing I know I'm getting soaked--someone has inserted his dick into my fly and is pissing. Warm, golden liquid is cascading into my boxer briefs and down my pants legs. Finally the flow stops, but is quickly replaced by another. This happens repeatedly, four or five more times. Then Jim tells me to kneel down on the floor, and he helps me stretch, full length. Now I feel a new flow of piss, this time wetting my face and shirt. It is joined by a couple more, until I am soaked from the top of my head to my feet. I open my mouth and some of the piss streams are directed to my gaping, thirsty opening. I try to swallow but there is just too damn much piss. Finally the piss stops. Then I hear Jim say that it's time for the next part of my present. Gently he helps me to stand up, which I do, and he unties my hands but leaves me blindfolded. I feel hands all over me, removing my soaked clothes. My nipples are tweaked and my dick is stroked. It is already hard from the hot piss action, and now, as it is manhandled by these unseen guests, it grows longer and rigid. Finally, when I am completely stripped and my hands retied, Jim moves me a few feet away and tells me to step up, over what appears to be a ledge. I step up and in, then put my foot down and repeat the process. Gently I am moved around and told to sit, my tied hands placed behind my head. I feel cold porcelain, and it appears I am now sitting in a tub of some sort. Well, almost instantly, there is more piss. I sit there, trying to swallow, enjoying the hot liquid, my skin now soaked. I also realize that the tub must be stopped up, because the piss is staying in the bottom and I am quickly sitting in a puddle that gets deeper as the piss flows. Finally the piss stops. I am offered a bottle of beer that is held up to my mouth and I lap it up. I have not yet pissed myself but I know that will come. I ask Jim how many guys are here but he tells me to just enjoy and I'll meet them later. Then he announces it is time for the rest of my present. I soon sense someone sitting over me, but not actually on my body. I suddenly feel something drop on my chest. I do not need to touch; instantly, the smell reaches my nose and I know that one of the guys has taken a dump on me. I feel one, two, three turds fall on my chest, just inches from my mouth. I cannot reach out to touch because my hands are still tied behind me. Immediately I feel and smell more shit, this time lower down, on my belly. I am frustrated because I want to reach out, to handle the shit, to touch the asses that have just provided their brown offering. Now I feel a hand on my body, rubbing the shit around, working from one pile and then the other, spreading it around and making a thin brown covering from my chest to my dick, standing at attention at its full eight inches, head reaching out beyond the foreskin. The feel and smell are driving me crazy. I yell out that I want more, that I want to be a complete toilet. Then Jim tells me that I am about to get my wish. I feel someone sit on my face, and I open my mouth. My tongue darts out, and I quickly find the hole. I reach out with my tongue, working around the opening. It is filthy, and I savor the tastes and smells. Then, after having cleaned the skin, I push my tongue into the opening, forcing open the muscle, reaching in, up, up the canal until I feel a hard lump and I know I have hit paydirt. I keep licking as I feel the sphincter relax in response to my tongue action. Slowly, slowly, I feel the lump start to move, forcing my tongue out of the hole and back into my mouth, which is opened wide in preparation. My tongue is quickly followed by a large log of shit, solid and full, which is about six inches long. It breaks off in my mouth and the asshole gets off my face. The log is firm and sticks out of my mouth an inch or two. I do not eat but, rather, savor it, licking and teasing, as if I am gently sucking a cock. Suddenly I feel a face against mine, a mouth touching the other end of the shit log, licking it like I am. Our tongues meet and touch ever so lightly as we continue to gently work on the shit log. Then, without warning, the other tongue pushes hard and quickly into my mouth, mashing the shit log, kissing my mouth, pushing the shit down my throat. I quickly reciprocate, pushing the quickly creaming shit into the other mouth. We kiss hard, pushing it back and forth, until we both swallow our mouthfuls. The other mouth then kisses my face, leaving residues of shit on my skin, and finally gets up. Now I sense and feel more shit being dumped on my body. I am so frustrated--my hands are tied and I want so much to reach out, to grab it, to spread the turds and logs all over my body, and to put some in my mouth. But others do that for me. First I sense several dumps being taken, with shit falling from my neck to my balls. Then several hands start to smear it all over, spreading it around. One hand takes a log and places it gently against my mouth; I open wide and it is pushed in. I savor the taste, rolling the shit around in my mouth. At the same another hand paints my face, around the blindfold, from my forehead to my neck, meeting the rest of the shit already layered on my body. I finally liquify the shit in my mouth and swallow, then open my mouth and I am fed more. When I am finished eating my fill and my mouth is empty another asshole sits above my face. I hear a tremendous fart and, instantly, a pile of wet, gooey, runny, messy shit cascades out of the hole and onto my face. I open my mouth and some of the rank offering falls in, while the rest clings to my ears, nose and the blindfold. The ass then moves closer and I use my tongue to wipe it clean, savoring the putrid, bitter taste as only a true shit aficionado can. Now the piss starts again. First one stream, then a couple more, on my body. I tell them not to rinse all the shit off, but someone says, "Don't worry. There's plenty more to come." As the piss rolls off my body the tub is starting to fill, and I am now sitting in three or four inches of liquid slime. The piss interlude over, I am dumped on again, three or four more loads. Then the logs are rubbed in, moistened by the piss on my body, creating a covering of mud. One of the hands starts rubbing the shit on my dick, gently teasing and prodding. My hands are tied, so I have no control over them, and the feeling is exquisite. Ever so lightly my dick is teased and rubbed, starting at the head, under the foreskin, then on top, and slowly down the shaft. Now the hands becomes heavier, working with more shit, no longer light and gently, but firm and fast. My dick has been at attention for almost an hour and I start to moan, knowing that I cannot hold off very long. But as I moan the hand stops and pulls away, and I yell out, "Don't stop. I'm ready to explode!" Jim replies: "Well, this is gonna be one fuckin' big orgasm. Guys, start working your dicks. And there's plenty of shit lube!" I sense that the tub is now surrounded by hot, horny guys, and I feel several hands scoop some of the remaining shit off my body. Then I feel one hand reach down and start to stroke me again, while two others pinch my nipples. The hand on my hard, throbbing dick grabs and squeezes. More shit is applied, and the hand works the shaft, from the base of my balls up to the tip, pulling on my foreskin as it reaches over the top, squeezing and pulling, until I start to scream out, "Oh God, I'm coming, Oh God, Ohhhhhhh!" and hot jism spurts out of my throbbing member, again and again, four, five, six times, more, the hand still working my dick as I scream in ecstasy. As I cum I hear other voices yell out and feel jism falling on my body, milky cum mixing with shit and piss. Finally it is over. As dicks soften I am again bathed in piss, and this time I piss myself. Still half hard, my stream flies up in the air and falls back down on my body. Other streams are directed to my open mouth and I swallow greedily, washing the last remnant from my mouth, though I will savor the bitter aftertaste for another twenty-four hours. Finally we are all spent. The others sigh with sexual exhaustion. Then they start to sing "Happy Birthday" to me and as they do Jim unties my hands and then removes my blindfold. I look up, surrounded by a dozen dicks attached to bodies. All are gorgeous, most have shit smeared on their bodies. I look at myself. I am sitting in a tub with at least half a foot of piss and shit water. I absent-mindedly scoop up the glop and rinse it over my body. The guys introduce themselves and all of us start saying what a wonderful time we had. It has taken Jim almost a year to assemble this group, and we agree that we will meet once a month for a shit party. Our host, Tony, has a shower in the basement but most of the guys just put their clothes on over their naked, brown covered bodies. Jim tells me he has plastic on his car seats so, even though I am covered in shit, I simply pull on my clothes, and we thank our host and leave. Jim asks me if I'm in a hurry to get home and I tell him no, so he suggests we go to his house for the night. He also comments that he knows I have not yet shit, and, boy, he sure is hungry! But how we spend the rest of the night is another story... If you enjoyed this story please let me know: proflew@villagenet.com This story is part of White_Shadow's_Nasty_Stories. You may also want to visit: * Sexy_Top_100_Stories * Erotic_Top_100_Story_Sites