****** Scat Chat by Sxuldev8 ******
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Scat Chat


True story... almost. A compilation of chats I've had with guys on line. It is
designed to make you think about doing what the guy in the story did. If you
want some coaching, let me know.

Intended for adults only. If you're under age, go away. Or pull out your fake
ID. If stories about shit offend you, stop here. If they don't, you might need
some poppers and a kleenex or two. I hope, anyway.

Like the story, let me know. Hate it. Keep it to yourself. This story may be
published anywhere in its entirety only. The author, me, would greatly
appreciate the credit for it. You may not make money from this story. If you
do, be prepared for a hard drive crash.

Enjoy.

Logging in to the chat rooms under my usual handle and my usual identity, I
scrolled down the other guys in the Wet and Messy room. That's the room where
guys from around the world who are into piss and shit hang out. Oh yah, my
handle's Sxuldev8 and my identity usually reads something like... "Horny raunch
man into all of it looking to get nasty and get off." Just so you know I'm into
shit and piss also. Late afternoon on the east coast is usually a hot time.
Horny raunch men getting off work.

The room wasn't real active... only about 10 guys. I'd talked to a couple of
them before and one of them I recognized as a good cyber chatter. I hate it
when you start chatting privately with a guy and he has no clue or rhythm to
getting off. Or worse, someone who doesn't know how to type and takes forever
to say anything. If you're gonna play messy for real, you gotta know how to
type real fast one handed. And you gotta be prepared. Poppers nearby. Towel for
the cum and to wipe up the shit. Plastic wrap on the keyboard so you don't have
to spend an hour digging the shit out of it. Newspaper for the floor. Shit on
carpet is no fun. Towel on the chair to sit on. Cockring and dildos are
optional but I had them today. Serious cyber shit action is desired and
expected. I was prepared. I wanted to eat shit. And I was hoping to find
someone else who wanted to get as nasty on line as I did. It's always more fun
with another guy.

See it's like this. I'm into it all for real. I love to get naked and nasty
with another like minded man. But it's not like you can cruise a guy on the
street on a Wednesday afternoon, say, "Hi, want to play with shit and piss and
stuff while we get off?", and get it on in 10 minutes or less. When I'm horny,
I'm horny right then and want to get off right then. Besides, I've found that
using this method to meet guys who are into it for real works great. First you
get off cyber. Discover who they are and how they think. Then, if they're in
your area and it's gonna be hot, you meet and get it on live. Since I travel a
lot for work, it works out well for me. I'll tell you about my friend in
Washington State sometime.

After announcing to the room that I was there, I waited a minute to see who was
hanging out in the public section and not in private chat. One or two 'hello's'
came back.... check them out..see how they describe themself. One didn't have
any description. Fuck. That's either good news or bad news. Some guys want you
to talk to them to find out what you really want to know. Sometimes they turn
out to be really hot. Other guys leave the line blank because they're fucken
stupid. Didn't feel like playing the guessing game. The second hello came from
an "18 year old blond/blue eyes...big dick....hot body.... looking for daddy to
take me over his knee and show me what's what.... I'll do anything for daddy."
Yah, right. Start talking to him and you quickly find out that he would like to
be 18 again which was 20-30 years ago....and he would like to think about daddy
taking charge.....but he really knows exactly what he wants to do.... so you're
gonna follow his script. Sorry. Not for me. I describe myself truthfully online
every time. Not everyone does. But they should know that about 5 minutes into
chatting, their cover will be blown. If he unannounced privates me, I'll talk
to him. But I'm not gonna start the conversation. So a generic "Hi guys, what's
up," kind of answer. If they're interested, they'll follow up.

Double click on the guy I know. Ask "busy?" He answers, "Yes, sorry, in a few."
Disconnects. Damn. Oh well.....go scanning the other rooms.... Check to see if
Glory Hole is open.. It's not. Gangbang thang is empty. Log into the room and
set audio entrance alert. Go spend 5 minutes trying to get into Leather 1. 50
guys, most of them lurking. No one doing anything except the few really good
guys there, they know who they are. But no one logging out, so no fresh meat
can get in. There's a guy who's says he's really into ballplay/ballpain who I
want to chat up some time, but still cant get into the fucken room. Damn
again...... Ballplay of a rather serious sort is one of my favorite diversions
from wet and mess.

Back to the wet/messy room.. See who new has shown up. Hmmmmmmm... one
guy....blah blah blah says he's new to raunch and wants to explore more. Say
hi. He responds... the usual "Are you a human or are you an idiot?" kind of
conversation. Seems interesting. "Pvt?"

"Sure." Here we are. What follows is an approximation of the transcript of our
conversation. (Without quotemarks...sorry grammar queens. The double spacing
indicates the shift in who's talking. Editorial comments from the author are
inparentheses.)

Hey. (He leads off)

Hey. (Real intelligent start......but it's surprisingly universal).

Where are you?

Boston, and you?

Toronto.

What you want to know about raunch?

Well, I've been playing with my piss for a while. I really get into it. It
turns me on.

YOU drink it?

Yes. I lay back in the tub and piss all over myself and piss into my mouth.
It's so nice and warm on my body. And I love the taste.

And you beat off while your swallowing it, right?

YES! I love it. But I'm starting to think about more than just piss.

Yah? Like what? (He has to say it first. If he's gonna head down the road to
shitland, he's gotta admit it out loud. If I say it first, it doesn't count.)

What all are you into? (He's trying to get me to say it.)

I'm into all of it. I love piss just like you do. Giving and receiving. On me,
in my mouth, piss enemas. How many men have you done piss with? (Keeping the
conversation on familiar ground.)

Twice. One guy I met and he pissed all over me. That was ok. But another time
with another guy we swapped it back and forth all night. That was great.

So, what are you thinking about other than piss? (Sounds to me like his one
experience with piss was awful....but it was probably his first. The second one
confirmed for him that he was into it. That's why he keeps pissing on himself.)

Well, I've been thinking about men's assholes. And what comes out of them.

Yah? And what are you thinking about when you think of men's assholes?

I think about having my mouth on one. And eating a man's shit.

What have you done so far? (There. He's said it. Now we can proceed.)

I've played with my ass. I've sniffed my finger. I've smelled my dirty
underwear.

Did it get you hard? Did you get off on it?

YES!

And now you want to try more?

How did you know? Yes. I want it. But what if it's gross?

It's not gross. It's shit. Even though everyone tells us it's awful, it's
something that a man makes. And if a man makes it, it's wonderful. Same as
piss.

You really think that?

Yup. I do almost everything with piss and shit, I find it incredibly sexy and
hot and fun. I get off on it.

You eat it?

Of course I eat it. I also feed it to other guys who are hungry for shit.

I wish I were there with you right now. You could show me.

Well, there is a way for you to try it. Interested?

What do you mean?

Well, most guys who get into shit try it out on their own first. Then they add
another person. Sort of like you did with piss play. So....... try it out on
your own.

What do I do?

YOU naked?

Got shorts on.

Get rid of them. What other toys etc. do you have handy?

I have a dildo and a cockring.

Go get them. Also get some newspaper. And a towel to sit on.

Hang on...........back.

Do you use poppers?

Yes. I have them nearby.

How hard is your dick right now? (Gotta see how much preparation is needed. My
cock is hard as a rock. Talking guys through their first taste of shit is a
major turn on for me. Besides, I plan on following along....doing just what I
tell him to do, only feeding from my own butt.)

Solid. I'm trembling. Running around getting all this stuff. Oh God. I can't
believe I'm going to be doing this.

Stand down. Relax. Take some lube and pour in on your cock and balls. Get both
of them nice and lubed up.

Ok. Lubed. Stroking.

Stop stroking! Just do what I tell you to do. Play with your nuts. Pull on
them. Squeeze them. Make your balls feel really good.

Wow. I feel like I'm gonna cum right now.

You will cum when I tell you to cum and not before. Got that boy? (I could care
less his age. First time shit eaters are 'boy.')

Yes, sir.

Spread your legs and rub your finger on your butthole. Don't press into
yourself. Just rub your hole.

Yesssssssss.

How does that feel, boy?

Feels good. But I want to push in.

Pull your finger back. Sniff it. Smell anything?

OH yes! I smell my butt. I've done this before. It gets me so hot.

Lick the tip of your finger. Any taste?

No sir.

Ok boy. You're going to be one handed typing from now on. That's ok. I can
follow along with abbreviations and short hand. Don't worry about typos. Back
to your butt. Want you to rub it and push into it just a little. You should
feel soft smooth skin inside your first asslip. Feel it? (I'm stroking my ass
at this point. Relaxing it. Getting ready to push inside. And it's amazing how
anal people get about correct spelling in this situation. If someone can
understand it, that's all that matters.)

Yes.

Massage it. It's got lots of sexy nerve endings. Will help you relax your butt.
Play with your ass. But don't push all the way in yet.

K. Feel great.

Ok boy. Pull out. Sniff and taste. The same?

Yes. great smell. bit of flavor.

How's it taste?

Not sure. Sorta dry taste I guess.

That's your beginning boy. Now this time I want you to lube your finger and
push it all the way into your butt. Tell me if you feel anything in there.

Ok. Yes. I feel something in my ass. Firm.

That's your turd boy. Push on it. See if you can move it around in your butt.

Wow. I can feel it move.

Is it hard or soft? (My shit is almost always semi-hard. When I pull out, my
finger will be nicely coated,)

Hard at the end.

Ok boy. I want you to hold your finger steady in your ass. All the way in. Now
push down like you're going to take a shit. Don't push hard. But you should
feel that turd move on your finger.

Holy shit. I can feel it.

Wipe your finger across it boy. Now pull your finger out. How dirty is it?
(This is make or break time for him. If he freaks, it's over. If he's
fascinated, he's mine. My finger is coated brown. No clump. But very dirty.)

It's got brown on the front of it. My fingernail is dirty. Some shit under the
fingernail.

Sniff it boy. Does it smell good?

Snffffffffff. Oh yes. Smells great.

Makes you want more, boy?

Yes, I think so.

What is your dick telling you boy?

Yes, sir. I want more.

Lick it.

Oh fuck. Licking.

How's it taste boy?

A little bitter. Tastes good. Not bad.

Want more? (He's gotta ask for each step along the path. And he discovered that
it's not as bad as he had been told. He's gonna be an excellent shiteater
soon.)

Yes!

Suck your finger clean. (My finger has been cleaned a few seconds ago. Have
gotten more for me to eat on this step.)

NO way!

Get your poppers boy. (The usual spot for resistance. Licking was cool. But
cleaning is getting close to that forbidden zone in people's brains. This is
one barrier you just gotta push through hard and fast.)

K.

2 long sniffs boy. Want you to get flying. Count them for me.

1

Sniff again boy

2

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Now exhale.

Yes.... feeling good.

Look at your finger. Look at it. You want it don't you?

Yes, sir.

Then clean it boy. Clean it good. Put it in your mouth and clean it all up.
(Fast directions. No time to think. Just do. Besides, I'm sucking on shit now
and really getting into it.)

Fuck. I did it!

All clean?

YES.

How'd it taste?

Tasted GREAT. Wow. I did it.

Yes you did boy. YOU want more? (Gotta keep the tempo up. Until he chews and
swallows, he could always stop.)

Yes. I do.

Good boy. Wet finger. Back into ass. This time I want you to push into that
turd in your ass. And when you've done that, bear down and make it move across
your finger. (Finger needs to come out coated well this time. I'm digging for a
healthy clump of shit. I'm real hungry right now.)

K. It's out.

How dirty?

Tip to second knuckle brown. Coated good. Smells great.

K. Poppers boy. 3 sniffs. I'll count them for you. (Wonderful. He's gonna go
nuts. I have a nice clump ready for my pigfeasting.)

1. Inhale deep. 2. Inhale and hold it........3. deep inhale. Hold it. Hold it.
Now boy stick out your tongue. All the way.

Tongue out.

Wipe your finger bottom to top on your tongue. Hard wipe as you can handle. And
hold it there. Don't' do anything with it other than put your tongue back into
your mouth. (Clump in my mouth now. Sucking on it. I know what happens next.)

It's in.

Hold it on your tongue. Keep your hand off your dick. Just let it rest there
for a second. You have shit in your mouth, boy.

Tasting it. God. So hot.

Now suck on your tongue. Spread the flavor around. Make sure that your whole
mouth is coated with it. Don't swallow. Just move it around. (I'm more of a pig
than him. I've spread it around and gotten more to chew on.)

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Mix it with your saliva boy. Now swallow it.

Fuck!

How you doing boy?

Fine. I think. Was so hot. I wanted to cum. I'm going to explode. So hot.

Yes. It is hot boy. Great. You're doing great. Keep your hand off your dick.

But I want to cum so bad. Ok. Ok. What are you doing?

Boy, I'm following along right with you. I've been digging into my ass and
feeding from it, just like you.

WHAT?!?!?! No shit? That is so incredible. Wow. Oh my God.

Down boy. You said you're about ready to cum. You ready to eat shit for real?

Oh God. Yes. I want it. I want it bad.

Ok boy. Push your chair back. And put that newspaper down on the floor. Get
into a squatting position. Tell me when you're ready.

Ready.

Ok. What I want you to do is rest a finger along your hole. Push boy. Push
about 1-2" of shit out. Use your finger as a ruler. When you get to 2" just
stop. And hold that position. Don't pinch it off. Just let it hang there. Push
boy. Move your shit.

Ok. Doing it. Feeling the shit on my finger. Feeling it move. Got it. About 2"
hanging from my butt.

Boy. Listen carefully. Don't do anything yet until I tell you're heard all of
my instructions. Main thing is not to close your hole. Keep a little pressure
on your hole to keep it open. Then take your finger like a knife and cut off
that turd and let it fall to the floor. Leave your hole open. Then I want you
to push your fingers deep into your asshole and play with it a while. Work
those asslips boy. Make 'em feel real good. Finger fuck your hole with 2
fingers boy. Now do it. (Thank god I got those instructions out. While he's
doing that I can get myself a nice sized piece of shit. I think I need about 6"
this time.)

God. It feels so good to play with my hole. So good.

Pull your fingers out boy. Sit back in your chair. How dirty are those fingers?

Filthy coated sir

Poppers boy. 4 long sniffs. Do it. Let me know when you're flying.

1. 2. 3. 4. Flying.

Open your mouth and shove those fingers in boy. Clean them all at once. Be a
pig boy. (Half a log in my mouth now. Tastes so fucken good.) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Want more boy? Need more?

YES.

Poppers boy. 4 sniffs. You count this time.

1. 2. 3. 4. Oh god....flying

Reach down and grab that turd boy. Put it in your mouth and start chewing on
it. Grab your cock and stroke. Eat shit boy. You shit eater. Eat shit and cum..
Do it boy. Cum when you're swallowing. Swallow it boy. Eat shit and cum. Cum
you pig. (I'm finishing my log and stroking right along with him. God I love
this. My mouthful of shit. Eating shit along with another hot man. Both of us
shit eaters. Damn it's good.)

Cummmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggg

Yah....cumming too boy.

(A long pause in the action.)

Whew. (My voice)

God. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't believe how far I came. My mouth full of
shit. Oh fuck.

You did good boy. You did good. How you doing?

Wow! Damn. I gotta go clean up.

Before you go boy. My email's Sxuldev8@hotmail.com. Want to talk, let me know.
Tell yourself that you did good. Love to talk to you again sometime. Anytime.
Later boy.

Ok. Later.

**left private chat or is ignoring you.

(Comments and other such are welcome. Rude remarks will be totally ignored. If
ya liked it, let me know. Sxuldev8@hotmail.com.)