****** My First and Best Toilet Sex by toylet4u@yahoo.com ******
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My First and Best Toilet Sex


This is a short description of the most exciting sex I ever had. Back in the
mid '70s, long before anyone was worried about safe sex, I had developed a bit
of a reputation at my smallish college. I didn't try to discourage it because I
enjoyed all the sex it brought me. The source of my fame was my willingness to
spend hours going down on and rimming any reasonable-looking girl who wanted
it. It started with a girlfriend who told all of her friends what an ass-
licking 'pervert' I was after we broke up, and spread after that, because I did
nothing to deny it, and everything I could to reinforce it.

It wasn't unusual in that time and place for parties to include lots of drink
and dope, and for newly-formed couples to disappear upstairs or outside for a
while to indulge in some casual sex. With my reputation, it wasn't unusual for
me to be approached by girls who'd indulged enough to lose their inhibitions
and bring on a bit of horniness, or who had already experienced an unsatisfying
sex session that evening. I sometimes managed to eat several different cunts
and assholes in an evening. I would either masturbate while eating, or
sometimes a public-spirited girl would return the favor with a blow-job or a
fuck, but I didn't demand that--I really got off on sucking pussy and ass, the
smell and taste and feel of it, experiencing the wonderful and subtle variety
of cunt lips and assholes. Coming was definitely secondary (actually, I didn't
really want to come early in an encounter--it was easy for me to get off on
licking the grossest asshole while I was really horny, but after coming, it
could be a bit of a turn off).

My favorite position was to have the girl lie on her back with her ass on the
edge of a sofa, bed, car hood, or other such surface and her legs spread wide.
This let me really bury my face in her pussy, and meant that it was easy to
work my mouth down towards her asshole in stages, licking as I went, so that by
the time I really got down there it was pretty clean. Of course, it was clean
because I had licked it clean, so I often got a pretty fair taste of shit in
the process, depending on exactly how careful my lover of the moment was about
wiping and how long it was since she'd washed the area.

In my favorite position, though, this wasn't really a problem, because while I
was cleaning up her asshole, my nose was buried in her cunt, and most of the
taste of shit is really smell, so I didn't taste it much. Anyway, I slowly
developed a real liking for the raunchy, earthy smell and bitter taste that I
often encountered while doing this, and I was always turned on by the whole
idea of putting my mouth where a girl shit, cleaning her up with my tongue and
swallowing the leftovers. Part of my turn on was (and is) always a feeling of
submission, and sucking asshole is very submissive. While licking and sucking a
girl's asshole, I always tried to slip my tongue inside, and sometimes,
depending on how loose she was and whether I felt like I could ask her to help
out by pushing, I managed to get it slightly inside. This was an even more
extreme turn-on; feeling a girl's asshole surrounding my tongue, with the tip
wriggling around literally inside her guts, where normally only her shit would
be, really got me going.

It also wasn't completely unusual to find leftover come from a previous
encounter dribbling from the pussy I was sucking. I would lap this up along
with whatever juice she produced. A couple of times I also encountered girls
who had recently had anal sex. Their assholes were wet before my tongue reached
them, and tended to have a bit more obvious residue around them. Once, the girl
was still a bit dilated, and I was able to suck out and eat a fair amount of
leftover cum. This turned me on so much that I came without touching my cock. I
wasn't particularly turned on by the fact that I was eating some other guy's
cum, but by the fact that I was sucking in and eating the leftover mess out of
her asshole.

Some girls, who had obviously heard about me and enjoyed the chance to get
their own back on the male of the species, were a bit unsubtle about their
opinions of someone who loved eating ass. I was approached a few times by girls
who asked up front if I really liked kissing assholes. When I said I did, some
of them reacted with the "ewww, gross" sort of thing and left, but others were
obviously turned on by the idea. Several times, they made it pretty clear that
they wanted the treatment themselves. Late one night, at a party that was
particularly out of hand, for instance, a girl asked me about it, and when I
gave the usual answer, she said "Kiss mine, then", turned her back, bent over,
and pulled down her jeans and panties then and there in the middle of the room.
I was really turned on by the idea of licking ass in public, dropped to my
knees, and immediately spread her cheeks with my hands and gave her asshole a
nice big tongue kiss. Unfortunately, she quickly decided that the joke was
getting to be a bit much, said, "Get your face out of my ass, you pervert," and
pulled away. This did reinforce my rep, and I really enjoyed the humiliation of
kissing her asshole in public.

Several others took me to more private places and did similar things, but
usually relaxed and enjoyed it after I got started. By this time, I had reached
the point that the smell of a dirty ass really turned me on, so it didn't
bother me a bit to just spread a girl's cheeks and dive in, even though most of
them were a bit dirty at the start. I discovered that I really liked this
position, too--having a girl facing away from me, presenting her ass to be
licked as though it was a great treat, was a real turn-on. I loved the
sensation of having my face engulfed by a girl's buttocks, kissing and lapping
away at her anus while looking up her back at her (almost always, in those
days) long hair trailing down her back. I particularly liked it when a girl
started off our encounter by presenting to me like this--it emphasized the
abasement involved in licking another person's asshole, when mouth-ass contact
was the very first physical contact I had with a girl. I was fortunate in
living off campus, in a two-room house on a five-acre block that I rented quite
cheaply, so there was never any trouble with getting privacy when needed.

After a while, I began to fantasize about what I would do if a girl ever lost
control of her bowels or bladder while I was sucking away at the appropriate
hole--I realized that I liked the idea, and wondered whether I'd be able to eat
or drink whatever came out--whether it would kill me or what, whether I'd lose
control and puke or be able to keep it down.

I really got into the idea after a while, and realized that I didn't have much
to fear from the smell or taste. Because I had licked so many unwashed cunts
and assholes, I had already experienced the smell and taste of shit and piss,
and had reached the point that the smell of a dirty ass, or the tang of
leftover piss in a pussy, were positive turn-ons. I also realized that at least
in minute quantities, shit and piss must not be deadly, or I would already have
died. I wasn't so sure about serious drinking or eating, though, so I scouted
around in the psychology and medicine books in the college library. It was very
hard to find anything relevant, but I eventually decided that it looked like
even consuming quantities of piss or shit occasionally probably wouldn't kill
me.

I didn't know what to do next, though. It was one thing to have a reputation as
a wild and slightly gross, but exciting, pussy and ass eater. It would be
something else again to have word get around that I was truly a toilet-mouth--
that would probably put the girls off, and I definitely didn't want that.

I got my chance one night. A girl approached me late in the evening at a party,
and asked me if I'd like to take her home. We were both pretty thoroughly
stoned. She was OK looking, with a pretty face, small breasts, long black hair,
a big, round ass, and a faint moustache on her upper lip, which I didn't mind,
as it usually meant that a girl would have a nice hairy crotch. In the car, she
asked if what she'd heard about me and asses was true. I said it was, and she
said I'd have to come up when we got to her place, then.

As soon as we got into her apartment, she pulled a joint out of her purse and
lit it up. We shared it standing in her front entranceway. As I took one final
drag she looked at me and said, "Well, tell me what you want to do now". Not
feeling shy, I said, "I want to lick your asshole", and started pulling off my
clothes. She said, "I guess I'd better go wash..." but didn't start to go
anywhere, just looked at me.

I was feeling bold, so I said "Don't worry about it--I'm too hot for your
asshole to wait, and that beautiful ass can't possibly be too bad." and got
down on my knees and nuzzled my face into her ass.

"You MUST be hot for it, but, hey, it's OK with me" she said, and pulled her
jeans and panties down, stepped out of them and bent forward.

The moustache clue had worked well, as usual. I could tell from my position
that she had a very hairy crotch. Wisps of hair showed between her cheeks, and
there was a fine line of black hairs showing at the top of her ass crack. I
knelt down, and got our physical relationship started in my absolute favorite
way--I spread her ample cheeks, and our first real sexual contact came as I
opened my mouth wide, sealed my lips over her anus, and started licking. She
was a bit dirty, and the smell and taste were getting me very worked up. She
took off her top while I licked, and after a minute or so she stood up and
said, "I've got a severe case of the munchies. Follow me, and keep sucking my
ass while I make some popcorn."

I did as she said, trying to keep my mouth connected as much as I could to her
asshole as she moved about cooking. The smell of the popcorn penetrated my
haven between her cheeks, and my stomach got that hollow feeling you get with
the munchies. She got a beer from the refrigerator, and drank it while standing
at the stove, cooking. All the while, I kept licking and kissing her sphincter
and the area around it.

When the popcorn was done, she told me to keep following her, and moved into
her tiled bathroom. She put the bowl of corn on the edge of the sink, looked
back over her shoulder at me, and said, "Keep sucking while I eat".

I pulled away for a moment and told her I was hungry, too, but she just said
"Good. I'll feed you soon, and you'll need to be hungry." and went back to
eating and finishing off her beer.

We stayed like that for what seemed like ages. My munchies were really severe;
I felt like I'd developed a total vacuum in my stomach. I was in a sort of
trance, licking at her asshole, kissing it, playing my tongue around the nicely
developed little ring and the wrinkles surrounding it, and thinking, through my
dope-induced haze, about what she'd said--could she possibly have meant what I
thought when she said she'd feed me soon?

Eventually, she looked back at me again through the corners of her eyes, and
said "look me in the eyes, but keep sucking my asshole."

I did, and she said, "Now, tell me what you really want me to do right now."

I hesitated a moment, looking at her eyes, and then my sexual fever overcame my
fear and I said, "I want you to shit."

"Really?" she said, "That'll make a hell of a mess."

I took another big chance and said "Maybe not..." I paused, hoping she would
get the idea without making me say any more. No such luck, though, she wanted
to hear it, I think. She said "How could it NOT make a mess? Explain yourself."
I hesitated, then took the final plunge: "If you don't let it out too fast,
I'll eat it as it comes." That was one of the most agonizing moments of my
life. My concentration was really focused by the dope, and I realized that I
could have just ruined my life--If this was all a misunderstanding, I was in
big trouble.

She had a good sense of theater--she held her eyes glued to mine and waited for
what seemed like an eternity before she said "Good. I figured that someone who
gets off as much as you do on licking my dirty asshole, using your tongue as
toilet paper, would probably be a full-fledged shit-eater at heart. Since you
want it so much, show me. Beg to eat my shit."

"Please let me eat your shit. I want to eat it. I need to eat it. You are so
beautiful; I want to worship your body. Please, please shit in my mouth. I'm so
hungry for your shit..."

I was prepared to go on like that, but I guess she'd had enough. She just said
"Enough. You'd better not get any on the floor."

She turned away, and I opened my mouth, encircled her asshole, and began to
suck gently. I put my tongue against her rim, and soon felt it begin to move
and dilate. It felt as though her anus was kissing me; it sort of expanded
outward as it opened. I left my tongue in the center, and it began to slide
into her opening hole, but met a harder object coming the other way. I had to
work hard mentally to keep from coming, which I knew would spoil the moment and
leave me suddenly un-horny with a mouthful of shit.

My whole universe seemed to be focused down to a point, but at the same time I
was aware of other things--my unbelievable sexual frenzy, my extreme munchies,
which at that point meant that the thought of getting anything, even shit, into
my stomach was a sort of raging need, and, of course, the feeling and smell and
taste that flooded my senses as that first turd emerged into my mouth. Somehow,
those sensations didn't disgust me even a little; instead, they seemed like the
most wonderful, exciting things in the universe. I was also conscious of the
fact that I was abasing myself about as much as it is possible to do--
voluntarily eating a woman's excrement, after begging for it, and enjoying
every second of the act. Knowing that the warm weight on my tongue was another
person's shit, that she had collaborated with me in getting it there, and that
she was expecting me to eat it, totally blew me away. It felt like the most
complete surrender possible, and I loved that.

She had good control. The turd emerged about four inches, then her anus
contracted, cutting off a large but bite sized piece. I opened my eyes and
looked up in time to see her turn her head to look back at me.

"Still hungry for it?" she asked. I couldn't answer, but nodded like mad.
"Well, then, chew and swallow, my toilet. I have plenty left where that came
from."

I chewed, while keeping my eyes locked to hers. The sensation was amazing--
feeling the warmth and the slightly gritty texture of her shit as I chewed it,
experiencing the burst of smell and taste that chewing released, nearly put me
over the top again. Knowing that my mouth was being completely coated in shit,
that I would never again be able to eat without knowing that I had eaten shit,
that this attractive girl was watching me do it, just sent my head whirling. I
eventually swallowed, reveling in the sensation of the shit slurry sliding down
my throat, her waste invading my previously pristine insides. When the shitty
stuff hit my stomach, I felt a sort of jolt as the universe changed to one
where I was shit-eater, and also a wonderful warm glow of relief from my
munchies. I also felt a bit of nausea, but it was overwhelmed by everything
else.

She said "well, if you weren't one before, you're a real shit-eater now. Finish
off my load," and turned away from me. I reopened my mouth and felt another
turd begin to emerge from her anus.

I ate four more pieces of shit before she was finished. Each one gave me
feelings much like the first, though they weren't quote so intense. My stomach
felt pleasantly full, and the sensation of nausea retreated. After the last
one, she said, "I need to be wiped, but I suspect your mouth isn't clean enough
right now. Stand up and get in front of the mirror."

I did, and she told me to open my mouth and look at myself. I was a sight, all
right. My lips were smeared with her shit, and there was shit on my tongue and
teeth. My breath, and it seemed to me, my entire head were completely saturated
with the earthy, intense smell of her excrement.

She told me to describe the experience. I didn't do nearly as good a job as
I've just done, and I don't remember just what I said, but I remember saying
that it had been the most intense and exciting thing I'd ever done.

"Would you do it again?" she asked.

I didn't hesitate. "Yes, absolutely. At the moment I think I'd do it again
anytime you wanted. I feel like I'd like to eat all your shit, all the time--it
seems terrible that you waste that stuff by flushing it down the toilet."

"Well, I don't know about that, but we may be able to come to some sort of
arrangement. Shitting in your mouth and watching you eat it was a pretty
intense thing for me, too. It let me know that at least one guy in the world is
so overwhelmed by me that he would do the most disgusting thing imaginable,
eating my shit, and enjoy it because the shit was mine. Enough of that. You're
not done yet. Lie down on your back in the tub."

I did, and she straddled my face, told me to open wide, and began to piss in my
mouth. I was nearly overwhelmed by a new set of sensations. Her piss felt hot,
and smelled wonderful. It had a slightly acid taste, but also sort of smoky,
like some kinds of tea. It washed most of the smell and taste of shit out of my
mouth, replacing it with a delightful flavor of its own, one that I swear to
this day you could bottle and sell if nobody knew what it was.

I gulped and swallowed fast to keep up with her flow. I was on a new, very
powerful high. This time, she'd used my mouth as her toilet without warning or
asking me. My stomach was rapidly filling as her liquid waste was added to the
shit I'd just eaten. I once again felt like I'd died and gone to heaven.

After she finished pissing, she told me to lick her pussy clean, which I did,
and then she moved her ass back to cover my face and told me to wipe it. I
didn't hesitate, and carefully cleaned her with my tongue. Somehow, that seemed
even more humiliating than eating her shit or drinking her piss had--just being
used, because it was convenient, to wipe her ass with my tongue.

She took me to bed with her and had me sleep across the foot of the bed. In the
morning, when I woke up disoriented and the memories of the night came back, I
was horrified.

I was just wondering how I could sneak out when she sat up and said "So, are
you ready for a morning meal?" I realized then that she wanted a longer-term
relationship, at least if you can call the interaction between a girl and her
toilet bowl a relationship, as that's all I ever was after that day.

She led me back to the bathroom. I laid down in the bathtub. She looked down at
me and said "I want to hear it, --would you like to eat my shit?"

I said, "Yes, please. I would like to eat my breakfast fresh from your asshole.
Please feed me your shit." She grabbed a magazine from near the toilet,
squatted down over my face, and read the magazine as I sucked at her asshole.
After a few minutes, her anus dilated and my second meal of shit started. I ate
her whole morning load, feeling a repeat of the same ecstasy I had experienced
the previous night; maybe even more so, as this time I really was just being
used, with no pretence at sex--I was just being a toilet for her. After she
finished shitting, she moved up a bit, I tipped my head back, and she pissed a
full load of very strong tasting urine into my mouth. It was harder to drink
than the weak stuff I had swallowed the previous night, but I managed to
swallow it all. When she finished, I licked her clean, and she moved back down
and said, "wipe me." I licked her asshole completely clean. She then got up and
said "Still happy to be my toilet?"

"Yes. This turns me on incredibly. If you'll let me finish myself off, I'll do
this whenever you want." She told me to go ahead, and I began licking the last
traces of her shit from my lips and masturbated very quickly to orgasm as she
watched. She made me wait until she had showered, allowed me to wash off, and
we both left.

continued (and finished) in part 2

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