****** Messy Club by Bob Watergate ******
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Messy Club


I had owned this old farm for about ten years when I joined the club. I found
the Messy Club on the Internet and quickly determined that these people were
crazy about watersports. My kind of people! During my first meeting, I found
out the club members were encourage to host parties at their homes. At first I
didn't think anyone would want to come way out of town for a party I might
hold, but I quickly realized that I was wrong.

The last Saturday of July I hosted my first club party. I thought holding a BBQ
would be a great way to get everyone together. As the members began to arrive I
started giving tours of my property. With over 100 acres, there was plenty of
room for people to wonder around and enjoy being one with nature. As we walked
around one by one everyone began to strip naked and pretty soon, people were
pairing off and peeing on each other.

Not too far from my house there was an old outhouse. This outhouse was built on
solid ground but the years had washed away a lot of ground from the rear which
allows open access. This means that you could crawl in under the outhouse and
were then able to stand up once inside. Since I had installed indoor plumbing
in the house, the old outhouse wasn't used much anymore.

One of my new friends, Tom, offered to do the cooking and Peggy said she would
be the bar maid and keep plenty of beer iced down. With this help in place I
knew I would be able to have great time today. As the party got going fairly
well when I noticed Jack was heading over to the outhouse. I wasn't too far
away so I took for in a quick run and got around to its back. Quickly I climbed
inside and positioned myself directly under the heavy piss stream being sent
down! I was glad that Jack had been drinking a lot of beer because that kept
his stream flowing for a long time. But as it always happens, his bladder
emptied and Jack turned to open the door and leave. I too was going to leave
when I heard him speak to someone else. In just a minute, Sara, a tall blonde
came in to the outhouse. I could see up through the hole and saw her pull down
her jeans and panty. Sara set down on the old wooden seat and got real quite. I
had moved an old wooden crate inside so when I stood on it I could easily reach
the person using the outhouse. Sara begin to pee and pee she did! I drank what
I could before she stopped her flow. Wanting to be a helpful host, I moved up
so that I could lick her dripping lips clean. No need to waste toilet paper out
here. First I share a kiss and then a quick lick with my tongue. Before I could
lick again, Sara had parted her legs and was looking down into my eyes. Her big
smile told me that my help was appreciated, so I began my cleansing task again.
It really didn't take that long to clean her up. Just as I was finishing, Sara
opened her legs once again as if to say thanks but instead she let out a little
gas! "Sorry!" was all I heard.

I headed out the back of the outhouse just as Sara left out the front.

From there I went around to the side of my house to the basement door.

Inside, I had placed several changes of jeans and white T-shirts. My plan was
that I could keep hosing off and changing and it would look like I never had.

Next I went back over to the grill and grabbed a quick burger. Tom asked me
where I had been and all I could do was smile. As I ate I saw Sara talking to
Stan. Stan was a younger man, an insurance salesman I think.

As I headed over to get a beer, Stan and my paths crossed. "You want to meet me
at the outhouse?" he said in passing. Stan just kept walking towards to
outhouse. I grabbed another beer and off I hustled again. By the time I got
into position Stan was already inside. I looked up and saw Stan looking down a
me. "You ready?" he asked. Then I watched Stan turnaround and set down. As he
seated himself he pushed his cock through between his legs. I was very
impressed because he still had about 7" of cock hanging down.

I wasn't sure if he really had to pee or not but when in doubt, what the hell.
With that I stood up on the create and took his cock in my mouth.

I sucked on it like a calf at feeding! He grew another couple of inches as I
got him fully hard. I felt his cock begin to throb and just as I thought, he
delivered up his cum. Stan, the man, made himself proud as he filled my mouth
full of his seed. It was very sweet and none was wasted! Just a his cum quite
spurting, his piss began to flow. I hated to loose the great taste of his cum
but his beer piss was just as sweet. I felt like my stomach was getting full
but I drank all he gave up. The great thing was that during the entire act,
Stan never lost his hard-on. What a man! I was still sucking when Stan stood
up. His cock slipped out with a pop. "That was good Bob, thanks!" Stan said.

I was just climbing down off of the create when I heard a girl call out.

"Sara said I might find you down there." Becky said. "I've always wanted to use
an outhouse and I have to go bad!" With that she lifted her dress and backup to
set down. Wow, no panties! Becky quickly started to pee and I was in position
to catch her gift. Then just as quickly her asshole began to pucker and she
pushed out her first solid offering. It came so quickly I couldn't move and it
slide across my forehead. Her pee was starting to slow to just a drip so I
moved in to lick her dry. Just as I had her clean I heard her moan. I moved
back and saw her asshole begin to open. I wasn't sure what Becky might do but I
didn't want to pass up this chance, so I quickly shifted around and made
contact with her ass. Little by little Becky pushed out another little turd
which I took away for her. She continued to set there shifting only a little so
I liked her ass clean like a good boy. "Sorry Bob, I told you I had to go bad!"
Becky spoke, "Let's get a beer." With that she stood up, pulled her dress back
down and walked out of the outhouse. I remember standing there with disbelief.
I couldn't believe this scene had just happened. I mean I have read several
stories about watersports and even seen a couple of movies, but I never thought
I would ever get to experience it.

I was brought back to reality when I felt a large stream of piss hit me on my
face. Looking up I saw both Tom and Peggy standing there pissing down on me.
Tom's cock looked really big and seeing Peggy spreading her pussy and pissing
away was most impressive! They were both laughing and I heard them say that I
was truly a good addition to the club. Tom finished pissing first, zipped up
and left. Peggy continued to pee and pee. When she finally finished, she spun
around and sat down. I saw her looking down at me between legs and she told me
to clean her up. It sounded like she was just ordering carry out or something.
I was very glad to taste another pussy, so clean her up I did!

After I cleaned up and came back out to the BBQ, I was greeted with a big round
of applause. Everyone was smiling and I was assured that future parties were
mandatory! I assured everyone they were all welcome here anytime. When I set
down to eat supper, Becky came up to eat too.

She was very quite and made only a little eye contact. Then she finally spoke.
"Bob, I know you live alone out here, but I was wondering if you might like
some company?" I asked her what she had in mind and her response was that her
rent was up in a couple of week and she thought it would be fun to live out in
the country. I asked her what she like the most about the country and her
response was quick! "Outhouses!"

Becky moved in after all and everyday has been a real treat! Oh yes, the amount
I spend on water, electric, and toilet paper has dropped way off!

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