****** Making Dirty Laundry for A Price by Doolee ******
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Making Dirty Laundry for A Price


I would like to take the time to announce my laundry service. The name of the
business is called Dirty Laundry for You. I do not run the business by myself.
There are 99 other men that help with the orders, for the customers. I know
what you do we do.

Well if you will let me take the time, and explain what we do. We are the
people that you call, or visit if you want to play a prank on someone. We do
not care what the prank is, as long as it has something to do with messing up
clothes we are there for you. We have a lot of fun, filling some of the request
that we get.

I know that some people might say that they could do there own dirty work. You
might be able to do your own work, but it might not get like ours. If you
really want your clothes to really get mess up, you might want us to do it for
you. We had this chance to mess up this whole line, for this gay play before. I
would have to say that it was better than what I thought it was going to be.

The man that was running the play said that it was a play about the different
body odors a man could have. I told him that I think he came to the right place
for that. He said that he would like to hire us for the job. I told him that I
would have to talk to the rest of the people first. He told me to set up a
meeting, so that we could all get to know each other. I told him that I think
that was a good idea. I told him that I would have to get back with him, with
the results at a later time. He said that I need to let him know a soon as I
could.

I told him that it would be as soon as he could think. I asked him what was the
name of the play, he said that it was called Dirty Work. I told him that I like
that name. He asked me why did I say that. I told him that it has the word
Dirty in it. I told him that we should always think about that. I think that we
are meant to get dirty, as much as possible. He said that is why we do it in
the first place. I told him that we must have been thinking the same thing.

I asked him what did he want us to do? He said that he wanted us to wear some
clothes, and get them dirty. I told him that we do not have a problem with
doing that. He said that he was glad that I said that. I told him that he
definitely came to the right place. He said that he almost gave the whole idea
up. I asked him why would he do a thing like that. He said that he thought that
he would have a problem finding someone to help him with the job. I asked him
if he needed any help in the play. He said that he could use as many people as
possible. I told him that I would do what I can, to find you the people that
you need. He said that he would like it if I could do that. I told him that he
does not have to worry, he will have the play. He said that he was happy to say
that.

He asked me what are we going to do about the clothing for the play. I told him
that we would have to get tat straight as soon as possible. He said that he
would supply the clothes, if I wanted him to. I told him that he does not have
to do that, we will use our own clothes. He said that he just wanted to help
out, as much as he could. I told him that we do not need your help anymore. We
will get back with you when we are ready for the play. He asked me what will I
be doing until then. I told him that I will be around, so he could stop by
anytime. He said that he would love that. I told him that I would to.

The next day he came by the store, I asked him what have he been up to. He said
that he has not been doing anything. I said that I could not believe that he
was saying that. He asked me why did I say that, I said that I think that he
was a cute young man. He said that he was surprise to hear me say that. He said
that he thought the same about me. I took the time, and asked him that
question. I think we all know the question that I am talking about. He said
that he was, and he was not afraid to say it. I told him that he had to be the
bravest one that I know. He said that he no he is, and there is no one else
that does what I do. I asked him what do he do.

He said that he like to do a lot of things that some people want does. I asked
him what are those things. He said that when he gets with a man, he like them
to be filthy. I asked him why do he like that. He said that he always like the
way his men smell. I asked him do that make him shoot his rocks. He said that
is why he likes it that way. I told him that he has a strange fetish, but I can
say that I like it that way to. He said that he could not believe me when I
said that. I asked him why did he say it like that. He said that I do not look
like the kind of person that will like that stuff. I told him that I run the
store, and you thought that I do not like it.

He said that it never came across his mind. I asked why it did not. He said
that he does not know why, but he never thought of it like that. I asked him
what did he think about the whole idea. He said that he like it. I told him
that I like it to. He asked me what do I do all day. I told him that I just sit
back, and get dirty. He said that he would love to have my job. I told him that
I am not given it up no time soon, so he do not need to try and wait for it to
be empty. He said that he would wait anyhow. I told him that he is brave. I
asked him what do he want to do. I told him that we could have some fun, if he
wanted to. He said that he would love to. I asked him, if he did not mind the
way that I smell. He said that he like it when he gets to smell men. I asked
him what is his favorite spot on the male body. He said that it has to be
around the balls, and the butt crack. I told him that if he wanted to, I would
let him smell mines. He asked me how could he do that. I said that we could act
it out over the phone. He said that he would love to. I told him that I just
need him to come in, so I could lock the door behind him. He said that we were
going to have so much fun together.

I told him that we are going to get all sweaty and funky together. I asked him
what else to he like. He said that he like it all messy. I told him if like
scat or water sports. He said that he love them. I told him that I had to go to
the restroom, but know I guess I do not have to go no where. I said that I
could let you have it all in your face. He said that he would love that. I said
just think about it, me sitting on your face. Your nose buried deep inside my
sweaty, sour, ripe ass hole. He said that he could see it know. I told him it
want over yet, he said there is more. I told him that there is a lot more,
before I even pull down my filthy rotten briefs. I have been wearing them for
about 6-month's straight. I have not washed my butt since I had them on. I have
not use toilet paper either, just the briefs.

You can see all the skid marks that I have. I have you to pull them out of my
crack for me. I then let you know that I am ready to lay a big rotten egg. You
ask me if I could sit flat in your face. I do it, and you start to wiggle. I
have to tell you to calm down. I do not want to bust yet, save it for later. I
let it out very slow for you. I do not want you to miss none of it. I ask you
how do it smell down there. You say that you like it, and you want some more. I
continue to fart in your face. I think I fart for about 10 minutes straight,
and you still want me to give you some more.

I saved up these farts so, that I know they will knock you out. I let it out,
and still alive down there. I asked you how do you like it. You say that you
wish that I will go ahead and crap in them. I tell you that I was thinking the
same thing. With that thought, I lift up off your face, and begin to strain. I
tell you that I am about to let out the biggest dump you had ever seen. You
said that you would believe it when you see it. I tell you to get ready cause
here it comes. I take the time and strain like crazy. I can fill it try and
come out. I asked you to help me get it out.

You do not know where to start. I tell you that you could smear it all over if
you want to. I tell you to pull them up as far as you can. You get behind me,
and begin to give me the biggest wedge you ever seen. You ask me how do it
feel. I tell you that it feels like the material is about to rip. You ask me if
I wanted you to stop. I tell you to continue. I tell you to pull as hard as you
can. You ask me what am I trying to do. I say that I am trying to rip a hole in
them. You said that he must do not want them anymore.

I tell you that I do not, you asked me if you could have them. I tell you that
I can not give then to you yet. You ask my why. I tell you that I not finish
wearing them. You asked me what else could I do to them. I tell you that there
is a lot of stuff to be done. You asked me when do I think that I will be done
with them. I tell you that I do not know, but I think that it will be soon. You
said that you are happy to hear me say that. I asked you do you like them that
bad. You said that you have never seen a pair like this before. I asked you how
do it make you feel. You say that you like the way that it makes you feel.

I ask you what do it feel like under there. You tell me that it is all sweaty,
and hot. I asked you what else do you like about it. You tell me that you like
the way my crotch smells. I tell you that you should, as long as I had not
washed it. I told you that it should be nice and smelly. I asked you if it was,
and you said that it is ripe. I ask you if you like the way it smells. You said
that you love it. You asked me if you could suck it, I tell you that I do not
care. I tell you to gently pull down the briefs. You do just what I say, and
pull them down.

Doolee

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