****** Joe, Tony and Ted by Micfriend ******
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Joe, Tony and Ted


My cock perked up the moment I entered the truck stop. My expectation of seeing
the joint full of hunky, sweaty men alone could make my groin start to twitch,
but the aroma of BO in the air and the thought of all those sweaty arm pits and
crotches always makes my cock stand at attention. I headed straight for the
john to take a piss and this time the smell of aging urine and filthy toilets
excited my nostrils. I was so hard it took me a while to get my stream going.

A hoarse voice called out from one of the shit closets, "I'm mighty thirsty,"
the voice said. "Why don't you come back here." I stopped pissing and again my
penis stiffened causing some piss to drip down my shaft. There was only one
occupied stall. Under the door of the one closest to the urinal I could see a
pair of black boots-jeans and a yellow stained jock strap pulled down over
their tops. A voice inside called to me, "What'er you waitin for?" I pushed
open the door, took one look at the hunk sitting on the toilet and entered.

Before I could even close the door this guy had my cock in his mouth. I
realized that I had left my cock protruding out from my zipper. Hell, I
thought, I'm never going to be able to take a leak with this guy working me up
so hard. He was sucking hard on the head of my dick as if he could suck the
piss right out of me. I decided to lean back against the door with my crotch
pushed up against this animal cock sucker's face. His thick brown beard was
tickling my balls and the tip of his tongue dug into my piss slit.

His big brown eyes looked at me tauntingly as he held me deeply in his hot
mouth. I had the chance to study his handsome angular face. I figured he must
work outdoors. His white tank top showed off his big bronzed shoulders, his
hands holding on firmly to my ass cheeks. Between his slurping, he mumbled with
his mouth still full, "I want your piss." I looked around at the graffiti on
the walls: the usual perverted poetry, genitalia artistry, desires and phone
numbers, but amid all this was an inclination to shit themes. Yes, I knew,
raunchy pig men frequent this watering hole. That explains the drawings of
turds pushing out of hairy ass holes and hungry mouths drooling below ready to
catch them. To my side a giant phallical fountain showering naked bodies and a
dog humping a man from the rear. The messages were also disgusting and to the
point: "Call me I want to eat your shit," "Feed me your turds," "Toilet slave
show your pecker at 1:00 PM Sunday."

Somehow, I was able to piss. I've never been able to do that with a hard on
before. Maybe this guy's sucking action could pull the fluid straight from my
bladder. He gulped it down, licked his lips and leaned back. I could see a
small stream of my piss dribble down his beard. He placed his hands behind his
head and pulled his knees up to his chest. I knew what he was up to. He was
going to take a shit and I got to kneel down and watch the show. His sweaty pit
hairs were facing my direction and the pungent musty odor overwhelmed me. "It's
a pleasure drinking down your piss," he said. "My name's Dirk and I'd like you
to meet one of my turds." I introduced myself and told him I couldn't wait to
meet his shit.

"Do you mind if I give this turd you're giving birth to a name?" I asked. He
wasn't in the least surprised by my strange request.

"You may name this defecated child, but I must tell you that it ain't my first
born." His sweaty anus twitched and I kneeled in front of him to watch the
swirl of pubic hairs around it pulse as he flexed his bowels; beautiful tangle
of light brown pubes. Sweet hunk scent in my face. Bursts of warm fart kissed
out of his puckered hole. He grunted.

I saw a slick brown head of the shit log begin to exude and held my hand out
under it to rescue it from plopping down into the smelly bowl of white and
scummy porcelain, its rim adorned with dried piss stains and men's pubic hairs,
some black and frizzy and some light brown and slightly wavy. It's amazing what
details you can see from this vantage point. Someone had etched their name
below the toilet tank and there was a foot long dried up turd placed behind the
toilet bowl.

"It's a boy!" I said. "It's a beauty. Yeah, push him out gently. I'll named him
Joe. Yeah, push Joe out of your shit hole." Dirk continued to grunt. Joe's head
landed on my palm while the rest of him continued to escape Dirk's bowels. I
watched closely as the tender pinkish flesh, the rim just inside the exterior
anus gently but firmly released Joe, spitting out the healthy shiny brown boy
in my hand. For a moment I wished I could be Joe; a nice fresh piece of man
shit leaving the security of the fucked up bowels of this perverted cock
sucker. I wondered how it would feel to be squeezed out of Dirk's smelly
pulsing ass hole. Joe's tail end tapered to a point and Dirk's sphincter
pinched shut. I couldn't help licking the shitty birth juices off of Dirk's
undulating sweaty asshole.

Joe was a dark caramel brown, finely crazed and about 10 inches long. Dirk got
to his feet, zipped up his pants and pulled out some toilet paper from the roll
on the wall. "Like to adopt Joe?" he asked as he handed me the toilet paper.

"Adopt your crap log? Of course I will. I'll take good care of him."

"You're a hell of a midwife. You can deliver my offshit anytime." He handed me
a card with his name and number. I don't live too far from here if you ever
want to get into it more down and dirty-like, if you know what I mean," he said
with a nasty smile. "For now why don't you drop your pants and bend over. I'd
like to kiss you goodbye." I straddled the toilet and pushed my ass in his
face. He spread open my cheeks, licked my anus hairs and gave my hole a deep
dig with his tongue and ended the kiss with a smack.

I went back to my table with Joe wrapped up in my hands noticing that Dirk had
joined a table with some of his buddies. They briefly looked in my direction
and laughed. I wondered what he had told them and what kind of friends they
actually were. I continued to eat my hamburger with Dirk's shit next to my
plate.

A week had passed and I still had Joe. I kept him lying next to my bed on the
original toilet paper blanket he had been placed in. I had masturbated every
night with Jose in my left hand and my prick in my right. I had dreams of my
encounter with Dirk in that truck stop shit house waking up in the middle of
the night holding Jose under my nose swearing that I cold detect the arousing
aroma of his father. Saturday finally arrived again. I dialed the number Dirk
had given me.

"Hello?" the husky voice answered.

"This is Joe calling," I said. There was a moment of pause. "Hello?...hey
sorry, hello. It's not often that one gets a call from one's own excrement.
Depressing thinking how many of them have been flushed. Gone on to that old
fuckin' cesspool in the sky. So how's my old piece of shit doing?"

"He's a bit hard and shriveled, but still in good hands," I said.

"Well, I tell you what, he's got some siblings in the making right now. Had me
some steak last night and my bowels feel damned pregnant again. Contractions
haven't started yet though. When can you come over?"

"I was thinking today sometime?"

"The sooner the better. I think I've got twins up my ass."

"I've got something kicking inside me too," I said.

"Ooooh, then get your ass over here."

"I'll meet you at the truck stop in half an hour."

By the time I made it to the highway, my bowels were aching. I thought I was
going to shit in my pants. Dirk would have to dig the smashed shit out of my
ass crack. Just a little longer, I told myself. It didn't help to see Joe
seated next to me on the passenger seat. The morning was already hot. Good.
Dirk will have time to work up another sweat. By the time I reached the truck
stop the throbbing in my bowels had subsided. Dirk was seated in his pick up
truck and pulled out ahead of me after I waved to him. He took the first
available turn off and we curved down a two lane stretch of road. I followed
him down another turn off, this time a narrow dirt road. Through the trees I
saw a cabin. We parked behind it in a small clearing. Dirk jumped out of his
truck completely naked, gave me a smile and motioned me to the back door. I
smiled back, noticing the sweat dripping from his pits. I picked up Joe. Dirk
approached and gave me a wet kiss before pressing his lips against Joe to give
it a gentle kiss too! Fuck! This guy is a kinky filthy pig! My kind of man.

Very simple, no nonsense furnishings. What one might expect that the walls were
graffitied just like in the truck stop's shit house. Come to think of it, there
was also the smell of piss in the air. I wondered, does he piss on his own
floor? I put Joe on the table and took off my clothes. Dirk asked me back into
his bedroom. One wall was completely covered with photographs of guys taking
monster dumps. There were a few Polaroids, close up shots of man pigs with
turds sticking out of their mouths. Another showed a naked stud licking a
pony's immense, pink hard on and under that photo, a man with a big smile on
his face was getting fucked up the butt by a muscular black Labrador retriever.
That fucking dog also seemed to have a smile on its face. The bottom side of
this same wall was stained with shots of cum giving the room a smell of sex;
part locker room, part porn movie theater.

The other wall was covered with leather straps, clear plastic hoses and rope.
His bed was covered with black leather and his headboard was a shelf completely
covered with a variety of dildos, bottles of lube, and strangely, bananas and
grapes. He picked up a rim seat that was set on the floor to the side of the
bed and placed it on the bed. "I've got a different way of birthing babies. Hop
up here and I'll take care of you." I got on the bed and sat in the wooden
squatty chair that resembling a toilet seat and he positioned his face under my
ass. He was lying on the bed under me, his stiff cock's piss slit pointed in my
direction. He had a mirror positioned at the foot of the bed where I could see
all the action. His mouth pressed up against my butt hole. His energetic
fucking mouth was already sending me into space somewhere. His probing tongue
stopped briefly so he could inhale some poppers before continuing and handing
me the bottle. "Spread those cheeks baby!" he demanded and I obliged, spreading
them further apart with my hands. He pushed his face firmly into my ass crack
and his tongue dug deeply for my shit.

"Fuck man, push that fucker out into my mouth! He said one moment before his
animal-like groaning became a vibration at my anus again. Coming up for air
again he said, "Ahh fuck, I can taste that shitty young one of yours. I've got
your turd at the tip of my tongue. Again he returned to mumbles and I could
feel that shit inside me drop lower in my gut like a rock. From then on he
couldn't speak because his mouth was in the process of being filled with my
turd.

"Oh man, yeah. Ahhhh! Suck on that fucking defecation, I grunted, "Taste that
stinking man feces you fucking pig. Ahhh!" I could see the brown chunk pushing
out of my butt hole and the other end choking his mouth. He seemed to be deep
throating it. Meanwhile, piss was seeping out of my dick and wet Dirk's beard.
I slowly stood up as my shit log worked its way out and my anus finally snipped
off a nice pointed tip to the end of it. I lied on the bed next to him and
watched him maneuver the thick log in and out of his mouth, clearly enjoying
its every inch. He finally used both of his hands to pull it out gently. He sat
up admiring it in both hands before saying, "I think I'll name this feller
here, Tony. Tony, meet your papa." He handed Tony to me and I had to admit that
it was a beautiful piece of shit.

Dirk took some of his leather straps and tied my wrists to my ankles as I lay
back with my backside on his bed. He placed Tony in my mouth. "There, you suck
on your son while I give Joe a chance to be reborn onto this earth. He picked
up Jose, lubed him up and slowly inserted his week old turd up my ass.

So fucking hell. I'm on this pervert's leather bed, tied up with my legs in the
air with my own piece of shit hanging out of my mouth and this fucker's shit
completely pushed into my ass when I hear a vehicle pull up outside and some
guy screaming, "Dirk, you in there?" Dirk goes to the window and says, "I'm in
the bedroom, come on in."

He sees the panicked look on my face and says, "Don't worry, Bud's cool. You're
gonna like him." Moments later a young blond guy bursts into the bedroom and he
focuses immediately on me. Dirk introduces us and invites him to join in.

Tearing off his T-shirt I notice his tattoos; nasty ones: men fucking, big
brown pieces of shit sketched on each ass cheek, and a twelve inch hard on
ejaculating yellow wads dripping down his stomach. There was also words:
FUCKING SPERM DRINKER on his chest. His pubes had been completely shaved but on
his crotch were perhaps one hundred inch long sperm swirling around his cock
and balls. They resembled pubic hair. His armpits were also shaved but there
were yellow drips of sweat tattooed there. Each muscled shoulder had tats of
two hands spreading open an asshole, its centerpiece a realistic pink, puckered
anus.

Dirk untied my bonds because, apparently this guy wanted to sit down on my
cock. He spreads his ass above me and I could see that the words: FUCK HOLE and
cocks in the shape of arrows pointing the way into his shit hole. Dirk spit on
my throbbing cock and Bud eased down on it. In the mirror I could see my knob
penetrate his hairless faggot pussy. Meanwhile, Dirk peeled a banana, took a
couple chews, stood above Bud and spat it into his mouth. Bud swallowed the
spit up banana hungrily and begged for more screaming, "Feed me shit!"

"Get up from there Bud," Dirk ordered as he went to the kitchen. He returned
with a red licorice twist, sucked on the ends to lubricate it and slipped it
halfway up his ass. "I want you to stick the other end of this up your ass," he
told me. "Bud, help us out here."

So he laid on his side on the bed and I sucked on the licorice stick protruding
out of his ass to moisten in. I crawled up between Dirk's legs and scissored
mine together with his. Bud gave us directions as if he was helping me to park
a car. "A little closer man. You almost got it. I'll help you get it in. There
you go." I could feel Bud aim the licorice up my ass. Dirk and I pushed our
assholes snuggly together, making our anusses kiss. I could feel his pubes
tangle and brush against mine. Dirk braced himself against his headboard. "Okay
Bud. I want you to push this guy up tight against me. Bud pushed me firmly on
the shoulders, the anus pressed against mine like two space stations docking.
Our sweaty scrotum sacs also pushed up tightly against each other. "Okay,
everybody. Hold that position. I'm gonna take a shit."

Now I got the idea. Dirk's gonna defecate his shit load right up my ass.
"Ahhh!" he moaned. "I'm gonna shit up your hole. Brown fuckin dump up your
fuckin toilet ass. Fuck man! Eeoooo! Here it comes! Shitting up your hole,
Ahhhhhhggg!" I could feel the piece of licorice slowly push up passed my
sphincter. Now something much thicker followed it. I wished I could see that
shitty log being transferred to my bowels. Dirk's steak dinner from last night,
digested and converted into a natural raunchy dildo. Ahhh, fuck. It pushed into
me deeper. As Dirk felt relieved, I felt fucked and stuffed with his man turd
entering me straight from the source.

Finally turd number one was delivered. We pulled apart and Bud used his mouth
to push the remaining tip completely into my ass. I had the feeling I had to
take a shit with his big piece of crap up inside me. He sat on my face and
delivered turd number two into my mouth as I clamped it firmly around his hairy
hole. His bitter and stinking turd felt warm and comfortable in my mouth and I
held it there until Dirk handed me a paper plate to drop it out on. "We'll keep
that for a picnic later on," he said. I realize that I've just taken a man's
shit load in my mouth and up my ass. "How's Ted doing up there?" Dirk asked. "I
named turd number one, Ted."

"He's fine," I assured "But I need to let him out real bad."

"Fine, fine" he glanced over at Bud.

"I'm gonna eat Ted outta your butt."

Our raunchy play made me so hot, I wanted to get off. Dirk must have read my
mind. He got up, physically turned Bud so that he was now on his back and
spread open his ass for me to enter. Dirk and I watched as Bud drank down some
yellow and beige shitty liquid. "Fuck me. Fuck me with that swollen cock of
yours," he begged.

As much as I enjoyed sliding my prick up his hot tattooed ass and feeling the
lips of his pink sphincter muscles clamping down my shaft, it didn't take long
before I shot my huge load up into his hungry hole. I pulled my wet, sperm
covered dick from his sweaty hole and fed it to his other end to lick off
clean. As he lapped up the sex juices from my dick, Dirk plunged his horny dick
into Bud to fill his ass even more with cum. Dirk bent over and I wiped his ass
clean for him. I'm gonna eat Ted outta your butt, said Bud. I m gonna suck Ted
right out of your asshole.

This was the second time that Ted would be delivered into this world. I
squatted directly over Bud's mouth and I watched him hungrily lap at my anus in
the mirror as Dirk positioned his face in front of my crotch to get a good view
of the rebirthing. Dirk licked at my drips of precum while he waited.

Holy Fuck! I never had such a sexual experience taking a crap before. Ted
pushed out of my bowels and pushed past my sphincter with a sensual friction
against my asshole's erogenous rim. Dirk's big brown turd emerged slowly from
my throbbing anus and Bud became an absolute pig, snorting and slurping on the
man shit's second extruding. Dirk continued to encourage both of us. "Yeah
baby," he told me. "Relax and push that excrement into his mouth. Shit, that s
fucking hot. Bud, you fucking toilet, open wide and take that brown man loaf.
Yeah, deep throat that fecal sausage. Eat that shit fucker. Enjoy that piece of
crap."

Finally, the tail end of Dirk's shit dropped out of my ass. I bent over to
enjoy Bud's cock and Dirk pushed his face into my butt crack to lick the
remaining bits of Ted out of my anus pubes. Such a raunchy sight. The room was
filled with the aroma of man odor and shit. Meanwhile I played with Bud's
foreskin. I peeled it back to get a whiff of his smegma. His fuckin', cheesy
dick was also tattooed with the words pig dick and three pentagrams. Bud sucked
on my shaft and Dirk continue to fuck his ass, finally letting loose with a
loud howl. I imagined the flood of cum that filled Bud's hole. "If you've gotta
take a piss, now's the time to do it," Dirk said, slightly out of breath. As a
matter of fact, I did have to take a piss. Dirk motioned to Bud s ass. His
puckered pink hole was swollen and some of the fucking sperm juice was oozing
from it.

"Go ahead," Dirk said. "Take that piss of yours up his hole. He can take it,
trust me.

I took Dirk's word for it and thrust my still hard prick back up into Bud's
ass. I took a long piss up inside him and pulled out quickly so Bud could pinch
his butt hole closed to hold in every drop. Immediately, Dirk shoved his cock
back into Bud saying he also had to take a leak. Bud just propped his hands
behind his head and smiled as if his car was being topped off with fuel. Dirk
pulled out his wet dick and went to the side wall to pull down one of the clear
plastic tubes that hung there.

He inserted the tube into Bud's mouth and the other end into his ass. The tube
immediately began to fill with the mixture of piss, and cum that we shot inside
him. There were also bits of brown flecks of shit, but it didn't t matter. Bud
sucked on the other end of the tube, giving us quite a show. Before Bud could
suck any more of the shit through the tube, Dirk convinced Bud to position
himself doggy style on the floor. Dirk and I sat behind to admire Bud's
puckered ass hole, still dripping with cum and piss. Bud tried hard to keep the
contents from leaking out. I could smell that fucking cum and piss taking a big
sniff with my nose pressed up against his anus. "Let's take turns licking up
that shit," said Dirk, motioning me to go first. "Ah shit," I said as I pushed
my mouth against the juicy ass hole. Dirk positioned himself at my side to
watch as I tongued the squirming ass. Dirk started to jack off as he told Bud
to release some of ejaculated mixture. I could feel Bud's anus open up a little
against my tongue's pressure and some salty, pungent liquid spat out into my
mouth. "Ah SHIT!" Dirk said. "That was so fuckin' hot to see that cum shoot
outta your ass and into his mouth." "I guess it's your turn for a taste," I
said to Dirk who wasted no time licking down Bud's entire ass crack and digging
his tongue into the dripping hole.

"Go on," I said. "Let out more of that shit." "It'll be my pleasure," said Bud
who winked at me. All at once, Bud let it all loose. A flood of viscid white
and clear liquid erupted from his butt, spraying Dirk in the face and filling
his mouth. Bud sat up and we both kneeled in front of him to lick the shit off
of his face. Dirk continued to gurgle and slosh that liquid sex broth over his
tongue. We all kissed and worked the mucusy sperm from one mouth to the other.
There was a tangy taste to this elixir, a combination of the sweet cum, the
salty piss and the bitter shit. Dirk spat into my mouth and I spat it into
Bud's. It ended with a spit fight. We spat sperm at each other before a massage
session where we rubbed that liquid into our skin until our skin was dry. Fuck!
We smelled of cum, BO, piss and shit.

I sat back totally satisfied and wondered out loud, "How will we ever top this
next time?"

"Don't you worry. I have a couple ideas," said Dirk

We went outside to feel the cool air and let the sun bake the spit liquid into
our skin. Dirk ran back in to rescue bits of Joe, Ted and Tony. He came back
out with the assorted shit chunks on a paper plate. It looked like he was ready
to serve hors d'oeuvres. He set them out in the sun and put a piece of screen
over them to protect them from the flies.

"These are leftovers for you to bring home with you," he said. Make sure you
bring them with you next time."

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