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Chewing Off Too Much

Vampi hissed: "The stallion has more horse sense than you, Dick!" That,
naturally, wasn't the only thing he had more of, but Vampi didn't believe in
size. Of course 'Vampi' wasn't Vampi's real name, by the Nemesis of copyright
infringement,

but in porn biz, you won't get far named Hortensia Smythe-Jones. Of course,
Vampi hadn't fangs (she still could do amazing things with her mouth), but she
had the same beautiful long black mane and slithe figure like her namesake. And
the same bad temper when stupid men tried to get fresh with her. Vampi had a
curious mind (one could say she was a bit batty indeed) and didn't give a fuck
about conventions. The latter (and the fact that she was 'born with a plastic
spoon in her mouth', like The Who formulated so lucidly) shut her off from a
place in the High Society. Had life been more kind to her, with her
intelligence she may have been a manager of a big company by now. Well, being
the number one star

of beasty flick biz was an achievement, too. The Dick mentioned above, on the
other hand, was really a dickhead who even didn't have to change his name. He
had a little farm, where the flick could be shot 'on location'. He thought
himself as God's gift to women, fell for Vampi and couldn't take the insult
that Vampi wouldn't fell for him, too. Member number three of this greek
tragedy was the stallion. He was a horse (like duh) named Huey. Dick had raised
him since he was a foal, and he was trained to the company of humans. A real
Hueyhrhnhm, like Vampi pointed out. (Yep, she had also the same penchant for
lousy puns like her namesake.) "Action!" Dick set the camera for a close up.
Today I get my revenge, bitch, Dick thought. Vampi meanwhile was sucking on the
stallions enormous member, which was hanging

limply from the horse belly. Vampi's treatment would have given any human a
boner that could impale a vampire, but horse sexuality was a bit different.
Vampi knew. I knew that you know, Dick thought with sardonic satisfaction, but
do you know THIS? "Get a bit deeper", Dick requested. Vampi did, and while she
was occupied looking in another direction, Dick uncorked a flask and held it
under Hueys nose. It was the concentrated smell of a mare in heat. The effect
only took seconds. Hueys penis swelled enormously. Vampi wondered why Huey was
getting so unruly and why she had to open her mouth wider,

and as she realized what happened, it was too late. The glans of Huey's dick
had inflated so much that she couldn't get it out of her mouth anymore. She
desperately moved her head back and forth, but the only effect was that Huey
got really aroused now. The stud bucked and pushed his organ deeply into her
mouth. Vampi nearly suffocated as the giant erection penetrated into her
throat. Her cries for help ended as a gargle. Then Huey came. A big gush of cum
flooded Vampi's throat much faster than she could swallow.

She literally drowned in cum. Then she fell unconscious. ...to be continued...

WILL VAMPI SURVIVE? WILL HARRIS COMICS SUE MY ASS OFF? WILL ANYONE EVER
RECOGNIZE MY POETIC GENIUS? Stay tuned for Part 2 - will probably written when
X-mas and Easter collide

"Shokoshu"

Complaints about screwed linebreaks, improbable plotholes and my Germish
language will go directly to the bitheap.

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A fairytale for you all

THE CURSSSSED CASSSSTLE

"It can't go on this way! We already sent ten qualified heroes to the evil
magicians lair! None we ever heard of again!" The mayor of the little village
was about to panic. "Let's move away from here!" "I say we surrender to the
magician!" The townpeople were panicking, too.

Naida wasn't panicking. Naida was the daughter of some peon. She always dreamt
of making a career as an amazon warrior. Evidently, there were not that much
open appliances for amazon apprentices in a small rural town like this one. Oh,
all those heroes with shiny armor, brute force and an overinflated ego! She
would show them all what a little female cunning could do.

Veiled by the night, Naida was sneaking to the sorcerers castle. The drawbridge
was down, the door was open. Naida smiled. Everything screamed "Come in, I'm a
trap!" so loudly that only a hero with a brain size smaller than that of Groo
the Wanderer could fall for it. Which was exactly the reason why she went in
directly this way. On the inside wall a torch was burning lazily. She took it
from the holder. Which was not a such brilliant idea because this move opened a
trap door under her feet. "OK, so it WAS a traaaaaaaaa..."

Luckily, Naida landed softly. Unluckily, she saw on what she landed. This was
the local snake-pit, and of course the snakes were not amused being used as a
cushion. Naida concluded that this was the right time to faint out.

"Oh, anoththther one!" "Letssss kill it!" "Itssss already dead." "Thatssss
jussst a trick!" Then a small snake was crawling over Naida. "That one looks
different. Hasn't even weapons or armor." "Ssssurely, Missster Can't-even-
sssspeak-correctly knowsssss it better. Ssssurely the weaponssss are hidden
insssside the clothes!" "Then undress it, for God's snake! Hey Uncle Py, tie
the human up in your coils so that our big leader doesn't get hurt!"

"Feetalssss Gizzzzard!" "It'ssss a female!" "Can I releasssse her now? My
mussssclessss are getting lame!" "No you don't! I heard femalessss have a
sssspecial placcccce to hide thingsssss! You can't be careful enough!" The big
leader slithered between Naidas legs. Then, with a single stroke of his head,
he pierced into the girls vagina. "Shall I hand you the torch in, o big leader
Rattler?" Only a muffled "Cob, you bigmouthththth brat..." could be heard. And
then, an even more muffled "Shshshshit, I'm ssssstuck! My ssscalessss won't go
back! HELP!" The as big as stupid leader tried to bite, but Naidas vagina walls
were so tight he couldn't open his mouth wide enough. "Don't panic! I have an
idea!" Cob stuck his tongue out (it wasn't forked, thus his speech impediment)
and slowly began to lick Naidas clit. Soon, she began to writhe and was
becoming wetter and wetter. She was approaching an orgasm and moaned silently.
"Quick, grab our leaders tail and pull!" (It was a bit difficult, all without
hands.) This was the moment Naida decided to awake again. Well, being tied up
by one snake, licked by another and penetrated by a third would have sent her
out cold again, but all she cared for now was her climax. A bare second before
her vagina contraced with the force of a vice, Rattler escaped. "Cob, you
lunatic, ssshe could have crushshshed me like an anaconda!" "Timing, 'tsall
timing!"

"Yessss, of courssse we hate the magician too!" "It'ssss a curssse! We don't
remember anything about our previoussss livesss!" "Nearly anything." "But the
heroes..." "Lady, if some bloke crashes into your home pit and begins to hack
around with a sword and slices your aunt in two, do you ask questions before
you bite him?" "Point taken. But the magician..." "I have a plan. It's a bit
uncomfortable for you, but it will be a lot more uncomfortable for the evil
magician! Whisper,whisper..." "I shall do WHAT?"

"Well, what is a nice girl like you doing in a snake pit like this? Shoo, you
beasts!" The magician leashed out some eldritch energy-ropes that heaved Naida
out. "I know a better resting place!" He carried her to his sleeping room,
threw her on the bed and used the energy-ropes to tie her to the bed-posts. "I
promise you will die from lust!" he declared and impaled her with a boner that
could have killed a vampire. "Aaaargh!" The evil magician made a quick retreat,
as Cob hacked his fangs into his dick. "You see, a very tiny bit of my poison
will open the female womb. Old midwife recipe. So I could hide where you
wouldn't expect me. On the other side... oh, you are already dead, yep, that's
exactly what I wanted to tell you. Ohhh, I'm feeling so strange..." Before
Naidas eyes, Cob turned into a human again. "The spell is broken! Now untie me
and we go to the next preacher...oooh, what are you doing...mmmh!" "See, my
tongue is still the same! And you've gotten a promise that you die from
lust..." "Aaaaaaa!"

Well, unless the tenth multiple orgasm hasn't killed Naida, she and Cob
probably lived herpily ever after.

THE END

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Xena: Hiss Story

The great Shokoshu as usual apologizes for the fact that he can't do proper
linebreaks.

Prelude "Oh baby, say that my boner is rock hard!" Nerdos wasn't the type to
bother why his new flame kept her hat on during sex or why they should go
recluding into a cave.

He probably would have bonked everything with two open legs (or even four, in
case of a cute centaurette). At least he could have had the decency to ask her
for her name.

It was Medusa, by the way. When she finally took her hat off, he was rock hard
indeed... for eternity. "Mmmmmmh...I love the silent type!"

"Say, Xena, isn't that getting boring sometimes? Evil monsters... terrorized
peasants... we come to the rescue... can't we have a day off just once in a
while?" Gabrielle was nagging.

"Fighting evil is no fun," snapped Xena, clobbering en passant a random mugger
who thought he could hide behind a tree. "And if we don't stop the Gorgo in
time, this area will turn into rubble. Now tie the scarf over my eyes. And
don't get the idea to do something heroic! I'll prefer you in flesh and blood
instead of a statue. In other words: Stay out!" Xena vanished into the cave
entrance.

"Aah...Xena, the famous heroine! Nice to see you! Too bad you can't see me! May
I also introduce my friends?" The snakes hissed inviting.

"I can HEAR you and your over sized earthworms. Time to get to the barber!
AYIYIYI!" The chakram whistled, ricochetted off from a stalagmite that stood
inconveniently in the way and only cut thin air. Xena jumped into a somersault,
caught it from the air and landed...directly in Medusas arms. Before she could
react, Medusas snake-hair coiled around her arms and legs, tying her up. Then
she ripped the scarf from Xena's eyes, who instinctively shut them.

"Mmmmh...I would have preferred Hercules for a one-night-stand, but I think
you'll enjoy it too. Just close your eyes and think I'm Gabrielle. Oh, I
forgot, your eyes are already closed." Medusa cut off Xenas swearings with a
kiss. It was very practical she could talk on through a snakes mouth. "I AM the
sssnakesss. I hear with them. I feel with them. I can even undressss you with
them!" With some quick slithering, she opened Xena s leather garments and
caressed her breasts. Xena was writhing furiously, but the snakes didn't let
her go. Then they sneaked under her pants. "I also see with them! I see...some
cute little clit!" "QUIEK!" Medusa stopped her kisses shortly to mock: "Do you
know what forked tongues are good for?" "No! No! OOoooh!" The tickling tongues
were everywhere. Against her will, Xena got wetter and wetter. A big snake slid
inside her, squirmed inside her and cupped Xenas womb with her mouth. Xena
squealed in ecstasy.

"Didn't I tell you? When the orgasm sweeps through you, you will be forced to
open your eyes. It will be a sweet death!" "MMMMMH! AAAAA!" Xena fought, but
the lust overpowered her. With a wild cry, she came and opened her eyes.

Nothing happened. Medusa was rather confused. "But...you should be stoned by
now!" The snakes were confused either. With her last energy, Xena freed herself
from the grip and rolled away.

No weapons were in reach. Only Gabrielles little flute had fallen from Xena's
hip bag, Zeus only knew how it had aberred in there. Flute...It was worth a
try! Xena whistled some melody that had surely driven the muses to insanity,
but it worked. The snakes were under he r spell now and quickly entangled
Medusa in her own snake-hair. Xena grinned mischievously with "Now that I knew,
it's crystal clear. Your power is fear. And I don't fear you. Maybe Gabrielle
would find your modical hairdo even 'cool'. Ah, and don't bother to spare you
some time by telling me your origin, because when my sugar walls contracted,
the snake inside me didn't like that and her fangs scratched me. For a second,
the small dose of snake venom brought us into an empathic contact. I see now
that you are just another poor victim of the gods who couldn't cope with it. I
pity you."

"NG GGH!"

Xena gave her the "look". "I can't slay you in cold blood, especially when you
just gave me the orgasm of a lifetime. But nevertheless, you raped me...and you
won't get away with that. Like a dose of your own medicine?" Xena played the
flute again, and now Medusa was the ticklee.

"MMPF! MMMH! OOOH!"

"You better vanish from this area pronto and change your sexlife style, or one
day another hero will teach you 'giving head' ! And now for the crescendo..."
"AAAAA!" Medusa rolled her eyes, fainted and dropped to the cave floor.

Aftermath "Gabby, you better don't look into that bag!" "Oh, I see, it's better
for my health." It's indeed better for your health, Xena thought for herself,
because if you ever find out that I carry my precocious set of "Hung Like A
Centaur" dildos in there

...

END

Due to unending connection trouble, you have to frag your Imps still on your
own - Shokoshu

"Shokoshu"
shokoshu@geocities.com

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