****** Pet Lovers Forum Stories ****** =============================================================================== Concrete Blonde's Stories Ancient Zoos PART I. The female high priest of the chnum-temple in Mendes/Egypt was begotten by a ram every year. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART II. Catherine the Great, Czarina of Russia held several horses for sexual purposes after she found the officers of the guard unable to satisfy her sexual desires. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART III. In the eyes of the Phoenicians prostitution was a sacred act. The female priests of their goddess Astarte were prostitutes and every woman had to offer her body on the steps of the temple of Astarte for one single day of her life (could be more on request). Even rich and wealthy ladies were not allowed to refuse a customer willing to pay a symbolic price. Unfortunately the Phoenicians are all gone, LONG LIVE THE PHOENICIANS!!! =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART IV. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Donatien Alphonse François de Sade, commonly known as Marquis de Sade, described several acts of bestiality in his diabolic direct masterpiece "The 120 Days of Sodom or the Romance of the School of Libertinage": "A man fucks a she-donkey while he himself is assfucked by a male donkey." (De Sade 120 Days, Crim.Pass. 39) "A special basket is built with an opening at one end. A man places himself inside the basket, his ass at the opening. Next the basket is covered with horse hide, to resemble a mare, and the man's ass is covered with mare's cunt juice. When this is accomplished a genuine horse led to the construction, thinking it is a mare, the horse fucks it, and his dick going up the man's ass." (De Sade, 120 Days, Crim. Pass.35) "The same man ass-fucks a sheep while a dog fucks his ass." (De Sade, 120 Days, Crim.Pass.41) Translated into English by C-B. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART V. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. 79 A.D. 8/24 in Italy the Vesuvius erupted and covered the Roman town Pompeii totally under its hot ashes. The town was excavated 18 centuries later and almost everything was well preserved. There were 25 brothels excavated with hundreds of highly interesting (to me) inscriptions at their walls left by customers or eager ladies. Ex: hic ego futue formosa forma puella (at this place I've fucked a beautiful girl). But the most interesting thing is that there were found hundreds of terrific wall paintings in brothels and private homes, some showing humans having sex with animals. Once I visited old Pompeji, heading straight for the beasty pics but these damned idiots had closed all the houses with sexual explict drawings. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART VI. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The wife of the French Attaché to the French Embassy in Thailand wrote a highly sexual book based on her own experiences in 1968. The book has been published under the title "L´Anti-Vierge Emanuelle-Le Terrain vague" One of the most interesting descriptions is a live show in the Chinese suburb of Bangkok where an Asian lady inserted a big snake into her cunt. The attaché was suspended after it came up that his wife has written this book. Concrete Blonde has seen something similar some of years ago and found it well arousing! C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART VII. Luxor, Egypt Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The bad new first: Last week more than 50 people were shot to death by Moslemic extremists in front the temple of Hatshepsut in Luxor, Egypt. The temple is located in Deir-el Bahri at the west shore of the Nile. It was built in the 14 century B.C. by the queen of Upper and Lower Egypt, the daughter of the sungod Ra, Hatshepsut, sister of Thotmes III., daughter of king Thotmes I., second king of the 18. Dynasty. Now the good news: The temple of Hatshepsut has an outer chamber located south of the main hall. It's the so called Hathor Chapel, dedicated to the Ancient Egyptian cow-headed love goddess Hathor. If one of you guys will be coming to Luxor next time, don't look at the bullet holes, they are highly undesirable. Go straight left to the Hathor Chapel and try to find the inner south wall of the 2nd column hall. Watch the relief showing a cow licking the queen's hand and read the hieroglyphic inscription. "Words to be spoken by the cow (Hathor): I am standing in front of you eye to eye, and I kiss thy hand. I am licking thy devine body, my daughter, and I touch the female king with my live and my strength like I touched my son Horus (Horus is a falcon god, C-B) in the swamps of Chemis". =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART VIII Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Did you know that one of the best sources in respect of all sexual deviations including zoophilia is the old translation of Richard von Krafft-Ebing´s "psychopatia sexualis". New York, Pioneer Publishers, 1944 (Folks, don't get me wrong, zoosex is not considered to be a sexual deviation by C-B) =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART IX. Saint Joan Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Saint-Joan a zoophile being banged by a mass murderer? At the age of 16 Joan of Arc, the bride of Orléans (*1411 A.D.) set herself in front of the French army, defeated the British and liberated the town of Orléans in France. Easy job or what? The idiots, sorry, the historians never asked how a little peasant girl could lead an entire army to victory against numerous of warproof aggressors. She must have had friends in high places, one of which was Gilles de Laval, Lord of Mourci and Montmorency, Retz and Craon, Duke of Bretagne, Marshall of France, commonly known as Gilles de Rais. Gilles was rich, handsome and a good soldier. King Charles VII. of France wanted him look after Joan and so he took care of the bride. The problem was, that Gilles had some strange sexual fantasies. He was not only a zoo but he used his tremendous income to catch and kill people especially little children. He must have killed some 5000 to 10.000 kids within 10 years and the people started complaining about him. The bishop of Nantes, Jean de Malestroit arrested him and started a lawsuit. Gilles confessed everything after the bishop wanted him to swear an oath on the Holy Bible to give proof of his innocence. This man who had committed every imaginable crime refused to swear a false oath, seems he was a real gentleman. Gilles was found being guilty of mass murder, cannibalism and sodomy and was hanged. "The chest containing the heart of Saint-Anne was empty but none of us was really curious to see it, we didn't even think about watching it. We'd rather take a look at the pants of the Marshal of Rais, there is more passion in his pants than in the heart of Saint-Anne." Joris-Karl Huysmans, Là-bas, Paris 1891 (Translation by C-B) =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART X. Out of Africa Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The Danish Baron Bror of Blixen-Finnecke (*1886), husband of Karen Blixen, the lady who wrote the famous novel "Out of Africa" was a big game hunter in Africa. In his book "Nyama" Blixen gives us a more complete outlook on their life in Africa. Most of us have seen the gorgeous film with Meryl Streep and Robert Redford. The film is based on Karen's novel but this book gives only an incomplete picture of the reality. Fact is, Bror Blixen shared Karen with his close friend the British big game hunter David Finch Hatton and Karen got banged by both of them on a regular basis. The guys had no problem on doing that because they were friends and worked close together. In 1928 the two arranged a Safari for the Prince of Wales. About the spring of 1925 a Negro found a little lion only a few days old and brought it to Blixen. The Blixen's raised the lion and at the age of six months he was a fine big cat named Kom. Kom loved a ride in a car and used to stand inside with his pawns on the front seat. The lion used to sleep in Blixen's bed: "The bed was his sanctuary; he slept in it at night and crept under it by day when he felt his security in any way endangered" (Blixen, B.: Nyama, Big Game Hunting in Africa, V.).The book doesn't tell if Karen got licked by the lion once but from my point of view the chance is pretty high. Nobody can answer this question but we know that Karen had not only the honour of being shared by two wonderful men she was also one of the very few women who shared her bed with a lion. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XI. Vestal Virgin Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Roman empress a whore and doghumper! Valeria Messalina (*25 A.D.), wife of the Roman emperor Claudius was one of the most interesting and liberated women of the Ancient World. Being a wealthy lady of noble descent she bought herself skimpy hooker outfits and left the palace during nighttime to trade her body on the streets of Rome. She didn't hesitate to put the most distinguished Roman noble ladies up to sexual excesses by arranging gang-bangs, orgies and live shows with female slaves and animals copulating in the emperors palace. See Cassius Dio, 60, 31, 1; Tacitus, annales, 11,2.12.26; Plinius 10, 63. The funny thing is, in the year of 43 she was set in as a chief of the vestal virgins! This is a pretty good example for the fortune of debauchery! C-B Sorry, the vestal virgins had a really tough job. They had nothing to do but watch the holy fire in the temple of Vesta in Rome and do some finger jobs. They were highly respected and if they crossed the way of a man who was sentenced to death he was set free. But if one of these girls succumbed to a man's desire she was buried alive. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XII. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Slut Lover has mentioned Cleopatra below. Nobody knows if she was a zoo but she must have had a strong affinity to strange and dangerous animals. Cleopatra the Great (*69 B.C.), unhappily married to her brother Ptolemy XIII. gave birth to a child called Caisarion whose father was the Roman emperor Julius Cesar. After Caesar's death in 44 B.C. she returned to Egypt, killed her brother Ptolemy, and proclaimed Caisarion to be King of Egypt. She got engaged in the Roman commander Marc Anton and married him in 37. In the civil war the commander Octavian (Augustus) lead his armies against Marc Anton and Cleopatra. Marc Anton lost the battle and the major part of his fleet was destroyed at Actium, because be he stayed in bed and banged Cleopatra while the Romans were approaching. (not true, the Egyptian fleet chickened out and Octavian had an easy job with the remaining ships). Octavian conquered Alexandria and Cleopatra committed suicide by holding a poisonous snake at the nipple of her right breast. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XIII. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Black magic at the court of Luis XIV. The beautiful and fascinating Françoise- Athènais Marquise de Montespan (*1641) was a maid of honour to the Queen of France. In 1667 she consulted La Voisin, a well known female magician. She wanted La Voisin helping her disuniting King and Queen and procuring herself the love of King Luis XIV. of France. The two ladies asked the Abbot Guibourg who held several black masses. At least Madame de Montespan got the King's affection but in 1679 the so called Chambre Ardente, a secret court leaded by the police president of Paris Nicolas de la Reymie, began to investigate the closer circumstances. De la Reymie discovered a hidden black chapel with an altar showing the symbols of Satan in La Voisins house. He found out that Madame de Montespan attended several black masses and was involved in child slaughter, sodomy, and other "inexpressible" unnatural sexual acts (must be beastsex). La Voisin and Guibourg died in prison, Madame de Montespan was banished from the court later, she died in 1707. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XIV. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Did you know that Rabelais (*1494) invented a new method to clean an ass? After trying several other methods his hero Gargantua found out that the most pleasant and appropriate way to clean an ass is to use a young duck. (Rabelais, Gargantua 13.) I never tried this but if anybody has made his own experiences, let me know. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XV. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Sodom and Gomorrha saint cities! The Bible says that God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrha because of the sexual wickedness of their inhabitants who had sex with animals and lived in homosexual relationships. "And the Lord rained upon Sodom and Gomorrha brimstone and fire out of heaven..." (Gen.19.1-25). Compare also Matthew 10.15 and II.Petr.2.6. Now there is any evidence given that the modern Bible-translations are wrong again. An original Coptic papyrus, the so called Nag-Hammadi Codex III gives a complete different view. Therefore Sodom and Gomorrha were saint cities and their inhabitants were beloved of God. (Nag- Hammadi II, 56,11; 60, 12. ff; see also: New Testament Studies 16, 1969/70, 202, 204). What do we learn from this? Say yes to another excess! C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XVI. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Greek Mythology. Helena born after her mom copulated with a swan! Nemesis, the daughter of the night, was begotten by a male swan. She has born an egg which was found by Leda, the daughter of the Greek king Thestios. From this egg Helena, queen of the Trojans was born. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XVII . Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. 3200 yrs. old animal porn discovered! Excavators now desperately searching adult book store! The Egyptian Museum of Turin, Italy owns an Ancient Egyptian papyrus (Pap.No.55001) probably from the Ramesside Period (1150 B.C). Unfortunately the papyrus is damaged and the inscriptions are almost unreadable but the pics are preserved. You can see a nude lady wearing a lotus flower on her head getting banged by a priest with an enormous dick (12''+!). One pic shows the couple doing it on a chariot pulled by two young girls. A small monkey is sitting on the shaft of the chariot. The lady is wanking off the monkey's dick with her right hand while being fucked from behind. Catalogo del Museo Egizio di Torino, Seria Prima, Monumenti e Testi, Vol.III, Plate XIIIa =============================================================================== Ancient (Recent) Zoos PART XVIII. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. WNBC Bestiality-dates! The relentlessly objectionable radio personality Howard Stern, *New York City, Jan. 2, 1954, has made a career out of shocking listeners. He first gained notoriety about 1982 with routines like Bestiality Dial-a-Date on WNBC New York; he was fired in 1985. At WXRK, Stern's satirical news commentary and salacious interviews moved the station from 21st to first in the New York market by 1990, earning him the title "shock jock" and a five-year contract said to be worth $10 million. Offended listeners bombarded the Federal Communications Commission with transcripts, and in 1992 Infinity Broadcasting, Stern's employer, was fined $600,000 for indecency. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XIX. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The Kamasutra, the Indian school of love says: There are 3 types of males according to the size of their dick (lingam): the hare, the bull and the stallion. There are 3 types of females according to the extension of their cunt (yoni): the gazella, the mare and the elephant-cow. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XX. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The Bathorys were a prominent Hungarian family who played a significant role in east central European history. Among the Bathorys there were a few "evil geniuses." The most notorious was the sadistic Erzsebet (Elizabeth) Bathory, *1560, d. Aug. 21, 1614, who had intercourse with animals and sought rejuvenation by bathing in the blood of young virgins. In the cellars of her castle some 50 skeletons of females were discovered. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXI. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. And Jesus answered him ... ...And the second is like, namely this. Thou shalt love THY NEIGHBOUR as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these. (Mark 12. 31) Is there any evidence given that this utterance of Jesus is only referring to humans? =============================================================================== Historic truth and Hitler's dog Blondie. Why history is only an empiric science. Some people have criticized my Ancient Zoos posts being highly speculative and without proven evidence. Indeed, some are, but others are not. Knowledge is based either on empiric recognition or logic recognition. When you get up early in the morning and look out of your window and you realize that there is nothing but ice rain out there you'd rather decide to stay in bed. If you have no choice because your bastard boss is searching for a reason to fire you, you'll take on your warm pants because your brain -if there is one- is telling you that it must be fucking cold out there. This is empiric recognition. You've learned from previous winters. Logic recognition says not that 1+1=2, this is nothing but definition. But if the definition says that 1+1=2 the calculation 1+2=2 must be automatically wrong, this is logic recognition. Only arithmetic and some parts of philosophy are logic sciences. All others for example medicine, chemistry and engineering are empiric sciences, so is history. Therefore there is no historic truth and never believe a historian whatever he might tell you. F.e. the historians are estimating what reason Hitler caused to attack the Soviet Union. There are many books written about this subject but all answers are nothing but speculation. This was only some 50 years ago and there are lots of people who have been in service then and who are still alive. When I asked my late grandpa some years ago what reason he had to attack Soviet Union he just replied "I don't know the reason, they just gave me a gun and put me into the firing line. Hitler didn't send me a special invitation telling me his reasons." So whom can we ask? The only person who could give serious answers committed suicide in April 1945, taking his wife Eva Braun and his German shepherd "Blondie" with him to hell. So if I say something here it is not more or less true than any other utterance referring to any other historic event. =============================================================================== REPENT; SINNERS!!! GET BACK TO THE ROOTS !!! I'm wondering what was going on here within the past few days. Hopefully we got rid of the bastard spammers, and now people start bitching, and counterfeiting other's pseudonyms. What we badly need here is some kind of declaration or constitution. Enclosed please find some articles I've collected. 1. ERITIS SICUT DEUS (be like God) Do what you will shall be your first law as long as you don't hurt anybody. This is a divine law which makes you be like God because it gives you freedom, or as our beloved Bard would say: There is no sin. There is no guilt. The law is just "Do what you wilt." Live your pleasure on the earth That's all what live is worth. 2. ORA ET DEFLORA (pray and cop a cherry) If we speak of brotherhood we speak of committing adultery, sodomy, and promiscuity since there is real brotherhood only between people with a libertine attitude. Therefore you should not flame or aggress your brothers and sisters in sodomy. 3. NOLITE FLERE (don't cry) Do not be intimidated by nasty words like "slut, whore, bitch, cunt, pimp aso.", there is so much beauty in these words and the world loves cunts, whores, and sluts in its secret heart (ask Slutlover). Therefore you should not avoid these words, for a sexual liberated person they shall be sacred. As for myself, I get wet immediately if someone is telling me that I'm a whore. 4. CARPE DIEM (pick the day) There is no bigger crime than waste of time. Instead of fantasizing about "who said what when" you'd rather do something sensible for instance beat off yourself, go out and fuck a whore, watch porn, have nasty fantasies, event new methods for sexual satisfaction or create dirty posts for the enjoyment of your brothers and sisters at the WS forum. Every day without excess is a lost day. Soon you'll all be gone so don't waste your time. So repent, sinners! Repent and get back to the basic principles of libertinage and excess! And always remember: You can't flame Concrete Blonde, first you have to sink on my level. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXII Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The Stone Age Zoo Lascaux, a cave site near Montignac in Dordogne, France, ranks as one of the most spectacular and famous examples of prehistoric art yet discovered. The art of Lascaux is dated to the early Magdalenian phases of the Upper Paleolithic Period (about 17,000 years ago). The cave was first discovered in 1940 by four youths searching for their lost dog. Superb paintings and drawings in black, brown, red, and yellow pigments, as well as rock engravings, appear on the walls and ceilings of the central cavern and in several side chambers and galleries within the cave. In one shaft of the cave there is a scene unique in cave art, depicting a two-horned rhinoceros, and a schematically drawn man, with his penis erected lying beside the animal. See: Ruspoli, M., The Cave of Lascaux (1987). =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXII, subpart A. Hi, Jack, I never heard about settlers swapping wifes and arranging gang-bangs but I´d really love to get to know your history teacher. As for Jefferson; Jefferson a zoo? And Clinton ...? Thomas Jefferson wished to be remembered as an author of the Declaration of American Independence, of the Statute of Virginia for religious freedom, and father of the University of Virginia. Historians might want to add other accomplishments, for example, his distinction as an architect, naturalist, linguist, and zoo. The introduction of Jefferson's bill on religious liberty touched off a quarrel that caused turmoil in Virginia for 8 years. The bill was significant as no other nation provided for complete religious liberty at that time. Jefferson's bill stated that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument to maintain, their opinions on matters of religion. Although he himself was a slaveowner, he believed that slavery was an evil that should not be permitted to spread. In 1784 the provision banning slavery was narrowly defeated. Due to his policy there is lots of reason to believe that Jefferson had numerous enemies. Conservative leaders always remained opposed to Jefferson (but the people approved his policies) and tried to hurt his reputation. Like all conservatives they accused him to be sexual perverted since sexual perversion, whatever this might be, is the greatest felony for people inhibited by sexual conventions and taboos. You can see exactly the same thing going on today with Bill Clinton. Compared to Nixon, Reagan and Bush, Clinton is a successful president. He reduced taxes, he stabilized economy, he reduced unemployment and he got America going again. Like Jefferson he has numerous enemies among conservative politicians. They don´t give arguments against Clinton because even they know that he does best he can. What they do is nothing but hurting his reputation. They say that Clinton is cheating on his wife (I hope he does), that he is harassing his employees, that he is smoking dope (I did too, so what?) and may be they will say soon that he is fucking his daughters cat in the bathroom of US 1. And even If he is fucking his daughters cat, he´s doing OK anyway, it has nothing to do with his job. I get fucked by my dog almost every week and it has nothing to do with my job either. So I´d carefully judge utterances like "Jefferson raped dogs". May be he was a zoo, the famous portrait of C.W. Peale of Jefferson shows a highly intelligent face with a huge amount of sexual power to me. But negative connotations like "dogs misery" give also evidence that he was not a zoo. On July 4, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, Jefferson died at Monticello. What´s next at Ancient Zoos. Someone wanted me to post something about the Royals but I haven´t finished my investigations yet. El curioso gave me the word "lampshades" below at "share". He´s referring to a story at the concentration camp "Buchenwald" where the wife of the Commander Koch made lampshades of human hides. True or false? We´ll see what Ilse Koch, the so called "witch of Buchenwald", really was. See also my post at Retards. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXIII. The witch of Buchenwald Buchenwald, near Weimar in the German state of Thuringia, was a notorious concentration camp of the German Nazi regime. It was established in 1937 and more than 50,000 persons had died there in particular for experiments by medical doctors interested in the effects of amputations, lethal germs, and poisons on the human body. The first Commander of Buchenwald, SS- Standartenfuerer Koch lived in a home near the camp together with his wife Ilse. Ilse was a beautiful woman with fair hair. She loved to take horsrides among the prisoners and forced labourers in the camp. There are many books written about Ilse Koch, for instance "The Witch of Buchenwald" or "The Mistress of Death" but all of them draw a highly speculative picture of her. In those books it is said that she tortured prisoners, that she held several jews like dogs in her cellar, that she was a nymphomaniac who killed her lovers after the sex act, that she was zoophile and had sex with her dogs and her horses and that she used the tatooed skin of prisoners to produce lampshades, and so on, and so on... Fact is that at the Nuernberg trials not one single witness gave proof that Ilse Koch herself had hurt anybody. May be she was a zoophile but this is nothing wrong. Of course, she was guilty because she was also a member of the system. But she stood always in the center of public interest, so she died in prison in the 60-ies while thousands of real war criminals were set free after some 3 years in prison (f.i. Alfred Krupp) or never got arrested at all. Fact is also that her husband, commander Koch, got suspended by Reichsfuehrer-SS Heinrich Himmler because he had stolen belongings of the prisoners. Koch was hanged in 44. To my ears the Ilse Koch story sounds not true. The SS had a real hard code of behavior. If a SS-officer was found to be guilty of rape or theft or if he was a coward he was executed and there were not many exceptions to this rule. If Ilse would have done only 5% of what people say, the SS-authorities had executed her immediately. During the war my grandpa got some frozen toes in Russia. When he came back from hospital he was sent to the war-court because they said that he had hurt himself knowingly to get back home soon. While he was sitting outside the small building waiting for the trial his commander came along and asked what in hell he was doing there. He explained what happened to him. The commander took out his knights-cross and tied it to his neck. He went in together with my grandpa. The judges had to stand up in front of the knights cross and they let my grandpa go immediately. Thank God, folks, otherwise I´d not be here today! C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXIV. Zoomorphic deities of Ancient Egypt: ANUBIS: Dog-headed god of the necropolis, helper of Maat, the godess of tuth. Anubis puts the heart on the balance in the netherworld. APIS: Bull shaped, wearing a sun-disk on his head. BASTET: Cat shaped godess, sometimes human body with a cat´s head, holding a basket and a sistrum (rattle) in her hand. Goddess of friendship and love. CHEPRE: Human body with the head of a dung-beetle. The dung beetle (scarabaeus sacer) was sacred to the Ancient Egyptians, it was a sign of rebirth. HORUS: Falcon headed god, son of Osiris and Isis, revenger of his father who got killed by his brother Seth. MONTH: Falcon headed god wearing a feather crown with an sun disk on his head. Wargod. RA: The falcon headed sun-god of Ancient Egypt, creator of the world, wearing a solar disk on his head. He Pharaohs cartouches contained the title "Son of Ra". SEKMET: Female Lion headed goddess of war. SELKET: scorpion-goddess SETH: Unknown animal, my be an advark. God of evil and strenght. Brother of Osiris. SOBOK: Crocodile-God. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXV. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Henry Miller & Nude Concrete Blonde Today I am going to tell you why you have to be nude to be like Concrete Blonde. When I was young -considerable time ago- I read Henry Miller´s "Quiet days in Clichy". Think it was the French Olympia Press edition or may be the NY Grove Press, I can´t find these books any more. But I remember a section which always has been very important for me, a few impressive sentences only; "How wonderful to use your cunt for work and your intelligence for fun! To fall in love with luck. To get as useless as possible. To get a conscience sturdy like crocodile-skin. And when you grow old and when your are not attractive anymore, to pay for a fuck, if necessary, or to buy a dog and train it. To die nude and alone when time comes, without guilt, without remorse". I can´t tell you if I have omitted something in this text. There are some other zoo-related descriptions in Millers works, I think it was the Topic of the Cancer but I can´t check it. What I really can´t understand is that so many people are aggressing me because I did allow my dog to eat a tampax. I mean it was him who swallowed it and he loved it. And licking bloody pussies is not a crime, I did it and lots of others too. And believe me, this is by far not the worst thing I´ve done in my life. I also drink pee sometimes and I can tell some really disgusting stories, for instance I attended a scat-party a Paris once, but this place is not a scat lovers forum. So grow up, folks, this is a tough place. We are the nobility of down and dirty, and little Blondie is not that bad. Like Cat I´m thinking about changing my name. Would Vampire Blonde be OK? C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXVI. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Zoophilia&Cannibalism Almost everywhere in the interior of the Congo cannibalism and zoophilia was an everyday occurrence as late as the early years of this century. Unhappy prisoners were sold at the market. As it was not certain that that there would be buyers for a hole man or woman, everyone made a chalk mark on the victim to show which part he wanted; and it might be several days before someone was fully subscribed and sold out. The famous Leopard Society, a sect which kills humans on some kind of religious pretext was also well known for its zoophile habits. For a time this sect was an absolute terror to all Central Africa, and both, Belgian and French authorities had the greatest difficulty in keeping it cheek. The members of the society worked with diabolic skill. They always tried to make it appear that their victims were killed by a leopard; Creeping stealthily upon their victims they left the marks of leopard´s paws on the ground by using sticks cut at one end like a paw. In our days cannibalism is not practiced any more to any extend worth mentioning but it still appears now an then that a boy disappears on the march and not a trace of him can be found. But everywhere in Central Africa zoophilia is still a common occurrence. Everything possible has been done to by the authorities to stop zoophilia but there are hundreds of cases reported every year. For instance there is a tribe where women whose husbands get killed in the jungle used to have sex with goats until they´ve found another man. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXVII . Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. A Greek mythological monster, half man and half bull, the Minotaur was the offspring of Pasiphae, wife of King MINOS of Crete, and a beautiful white bull. Poseidon had caused Pasiphae to fall in love with the bull as a punishment to Minos for failing to offer the bull in sacrifice to the gods. Yesterday, my bastard boss bought my ticket for Vancouver. I said that I won´t go until I haven´t got a notebook. I explained to him that a notebook is elementary for me because this is the only way to get my work done when I´m alone (?) in the hotelroom at night (the truth is, of course, that I´d love to hang on the net at night). Anyway, I think he´ll give me some 2000 $ or so to buy such a piece. Now I´m thinking about buying it in Canada or may be I´m going to take a trip down to Seattle. Does anybody has an idea how much a modem equipped 166-200 Mhz, 36 MB, 1,3 GB notebook costs at this time? C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXVIII. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. The Great Beast - Aleister Crowley Edward Alexander (Aleister) Crowley *1875, called himself the "Great Beast 666", ref. to Revelation 13.1-18 "And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads... ...Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." He was a poet, (... I am thy mate, I am thy man. Goath of thy flock, I am gold, I am god, Flesh to thy bone, flower to thy rod. With hoofs of steel I race on the rocks. To solstice stubborn to equinox. And I rave; and I rape and I rip and I rend Everlasting world without end....Hymnb to Pan), a chess maniac, a sex adicted (Love is the law, and love is a change of secrets, read: exchange of bodily fluids), a mountaineer (1902: K2=Chogo Ri=Mount Godwin Austen), and above of all a magician. He invented his own method of spells and magic (Magick), and in 1920 he founded an abbey at Cefalu, Sicilia, called Thelema. In his bedroom, the so called "chambre de cauchemars" (room of nightmares), he celebrated togehter with his wife, Leah Hirsig, orgies, bestiality and sodomy for magical purposes; "And my home will be the hell of my whore, a secret place of the everlasting fire of desire and the torture of love." In 1947 Crowley died in Hastings. In Kom Om Pax he had written; Bury me in a nameless grave! I came from God the world to save. I brought them wisdom from above: Worship, liberty, and love. They slew me for I did disparage Therefore Religion, Law and Marriage. So bury me without a name That earth may swallow up my shame. Bibliography: Symonds, J.: The Great Beast 666, 1951. See also W.S. Maugham´s novel The Magician, London 1908 (Oliver Haddo=Aleister Crowley) To Mr K9: Think too that under normal circumstances dogs can´t tie. The girl in the MPG has a fuckhole like a moose. C-B =============================================================================== Read how C-B and g/f got F-ed by blk.lab. Well, Gang, so far I've told you something about zoo history. Today I ran out of stories and I´ve to wait until my b/f gets back from NYC tonight to get some more hints. The only thing I can do for you today is to tell you how I got engaged in dogs. What I´m going to tell you was not exactly my first experience with animals but it was the first time that I had intercourse with a dog. We wrote this down a couple of months ago for a lady (?) who replied to one of our ads. Some five or six years ago we met a likeminded couple. They had placed a real nasty ad in a swingers-magazine and were primarily into gang-bang, swap and skimpy slut outfits. There was one sentence in this ad which really impressed us; "Young MWF will copulate with virtually everything with a dick", or so. My b/f wrote immediately without hesitation. A couple of months later we visited Anna and her husband in their townhome near the Dutch-German border. Anna was a 23 years old blonde with medium sized natural breasts, slightly bigger than mine. She came not only pretty close to me in shape and looks but her birthday also was at exactly the same day than mine. That evening we went to a bar in the redlight district, and when we came back home at midnight we had a few beers and were chatting about our erotic desires. At first they didn´t tell us about their animal related sexual interests, they just made some remarks here and there to check if we are offended. For instance, I can remember that Annas hubby said that they use to travel to Amsterdam frequently to buy some porn. This is always a good indicator since the only stuff which is worth to mention there is animal-porn. Later on we asked Anna if she ever tried her dog and she just replied; "occasionally". I admitted that I´ve got my cunt licked by a dog several times when we lived in Cairo a couple of years ago. They got more confidence in us and they told us that Anna gets fucked by her dog, a black lab which was lying infront of us in the living room, almost every week. They had some films of Anja doing the dog and , of course, me and my b/f insisted to see them immediately. So Anjas husband went upstairs to get us a tape. The quality was not excellent. Nobody had digital video then. It was just the average homemade stuff but from our point of view the tapes were much better than the commercial films since one could see clearly that Anna got really satisfied. There were plenty of scenes of Anna sucking the dogs red dick which was about 5´´ long. Later on she was lying on the edge of the bed letting the dog hump her missionary style. They had terriffic closeups of the dogs fat red dick sticking up inside her cunt and cum oozing out of her totally shaved snatch while the lab´s dick was still deep inside. It seemed the dog had several ejaculations inside of her within a very short space of time. Annas husband placed the camera on a chair infront of Anja who was lying on the bed with her legs spread. He sticked his dick inside her wet fuckhole and left a beautiful thick load of cum inside her box. She squeezed the mix of canine and human cum out of her cunt and licked it up from her fingers. It was terrific. When the film was over Anna asked me if I´d love to try it too. It was 6 o´clock in the morning of the day Concrete Blonde got her first dog fuck. We had lots of experiences with Anna and her hubby, not only farmsex but also some gang-bangs, and we still meet the two from time to time. ./. C-B =============================================================================== C-B F-ef by blk.lab.II.Latest news, Cat Before I go ahead with my story, here are the good news; Yesterday morning my b/f came back from NYC and we had a... hmmmm.? My bastard boss donated me 2000 $ to buy a laptop in Can. next week. The only thing what I need to get started is a net provider. AOL or Compuserve? Has anybody here some hints or suggestions for me? I've seen the pics of Cat too and find that she is really beautiful. Her courage is remarkable and the fact that she dares to show her body her is not only noteworthy but also arousing and provoking. I wish I had the courage to do this, we'll see. I can see all of you (including SC and PB) drooling in front of the screen and beating off on Cats pics. Of course, I did it too. ./. O.K., we were sitting in Annas home and watched her homemade films. She asked me if I'd like to try the dog too. I accepted, *smile*. Anna took her black lab to the bathroom and placed him right beside the tub. It seemed that the dog knew that he would be allowed now to fuck his mistress. She washed his dick and grabbed a towel to dry his belly. We went back to the living room. Anna took off her clothes, so did I. We both were totally nude and Anna began to fondle my breasts. She let her tongue slide inside my mouth. Wolfgang, Annas husband, brought some soft white medical-tape and strapped it around the dogs claws, since they usually leave bloody scratches on the hips. Anna turned around and began to wank the dog's dick which slipped out of the sheath immediately and grew to remarkable extensions within 30 seconds. I kneeled on the floor with my arms resting on a small round stool to allow the lab to mount me doggy-style. He knew exactly what to do and tire to mount me immediately. He closed his paws around my hips and began to fuck wildly, but his dick was not able to penetrate my tight cunt at first, so Anna assisted with her hands and placed it right in front my wet fuck hole. I was so primed, and then it slipped in. It felt totally different from a male dick, hard but flexible, more intensive and really breathtaking! Anna began to talk dirty to me like "nasty little slut, you dogwhore, horny bitch" aso. From my previous letters she knew that I love it. With the dog´s dick deep inside my hot pussy and this terrific girl fondling my nipples while she was whispering these beloved dirty words into my ears, I came again and again, so did the dog. I believe the labs dick exploded two or three times inside of me. I felt the warm fluid oozing out of my pussy and running down on my thighs. After some 5 minutes or so I was about to pass out but the lab stopped, I think he was fucked out He pulled out his dick which was still as hard as a rock. The carpet was wet with a cum of slightly different consistence than male cum, a fluid of higher liquidity and not as sticky as comparable human bodily fluids. Anna got down upon her knees and licked the rest of it out of my pussy while her husband was fucking her cunt from behind. My b/f stood aside and watched. We are together for some 11 years but in all these years it happened only three times that he didn't say one single word the hole day long. I never dreamed that I'd be able to do this. It was one of those days when I felt this strength inside my heart, a power that can only arise when you've broken all inhibitions, and all taboos, and when you realize that there is a life beyond all conventions. We had some 5 or 6 comparable meetings within two years. Anna and I got fucked in every hole. For Anna it was almost no problem to get the dick in her ass but I had my own difficulties since my backdoor is really tight. Then Anna got pregnant and stopped doghumping in her seventh month. The problem was, that the lab got aggressive after the child was born. They were anxious that he could hurt the baby once, so they brought him to Wolfgang's parents where they can collect him when Anna needs to be mounted. Now Anna is a full housewife and mother, but she still fucks and sucks a lot. We swap letters every 6 or 8 weeks; they don't have net-access yet. Last time they wrote that they are desperately searching some horsesex-opportunities for Anna . Eight months ago she has given birth to her second child and thinks her pussy is ready to take a horsedick now. C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXIX. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Roman Poetry. The Roman poet Gaius Valerius Catullus, *84 B.C., is known chiefly for his poems to his mistress Lesbia, which have been widely imitated by English poets. They include poems of infatuation, of despair, and of obscenity. The union of passion and elegance of this poems suggests that Catullus wrote with one eye on the Ancient Greek poets and with the other eye - or was it his dick?- on/in his mistress. Vivamus, mea bestia, atque amemus, Rumoresque senum severiorum Omnes unius æstimemus assis. Soles occidere et redire possunt: Nobis, cum semel occidit brevis lux, Nox est perpetua una dormienda. Let us live, my beast, and love, The earnest rumors of the mature, Let all of them be worth one coin. Suns can set and can return; For us, once our brief light dies, And the night is an eternal sleep. Want some more? OK, here it cums; Nulla potest mulier tantum se dicere amatam Vere, quantum a me bestia amata mea est. Nulla fides ullo fuit unquam in foedere tanta Quanta in amore tuo ex parte reperta mea est. No woman can say she has been loved, In truth, by me as much as you, my beast, No faith was so strong, ever, As in the love to you my part was. =============================================================================== On Shit Row. It was in summer ´89 when I got my first opportunity to have sex with a dog. At that time zoosex was not completely new for me, since I was already acquainted with the common animal porn stuff. I don´t know what was more fascinating for me, the zoophile protagonists themselves or the fact that there are other women who obviously have the impudence to copulate with a beast in front of a camera, just to display to the whole world what detoriate sluts they are. Whatever it was, it kept me wet for some two years. Cairo! I really don´t know where to start. Its so lovely, the Pyramids, the Nile... Forget all this! Cairo is a pile of shit, nothing but fragile buildings that stand at the banks of the Nile. There lived Concrete Blonde once. Cairo has some 16 million inhabitans, a considerable number of which lives in ancient tombs, the so called cities of death. Does anybody here know what the word "dirt" means? Take a trip to Cairo and soon you´ll know it. Even Mexico city is clean compared to it. At first we had the opportunity to stay in our friends condo at Zamalek, a place were the rich and famous are, but when our friends returned from vacation we had to find a new home swiftly. Zamalek was expensive and little Blondie ran out of money then. So we tried to find a home in a suburb with more reasonable prices. The problem was that the rich in Egypt are really rich and the poor are damned poor. There is not so much left in between. We found a small poolhome at Giza only a mile away from the Pyramids. It was at the end of the Sharia al Ahram, a long road from which a smaller road suceeded. There were some homes that stood at the banks of the channels. We used to call our street "Shit Row". Due to these muddy channels we had mosquitos and the ants and termites were chewing up our furniture. One evening I was sitting at the porch and cried " A mouse, a mouse," but my bastard b/f just smiled and said; "It´s a roach, Honey". Life in Egypt is nothing but fight, especially for a woman with fair hair. We had a driver and a servant, and paid each of them about a 100 $/m. You may find this disgusting and may say we were exploiting them but it was far more than every muslim would have paid. The servant was a must, so was the driver. Traffic in Cairo is deadly. My b/f used to drive but I never touched a steering wheel, I had Chalim, my driver. There were always some dogs on the streets and lots of strange figures (I am talking about human beings) were lurking at the gate of our backyard. Some day I got serious trouble with my Egyptian neighbours because I used to give these people 5 Pounds (3 $) every week what probably had caused them to stay forever. After some 3 or 4 months there is not so much left what you can do in Cairo. The guys were at work and the "ladies" had their first gin-tonic at 11. a.m. To get to the point. One afternoon I came home from the Nile Hilton hotelbar and there was this small bundle of fur lying infront of my door, a puppy some 7 months old. With the heartless brutality of the Arabs Chalim said: "The dog is going to die, Madam, I´ll go and throw it in the channel." I called a doctor. The pup had a serious pneumonia illness that fortunately didn´t really damage his health for life. He got his antibiotics and after a week or so he got better. From this day the little bastard lived right with us inside the house. It was a funny little chap with a fawn short coat, highly alert and intelligent. In ´89 we got a real hot summer. The temperatures were always well above 100°. Due to a tricky AC and the fact that the water in our pool was always dirty, I used to take a shower every three hours, or so. Whenever I stepped out of the tub the little bastard tried to lick my wet feet. At first I stopped him when he intended to lick my slit but after a few days I let him continue. The rough tongue felt good and I willingly spread my legs. After some days I informed my b/f and allowed him to watch. We used to include the dog in our love games. Whenever I got creamed the dog stood aside and waited until it was his turn, and after my b/f had pulled his dick out of my cumfilled box, the dog approached and began to lick off the juice. Most times this caused me to climax again. I never allowed him to mount me but the three of us had lots of fun either; when my b/f was lying at the edge of the bed and I was riding him cowboy-style the dog licked both, his dick and my pussy. Half a year later we left Cairo and an elderly British couple which lived close to us adopted the dog. I´m still wondering what they are doing with my dog? C-B =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXX . Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. French Naturalism. The leading theorist and practitioner of French Naturalism, Emile Zola, *1840, d. Sept. 29, 1902, was the author of often lurid but well- documented novels dealing principally with working-class life. The Soil (1887; Eng. trans., 1888) prompted protests, even by some of Zola's former disciples, because of its crude account of peasant bestiality. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXXI . Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Theory of Relativity for zoos. There is a Special Theory of Relativity and General Theory of Relativity. The Special Theory of Relativity is easy to understand, relatively easy; Let´s say a cat and pitbull-terrier are both running against a wall, who hits more, big doggy or little kitty? Correct, the pitbull creates the bigger bang because his weight is, lets say 28 lbs. and the cat´s weight is about 12 lbs. only. But this is only one part of the truth. If the pitbull has a velocity of 3 mph while crashing into the wall and the cat´s speed is 6 mph, it is the cat who creates the bigger bang. Velocity is more important than weight. But lets have a look on the General Theory of Relativity; What happens if you stick your head up inside a cow´s ass? Correct again! You have a head inside an ass and the cow has a head inside an ass, but realtively,.... ...the cow is in a better position. =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXXII. Being an Introduction to Ancient World Bestiality. Like all the Mexican peoples, the Aztecs worshiped a multitude of gods, each of whom demanded offerings and sacrifices.The Atztec godess Tlazolteotl (Godess of the dirt), also called Tlaelqani (Dirteater) was the godess of sinful sex acts. Herpriests and followers had to commit heterosexual and homosexual acts and bestiality. I didn´t forget about the background-story, as far as I can see nobody has complained, and so I´ll post it. Unfortunately my damned boss went crazy and I´ve almost no time at the moment. He´s totally nuts, he wants me to drive down to Geneva by car this weekend (400 miles), to get back by plane on Tuesday morning for a 1hour meeting, then fly back to Geneva in the evening, and driving my car back home on Tuesday 03/17. And there is no end in sight, Friday 03/20 he wants me to fly economy to Atlanta, GA for a week or so. I don´t complain about Geneva as long as he´s willing to pay for the Beau Rivage or the Warwick, since there´s always a good chance to make some extra cash down in the hotelbar. It´s kind of easy living there, but what in hell shall I do in Georgia? =============================================================================== Ancient Zoos PART XXXIII. Annie Sprinkle Annie Sprinkle, big-boobed ex-whore and actress found 101 uses for sex, 1.Sex as a sedative. It helps you got to sleep. 2.Sex to fight addictions. It helped me quit smoking. 10.Sex for manipulation. It can get you what you want. 24.Sex as a pain killer. In 1993 or so I visited her show. On stage she admitted she had sex with dogs. She said, "the dog made attempts to lick me, and I didn´t stop him until I came". Later she showed us her womb by inserting a speculum and stretching her cunt to a maximum. Rover, I really don´t feel good posting gang-bang stories at this place. May be I´ll post another one soon, only because it was one of the most fascinating stories I´ve ever heared. I´ll get back on topic after...promise! C-B =============================================================================== A Lady´s Guide To Dogsex. PART I. Written by Concrete Blonde, which is a pseudonym of a lady who has been enjoying the pleasures of zoophilia for a considerable time. Preface Women have always had interest in mating with animals. History gives lots of evidence of sexual uninhibited women who proudly used animals to fulfill their sexual desire. (see also: ancient zoo history) Nowadays questions concerning sex with dogs are very often treated secretly. The present guide aims at providing comprehensive information on the sexual behavior of women and animals, helping the reader cope with any conceivable situation that might arise. It´s its objective to illustrate the many occasions were a dog might be preferred in respect of an incapable or physically inadequate male lover. Those who are already well informed will be able to round off their knowledge; those who have found their own way of sexual behaviour may receive stimulating suggestions. At least I have to point the readers attention to the fact that it was my love to both, men and dogs, which has caused me to write down this little pocket guide. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART II. Introduction The cultural history of dogs developed along with that of man. Man has always owned dogs, both as a hunting companion, and as a sex partner, and the cultivation of dogs marks the evolution of mankind. In ancient cultures dogs had religious significance, and possessing a dog was a symbol of power, rule, and dignity. The first dogs in history can be seen in cave paintings. Primeval man owned dogs as powerful companions in their daily struggle against the big and dangerous game of the past. In Medieval times only the knights were allowed to possess dogs, horses and falcons, and over hundreds of years, owning a dog remained the privilege of the nobility. Today all women and men are equal. All women and men, that is, who do not have the ability to distinguish themselves from the mass. While the nameless mass requires the support of media, laws, and double minded political leaders who dictate what's right and what's wrong, both the sexual and the social behaviour of a lady is not a question of public opinion, but of personal and individual demands. However, in these days, cultivated behaviour distinguishes itself in the act of dealing with other creatures. By dealing appropriately with animals on every occasion a person proves to have knowledge and style. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART III. Dogs in Society Sophisticated ladies can very often be seen walking along with dogs. The dog seems not only to be a companion, but also to be a sign of one's personal philosophy. Therefore it is not an offense to enter shops, fashion malls, and restaurants together with a dog. Like males, dogs serve a social and sexual purpose and I can see no reason why we should exclude them from social events. Those women who feel annoyed by a well educated dog are merely pretending to be ladies. However, according to etiquette there are several events were being accompanied by a dog is not useful, i.e. funerals, highly formal occasions during the evening, festive indoor occasions, weddings, galas, state receptions, ballet, theatre, and concerts. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART IV. Dogs and Lovers The sophisticated lady should at least always be able to choose between a male and a canine lover. Now, since there are occasions on which a man is undoubtedly superior and definitely to be preferred to a dog, and, other occasions when a dog is equally to be desired, no lady who does not own both types of lovers, can possibly considered to be well equipped. Personally, from my own experience, I am convinced that at least one dog and two males are necessary to meet the basic sexual needs of a lady. At least there is only one type of situation in which solely a canine lover is to be preferred: and that is when a lady is involved in a messy divorce and her husband has paid a private eye to investigate her lifestyle. In this case a canine lover is more discreet. But how about finding an appropriate canine lover? =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART V. Choosing the Right Breed A huge number of women, not merely inexperienced ones, are constantly seeking the ideal dog. That is, an animal which can be satisfactorily used for almost all purposes. But, like other ideals, it is very difficult, or even impossible of attainment. In former times dogs could be classified as working dogs (f.i. German Shepherds, Rottweilers), as hunting dogs (f.i. Retrievers, Setters) and family oriented dogs. Currently there are plenty of breeds that are very popular: Golden Retrievers, Setters, German Shepherds, Dachshunds, Dalmatians, Great Danes, Poodles, aso., aso. In fairness to your future companion, you should choose a dog who fits perfectly in your environment. If you have children, choose a breed that easily integrates with family. If you are an apartment dweller you must not own a high energy dog, if you are living in extremely hot climates and have almost no time for extensive walks, don't buy a Siberian Husky. If you need a strong protector, forget about buying a Yorkshire Terrier (it is one of life's little mysteries how this breed ever gained the popularity which it possesses; from both a protective and sexual point of view, these little cunt-lickers are as useless as backpain). I´d recommend to think about your own possibilities, your environment and your sexual needs. Then become informed about the different breeds and their main characters, and, finally, choose an appropriate one that meets your demands best. The following list contains several suitable breeds and their maximum allowed weight (male dog). Airdale: 55 lbs. Beagle: 31 lbs. Bassett: 78 lbs. St. Bernhard: 190 lbs. Boxer: 66 lbs. Dobermann: 82 lbs. French Bulldog: 33 lbs. Golden Retriever: 78 lbs. German Shephard: 85 lbs. Irish Setter: 63 lbs. Pointer: 66 lbs. Rottweiler: 122 lbs. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART VI. High-Energy and Low-Energy Dogs From a strictly sexual point of view dogs can be distinguished by their vivacity. There are so called high-energy dogs (Dalmatians, Setters, Pointers aso.) who are able to fuck you eyes-crossed. These dogs are mostly not particularly large beasts; whilst they come within the upper small sized, medium sized or upper medium sized category. On the other side, there are even- tempered low-energy dogs of mostly giant size (Mastinos, Mastiffs, Rottweilers aso.) who are stoic and laid back, but are possibly able to satisfy a lady's sexual demands on a more sophisticated level. These dogs have a weighty bone structure and are heavy for their size as they are compactly built. I do not think that any lady with any pretensions of being in her right mind could possibly criticize the adversely characters of different breeds, the matter is entirely a question of personal preference. I always have had a great weakness for large low-energy dogs. Recently, I own a Fila Brasileiro (Brasilian Mastiff). They are gentle giants, stubborn like oxens, but once learned it sticks. Large dogs can be trained to realize their size. They don't hump on you recklessly unless they feel that their penis is "in", as they are even-tempered but not lazy. These dogs meet my own sexual demands, because they do it slowly and gentle. A girl who goes off like a rocket should possibly choose a lively high-energy dog, a Setter or a Dalmation. Further, there are huge numbers of mutts, most of them are funny, high-spirited, and sexually interested. I can see no reason why not choose one of those. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART VII. To Accquire a Dog If you have found an appropriate breed go to any one of the best breeders in your State or Country. Most serious breeders are member of associations which can guarantee the honesty of any of their members. You can call your local club or association for references. Unless you do not know the people who are selling to you, let nothing induce you to buy a dog on the "black market" from so called "kitchen breeders" with no references. May be you are saving some money at first, but there is probably some very good reason why this spare-time breeder is not member of any association, and you are going to pay twice as much in vet-costs later. Further, beware of purchasing a puppy in a pet shop. Buy the best, the very best you can possibly afford. You'll never regret it. Should you require a dog immediately and not have time to wait until a puppy has grown, then my advice to you is: Go to an animal shelter and give the people there an idea of the kind of dog you whish to acquire. Animal shelters often have a large number of dogs available for adoption. You need not have the slightest idea about the characters of these dogs, since the people taking care for abandoned dogs will not take advantage of your ignorance. It would not pay them to do so. They show interest in their dogs even after they have given them away, so you have to opportunity to take your future dog out for extensive walks (or checkrides?) before you make a final decision. It is in your hands to give these dogs a second chance; they will be grateful for a lifetime. There must be many women whose circumstances of life will not permit them to own a dog. But there is a type of having dogsex which these woman can indulge, and which will give them the greatest possible satisfaction at little or no cost: I am talking about the possibility of looking after dogs in animal shelters voluntarily. This can give you almost all the joys of owning a dog without undue exertion. I know a couple who uses to take abandoned dogs out for walks, and so the lady gets the chance to have sex with more than 20 different dogs per year. One day, she told me, she had sex with two different dogs at the same time. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART VIII (A). The Dog as a Protector Before I focus on sexual topics I have to draw the readers attention to the fact that, in these days, to get along with other people isn't always easy. There is a huge number of highly unfriendly persons out there who are permanently offending, annoying, and disturbing others. For a lady who is physically not in a position to give these defective idividuals a good flocking, a dog, in most cases, is an appropriate way to avoid every imaginable form of trouble. I have had several unpleasant experiences of this description myself. One brief example: A couple of months ago I was driving in Frankfurt, Germany late at night. I stopped my car and jumped out for a second to throw a letter into a mailbox which was some 40 feet away. Unfortunately, I must have blocked another vehicle which was about to pull out from a parking lot. Immediately, the driver jumped out of his ugly wreck and started crying and offending me. The man came on, and matters began to look very serious for me, for the huge guy was almost on me, as I ran back and opened the door of my car. I swiftly sat in and locked all the doors instantly, but the man didn't stop offending me. Apart from that, I don't appreciate other people touching my Mercedes, and this dirty person had his greasy fingers on its roof all the time. Owing to the tinted windows the individual was unable to notice my Brazilian Mastiff who was lying calm and motionless on the back seat. I opened the driver's window and pushed the button for the rear window at the same time. The lousy guy was still drumming on my car's roof and was about to touch my shoulder. My dog neither found the whole case worth of rising his 145 lbs. from his seat, nor did he bark. He just turned his head out of the window and looked defiantly towards the inferior creature. At the same time he curled back his lips exposing his long "tusks" in a savage snarl. I've never heard this voice before, it sounded pretty much like the fierce growl of a tiger or a lion. After my dog gave him full view of his grand head the scared man took two steps backwards and looked at me in utter despair and horror, with eyes as big as fried eggs. The panic-stricken guy didn't say one single word; the next moment he rushed back to his car and away he drove. I could relate several other incidents of a like nature which have occurred in the past, but they would be almost similar so that I don't think that it's necessary to do so. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART VIII (B). The Dog as a Protector Dogs may be suitable to cut down crime rates in today's society. However, one must not train a large dog to be aggressive. It might be a laughing matter if such a barking city-rat becomes hostile, since these breeds can not cause serious harm to anything bigger than a squirrel; but if a large dog is likely to find out how strong he really is, he could probably start to enjoy fighting and attack humans and other animals unto their death. Usually, fear is the main influence which drives animals to attack. Further, a great many injuries caused by dogs can be traced to improper handling by mentally week and silly humans. These stupid individuals find it funny at first, to own a large and aggressive dog. The animal seems to furnish them with self-confidence and strength (qualities which they do not have by nature), but after all they are unable to handle the aggressive beast and turn it when it starts charging people or other animals. Aggressive dogs should solely remain in the hands of expert-handlers, like hunters or policemen. As for normal people, there is, by the way, no necessity at all to turn dogs into habitual fighters. A well socialized dog barely attacks unless there is a reason, but most adult dogs are naturally protective. They have suspicious nature in regards to strangers and tend to guard their mistress/master and family. Most dogs have also the ability to sense people's intentions. They know instinctively the difference between a harmless person and a bad person. A properly socialized dog does not protect his mistress/master because he's aggressive by nature, he defends them in cases of emergency because he is so devoted to her/him. Further, aggressiveness can also become a major problem in respect of the dog's future use as a friendly sex partner. So for our purposes a dog which fills the requirements of a gentle family-dog, a dog who is a steady and dependable home companion, is to be preferred. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART IX. The Penis of a Dog Normally, the penis of a dog is covered by the sheet. It can be divided into three parts (from a strictly biological point of view the following distinction might not be absolutely accurate): 1. The shaft which is the section from tip to knot. Contracted, the shaft feels soft and is of moderate length. It can become rock-hard and grow to remarkable size. In average the thickened shaft measures about two thirds of the total penis-length. 2. The knot which lies in the rear third of the dog's penis. The knot is a distension, a section of the penis which is able to inflate. During intercourse the knot becomes filled with blood and can puff up. Knot-sizes may vary from less than half of an inch in dia. (Yorkshires, Chihuahuas) up to the size of a baseball (Great Dane, St. Bernhard). 3. The root, means: the back of the penis. The root succeeds into the abdomen. It is thinner than the shaft, though, it is flexible. Behind the penis there is the scrotum which contains two testicles. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART X. Penis-Size (Dedicated to Scaldedawg) When it comes to sex, cock-size is the first question asked by most men, the second question might be cock-size, and the third question... ...guess what? But the size of a penis is not everything for a woman. If a woman is built like a virgin, she must not chose a Great Dane and if she loves to get stretched to a maximum, she possibly should stay away from Yorkshires, Chihuahuas, and other rat-sized breeds. It must be clearly understood that mere cock size alone is insufficient. As long as the dog is not able us his "tool" properly and is not capable to remain inside of you for an appropriate space of time, a large penis is almost worthless. Further, all dog's dicks can become relatively big in comparison to their bodies, and the correct use of the whole penis can give you one or even two extra inches. The reason for this is is as follows and should be fairly obvious: Even medium-sized breeds (Setters, Golden Retrievers) will, including the knot, have a visible penis size of at least 3 1/2 inches from tip to knot. Their knot alone, when rock hard, measures, in average, more than 2 inches in dia. But, using the right technique, it is possible to insert the whole penis including the knot as well as a part of the root, which lies, as mentioned in the last chapter, behind the knot. In this case a lady might well have about 7 inches up inside her pussy. For the average sized woman this is quite a lot to take. However, there will be a huge number of ladies who become tremendously turned on by big ones, and the best dog for those is a powerful large or giant sized dog with a shaft-size of at least 8´´ from tip to knot. If you are average built, the penis of any medium-sized breed will be perfectly satisfactory. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART XI. To Tie or Not to Tie? Too many people tend to generalize on the question of tying, apparently assuming that dogs always tie. As for dog-dog interaction, one might well be excused for believing this. Due to strong spasms, the vagina of the bitch is able to hold the knot inside, and both dogs can be trussed for a considerable time in which none of them is able to disengage. Theory is all very well, but it is what actually happens during dog-human interaction that matters, and in this respect tying is very rare. I'm still amused when I'm thinking of a post which I've once read at PL´s (the regulars who've visited my webpage, which "passed away" a considerable time ago, will already know the example): "I'm a 15 year old girl. Last night my Golden crawled into my bed and raped me... ...and we were tied for some 30 minutes as my dad stepped in..." Well, I've yet to be present when such a strange operation is performed. During vaginal intercourse it might happen frequently that the whole penis, including the knot, penetrates. I used to call this situation "virtual tying" because the pressure of the vulva's stretched muscles is apt to hold the penis back. However, a woman, even a 15 year old girl, should always be able to untie at any time she likes, simply by extracting the penis. There is one outstanding exception, all the more noticeable because it is by far not rare: And this is when taking the dog's penis in the rear. There is, of course, the sphincter, a strong muscle which is definitively able to hold back the dog's knot. At the very beginning, when penetrating the anus, the dogs knot can be very small and soft. Once it is in it might fully inflate, becoming rock hard and twice as big as it was before. In this case dog and man/woman are tied together. Well, supposed your butt isn't as big as hole Canada, you are absolutely helpless in this situation; neither you nor the dog have the slightest chance to release. Lots of women love the feeling of being tied, though, I have to admit that I've practiced this not frequently. If you once get tied accidentally: Never attempt to pull out the penis violently. First test if the sphincter is able to be stretched to a degree that it is good to release the knot without doing harm to you or your dog. Otherwise wait until the knot slowly deflates (and pray that your dad doesn't step in). =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART XII A. Socialisation It is astonishing how little the average dog owner knows about the psychology of the dog he owns. If you don't know anything about dogs, bear in mind that a human being might be able to think like an animal, but the vice versa situation will never ever, by no means, be possible. If your dog shows signs of misbehaviour, first ask yourself what you might have done wrong. The second is namely this: No person should acquire a dog unless he or she wants a dog to take in like another family-member. Some breeds tolerate being left alone for a while and will fit into families where all parties are working. Although it should never be forgotten that any dog will require a plenty of time and love. The principal remark which applies to every dog is proper socialisation within the first 15 weeks of his life. One must not keep the puppy away from humans, all sorts of influences (traffic, noises), and other gentle dogs during this important space of lifetime, since early puppy interaction is the key to proper socialisation. I will not focus on socialisation in general, as there are many valuable books on the market. I can highly recommend the books of Richard Wolters, a hunter, who has written numerous interesting books about dogs, their socialisation, and their training. In the past 15 years Wolters became an authority on all dog-related questions. On reading his books, however, the interested reader might notice unpleasantly, that the author strictly tends to avoid sexual topics. All authors do so, they devote not one single chapter to canine-human sex. For there can be no doubt that a book dealing with sexual topics is badly needed. It might not be out of place to mention that I have been sexually engaged in dogs for some 7 years or so. In respect of sexual socialisation I should like to take the opportunity to give my advice to all people who are thinking about purchasing a puppy: Let nothing induce you to force your little dog to have sex within the first 6 months of his life! You have to be patient otherwise there is a high chance to spoil your dog forever. If you can't wait and need a dog's dick badly, my advice to you is: visit an animal shelter and adopt an adult dog. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART XII B. Socialisation If you are to obtain the greatest satisfaction from your dog it is elementary that you should apply the most suitable method of training. I am firmly convinced that, at the very least, every part of what success I have had with dogs is directly due to proper socialisation and training. On the other hand, I'm absolutely sure that most misbehaviours can be directly traced to socialisation mistakes in early puppy age. At the risk of repeating myself, for I do not think that this point can be too strongly underlined, I'm going to say it again: Don't force your dog to have sex! Violate him never ever, and especially not within the first 6 months of his life, since bad experiences during this time will stick forever. In daily training a certain degree of pressure might become necessary, sometimes, but I most certainly do not recommend, in any case, any form of punishment in respect of sex. And with a little care there need not be any sort of "bad vibrations" between you and your dog. The whole secret of training your dog to be a valuable sex partner with absolute certainty is to create positive feelings in respect of all kind of sexual action. The dog should never connect sex with pressure, but with reward. When you start to train your dog make a game out of the training. At the age of, lets say, 5 months, start to touch his penis fondly from time to time; just caress him a little bit, but don't try to jack him off. You'll see how he replies on these strokes, and you may proceed step by step, if he likes it. Let him lick your pussy occasionally, but do not force him if he doesn't want at first. He will like it, sooner or later, if you don't force him. If he refuses to lick invent a funny game. Sit down and spread your legs, let the dog explore your genitals. At the beginning, the puppy, knowing no better, may jump around you awkwardly, sniffing and wagging his tail. If his muzzle gets close to your pussy put a cracker on it and say: "good boy", as he snatches it. Later on, you can insert a cracker into your vulva and let him pull it out. After a while he'll become totally addicted to this game and will lick you nuts. Success is just a matter of time, and you have to resist the temptation to get these things going within a couple of days. Remember, most men need almost half of their lifetime to become perfect (?) lovers, and you can't expect from a dog to learn everything within some hours or days. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART XIII. Using Key-Words In public, rebellious dogs can often bee seen approaching their mistress/master or even strangers, putting their muzzle between peoples legs, or trying to hump on them. Where all large dogs are concerned, such misbehaviour cannot be tolerated. It might be funny if a Yorkshire, which is not a particularly large beast, humps on somebody's leg in public, but if a 150 lbs.-dog tries to rape your neighbours wife, the incident might easily have serious consequences. You'll do better, far better, to avoid such problems before they actually arise. It must be clearly understood that, from the dog's point of view, there is no such thing like embarrassment, since the dog does not know the difference between private and public places. How could an animal see the difference between your bedroom and your neighbour's living room? He is not able to understand that he is a "good boy" as he mounts people in one situation, and in another, from his point of view, similar situation, he gets punished for doing exactly the same thing. But had you been using a key-word, assuming that you've trained your dog appropriately from the very beginning, the animal would have shown right behaviour under all possible circumstances. In fact, no greater mistake can be made than allowing a dog to have sex without using a key-word. But what is a key-word? Now, a key-word is a command that indicates to the dog that a certain type of action is required. If you express the word "down", the dog should get down, if properly trained, so "down" is the key-word for lying down. Since the time I've first started to train my dog Vie always been using the word "zack-zack" to indicate that sexual action is coming up. Whenever I touched his penis, I expressed "zack-zack" before. When he hears the word "zack-zack" now, he springs on me like a lightning, because in his subconsiousness he connects the word "zack-zack" with pleasant things, means: with sex. One must not chose a key-word which is frequently used in daily communication, as the dog might pick it up accidentally and falsely assume that he is encouraged to have sex. Even though a key-word is always used, your dog might try to mount you from time to time. Don't allow it! Never let the dog make the first step, stop him even if you are in the mood to let him continue. Use the "down" command to interrupt his efforts. If you like to have sex, wait some 10 minutes or so, and use the key-word first to indicate that sexual action is required. The dog should never learn that he is able to get his way. If you let him do what he wants he will become more and more rebellious, trying to enforce his will permanently. =============================================================================== A Lady's Guide To Dogsex. PART XIV Specific Health Problems On reading veterinarian books, it seems like a large list of dogs diseases should be remembered, but I have to say that most sicknesses are rare. Hyp displasia is probably the most common condition, so you have to make sure that parents and grand parents have been screened for this disease. The so called "cherry-eye" and entropia (eyelashes which are growing into the eye) can be corrected with surgery. From a sexual point of view parasites and diseases which can be transferred to humans are very important, too. After acquiring a dog, your first way should lead you to a veterinarian. Your dog has to be checked for vermin, parasites and, in most cases, should be revaccinated against parvovirosis, leptospirosis, kennel-cough, and rabies. Usually the breeder has already carried out the basic vaccination. We also have to bear in mind HIV. According to my experience, the danger of getting HIV when having sex with dogs is really more apparent in some peoples minds than real. I'm informed about the fact that several specimen of animals, sheep f.i., can come up with HIV-like diseases. Further, Vie heard about the theories that HIV-viruses escaped from CIA-laboratories, that they were brought into existence by KGB- agents or that they have been transferred by people who have had intercourse with apes. I am neither a vet nor am I an intelligence-services specialist. It is solely in the view of the following fact that I assume that the risk of getting HIV on having sex with dogs is low. I, for myself, know several men and women who have been enjoying the pleasures of zoophilia for a decade or longer, and they never got any disease. And when I say a decade I mean that literally, for they use to have sex with several pets on a regular basis and not just two or three times per year as is so often the case when people speak of 10 years of experience. If you sum up the time that these actually have had sex with dogs you'll find that it does not amount to more than 10 or 20 times. Further, life itself is dangerous, too, and, as the Surgeon General might say: doing anything anywhere may cause health problems... But life is short, very short. No human can succeed in living very long, but we all can attain the goal of living pleasantly. (Please bear in mind that the above is my personal opinion. The reader always has to make his own decision and must take his own precautions.) This story is part of White_Shadow's_Nasty_Stories. 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