****** Sex Guide -- A Dog's Guide to Sex With Humans by Danielle ******
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A Dog's Guide to Sex With Humans, by Danielle

Dogs, like most creatures, are innately, naturally sexual beings. But their
sexuality is naturally oriented towards other dogs. They don't necessarily see
us as sexual beings. This is something they have to learn.

So, I want to talk about sexuality. His. Humans and dogs have been living
together for about 20,000 years. We've been able to do it because our
temperaments, our social and even sexual natures are very close. After 20,000
years of living together, we can mate happily.

But when going into K9 sex, remember, you can't approach him as a sex toy. He
isn't a dildo or vibrator. You can't plug him in and turn him on and off. And
you can't quite treat him as a human.

You have to start from the principle that this is a living being, a nonhuman
being. A sexual being. And you have to reach that sexuality. You have to become
a sexual being for him.

Remember, a dog is literally like an alien. He comes from different physical
and instinctive parameters. Certain actions, certain behaviours and traits will
be natural to him, others will be foreign. You can't expect him to act like a
sex toy, and you can't relate and react to him like a human. Your behaviour to
him, to have a successful sexual relationship, must recognize that this is a
different kind of being with a genuine, if alien, perspective.

Look at humans from a dogs point of view: Humans don't seem sexy. Our
geography, our geometry is all wrong. We're tall and erect on long legs, our
bodies flat... Their sexuality is oriented towards long bodies slung on legs,
where the head and the vagina are in sensible places, not piled on top of each
other like some demented totem pole. Our bodies just don't make sense to them,
sexually.

And look at scent, dogs live by scent. But humans constantly conceal or mess
our scents up, by showering, changing and wearing different clothes, colognes,
soaps, perfumes, even the mundane things in life like cleaning solvents affect
our odour. Instead of smelling natural, we're constantly hiding or masking our
scent, especially our sexual scent.

On top of that, we refuse or try to minimize a great many normal social
behaviours, like sniffing. It's hard to see yourself with someone if they can't
even shake your hand.

So, it's not a surprise that dogs aren't constantly humping us. Even women who
want to do it will sometimes find that their dog isn't interested, or doesn't
know what to do.

So, how do you become a sexual being for him? By raising his consciousness, by
acting and positioning yourself in such a way that he realizes you are a sexual
creature.... By relating to the dog on his own terms.


* Assuming that you don't already have a dog, what sort of dog should you be
looking for? *

As a general comment, the most common dog seems to be Black Labs, followed by
German Shepherds. Rottweillers, Mixed breeds, Spaniels, Collies and Danes are
also used. When picking a breed, go with what you find beautiful. Pit Bulls and
Saint Bernards have a bad reputation though.

My recommendation is a dog between two thirds and four-fifths your body weight,
although women have found bliss with both smaller and larger. I find at that
size, they're hung just right and their energy isn't overwhelming.

You want someone between the ages of two and five. They should be sexually
mature. Most dogs mature at the age of one to one and a half. If he's young, I
recommend waiting... This is a gut instinct on my part, too young and he's not
really receptive, and you may screw up his natural social development and
personality. Too old, and he may be too set in his ways and in his sexuality to
expand his horizons to include you.

Most importantly, always consider personality. Look for a dog who's friendly,
outgoing, who genuinely seems to like you and be curious about you. Avoid dogs
who seem withdrawn, or who seem too aggressive. Listen, it's very simple. You
wouldn't or shouldn't have sex with a human who's an asshole. Why lower your
standards for dogs?

Always have a good relationship with your canine. If you're thinking of a dog
you already have, then you're the best judge of that relationship.... Good
luck.

One thing more, if your dog has been fixed, then he's probably not going to be
really sexual. Maybe you can feed him hormones or something, if you know a vet
or can come up with an excuse. But otherwise, you won't get much past licking.


* What to do, how do you reach him? *

First, be naked around him, whenever you can. Get him used to the look and feel
and scent of your real body.

Reorient yourself for him. Move from being a tall totem pole to something whose
geography makes more sense to him. Try to orient or show him that your body
orients towards horizontal. Lay back or lean or sprawl on the couch or the bed,
even in chairs, slouch back. Get down on the floor with him, on all fours. This
is much more natural for him, and it makes it easier for him to understand and
relate to your body.

Skip the shower after exercising, or after you've built up a sweat. Let him get
to know your natural odour. Let him become familiar with it. Avoid perfumes or
colognes, it will throw him off.

Often, he'll show curiousity. Encourage it. Let him sniff you or lick you.
Offer him your hands. If he shows any interest in sniffing or licking your
crotch, spread and encourage him.

Play with him. I mean normally, play tug of war. Go out and throw the frisbee.
And play at home naked. The mounting posture, on knees and elbows, is very
similar to the 'play' posture. Close the distance, until you're someone that he
relates to and likes. The better he has a feel for you as a person, the more
easily and happily it will happen.

Let him experience your sexuality. Masturbate around him, so that he can smell
you. Offer him your wet fingers to lick and investigate. If he shows any
interest in sniffing or licking between your legs encourage him. Have him in
the room when you are doing it with a human partner, and use doggy style. If
you're masturbating, try and use that posture. If you're using a dildo or
vibrator, let him sniff it.

Let him, encourage him to smell you around your period. It's the closest your
body comes to estrus or heat. My dog seems horniest just before my period. But
in any case, this is when your sexual scents will be strongest and most like a
female dogs.

Other things he may respond to: If you urinate in front of him, he may react
well. Urination is part of their social communication. Personally, I can't see
peeing on the carpet, I work hard enough to break him of that habit, I'm not
going to start myself. If you wanna be really gross, let him sniff your tampon
or pad...I'm told it will arouse him instantly. Never tried that, but it makes
a little bit of sense, since the sanitary will be saturated with your sexual
hormones as well as menses.

Sniffing and licking isn't truly sexual behaviour for them. But it's strongly
social behaviour, and if you're someone he can sniff and lick, then you become
someone he can relate to. And that includes relating sexually. After all, when
he sniffs you, he's sniffing your body, and that includes your sexual scents.

All of this is mainly oriented towards expanding his consciousness, allowing
him to see you as a sexual being and someone that he can see and respond to
sexually. For most dogs, it will be a natural and almost unconscious process.
For many, it will happen easily, and they'll be ready quickly in the first
session. Others may take a couple of sessions to fully absorb and digest it.

If he doesn't absorb or digest it, you can still get him hard, and even get him
to come. But he may be confused, and may simply not know how to react or
respond, and won't mount. You'll be able to tell when he's confused, he'll bark
or whine, mount and dismount, approach and withdraw.


* Licking *

Dogs are natural lickers. It's partly a social behaviour, they explore and
understand the world with their nose and tongue. It's also partly a physical
reflex, give them moisture or certain textures, they have to lick it.

A dog can learn to lick your vagina for the simple pleasure of it. For him,
it's not really a sexual experience or sexual thing to do. The sexuality, for
him, comes from the scents of your arousal as he does it.

If he shows interest in licking you, encourage him. Reinforce the behaviour.
Pet him, rub his ears, tell him what a good dog he is, give him treats or fill
his bowl with cold water. Positive reinforcement lets him know that he's doing
a good thing, and he'll follow his natural tendencies.

If he isn't licking you, some people suggest trying honey, or peanut butter or
fish oil on their vagina. I don't recommend it personally. But sometimes it
will work and nothing else may. If you do try it that way, use small amounts to
get him started, and once he gets into it, slowly taper it off. Remember, you
want him hooked on your natural taste, not on your vagina as a place to find
peanut butter. And again, once he starts, provide positive reinforcement.

Their tongues are longer and much more flexible than humans, but not as
muscular. The surface is rougher, and it's much faster, it laps and swirls
quickly, and where a human tongue can push inside, a dogs will sort of slide
in. Their licking has no inhibitions, and they'll lick from anus to clit.
Enjoy.


* Touching Him *

Now, I want to talk about initiating sex with him. About touching him and
arousing him. Female dogs have it easy, they go into heat, releasing a great
big billboard "fuck me" scent. But they also have body language, ways of
moving, presenting, whining, all of which turn on male dogs.

Well, we aren't bitches, and our body language and smell aren't going to be the
same. But dogs have enough flexibility to react and respond to other signals,
he can and will respond to your stimulation.

You start by stroking the inside of his back thigh. Use short light strokes.
For dogs, this isn't sexual, it's social behaviour. It's how they inspect each
other. He should go still but will be relaxed. He'll enjoy it, it's almost like
a hug or a kiss. They sniff each other there all the time.

Speak softly, sound friendly. It's not what you say, but the tone of your
voice, so talk dirty if it excites you. And feel free to stroke his head or
back as well.

Once you're stroking the inside of his thigh, move from there to his sheath.
Again, stroke using short light strokes, imitating a licking action. Experiment
a little, squeezing and caressing. Squeeze very gently, although you can work
the sheath harder than his balls. They're very very sensitive with their balls,
go very very gently, and if they react badly, leave it alone. It takes trust
and relaxation to touch them there.

Some very important things to understand about this: Dog's natural social
behaviour is to put their snouts in each other's crotches. That's cool. But
those snouts contain jaws capable of exerting hundreds of pounds of pressure,
and huge shearing teeth, designed to slice through bone and rip out huge hunks
of flesh. Now, that's some very frightening equipment to have near some of your
delicate portions.

Dogs, if you watch them, move carefully and delicately, sniffing and being
sniffed. They don't want to do anything that would result in their genitals
being bitten. So they go still and attentive. At the same time, they're more
than a little paranoid. If you move quickly, if you grasp them harshly or
roughly or strongly, especially if they're not used to your touching them
there, they may panic and bite.

So move carefully and deliberately, your movements should be slow and smooth.
Your touch should always begin light. You are perfectly safe. For them touching
or sniffing or licking crotches is part of their social nature, and they'll
accept your touch. But be sensible, don't just grab quickly and firmly and
rudely. After all, there's a big difference between a handshake and a punch in
the nose to us. Make sure he gets the right message. You can squeeze him hard,
or move quickly, but he has to get used to it. Be gradual.

Watch him carefully, his body language and sounds are his only way of letting
you know how he feels. If he moves away, it means he wasn't comfortable and
doesn't want to be rude. If he growls, obviously, he didn't like something.

This may be a new sort of touching with him and he may not like it. Often at a
first touch, they'll move away, and then as they decide they like it, they'll
move back. If he growls, then back off, continue stroking the inside of his
thigh and speaking softly, and then try again after a minute. He may just need
a moment to get used to it.

Don't force him to lie down to fondle him. Some will allow that, but it's not a
natural sexual function or posture. You're enforcing a submissive posture,
which is not sexual to him. This may confuse him sexually and make it hard for
him to mount you.

As I've said, it is a social posture, and once he's had you and had his head
straight with it, it may be possible to put him like that. Also, some dogs may
be naturally relaxed enough to allow that at the outset. Generally though,
don't push it.

Personally, when I touch my dog, I like him to be standing and I'll be on my
knees or laying on the couch or the bed, just reaching over. It's a posture
that he understands, both with himself and with me.

Eventually, if you stimulate him, his cock will come out. That's pretty much a
reflex. It's supposed to look like that, by the way.

If you're curious there are a lot of pictures available on the net. It's
generally bright red, with a lot of very visible small veins, although some
cocks may have bluish or whitish tones. The tip has a sort of cone, where a
mans has a head. And about two thirds/three quarters of the way down the shaft,
there's a bulge which swells, called the knot. Like men, their appearance and
proportions vary from one individual to the next.

Generally with a normal sized dog, the size I've recommended, it'll be about
human sized. If you're wondering how big they get, it really does vary among
individuals, just like men. As a general, very general, rule, the cock sizes
are reflective of the sizes of the dog breeds, and of the individuals.

When it comes out of the sheath, it won't be erect. They have a bone that
allows them to come out. Their cocks are very sensitive.

Don't grab it like you would a mans. Remember what I said earlier about their
"social sensitivity." Instead, hold it lightly, loosely in your hands. You can
move up and down, again holding it loose.

Squeeze it gently and it will become erect. Dogs seem to prefer squeezing to
stroking. If you want to stroke, remember to stroke very lightly, and use short
caressing strokes. Think of stroking a cat, rather than stroking a cock. And
lick your palm or your fingers while stroking, so as to avoid friction.

Some like to be squeezed around the tip, some around the knot. Their most
sensitive areas seem to be just short of the tip, directly in front of and
directly behind the knot. Behind the knot you can squeeze hardest. Some like
the squeezing motion to move up or down the cock. But no matter where you
squeeze, start very light, and gradually increase the pressure in a series of
little squeezes or pulses, like a slow heartbeat or a throb.

Personally, I like to move from the front to the knot in a series of little
pulse squeezes, increasing in strength each pass, almost like fucking.
Sometimes, I'll use two hands, one moving, the other at the back of the knot.

Again, explore him. Watch carefully, see what he likes and do it. After a few
times, you'll have a good idea of what he responds to best.

Playing with his cock gets him used to your touch, and it gets him to associate
your presence, and your touch with arousal. It also lets you see how he behaves
with arousal. This is important, because you want to have a working grasp of
his behaviour. You don't want to be shocked or frightened. You want a good
experience, not a scary or tense one.

And for the same reason, it also gets you used to and comfortable with his
cock. It's important to see it as sexy or hot, rather than strange. You should
be comfortable with it, not freaked.

The texture should be smooth, like latex. If it feels grainy or gritty, you may
want to clean him with a soft wet cloth. Again, short light strokes, like
licking.

You can make him come in your hand. There's no secret, just explore, do what
comes naturally. He'll hump in your hand, before he comes. I'd recommend you
make him come with your hand before you fuck him. It'll show you what his come
is like and how he comes.

Dogs have a lot of precome, it leaks like a runny nose. Don't worry, it's
normal. When they come, they come a lot, in heavy squirts or gushes. It's hot
compared to human semen, and it's salty, sometimes metallic. It's thin and
runny compared to humans. The taste will vary depending on what they've been
eating. Feel free to taste it.

When very aroused, dogs will go still. They'll walk stiff legged and
deliberate. Movements will be sudden and jerky, but they won't bite. They'll
sometimes whine or whimper, but seldom bark.

You'll find as they grow more and more aroused their attention focuses on you
with almost frightening, or exciting concentration. It feels like terrorists
could break down the door or the building might burst into flame and he
wouldn't pay attention to anything but you. There really is nothing like that
focused attention, and I find it very arousing. If you're not aware of it, you
may find it disconcerting.

Try to be aroused yourself when you play with him like this. Try to masturbate
with him. It's a good for him to associate his arousal to the smell of your
own. It's a good association for the both of you to make.


* Sucking Him *

Personally, I think blowing your dog is one of those things like bungee
jumping. You do it for the experience of having done it. You don't necessarily
do it because it's that great a time. That said I've talked to women who are
really into it and enjoy it a lot.

There doesn't really seem to be any good position to do it in. Sometimes you
can have them lay down and do it like that, that's a submissive posture and
goes against the grain unless he's well trained. Usually, they like to be
standing, so unless you have him standing on a table, which itself is awkward,
you have to be crouching or laying for it.

Their cocks are flexible at their base, so you can pull it out to the side, or
even pull it back through their legs to face the opposite direction. Basically,
experiment, see what he likes and see what's not too uncomfortable for you.

Dogs don't have the psychological power fetish thing that men do about getting
their cocks sucked. And it's not a natural behaviour for them, so if you're
doing it, you're doing it for yourself. Generally, he won't seek it, although
he will enjoy it.

I don't recommend sucking him to orgasm, or at least, don't do it too often.
Especially early in the relationship, there's a danger of creating the wrong
association or connection. Remember, he's learning to perceive and relate to
you as a sexual being. Don't teach him that satisfaction comes from your mouth,
or he may have trouble realizing that you have a cunt.

If you're sucking him, he may start to hump. That's usually a sign that he's
ready to mount you. Humping is natural behaviour and dogs don't usually have
the control to remain still for oral sex like men. So his inclination will be
to hump or fuck your face. My dog has humped my face to orgasm, it makes my
throat sore. Also, watch out for his come, there's a lot of it. So much that
the first time he came in my mouth, I choked and snorted it out my nose.

A word of caution. Do not, I repeat, do not use your teeth. Their cocks are
very very sensitive and you can cause them pain easily. Also, they tend to be
extremely sensitive about that area. They sniff each other there, which means
they make themselves vulnerable to each others jaws and teeth, so they can be
quite nervous or cautious about it. The will definitely not like being bitten
or nibbled or scraped the way you might do a man.

Also, and this is for your benefit, never deep throat so far that you have his
knot inside your mouth. Trust me, the knot inside your mouth is not a good
idea.

When playing sexually with him, I do put his cock in my mouth though, for ten
to thirty seconds at a time, not long enough to really be awkward or to be
humped. And I like to lick his shaft and his knot, which is almost natural for
him. I like that, oral sex with your dog should be play, not work.


* Some Basic Facts about Fucking With Him *

Others have written some very good sex guides and manuals for having sex with
dogs. I would recommend that you look them up and read them. They're written by
knowledgeable men and women as or more experienced than myself, and they're
very helpful. My purpose here is to add to these other manuals, not repeat
them. I will offer some things that I think are important to be aware of.

Firstly, Dogs are powerful animals. They're built to go from zero to forty-five
miles an hour, or sixty kilometers, from a standing start. They're built to run
marathons. They're built to chase down and kill deer, caribou, buffalo and
moose, animals up to ten times their size. They're built to out-corner and
catch rabbits, agile animals a tenth their size. They're strong enough to drag
twenty or thirty times their own weight.

Their strength, their speed is in their spine. If you've ever seen one run flat
out, you can see their spine bending and arching like a metronome, like a steel
spring delivering power and push.

When they fuck, all that power, that steel spring spine arching and bending and
pushing, all that goes into fucking you. It's intense, frantic, furious and
incredible. It's a real experience and for a first time, you can never be
completely prepared for it. But hopefully, knowing this, you won't be totally
surprised.

This, by the way, is why I don't recommend starting with dogs that outweigh
you. Aside from the size of their cocks, it's the intensity of their fucking.
If you outweigh him, then you have inertia on your side. If he outweighs
you....

Dogs don't have foreplay, not like we understand it, and they don't start slow.
So, it's important to be ready.

Don't fuck him, don't present for mounting, or let him climb or mount, until
you're absolutely ready. You should be totally wet and ready. You should want
it. Ache for it. You should be able to taste your orgasm off in the distance,
minutes away. You should be unable to think about anything but his cock.

And if you aren't sure, then you aren't ready. Period. I want this to be a good
experience for you, and to have it be good, you should be completely committed
to it. Some people say the best way to learn to swim is by jumping into the
deep end and either thrashing or drowning. I don't think that works here.

The usual position, and the most natural and comfortable for them, is doggy
style. Basically, on your hands or elbows and knees, with your rump in the air.
On elbows, you're much closer to their *play* posture. I've done both, either
works. Whatever feels most comfortable between you and him.

To let him know you're ready to be mounted doggy style, wave your ass from side
to side, or up and down. This is similar to a bitch's movements, and their eyes
focus on motion. Doggy style is not good if you don't want to take the knot, or
you want more control.

Face to face is the other major position. Their legs don't bend right, so you
have to get your butt at about the right elevation for their cocks. Usually, by
laying or slouching with your ass on or half off a bed, couch or sofa chair. In
this position your body is bent forward, so it's much easier to reach down and
hold and touch, and because it's more awkward and less natural, I find they
don't thrust as hard. On the other hand, you can see it going into you, and
that is major hot and freaky.

It is a sort of natural position in that it's usually the position, or an
extension of the position you're often in when he's licking you, so assuming
he's hard, all you have to do is draw him forward. You can do this by bending
forward and blowing softly in his face, usually they'll stretch and try and
lick you, or by pulling him gently (don't pull if he resists), or by calling
him. Then as he climbs up you, reach down for his cock and just lead him in.

It's important to work with him, not against him. Go with his behaviour rather
than trying to cut across it. Trying to force him to mount or fuck can confuse
and upset him. If he's not mounting you, don't grab his forelegs and try and
pull him into a mount, at best it won't work. At worst, it may provoke
aggressive fear or anger reactions, squealing, barking, even biting. And it may
discourage him from every trying to mount because of the bad association.

So, sometimes the face to face approach actually works better, by developing or
carrying forward a natural or comfortable behaviour.

I have another, example. By and large, dogs won't allow you to mount on top of
them, with them on their back. On their back is submissive/surrender posture
and it's pretty inconsistent with sexuality or sexual arousal for them. But a
few dogs can or will become aroused and mountable on their backs. Collies are
known for this, but other breeds have done it. Dogs that do, seem to be almost
completely nonaggressive, and have a lot of trust, either generally or in their
human. If you'd like to explore this avenue, be very very careful and very
patient. If it's not easily apparent in them, it may well be something they
simply cannot be taught, accept that.

I had a girlfriend though, who had literally mistakenly trained her boxer to
accept blow jobs on his back. This was to the extent that when he wanted or was
ready, he'd roll on his back inviting her. He also showed no interest in
mounting her whatsoever. I wasn't surprised, she had effectively trained him
out of it.

Our best efforts to encourage him to mount didn't work. But, we finally got him
to have actual sex with her, when she extended the comfortable sex pattern
they'd established of him on his back and her sucking his cock, to her mounting
him and taking him in her that way. Once she was doing that, things flowed and
went more normally.

The trick was to work with his sexuality and sexual experience, by extending
behaviour, mounting him, rather than by trying to impose a brand new behaviour,
mounting her, out of the blue. Your progress should be natural and should flow
from what you and he are doing and understanding.

Finally, their cocks are flexible enough at the base to point backwards through
their legs. It's how they can turn around and go butt to butt while inside a
bitch. It's never been for me, but some people will turn them around to suck or
fuck them, and because it's more visible it's popular for porn. It might be
easier to suck that way, but you're not going to get much real action fucking.
You're basically using him as a dildo, a service to neither of you. Maybe if I
got into it, I'd like it. Right now, I just don't see the point.

A word about the knot. Don't be scared by the pictures on the net. The knot
swells up around the time of the dogs coming. Before that, it's smaller. The
pictures are almost always in its swollen state, because, for porn purposes,
that's more photogenic.

The knot is designed, for dogs, to swell up and lock or tie the bitches vagina
when he comes, so his sperm will congeal and impregnate her. It'll keep her
tied for ten or twenty minutes. You have seen, or seen pictures, of dogs
knotted together. A male dogs cock is flexible enough at its base to allow the
dog to turn around so they're butt to butt.

We, however, are built differently than bitches. We can take fists, and pass
baby's, not easily, but we can do it. So the thing to remember is that we can
handle it. The knot cannot damage us.

The knot is normally a bulge or lump on the penis, and it's not that bad.
You'll feel it going in, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable or painful. It will
swell when it's inside you and he's coming. You can feel that, but it won't
hurt or damage you. Most of the discomfort comes from large objects forcing
their way in or out, swelling inside you is much easier.

The dogs urge will be to shove the knot in, and have it inside when he comes so
that it will swell. If you don't want it, then you should hold it or place your
thumb and forefinger against your vagina to keep it out. Or hold the knot
itself, just wrap your fingers around it, or the front of it, and keep your arm
loose so you don't interfere with the natural motion.

If it does go in DON'T PANIC. The first time I was with a dog, I didn't know
anything, the knot went in, and all of a sudden, it started to swell. I
freaked, went tense, and tightened up. Other women who've been new have also
reported that the first feeling of having the knot swell inside them has been
scary and disorienting. It's a unique sensation and can be unnerving if you
aren't ready. The bottom line is, DON'T PANIC, RELAX, TAKE DEEP BREATHS. It
cannot damage you, and it'll subside naturally and come out painlessly on its
own after a few minutes.

Don't try to take it out when it's swollen. At the very least, it will be
uncomfortable, and can be painful or almost impossible to do. Remember, inside
you, you're built to handle it.

Will you tie like a bitch? Not necessarily. It depends on the size of the
woman, and of the dog, and whether the woman has given birth. Obviously, small
women will tie more easily. Big dogs will tie more easily. Small dogs and big
women will tie less easily. A woman who's given birth a few times may find it
difficult to tie. With some dogs, the knot is a little further back on the
shaft than others, this will affect how easily it will go in, or whether it
goes in.

Some dogs will remain still when the knot is in and swollen. These are very
good dogs. Others will try to turn around, to be butt to butt. This can be
pretty disconcerting. They're flexible enough, but I don't know if we are in
every occasion.

Some, a very obnoxious few, will want to move around all over the place. That
means they'll pull the knot out, which can be uncomfortable, or if you're
really tied, will try to drag you. Trust me, not fun. If you've been watching
him carefully as you've played with him, you may have some idea of whether
he'll be like this. If he's a rover, either have someone to keep him steady, or
have a leash handy or have him tied to something.

When I take the knot I've sometimes tied. Sometimes not. When I haven't tied,
I've found it at least uncomfortable to take it out, and like to leave it until
it subsides naturally. Some women take the knot, some don't. It's a matter of
choice and a point of pride.

Finally, some notes. They do not bite during sex, or before or after sex as a
general rule. If there is biting before or after, then something is seriously
wrong, either with his personality, or with how you've handled him. But as a
general rule, you needn't worry about biting.

You can worry about drooling. It doesn't always happen, but it can, it's icky
and harmless. They also really like to lick you after sex, it's a strong part
of their social/sexual behaviour. Trust me, it's not fatal, and can even be
comfortingly affectionate.

The most serious risk is scratching, from claws or dew claws. Some dogs are not
bad and hardly scratch. Others are restless, seem to have no idea where to put
their feet, or squirm a lot, and will scratch a lot. When in sex play with him,
watch him carefully to see how restless he is in arousal. See about having the
claws clipped. And vets can remove the dew claws without really injuring him.
If it's a problem, the usual solution is to put golf club sleeves or heavy
woolen socks on his front legs and keep them in place with tape or rubber
bands.


* Anal Sex *

The trouble with dogs and anal is that they're basically one speed. They don't
give it to you easily and slowly. So if you have no anal experience, or have
been uncomfortable with it, and try it with a dog, it's going to be bad.

My advice is that you shouldn't even think of anal with canines unless you are
familiar, relaxed and have learned to enjoy it with humans. Only if you are
very cool with it normally, should you consider this.

With anal, my impression is that they fuck less rapidly, more slowly but also
they push harder. It's like they're shifting gears. In that position, you have
less control, and less ability to keep the knot out, if they can force or push
it in.

As to having him do anal, usually you should place him there yourself. Once he
feels your entrance, he will simply push. The other option, if he can find your
vagina easily and you enjoy it, is to simply cover your vagina with your hand,
and as he thrusts, he'll find you.

You should, of course, use lubrication. However, remember to use an organic
based lubricant. Dogs lick, themselves and you, and a petroleum or artificial
lubricant can make them sick. Use a lot of it, and use it liberally beforehand.
You won't get an opportunity to reapply in the middle of sex. Remember that you
are responsible for your own foreplay, and you'll also be responsible for
relaxing and readying yourself, because he will simply mount and thrust.

If he gets his knot in you, with anal sex, you will definitely tie, no
question. You will be locked on until his knot goes down, and whether it lasts
a long time or not, I guarantee it will *feel* like a long time. The knot will
feel extra big back there, and it might be outright painful. On the other hand,
you may also experience intense pleasurable sensations as the knot presses on
your g spot. You can feel him inside your ass, by putting your fingers in your
vagina, it's a startling and potentially arousing sensation. For that matter,
you can feel his knot in your vagina, by sliding a finger up your ass.

Never use a giant dog, like a dane, unless you are very experienced with this
aspect of K9 sex. You can be injured. If you want to try this kind of sex, use
a more normal sized dog, like a shepherd or a lab. As a final note, I've never
heard anything to suggest that doing anal is bad for them, their health or
their cocks. I would recommend that you wash their cocks afterwards with a soft
wet cloth to ensure they're clean.


* After Sex *

All right, here's the big question. What happens after you've had sex with him.

Will he try and mount you while you're having tea with your mom? That could be
embarrassing. Will he try to dominate you, growl when you kick him off the
couch, piss on your clothes or your furniture to mark his territory? That
sounds like new dog time.

Generally, that should not happen. A stable, sane well adjusted dog will expand
his world view to encompass sex with you, without fucking everything else up.

This, by the way, is one of the reasons why I don't recommend sex with immature
dogs, an emotionally immature dog may not be able to make the proper
adjustments. You'll recall I recommended two years when sexual maturity comes
at a year and a half. I'd give extra time for emotional maturity.

But having sex with your dog is a big deal, for him as well as you. It
fundamentally changes or adds dimensions to the way he thinks about you.
Suddenly, you're a sexual being, a sexual partner, and more than that, you're
someone that he relates to emotionally... literally... as another dog, or what
he considers a person. You've moved outside the category of human, and into the
category of 'people' for him.

His relationship with you should be largely the same. But his approach to
others may change. He may become much more aggressive to others, other dogs or
humans, around you. He may become especially more aggressive towards human
males. He may become aggressive towards you, or possessive, if he feels that
you're making or responding to sexual overtures to others. This could include
hugging, kissing, dancing or even hanging out.

Usually, this is just a short lived phase he goes through as he sorts things
out emotionally. Don't worry too much.

You should not respond to this behaviour, or respond to it negatively. By that
I mean, do not allow his behaviour to change your behaviour. If he gets too
aggressive, a rap on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, a stern "bad dog",
tie him up, or take away some treats, to let him know clearly this his
behaviour is unacceptable. Clear messages delivered quickly, should help him
figure things out.

Do not reinforce his bad behaviour. Don't give him the impression that it will
work, because this will just give him bad ideas and make them hard to
eradicate. For instance, if he doesn't like you dancing with a man or kissing
one, and you stop when he growls or acts threatening, he gets several bad
messages. One is that you're his private bitch. Another is that he can control
your behaviour and the behaviour of others. This will make him hard to deal
with, outside the bedroom.

Some people talk about dogs being oriented towards dominance and submission.
That's sort of true, for dogs, humans and lots of animals. I don't like to use
the term in a sexual context because it sort of confuses things with S&M and
B&D. For the record, I do not trust B&D or S&M games using dogs unless people
are very careful, dogs do not and cannot understand B&D and S&M and so there's
the possibility for things to go badly wrong.

Basically, like men, dogs are happiest when they know what the rules are and
where they stand with you.

Sexually and otherwise the worst thing you can do, with dogs or men, is to
respond inappropriately. If your relationship with your dog, or your dog's
personality begins to go bad after sex, it's because, in part you're giving him
the wrong messages. So be strong and be firm. He'll appreciate it, and you'll
both be happier.

Generally, the sanest thing to do, is to simply carry on normally. Don't treat
him any different outside the bedroom. He'll realize "well, we've had sex, but
nothing else is different" and act accordingly. His behaviour will be normal,
and you'll both live happily ever after.

The most reassuring thing, is this that generally, male dog's sexuality is
reactive. They're ready to go anytime. But obviously, as pack animals, they
have lives to live, things to do.

So as a rule, they only become aroused and interested in sex when they get the
right signals. With bitches it's first the scent, and then it's the posture,
whimpering and body language. But dogs are flexible, so they can get to
understand and react to a new set of signals from you. You should offer him
consistent cues for when you want sex with him, for instance, keep it to one
room, or if you wear lingerie, always the same lingerie, things like that.
You'll find you naturally develop, but should also be aware of and careful to
develop, specific body language.

You may find he may become more eager, and more easily aroused around the time
of your period, or immediately before or after. Or he may be more excited if
you're making love with a man or a woman. In either case, be firm, and usually,
if he doesn't get the other signals he'll figure it out.

In their natural lives, dogs are highly social creatures. And sex is a social
activity. Dogs and wolves, in their natural behaviour will grasp that there's
proper times and places for sex, and public sex is not a good idea. Among
wolves, dominant males and females attempt to police and prevent other wolves
sexual behaviour to consolidate their position as the breeding pair. Less
dominant animals, in order to get any action at all, have to seek out what
behaviourists have come to call "the sneaky fuck."

For the record, rape or sexual aggression is not natural to them. Among humans,
males are generally a third larger than females, with, pound for pound, half
again the upper body strength. So, unfortunately, rape makes sense for humans.
For canines, the female is fully as large as the male, pound for pound as
strong or stronger, equally dangerously equipped, and without the disadvantage
of soft, sensitive external dangling genitals. So don't worry about your dog
becoming or being a rapist, won't happen.

What sexually oriented aggression does emerge tends to show up as hostility
towards rivals, either directed against the rival men or dogs themselves, or
directed towards you to discourage you from interest in rival men or dogs. I've
talked about this earlier, it's bad behaviour, don't accommodate it, don't
tolerate it, don't put up with it. He'll generally accept the rules that you
set firmly.

But as a general rule, a sane, stable healthy dog, will not embarrass you by
mounting you in front of mom, but will wait patiently for you to get rid of the
old biddy, and strip and get on the floor.

What about all those dogs you've heard of or seen that hump your leg? I think
dogs like that are experiencing behavioural misfires. I don't think they fully
understand the sex act or their own sexuality, and are acting out urges that
they don't quite grasp.

Generally, a sexually knowledgeable and experienced dog, even one who's
experience is humans, will not do that. He knows where your pussy is and what
to do with it.


* Your Emotions *

Generally, I find that women who do it, fall into two categories. Women who
wanted to do it, thought about it, and went for it. And women who sort of
drifted into it, without really seeking it out.

The first category I think, tend to be pretty cool with it. They've thought
about it, and sorted most of it out. The second category may have to go through
some soul searching to sort it out.

I think that any real sex can have emotional consequences. Dogs are not
mindless horny sex machines, and neither are we. We have feelings about what we
do. Doing K9 sex, especially the first time, can be hugely powerful, both
physically and emotionally. It is one of the ultimate social taboos.

Often, when you're getting into it, you may find your emotions going yo yo. You
may feel wildly elated at points, at having done this amazing thing. You may
also find yourself feeling shame, guilt, self recrimination. You may have an
overpowering urge to talk about it. Kubler Ross wrote about stages of dying,
denial, bargaining, rage, depression and acceptance. These are universal
stages, everyone goes through in accepting the reality of dying. I find though,
that they apply to everything from stubbing the toe on up.

You may find your emotions rolling through the stages, you may initially not
feel much denial of the event or its emotional reality, or elation. Then you'll
decide it was ok, but you won't do it again, or you'll do it under specific
circumstances, bargaining with yourself. You may find yourself getting randomly
angry, blowing up at your husband/boyfriend, at the dog, seething at yourself.
You can spill into guilt, agonizing over what you've done, shame over
transgression, or betrayal of people around you, in depression. Finally, you
work it out and you're okay with it.

For most of us, one way or the other, this is something that we come to and
consent to. So perhaps the soul searching isn't as bad. For some of us, I think
we go through much of it before it happens.

I'm not a therapist. I did the yo yo thing when it happened to me. I don't have
all the answers. What I will say, is that you are the same person you always
were. No one can see it in your face, you don't suddenly become nothing more
than a dogfucker. You are who you've always been. What you've done, this
doesn't change your good and bad qualities. This act, this activity, will not
and does not define who and what you are. Remember that, and if it's rocky,
cling to that. You'll see the truth in it.

If you find yourself angry, don't take it out on the dog. He just won't
understand what's going on or why. For that matter, try not to take it out on
your husband or anyone else you're keeping a secret from.

If you need to tell someone, try the internet where you'll at least have
anonymity and can meet people who've done the same things. I've found meeting
and knowing other women who've shared this experience to be immensely
comforting, even through cyberspace.

Don't surrender to guilt. It is not abuse. A dog is not a child, he is an
adult, physically, emotionally and sexually mature being who can and does make
choices. They are capable of entering into sex on their own with other dogs.
It's ridiculous to argue that they have a capacity to decide to do it with each
other but not with us.

Trust me, anyone who tries to force a dane, or lab or shepherd into unwanted
sex is risking losing an arm or more delicate part. They can and will defend
themselves.

And as for the 'wrongness' of it. This causes no harm to the dog, or to you,
except for abstract metaphysical pretend injuries to soul or dignity. There is
no victim. There are a lot of things where people are hurt this is not one of
them.

It's a line that society draws. I've used banana's and cucumbers. Is it
fundamentally different to put a fruit or vegetable into your vagina than a dog
cock? Both are or were living things. Both are reproductive organs. I mean,
this sounds stupid. But give it some thought, what rationally is the difference
that makes dogs the worse act?

On the scale of wrongness, how do we compare to Nazi concentration camp guards,
war criminals, serial killers? What about rapists, or armed robbers? Are we
better or worse than white collar criminals who loot savings and loans and wipe
out the life savings of thousands of elderly people? Where does this stand on a
scale that includes bullies and hatred, meanness and jealousy and spite and the
thousand petty cruelties that we inflict to hurt each other.

Do these things justify or excuse what we do? I don't know. All I know is that
despite what I do, I do not feel like a bad person. I try to help people, try
to love, I do my best. What I do, does not change that. At the end of the day,
I look into the mirror, and it's only me.

So I guess, recognize that this thing has emotional consequences, or an
emotional side to it, and deal with it as best you can. You will be all right.


* Final Notes: Disease and Pregnancy *

When I started, I worried about this a lot. Could I catch something from him? I
didn't think I could get pregnant, but I wasn't sure. And it's not like there's
a lot of solid information out there on the subject.

I've researched it as best I can, asked circumspect questions of vets and
doctors, and talked to people who seemed knowledgeable. I'm no Doctor, my
information isn't perfect. It's simply the best I've been able to find or
conclude from a subject that's difficult to research or inquire about. Take it
for what it's worth.

Firstly, you can't get pregnant. I phoned or visited several doctors and vets
pretending it was a school Project on mythological creatures and asked about
Hybrids.

Wolves and dogs can successfully interbreed, they're closely related species.
You also get Zebra/Horse crosses, Horse/Donkey crosses and Lion/Tiger crosses.
In all cases, the species are quite closely related. As far as humans go, you
might possibly get a chimp/human crossbreed but that's it, and no one has ever
heard of one of those.

Chemically, genetically and biologically, it is impossible to be pregnant from
doing it with a dog. The ova is surrounded by a mucus layer which does not just
stop but kills the wrong kinds of cells, including sperm from another species.
The ova or egg membrane thickness is set for human sperm. Dogs and humans have
different numbers of chromosomes, so the two DNA chains wouldn't link up. And
the species are so genetically distinct from each other that it just isn't
possible.

What about diseases? Well AIDS was the easiest to find out about. I figured
that AIDS was carried in the blood and saliva as well. So, I went around asking
if you could get AIDS from a dog bite, or from being licked. Or if my dog bit
an AIDS victim, could he get it or carry it. I got laughed at a lot. Basically,
AIDS is entirely human specific, other animals, with the possible exception of
Chimps just don't get it. Other animals may have similar viruses, but we don't
get theirs and they don't get ours. There's a feline version of AIDS for
instance, but like I said, that only affects cats.

So, your dog can't catch it or carry it or give it to you. I've kept an eye out
since then for any report of canines carrying, getting or transmitting the AIDS
virus. There are so many middle class pet owners that it would probably be big
news. Nothing so far.

This also seems to be the case with other venereal diseases. Herpes, Chlamydia,
Gonorrhea and Syphilis. Or most diseases in general. We just don't get theirs,
and they just don't get ours. I've heard one person claim their dog got
gonorrhea from a human, but I don't think that's a credible report.

There is such a thing as cross species infection, and there is evidence of
diseases having moved back and forth between humans and animals like horses.
However, most cross species infection is with wild animals and humans. With
domesticated animals, anything that would cross has tended to cross early in
domestication, or as they were introduced.

Dogs have been with us, universal to just about every human population on the
planet for at least 20,000 years. Anything they could catch from us, or we
could catch from them has moved a long long long time ago. We seem pretty safe
from each other these days.

So what can you get? There are a few risks that I've been able to find out
about.

You can catch a human venereal disease from sex with a dog, if the dog has
recently had sex with an infected human. Within a day or two say. Bacteria or
viruses from the infected human may survive on the comparatively safe moist
environment of the surface of his cock in the sheath for a short time. He can't
be infected, but if they're still alive when he has sex with you, they may be
passed on. You can guard against this by avoiding "swingers dogs" who have sex
with several women. Or by washing his cock, antibacterial soap is recommended,
to make sure he's clean.

Also, if the dog has had sex with you or another human with a yeast infection,
it may survive on him and get passed to you. A yeast infection is irritating
but not dangerous, and easily treatable for both of you. If he has it, the
irritation will make him lick himself a lot more than usual. To find out, check
his cock under his sheath, or inside his sheath, for a yellowish build up. For
you and him the solution is Monostat. The other solution, as before, is to
avoid "swingers dogs." This, by the way, is the only genuine instance of anyone
getting anything from their dog that I've actually heard of.

Certain wide ranging diseases may be sexually transmissible and affect both
species. Lyme disease, which is caught from deer ticks may be transmitted
through bodily fluids such as saliva, and would seem to me to be sexually
transmissible. However, you can catch Lyme disease yourself, walking through
the woods.

Rabies is found in and can be contracted through blood and saliva, so I'm
willing to bet you could get it through semen. Rabies is comparatively rare and
outbreaks are usually well publicized. There is a treatment for it, for humans,
but it's fatal one way or the other for dogs. Again, as with lyme disease, no
one is going to assume that you'd have caught it sexually.

There may be a few other things, funguses, or things like hantavirus that will
affect both of us. In these cases, however, there doesn't seem to be much if
any literature of it being passed between our two species. We usually get it
independently from the same source. Hantavirus is an airborne, usually
transmitted from mice or mouse droppings. It isn't normally seen to transmit
through bodily fluids, or oral or genital contact. I mean, listen, we don't
seem to give hantavirus to each other by sexual contact.

Generally, while there are common illnesses, they seem rare in the population,
and they don't tend to transmit sexually, or if they can, there are so many
other vectors no Doctor or Vet is going to say to themselves "hmmm this woman
*must* have had sex with her dog to catch this." You're secret is safe.

If your dog is not going on long nocturnal rambles through the wilderness,
you've probably got nothing to worry about on either count. Overall, I'd say
keep him at home for safety. As a general rule, I'd say that risk of disease is
nil.

Dogs have an intestinal parasite in their bowels, it's pretty normal and
harmless for them, but in humans it could be very nasty. Literally eat the
lining of your intestines. Also, parasites like worms, such as tapeworms can
cross species. Worms and other parasites are mainly in the bowels, so avoid
genital or oral contact with their anuses, don't stick your tongue in their
asshole, and don't indulge in scat practices and you'll be okay. If you do,
wash immediately or as soon as possible.

Other parasites? Well, you can get fleas. But that's really a matter of hygeine
for both of you.

As far as hygeine goes, I'm told that dogs are very clean. I've heard in a
couple of different places, that their penises are actually two or three times
cleaner and more bacteria free than men's penises. How you'd find something
like that out in the first place is completely beyond me, so I can't vouch for
it one way or the other. I've just heard it that's all.

I've also heard that dog's mouths are very clean, especially compared to human
mouths. They have much less bacteria, and their saliva kills bacteria. This
makes sense, as their mouths are more open than ours, our mouth cavity is like
a pocket, a much more hospitable place for germs. I'm also told that dog's
saliva kills a lot of bacteria and viruses, so when they're licking wounds or
sores, it's actually helping them to heal. This also makes some sense to me, as
natural carnivores and scavengers, their juices all the way to the stomach
would be a lot stronger. Saliva would have to be strong because food particles
around their mouths could become very rotten and toxic. Again, I can't vouch
for it, but it seems to make some sense.

Finally, there's a very rare possibility that some women may be allergic to the
proteins in dog semen. I've not actually heard of any cases of this, but I
don't think it's the sort of thing anyone advertises. I talked to a breeder
once who was allergic to bull semen, if any got on his skin the area would
break out in a rash. And I read once of a woman who was allergic to human
semen.

How do you know if you're allergic. Well, you should be able to find out before
you have sex with him. Jerk him off. If it gets on your skin, and your skin
becomes puffy, itchy, inflamed, or gets a rash, you may have an allergic
reaction going. In which case, I certainly don't recommend having him come
inside you. But, there are such things as condoms and I've seen some pictures
of a dog wearing one.

You should, of course, ensure that your dog is healthy. Make sure he's checked
by the vet from time to time, make sure that he has his shots and pills for
worms. If it's a strange dog always check his penis to make sure it looks
normal and there's nothing odd.

Anyway, this is the best I've been able to find out about the subject. I can't
guarantee it, but it's the state of the art so far as I know.


* Conclusion *

Anyway, that's about it. My purpose in writing this guide was to help you
understand sexuality and the sex act from the dog's viewpoint, to understand
his nature and outlook, so that your experience will be positive. I've strayed
from that a little, into areas that I think are also important.

A lot of this, you will find, will flow naturally. Your encounter with him
should proceed easily and comfortably and can easily go all the way
effortlessly your first time with him. If you experience problems, hopefully
this may help you to understand what's going wrong.

I think you'll also find that your encounter can be a process of discovery. Of
getting to know him and yourself. Of new sensations and new experiences. Don't
look at this guide as a final word, but rather, as a starting point, a place to
begin a strange, wonderful adventure.

Good luck and enjoy each other.

Danielle

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