****** What I Did on My Vacation by Nate LaPlume ******
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What I Did on My Vacation


I waited all morning for the fucking orthopedic surgeon to show up. I wanted to
get the hell out of the hospital, the sooner the better. My knee still hurt,
but the pain pills that the nurses brought gave a mild buzz that made it easy
to pass the time.

"There you are, Mr. LaPlume. Your x-rays look fine and we shall send you to a
Nursing Home," Dr. Chadaranda spewed, in his Gunga Din accent, as he entered/
exited the room.

"Hey, wait a second!" I shouted, as he left, "Not a nursing home! Dammit!" He
didn't slow down.

Man was I in a jam. Alone in a strange town, didn't know a soul, except for the
cocktail waitress that I nailed the night before. I couldn't even remember her
last name. It was "Shady Pines" for me, like it or not, the Social Worker said,
since I didn't have anybody to look after me until I was well enough to fly
back to Indianapolis.

"At least Shady Pines is on the water," she added. I looked at the Shady Pines
brochure, feeling old and depressed. One minute I was jogging to check out the
poon on the beach; and the next I was in the E.R. at Ft. Lauderdale Regional
with a torn ligament.

I called Candice, my secretary at Johnson, LaPlume and Bowden to tell her that
I wouldn't be in for a week or two.

"I'll miss you, honey," she cooed. I could have gone for a BJ from Candice
right now. She'd have taken care of me, but noooo! She didn't have enough
vacation time accumulated to accompany me to Florida! Damn benefits package!
Damn you Bill Bowden, you fucking cheapskate!

The ambulance arrived at a quarter past three. Strapped to a stretcher, I
gritted my teeth as we drove up highway A1-A, right past my hotel on the way to
Shady Pines Rehab & Retirement Center. Every bump jarred my knee. I was hurting
and in a bad fucking mood.

The EMTs wheeled me in, down the hall past a lot of gomers sitting, open
mouthed, strapped into their wheelchairs.

"Good afternoon," the Administrator, Ms. Whogivesafuck gushed. "Welcome to
Shady Pines! Ms. Sanchez will get you settled in." Yeah, right.

The EMT's dumped me into a bed. At least I had a private room. Ms.
Whogivesafuck opened the blinds and I checked out the "oceanfront" view: a
dumpster and the 7-11 across the highway. Call me Sysyphus; I was in hell!

It took about 45 minutes for Maria Sanchez, the Cuban Nurses' Aide to come
around to get me settled in. She went over the usual paperwork bullshit and
took my vital signs and a medical history. I couldn't help noticing how well
she was put together, her round ass, and big tits, the nipples made hard by the
too cold A/C...

"Chew wanna TV on?" she asked, in her best Charo accent.

"Sure."

I could smell her aroma. My dick was getting hard as I stared down her blouse
while she searched for the TV remote.

I hadn't eaten since breakfast, so when dinner came, I ate everything, even the
creamed spinach. About 8:30 Maria returned, a concerned look on her face.

"You no move your bowels seence Thursday," she declared. "I give you an enema!"

I was stunned. I hadn't had an enema since my mom gave me one almost 50 years
ago! I was embarrassed, but the thought of an enema to be given by the gorgeous
Maria was a turn on!

She had me turn over onto my left side, which hurt my knee, so she could give
me a "deejital," whatever that was. Maria put on some rubber gloves and as I
turned, I saw her pick up a blue and white tube of lubricating jelly. I forgot
all about my knee when she slid one lubricated finger, then another up my ass
and felt all around. Her fingers probed my prostate several times. "Jus' stay
over. I geeve you the solution an then you ambulate to the 'retroom'. I help
you up."

It all sounded so simple. And I didn't need help getting "up" either! At that
point I could have cracked walnuts with my cock. While Ms. Sanchez filled the
enema bag at the restroom sink, I stared at her caboose. She came back and went
to work, pushing the tube what felt like eight inches up my ass.

I felt the warm water flow into my bowels and before long, I felt an urgent
need to shit coming on.

"You peench, Senor Johnson. I no want me-elda all over in here. I help you up!"
She pulled the tube out of my ass and I felt a little warm fluid seep out, so I
"peenched" as Maria came around and helped me sit up on the side of the bed. I
had forgotten about my hardon until my cock brushed against her hand, or her
hand brushed against my cock, I didn't know which...

Maria brought over the walker and helped me stand up. My cock jutted out in
front, obvious through the thin hospital gown. Maria looked down at my huge,
throbbing hardon. "Muey Grande!" she whispered... "You better hurry up now."

I did my best to hurry, but one can only go so fast on a walker while pinching
your ass cheeks together for dear life. I felt some of the warm water seep out
and run down my leg. I barely made it to the toilet before my insides exploded,
water and shit jetting out into the stool.

Alone in the restroom, I felt like jacking off, but I was afraid Maria might
hear me, or come in. Besides, I hoped that SHE might do the job. I could hear
Ms. Sanchez outside the restroom moving things around, cleaning up, I guessed.
After ten minutes or so she came to the restroom door and knocked twice. I had
finished so she brought in a fresh hospital gown. I stood as she cleaned me up,
then helped me put on the new gown. I saw her sneak a look at my cock, and her
breathing was kind of heavy. She looked up at me. I was grinning and she
grinned back. She leaned hard against me as she tied the gown, and I put my
hand on her ass as she pulled the walker over.

I sat down on the bed and Maria was very gentle as she lifted my bad leg around
and onto the mattress. My cock stood up like a mast and Maria masssaged it
briefly through the hospital gown. She paused and then raised her skirt and
slipped off her panties, first one leg, then the other before laughing and
tossing them across my face. I could feel my cock jerk with every beat of my
heart. I took her panties into my hand and smelled deeply of her musk. I
noticed that the crotch was moist.

Maria swung the door to my room open about 1/3, then pulled the curtain around
my bed. "The door stay open or the Head Nurse, she come to investigate," Maria
whispered breathlessly. She pulled up the gown, and my throbbing cock stood,
beating time with my heart. Maria put her hand around it and gently turned back
the foreskin, revealing the throbbing, reddish-purple head.

She kissed the tip, then tried to get the head into her mouth, but I was way
too big. She settled for licking up and down the shaft, paying extra special
attention to the head. She raised her leg and passed it over my chest, leaving
her cunt, covered with black, Cubana bush, positioned right in front of my
face.

The reddish pink labia stared right at me, mocking my efforts as I leaned up to
get my tongue between them. Every time that I leaned up on my elbows, my knee
hurt like hell. I could see her fluids glistening and smell her cunt just
inches away, when I had a brainstorm...the bed controls! I felt around and
found the control pinned to the pillow. I pressed the "head" button until I
could comfortably lap at her twat.

Maria's moans were muffled as she had my cock head in her mouth. I concentrated
on her clit and the top of her twat just behind the clit until she moaned,
mmmm...mmm...mmmmmmmmm! She paused her cock sucking as she came, then resumed
just as I shot a huge load into her mouth, onto her face and her raven colored
hair. She was shaking and gasping for breath as she rested on top of me.

Maria rested for a minute, then turned around to rest her head on my chest. "I
never doon thees before," she murmured. I kissed her and rubbed her nipples for
a bit, until her breath came again in ragged gasps. My cock was once again
fully erect, and I could feel it resting against the crack of her ass.

I grasped my cock, using it to stroke from her asshole to her cunt. I pushed up
on my elbows until I could get a nipple, I forget which one, into my mouth. In
a few minutes, Maria was moaning and asking for "eet" inside of her. I tried to
turn over to mount her, but my knee hurt too much.

"Lay back," she ordered. "I weel help you!"

Maria raised her hips and used a hand to guide my cock into her cunt,
Lubrication was plentiful, and she absorbed the whole thing inside her eager
cunt. She was careful not to hurt my knee as she slid back and forth, my cock
bending and straitening inside of her. She pushed herself back and forth on my
lap until she began to moan once again, "mmmm...mmmm...mmmmmmmmm!"

I came and was going soft again as she stopped, gasping. She bit my lower lip,
which startled me and I whacked her on the ass. We rested for a few minutes,
then Maria climbed off, clutching a new, clean Shady Pines towel to her crotch.

"Eet feels like I pee my pants!" she chuckled. She cleaned me up next before
returning to work. I still had her panties and kept them under my pillow.
Thinking of Maria, I jacked off during the Tonight Show. Ironically Jay had
Gloria Estefan as his first guest...

The next morning I choked down what I could of breakfast: poached eggs and
toast with prunes, typical Shady Pines Rehab & Retirement Center food. About
ten, an old hag of an Aide, Milda Cohen came in to give me a bath. I took one
look at the coarse hair on her 60 something upper lip and about blew chunks. My
cock remained soft for the whole ordeal.

Maria, as it turned out, worked the 3-11 shift, and we had several erotic
nights after she finished her duties. She gave me a goodbye "quickie" the next
Monday, just before the EMTs came to take me to MIA for the flight back to
Indianapolis.

I think I'll send Ms. Sanchez a thank you card when I get back. She made my
stay at Shady Pines R & R so pleasant.

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