****** A Wednesday with Shirley by Autograph Shirley and Steve Showker ******
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A Wednesday with Shirley


I crossed my legs squeezing my cunt together waiting for an available toilet. I
had been waiting for hours to piss and now a long line! Fuck it! Just fuck it I
thought to myself trotting out of the restroom on my way to my car. When I got
in the car I sat on the soft seat and let my golden river flow! I could not
wait any longer! My piss rushed through my pantyhose and seeped into the car
seat. Now that's relief!

It was a boring Wednesday night so I decided to sit at home and have some alone
time. I settled into the couch with a good book and began to relax. Then it hit
me. A rumbling in my bowels took me out of the books trance. Time to shit! I
didn't want to get up thou. I was still wearing my suit from work and my pissy
pantyhose so I figured why not get the outfit a little more dirty? After
letting loose with a few warm smelly poots I felt a very large piece of shit
start to stretch my dainty butthole. I had to push with everything I had just
to make that giant poop poke its brown head out. Pretty soon I had my knees up
to my chest with my legs wide open trying to push that monster out. "Come on
you son of a bitch!" I yelled in between grunts. It didn't want to come out! I
reached between my legs and ripped my pantyhose open at the crotch. With one
hand I pulled my asshole open and with the other I gripped the poop and began
pulling it out. This bastard was huge! I could barely fit my hand around it!
Finally it was all out and I held the steamy prize in my hand. It was about
nine inches long and almost three inches wide! This display was a keeper! I was
so proud of it so I laid it down on the coffee table next to the couch and
admired it. After staring at the poop for a while I went back to my book. I was
so into the book that I didn't realize something was amiss. Looking over at the
table I realized that my beautiful shit was gone! Stolen! I checked the floor
and it was nowhere. Then I saw the culprit. My dog Gnani had stolen my poop and
was devouring it in the corner of the room! At first I was mad but then I
thought to myself, "Shirley, you are getting mad over a piece of shit!" I
giggled and let him have at it. I finished the book and went to the kitchen to
make some dinner. I stuffed myself full so I could have a large crap in the
morning.

The alarm woke me and I just laid there for a while. My mind went back to the
monster crap I had taken last night and I hoped I could make another beauty
like that before work. After having a few cups of coffee I went to the bathroom
to get ready for work. While I was in the shower washing my hair I felt the
rumbling. No gas thou, that made me sad. That is one of the true pleasures of
life, a nice healthy fart. I got out and dried off. My bowels were telling me
it was time to go so I sat down on the cold seat and waited for my body to
produce the goods. This time I didn't even have to help as a few squishy poops
erupted from my hole. I reached down and rubbed at my poopy butthole, squishing
soft poo all around my opened hole. Pretty soon I was horny so I finished my
shit and laid on the bathroom floor stroking my hard clit. I still has poo on
my finger from my butthole rubbing so I rubbed it all over my nipples. Soon my
nipples were painted brown and I was on the verge of coming. My hips bucked in
ecstasy and I had a mind blowing orgasm on the tile floor. I got dressed for
work and left my nipples covered in filth so I could feel good all day.

The day at work dragged on and I just sat and waited for it to end. Eventually
it ended so I hopped in the car and headed home. On my way I stopped at a store
and bought some ex-lax. Sometimes I like to give myself burning diarrhea and
tonight was one of those nights. I went home and took twice the recommended
amount. In no time I was on the toilet groaning and pushing. I filled up the
bowl with a stinky mess and sat on the tub to admire it. The phone rang so I
had to leave my artwork for a bit. When I came back Gnani was at it again! He
was drinking from my poop filled bowl! "Bad dog!" I yelled. I sat there next to
the bowl and petted him. Maybe he was just a shit lover like me. How bad can
that be? In fact I liked that my dog was so into crap. Woman's best friend! I
leaned my head into the bowl to smell the sweet beauty that is my crap when I
felt Gnani's nose on my dirty butthole. His tongue darted out and tasted my
pucker. I couldn't believe it! He wanted my poo straight from the source, I
figured. I let him lap at my ass while I finger fucked myself, my head still in
the toilet bowl. My orgasm was so big that my asshole contracted causing my to
fart right in Gnani's face! He sneezed and shook his head. It was almost like
he was just shaking it off. The problem was that it smelled so bad that he
didn't want to lick anymore. Gnani left me alone in the bathroom and hid under
the bed. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

autographshirley@hotmail.com

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