****** Seinfeld by Allen Bergmann ******
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Seinfeld


Would love some feedback on the story (bergmann69@yahoo.com).

Jerry and George were sitting in the coffee shop waiting for Elaine. As usual,
they sat down and started talking. "Listen Jerry, how come you don't want to
double with me?"

"Listen George, I don't like to double with you because you start putting on a
ridiculous show. You start thinking you're funny, and frankly your jokes are
pretty boring."

"Hey I tell great jokes!"

"Yeah right."

"Listen Jerry, you should just shut up and double with me."

"George, you don't even have a date!"

"Well I know that, but still."

Suddenly Elaine interrupted their conversation. "Hey you guys! What's up? I
just got back from shopping. I have a date tonight. A great date! Don't you
remember Jerry that doctor friend of mine that I introduced with you to at the
gym?"

"No, not really."

"Damn it Jerry, you're really losing your memory." Elaine always got annoyed
when Jerry forgot something she told him. Oh well, she didn't really care
today. She had a hot date. She moved one of the bags that she brought with her
and reached across the table for a menu.

George noticed her shopping bag and asked her what she bought.

"Oh, I went to Victoria's Secret today."

George's eyes lit up. He loved women's lingerie and he always had a massive
crush on Elaine. He masturbated a million times thinking about her, and he
imagined her in all sorts of lingerie in the past. "You went to Victoria's
Secret?"

"Yeah, I always go get sexy underwear before a big date."

"That's true, you told me once before." Jerry did remember that bit of
information.

"Yeah, I got a really cool g-string that should turn my date on in a huge way
if you know what I mean. The only problem is that I can't really be sure that a
guy will really like it. I mean, I've bought some underwear before that I
really liked but didn't really do it for my date."

"Oh yeah I remember. You bought a ridiculous pair of pink panties one time."

"Hey lay off Jerry I happened to like that pair. Anyway, that's exactly what I
mean. I can't just run out the dressing room and ask a woman for her opinion
you know."

George saw this as a perfect chance. "Well hey Elaine, why don't you wear it
for us. I mean, Jerry's seen you naked before and I'm one of your closest
friends. Besides, you really wouldn't even be naked in front of me."

"Are you crazy George! I'm not standing in front of you too in my panties.
Forget about it."

Jerry had always known about George's love for lingerie and tried to help his
friend out. "Actually Elaine, George does know a lot of lingerie. He showed me
some stuff that he bought for Susan once, and let me tell you it looked pretty
sexy to me."

Elaine looked at Jerry and then George. She started to give in until she got a
mental picture of what the situation would look like and then said, "Forget it
boys." George noticed how she hesitated before she said no and decided to keep
persuading. "Elaine, how don't you remember how I got accepted for that job as
a bra salesman?"

"Yeah."

"Well, how do you think I got the job? I know my lingerie."

Elaine looked over at Jerry and he was bobbing his head. She thought about it
once more and decided to let them judge. "Oh to hell with it. Jerry's seen me
before, and George you're not getting close to me understood?" He nodded his
head in approval. He really couldn't believe it. His dick was already hard just
imaging the potential of what he might see. He might even some pubic hair
through the sides of her panties.

So the three of them ate lunch and went up to Jerry's place. Elaine went into
the bathroom and the guys sat down on the couch. "Listen George move over to
the end of the couch."

"Why?"

"I don't want to look at a semi naked woman with you right next to me."

"Good point." George moved over to the end of the couch. All of a sudden the
bathroom door opened and Elaine came out wearing her T-shirt and a towel around
her waist. "Okay you two, you have to give me your word that this is in the
vault."

"It's in the vault!" Both of them yelled out in unison.

Elaine looked at both of them and said, "Ok." Then she dropped her towel to the
floor. She was wearing a tight black g-string that beautifully exposed her legs
and her ass. "Don't I look great in this?" She turned around to show her night
tight ass. George was trying to look hard to find any sign of her pubic hair,
but she moved around too much and he couldn't really tell. "Ok so you guys
think I look sexy?" As she asked her question she covered herself up with the
towel.

"Oh yes. Definitely Elaine."

The guys had huge bulges in their pants, which Elaine did not fail to notice.
She felt flattered and laughed to herself about it. "Well Jerry, I'm gonna go
put my pants back on."

As Elaine closed the door Jerry and George quickly started talking about the
little show they just received. "Hey wasn't that great George. Did you see the
way her pussy lips were marked up against her panties?"

"NO I didn't see that. Where?"

"Her panties were pulled up a bit too tight. You couldn't see it? Well maybe
its because your side had less light than mine."

"What! You didn't tell me that Jerry! Why didn't you tell me? You've seen her
naked before. You should have thought about me for a little bit."

"Sorry Georgie, I guess I just forgot."

"You forgot? How could you forget?"

Jerry started laughing as he turned on his TV set. George was pissed off. He
couldn't believe that he blew a perfect chance to check out Elaine's pussy. At
the time, Jerry was surfing the channels he came across a news report that
dealt with animal fur and how it was making a big comeback. Jerry yelled at
Elaine so she could come and see the report, "Lanie, CNN says fur is making a
comeback in women's clothing!"

Elaine, who was outraged with the idea, ran out of the bathroom wearing the
panties she was originally was wearing. Her panties were just regular white
bikini briefs, but the front part of them was sheer just up to the tip of her
labia. Elaine was furious as she stared at the TV screen as the news channel
started showing a whole group of women wearing fur coats. Meanwhile, George was
stunned by the sudden turn of events and his eyes were glued towards Elaine's
panties. He could see her pubic hair right through the material. He could
actually see individual strands of hair pressed up against the see-through
material, some of which were actually passing through the fabric. Elaine had
quite a hairpie. She didn't like the idea of shaving all the way because it
just didn't seem natural to her. Besides, she was too lazy to keep doing it on
a regular basis.

During this whole incident Jerry didn't really notice Elaine's outfit because
he was used to seeing her in this state when they dated years ago. So a few
more moments later Kramer barged into the room. "Hey everybody!" Everybody
glanced over at Kramer and waved back. It took Kramer only a few seconds as he
noticed Elaine's state. He glanced at her panties and as usual he decided to
confront his friend with complete honesty. "Listen Elaine you really need a
haircut, pronto."

Elaine was confused.

"What do you mean I need a haircut? I got one yesterday?"

Kramer pointed down towards her waist and responded, "Oh, not there my friend."
Elaine quickly looked down and saw that she forgot to put her pants back on.
"Oh my God! This is so embarrassing!" She instantaneously covered the front
part of her panties with both of her hands and ran into the bathroom. George
was outraged once again and lunged towards Kramer. "Why did you say that for? I
was busy looking!"

"Well my friend she does need a shave."

"No she doesn't. I happen to like the natural look."

"Well the K-man doesn't. I like mine all smooth out. Trust me buddy, once you
go shaved you never look back."

Everybody grew silent as Elaine came out of the bathroom. Her face turned
bright red from all the embarrassment. She got her purse from the table and
waved goodbye to everyone. As she closed the door George and Jerry yelled at
Kramer. "Oh look what you did!"

"What?"

"Now she's never gonna feel comfortable."

"Well of course not. Not with all that hair she's carrying around." And with
those words Kramer left the apartment. Elaine had a terrific night that
evening. Her date was everything she wanted him to be. He was handsome, a great
talker, and tremendous in bed. However, throughout the whole night she kept
thinking about what Kramer has said to her. She had always been proud of her
bush. She knew it was a bit on the thick side, but she felt natural that way.
She felt more like a woman. Anyway, her date didn't say anything about it so at
the time it didn't really matter. It bothered her though that she couldn't talk
about it with anyone. She certainly wasn't going to ask for any more opinions
from Jerry or George. So she thought about confronting Kramer face to face.

The next day she went over to his apartment and asked Kramer to invite her in.
After about 15 minutes of friendly chitchat she couldn't hold it in for much
longer. "Kramer, yesterday you mentioned I needed a haircut between my legs and
its been killing me. Does it really look that bad?"

"Oh yeah! I mean Elaine look, I'll level with you. You're an attractive girl. I
know you haven't had any problems finding you share of men, but you're missing
out on a terrific erotic experience. Many men love women who shave their entire
vagina. It's a big turn on now a days."

"Really? I knew it was popular but I didn't think it would matter that much."

"Well you know I'm not completely selfish. I wouldn't mind if my gal had just a
hint of hair. Now I'm sure you've seen women who just leave a hint of hair just
above the labia region. I mean you go to the gym and see women take showers
don't you? You've also been to a spa. I'm sure you've had to catch a glimpse of
somebody like that."

"Well sure I have, but I always felt men liked a big bush."

"Oh well not anymore honey. I mean for example you've gone down on guys haven't
you?"

Elaine was surprised by Kramer's cool way of asking her such a personal
question. She didn't really want to answer it. However Kramer noticed her
hesitation and asked again so she answered the question.

"Yeah ok I have."

"Now have you ever sucked a man's balls?"

"Kramer! What type of a question is that?"

"Elaine look, you came in here asking me about the way you looked and I'm just
trying to help. Now have you ever sucked a man's balls? You know, lick them, or
put them in your mouth."

Elaine didn't say anything.

"Hey listen, if you don't want my help then"

"Ok yes. I have."

"Good. That's more like it. Now about how many times? Would you say you've done
it many times."

Elaine was extremely embarrassed at this point but she saw that there was no
turning back.

"Yes Kramer a lot. Now would you get to the point?"

"Well, I bet you 90% of the time you were done sucking you had hair inside your
mouth didn't you?"

"Yeah."

"You see! That's no good! A smooth surface offers you a world of intense
pleasure without any of the problems afterwards. I'm telling you Elaine, once a
man has a shaved pussy there's no turning back. I'll tell you what. Take your
panties off and let me look at your situation."

"What! Are you crazy?"

"Now what's the matter? I've seen your nipple. Don't you remember the time I
took a picture of it by mistake?"

"I'm not getting naked here in front of you. There's no way Kramer."

"You mean to tell me you don't trust me? Look if you're embarrassed I can fix
this. Here I'll show you mine and then we're even."

Elaine was in no mood to see Kramer's dick at that moment and she started
begging him to forget the whole situation. She started to head towards when the
door when suddenly Kramer pulls out the most amazing cock she had ever seen. It
was about 12 to 14 inches long and completely limp. The shaft was well
proportioned in width as well. The head had a magnificent pinkish hue. The
sizes of his balls were a perfect match to his penis. Elaine had heard all
about how the size of a man's penis doesn't really matter all that much, but to
her that was all bullshit. She always had a preference to big hard dicks. Her
pussy could actually hold really long dicks, and she loved to be filled up. She
couldn't help but let her mouth fall wide open in awe of Kramer's amazing dick.
Now she knew how come Kramer got together with so many good looking women. Of
course, they were after his dick.

"You see Elaine, it's no big deal. Now come on it's your turn."

Elaine couldn't help not to leave. Kramer put his dick back in his pants and
sat down on the table. She thought that maybe if she stayed long enough in the
room, she might see it again. So she went over towards Kramer and lowered her
pants. Kramer had this serious look on his face that made Elaine feel a little
more at ease. A few moments after she dropped her pants she inserted her thumbs
into the waistband of her panties and lowered them a few inches. She was hoping
Kramer would be satisfied by looking at her mound. However, that wasn't the
case. "Continue please."

Elaine never felt more uncomfortable and vulnerable at the same time before.
She decided to get it over with quickly and she cautiously lowered her panties
up until they where halfway above the knees. Kramer still wasn't satisfied and
he casually grabbed her panties and tugged them down to her ankles. By this
point Elaine couldn't believe what was going on while Kramer just stared deeply
into her bush. He marveled at the individual strands of curly hair that rested
on her pussy. Her labia were quite large, and if you looked hard enough you
could see the hood of her clit just barely poke out between her pussy lips. The
color of her hair was another sight to see. Her thighs were very white and her
jet-black pubic hair served up a big contrast and quickly catches your eye.
Finally after what seemed to be an hour of analyzing Kramer looked up at her
and said, "Ok dear now you have a serious problem here."

Kramer suddenly placed the palm of his right hand on Elaine's pussy and began
to feel all over. As he rubbed he began explaining why she had to shave. She
however, paid no attention to the explanation and began to enjoy what Kramer
was doing to her. She didn't know if it was the actual massage on her pussy, or
by the way Kramer was just manipulating her. I mean here she was, half-naked
with a hand between her legs and she was loving it. "Now you see Elaine this is
no good." He then pushed her onto the table, took off her pants, and spread her
legs. "Let me check if I get any hairs in my mouth."

Without hesitating Kramer dove right in to her pussy. He worked his tongue all
along her slit and everything in between, paying special attention to her clit.
Elaine's was extremely turned on by this point. She never got head this good
before. It was like Kramer could read her mind and do exactly everything she
had always wanted. He flicked her clit with his tongue in every way possible.
His pace was also unbelievable. He worked it slowly to leave her wanting more
and by the time she had gotten used to the speed, he would lick faster to
overwhelm her. Elaine was just about to cum when without warning Kramer
stopped. "Now you see what I'm talking about? You definitely need a good
grooming. I mean look at this." He pulled about five strands of hairs out of
his mouth.

After he cleaned out his mouth he simply walked over to another table and
picked up a drink he was consuming prior to Elaine's visit. He acted as if
nothing had happened. "So, what's up?" Elaine was very confused. Kramer just
stood there drinking a martini in front of Elaine looking down at her with her
legs spread. Her love hole completely exposed to him. She felt like a slut. She
had been humiliated, but somehow she kind of liked that feeling. She craved for
more. She wanted, she needed dick. Nonetheless, she wasn't going to get
anything more from Kramer so she stood up and put her clothes back on. "Listen
Kramer, I would appreciate it if you didn't anything to Jerry or George."

"Oh, sure. Don't worry about it."

Elaine left Kramer's apartment that day not knowing what to feel. She had been
totally turned on by someone she never expected, and she loved it. Over the
next few days she had to get used to looking at her pussy shaved. At first she
hated it. She thought she looked like a little girl, but as the days went by
she loved it. Also, her pussy felt more comfortable against her panties. So
from that day on she shaved her pussy about once or twice a week.

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