****** Perv's Success by Bolshoikedr ****** =============================================================================== Perv's Success Perv's Success by Bolshoikedr (edited by Pervetta) TGIF! As I look at the clock, all I can think of is being on the receiving end of a thirty-minute blowjob followed up with some 3-hole golf with my 7 iron. I had just put away the last two inventory sheets for our fiscal year 2000 supply of Impalas for the summer season. Tomorrow I can pick up where I left off with the price/sale ratios and projected APR provisions. It had been a long day and now it's time to break loose the Cobra 40oz. I was smiling as I walked past Ms. Abby, my under-the-table secretary and illegal Nigerian immigrant. She eyeballed me letting her tongue moisten a set of '72 DSLs. It's payday and..., I forgot myself for a moment. "Abby, give me a couple of minutes and I'll have your check ready," I smiled. You see it's a game we play weekly. I went back in my office and sat at my desk. The door opened when I opened up the company checkbook. "Mr. Sledge, can speak to you a moment?" she whispered. I swiveled my chair away from the desk and faced to the side. I wanted to give her access my full attention. "Sure Abby, how can I help you?" I winked knowing how much she and I loved the payday ritual. I reclined in my high-backed leather chair spreading my legs just a bit. "I don't want to trouble you, but I need another advance with my paycheck." She approached my desk, with her right hand rubbing the meaty upper part of her breast, as if to soothe the weight of the tight spaghetti strap straining to hold up a 12lb tit. I looked at her over my shoulder, watching her slip out from under the straps, releasing two overripe melons of chocolate ambrosia. Dark burgeoning mini marshmallows seemed to stare at my stiffening cock that was painfully trying to get past my zipper. "I need an extra C note." She wriggled out of her sundress letting loose a set of hips that should've had a chase car saying "wide load" or something. Kneeling down between my legs she wasted no time unzipping my gabardines... My cock leapt into freedom, only to be captured by two humongous heated tits begging for lubrication. "Hmmmm..." She caught my cock between her tits and guided it into her mouth with her right hand. Sucking the upper shaft and head heartily, she began to stroke the lower-middle in a twisting fashion as I moaned in time. "Yeah, yeah... yes Abby, suck it baby!" I let my head fall back on the chair not focusing on anything in particular, darkness, the ceiling, her thick body, tits and braided head bobbing up and down. Sucking hard. Slobbering all over my shaft and head, she looked up to see I was watching her every technique. She smiled. "I love sucking your cock and I know you love me sucking you off on payday." I smiled, "I love payday, too... I love the way you suck the long hard day right out of me...but I worry that one day your husband is gonna find out about us." She started to stroke my cock hard, trying to get me to come on her face or just all over her huge tits. She then dipped her braided head down under my nut sac and began to softly juggle my wet nuts in her mouth while stroking my cock for all she was worth. I swear she was humming some African tune of ecstasy with my balls in her mouth! "Ahh, ahhh... Damn baby, where'd you learn to suck like that?!" I started to breathe in deep gulps of cool air trying to think of baseball, ugly women, and taxes, but when she started to cry... I was headed for trouble. "Come on me... give it to me..." She jerked my cock every-which way but loose between those huge lips forming a vacuum seal around my shaft-sucking my nuts dry as I screamed... "Ugghhh...Ohhh...Yeah, Yeah, Yeeeeaaaahh!" My head snapped back like it was strapped to a fifty pound weight! I felt my cum rushing up from my locked-down toes past my clenched ass cheeks as I pushed her head down towards the base of my cock to empty my satisfaction down her throat... and she took it all! Just like I like it, she knew not to spill a drop of cum, pre-cum, or saliva. She kept on sucking even though I began to relax and fidget in my chair, trying to get into a cooler position in the afterglow of my orgasm. "Yeah, baby suck it dry." I was spent. She laughed at my condition. "Care to fuck?" she feigned the hungry look of a women wanting to give her man the fuck of a lifetime. I looked at my tired Johnson, and he said nope. "Sorry babe, I'd love to but Jimmy's had enough for now." She laughed and got up to start stuffing her forty pounds of potatoes in that ten pound sundress. Man I loved watching her get dressed. Such an ample women, a cornucopia of concupiscence belonging to another man. I just hoped he wasn't jealous. After she was satisfied with putting her clothes in order, she went into the bathroom to brush the evidence away. As much as I enjoy cockbreath in a woman, letting me know her priorities, I'd hate to see it break up her relationship with her husband. I started writing out her paycheck including the extra hundred. I always tell myself it's the best damn hundred I've spent all week. She came back in the office with a smile. "I have to go now." She leaned over and gave me a wet one with no tongue but plenty of feeling. "See ya on Monday, Mr. Sledge." "Have a good weekend Abby!" I was actually relieved when she left. I always enjoy a couple of quiet minutes after a good nut. I leaned back in my chair, and tried to plan some fun for the evening to cum. "Ha ha ha" "Well, I guess I'd better get moving," I told myself. Time waits for no man, and I was just burning daylight sitting in this chair wanting to take a nap after that luxurious blow job. Slowly I got up. Adjusting willy, and hitting the desk lamp, I grabbed my jacket and headed for home. The commute wasn't too bad with Keith Sweat and I not seeing anything wrong with a little bump and grind, plus a little Shoop-Shoop with Salt-n-Pepa. When I pulled into the complex, someone was parked in my spot next to my V-Max 1100. Now where am I gonna park my Jag? I wondered. The Jag, which never fails to line me up for snug wet trim with the hotties is the reason I like to keep it in sight wherever I park. Everyone gets two parking places and somehow people still manage to hog up all the available space. Well, I've got no choice but to park in my neighbor's spot. I'm hoping Ms Fonda-Cox, doesn't get home from Supercuts before 7:30, unless her hot daughter Anais' VW takes off. By that time I should be showered up and ready to hit the streets for some chow... and I feel like Italian or maybe Greek tonight. As I set the alarm, I notice Anais close the sheer lace curtains. I'd swear she wasn't wearing a shirt, but regardless, I knew she was always bitchy. "Damn, I hope she doesn't chase me out before her Mom gets home tonight." I quicken my pace as I go into the courtyard and make a beeline for my condo. Sure enough, twenty feet from my sanctuary, Anais opened the door. "Mr. Sledge, I know you have a nice ride, but you're parked in my mom's spot and she'll be home any minute. So why don't you save some time and frustration by moving your car now? " she smirked. I smiled trying to apply a little charm and hopefully get past her abstinence. She was wearing a hastily placed towel, held in place by her armpits... I noticed her nipples were hard and poking against the material stretched across her breast. I figured she was a 32A cup, usually not my style but I could hear some funky reggae beats and smelled what I imagined to be some phat irie blunt. Now I was getting horny and I think it showed on my face. "Did you hear me?" she put her hands on her hips and the towel slipped. A quick flash of tit and she replaced the towel with an embarrassed smile. "Oops." "Oops?" I said. "Anais, last week I spent $200 to see a beautiful body like that in Vegas. I think I'd say 'Thank You!'" I gave her a friendly wink... "Actually, you are quite beautiful. I noticed you in the window when I first drove up this evening." Now she started to giggle behind a tightlipped smile. "$200.00...really? " Her tongue slid out, wet and quick, as her mouth hung open for a pregnant pause. I could feel my pants getting tight, my lips dry, and my vision focusing all over her legal body. I vividly remember her eighteenth birthday party and her mother getting sloshed and falling in the pool. She brought me back to reality with a finger in her mouth and a kind word. "Wanna come in for a moment?" Her eyes spoke volumes, presumably penned by Masters and Johnson, maybe it was M. "Sure I'd love...err, yes I'd would." I didn't want to run her over, but I was in a hurry to get in her daisy dukes. I followed her into the foyer, examining in detail the fine shape of her back and the succulent cheeks of her ass hanging out of those tight shorts. She turned to the coffee and bent down to pick up that blunt I smelled from the door. Her towel fell and she cocked her head and said..."Fuck it." She took a huge hit and holding her breath, she passed it to me. I took it. "Brrrrreeeeeeee," she exhaled slowly. "You got that two bills on you?" Her eyes on my crotch suggesting I should comply with her demands. I exhaled strongly and in my best Rasta accent said, "Aye girl, and wha'cha gonna do for me now?" My hips started swaying with the beat and stepped toward her. She didn't miss a beat and answered in tune, "I'll be suckin' yer black cock like a chest wound, and fuckin' ya like da IRS!" A pair of serious eyes locked on the blunt. I passed it to her as she knelt down in front of me. She took another seriously long hit, damn she had a set of lungs, and set it down in a shell ashtray. I smiled down at her and said, "Get it girl..." She reached around me, grabbing both cheeks and exhaling a lung full of ganga over my cock through my pants. I knew the stain won't come out of my gabardines, but I was beyond caring. Now she was licking and sucking on my cock through my pants. "Man, my cock is rock hard and ready to break!" She had a vise grip on my ass forcing my saliva soaked clothed cock between her teeth and tongue. I was thinking if she didn't unleash the beast soon, I was gonna lose a healthy load in my BVDs. She let her right hand slip over my cock lump and started to tug and jerk it while sucking on the head viciously sans doute! She was a bonafide freak! "Uhmmmph, Black cock!" She was into it, sucking laterally along the shaft, nibbling my thick meat. I started to feel that ol' familiar feeling in my shanks and I responded by trying to think about the law, spoiled milk... oh no not milk... I couldn't stop my transition to orgasm. I grabbed her straight black hair and knotted it in my hands. She moaned a, "Yeah Daddy..." and I became lost in a hard whine... "Damn, Damn, Daaaaammmmn... Ahhhh, Ahhhh...Uhhnnn... Uhhhaaaaaaa." Oh yeah, I was sticky, icky, and unsure of what to do. She released my ass from her left hand and looked up at me sensing my dilemma. "Fuckin A, quickdraw..." she reached back for my wallet and pulled it out as I stood there numbly feeling used, listening to Ziggy singing, "No woman, No cry." A chanting of melody filled my ears as she pulled three crisp Franklins out and she giggled, "I'd better give you a bonus fuck for an extra hundred, huh?" Bonus fuck... I don't think I'm up for a regular fuck, I thought. She stood up and we locked lips, as she fed me her fast tongue. Placing my hands on her zipper guiding them to unzip her shorts, which promptly fell to the carpet. Sucking my tongue down her throat and humming to the music she propped her foot up on the coffee table pushing a sticky wet pussy over our fingers. Uh-oh... Cap'n Willie heard someone calling his name and started getting up. Taking my right hand up to her mouth, she began to suck the tangy juices off my fingers. Gazing lustfully into my eyes she placed her fingers in front of my mouth, which I opened and began to suck her musky smelling digits. "I want to be fucked by a big black cock. I want you to fuck me. Haaaarrrrdd!" "I can't believe my cock is hard. You're making me crazy." I meant it. She was touching every nerve in my body. I felt her hands slide down the front of my suit jacket to my pants and my belt unbuckle. She unzipped my pants and slid down my body with my pants. Kneeling, she pulled my sticky boxers down to my ankles letting my sticky hard cock slap her cheek. Grabbing my cock, she slow stroked me while licking and sucking cum out of my pubic hair and off my belly. "Mmmmmm, Fucking A..." she started sucking my cock, high-jerking the shaft and head against her mouth...driving me crazy! I noticed she was playing her clit like a fiddle to the beat of her sucking rhythm. She stopped sucking, looked at me with a wry smile and hocked a huge wad of spit in her right hand and started to straight-jack my cock toward her face, between the eyes. "Ohhh," I breathed. "Uhnnnn..." I started to breathe deep gulps of air. She stopped jerking my cock and turned with her back to me, not releasing her grip on my turgid tool. Placing my cock against her cunt, she bent her head down, and I let nature rule. Deep thrust! "Shit! Owwww... Fuck!" she shrieked. "Ha, ha," I thought, "your turn to whine, bitch." I was thrusting with everything I had.. I knew it hurt a little and I wanted to play it for everything I could. She bucked against my cock, and I could feel it was tight and my dick was getting scorched, I'll complain later. This was doggy style in its finest regimen... and man I wanted come... badly. I focused on those wonderful fucking sounds, the wet squawking, squashing sounds, meat on meat slapping, and the ever popular "Uhn uhn uhn" grunting to the rhythm of the fuck. "Ooooo, my pussy's on fire!" she began to plead. "Uhhhhnnn, oh oh oh, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" she was clearly feeling some pain. I was happy about that because I was past ready to come and I didn't want to ruin any future chance of me getting some more of this tight pussy. "I'm gonna come..." I groaned. "Yeah baby. Come on my ass!" she pleaded. "Come on my ass, don't come inside me." I chuckled. "Ok." I didn't think it mattered at this point, but according to legend, I pulled my cock out and started jacking over her sweaty ass. "Ohhh Yeah... Ahhhh... Here we go!" I let fly what little cum I had left it my balls and it felt goooood! It wasn't a lot of cum but, man, all my nerves were jingling like electricity. She put her hand in the stripes of cum on her ass and spread it all over her right ass cheek. "I love this part." She put her fingers in her mouth tasting my liquid appreciation for her sharing that delightfully tight cunt. "Delicious." A wink let me know that she enjoyed my performance. "I may have to start sneaking over to your condo at night for a rough fuck... I know I need one every now and then." "Rough fuck?!?...Is that what that was?" I started putting on my clothes like someone who had been fucked for money. A hand grabbed for my cock before I could get the zipper zipped. "Don't be like that... I just mean... I like a nice long fuck with lots of foreplay and plenty of toys." She rubbed her face against my crotch, stroking my cock like a hungry kitten. "It's alright. We'll plan something long, maybe take a weekend in Vegas..." I brushed her hair from her face with my left hand and caressed her cheek with my right. Helping her up, I kissed and held her for a few moments enjoying the feel of body. She twisted away in my arms. "Mom's home!" She reached for the curtains and saw her mother's Jetta pull up behind the Jaguar. "You'd better move your car, you know how my Mom is about that!" Running to the door, I tucked my shirt in my pants, catching another kiss on my way out. "Call me," she said. "Bet!" I didn't even look back, but I knew that the look on her face matched mine. She was a good fuck and I wanted to spend more time with her in my arms. As I rounded the building, I saw Mayvis Fonda-Cox next to my Jag with her hands on her hips, and wearing a don't fuck with me smile. "Mr. Sledge, if you want to continue parking your Jag in my spot, I suggest I get a key and you keep the tank full." She was now waiting for a lame or trite excuse from me, and I was not going to disappoint her. "Hi Mayvis, I apologize for taking up your spot, I thought it was only going to be a minute but I was engaged in some strenuous activity." I eyed her for sympathy. "I see... that would explain your zipper." She got back in her car. I felt cold. Well, my zipper was still down. I zipped up and jumped in my Jag pulling out as she pulled in with a spurt. I parked in the gardener's spot... Sheesh, what a day. Locking up, I sprinted to my condo before Mayvis exited her vehicle to avoid any conversation with her. Inside I stripped out of my over fucked suit, throwing it in the dry cleaning hamper. Naked I put my shoes and belt away, tossing my skivvies in the laundry basket by the shower. There was a hard knock at the door. "Just a minute," I shouted. Looking for a robe, that I only wear for overnight guests, I settled for a pair of Gold's Gym workout shorts. There's no way I could find that robe quickly, so I answered the door half naked, like most horny bachelors. "Mayvis?.. I'm sorry, did I do something?" I questioned, as if I had no idea what she wanted. Guilty... read on her face as she eyeballed me up and down resting on my shorts. "I was just starting a quick workout. Please come in." I walked away from the door toward some freeweights I keep by the stairs in case of burglars. She stepped in and closed the door behind her. "I thought you already had your workout." She sounded snide, like a girlfriend who sees a better looking girl say hello to you. I bent down to pick up two 10lb weights and give the appearance of nonchalance. "You forgot your tie, motherfucker..." She was mad and I knew why. I stood up almost dropping the weights when I saw my Michael Rubin silk tie dangling from her upraised hand. "Or should I say, daughterfucker?" She threw the tie at me and charged. I put on a poker face and feigned the guilt of crumb encrusted mouth seven- year-old. "If Anais wasn't eighteen, I'd have you arrested right now! I can't believe you took advantage of her innocence and naivete. If she's hurt, pregnant, or diseased in any way, I will sue you for every penny you have. As it is, I just want to cut your cock and balls off and feed them to a pit bull!" She was screaming now, and even though my muscles were rippling from holding these weights, I felt as helpless as a kitten under the sights of a high-powered BB gun. "Can I say something?" I pleaded. "No! I don't want to hear one fucking word out of your lying mouth!" She continued to rant and in my ears it all melded together. I think I heard something about kiddie porn and her cousin the gang member, but mostly about how shocked and appalled she was since she was a real woman and much better developed than her daughter. "Huh?" I whispered. Sensing the initiative, I put down the weights and crossed over to her apologizing for my actions; Nam, and the effect of growing up in the hood. I reached for her hands and held them softly, letting her know, nothing can change my act of indiscretion but in fact when I saw Anais, I was seeing her all over again like a living dream. She laughed. Now I was on to something. "Mayvis, let me take you out to dinner. I want to talk with you, and spent some time getting to know you," I smiled. She searched my eyes for deception and unable to find it, she nodded. "I think at the very least, dinner would be acceptable." She hugged me with her arms high around my neck and being about 10 inches taller than her, caused me to lean into her and her to snuggle in close. I could feel the heat of the moment, and believe me it was just a moment. However, it was long enough for Cap'n Willy to take notice and push against her. She jumped. "Is it me?" She put her hands on her hips, defiantly. "Or is it you?" "Most definitely you." I added quickly. "I can't believe you're here with me, like I always wanted you to be... and I am half-naked. I'd better rush you along so I can get ready and before I embarrass myself any further." I twisted her hips in my hands and guided her towards the door. She twisted back towards me. "Not so fast. I may be beautiful, but it's been awhile since I've seen this kind of attention." She hugged me under my arms pressing into my still hardening cock. I was aghast. This must be my National Day of Pussy, my Trifecta of the year. "Do you want me?" "Yes," I felt her hand tickle my ribs walking down to my waist, where she began caressing my stiff cock. "Do you want me, now?" "Oh yes, and tomorrow." Her head jerked back and she dreamily opened her mouth. On cue, I kissed her, inserting my tongue and searching for satisfaction. She let her hand slip inside the waistband of my shorts and grab my sincerity, stroking it... like she was gonna get something out of it... "Do you want me, forever?" "Oh yessss, in your ass." I didn't miss a beat. "In my ass?! You wanna fuck my ass?" She was mad, again. I pulled her close. "If I get to keep you forever, I want to enjoy every square inch of you. Your embrace has me lost in love, and I honestly want to be in every sweet opening you have... including your ears." She was laughing now. Success!... I'm da man, I thought. "Let's take a shower." She pulled me towards the stairs. Walking backwards, up the stairs she wouldn't let go of my cock and so I followed her in the bathroom. I turned on the water and stepped in the warm stream. She quickly stripped out of her blouse, bra and jeans... no panties?! Now I was really hyped up! I guided her into my embrace under the shower. She cooed about the water as I sucked on her tongue and teased her nipples with my hands. "Kneel down." She pushed my neck down and leaned back against the wall while spreading her legs. "Make me come..." Throwing her head back staring at nothing in particular she whispered again... "Make me come." Well, if I've ever seen the gauntlet thrown down, it was now. I guess if I'm ever gonna make a friend, now's my opportunity to sell myself. "Hang on to something." I challenged. "Get some Boo..." she said spreading her pussy lips apart with her tongue hanging out for instructional effect. I dropped to my knees and started massaging her knees and lower thighs. I like to start out strong and soften up as I get closer to the Ezone. Licking, nibbling, rubbing and moaning my way up between her legs, enjoying every taste, texture, and the tantalizing sound she gives. I set one of her legs up over my shoulder as my face swooped in for a bib-less extravaganza. I began gently sucking the fat outer lips, licking the sensitive inner lips, exploring the whole cunt with my tongue and fingers. I reveled in its pungent stickiness, the sensual smell of queens, long unfucked by the king. Her clit and widening hips were begging me to rock them, and my rigid cock, however unattended, was ready to comply...fully. I started battering her clit, sucking, roughly, slavering over it, making sloping mad slurping sounds, like a nigger wit a neck bone. I was in it! Deep! "Yeah Boo... Yeaaaaahhhh!" Her weight on me was increasing rapidly. I strained to keep her balanced and comfortable, knowing any disturbance would ruin my chances of making her cum quickly. My face firmly locked on her snatch, I reached out with my left hand to find my bottle of shower lube, feeling around the containers I found the one shaped like a coke bottle. Deftly flipping it upside down I squeezed a huge amount on my wrist and hand. I started lubing up her crack, inserting my fuck finger slowly in and out of her asshole. "Ohhh... you're gonna make me come." She was enjoying a nice slow ride to the land of the big O. "Fuck yeah... fucking eat me..." With her head locked back, eyes closed and moaning... I didn't think she was still on the planet.. I started stretching the bottom of her cunt with my thumb, while sucking lightly on her clit... "Uhhhnnnn... Uhhhhnnnn," Oh shit, I could feel the electricity flowing through her! She was coming or going into a gran mal seizure. "Ohhhheeeeeeeiii!" she was screaming. "Grab the rail, Grab the rail!" I guided her hands to the shower's slip rail; she was confused. I knew right about now she wanted to hug or hold on to me, but I had another plan for her still burning orgasm. "What... what?" she was holding the rail as I crouched upward, still holding her right leg open, I guided my hard cock straight for her asshole... inserting right into the taint! "No... not yet." She didn't want her ass fucked... well not yet anyway... but I ignored her and my first attempt to poke that ass missed. I pushed my cock against her moaning ass until I found the hole and forced myself in! "Aaahhhhhh! You bastard! You fucking bastard!" She tried for leverage to twist out, but she was off balance and would be opened more if she let go of the railing... so she held on for dear life and I fucked for the gold! My cock was rock hard and I was in solid. "Damn Baby! Ohhh yes! You lied to me!" I was fucking a three camera shot... damn I had the angles, the lube, and the ass locked down! There was no way she was getting out of this one! "You didn't tell me you were a virgin!" "Ohhh my ass... Fuck that ass Boo!" She was in ecstasy with her head down on her arms, hanging on for dear life. "Ahhhhh Ahhhh...uhn uhn uhn..." I was rocking that ass to the beat of my determination... and damn if her ass wasn't as tight as her daughter's cunt. "Fuck! This is good ass...I don't even think I'm gonna come!" "Ohhh my ass, fuck fuck..." she moaned. I just noticed she was now balanced on one arm and frigging herself furiously. I took this as a sign to start teasing her about giving up that ass to strangers. "You know, baby... I've been jacking off dreaming about fucking your tight ass for months now. The way I feel inside you is making me come my nuts dry. Your ass is like a tight mouth sucking my cock rock hard like its gonna snap in two! Ohhh yeahhhhh... I wanna break my cock off in your sweet ass!" "Shitttttt... AhhhhUhhhhnnnnnn... FUCKMEEEEE!" And that was it... her ass was now humping my cock and I'm scared she is gonna break it off! She was all over the place, fuck! "Fuck!" She collapsed and I was holding her up by the waist, all 130lbs.. Shit, I was exhausted. I pulled her up to her feet and against my chest in the stream. We held on to each other for a good ten minutes and then silently I started putting body wash over her shoulders and back. I gently washed her upper body while she just hung on. After another 20 minutes I turned off the water and helped her out. We toweled off smiling embarrassed smiles wondering if this will happen again or if we just went too far. "You don't have to call me," she was buttoning up her blouse, not looking at me but pretending to look at something else. "Why? Are you gonna call me?" I was looking directly at her. She winced. "Just cause you got a piece of ass doesn't mean we're engaged." The arms folded across her chest. "You fucking bribed my daughter for a piece of ass, so just cause we fucked for free don't mean shit." Now she pouted. I just don't understand women, and after the past two wonderful hours, I'm even more lost! "Look, maybe I didn't say it right. I do want you to call me. You just made me bathe you like something I cherish. I don't want to lose you, I want to get to know you more. Here." I walked to the door post and retrieved my spare keys. "Take my spare keys. I want you to be around when I'm here... when I go to sleep or when I fix lunch for us." I held the keys out for her. "Sorry. I'm not looking for a man right now." It was my turn to wince. She starting to drone on about being fucked over one too many times and certainly not being able to trust a man who not only fucked her daughter, but also held her down and ass-fucked her. "Just a fucking minute! I think I recall someone saying, 'Fuck my ass' and coming in the shower. Correct me if I'm wrong." I was hot. "Well let's just call that the heat of the moment, because it was a little late to call it rape," she smirked. I couldn't believe I was hearing this. "Ok...let me sort this out a moment." I was reaching for logic. "We had a wonderful time... Fuck," she corrected. "Alright, we had a wonderful fuck together and it was just a thing..." "Yes," she nodded. "I also had a wonderful fuck with your legally adult and consenting daughter who pulled three hundred bucks out my wallet for shits and grins." "Yes," she eyeballed me funny. "I really can't expect you to come over or let me spend time with you unless you wanna fuck or because you think I just wanna fuck." "Right," she quipped. "But I can wave three hundred bucks at your daughter, the legally consenting adult anytime I want a nasty young fuck," I could tell I just hit a nerve. "Well let's just say, if you feel like fucking my daughter, you can give me the three hundred bucks and you can have the ol' school version." She returned to the smile that got me into this mess. "Well, since I'm such a piece of shit, you'll have to excuse me if I choose to donate to both you and your daughter's favorite charity. Why should I limit myself and simply choose to have my cake, when I can eat it also?" I laughed. "Ok, but I warn you... one of us is not gonna stand for it long." She winked and left me wondering if I had made the right choice. I watched her walk back to her condo and close the door behind herself. I really hated letting a great piece of ass just walk away like that...but onward and upward I always say. So with another lost cause weighing heavy on my mind, I went back to my closet and picked out a nice lonely suit for the evening. I figured some Chinese or Thai would hit the spot and afterwards some low-key partying. I selected a nice black gabardine suit with a fine mesh shirt, rounding out with a nice diamond pinkey and a splash of U'omo. I pulled up to the valet at "Oiishi Omanko" with thunder. The valet grinned at me and threw his hands in the air with humped shoulders. I guess he didn't ride. "Where do you want it?" I asked. He pointed towards the bonsai trees at a spot next to a Bentley. "Thanks." A quick burst of throttle and the V-Max was nestled in the bonsai. I put some kryptonite on it and entered the restaurant. "Irashaii Mase Sledge-san," they bowed. "Komban-wa," I bowed slightly. "We have good table for you now," Keiko said. She was the taller of the two help maidens. Her mouth was small, her breast were small, and her eyes were small. I imagine she would fuck you until you passed out, and wait until you woke up and fuck you again. Not too cute but very wiry and strong looking... a sure freak. "Iki-masho... You come." Fumiko the smaller, but sexier, took my arm and led me to a table next to the trickling water falls. Definitely a cocksucker. She smelled like Shiseido, and if I hadn't been fucking all day, I would've gotten wood. Her tits were small and her ass was big for a shorty. I knew if I ever got in that ass, you'd have to call up Seal Team 6 to get me out! Keiko pulled out the chair for me and I sat down... it was very comfortable. The two young ladies stood together and held out their hands and asked... "You like?" I'll tell you truthfully, I looked them both over quickly and answered, "Hai, so des sho." I was serious, but they started giggling, bowed and ran off. I know for a fact they'd have to call 911 to get me off those two oriental dishes. I'm talking about Kappa and Plum sauce. It just doesn't get any better than that. I watched the pair of tight kimono wrapped asses disappear in the tables on another level. Man am I glad we won the big one! So despite the fact I had no companionship for dinner, I still managed to enjoy my meal and bottle of sake to chase away the lonely demons. Was Keiko eyeing me when she walked by or is the sake telling me I'm gonna get some horizontal snatch? "Who cares?." I snort. Looking at the clock, I could see I had been here too long. Calling for the check, it was confirmed I had been here too long. $125.00... well it was good. I tipped well and asked the waiter to tip the two hostesses twenty each. He nodded. I walked out and looked for my bike. The Bentley was gone and it seemed I was one of the last to leave. I noticed a couple of blue-bloods, but I was sure they wouldn't be leaving until they got kicked out. I felt kinda lightheaded and mean-spirited, a sure sign of too much sake. Walking to my bike I heard the hougaku music get loud for a moment, then silent... very surreal...I sat down and fumbled for my keys. Sticking the key in the ignition, I exhaled strongly, letting the sake burn the back of my throat. I stretched my neck, twisting and rolling my head around to clear out kinks. "Coco-jin?" she called me. I turned around. It was Keiko in a white raincoat, dress, and matching vinyl boots. I shook my head as if I could shake free of the situation I would be left with tonight... a two-second conversation and an 8 hour hard-on I would have to go to bed with. "Keiko, Go kigen yo?" I questioned. She walked over like she was gonna bite me... she even looked of neo-nosferatu. "Cut the shit nigger. Move back and let me drive, you're too drunk..." I fell back on the seat and she jumped between my legs. Hitting the ignition, she cranked up the throttle until it purred. "Fuck, I guess I'd better hang on!" I shouted. "True dat! You better grab my ass!" she chuckled as we walked the bike back into the open lot. She double-clutched into second and we lurched towards the boulevard. I instinctively put my hands around her waist and she throttled back and clutched into a wheelie! "Fuck me!" This neon bitch could ride! We leaned down around curves descending into the valley. This was one city that never slept, and now, not only was I sober, I was excited. I didn't know where we were headed, but I was now more than happy to go. I noticed at the light I was holding her a little tight and I could feel her stomach was ripped. The bitch had a six-pack that would make me jealous...she better not have a dick. I put that out of my mind... if she did, I was gonna rip it off! We saddled up to Starbucks. It was still open and crowded with the self- important. Jumping off, she took off her trench and laid it across the tank. She was wearing a short laced camisole, well defined puffies and buffed. The matrix didn't have shit on this one. "Tori," I thought. "You like coffee, blackman?" she was fronting her toughness. "Yeah, if you spit in it," I winked. She looked me up and down with a wondering look and went inside. The clerk-cum-student asked our order. Keiko stood in front of me. "Nicaraguan #2 black grande," I perceived she was a regular. "You got a big cock?" she asked, like she was asking for time. I looked at the clerk who looked at her, and then at me. Fuck, I hate being put on the spot. "What do you call big?" I swelled up over her to let her know she was not big. "Anything over 8 inches, unless it's 7 and real fat. Wouldn't you think?" She looked to the clerk, who was sorry to be stuck in this conversation... I'm sure she only wanted to make coffee and go home. "Yeah, I got a big cock," I sighed. "Tiazzi," she told the clerk. I was ready to laugh... the poor clerk. Afterwards, sitting in back by the restrooms, I asked her, "So what's the deal with my cock?" "I just needed to know what to order for you," she answered. "Let me guess... Guys that are hung drink Tiazzi?" I assumed such, because she was drinking the black Nicaraguan and I had the sweet special. "No, Brudda. Guys with big dicks that I wanna make my bitch, drink Tiazzi." She threw back a huge swallow of coffee. Damn, I thought...she's gonna make me her bitch...Now that's a new one on me. "I never been somebody's bitch, before," I laughed. She didn't. She exhaled slowly like she was being patient with me. "Look into my eyes." She stared in my eyes. I looked into the caramel deep seeing a serious woman, unyielding, determined. Then, I felt her hand on my groin, resting softly. I didn't look down at it. Feeling that she wanted to distract me, I searched her eyes for meaning. It was as though she was either reading my mind or perhaps writing it, because I could feel myself getting aroused. I tried not to wince, but maybe my eyes adjusted focus into her other eye... I could feel her all over me, but what was I feeling... her spirit, psyche, lust? I was now rock-hard with all available space in my pants removed. I wanted to kiss her, feel her tongue around mine... I could feel her hand softly resting on my turgid cock... but something was trying to get my attention. Like noticing a vehicle swerving in my lane through my peripheral vision, I was being warned of something... "You know what you're doing?" I questioned, not breaking our embrace of the eyes. "Got doubts?"...and there was no smile. I knew I'd better figure this out and quick or I was gonna be on the down side of whatever's happening. I just couldn't fathom her game, but it's got something to do with her hand on my cock. Oh well, when in doubt... flip the script. "Unzip my pants," I was stern and wore my poker face. She twisted the position of her hand a few degrees and fingered my zipper down without taking her hand off my hardness. I still needed more room...my cock was horribly bent inside my pants. "Use you left hand and unbuckle my pants. Release my cock." I could almost make out a smug satisfaction on her face. I imagined the staff of Starbucks peeking from behind the stacks of chic mugs and Biscotti, but I refused to break eye contact sans reproche. She complied with a grace only an ambidextrous whore could manage and still look sensual. My cock leapt under my boxers, restricted only by waistband and her ever-present palm... I was loving this... at Starbucks! "Yooshu suru!" I commanded. She pulled my cock out exposing it down to the base stroking its full length slowly. As I watched she licked her pale lip-sticked lips making them glisten. Sliding off her chair she bent down into a crouched position like a mountain cat watching the cock's last act of defiance before reaching his final destination. Her head seemed to vibrate with tension above my crotch. "Goukan!" She inhaled loudly engulfing my cock with her mouth, sucking loudly and moaning to high heaven. This was not gonna last long. Either someone is gonna call 911-1Adam12... See the tiny woman with her face impaled on a huge cock... or see the man who's gonna blow a huge nut of air in front of the Starbucks midnite crew! "Migi!" She slobbered up and down the right side of the shaft. I could feel her saliva running down my nuts and my boxers moistening. "So des!" I groaned. I noticed the low key remarking in the background.. People were starting to mumble and concern themselves with our salacious behavior. I even got a rebel yell of approval from some leather stars-n-bars wearing fool... but he had it right. "Hidari!" "Yesssss..." Now she sucking the left side down to and including my left nut... Man... she's good. The way she jacked my spit-shined cock made me realize that she was a pro and not just out to jerk me off for attention. Her slobber spewed all over my pants and shirt-no wonder she was wearing a damn vinyl cum coat, this bitch was tight and I felt my loins getting ready to testify. "Sa-ti sukedachi..." I'm ready to blow my load. She engulfed my stiff cock down to the base, something I've never see a minority much less an Asian do, and fucking grunted suction in the gaps where she couldn't get my ball sac in! I grabbed her head and forced it down on my cock to hermetically seal my cock in her mouth-Fuck her air supply! I humped and twisted her head while she screamed as whatever jizz I had left filled her throat. "Fuck... Yes! Ohhhhhh Uhhhhhnnnnn! Don't spill a fucking drop!" I screamed among the cheers and hollers. She either passed out or relaxed after I had cum to fruition. She went limp...and so did I... so to speak. I pulled her head and shoulders up and she wheezed with air in her open mouth. Wet face and hands she refocused and zip me up. "Ikimasho!" I picked her up in my arms and quickly pushed through the crowd. My goodness, what a crowd that had gathered, and stepped to the bike. I put her on back and jump started the V-Max to the tune of our new fans cheering. She lived a few blocks away and I noticed Fumiko on the balcony when we pulled up. Keiko jumped off the bike and with her back to Fumiko slipped me the tongue. Thankfully, it tasted like black coffee...no pun intended. "We fuck tomorrow, nigger," she laughed and ran upstairs to her apartment. I watched as Fumiko went inside and I pulled out... It would be a long cold drive home. "Home at last..." I pulled into my spot, cut the ignition, and dismounted. I was exhausted. Walking around to my condo, I failed to notice a cop eyeballing me as fished out my keys and fumbled for the deadbolt key. I opened the door, went in and locked the door behind me... when the knock came... "Nok, nok, nok" It was a little to loud for 1am. "Who the hell can that be?" I wondered as the words formed silently on my lips. "Police. Open up," he called. "Oh shit... What did I do?" I searched my head through all the illegal shit I'd done but not gotten caught for..."Just a second..." I looked around to see if I had any pictures of naked animals laying around. I opened the door to see a motorcycle cop standing in my threshold. "Can I come it?" he asked. I nodded. "Sure." "I got a complaint from Mayvis Fonda-Cox about you spending too much time around her daughter," he coughed out a little embarrassment. "Uhhh, I believe her daughter is of legal age," I mentioned. "That's correct, however, I live next door to her on the other side and she asked me to mention it too you when I was on duty... I told her I would," he confided. "I thought Ms. Mann lived next to her... are you her husband?" I asked. He removed his shades and helmet...and "Oh my gawd!" I whispered. "Alma Mann!" "Yep it's me," she said. "I know it's hard to tell with the helmet and shades, plus I drop my voice a couple octaves for intimidation... but its me." I looked her up and down. The Susan Powder haircut, a hint of breast behind the vest, and the fat ass were a dead giveaway now that I'm looking. Flattery time! "Well shit, now that I recognize you, you look great in uniform." Big smile. "Thanks. Basically, I just told her I'd mention it to you... about her daughter, you know," she looked serious. "Yeah, I know. It just happened. She invited me in and I guess I got caught up in the music and booze." I humped my shoulders sheepishly. "I'll apologize to her again, tomorrow. I hope I haven't taken too much of your time with this embarrassing situation," I offered. "No problem, I'm off duty and I can't go straight to bed after working a 12 to 12 shift. Usually I have a couple screwdrivers and some movies before I can unwind enough to sleep," she confided. She was smiling and seemed nice about it. "Close the door," I said. "I got some Charodei and juice if you'd care to take a seat and chew the fat." I went to the kitchen. "Cool." She closed the door. I yelled from the kitchen. "I just came from Starbucks and I've got a caffeine high going... so I'm gonna be up til dawn." "You were at Starbucks?" she questioned. I was walking into the living room with a couple of hi-ball glasses and $40 bottle of Charodei Vodka when I saw the look on her face. Accusation. "Yes, I was... why?" I feigned ignorance. "As I went off duty, I heard dispatch take a call about a black man and a oriental woman engaged in a lewd and lascivious act in there. You know anything about that?" She scanned my face for the lying distortion. "Well, I believe the 5th amendment provision requires that I not confirm nor deny any cognizance of the aforementioned activity." I held out a glass for her. "Good enough for me." She took the glass and I filled it a quarter with OJ and the rest with Charodei. "You have great tastes," she added after sipping her glass. "I agree," I said, lightly undressing her with my eyes. She blushed. "Uh-huh..." she coyly acted like she wasn't buying it. I drank deeply and exhaled moderately loud. "Damn that's good," I professed. I smiled at her across the sofa, and she was starting to smile that silly smile. "Mind if I loosen up?" she asked. "I wouldn't want you any other way... I mean, I wouldn't have it... you know what I mean." My tongue was getting ahead of me. I looked into her eyes and she laughed. Standing up she unbuttoned her blouse and tossed it into the Queen Anne, following up with the vest. I stood and stripped to my boxers.. She was now in a sticky tank top looking quite nippilishious. "I hope you don't mind. I wanna get comfortable." Yeah, I actually did want to get comfortable. It was late and I was beyond giving a fuck. "Nope." She took another gulp, emptying the glass. "Refill!" she yelled. "Bullshit," I said. "Make yourself at home and everyone here is self-served." I gestured my hand indicating the entire condo. "Hmph! I will," she said filling her glass. After a swig, she sat and removed her knee high motor boots, then her pants topped the pile. I noticed her panties were wet too. "You'll have to excuse my nasty appearance," she couldn't really blush at this point so she just stated the facts. "Riding a motorcycle makes me really horny and sometime if I hit the right series of bumps, I'll come, " she winked. "Same here. A bumpy road has my cock rock hard for miles, and I'm there with this hard-on and no where to put it," I chuckled. "Well not tonight, cowboy," she slid across the sofa and grabbed my neck and forced her tongue down my throat. Tasting like a mixture of old pussy and vodka, I wondered where she'd been-on duty! I slid my right hand over her nipple and pulled a little, whereupon she moaned in my mouth. Pulling away she licked her lips to taste me. "When I suck your cock will it taste like sushi?" she giggled. "I had you figured for a sushi-lover," I showed shock on my face for what just slipped out of my mouth. She kept giggling. "I am. Can't you taste Mayvis?" she looked at me seriously. "You fucked her today. You raped her ass!" I now wore a fresh sheet of worry across my face. "Oh don't worry about it. I rape her ass too! Although I was a bit jealous when she told me... so I figured I come over and make her jealous." She grabbed my soft cock and started kneading and stroking it. "A great fuck for you, and a once a year sperm cocktail for me." I could sense she really wanted try fucking a man. My cock was rising once again. She perpetuated my massive cock as a symbol of male joy within her mouth. "Hmmmmpph... Caaaaackkk!" She sucked slowly and deliberately. "Aaaahhh" "Thaaaatttsss Gooooood..." I moaned. I grabbed her hair and started pump my cock in and out of her mouth. With a nice rhythm going, I noticed her fingering her ass using a ringed middle finger. "Whoa..." I said. "Hmmmm?" She answered. I reached for some vaseline and lubed her crack. "Yummmm," Or that's what I thought she moaned. I had a hard time fingering her ass from the position I was in, so I pulled her face off my cock. "I wanna dig in that ass!" I responded to her wet-mouthed look of confusion. "By all means." She kicked up her legs and held herself apart by holding the backs of her knees while balancing up on her back against the sofa's middle crease. I quickly jumped under her uplifted ass, inserting my cock slowly in the overlubed asshole and crack. "I hope I don't slide off," I joked. "Fuck that! Just force your way in, like you did this afternoon! I couldn't watch you fuck Mayvis, but I sure as hell wanna watch you ream my ass!" She was ecstatic and licking those carpet-munching lips. "Fuck me, you bastard!" "Yeah!" I could feel the pain in my lats, but damn that, I was trying to break this ho's ass! The humping and repetition was really taking a toll on my worn out member, but despite the pain I'm determined to rip this ass! "Damn baby, you got a tight ass!" I looked at her pain-filled face and she was enjoying every ass-ripping moment. "Fuck that ass baby! Fuck that ass! Ohhhhh Fuuccccckkk Me!" She was furiously rubbing her clit, and if she doesn't come soon, I think, she's gonna break it off for good! I spit on my fingers and started massaging her pussy lips and fingering inside for her Gspot. "Ohhhh Yessss! Yeah you fuck! You perp Fuck!" She was getting out of hand. "Fuck my ass! OhhhhhhUhhhhnnnnnn..." It really was too much for me... like being in a porno movie or book. I couldn't hold it any longer and... "Oh...Ahhh...Uhhhh Yeahhhhhhh!" I bucked every last drop of cum, air, and electricity I had in her ass. I literally lost my mind humping that ass, I think my cock was soft and I was still humping and sliding in and out of her crack. "Fuck," she said, wiping a huge glob of who-knows-what from her ass forward to her cunt, making her pussy look like it was shampooed with furniture wax. Putting a finger in her mouth she sucked the flavor with a smile. "That's definitely not sushi." I laughed and she giggled for a few minutes, not quite getting a full laugh but enjoying the irony. She collapsed in a heap of sweat, cum, and saliva based lumpy coagulants. I wondered if it was gonna come out of the carpet or for that matter the sofa. Alma had already thrown on her tank top, and rested back on the Queen Anne with her pudendum hanging out-hopefully not dripping on the carpet, but who knew! "I sucked, been fucked, and I'm ready to shit a load of cum," she laughed out loud. "I'm going home, motherfucker." She smacked her face to wake herself up and then started collecting up her clothes. I went into the kitchen again and grabbed my half liter of Gatorade. I was thirsty. I took a deep swig of the Gatorade, drooling copious quantities down my chin and neck. I felt so dehydrated, like I'd done a summer marathon. I exhaled fatigue. "You can let yourself out whenever you're ready." I fell back on the sofa, eyes closed and exhausted... dreaming of baseball, taxes owed, and ugly women. With a smile on my face I came, I conquered, I came again. ...Not the end. Bolshoikedr@aol.com