****** Olsen Twins VIII: Animal Farm by Mkarl ******
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Olsen Twins VIII: Animal Farm


The adventure continues...

I was driving the car as we made our way out of Hollywood to COD'S BULL
RANCH... I was really looking forward to the adventure as it just filled me
with a huge amount of excitement to imagine both Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
being totally fucked into oblivion by all the various critters at the farm.
Mary-Kate was a little less into the idea.

Mary-Kate: [from the back seat of the car]
Why aren't we going to the zoo, mkarl? I wanted to feed Ashley to some animals.

Mkarl: [answering the question for at least the hundredth time]
The zoo will be for later Mary-Kate, I am not so sure anyone will get off on
seeing you girls fucking for your lives again, and there are so many exotic
animals at the zoo that I really want to see which way the votes come in before
we proceed.

Mary-Kate:
You mean how people can e-mail you at mkarl2000@hotmail.com and tell you which
are their favorite animals to fuck me and Ashley, huh?

Mkarl:
Right.

Mary-Kate:
We will make Ashley get fucked by all the dangerous animals though, right...
The tigers, and snakes, and dolphins, and things.

Mkarl:
How are dolphins dangerous?

Mary-Kate:
They can hold you under the water while they fuck their big dolphin cocks into
our tight little pussies.

Mkarl:
I am not sure they even have dolphins at the zoo, Katie.

Mary-Kate:
OH PLEASE... THERE HAS TO BE DOLPHINS... It will be so funny, like that episode
of Married With Children, only Ashley will get fucked and drowned. The zoo can
have them if you want them, Mkarl.

Mkarl:
If we get any requests for dolphins than we can do them, but I am not so sure
that people want Ashley to get done like that... Besides, if you want the big
snake to swallow her and the tigers and wild dogs to get her too, that is just
all too much... I don't really think that is the type of stuff that people want
to see in these stories.

Mary-Kate:
But if they ask for it, than you will give it to them, right?

Mkarl:
I always try to give my fans what they want if they let me know what that is.

Mary-Kate:
Mmm, well I hope we get to this stupid farm soon so we can have some fun with
Ashley. I owe that bitch so much for making me fuck the dog when she was your
favorite. I am so glad that I won that lame-ass Octagon fight last time to be
your favorite now.

Mkarl:
Yeah, well don't let it go to your head... I really can't tell the two of you
apart and really don't care which of you conspires with me... Mostly I just get
off on the idea that you two twins aren't really as lovely-dovey as you always
made out... Still, if Ashley can upseed you again than that will be all your
problem, so you better keep her beat down and subservient to you from here-on-
out, or it just may be you that gets it at the zoo, anyhow.

Mary-Kate:
Just remember that you have to bring us back for our reunion with our children
so my son can knock me up again and so can Ashley's.

Mkarl:
Speaking of Ashley, she is still breathing back there, isn't she?

Mary-Kate:
Don't worry, mkarl. I am just sitting on her face and making my cunt sister eat
me for the whole drive. I am going to get myself all lubricated so those stupid
bulls, or horses, or whatever go into me easier. How much further is it,
anyway?

Mkarl:
Shouldn't be too much further... Why don't you talk a bit about what you are
doing to Ashley back there and by the time you are done, we should be at the
stud farm that Cod is letting us use... By the way girls, you will both be
expected to service Cod too.

Mary-Kate:
Yeah, like... DUH, that's a big surprise there. All you boys are the same... I
suppose I should describe poor little Ashley back here, huh?... So all the boy
perverts out there can wank their dicks while they imagine us two little hot
girls driving on our way to a breeding farm. I guess the naughty girls that
read this can put their own hands down the front of their panties and have
their wicked enjoyment as they imagine it was them grinding their wet pussy's
down on my sister's talented tongue. Yeah, Ashley can eat pussy good. I have
already cummed three times all over the slut's face. When I lift up and look at
her, I can see my juices dribbling down her chin and neck. I know she is the
boy crazy one, but I am going to also make her my little pussy slave forever
and ever... Mmm, mkarl, I think I am going to cum pretty quick.

Mkarl:
Fuck, Katie, You might have me cumming myself with that talk, do some more.

Mary-Kate: [giggling]
You better not cum in your pants while we are driving, mkarl... You know that
is messy and yucky and I will just have to clean it anyhow. Why don't you pull
over and let me take care of that big hardon of yours again.

Mkarl:
Nope... The turnoff to COD'S BULL RANCH is just coming up... If you want to cum
on Ashley's face again, you better do it right away.

Mary-Kate:
Okay, Ashey... You little cow, eat me good, now, SLUT... You are going to be
with all the bulls to fuck you, and horses and the pig you are too... EAT MY
PUSSY...

Ashley:
MMMGH... NNOOOMPPPH... OWWWWMMPPHHH...

Mkarl:
Sounds like you are getting a little rough back there Mary-Kate, the fans might
like a description.

Mary-Kate:
Everyone can know that I have Ashley's hair and I am pulling it as fucking hard
as I can to make my slut sister eat my cunt so good. She is totally helpless
with the way I have her hands tied together behind her back... FUCK, OHHH,
mkarl... I THINNNK... OHHH...YESSssssssssss... I AM CUMMMMING AGAIN... SHIT.

Mkarl:
Just in time, Katie, cause we are at the farm.

As I drive through the gates to the ranch, my cock can't help but stiffen
slightly at the big sign over the entrance way of the huge bull and his equally
huge cock about to enter the mounted cow... Sex and breeding is just so natural
and open on a farm or ranch... It is all so wonderful, but I was pretty sure
that no one in these parts had ever had an opportunity to witness two little
hottie child stars like the Olsen kids take the breedings before. As we
proceeded up the winding driveway, my suspicions were confirmed as I saw the
reception awaiting our arrival... Looked like everyone from the weekly
community paper's news crew to the local 4H Club were at the ranch house when
we pulled up. A good looking gentleman came out to meet us, whom I would
quickly learn was Cod.

Cod:
Hello there, mkarl, right? I would recognize you anywhere from your first rape
of the twins on their show, or that sick PPV you all did... Fuck, I bought that
thing every time they broadcast it... You are doing so much to promote the
cause.

Mkarl:
Why, thank you, I do what I can... And you're Cod?

Cod: [taking a look in the back seat on the car where the girls are]
Yeah, forgive me for not introducing myself... And the twins... Fuck, they are
both pantiless... Everytime I ever sat through one of their crappy shows just
to enjoy their sexy little bodies... Can I do one now?

Mkarl:
Sure, I am actually a little turned on myself as Mary-Kate was riding Ashley's
face for the whole trip here.

Cod: [to Ashley as she struggles out of the car with her hands still bound
behind her back] Shit, after all that pussy, I bet you would like some cock...
You are the BOY-CRAZY-ONE, right?

Mary-Kate walks around Cod and moves to me as Cod walks over to Ashley and
takes her in his arms. I watch and enjoy the site as he grabs her little
thirteen-year-old ass and pulls her close. Mary-Kate, meanwhile, drops to her
knees in front of me and starts to unzip my pants.

Mary-Kate:
You didn't make a mess for me to clean up while we were driving, did you mkarl?

Mkarl:
No, you nasty little slut, I saved my mess for your face... Now suck me while
the boys and girls from the 4H Club enjoy watching their hero perform.

To tell you the truth, I always kind of thought 4H was a little nerdy, myself,
as I grew up... I mean most of the kids in it seemed a little odd, but as I
have matured myself, I can see the real appeal of being around all those stud
animals and getting first hand access to all that breeding exposure. It must
have just been bonus day for these kids to see some human sex games between me,
Cod and the girls before the animal fun began today. As Mary-Kate dropped my
trousers and shorts, a rather attractive young woman with a micro-cassette
recorder approached.

Sindee:
Hello, mkarl, my name is Sindee and I would like to interview you for my local
paper if you don't mind.

Mkarl:
That would be find Sindee, if you don't mind talking to me while I get my cock
sucked.

Sindee:
I have to admit that I don't normally think it is a good idea to do sex with
kids, but I am a reporter first, so you go ahead and have the little slut suck
you off while I interview you.

Mkarl:
You have the most sparkling eyes I have ever seen, bet you would be a great
picture, looking back up at me as you suck my cock.

Mary-Kate: [pulling off of me]
Wait a second, mkarl... I am your favorite now.

Mkarl: [taking Mary-Kate by the hair and roughly putting her back on my cock]
You are just a kid that amuses me, Mary-Kate. Don't you ever dare to presume
that you are anything more than just a piece of ass to me.

Sindee:
Umm... Mkarl, she is just a kid.


Mkarl: [easing up for the lovely bride with the sparkling eyes]
So, any chance on you getting your knees a little dirty? I don't see any cow-
shit on the ground in front of me.

Sindee: [blushing a little]
It is a tempting offer, and you do have a fairly decent sized cock for a white
boy, but I am happily married, and I really just came for the interview... So
you are really going to breed these two Hollywood child stars to the big farm
animals out here today?

Mkarl:
That's the idea, the truth is that I have many ideas that I enjoy exploring
with my sexuality, but not all of them convey themselves for convenient usage
with my projects... I mean, I think I have my own mother fixation and the
double-edged fascination with black men pretty well established, but my
attraction to animal husbandry has been a little more of a challenge as the
imagery of some 1000+ pound bull jumping on a girl and fucking her down into
the ground is a little hard to pull off in any realistic setting, so I thought
why not throw it into this Olsen twin saga and see what happens.

Sindee:
Yes, but your Olsen twin story has been your most popular one so far, aren't
you worried about turning off your fans with the display of these two young
girls getting sex-fucked by pigs and horses and god knows what else?

Mkarl:
Sure, but this whole thing is pretty much a one joke wonder... I mean, if
anyone would have told me that I could stretch it out to eight or nine
adventures when I started, I would have told them they were insane. I will keep
this going as long as the mail keeps coming in to tell me what people want, but
in order to proceed, I need to cover new ground to justify the material, and
the ground being covered today will be the ground I in the pens with all the
animals.

Sindee:
What about your pain-in-the-ass tendencies to start these adventures up with
all these grandiose plans for some ultimate fuck-aggemendom of total depravity,
only to wimp out with some premature finish?

Mkarl:
Technically, I think that would be a pain-in-the-balls tendency, and I
apologize that occasionally my vision does overstep my reach... I guess I
should mention that I have already allowed some hyperbole to go into the
creation of our current adventure, as the girls won't be getting fucked by
every bull, but they will each be getting bred by two animals, not counting Cod
and me, so I guess I will have to ask you to cut this interview now and let me
concentrate on getting off so we can progress to the animal fun.

As I had been talking with the sexy Sindee, little Mary-Kate had been busily
trying to solidify her favorite status with me with some first class head. I
was pleased to see that my new friend Cod had been receiving some first class
treatment of his own from Ashley, and we were both getting ready to cum...

Mkarl: Hey Cod, you about ready to shoot, buddy?

Cod:
Fuck, I've been ready to shoot in this slut's mouth since the first episode of
Full House hit the airwaves.

Mkarl:
Let's do it than, so we can get this adventure to the animals.

Cod:
Unngh... Yeah, I'm Cumming in Ashley-whore's mouth.

I was shooting myself. Mary-Kate stayed on me like a good little girl and
swallowed my precious seed. I thought about pulling my spurting dick from the
kid's mouth and finishing up on her face for the photo-op, but I reasoned that
with all the animal fun about to begin that both Katie and her sister would
soon be covered in enough cum for a thousand-thousand pictures.

Mkarl: [pulling my spent cock from Katie's mouth and turning to address the 4H
kids]
Okay, you kids... Who here has a pet Goat that they would like to watch fuck
Mary-Kate here?

Several hands immediately go up among the kids. One boy of about eight or nine
years of age is at the front of the group to have gotten a close-up eye view of
the girls having sucked me and Cod off.

Boy:
I have a Goat here with me, and he has a really big cock to, mister.

Mkarl:
Has the goat ever fucked a human before kid, maybe your mother or sister?

Boy: [giggling nervously]
Course not.

Mkarl:
I bet you would like that though, huh?

Boy:
I don't even have a sister.

Mkarl:
But your mom... I bet that would be hot to have your goat fuck your mom.

Boy: [blushing bright red]
She wouldn't do that...

Mkarl:
She will... We will use your goat to give him a desire for human pussy, but
only if you promise me that you will give your mom to him later... I am sure
that most of these other kids will help you, isn't that right kids?

All the kids: [in unison]
[cheers]

Boy: [with a little woody bulging the front of his overalls]
Okay, I promise.

Mkarl:
So does your goat have a name... Billy, perhaps?

Boy:
That's not funny, his name is Gordon.

Mkarl:
Gordon the goat, okay... Are you ready for Gordon the goat, Katie?

Mary-Kate:
Mkarl, I wanted to like be mean to Ashley first and make her be dirty to an
animal, like make her fuck the bulls, or a horse maybe.

Mkarl:
I kind of wanted to rotate the two of you and save Ashley with the bull for the
end.

Mary-Kate:
But if you give me to the smelly, stupid goat first, will be too humiliated to
look tough when I give Ashley to the bull.

Mkarl:
Well, we can't do the bull yet, but I was going to warm both of you up with
smaller animals before you get the big ones... You are going to do a goat, but
it is really not that bad because Ashley has to do a pig.

Mary-Kate: [squealing with delight]
A PIG... That is so funny... Ashley is a pig so that will be the best animal to
breed her... She can have little piglets that will squeal so much when they
nurse from her, and pigs have lots of babies too.

Mkarl:
I don't think pigs can impregnate human's, Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK, YEAH, mkarl, we can do it... PLEASE...

Mkarl:
Okay, but than what animal do you want to breed you, the goat or the horse...

Mary-Kate:
I can't have a horse, they are too fucking big.

Mkarl:
A Goat then.

Mary-Kate:
OH GROSS... No, I don't want a smelly, stupid goat... Make the goat put it's
baby in that boy's mom.

Mkarl:
Well, Katie, you know I want equal things to happen to both you and your sister
so if she has piglets, you have to be breeded too.

Mary-Kate:
What if... What if I like had a rooster or something do it?

Mkarl:
And lay some eggs... You know that is just sick enough to be funny to me...
Okay, we will inseminate you with rooster sperm... Fuck, I wonder if I will be
sick enough for any of us to have omelets later.

Everyone in unison:
EWWWW!!!

Mary-Kate:
You are not really going to make me fuck a rooster though, are you... They have
too small of cocks, and don't really do anything for me.

Mkarl:
Naw, I am sure Cod can get one of the hands here to prepare some sort of
artificial insemination for you while we do Ashley with the pig. I guess we
need a pig though so... HEY YOU 4H KIDS... Any of you have a big pig that you
want to watch fuck Ashley here?

Little girl: [with her pig on a leash]
USE MINE, MKARL.

The pig is a handsome animal of around 300 to 600 pounds [the truth is, I have
no idea how big male pigs are]

Mkarl:
What is your pig's name, little girl?

Little girl:
Sir Oinks-a-lot.

Mkarl:
Has your pig ever had human pussy before, little girl?

Little girl:
I can't say that here.

Mkarl:
Mmm... I saw a video on the Internet where a couple Dutch girls were fooling
around with a pig and when the girl getting fucked tried to get away, the pig
attacked her and started to rape her.

Little girl:
Really... That is how it was for me too.

Mkarl:
Let's see if he will rape Ashley. Mary-Kate, it looks like Cod is done with
your slut sister, lets take this action over to that pen over there if it is
okay with our hosts.

Cod: [having spent the time wiping the spilt cum off Ashley's face back into
her mouth] Sure, it is not really a pig pen as I only have horses and bulls out
here on the ranch, but it will serve if you are careful of the bullshit.

Mkarl:
That won't be a problem... Katie, take your slut sister and the pig and put
them both in that pen.

Mary-Kate:
With pleasure.

Mary-Kate grabs her sister by the hair, first.

Mary-Kate:
Come on, little pig... You are going to be with your new boyfriend now Ashley.

Ashley:
NO, MARY-KATE, UNTIE ME AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

Mary-Kate: [roughly twisting Ashley off balance and throwing her onto the
ground]
Don't make me laugh, Ashley... I beat you in the Octagon... You are my pussy
now, and you are going to fuck the pig while everyone gets to enjoy your filthy
humiliation... I am going to take your face and push it into some bull shit.

Mkarl:
Wait a second, Mary-Kate, that will undoubtedly happen, but lets not get to
that level until we are finishing up. The pig will be dirty enough for
starters.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK, I CAN'T HAVE ANY FUN.

Mkarl:
Hey, watch that attitude, missy... Now you push Ashley into that pen and lead
the pig in too, or I will change my mind about you being my favorite at all and
give you to the pig.

Mary-Kate picks Ashley up by the hair again and marches her to the pen. Ashley
tries to break free, but with her hands securely bound behind her back, there
is no chance for the young girl, and Mary-Kate is able to lift her up and send
her tumbling over face-first into the animal breeding pen.

Mary-Kate moves to where the little girl is standing with her prize pig on its
leash.

Mary-Kate:
Give me your pig, bitch.

Little girl: [trying to talk to her idol]
I am a really big fan of...

Mary-Kate: [cutting the kid off]
Whatever pig-fucker... Your stupid animal here better rape Ashley good so
everyone knows she is the skank animal fucker, and not me. She is going to pay
for telling mkarl that I should have been fucked by that dog.

The pig seems indifferent to his mistresses mistreatment by the naked Mary-
Kate. He allows the cute 13-year-old to lead him to the breeding pen where
Ashley is being held by Cod to prevent any thoughts she might have of flight,
but with such a cock-crazy slut, it is probably doubtful that she needed any
encouragement to wait her lover anyhow no matter how big a pig he might have
been.

Mary-Kate: [really being a bossy little bitch and starting to get on my nerves]
Get out of her, mister... I just want it to be me that makes Ashley fuck this
pig.

Cod: [A little put off]
You could use a spanking, slut.

Mary-Kate:
Yeah, whatever... This adventure is called animal farm... Even though you have
a name like a fish, that is not you so get out of here while I give my skank
sister to this pig.

Ashley:
If I was not tied-up, I would kill you, Katie.

Mary-Kate:
Mkarl, wouldn't allow that, skank... You are going to get fucked.

Cod:
What's the matter kid, are you scared to untie your sister... Maybe your
victory in Leoppard's Octagon last time was a fluke.

Mary-Kate:
Fuck that, geek... I can kick her ass again... Untie my slut sister and I will
breed her to this pig, personally.

Cod smiles as he unties Ashley... Personally, I can't tell the kids apart, and
with them naked, it was a little risky to let them start to interact, but than
again the one was getting a little fat [perhaps not getting rid of the wait of
her pregnancy, quite as fast... Actually, a fan sent this comment to me and I
thought it was too hilarious... Not actually knowing anything about these kids
myself other than researching their crappy fan sites]

Ashley: [bracing herself as Katie pounces on her immediately after Cod unbinds
her]
You are going to fuck this pig, Katie.

Mary-Kate: [disobeying me and pushing Ashley's face down into some filthy cow-
shit]
No way, you skank... NEVER... You are getting piglets now Ashley, you filthy
little...

The brat's words are suddenly interrupted as the pig is on her... Perhaps,
stimulated from the violence, or just smelling the sex on the two kids... In
whatever case, it is Mary-Kate's unfortunate fate to me the one on top.

Mary-Kate: [as the pig mounts her young ass]
NOO... MKARL, HELP... THIS PIG IS FOR ASHLEY.

Ashley: [managing to get her face out of the shit thanks to her sister's
preoccupation]
Don't listen to her, mkarl... She is Ashley... She managed to get me down, but
at least now the slut will get her pig breeding.

Mary-Kate: [trying desperately to pull away from the horny, attacking pig]
NOO... I AM MARY-KATE, MKARL... TELL COD TO GET THIS PIG OFF OF ME.

Cod:
I think it is Ashley with the pig, mkarl.

Mkarl:
I am not sure, I really thought it was Ashley with the face in the shit, but I
guess it doesn't really matter.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK YOU, MKARL... I WON THE OCTAGON... HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE.

As Ashley was still trapped underneath Mary-Kate, the big pig, hit young girl
cunt with the first of his thrusts... Pigs don't have cocks that are quite the
same as dogs or horses or such, but they can still fuck human's as it was Mary-
Kate's displeasure to find out. Part of the joke to me was that it was her
sister, Ashley who was holding her to prevent any last second success at escape
from the pig's filthy intent.

Mary-Kate:
GET THIS PIG OFF OF ME NOWWW!!! THIS PIG IS FOR ASHLEY... SHE IS THE SKANKY
PIG.

Ashley: [still playing the game]
Oh shut up, ASHLEY... You are not fooling anyone... As if anyone would think
that the tough tomboy one like me could even get done my a filthy pig... Feel
that big pig's cock in your cunt... In your fertile, unprotected cunt... You
heard mkarl say that ASHLEY would get piglets so when that pig cums in YOU,
than it will be YOU with piglets.

Mary-Kate: [on the verge of a total freak-out]
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP... MKARL, I AM REALLY MARY-KATE... YOU SAW ME PUSH
ASHLEY'S STUPID FACE IN THE SHIT... HELP ME PLEASE... SHE HAS TO HAVE THE
PIGLETS.

Mkarl:
I am sorry, Katie, but there is nothing I can do... I believe you, but I saw
that video where the pig raped that Danish woman... Besides, this is pretty
funny that you are getting what you had planned for your sister...

Mary-Kate:
NO, IT'S NOTTTT... OH, MY GOD, MKARL... THE PIG... HE'S...

Mkarl:
Cumming, yeah, I know... We have three more animal scenes to get too and even
though this is the one that likely breeds you, we really have to move on.

[sorry for the pig industry out there, but I have limited knowledge of the
sexual workings of pigs... Would love to learn more though such as how big
their cocks are and what their cum is like... Anyone with knowledge can write
me at mkarl2000@hotmail.com]

As the pig dismounts from his conquest, Cod approaches the little slut who
dared give him attitude... In his hand is the syringe with the rooster sperm.

Cod:
So, you really are Mary-Kate... I guess this needle is for you than.

Mary-Kate: [having collapsed after the tribulations of being pig-fucked]
Wh...WHAT? Are you fucking crazy... I just got bred with piglets.

Mkarl:
You know, bacon always goes best with eggs, Mary-Kate...

[again, I apologize for the really sick imagery in these things, but I just
can't help myself... Sorry]

Ashley: [again holding her sister as Cod attempts to inseminate her with the
rooster spunk]
Hold still, Mary-Kate, we all like eggs and bacon.

Mary-Kate is able to hit her sister in the face which results in a blackened
eye for Ashley, but it is too little too late, and suddenly Mary-Kate has both
pig and rooster sperm breeding her... I guess as illogical as it would be to
have either succeed kind of makes everything else equally ridiculous so lets
have both succeed.

Mkarl:
Well, Katie, I know getting pregnant is hard work, but now you have a Goat to
fuck.

Mary-Kate:
No way, I can't... Ashley has too.

Mkarl:
Didn't Ashley just fuck the pig?

Mary-Kate:
NO FUCKING WAY, MKARL... THIS ISN'T FUNNY, YOU KNOW IT WAS ME... MAKE ASHLEY
FUCK THE SMELLY GOAT.

Mkarl:
Hmm... I can't decide... I guess whoever Gordon wants he can have.

Mary-Kate:
WHAT... No way... I am your favorite.

Mkarl:
I can't even tell you both apart without the filthy face, Ashley has. Anyhow,
if the boy will bring Gordon the goat over here, we will see which of you two
he wants, now just start calling him Mary-Kate, and if you do not put your
heart into it than I will make you fuck every animal on this ranch.

Mary-Kate:
It is not even fair, though...

Mkarl:
Just do it Mary-Kate...

And we pause here as the story was origionally presented in two posts...

When last we saw our band of adventurous sex-freaks, mkarl had chosen to try to
get his farm loving fascination serviced by taking the precocious Olsen twins,
Mary-Kate and Ashley out to COD'S BULL RANCH. The convenient plot facilitator
of having a local 4H chapter, with all their young members and all their prized
stud animals, present has made it possible to schedule the girls to have sex
with two different species each... The more favored Mary-Kate [by virtue of her
Octagon victory in chapter VII] was to have the easier time with only having to
take a goat and a horse on... Her identical twin 13-year-old sister, was to
have suffered the humiliation of being bred by a pig and then fucked into total
oblivion by a bull... That was the plan, and a hot plan it was, but for anyone
who has already read the beginning of this adventure, you know that I can't
ever quite stick to the plan, now can I?

The situation as the action is about to pick up sees little naked Ashley and
the equally naked and freshly pig-fucked, Mary-Kate, being forced to call
Gordon to them for the next animal-sex... Gordon is a rather ugly Goat, but I
have heard they have big cocks, and after I get past the horses and bulls, I
really don't know that much about farm critters... The girls are forced to try
to win Gordon's attention as Mary-Kate was supposed to fuck him, but since
unfortunate circumstances led to her taking the pig-fuck meant for Ashley, I
have decided to fill space with this concept that she may now be spared the
humiliation of a goat-fuck...

Mkarl:
I said to call Gordon to you, Mary-Kate... And I better believe you mean it, or
else.

Mary-Kate:
But... This isn't even fair... COME HERE, GORDON... COME HERE, YOU STUPID
GOAT...

Ashley: [actually calling like she means it]
No, Gordon... Honey... Come get my pussy... Tight little girl pussy for your
big goat cock...

Gordon, if goats can even think, was probably looking at these two little,
naked human females and thinking to himself that one had cow shit on her face
while the other one had the smell of sex like she was heat or something, so all
of a sudden, Mary-Kate had work to do.

Mary-Kate:
NO WAY, MKARL... This isn't fair at all... I am your favorite... I won the
Octagon...

Mkarl:
If you keep forgetting your place, I will... You know what I will do... You
screwed up, bitch... It wasn't me that got you pig-fucked...

Mary-Kate:
Yes it w...

Mkarl:
MARY-KATE... You will get down on your knees now and begin to pleasure that
goat so we can give him a taste for humans... Don't forget the real joy for me
here is that the boy's mom will fall to that goat too, so you will be a good
piece of ass and pleasure this goat proper.

Mary-Kate:
At least make Ashley help me...

Mkarl:
Hmm... Naw... The goat isn't quite big enough for two girls... These kids all
want an eye full and the photographer for the local paper is going to need some
clear sight lines for his photo shoot, but you did just give me an idea for
when you do the horse.

Mary-Kate:
I don't have to do the horse... This is my second animal...

Mkarl:
Ashley can't be expected to do the horse and bull... That is too much animal
cock for one girl.

Mary-Kate:
Oh, but I have to do a filthy pig, and this smelly, stupid goat, and a goddamn
fucking horse...

Mkarl:
That mouth of your is so filthy... You can use it to pleasure that goat... NOW!

Mary-Kate looks to me as if she is about to add something else, but perhaps
memories of what I did to her during the pay-per-view where she was Stuffed
Then Snuffed still linger in her mind... I mean she did get better, but who
wants THAT to happen again?

I watch with keen interest as the cute little chick drops to her knees besides
the [un?]suspecting beast, and reaches under his belly to find his maleness...
Who knows what thoughts go through an animal's head as it experiences human sex
for the first time?

I imagine the goat may have been thinking something along the lines of 'what
the fuck is this? This bitch smells good, but she ain't no goat [like goat's
would speak good English] wait... A second... That touching thing to my kid-
maker feels pretty... Goooood...'

If a goat might think something like the above paragraph, I can not begin to
imagine the sheer bliss at having the talents of a hot, wet, human mouth go to
work for the first time. I mean, I am a bit of an expert on dogs, and
considering that they seem to spend have of every waking moment licking their
own balls, I guess it should not be much of a surprise that they are usually
less then enamored at getting human oral sex... I mean if I licked my own balls
five or six hundred times a day, I might not appreciate my hummer's when I got
them, myself... For the goat, I imagine he would be a little more pleased with
Mary-Kate's forced compliance to put her young head below his belly and begin
to lick at his goat cock with her pink tongue.

Cod was holding the goat steady as Mary-Kate sucked him to readiness.

Cod:
Suck it, Mary-Kate, you slut... You love it.

Mary-Kate: [pulling off of the goat]
Sluuurppppp... I do not, you freak... You suck it, if you think it is so damn
good.

Mkarl: [always enjoying a little girl domination]
Hey, Cod... Go ahead and help Mary-Kate understand her place.

My new friend smiles and reaches down to grab Mary-Kate's hair... I guess
neither she or I really know just how far he will go, but I kind of would like
to see him slap her a few times, but alas, he proves to be the gentleman and
just force Katie back onto the goat's emerging, slimy cock.

Cod:
Suck it, whore.


At least, Mary-Kate's revulsion's at being forced to orally stimulate a smelly
goat has her gagging... I always get off on the nastiness of sex, and a girl
gagging is pretty hot to me... The 4H kids milling about me seem to enjoy the
site too, although a couple of the boys seem a little preoccupied with talking
to Ashley... Oh well, let the buggers have their fun... Ashley should not
really be needed for at least another page as I try to stretch out this goat
fuck while having absolutely no idea of how goats even fuck. [PS... For all you
goat owners out there, I am kind of curious and would value the info for next
time... You can write me at mkarl2000@hotmail.com]


Mary-Kate: [more obligatory cock-sucking and gagging special effects]
Mmmghh... Slurrrppp... Choookke... Sssssssuuuuckkkkk... Ggggggaggggg... [wow,
do I ever suck at these... Can anyone help me with better ones?]

Cod: [pulling Mary-Kate off of the goat's fully extended cock]
Okay that's enough bitch, everyone wants to see you get fucked now.

Mary-Kate:
This stupid goat isn't going to put any kids in me, is he mkarl?

Mkarl: [looking to where Ashley seems to be dropping to her knees for the boys]
Hmm... No, I like the bacon and eggs joke from before.

Mary-Kate: [to Cod]
I can do this myself, mister... That is how mkarl will want it so you just step
back and play with yourself or do whatever you pervs do while watching me fuck
this stupid goat.

Cod:
I got a better idea, bitch... I will get this goat in you, and while you are
taking the biggest, hardest cock you ever had, I will have you suck me off so I
can say I had the both of you twins here today.

Mary-Kate:
NO FUCKING WAY... MKARL...

Meanwhile, as Katie and Cod were helping me fill space, it looked like the boys
from the 4H were going to help little Ashley clean up after having her face
shoved in the cow shit by her bitchy sister... I guess a little 13-years-olds
face is a safer urinal target than is some electrified fence so I just watched
and enjoyed the show as the kids all stepped up to bat and began to hose Ashley
clean.

Mary-Kate:
MKARL...

Cod:
He is busy getting off on all them boys pissing on your sister's face... Now
don't make me hurt you... I am going to lift this goat on you and then take my
place for the pictures, bitch.

Poor Mary-Kate... The truth is that she did win the Octagon fair and square,
and she should have been given an easier time here in the animal farm
adventure, but... Then again if fishes were wishes, or however that saying
goes...

For those into the water-sports, seems Ashley had nine boys willing to piss on
her... Boy, country folks are right neighborly... Reminds me of that episode of
the Friends TV show where Joey told everyone he would pee on them too if he
needed... I would love to see all those girls take it all over their faces and
they will soon, so keep your eyes open for my Friends stories coming [cumming]
after I watch the season premiere tonight.

So while I was preoccupied watching all the young boys piss on Ashley's face,
Cod was able to progress our story by helping the goat mount and penetrate
Katie's cunt. The goat seemed to be quite agreeable and was quickly trusting as
though he very much intended to father a kid with this human... Cod then shut
Mary-Kate's yappy, plaintive mouth by helping himself to a second blow job...
By the time I was finished watching Ashley showered clean, The excited goat was
in the process of having his balls beginning to tighten as he was about to
unload...

Mkarl:
Hey, wait a second... Cod, I am not so sure we should mix that goat cum in
Mary-Kate's pregnancy equation.

Cod:
Why don't you just consider it milk for your breakfast?

Mkarl:
Umm...

But it was all too late... Much, much too late, for me... For Mary-Kate... For
everyone but the goat as the ram bleated out his triumph and entered his seed
into the lottery as to who would father Mary-Kate's next.

Mary Kate was less then amused as she demonstrated by giving Cod a nip...

Cod:
YOU CUNT...

Finally, he slaps her.

Mkarl:
Hey Cod... put it in the bitches ass... and then let's get on to the horse as I
at least know a little about them.

Cod:
No... Just invite me back for the special event you have planned at the reunion
later and I will pay this cunt back then... For now, you can handle this bitch
and just let me sit back and enjoy her horse fuck with all the other pervs.

Mary-Kate could undoubtedly see the displeasure in my eye as I approached the
arrogant bitch.

Mary-Kate:
But, mkarl... You don't want me getting a goat kid, do you?

Mkarl:
Don't presume you know anything, bitch...

Mary-Kate:
Please... Mkarl, I am your favorite now... You will let me be the one you are
nice to because I beat the fuck out of Ashley for you in that Octagon...

Mkarl:
Hmm... Yeah, that is why I am going to let you get fucked by a horse now... All
you girls love horses right... I mean when you ride them... That galloping
steady bumping of those powerful horses between your legs... You know the rumor
is that the great Russian leader, Catherine, was killed when a horse that was
fucking her fell on her from his harness.

Mary-Kate:
I... D-do like horses, mkarl... And you know I want to please you and be your
favorite, but... I already had to fuck that stupid pig and this stupid goat...
And don't forget that rooster cum you made me get so I would lay an egg for
you... Please... I think Ashley should be with this horse.

Mkarl:
Of course she will... You gave me the idea yourself for the two girls...
Besides, Ashley has had no lines up to now, and I am sure her fans are annoyed
at that.

Ashley: [with her wet little face]
Thanks mkarl... I love horses too...

Mkarl:
Yeah, well since Mary-Kate is my favorite, she is the one who gets to be
fucked... But you will help the horse get in her and it will be your job to
pull the horse out before he cums in your sister and puts a foal in her.

Mary-Kate:
NO WAY, MKARL... I can't have a horse baby... You better not be thinking...

Mkarl:
You will take whatever I decide to give you, Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
But... Ash... She won't pull the horse out in time.

Ashley:
Oh grow up, Katie... Do you really think I will make you pregnant by a horse...
SHEESH.

Mkarl:
I think we can trust, Ashley... Besides, you kicked her ass, so she knows
better then to double-cross you.

Mary-Kate:
Fuck this... Mkarl...

Mkarl:
Enough, Mary-Kate... I warned you... OKAY... One more WORD... And it will be
you that gets fucked by the bull... Do you understand?

Mary-Kate: [silence]

Mkarl:
Okay... The horse is that black beauty in the coral over there... He is a
thoroughbred and a direct decedent of Secretariat, so his sperm normally
fetches several thousand dollars... You would be honored to have his foal,
Katie.

Mary-Kate:
But...

Mkarl:
I said 'not... another... word.' Don't make me repeat myself again... Now, I am
not sure how the image of a little thirteen-year-old getting pregnant by a
horse will be received, so Ashley is under instruction to get that horse's cock
out of you before he sperms you... Actually, I rather get off on the image of a
big three foot long horse's cock pumping a gallon of cum all over the face's
and bodies of two little naked sisters...

Mary-Kate:
THREE FEET?!?

Mkarl:
That might be a bit of an exaggeration... Mary-Kate, you are really pushing
this 'not another word' ultimatum... I mean it... If you open your mouth for
any other reason but to be sexy... You get the bull fuck.

Ashley:
Come on Katie... Lets go play horsy...

The procession made its way over to where the big horse awaited us... Cod had
arranged to have the horse properly stimulated, and a special sling put on the
beast to support his weight as he coupled with sweet Mary-Kate... Now, I
believe horse's eyes are a little more expressive than are pigs and goats, and
with a champion stud like the black beauty, it was not hard to read his mind as
his two little playmates climbed into the coral with him.

Ashley:
Oh, god... He's beautiful... You are so lucky, Katie... I bet he will have a
three foot cock... And gallons of horse sperm for us too.

Mary-Kate:
Well... Yeah... He is a nice horse... Okay... I have to fuck him, but mkarl
wants you to help, so I think you should suck him.

Ashley:
Mmm, my pleasure... What a nice horsy... He is going to be such a good lover to
you Katie... I think he knows what we are for... Don't you boy? Come on
Katie... You get on the other side, and let's make his cock come out so we can
see how big it is.

It was quite the hot little scene with the two young nymphs and their equine
boyfriend... The horse wasn't quite three feet in the length of his equipment
but the kid's small hands trying to wrap around his girth, gave him the
illusion of even being bigger. As the beast was already pre-stimulated, it was
fairly self-evident by the demanding tones of his snorts that he expected
pussy... Not some lame-ass hand job.

Mary-Kate:
Suck him, Ashley... You know you want to.

Ashley:
Mmm... yeah...

As the boy-[cock]-crazy one put her head up to the horse's big, back cock,
Sindee took out her instamatic camera to capture the Kodak moment for her
readers. A couple of the kids in 4H looked away... Perhaps clinging to some
bizarre double standard where a slimy horse or dog cock is fine for a girl's
pussy, but disgusting for sucking on... What is it with that shit anyhow? I
mean this whole oral sex issue... I guess this is not the time or place, but
still...
Luckily, there will always be sluts like Ashley Olsen who were born to suck
cock. Even big, two-foot-plus horse cocks.

Ashley:
[just imagine your favorite horse-cock sucking sounds here... And imagine more
images of Ashley Olsen sucking that big horse's cock... You know how big it
is... Umm... What would it taste like for a little slut like Ashley Olsen to
suck? That big head of that horse's cock pushing into the girl's mouth... Any
little weight shift could push the whole thing down her throat all the way into
her belly... No I am not going to do that, but...]

Mkarl:
Hey, Ashley, what's wrong...

Cod:
Shit... I think her waving those arms all panicky means that head of the horses
cock has gotten stuck in behind her teeth like when someone buts a pool ball in
their mouths and can't get it out again.

Mkarl:
Fuck, is that even possible?

Cod:
Hey, this is your call... But the way that horse's ball's are tightening, if we
don't help that girl, she just may get her head blasted off here.

Mkarl:
MARY-KAT...

Oops, too-late again... Probably should have opted to use the shorter 'Katie.'
Not that her sister would have helped Ashley anyhow... I mean standing right
there, Mary-Kate had to realize, Ashley's predicament at having that huge
horse's cock lodged in her mouth. Still all Mary-Kate did was step back as the
horse unloaded and began to cream in Ashley's receptive mouth.

Give little Ashley points for trying... I mean she tried to swallow that hot,
horse cum as best as she was able... But... Well, horses do cum a lot, don't
they?

Sindee: [snapping a picture as Ashley's little cheeks balloon with the fill of
horse spunk]
FUCK... SHE'S GOING TO DROWN IN HORSE CUM!


Mkarl:
Don't be so melodramatic... She will probably pass out, but she won't drown...
Anyhow, her face is now plastered in the horse's jism... And once someone
successfully dislodges that horses cock from her mouth, and he stops dragging
her around, you can snap all the pictures you want... I am sure that the
circulation of a country paper with a little girl's horse-sperm soaked face on
page one will set an all-time high for you and probably get you like Lois
Lane's job in metropolis or something.

Sindee:
You know... You are really sick and evil, mkarl... But you are probably right
about the pictures of Ashley... I am not so sure that horse didn't just drown
her, but as long as she is still breathing, I will take some pictures of her...
You bastard.

And while, Sindee and Cod look to get Ashley dislodged from the horse, I turn
my attention back to bad little Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
Hey, I'm sorry, mkarl, but that was not my fault.

Mkarl:
No... I suppose not... But we still have a problem here where I wanted the
bull-fuck to be the grand finish for this adventure, but for all we know,
Ashley is going to need some more Dallas style revision before she can be
useful to us again.

Mary-Kate:
So... Fuck her body anyhow... I bet some freaks like that.

Mkarl:
Mmm... We could do that, but unfortunately, THIS freak kind of likes some
screams and things with his impossible nightmare sex.

Mary-Kate:
Well... I am sure Ashley didn't get drowned by that horse.

Mkarl:
It really does not matter, Katie... The fact is I want to see someone lively
with this bull and since the two of you look the same to me anyhow...

Mary-Kate:
No way... Ashley is just faking... THAT CUNT...

Mkarl:
Let's go over to the bull pen Katie... Maybe a couple of these 4H boys would be
so kind as to smack you around a little and hog tie you so you will be a little
more cooperative for the rape.

Okay... Doubt that a hog tie would be conducent to getting bull fucked...
Actually, this is really where I am not so sure what would have worked best for
the fuck scene. My own favorite imagery is to see the boys go and throw the
bound, helpless, naked girl face first, over the fence rails so she falls down
into some filthy animal excrement... Meanwhile, the bull has no real love for
humans in the first place and is just as inclined to come over and gore the
bitch with his horns as do anything else, except it is the 'season' and the
close proximity of some cows needing servicing is the magic potion that allows
our bullish hero to opt an alternative usage of the hapless little filly.

For all I know, the bull just may smell the sex on Mary-Kate by this point...
Anyhow, love the idea of a bull just jumping on a girl and using his weight to
really push her down onto the ground of that filthy pen... I mean, it is
disgusting to think about, but we have mostly all been in a cow pen before, and
we know what is all over the ground... Its not like they have flush toilets or
anything...

Yeah... That image gets me off... So that is how I wanted it, and if you are
hung up on the logic of whether her back could support the weight... Or if she
would be pushed so deep into that shit that she wouldn't be able to breath...
Whatever... I mean, as far as I know, there are no pictures of bulls fucking
women anywhere on the net, so I guess that it is not even possible, so whatever
else we do, we should be able to suspend our disbelief on these other nit-picky
elements...

Still, that is what I like to imagine when a bull fucks a women, but I did
solicit some advice on a more realistic scenario, so thanks out to Twyla for
her suggestions and Mary-Kate probably thanks you too for your more sanitized
scene here...

So inside the bull pen is a special sling-contraption and the 4H boys take
Katie over and tie her into it so she is face up... Her legs are then spread
and tied totally spread-eagle to allow access to the massive bull to get at her
cunt. Meanwhile, the bull is carefully maneuvered to the girl and his front end
is lifted into his own special harness that is above her head. This allows the
bull to effectively mount Katie missionary style... With her little legs just
barely long enough to be able to see her feet sticking out on either side of
that animal as he fucks her into oblivion.

Okay, it is all quite the elaborate production, but the results are worth it as
I listen to Mary-Kate take her cow-fucking.

Mary-Kate: [being stuffed with the biggest cock of her life]
AUUUUUGGGHHHHH... ITS KILLLLLLLING MEEEEEE... MKARLLLLLL... HEEEEEELLLPP
MEEEEEEEEEE... AH... A... NOOOOOOOO... OH GODDD... PLEASE, SOMEONE...
NOOOOOOOOOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOO...

The bull has some fine concentration and does not allow Mary-Kate's noisy sobs
and pleas distract him from his purpose... Unfortunately, any plans of a simple
egg lay are long since over, and there ain't any way of getting the bull
dislodged before he adds to the baby mix, so the kid gets spermed for her forth
time.

Mkarl: [to Cod, who has finished getting Ashley off oh the horse's cock]
You know... Is there any chance that your horse could still e up to fucking
Mary-Kate... I guess it would be really interesting to me what type of baby she
will have if we do that.

Cod:
Well... Depends on how much time you have... Still, we can do this simple, as
you know we harvest the studs sperm and do artificial inseminations here on the
ranch.

Mkarl:
So you have some horse cum for Mary-Kate.

Cod:
If that is your thing.

Mkarl:
Yeah... I have another idea too...

Okay, time constraints being what they are... Let me just wrap up here and tell
you all that Mary-Kate did get a horse injection... She conceived and had her
beastly offspring, a suitable gestative period later... It is fairly ironic
that this was her first full chapter of being my rightful favorite... It is
almost enough to make even me shudder at just what awaits her at the zoo.

As for Ashley's fate, you all know that already and you are right so that
doesn't really give me anything interesting to say on that other than it was a
pain on the trip home to here both the little bitches whimpering and whining
about the last gift I had arranged for them at that bull ranch.

See, the problem with identical twins is that you can't tell them apart in
their birthday suits, and as they were going to be spending a lot of naked time
in our next few adventures with Bill Clinton and stuff, I figured that I may as
well have them branded at the ranch... And none of that sissy electronic tag in
the ear shit either... I wanted some flesh searing, girl-screaming
identifications smoked into the cuties sexy white asses. So I gave them both
the Xxx-brand on their firm little butts... Ashley got her on the right cheek,
and Mary-Kate's is on the left... Or is it the other way around???

That's it... another edition of the Olsen twins churned out from the mkarl
studios. What is the consensus out there? To tell you the truth, it almost
seems like that Texas-dildo massacre segment was the most popular of the series
so far... Is that really what you all want to see more of? Maybe you are a
member of the silent majority and think it is time to kill this franchise... I
admit that the joke is over, but I still have a few sex ideas I would like to
explore... Should I continue to use the twins or find some new play toys?

Your votes decide these things so let me know whatever you really believe at
mkarl2000@hotmail.com

And until next time,
This is The Depraved Canuck,
Mkarl
For Thursday, September 23/1999

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