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The Olsen Twins


                             Olsen Twins Episode 1
                        By The Depraved Canuck [mkarl]

I saw Mary-Kate's and Ashley's 1998 calendar the other day and I knew it was
finally time. Watching the kids grow up on full house had been 'hard' in more
ways then one. The show was a piece of crap but the girls... Yummy! I waited to
age them to proper vintage and then I saw the calendar... Yes it was finally
time.

I had to be careful. I knew the girls were now doing another crap television
program so they would not be hard to find, but I needed to do it just right. I
had to have both of the precocious hotties or I would never be satisfied. That
is the trick to twins. Identical twelve year olds just presented a perve like
me limited possibilities; but they had to be a package.

It required a plan. Dad seamed to be out a lot letting the kids get into all
sorts of hijinks. Dad had his hands full and had hired a sitter by the name of
Carrie. She wasn't a bad piece of ass herself, if you care for them that age.

I watched for a two weeks to establish a routine. I think it doubled their
audience but I never bothered to check the ratings. As bad as the show was, I
knew I would have to take the girls soon or risk losing them once more to the
obscurity of forgotten child stars. Then the opportunity became available. My
cock hardened as I hear dad would be away for the evening. Boy-crazy Ashley was
suppose to get into a pratfall and need to return to Carrie for some advice
after being touched rather inappropriately.

It was all so perfect. The little slut would be all bothered. Do to the prudes
at ABC, the girl had not even been heavy petted yet. I knew she wanted to try
all the things she had giggled about with her friends and getting warmed up
from the rude boy would have her ready to perform when I invaded the set.

Mary Kate would be a different story. The little tomboy would fight like a
wildcat but that would not be a problem. I packed three pairs of handcuffs into
my bag. A properly prepared pedophile was the successful pedophile. Mary Kate
would be able to explain the bruises around school from the sports field, but
it would not make her agent happy in his attempts to sex the kids up in such
thinly disguised pieces of child porn as their 1998 calendar.

Still, as pissed as Robert would be, the agent could take the next logical
progression for the kids when I was successful in breeding them. Covers for the
weekly rags would be all but guaranteed for months. Jerry Springer would do a
prime time special and people could do a tribute to Hollywood's youngest mom's
complete with a cover of both kids eight months pregnant posed in nothing but
panties.

I double checked my rape kit to make sure I had the special fertility drugs.
The testing had gone unfavorable for the drug company as the drugs were far to
powerful for commercial application despite guaranteeing a 100% success rate.
The side effects resulted in routine multiple pregnancies and a special
chemical component neutralized the pill, which might be necessary for little
Ashley as I had not watched more then just the two episodes of their crap
program and had no way to know if the producers had already done the obligatory
safe-sex, get-the-girl-responsible episode. Breeding the girls would guarantee
the Olsen twins would expand my renown on the net, and it was an absolute must
for all the wicked photo opportunities it would provide. People would have
their greatest sales ever and who knew how far Springer would go if it was
sweeps week. He might even allow me on the show to reenact the breeding. As I
finished confirming my supplies were in place, I was finally ready to do my
first pedo adventure.

I exited the green room and moved silently through the studio. A young child in
the second row was the first to notice me.

"Mommy, who is that naked man?"

Mom:
Shush, honey... I don't know. I have never seen a naked man on TGIF 'family'
night before.

Camera man, A, was the next to catch my approach. I motioned to get the camera
on Carrie so we could get the impact as I clubbed her with the bat.

Both twins looked shocked as they frantically looked to the cue cards for
explanation. Before either girl could improvise a line, I was on them like a
lion taking antelope.

Me:
Now, now, little one's... None of those water eyes... This is going to be the
show, no one will miss.

The boom mike was swung around to ensure I could be picked up.

Mary-Kate:
Who are you. You weren't in the script or dress rehearsal.

Me:
My name isn't important Mary-Kate and as you can plainly see I am not dressed
now stop your squirming and behave like Ashley.

The girls were responding as expected. I had grabbed both children by their
blonde hair, but while Mary-Kate immediately started trying to be the tuff kid;
Ashley was almost in a docile trance, and it was with no 'small' pride that I
saw the object of her fixation dangled between my legs.

Ashley:
What are you going to do to us mister?

Me:
Why Ashley, I am going to make you more popular than any little twelve year old
ever got before on the Internet.

Ashley: Really?

Sound Director:
We didn't get that Ashley, honey.

Ashley: [on the retake]
REALLY?

Girl's Coach:
No-no-no, honey. Feel it! You need to be soft but remember you need to show
your emotions for the camera.

I guess it was only a matter of time before the coach chimed in. That was the
problem with raping celebrities... with stage managers and producers... acting
coaches and directors... sometimes, it could feel like I had a car full of back
seat drivers. Throw in a studio audience where half the seats were filled with
butts of those whom had not yet graduated grade school, and I was going to have
a long, long day of takes and retakes before we had it all done... I just hoped
we could finish in a one day shoot... Drew Barrymore had taken almost two whole
weeks when that perfectionist, Spielberg had been calling the shots.

Ashley:[third attempt]
Really?

Okay, that was better... my turn again.

Me:
Yes Ashley. After I rape you and your twin sister, the good folks on the net
will transcribe this Friday's broadcast and make it available all over the net
in its uncensored form. I imagine the censors at Disney will never allow this
episode on public airwaves without those annoying black dots obscuring the view
when I stick my big cock in your tight, little, virgin holes; but with the
proper equipment and access to the original tapes, all of these hot action
scenes will eventually be shown uncensored to immortalize you for life.

Ashley:
You know mister... me and Mary Kate are only twelve, and nobody wrote us any
good jokes for getting cocks in us so maybe you should just wait until we can
get our writers to figure out what we should be saying when all this happens.

Me:
Ah, sweet little Ashley. The jokes might be funnier if I could wait, but look
at my cock. When a man has a cock like this than he can not wait to play with a
girl like you. Don't worry, I know some cute things for you to say when I beat
you and breed you... so you will still look all cute and fun for your fans.
Mary-Kate had been increasingly twisting and twirling to pull free and she had
earned the first feel of my hand across her face. The suddenly stunned child
took three steps backwards and fell straight to her ass.

Ashley:
MARY-KATE! Mister, we are supposed to do a lunch-pail photo shoot tomorrow. You
better not give Mary-Kate a black eye.

Me:
Mary-Kate is going to be so bruised black by the time I am done that she could
be mistaken for little Janet Jackson from Good Times. You, on the other hand I
know will be much more friendly. Now be a good girl and get a pair of handcuffs
out of that rape kit in the corner and use them to keep Carrie's hands behind
her back in case the bitch comes too.

With Ashley taking care of the baby sitter I turned back to the cute little
tomboy. The kid had that look. The one where she has to bite on her lower lip
to hold back the tears. She was even going to be better then the tuff kid from
Step By Step.

Me:
Get up on your knees bitch.

Director:
MORE FEELING.

Cripes everyone's a critic; still, he was the director, so I yanked the child
by the hair again.

Me:
GET UP ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!

Mary-Kate's eyes teared up as I struck her again. It was fucking good show that
Robert was not on the set, or I just knew the agent would be shouting not to
ugly his merchandise... The director for the day was to be no-such-problem.
Sure, the Hollywood scum bag had sold out his immortal soul to sink to such
amoral depths as to associate himself with such trash as Two Of A Kind; but he
was not, so far removed from art school, as to have completely forgotten the
keys to hot porn.

I struck little Mary-Kate thrice more and then let the nearly unconscious child
drop to the floor so I could examine how little Ashley was progressing. She had
such a precious expression on her face looking at where her punished sister lay
slumped on the stage. The child just melted from me as I reached down to
tighten the cuffs on Carrie.

Me:
Relax, little one. You don't have to take it, like Mary-Kate. You are the
slutty one, right?

Ashley: [unsure]
Well... yeah... I guess so, mister... but this is just suppose to be TV, so I
have not even got like, a finger in me... or anything yet.

Me:
But those nasty producers made you want it, didn't they?... Making you be the
boy crazy one?

Ashley:
I guess so, but I like boys. I just did a scene with a real hunk... He only
fake kissed me and I had to like, leave the party so... lame, and come home
because that was too much... you know... I mean no one even cares that I need
to go put on clean panties almost every dang commercial break.

Me: [ah... from the mouth of babes]
Well Ashley... than you will be happy to know, that you won't have to worry
about 'that' for the rest of this show, because you won't be wearing any
panties at all, in just a minute.

Ashley:
Wait a second Mister, are you sure we can even do this on TV? I never saw stuff
like this before.

Me:
Haven't you ever watched the playboy channel?

Ashley: [a little snotty]
No, I am only twelve years old! Mom and dad won't even let me look at those
cop's butts on NYPD Blue.

Me: [getting snotty right back]
So then you don't even know, now do you, Ashley?

Ashley: [little smart aleck]
Well, I do know when they are signaling for a commercial break, mister... so
just take it easy while I go get a drink of water, okay.

[Fuck I hated commercials. I just had to steam in my impotent rage and wait
while they hawked their soda pop and running shoes. I look to the audience to
double check that there were no heroes. The last thing I needed was having to
kill some fool in front of a national audience. Luck was with me as almost the
entire first six rows were filled with the fanny's of saucer eyed children. It
must have been some school field trip and teacher was busy trying to do a crash
course on sex-ed. I just waited, trying to keep my hard on while they
repositioned for shooting. A hand held camera had been procured on short notice
to ensure they would get some close ups of the penetrations as I busted the
kid's cherrys. I looked down at Carrie and thought about getting busy with the
bitch while waiting for the commercial break to end but before I could start
the director came over.]

Director: Say chap, obviously we weren't expecting any to this and I want to
begin by just stating for the record that so far you are coming across as a
total psycho but the producers were not thinking of having the girls pop up
pregnant until they were at least 14. Any chance we could persuade you to just
maybe have the little cuties suck you off all over their little girl faces?

Me:
I wish I could help, but the girls really strike me like they need to get
knocked-up. I got this whole idea from hot they have been getting sexed in
their promo work. If the kids are old enough to flaunt it I really feel that
they have to get bred.

Director:
Yeah, well I am not really into kids myself but that Mary-Kate character does
seam to irk me so go with what you thing best but make sure you rough the
little bitch up some more. Let her now what she is really for. Who knows if you
feel up to leaving the little bitch tied after you are done maybe the film crew
can have a wrap party when we get the scene done.

Me:
Yeah, I see a couple of colored faces in the crowd. The babies have to be mine
or one of those boys but the rest of you can bang the girls all you want. Just
send someone to the drug store for a good supply of condoms.

Director:
All rightie than... Say, what is your name anyhow for the credits.

Me:
Ashley is calling me mister, I would prefer master but I could really be just
about any 'right' thinking man, so let the viewer of this work decide who I
really am.

Ashley set her bottled water down and came back over to take her mark as we got
counted back down to action.

Me:
Okay Ashley strip for the camera and show all your little fans that twelve year
old cunt.

The kid looked a little embarrassed as she reached for the zipper of her skin
tight designer denims. She tried to put her skill into it. The kid inched her
jeans off her ass and turned to give me a flash of her cute little bum as she
slid the pants down her firm little legs.

Me:
Very good cunt... now, take off that jacket and shirt.

Ashley slipped her top over her head and then shucked off her t-shirt too. She
had a little training bra that almost looked too precious, but it had to go
too.

Ashley: [a little self conscious]
My boobs aren't very big yet mister.

Me:
I prefer you call them tits Ashley, and to a pedophile like me, they are just
about perfect.

Ashley: [reassured]
Okay... do you want my panties off, too?

Me:
No... not yet. Time to strip little Mary Kate... I, read in an interview that
you are the older girl, Ashley... yet the little bitch does not know how to
respect you... What would you say to... helping me rape and humiliate the cunt?

Ashley:
Really mister, do I still have to get fucked too?

Me:
Of course you do Ashley... Pictures of the two of you with your big pregnant
tummies on the covers of all the celebrity rags is what I live for. Still, if
you cooperate at least you will still be pretty enough to take pictures for
your lunch box tomorrow.

Ashley: [catching my meaning]
I never got to do a picture by myself before. That little bitch Mary-Kate, is
just... always around. I don't have to do any like... really mean things to her
do I?

Me:
Yes Ashley, don't worry, I will help you along...


End of Episode 1

I guess not all of life's issues can be settled in a half hour sitcom. If
ratings are favorable I anticipate the producers will have me back for next
week. It is sweeps period after all. Let me know your vote at
writemkarl@hotmail.com

If I don't get arrested in the meantime, join me here same bat channel, same
bat time tomorrow as we see just what the shows writers can whip up for the
girls. Pedos Are Us is sponsoring an on-going special contest and best
suggestion on how to really fuck these kids over, wins an all-expenses paid
personal visit with me through the e-mail, so get those comments and
suggestions on the way.

                 The Olsen Twins: Waiting To Reload The Camera
                            By The Depraved Canuck

Production Manager: Two minutes.

Fuck. That is the problem with trying to rape TV kids... you always think the
happy ending will show up within the allotted half-hour but between keeping the
sponsors happy and waiting for the laugh track... I guess I knew this would
probably be a two-parter at least.

Ashley: [surprisingly?]
Hurry Mister. Let's do something to Mary-Kate.

I had to laugh... as I had researched the twelve year old twins, I had learned
that Ashley was being portrayed as the boy crazy one. ABC said it themselves in
the promos for the twin's crap TV show, Two Of A Kind. I just never knew that
she was going to be a total little collaborating slut before the end of the
first show... I guess I would have got off on beating her into submission too,
but at least I had Mary-Kate to take out my... desires on.

Little tough girls just beg for it, don't they?

When a girl thinks she can get away with 'that' attitude, than it can just
never be too early to correct them... I had not been able to act... when the
HOUSE was FULL, as the girls seamed present only one at a time?... but now,
that I had them together, I was going to fulfill every pedophiles dreams... and
breed me the Olsen Twins.

Me:
We can't really do anything in two minutes... WHAT IS THE CHANCE OF TURNING
THIS IN TO AN HOUR SPECIAL?

Director:
Sorry guy. The network needs to go with Sabrina. It is the only thing on all
night that is not a piece of crap... [I did not know if I would go that far...
the cat and the aunts were pathetic, but that good little witch had made for an
excellent fuck last season] but early studio audience test scores are through
the roof. I just got off the phone with the producers and they are offering you
star billing as a new regular.

Me:
Sorry myself to that, but there are too many sexy celebrity kids that need the
treatment. I could commit to a regular recurring guest spot perhaps, but then I
need to keep the girls and the film rolling to get next weeks show in the can
now... before the authorities get involved.

Director:
I don't know. The actors guild would freak if we kept the kids going past the
allowed hours.

Me:
Ashley won't lodge a protest; will you sweet thing?

Ashley:
No mister, and if you punch Katie in the mouth and break her jaw she won't be
able to complain either.

Me: [laughs]
Ha-Ha-Ha, we just might do that, but I am sure that your fans would like to see
you rough up your sister a little first... so for that last two minutes this
show, why don't you just jump all over the little bitch and start stripping her
so we are ready next week to start getting both of you raped.

Ashley:
Okay mister... [my obedient little slut said as she took the nearly unconscious
Mary-Kate by the hair.] this is for not taking the garbage out when it was your
turn... and this is for spilling grape juice on my nice shirt you borrowed
without asking... and this is for being so stupid.

Director:
ASHLEY HONEY, ONE MINUTE; START STRIPPING HER, BABY.

And so it was that ended the most talked about episode of family TV ever to the
point. The closing camera shot was the first time twelve year old pussy that
had ever been on national TV. Oh, the moral groups rattled their sabers, [but
what the fuck does that ever accomplish? It turned Jerry Springer into the most
successful daytime show in the world.] I think those holier then thou types
knew pointing the finger would generate the controversy that guaranteed the
ratings that kept everything on a continuing spiral to the bottom of our lowest
common denominators but then who could blame the hypocrites because I would
defy anyone not to have got an erection or a pair of wet panties as little
Ashley gleefully slipped off Mary-Kate's innocent flowered panties and made the
child an instant idol of every pedo with a computer and/or television.

Ashley dropped her naked, humiliated, bound and unconscious sister to the
stage. The look in her eyes was priceless, as was the damp darkness of the
crotch of her own little girl's panties. The cutie was hot of breath, as she
went over to take another swig of her bottled water... I saw the props manager
inject a shot into Carrie's ass to keep the bitch out so I would not be
required to bash her head in again. It, was quite, considerate... and I said,
'thank you' to her...

Everyone rushed about to get the camera reloaded. I guess the writers had been
frantically coming up with some cute little tummy ticklers for the girls based
on what they had assumed, to be my intentions... and I saw Ashley walk her
little, panty-covered ass over to, study the cue cards as they were prepared.
The kid looked a... little anxious, so I decided to go over to get her a little
more comfortable with her role.

Me:
Hey kid... you did really good so far.

Ashley: [sipping from her water bottle]
Gee mister, I never expected to do this type of show until my career was
like... dead... at least until next year.

Me:
Well honey, I saw the dirty picture you made in that 1998 calendar, so that is
why you are getting raped today.

Ashley:
Oh yeah... the one with me and Katie in our pajamas on the bed all shock eyed,
like some burglars had just entered the bedroom and were going to filthy us...

Me: [playfully]
Ashley!... That sweet trashy twelve year old mouth... is 'that', what you were
thinking for that picture?

Ashley: [a little embarrassed]
Yeah they said to think up something scary... I am not a slut but...

Me: [helping the kid out]
I know... stories get told. Do you know what put that look on Mary-Kate's face?

Ashley:
Golly, it could have been, like... anything mister... but you know the dog on
our show?...

Me:
I don't watch the crap you do.

Ashley: Oh... well... anyhow... when Mary-Kate was in the dressing room... the
dog... followed her back there... and tried to fuck her.

Me: [ears definitely perked up]
What?

Ashley: [Gleeful]
Yeah... it was hilarious. You know, how big he is... and stupid, Mary-Kate was
sooo embarrassed... he almost fucked her, before she finally screamed... and
the trainer then spoiled everything... but you should have saw the scratches
all over her, and all the cum on her panties... where the dog was trying to...
stick his... cock, in her. Now that was very interesting.

[I let the kid have her laugh.]

Me:
Is the dog here this week?

Ashley:
No he filmed his scene yesterday... I think he is doing a, food commercial
today... Say mister, if you make this show popular enough that we don't get
canceled... I mean... after we have the babies... and everything, if you are on
the show... next year or something, do you... want to... maybe, breed Mary Kate
with the dog, and maybe... say that you want some black guys or someone to make
me their slave, like... too?

[Priceless]

Me:
Is that, what you would like, Ashley?

Ashley:
Oh Yes!... more then anything.

Me:
Okay. You should make a fine, little, piece of white trash. Maybe some of the
guys from family matters will guest star.

Ashley:
Yuck... tell them you want some tough kids... from NYPD BLUE.

Me: [with growing respect for the kid]
Okay... but then the producers of that show will probably want you to do a
guest spot for them... and probably show your little ass off now that it will
be so famous.

Ashley:
Okay... I don't care, cause, I have a nice ass, don't I, mister?

I just gave the increasingly eager child a last little pat on that nice, little
ass. I had been feeling the little twelve year old up as we had talked, but I
knew she had lines to memorize if she was going to even come close, to getting
a genuine laugh out of anyone.

I left Ashley and walked over to where Mary Kate had revived and was being
talked to by the production manager.

Me:
I will take over.

Mary-Kate tried to fight back the tears so as not to give me the satisfaction I
guess. The little wild cat still had some fight left... good for her. Breaking
this delicious little morsel would be... a gourmet pervert's delight.

Mary Kate: [lower lip trembling]
Why are you doing this?... I don't even know you.

Me:
I am a man, Katie. And sometimes men do these things. Little girls should not
act too sexy until they are ready to get played with this way.

Mary-Kate:
But... you hit me... and no one will... even help... Robert isn't here. Dad is
off screen... and I think you killed Carrie with that baseball bat... Are you
going to kill me?

Me:
Maybe... probably not this time... or even next because you have to have a baby
and finish with the doggy first, but I am sure little Ashley might be into just
about anything by now, so I might let her decide if this series will end with a
snuff episode or not... Neither of you is talented enough to ever do a show
again, so there is no point trying to leave the door open for comeback
specials, is there? I am not really into necessarily snuffing either of you,
but maybe it will be a poll by my sponsor PEDOS R US at writemkarl@hotmail.com
attention the snuff poll , where fans of this episode can vote whether they
want you, your sister, or both of you snuffed... I mean it won't be like anyone
will miss just one of you, will they? I think the winner of the contest will
get an all-expense paid personal reply e-mail from me, Mkarl [The Depraved
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Mary Kate: [just not getting into the spirit of things]
Don't kill me mister.

Me:
That will be up to the participants in my shamelessly plugged poll bitch, now
just wait here and think about what a beautiful mommy you are going to make,
posed with Ashley... in nothing but panties... umm... showing off your eight...
months... pregnant bellies, on the cover of... people magazine... yeah, and
then, think about next season's fall sweeps where I will have you satisfy that
dog... and just to really get the water works running, little cry-baby...
remember if your show makes it to the end of the year, than I will be back then
too, and we will have had time to count all the votes.

As the young cunt completely started crying for her daddy, I just stepped back
to take one last look at the virgin sisters... so identical, and yet, so
different too, as they spent their last minutes of innocence... then it was
time to take our marks.

                     Olsen Twins III: Breeding the Bitches
                            By The Depraved Canuck

Welcome to the payoff... for anyone keeping score at home, this is the third
part of a story where I invade the world or Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen and have
sexy fun with the twelve year old Hollywood cock-teasers. The mission is to
teach the kids what happens to little girls that... act too-cute. If I have a
good fuck, and end up with the satisfaction of starting a whole new industry of
Ashley and Mary-Kate pedo-pornography promotional properties, than so much the
better... but success will only be measured on the successful Breeding of the
Bitches.

The idea is a culmination of factors; the rise of Jerry Springer shock appeal
for the America media market... hollywood sluts posing pregnant and naked on
the covers of industry magazines... and of course, the promotional machine of
the child stars themselves... and most specifically, their 1998 calendar that
just made me wonder what they saw approaching the bed to get a look like that
on their pretty little faces.

Without further ado... here is Breeding the Bitches.

It had been somewhat interesting playing with the moment and just soaking the
atmosphere as I killed time before the production team had rolled over into
position to get a new show in the can, but now that we were going to roll, I
had to make sure I was calling the shots.

Me:
OKAY LISTEN UP EVERYONE. I KNOW YOU ALL ARE TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE, BUT
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED, AS IT IS GOING, SO THIS TIME WE
ARE DOING IT MY WAY. I DON'T NEED ANY COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY. YOU
GUYS JUST CATCH THE ACTION, WHILE I BREED THESE BITCHES AND I GUARANTEE YOUR
SHOW GETS WATCHED BY EVERY PERVERT IN THE FREE WORLD... AND THAT WILL SET A NEW
TELEVISION RECORD.

I waited as Ashley went over to her sister so we could pick up where we left
off, and then I told the kid to sit on her sister's face and make the little
tomboy pleasure her. If Katie wanted to be a boy type then she should have to
see what we put up with.

Ashley just smirked like she had wanted to sit on her sister for a long time.

Ashley:
Okay Katie, I guess this is where we prove who is the boss, huh?

Mary-Kate looked like she wanted to spit venom. The kid's make-up was a mess
from the tears and she just screamed.

Mary Kate:
GET OFF ME ASHLEY, WHY ARE YOU GOING ALONG WITH THIS FREAK?

Ashley:
Because I am the boy crazy one... now shut up and lick my cunny.

[I don't think I need to tell any of you how hot it would look for one twelve
year old girl to sit on the face of her twelve year old identical twin, but in
case you can't imagine it... WO-OW-OWWW!]

Ashley was just humping Katie's face. For a couple of kid's having their first
on camera sex scene, they were just operating on raw animalistic emotions;
Ashley primal lust, and Mary-Kate, pure survival.

I slowly pulled my cock while I heard Ashley read off a couple of what passed
as jokes on her pathetic show.

Ashley:
Yeah Katie. You always wanted a cat right?... Here is the pussy for you.
[insert laugh track] The tomboy one should like girls [insert laugh track] Eat
me out you stupid slut. [now that one got a genuine response from the studio
audience.]

Lez action... is for those who... really enjoy it, and I could not be with twin
twelve year olds without, some of that type of fun but... I really had bigger
fish to fry [read 'impregnate'] so I told Ashley 'fun time was over'. The lust
crazed kid banged her sisters head up and down against the floor a couple of
more times and then stood up to give the camera a shot of Katie's juice covered
face.

I told Ashley it was time for her breeding, but just so we did not have to
listen to Mary-Kate continue to cry and beg everyone for help; we would gag
her, with her panties. I told Ashley to hold them for me while I took a piss to
flavor them first. I told Ashley to add her little girl taste too.

The precious doll asked if she could put the panties in her sisters mouth first
and just piss on Katie's whole face.

Me:
Of course sweetie... take a twelve year old's piss all over Mary-Kate's crybaby
face.

Ashley looked straight into the camera and gave the boys and girls at home her
little smile as she debased her sister. It was sooo hot, than I had Ashley
secure the piss soaked panties into Mary-Kate's mouth with duct tape making
sure to get it around and around her head to make things painful when it got
cut out.

Me:
Okay Ashley, get on your knees and show everyone why you are called the boy
crazy one.

Ashley:
Finally, I always wanted to make a boy... happy. You might be all grown up,
Mister; but I am going to pretend you are, like, that cute kid from Home
Improvement okay.

Me:
All unfaithful cunts do things like that Ashley, so I would expect nothing
better from you. It will be enough for me to know that it is my cock that is
gagging you and my cock that is going to fill your cunt with the baby.

Ashley:
Isn't there any way I do not have to have the baby mister?

Me:
No.

Ashley:
Okay than.

I pulled the girl's blond hair from her face, as I had her open her twelve year
old mouth to accept the head of my experience cock. I paused as the production
department took a still shot of their money maker about to be orally impaled by
my eight inches... then I inserted.

Ashley's eyes opened wide to the world of cocksucking. All the pretend practice
she had ever done on the wieners and carrots from her daddy's fridge could not
begin to prepare her for eight inches of the real thing. I pulled her head
tight to help her take it, deeper.

I guess I knew it made for a hot show, but the jerk with the handheld was
trying for a shot over the top, and it felt like I had someone trying to put it
up my ass, so I just grabbed the camera myself to do the shoot. I told Ashley
to look up and try to smile as she choked on my dick. The kid probably felt
self conscious of the drool but it is the fashion in porn to degrade the chick
while she sucks these days, so I just held Ashley, throat-filled, on my cock
and filmed her until I risked suffocating the child and finally had to release
her.

I was on the verge of shooting-off all over, the little angle's face; but I
needed to save my boys for baby-making, and so it was finally that time. I got
the fertility drugs from my rape kit and went over first to inject a shot in
Mary-Kate's twelve year old ass. She whimpered into the panty gag, as the
needle pricked her butt and I shot the ultra potent hormone mix in to activate
her system.

It was Ashley's turn next.

Me:
Do you know what is in this syringe?

Ashley:
That's for the baby right?

Me:
Yes Ashley... this is very powerful stuff. It is not legal, but I have enough
to do all the children of TV land. The stuff quite often gives multiple births
and the success rate guarantees that you and Mary-Kate will both be bred
bitches this very episode... but I want you to try to have twins and Mary-Kate
too... I think a lot of people will like it if twins have twins, and than all
this continues in the next generation in some follow-up TV reunion down the
rode.

Ashley:
You mean we might get on TV again? Even Mary-Kate will hope to have twins if
anyone will ever let us be on TV again.

I pushed the kid on to her prop bed and made my mount. Kid's can be tricky if
one has no experience. Ashley was tight but I had the experience for both of us
and easily broke her open. She gave the moan I loved, of freshly-deflowered-
virgin.

Ashley:
Mister, it hurts.

Me:
Yeah, feel it good bitch... now fuck, you little slut.

The studio audience held its collective breath as Ashley made like a bunny
rabbit. I would have loved to fuck the kid to orgasm but we had hit our first
commercial break. I looked down into Ashley's eyes and saw back the look of a
woman fulfilled. I kissed her mouth and swapped tongues as we tried to maintain
the mode. A bead of sweat dropped from my nose onto her face and the kid's
little pink tongue found it. She was ready for the breeding, and as the camera
started again I just finished.

[Ashley had been instructed to be very vocal about the baby to try for the
laughs.]

Mister. I am just a kid... [laugh track] I am too young... [LT] You are going
to ruin me... [LT] Oh God Mister, knock me up. It feels so good.

[They always wanted it.]

I told Ashley to raise her little ass in the air and hold herself so the cum
could run down into her, and then I started over to Mary-Kate who had watched
in horror at what was to be done to her next. The kid was perfectly terrified
and I kicked her as I stepped up to the plate.

Me:
Feel that bitch. You thought you could get away with it cunt. Everyone wants
this for you. No one cares. No one is going to help. We changed the script so
daddy gets in a car accident trying to drive home. He isn't coming from stage
right to rescue you cunt. Carrie is still out from the baseball bat so you just
take it now bitch. The whole fucking studio audience wants to see it...
listen... GIVE ME A HELL YEAH, BREED THE BITCH IF YA'ALL WANT IT.

Studio audience in unison:
HHEELL YEEAHH BRREEDD THHEE BBITTCCCHH

The public had spoken. I slapped Katie several times and dragged her naked
carcass across the stage cave-girl style to the bed set.

Me:
Scoot over Ashley... make room for sister.

Ashley stayed quiet as I raped her sister's virgin cunt. Mary-Kate kept a
steady flow of tears until I shot off deep into her prepared cunt. Everyone in
the audience seamed to orgasm simultaneous at the poignant point of my
insemination of Kate's fertile cunt. I lifted the child by her ankles and held
her dangling for the camera like the catch of the day, while my cum ran deep
into her twelve year old cunt.

The audience broke out into unrestrained applause. Shouts of encore, encore
filled the studio. Ashley had never seen anything like it in her life and took
a bow for the crowd before I ordered her to get elevated again. The show still
had a segment to fill but that was the directors problem... I had my
satisfaction for the moment and was to make my personal excursion from the
scene.

Oh I know that there is still story potential for more, and I would not object
to exploring it but I need to know if it is worth the time. My sponsors Pervs R
Us, wants to have this become a new franchise for me. If you would like to
follow the Olsen Twins on the talk circuit send me a line at
writemkarl@hotmail.com and address it to More Olsen Twins. If response is
favorable the producers will also bring me back for Olsen Twins revisited where
the dog and some black studs getting on the action. I could also tell you about
the cast and crew wrap party that was just starting on the girls as I exited
stage left, but right now I have to run as I answer the mail of the day. For
your own mail from the author send me your comments on this or any other story
by the Depraved Canuck or mkarl at writemkarl@hotmail.com

                       Olsen Twins: 12 Year old Mommies
                            By the Depraved Canuck

Oh the humanity... Mkarl reporting live from the publicity studios of ABC where
little Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have just addressed the thongs of interested
reporters as to the results of their fraternity tests and those results are
going to cost me a fortune on my cigar purchase budget.

The girls almost seamed painfully shy at the circus atmosphere of their big
announcements... Following on the day after the first airing of the big
broadcast, the girls had seen their show set a new television record for North
American prime time audience pulling in an amazing 86 share of the television
market... Reporters from everything from The World Weekly News to Maternity
World were on hand to interview the little 12 year old knocked-up
celebrities...

Ashley spoke first.

I want to thank everyone for all the kind attention... The media and fan
response since that mysterious man raped us three weeks ago has been amazing
and very heart felt... We wanted to wait until the episode aired last night
before releasing the results of our pregnancy tests and we have a lot of news
for everyone.

First of all the show last night set an all time record for viewing... Robert
says we could have rivaled the World Cup or Olympics if our crappy show was
carried in more countries... The ratings were not enough to save us from
cancellation for the 1999 fall lineup but I would be very interested in hiring
that man to help mine and Mary-Kate's personal production company do a
theatrical release of our continuing story if he will get back in touch with
us.

I think Disney may have freaked a little when the censors butchered the job
with the black dots and let me go nation wide with that guy's big cock going in
my little mouth... I want to thank Ben for the wonderful e-mail he sent to me
at what a good cocksucker I was for just a kid...

Anyhow... I don't know what crap ABC will replace us with but I am pretty sure
it won't be as hot as two 12 year old cuties getting more and more pregnant
every week so for that you are going to have to keep your eyes open for our
straight to exxxtacy TV release of The Olsen Twin's Getting Preggy... Robert
says we will produce it ourselves and will be hitting the talk circuit to
promote it soon...

I guess that is all I have to say since this is for ABC and I don't really want
to talk about them anymore since the assholes canceled us but Mary-Kate is
being a bitch and she wants to whine some more so here she is... Thank you I
had to snicker as little ruined Mary-Kate stepped up to the mic... In my
disguise, I was front row center and the kid did not even realize you was
aiming the camera at her disheveled face... Even with her Hollywood makeup
artists, the kid was a bit of a mess... She had obviously not been sleeping
well since her humiliation at the end of my dick.

The crowd hushed as she paused to hold back the wet tears of humiliation and
then began to speak.

You are all so sick... I am just a little girl... Why are you all writing such
bad things in your stories and in the emails on the computers? I never liked to
get raped... I was just trying to have fun as a actress... That man was bad and
he raped us and no one stopped him...

This morning when I was coming here with mom and Ashley, some boys were waiting
outside and they said their dog wanted to make me be a bitch and that the bad
man would snuff me but I just want to be left alone... Robert says now that our
show is getting canceled that I need to be doing more dirty things since that
is what everyone likes but I don't want too... Ashley and Robert are making
these babies part of a new stupid movie for our production company and I don't
like it... They want that guy to come back but he said I had to fuck a dog if
people vote for it at writemkarl@hotmail.com. He even said that his sponsors
are running a poll to kill me or Ashley... I think everyone should vote to kill
her if... I mean... I don't want thi... thisss...

As Mary-Kate started the waterworks, her agent Robert stepped in to usher the
little crybaby away from the microphone... I could not resist reaching down to
adjust my hard on as the slime ball agent took the podium with the big
announcements everyone was waiting for.

Could someone give Mary-Kate something to relax her... Poor kid... She is going
to make thousands from her new celebrity but 12 year olds, huh? Luckily I am
here to keep things moving... As Ashley correctly pointed out the show last
night was a runaway success... I can tell you right now that Disney is thinking
of doing an animated Saturday morning cartoon of Mary-Kate and Ashley's zoo
adventures but I am not sure that is where we want to go...

The kids are shooting an all new Calendar for 2000 where they will be posing
pregnant in panties for all the pictures... The Society for the Promotion of
Kindness to Animals is looking to hire Mary-Kate for a series of ads on the
importance of finding sexual release for the family canine... Ashley has had a
ton of offers for everything from stag party entertainment to becoming a Saudi
Arabian princess...

In the short while, the kids are going to be battling morning sickness for the
next few weeks so we will jut be filming the home documentary of the first
stages of their pregnancies... As Ashley mentioned, the movie will be released
on Exxxtacy TV as soon as the girls deliver... A home video release will follow
at better adult stores everywhere...

Finally Ashley will start up her own telephone line will you can here her taped
messages of what she would like you to do to her at 555-perv. Calls cost 9.99 a
minute and children under 12 should not let their parents know that you are
calling before you do.

Okay... With the big announcement now... Let me tell you fish-wrap writers to
get the presses halted for a new headline on page one reading Twins have twins.
The room burst into an uproar as the same question sprang forth from everyone's
lips...

I will allow Doctor Ross to explain.

As Doctor Ross took the podium I admit that I had my mind on just how many
Cigars would be required in four months time if I had four bastards on the way.

Hello, I am Doctor Ross... I am not normally an obstetrician but with the
celebrity of this case they brought me in to handle the press... It seams like
the fertility drugs used on Ashley and Mary-Kate have beaten the odds and both
girls conceived twins... Mary-Kate is having two boys while Ashley is having a
boy and a girl... I don't have much else to say so I will return to the
celebrity trash heap of guys who stupidly left successful shows and promptly
disappeared, never to be heard of again.

At this point the panel fielded questions but I am sure that I have no interest
in the inane ramblings of the morons at Entertainment Tonight and Hard Copy.

[FOLLOWING THE PRESS CONFERENCE] It was an interesting few months following the
press conference as Robert had the kids run wild on the publicity tour... Jay
Leno was boring as always and Entertainment Tonight was a complete joke but
there were several highlights of note.

Barbara Walters got Mary-Kate to cry again... Saturday Night Live spoofed the
girls with a recreation where both girls ended up slopped in a mix of fake cum
from super-soaker guns... The Department of Health made the girls poster kids
for planned parenthood and the kids went up on a bill board at Times Square in
their cute little panties and three month pregnant bellies...

Mary-Kate's commercial shoot for the S.P.K.A. turned out to be little more then
thinly disguised bestiality as the dog did everything but rape the kid in the
minute long spots before a canine bitch was introduced to relieve the dog's
randiness. In the third commercial in the series, Mary-Kate's panties tear and
the dog penetrates her... The censors get the black dots to cover but the look
in the kid's shocked eyes is priceless...

People magazine waited until eight months to do the kids on the cover... Both
girls [now 13] are naked in side profiles and looking very pregnant. Inside the
magazine in a sealed section is an exclusive where the girls do some
cheesecake... Very nice...

But the highlight of the celebrity tour was the Jerry Springer show where the
trash master surprised the kids with a special appearance by me.

Jerry:
Okay Ashley... Mary-Kate... Let me introduce the two of you to mkarl.

Me: [seeing Mary-Kate start to bolt]
Tackle your sister Ashley.

Ashley jumps up as Jerry's guest control cut off Mary-Kate's exit... Ashley
grabs her sister's long blond hair.

Mary-Kate:
Oww... LET ME GO ASHLEY.

I get to the girls and grab Mary-Kate myself.

Me:
On the stage, bitch.

Crowd: [mindless]
JERRY... JERRY... JERRY...

I reach down and pull of Mary-Kate's maternity pants and panties and then lift
her up for the cheering audience... I tell Ashley to strip to as the perverts
in Jerry's crowd go nuts... Mary-Kate tries to pull free so I bitch slap her in
the face and the crowd roars its approval... I hold Mary-Kate while Ashley
takes off her sister's top so both five month pregnant girls are naked and we
all sit down in our chairs to field the intelligent bits of wisdom form Jerry's
brilliant fans.

The fat girl:
I think that Mary-Kate is a bitch and I would love to get knocked-up by mkarl.

The geek in the glasses:
I think this is wrong that 12 year old girls should get raped.

Ashley: [annoyed]
We are 13 now, moron.

Jerry:
You seem very into being a mommy Ashley.

Ashley: [as if answering everything]
I am the boy crazy one Jerry.

The crowd:
JERRY... JERRY... JERRY...

Me:
Jerry, I think that the crowd might like to see you introduce the next surprise
for little Mary-Kate here.

Jerry:
Okay then... here is Comet the dog from Two Of A Kind.

Comet's handler leads the dog onto the stage as I reach into my rape kit for
the spray that I have formulated called Aroma a-Bitch... [available soon form
mkarl's bestiality superstores everywhere]

I gave Mary-Kate a spay in her face and one on the pussy and then threw her on
the stage... Comet decide to jump her ass... Ashley got down to help hold her
sister still as Comet thrust his hard dog cock hard into Mary-Kate's wet
cunt... Ashley giggled and told her sister that this time no one was going to
be throwing cold water on the dog... And no one did...

As Comet drove his knot into Mary-Kate and started to cum in the little girl, I
had Ashley go over to Jerry Springer and get down on her knees like a good
little girl... Jerry is pretty small but he had a good cum on Ashley's face...
The shoe set an all-time viewing record for Jerry and he gave us an invite to
do the deliveries live on his show, but me and Ron were thinking of a pay-per-
view combination delivery/gang-bang orgy...

Concerned comments and outraged rants will be fielded at
writemkarl@hotmail.com. You can actually write me about anything on your mind
in regards to this or any other work of mkarl or The Depraved Canuck. All mail
is welcome and replied too.

The Depraved Canuck
[mkarl]
writemkarl@hotmail.com with comments or concerns

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