****** Joan and Minnie by HenryG ****** =============================================================================== Joan and Minnie I will never forget 10th September 1964. That was the day that I left home to go to university. I had obtained a place at a university in the north of England to study Chemistry. Unlike most students, however, this was not a time of excitement and expectation. Quite frankly, I was terrified. I was, and still am, unbelievably shy. Any contact with other people, even if I knew them, would leave me red faced, stammering and unable to cope. The sad thing was that I knew the reason. It was all the fault of my cock! Well, more accurately, the size of my cock. I knew kids who were picked on at school because they had small cocks. My problem was the other extreme, I had a large cock. Well, not large, huge. By the time I was 16, my cock, when fully erect, was 13 inches long! OK, most of you would probably say I'm overreacting and that a big cock is every guy's dream. Don't you believe it. Basically most of my peers at school thought I was a freak. Everyone took the opportunity to take the piss out of the "snake man" as they called me. And worse of all, word got around. Most girls in the neighbourhood knew about it. Things probably came to a head one evening. I was walking home when a group of girls stopped me and asked me to show them my pet snake. I refused and they jumped me. I'm fairly strong but I was outnumbered and stood no chance. Before long I was stripped and pinned down on the ground. The girls reacted to seeing my cock with a variety of unpleasant comments. One girl, an overweight and somewhat ugly creature, had a reputation at the local school for being a bully. Smirking evily she walked over to me. She pulled her panties down and squatted on my face. God she stank, she couldn't have washed for ages and her crotch had this combined smell of fish and shit. I struggled to breathe as her fleshy labia pressed against my nose and mouth. To my horror my nervous system interpreted this experience as being very sexy and in spite of my revulsion and the discomfort of the cold hard ground pressing against my back, my cock rapidly inflated. The girl sitting on my face grabbed my cock and wanked me fiercely. Before long I came copiously my gism falling on my chest. Laughing the girls ran off leaving me in the road. After that day I couldn't face another girl knowing that she knew about my "affliction" and wondering what she thought. I became progressively withdrawn and shy and by the time I was 18 and ready to go to university I was a paranoid mess and still a virgin. In those days we didn't have the same amount of pornographic material around as now. Most of our sexual titillation came from reading magazines such as Parade and Health and Efficiency. These showed lots of tits but all pubic hair was hidden or air-brushed out. One guy at school had a brother in the army based in Germany who sent him some photographs. These were poor quality black and white snaps but were the real thing. They showed cocks being sucked and cunts and arses being fucked. This was my first indication of what sex was all about. I wouldn't have gone to university if it wasn't for my parents. They had never had the chance to get any further education and they quietly held the hopes that I would be the first in the family to obtain a degree. I really couldn't bear to disappoint them even though it would cause me grief. I've always been pretty good at school work and I easily got straight A's in my A levels. I had the full range of universities to choose from and I decided to pick one far from my native London. I decided to head north to Manchester. During my first semester I had a room in the University Halls. I found it difficult to cope with the large number of new faces and I decided to switch to lodgings. The accommodation department fixed me up with lodgings in the outskirts of the city and it was a dark January evening that my taxi pulled up outside my lodgings. It was pouring with rain and the street looked as miserable as I felt. Although I had been in the north for some months the rows of terraced houses and the occasional mill looked alien to me. Basically I felt alone and depressed. The taxi pulled up outside a large detached Victorian house. I left the taxi and carried my suitcase up the path to the door. The house looked tidy and well maintained and very welcoming. My ringing of the bell resulted in the front door opening by a middle aged lady. She was of medium height and what I would politely describe as plump. She had a pleasant face and the most striking jet black hair tied up in a bun behind her head. She smiled broadly in welcome and spoke: "Ah, Mr Jones, please come in." The hall was warm and well furnished, I could see that this lady was wealthy. As I walked into the hall the woman gave me a firm hug, her large soft breasts pressing against my chest. "My name is Miss Ackroyd, but please call me Minnie, welcome to our home." At that moment a thinner lady of similar age came into the hall. "This is my sister, Joan." Minnie added. "Let go of him at once!" Joan spoke sharply. "Yes dear," Minnie replied docilely albeit with a smile on her face. "Mr Jones is such a nice young man, don't you think?" Minnie added. "Behave yourself," Joan retorted. The difference between the ladies was startling and I wouldn't have recognised them as being sisters. Joan was the same height as Minnie but where Minnie was rather fat, Joan was almost painfully thin. She did however have the same jet black hair and this was probably the best indication of their relationship. "Follow me," Joan commanded and led the way up the stairs. "Please call me Henry," I suggested trying to break the ice. She snorted dismissively in return. She led the way into a large bedroom which must have been three times the size of my halls room. Typically Victorian the ceiling was at least 9 feet high and had ornate mouldings. The decoration was beautifully done and completely in period. The furniture was clearly antique and in the middle of the room was the crowning glory, a four poster double bed. I was amazed and speechless - what a pad! "The bathroom is at the end of the hall," Joan told me. "Minnie will serve tea in 10 minutes," Joan added as she left the room. I quickly unpacked and went downstairs to the lounge. Minnie was in the room pouring tea. I noticed that there were only two cups. "Joan has gone to bed," Minnie informed me. I sat down on the luxurious settee. "Joan seemed very cross, I hope I haven't upset her." I wanted to make sure I stayed in the ladies' good books. "Don't worry about Joan," Minnie answered, "she wasn't angry with you." "If you are going to live here you need to understand things." Minnie started. "We may not look it but Joan and I are twins. I'm the elder by 10 minutes. During the war I married a fighter pilot. Two days later he was shot down and killed. I had a nervous breakdown and Joan nursed me through. I started eating for comfort and that's why I so much fatter than her. Joan has made it her life's work protecting me and that's why she seems so bossy. Really she means no harm." After tea I made my excuses and went up to bed. I changed into my pyjamas and went into the bathroom. This was another huge room with genuine Victorian fitments. As I settled down on the toilet for a dump I noticed a laundry basket beside me. A pair of knickers was peeping out from under the lid. My curiosity aroused I lifted the lid. At the top were two pairs of white knickers. From the differing sizes it was obvious which belonged to which sister. I felt a little excited that I was holding something that had been in the most intimate contact with these women. With a little self disgust I found myself wondering how they smelled. I couldn't resist the temptation and held each in turn against my face breathing in the scent. Joan's had a light lavender scent. The gusset was slightly stained yellow and curled up was a single black pubic hair. What amazed me that uncoiled it was all of 4 inches long. Minnie's knickers also had a subtle scent. The gusset was somewhat more stained with a dark skidmark. I inhaled the pungent musk from the cloth feeling my blood tingle. My cock stiffened and I felt it move up my stomach. I leant back and gently rubbed my cock with Minnie's knickers. There is one advantage to having a huge cock. By leaning forward I could easily take the bell end into my mouth. The sensation of taking my salty cock into my mouth was fabulous. I rubbed harder as I sucked feeling my pre-cum fill my mouth. Soon the delightful pressure of my orgasm began and I sucked and rubbed harder. With jets of ecstasy my hot semen filled my mouth. I swallowed quickly relishing the extreme pleasure of my orgasm. They say that too much ejaculating depletes your zinc levels. I liked to think that by drinking my cum I helped restore the balance. In any event, I loved the taste. Things settled down at my new abode and with time I became more at ease with the two sisters. I noticed that Joan began to warm slightly towards me although she still nagged Minnie at every opportunity. Minnie must have had the most even temperament because never once did she lose her temper or answer back to Joan. I hadn't mentioned that the two sisters had separate bedrooms on the same floor as mine. Most evenings they were in the habit of going to bed around ten o clock. Once or twice late in the evening I heard muffled sounds of what sounded like a scream coming from Minnie's room. For most times I ignored it but one night I heard particularly load sounds and crept to the closed door of Minnie's room. I could hear her gasping and moaning rhythmically. For time to time she spoke as if pleading with someone... "Yes, yes... more!!", she whimpered. Then I realised what was going on. Someone was giving Minnie a serious seeing to. Slowly her moans became louder and faster until with a shriek she came. I crept back to my room to deal with the huge boner which had grown in my pants. As I wanked I fantasised about Minnie in the nude. I suppose the first big surprise came after a couple of months. One evening I was relaxing in the bath when a frantic knocking came on the bathroom door. I called out "who's there?" "I must come in!" called out Joan, and with that the door flew open - I had forgotten to lock the door. Joan rushed over to the toilet, hitched up her skirt and pulled her pants down. With a sigh she sat down and started to piss. It sounded like a hose pipe - I guessed she had been really desperate to go. Suddenly she farted loudly and started to dump - and I mean big time. Something must have upset her stomach because the alternating sound of farting and splashing of turds went on for some time. The smell was pretty horrible but I found it sort of sexy. She sighed as she finished. "Sorry Henry, I just had to go." She stood and started to wipe herself. Her skirt was hitched right up and her lower body was completely exposed. She was seriously thin and her pelvic bones stood out proud. What was amazing was her pubic bush. It was huge. Thick long black hair covered not only her pubic mound but spread up to her navel and over her thighs. Her bush also hung down over the gap between her thighs hiding her labia. The sight was exciting and my cock stiffened. As she finished wiping Joan looked up and caught me staring at her crotch. I blushed deeply and started to stammer my apologies. The expected angry rebuke did not materialise. Instead Joan's gaze instead turned to the head of my cock poking above the water level. It was her turn to stare. "Stand up Henry," she asked with a husky voice. I was seriously embarrassed but without thinking I stood. My cock was fully stiff and up flat against my belly. "Fabulous!" Joan whispered as she grasped my cock with her hand. Before I knew what was happening she took the end of my cock into her mouth and gave me the most amazing blow job. Gently she bobbed her head up and down progressively taking more and more of me down her throat. With each movement Joan gave a small moaning sound. Slowly the old familiar pressure began to build. "I'm coming," I gasped. To my surprise Joan sucked harder. With a culmination of pressure my fluids jetted into her mouth. Joan swallowed but couldn't quite cope with the flood. The excess dribbled out of the side of her mouth and down her chin. Joan stepped back with a contented look on her face and with a deft movement of her finger wiped the excess semen from her chin into her mouth. "That was nice Henry. I hope we can do that again but please don't tell Minnie - leave that to me." I nodded as she left. One Friday evening a couple of weeks after my bathroom encounter with Joan I was sat in my room reading. It was only nine thirty but the two sisters had gone upstairs. The rhythmic creaking sound started coming from Minnie's room. I was curious and crept to her door. This time the door was partly open and the light was shining in the room. I crept to the door. I could hear the creaking sound again along with moaning. I eased the door open and looked in. The two sisters were naked on the bed. Minnie was on her back with her legs in the air. Joan was knelt down in front of Minnie and was sucking on her cunt. From the reflection in the dressing table window I could see that Joan's thin arm was stuck up Minnies arse! Gently and steadily Joan was easing her arm in and out of Minnie. At most the arm was inserted almost up to Joan's elbow. With each thrust Minnie gave a moan of pleasure. Their nakedness sharply contrasted the difference in their physiques. Both had the most amazing pale skin which contrasted sharply with their black hair. Minnie was marvellously voluptuous her belly and large breasts spread out. Her crotch seemed just as hairy as Joan's, the long tufts of hair showing from between her fleshy thighs. Minnie had her arms up above her head revealing dense bushes of hair in her arm pits. This hair glistened with her sweat and curled as only wet hair can. Joan in contrast seemed almost anorexic. Her ribs and pelvic bones were clearly visible and her breasts were small but surprisingly firm. Her arse was thrust in the air and her thin buttocks parted to reveal her heavily hairy crotch. Her pink anus was just visible and seemed to gape slightly open. "Perhaps she also enjoys anal attention," I pondered. To my surprise I found both women highly arousing. The white of their skin and thick black hair were the most exciting things I had ever seen. I eased my cock out of my pants and started slowly wanking. I watched mesmerised and Joan skilfully brought Minnie to her peak. The licking and deep fisting combined to bring her to a shattering climax. Gently Joan removed her hand and the two sisters hugged and kissed. Suddenly Joan looked up and saw me reflected in the mirror. "What are you doing, spying on us!" she shouted. I stood petrified wishing the floor would swallow me up. I couldn't speak, my terror and shyness flooded my body. Joan got off the bed and walked up to me. "Come here," she commanded and pulled me in. You can call me a wuss but I was terrified. "We give you accomodation and you betray us by spying on our private lives, how dare you!" Joan seemed almost apoplectic with rage. Then the to my surprise and confusion, both women burst into laughter. "I can't keep this up," Joan gasped and she kissed me deeply. As she did I could taste Minnie's muskiness on Joan's lips. Both women stripped me and took me over to the bed. "Relax Henry," Minnie cooed, "We left the door open because we wanted you to join us." We lay on the bed, me between them and with their arms wrapped around me. Lying on the bed between the two sisters was unbelievably erotic. Close up I could smell their arousal. The smell of sweat and musk. My face was near Minnie's armpit and her powerful scent filled my head. You might think I'm perverted enjoying these women's body odours but believe me there was a difference between this smell and the normal nasty body odour. People who don't wash stink. The action of the bacteria on their bodies make nasty smelling substances which just isn't sexy. In this case it was a clean smell if you can imagine it. There was no underlying stench just a tang of sexual excitement and a hint of pheromones. On impulse I pressed my face into Minnie's armpit, revelling in the wetness of her hair and her sweat. Her muskiness almost hid a subtle herbal aroma. "Do you like it?" Minnie asked. I murmured assent not wanting to remove my face from this beautiful spot." "We don't like modern deodrants," Minnie continued. "They leave nasty deposits of chemicals which block up your pores. We wash with an extract of herbs which let you sweat but prevent nasty smells." I had to agree that it worked beautifully. Gently Minnie rubbed her hand up and down my straining cock. She then moved down and took it into her mouth. Joan for her part moved further down and began to suck on my balls. Gently she sucked each one in turn taking it into her mouth and rubbing with her tongue. This joint treatment rapidly brought me close to orgasm. Sensing my excitement Joan moved onto me and eased my cock into her tight but extremely wet cunt. She pushed down hard onto me trying to get all my cock into her. As she worked me in and out Minnie was licking at Joan's crotch. I felt her tongue flicker across my cock before moving to Joan's anus. Joan began to gasp as Minnie sucked and licked and pushed harder onto me trying to get all my cock into her cunt. "Stop dear," Minnie spoke, "let's try something else." With that she pulled my cock out of Joan's cunt and pressed it against Joan's anus. Joan got the message and pushed down firmly. With only the slightest resistance it slid deeply into her rectum. Joan continued to push down until she was sat on my upper thighs and had every last centimetre of my cock buried up her arse. I cannot describe the feeling other than liken it to being firmly held in a hot, wet, tight, velvet tube. Slowly Joan raised herself so my cock withdrew until only the head was inside her. She then pushed me back in fully. This was repeated, ever quickening, sending rivers of sweet sensations through my body. There was no doubt that Joan was also getting seriously turned on. Her face became red and this colour flooded down her neck onto her bouncing breasts. She gasped hoarsely with every thrust. Almost unbelievably I felt my cock swell as my excitement rose. Joan felt it too and began to whimper. I wanted this to go on for ever but soon I felt the irresistible sensations building in my cock and balls - that pressure that demanded release. With fierce spasms my cock jetted fluids deep into Joan's bowel. The pulsing of my cock seemed to act as a trigger and with a cry of exultation Joan orgasmed. Gasping Joan collapsed on top of me. I could feel her delightful breasts pressing against my chest and the thump of her heart still racing with her excitement. Slowly we recovered and I felt my cock soften. To my slight surprise I felt Minnie ease my cock out of Joan. She then pressed her mouth over Joan's open anus and sucked on my sperm as it poured out. What can I say - this was the dirtiest and at the same time most exciting thing I had seen. I resolved to try this for myself the next time I buggered one of the sisters. Sated, we rested enjoying that warm apres-sex glow. Joan spoke as I gently nuzzled into Minnie's hirsute armpit licking and tasting her salty sweat. She explained how after Minnie's husband's death neither of them felt the need to find a husband, albeit for different reasons. Minnie was too devastated after her breakdown and Joan was too involved in helping Minnie recover. Instead they chose to please each other when they felt sexual urges. They were not lesbian in the usual sense but, as sisters, would provide such release as they needed. My arrival had helped to awaken their heterosexual urges, coupled with a maternal urge to mother me! Strangely I felt a strong bond with both of them. Although they were almost 50 years old and definitely did not meet the accepted standards of beauty normally sought by someone of my age, I found them profoundly sexy. A week or two later I had an incredible experience with Minnie. It was one Saturday morning. Joan had travelled to the nearby city of Liverpool to visit a friend leaving Minnie and I alone in the house. As I walked into the lounge I saw Minnie standing with her back to me in front of the table. She was engrossed in watching birds feed in the garden. I quietly stepped up and wrapped my arms around her. I nuzzled her neck and she writhed first with surprise and then with pleasure. "Hello gorgeous," I whispered. "Behave yourself, you bad boy," she scolded, blushing with pleasure at my complement. I slowly moved down her body rubbing her with my hands. As I knelt Minnie leant forward over the table. I gently began to stroke her ankles relishing the texture of her plump flesh below her nylon stockings. Slowly I moved my hands up her calves lifting her skirt as I went. More and more of her black stockinged legs were revealed. As her thighs were exposed Minnie reached down and lifted her skirt over her waist leaving me free to explore further. I stroked and kissed her thighs smelling a slight body aroma through their nylon covering. I reached up and pulled her tights down but leaving her which panties in place - I was in no hurry to unwrap this parcel. Minnie was bent over fully and her pantie gusset fully exposed. Her wonderful thatch of pubic hair sprouted from the leg openings in the panties. her gusset had a slight yellow staining and I could not resist kissing the material which was so intimately in contact with her. The cloth was damp with Minnie's fluids and smelled of a wonderful mix of her urine and musk. If they could bottle that combination as an aphrodisiac they would make a fortune. I pushed my face against her and Minnie wriggled as my nose was forced into her vaginal cleft. I decided it was time to get personal and I eased her panties down. Her hairy cunt was amazing. Because of her weight Minnies outer labia were large and fleshy hiding her inner lips turning her vagina into a slit. I eased the opening apart and gently flicked my tongue into her. The taste and smell was even stronger and exciting. Her open vagina oozed moisture and a white mucus. Out of interest I licked this sticky deposit. The mucus had a wonderful salty taste as it dissolved on my tongue. In my quest for more my tongue boldly pushed into her warm opening making Minnie writhe and gasp. Minnie moved her rear upward so that my tongue reached what I know now to be her clit. It was large and swollen and I took it into my mouth. At this Minnie started to get really excited and pushed herself against me so that her clit slid in and out like a tiny cock. I sucked harder and Minnie gave a cry of pleasure as she came. This was serious fun and Minnie's reaction was a real turn on. I decided to check out her anus and moved upward. Minnie's anus showed the effects of Joan's fisting. It gaped slightly and looked just a little swollen. The ring surrounding the opening stood proud and had a small pile on one side. The area immediately around her anus had a brownish pigmentation. I ran my tongue around the rim tasting, enjoying, absorbing the new aroma. Minnie pushed towards me trying to ease my tongue into her. I obliged tasting a darker, bitter taste as my tongue entered her hot receptive anus. I tasted small bitter deposits which I realised were the remains of her last bowel movement. The idea of licking someone else's shit should have disgusted me but I found it exciting and very intimate. Deeper and deeper I tongued Minnie's anus feeling her relax and open up to me. He This must have been to much for Minnie because she soon gasped begging me "to fuck her bum." Again I had to oblige and soon I was easing my cock into her receptive rear. As each inch entered Minnie wriggled and pushed. Soon and was fully in and I began to piston in and out of her. With every thrust Minnie gasped and pushed against me, at the same time rotating her arse as she milked every last sensation from my cock. Soon we were pushing frantically and it was only a matter of time before I blasted my spunk into Minnie. I eased my cock out and immediately I knelt behind Minnies gaping anus. Slowly I saw my sperm begin to pour out, not it's usual white but with a brownish tinge. I pressed my mouth against her and sucked. The fluid's normal taste had been enhanced with slight bitterness and I gulped frantically not wished to miss a drop. Her anus gaped even wider and I ran my tongue deep inside licking up every last drop. I looked at Minnie as we put back on our clothing. Her face was smiling radient and had a pink blush. She looked like a cat which had eaten a gallon of cream. Later that day when Joan came home I could see from the glint in her eye that she was feeling randy. She disappeared into the kitchen with Minnie where they had a short whispered conversation. I couldn't hear what they were saying but I could tell they were up to mischief. They both came into the lounge where I was sat and taking hold of one of my arms each took me upstairs to my room. Here they quickly stripped me and then themselves. "Time for your further education," Joan instructed me. Once we were on the bed the sisters began skillfully to bring me to the boil. Once my cock was fully stiff they moved me onto my back lifted my legs up. Minnie bent down and licked on my cock-head. Joan began to suck on my anus. I was momentarily worried since I hadn't showered that day but Joan seemed to thoroughly enjoy the taste. The sensation of her tongue rubbing and poking into me was incredible. I willed my anus to relax and was rewarded by the feeling of her tongue moving past my first sphincter. Soon her tongue was replaced by a greased finger. Skillfully Joan eased her finger in and out, rotating it and gently easing me open. Once she was satisfied a second finger was inserted. This was slightly uncomfortable for a moment but I soon opened up for her. In fairly quick succession Joan introduced all her fingers and her thumb into my arse having first liberally applied KY jelly to it. It was tight and a little sore. Sensing this Joan spoke. "Relax Henry," she coaxed. I did my best and felt a gently increasing pressure as she advanced her hand into me. I could sense that she was up to her knuckles in me when she spoke. "Now relax as much as you can." With a sharp pain her hand entered my arse. I gasped with the pain and Joan stopped moving, allowing me time to recover. My arse felt like I had a huge turd in it. Full and slightly comforting. Now the moment had come I realised that I wanted nothing more than to feel Joan's arm fully inside me. "OK, I'm ready," I spoke once the pain had subsided. Gently but firmly Joan eased her arm in. Inch by inch I was filled - no specific sensations other than an amazing fullness and a deep sense of intimacy. Once Joan's arm was fully in, Minnie lowered my legs. She began to suck on my cock rubbing it's length firmly with her greasy hands. The pressure of Joan's arm on my prostrate was amazing and I felt my cock stiffen like never before. My orgasm was overwhelming. The normal pulsing sensation was magnified by the pressure of Joan's arm. What seemed like pints of my gism flooed into Minnie's mouth. At first she swallowed what she could but she soon gave up allowing the surpulus to dribble down her chin. So strong was my ejaculation that I felt the room turning grey as I approached fainting. Somehow I stayed conscious and lay back exhausted. I could recount more of my sexual adventures with these two wonderful women but some things are best kept private. You might think our relationship feakish but we had much to offer each other. The sisters having satisfied each other for 20 years welcomed me as a surrogate who they could mother and who could provide them with the hetrosexual satisfaction they needed. In them I received unconditional love and sexual experience beyond compare. I completed my university course gaining a first class honours degree and, after completing my PhD, joined the university staff as a senior lecturer. I stayed with the sisters Ackroyd and we continued our sexual adventures for over twenty years. In 1992, Joan died suddenly. Within two days Minnie died, I guess from grief, and I was left alone. I mourned them and regretted their passing but was consoled by the joy we had shared for all those years. They were buried together on the same day. Afterwards I stood alone by the grave offering my final farewell prayers and my thanks to these two amazing women. I felt a touch on my shoulder. Turning I felt a deep sense of deja vue as I saw a short plump girl in her late twenties with thick black hair tied in a bun. It could have been Minnie at that age and I felt my head swim with the shock. "Are you all right Henry?" she asked, "your face has gone pale." First I nodded mutely but after a moment found my voice. "You remind me of someone very dear to me. How do you know my name?" "I'm Sarah, everyone says I look like Aunt Minnie," she continued. "Joan and Minnie were my Aunts. They told me all about you." "Everything?" I croaked in a sudden panic. "Yes everything. My aunts both knew that they were getting older and that they didn't have much longer to live. Because you are so much younger than them, they hated the idea of you being left alone and they asked me to come and look after you if anything ever happened to them. After what they told me about your life together I was happy to agree." With that and with a quiet smile on her face, she took my arm and led me back to the house. henrycom1@hotmail.com