****** Mr. Cum's Ice-Cream Shop by Jerry ******
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Mr. Cum's Ice-Cream Shop


All of my friends told me that my idea would never work in a million years.
Lucky for me, and my thousands of completely satisfied customers, I hardly if
ever listen to them. My name is Mr. Cum and I am the proud owner of Mr. Cum's
Ice-cream Store. We have been in business for over a year now and business is
getting better and better every day. What makes us different from all the
others? Why are we beating the pants and skirts off of the competition? I am
sure that those questions and many others are on your mind. Well, I will answer
them for you. The reason that we are superior to all the other ice-cream stores
in town is because we not only serve the best damn ice-cream and frozen yogurt,
but we also serve frozen and non-frozen cum. That's right, you heard me. Frozen
and non-frozen cum. Fresh from the cock! Needless to say, most of our customers
are either women or gay/bi men, but that is just fine with me because they
usually bring their friends and family along to buy regular ice-cream and
frozen yogurt while they get their cum anyway. Make the customers happy and
they will keep cumming back for more, I always say! Unlike the competition, I
give them whatever they want no matter how perverted, nasty or disgusting it
is. That's not just good business sense. It is also the right thing to do and
doing the right thing can be very rewarding financially as well as spiritually.
It really does my heart good to see a woman sit down with her family and enjoy
eating a pint of freshly squirted cum in front of her husband and little
children. Just brings tears to my eyes. You know what I mean?

People told me that I would never be able to find help, but as usual, they were
wrong. I just simply put an ad in the local newspaper that read: Hey guys! How
would you like to shoot your cum into containers and watch people eat it? And
get paid to boot! If this sounds like a job for you, just contact me at... I
was interviewing guys for days! I had them come into my office, one at a time,
and pull their pants and shorts down. Then I had a gorgeous, blonde, 18 year
old girl in high-heels and a thong bikini go up to them and rub their big, hard
cocks and balls until they shot their thick, creamy loads into a measuring cup.
I wanted to see just how much cum each guy could shoot for one serving. Only
the guys with large cocks that shot big loads of cum were hired to work for me.
One cum-jock had a huge 15 inch donkey-sized cock that filled the measuring cup
to the 3/4 mark with his thick, milky, freshly shot penis-juice. I knew that I
was going to need plenty of cum shooters cause I figured that there were going
to be plenty of "Cum Chuggers" in my ice-cream shop. I hired 40 guys at first,
but ended up hiring plenty more before the first week of our grand opening was
over.

I will never forget the first day that we opened. There was a beautiful, large
banner out in front of the shop that read: GRAND OPENNING! THE VERY BEST ICE-
CREAM AND FROZEN YOUGURT IN TOWN! There was a smaller banner under that one
that read: FROZEN AND NON-FROZEN CUM! FRESH FROM THE COCK! GET A PINT TODAY!
FOR FREE! I figured that I would promote the cum by giving pints of it away for
free on the first day of our opening. It was only half an hour before door
opening time and I was afraid that no one would show up. The staff was standing
around and waiting for me to unlock and open the sliding door. When the time
came to open up there were still no customers. Then, 20 minutes after opening
time, we had our first customer. A large nervous looking woman with two
children came into the shop. She had a little 6 year old boy and a 15 year old
girl with her. I wanted to be the first person to serve a customer in my shop,
so I walked up to the counter and waited for her to order. The counter was
between two glass refrigerated display cases that held buckets of the different
flavor ice-creams, yogurts and cum. The two buckets of frozen cum were to the
far end of the display case against the wall. All of the flavors were marked
with large tags in front of them. The woman slowly walked up to the display
case with her two noisy children and stood there. "May I help you ma'am?" I
asked.

"Well, I would like some... uh, well, I would like some ice-cream please," she
said nervously.

I could see that she was looking at the buckets of frozen cum out the corner of
her eyes. "What flavor ma'am?"

"Well, I would like a pint of cu... uh chocolate please."

I could tell that she wanted the cum, but she didn't want to ask for it for
some reason. "You know mam, We have a special on our cum today. If you like, we
will give you a pint of frozen or non-frozen cum for free! Our thick, creamy,
non-frozen cum is freshly milked from a big, thick, hard cock right in front of
you, so that you can be sure that the cum is straight from the dick! Hell, you
can even pump the cock till the cum shoots out yourself if you like."

She put her hand up to her big breasts and said, "Oh my goodness." Then she
looked down at her kids and then looked at the cum.

The 15 year old girl looked curiously at her mother and asked, "Mommy? What is
fresh cum straight from a big cock?"

The obese woman's face turned blood red and she quickly said, "Oh nothing
special sweetie. Just another flavor of ice-cream."

"Can I eat some fresh, creamy cum straight from a big, hard dick mommy?"

"Oh no sweetie! We will just eat some regular ice-cream."

I gave the woman her order and after she paid for it she took her children and
left the shop. That is when Joe, the cashier, noticed that the woman had left
her purse on the display case and quickly ran after her. "Hey! Lady! You forgot
your purse!" He ran out of the door after her and when he came back in, she was
right behind him without her children. "Oh, thank you young man! I just don't
know where my head is at today." Then she took another glance at the buckets of
frozen cum and bit on her bottom lip.

It was obvious that she wanted the cum badly so I decided to help her make up
her mind. "You know ma'am. We are only going to be GIVING this cum away today.
After this, you will have to pay for it." That is when Janet, another cashier
said, "You know ma'am. This is really good quality sperm. I have tasted it
myself. It's nice and thick with a rich, creamy taste!"

"Oh really!" the woman said with an interested look and grin on her face.

"Yes. It isn't the same as that weak, loose stuff that my boyfriend and your
husband squirt out of their dicks. These "Cum Shooters" don't fuck or jerk off.
They only shoot their fresh, milky sperm for customers like yourself to eat.
They are all healthy college athletes."

The woman began to lick her lips.

"Yes ma'am. There are no pussy whipped cocks in here. Only young, hard, horny
cum-shooting dicks!" I could sense that the woman was changing her mind when
she finally looked at me and said, "Ya know, I have been working hard around
the house and I think that I deserve some rich, thick, creamy penis-juice fresh
from a big donkey-sized cock!"

"Thata girl," I said.

"Yeah, good for you," said Janet.

I opened the sliding glass door on the case and prepared to dip up a pint of
frozen cum when the woman tapped on the case and said, "Oh no, sir. I don't
want the frozen cum. I want some sperm squirted fresh from a hard penis into my
container."

"Sure thing ma'am. Just take this pint sized container and a lid and Janet here
will instruct you on how to get your cum." The woman began to look excited and
nervous. She happily followed Janet over to the other side of the shop with a
huge smile on her face. She had obviously forgotten all about her two children
that she had left outside in her car. When she got to the other side of the
room, she saw seven large cocks sticking out of holes that had been drilled
into the wall. None of the cocks were under 12 inches long or 2 inches thick.
The largest dick was 17 inches long and 3 inches thick. "Oh my God! Look at all
of those big, beautiful cocks!" cried the woman.

"What's your name ma'am"

"Joan. My name is Joan and I want some CUM!"

"Sure thing Joan. My name is Janet and all you have to do to get some fresh cum
is to follow my instructions. OK?" There was a container attached to the wall
and there was some lubricant in it. "Ok Joan. Let's get some fresh dick juice.
First, reach into the container on the wall with one of your hands and scoop
out some dick lube." The woman followed Janet's every direction to the letter.
"Now, take one of those big dicks into your hand and put the pint container
directly under its big, fat penis head and start stroking the thick shaft until
the cum squirts out ok?" The woman took the big 17 inch long, 3 inch thick cock
into her hand and began to stroke it slowly until it became stiff. "Oh it's so
beautiful! Look how big and thick it is! Whose cock is it Janet?"

"Well Joan. There is a handsome, young man named Jeff on the other side of the
wall and right now you are making him very, very happy." Both ladies began to
giggled playfully as Joan kept stroking the huge, horse-sized penis. "Oh Janet.
I can feel it throbbing as I stroke it! The big, fat dick head is sooooo large
and meaty. I Love it!"

"You aren't going to get enough sperm to fill the container from just one cock
Joan, so you are probably going to end up stroking two or three."

"That's fine by me!"

Just then, the door opened and the woman's 15 year old daughter came back into
the shop. She looked over at the wall and saw her mommy pulling and yanking on
the big, hard penis that was sticking out of the wall. "Mommy. Why are you
pulling on that?"

"Oh a... well dear you see... mommy is hungry and she needs something to eat so
she is pulling on this hard penis so that it will squirt something out for her
to munch on."

"Can I pull on the big hard penis too?"

"Get one of your own sweetie. This big hard beautiful thing belongs to your
hungry mommy!"

Janet went over to help the little 15 year old girl get her free pint of fresh,
hot cum. The girl was absolutely fascinated with the huge dicks. She playfully
went down the row of cocks and pulled on each one and sniffed them to see what
they smelled like. When she pulled on a big 13inch long 2 1/2 inch wide black
cock, the pre-cum began to ooze out of the big, fat, meaty dick head. "Yuck!
What's this thick slimy stuff that's coming out of this big, hard, black
penis?"

"What is your name dear?" Janet asked.

"It's Ashley and I want some cum like my mom."

"HA HA HA... Aren't you just the cutest little thing? Only 15 and you have
already developed a taste for fresh cum. My name is Janet, sweetie, and that is
what we call pre-cum. It usually comes out before the fresh milky sperm and..."

"Oh look! Here it comes!" cried Joan. The big cock that Joan was stroking began
to squirt big thick globs of fresh, sticky cum into her container. "Oh yes,
just look at it shoot off! Big thick blobs of creamy ding-dong juice and it's
all for me to eat!"

The little girl just stood there with the big black cock in her little hand and
began to frown. "That's not fair! Mommy's big dick is shooting cum out and this
big ole black penis won't even squirt anything out for me to eat!"

"HA HA HA HA! Now sweetie, just let your aunt Janet show you how to properly
milk a thick penis." Janet took hold of the large black cock and began to
slowly stroke the thick shaft. It started to pump in and out of her hand. Then
she began to flick the big, bulbous penis head with her finger-tips until the
cock was as hard as a rock. "You see dear?" said Janet. "First you must excite
the cock and then it will be hard enough for you to milk until it ejaculates
some fresh sperm for you." Joan had grabbed a spoon and was guzzling the thick
cum into her mouth like a starving woman. Big drops of thick cum were dripping
and oozing down the sides of the big woman's mouth. "Oh, it's been so long
since I have tasted CUM!" she blurted out. Just then, Ashley became impatient
and squeezed the big black dick hard. Then she held it up to her face and
licked some of the pre-cum that was oozing out of the tip of the penis head.
"Mmmmmmmm...This is delicious mom! Now I know why you love cum so much! I want
this thing to shoot off so I can have a pint of this stuff!" Ashley was holding
the big cock up to her face as she talked and she was no longer paying
attention to it. Just as she said that she wanted the penis to shoot off, it
did; Right into Ashley's pretty little face. "Yuck! My face is all sticky!" she
cried out.

Everyone began to laugh, but Ashley's mom saw the disappointment on her face
and invited her to eat some of her cum.

"Don't worry yourself, pretty little lady," I said. " I will make sure that you
leave here with not only one but TWO pints of fresh cum, even if I have to
squirt it out of my own dick into your pretty little mouth myself!"

"Thank you mister!"

Just then another woman walked into the shop and looked over at the scene. Joan
was sitting there spooning the cum into her mouth like a starving woman and her
little 15 year old daughter was sitting there with big blobs of creamy cum
running down her face while she also shoveled the gooey penis juice into her
mouth. The woman began to fidget a little and then blurted out, "I want some
CUM!" It was then that I knew that this idea was going to fly.

After that day, business was booming and I have never looked back since or
regretted opening the first frozen cum shop for people to eat at. I guess it
gives a whole knew meaning to the term ice-CREAM huh? Heh Heh Heh. Anyway, make
sure that you CUM on by and get some fresh sperm. Bring the family along too.
We are having a buy one quart and get one quart for free sale. Y'all come on
over now!


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