Storiesonline.net ------- Suellen Naked In School by BarBar Copyright© 2007 by BarBar ------- Description: Just a short (650 word) contribution to the NiS collection. It would be a good idea to have read other NiS stories first. Codes: humor ------- Hi. My name is Suellen. I'm 17 years old. This is the story of how I ended up naked in school. One day, in the mail, there was a big envelope with my name on it. I opened it up and out fell a letter and a glossy brochure. The brochure had a picture on the front with a naked boy and girl holding hands and it described the Naked In Schools Program. I read the letter. I read the letter again. "Mom, you know that Naked In Schools program?" "Yup! What about it?" "Well apparently I have to do it." "That can't be right." "Yup. It seems that they changed the legislation, so that now everyone has to do one week of Naked In School before they can graduate. Since I want to graduate, apparently I have to do it." "That's ridiculous. Surely they don't mean that. Can't they make an exception? Let me see." Mom read the letter. She read the letter again. Then she picked up the phone. Mom spoke to someone at the Program headquarters. She explained my situation. Did I have a medical reason for an exemption? No. Did I have a psychological reason for an exemption? No. No other exemptions are possible. Everyone else does the Program. Mom demanded to speak to their superior. It took some persuading but finally she got through. She explained my situation. Did I have a medical reason for an exemption? No Did I have a psychological reason for an exemption? No No other exemptions are possible. Everyone else does the Program. Mom hung up the phone. "Well sweetie, I guess we both just learned two things. The first is that this country is run by idiots. The second is that you have to spend a week going to school naked." I shrugged at her. It's not as if I was body shy or anything. It's just that this was completely stupid. ------- The next Monday morning, after breakfast, I walked to my bedroom and took off all my clothes. I picked up my schoolbooks, walked back to the kitchen, sat down at the kitchen table and spread out my books. My name is Suellen and I'm naked at school — well, naked in kitchen anyway. Do you get it now? Do you see why this is so absurd? I'm home-schooled. There's just me and Mom. I have no class-mates. There was no one here to see me naked. There was no one here to make "reasonable requests." There was no one here to be used as a living model for. We live on a very large farm — way, way out of town. The nearest guys are my dad and his off-sider. This week they were camped at the other end of the farm, fixing fences and working on a streambed to prevent erosion. We wouldn't see them again until Saturday. I have a boyfriend. He lives on the next farm over. He and I see each other most weekends. In between times, we keep in touch by phone or through the internet. For the entire week, it was just me and Mom. And we'd seen each other naked plenty of times before so that was no big deal. I read on the internet how the Program changed some people's lives. Did that happen to me? No. I read on the internet how some students in the Program got bashed or raped. Did that happen to me? No. I read on the internet how some students ended up getting lots and lots of sex. Did that happen to me? No. All I got was chilblains. The most exciting thing that happened was that one day, the chickens got out of their coop. I had to put on my boots and run outside to round them up. Our two milk-cows, Bessy and Nora, sure got an eyeful. I don't think they'd seen me naked before. I don't think it changed their lives though! So that's the story of how I ended up naked in school. Stupid, huh? Hope your story is better. Suellen. ------- The End ------- Posted: 2007-08-15 ------- http://storiesonline.net/ -------